Summary

Friday HD guide covering CBS, NBC, The WB, Discovery HD Theater, HDNet, HDNet Movies, HBO, Showtime, and ESPN HD, with ABC and PBS carrying no HD programming that night.

Source document circa 2003 preserved as-is

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Click the "PRIMETIME" graphic for the Prime Time Grid

 

-Links to your signal providers-

 

ABC

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NO HDTV PROGRAMMING TONIGHT

 

CBS

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CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR TIMES
The Young and the Restless

Welcome to Genoa City... Where the Newmans and Abbots do battle in the bedroom.

 


JAG.jpg (7844 bytes)9:00 PM ET/8:00 C
J*A*G

"Empty Quiver"


When a nuclear torpedo can’t be accounted for by the crew of a submarine on its way to the Middle East, Cmdr. Turner is sent to investigate whether it’s a case of terrorism or carelessness. Meanwhile, Harm arrives at Norfolk to investigate charges that his client may have misappropriated Navy funds and finds himself trapped on the base while his client’s trial moves on without Harm’s presence.

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LAW AND ORDR SVU


DAMAGED   
HERO OR RAPIST? DETECTIVES MUST FIND THE TRUTH --When a six-year-old shooting victim caught in an apparent robbery gone bad tests positive for a sexually transmitted disease, Detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Stabler (Christopher Meloni) discover her rapist to be the same store clerk who allegedly foiled the crime. With the help of homicide detectives, they discover the victim’s older sister Missy (Ari Graynor) was dating this sexual predator. Judith Light reprises her role as SVU Bureau Chief Elizabeth Donnelly. Ice-T, Richard Belzer, Stephanie March, Dann Florek and B.D. Wong also star. TV-14

 

 

11:00 PM ET/10:00 C
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno


Guests tonight: Tom Green, World's Smartest Dog, Josh Kelley

 

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8:00 AM ET7:00 c
REBA

Away
With Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia), Van (Steve Howey) and the baby living in student housing, things are finally back to normal and Reba (Reba McEntire) plans to focus more attention on Kyra (Scarlett Pommers), who has become distant. However, her plans suddenly fall short when Van injures himself, suspending his scholarship and losing his off-campus housing, forcing the Montgomery family back into Reba's home.
Christopher Rich and Mitch Holleman also star. Will Makenzie directed the episode written by Matt Berry.

SECOND EPISODE TONIGHT
9:00 AM ET 8:00 c
REBA

Proud Reba
With finances tight, Reba (Reba McEntire) sets out to find a job but quickly learns that her many years of experience as a mother don't transfer over into the job field. When Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) and Van (Steve Howey) happily announce that they've applied for food stamps, a very frustrated Reba swallows her pride and takes Brock (Christopher Rich) up on his offer to give her a job in his dental office.
Melissa Peterman, Scarlett Pomers and Mitch Holleman also star. Gail Mancuso directed the episode written by Christopher Case.

PBS

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NO HDTV PROGRAMMING TONIGHT

 

 

DISCOVERY HD THEATER

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6:00A ET 5:00A CT 4:00A MT 3:00A PT
THE BABY HUMAN

TO TALK [TV G]
Babies are born citizens of the world with the capacity to learn and communicate in any language. They actually begin to learn language while still in the womb. They come into the world ready to communicate and needing to do so.


7:00A ET 6:00A CT 5:00A MT 4:00A PT
WEIRD HOMES


OFF THE GRID  [TV PG]
Living life "unplugged" calls for all of your creative juices. Meet a man who hasn't had a utility bill in fifteen years, a trailer park couple who would make gypsies jealous, and a man who's so far off the grid he forgets what century he's in.


7:30A ET 6:30A CT 5:30A MT 4:30A PT
WEIRD HOMES

DIFFERENT STROKES (Repeat) (7/25) [TV PG]
Meet some uncompromising artists who believe that their home is their canvas. Nada Jurisich doesn't need a room with a view - her rooms ARE the view. And Violette Clark's home represents a one-woman war against beige.


8:00A ET 7:00A CT 6:00A MT 5:00A PT
THE HUMAN BODY

Discover what really happens under our skin. Take a microscopic journey through the human body to uncover life from birth
to death.


9:00A ET 8:00A CT 7:00A MT 6:00A PT
THE BABY HUMAN

TO TALK [TV G]
Babies are born citizens of the world with the capacity to learn and communicate in any language. They actually begin to learn language while still in the womb. They come into the world ready to communicate and needing to do so.


10:00A ET 9:00A CT 8:00A MT 7:00A PT
WEIRD HOMES

OFF THE GRID [TV PG]
Living life "unplugged" calls for all of your creative juices. Meet a man who hasn't had a utility bill in fifteen years, a trailer park couple who would make gypsies jealous, and a man who's so far off the grid he forgets what century he's in.


10:30A ET 9:30A CT 8:30A MT 7:30A PT
WEIRD HOMES

DIFFERENT STROKES  [TV PG]
Meet some uncompromising artists who believe that their home is their canvas. Nada Jurisich doesn't need a room with a view - her rooms ARE the view. And Violette Clark's home represents a one-woman war against beige.


11:00A ET 10:00A CT 9:00A MT 8:00A PT
THE JEFF CORWIN EXPERIENCE

PERU [TV G]
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.


12:00P ET 11:00A CT 10:00A MT 9:00A PT
INSECTIA

THE GRAND ALLIANCE [TV G]
The battle between plants and insects rages everyday along the Amazon. These archenemies cohabitate along the river despite
the fact that over 80% of the flowering plants rely on insects for pollination and the sap of some plants is poisonous to
insects.


12:30P ET 11:30A CT 10:30A MT 9:30A PT
INSECTIA


LIFE IN A SINGLE TREE [TV G]
Join Georges Brossard in the Amazon where trees provide everything necessary to support an entire insect community. Among the many inhabitants are bark bugs using the surface for camouflage while termites and ants create vast roadways inside the trunk.


1:00P ET 12:00P CT 11:00A MT 10:00A PT
WHEN SNAKES BITE

[TV G]
Hunt for some of the world's deadliest snakes in Australia's rainforests; worship with a Tennessee congregation that
demonstrates their faith with snakes; meet the world's largest venom supplier; track snakes in the wild with new technology.


1:30P ET 12:30P CT 11:30A MT 10:30A PT
CROCODILE WRANGLERS


x[TV PG]
Meet the rare individuals who thrive on handling crocodiles. Go to Australia - where scientists are studying croc behavior and wranglers are moving crocs away from populated areas - and to South America where conservationists are nurturing baby crocs.


2:00P ET 1:00P CT 12:00P MT 11:00A PT
THUNDER ON THE BRAZOS
[TV G]
Enter the world of drag boat racing. Top fuel hydros are the fastest boats, with the power to accelerate three and half to four G's.


2:30P ET 1:30P CT 12:30P MT 11:30A PT
BRIDGE DWELLERS: THE BATS OF AUSTIN
z [TV G]
Two million Mexican freetail bats roost under the Congress Avenue bridge in Austin, Texas. Once feared, the bats are now recognized as beneficial to the ecology and have been embraced as a cultural symbol.


3:00P ET 2:00P CT 1:00P MT 12:00P PT
THE BABY HUMAN

TO TALK [TV G]
Babies are born citizens of the world with the capacity to learn and communicate in any language. They actually begin to learn language while still in the womb. They come into the world ready to communicate and needing to do so.


4:00P ET 3:00P CT 2:00P MT 1:00P PT
WEIRD HOMES


OFF THE GRID [TV PG]
Living life "unplugged" calls for all of your creative juices. Meet a man who hasn't had a utility bill in fifteen years, a
trailer park couple who would make gypsies jealous, and a man who's so far off the grid he forgets what century he's in.


4:30P ET 3:30P CT 2:30P MT 1:30P PT
WEIRD HOMES


DIFFERENT STROKES  [TV PG]
Meet some uncompromising artists who believe that their home is their canvas. Nada Jurisich doesn't need a room with a
view - her rooms ARE the view. And Violette Clark's home represents a one-woman war against beige.


5:00P ET 4:00P CT 3:00P MT 2:00P PT
THE JEFF CORWIN EXPERIENCE

PERU [TV G]
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to
explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.


6:00P ET 5:00P CT 4:00P MT 3:00P PT
INSECTIA

THE GRAND ALLIANCE  [TV G]
The battle between plants and insects rages everyday along the Amazon. These archenemies cohabitate along the river despite
the fact that over 80% of the flowering plants rely on insects for pollination and the sap of some plants is poisonous to insects.


6:30P ET 5:30P CT 4:30P MT 3:30P PT
INSECTIA

LIFE IN A SINGLE TREE  [TV G]
Join Georges Brossard in the Amazon where trees provide everything necessary to support an entire insect community. Among the many inhabitants are bark bugs using the surface for camouflage while termites and ants create vast roadways inside the trunk.


7:00P ET 6:00P CT 5:00P MT 4:00P PT
WHEN SNAKES BITE


[TV G]
Hunt for some of the world's deadliest snakes in Australia's rainforests; worship with a Tennessee congregation that demonstrates their faith with snakes; meet the world's largest venom supplier; track snakes in the wild with new technology.


7:30P ET 6:30P CT 5:30P MT 4:30P PT
CROCODILE WRANGLERS

[TV PG]
Meet the rare individuals who thrive on handling crocodiles. Go to Australia - where scientists are studying croc behavior and wranglers are moving crocs away from populated areas - and to South America where conservationists are nurturing
baby crocs.

PRIMETIME

8:00P ET 7:00P CT 6:00P MT 5:00P PT
A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME

[TV PG]
A film about the life and work of the cosmologist, Stephen Hawking, who is perhaps the leading and most popular scientific
thinker today. His ideas and theories about the origins and destiny of the universe are highly renowned throughout the world.


10:00P ET 9:00P CT 8:00P MT 7:00P PT
END OF EXTINCTION: CLONING THE TASMANIAN TIGER

[TV PG]
Scientists use DNA from a preserved specimen to clone the Tasmanian tiger, a wolf-like Australian marsupial ruthlessly hunted
to extinction by English settlers in the 1900's. Dr. Mike Archer's quest to reverse this wrong draws critics and naysayers.


11:00P ET 10:00P CT 9:00P MT 8:00P PT
A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME

[TV PG]
A film about the life and work of the cosmologist, Stephen Hawking, who is perhaps the leading and most popular scientific thinker today. His ideas and theories about the origins and destiny of the universe are highly renowned throughout the world.


1:00A ET 12:00M CT 11:00P MT 10:00P PT
END OF EXTINCTION: CLONING THE TASMANIAN TIGER

[TV PG]
Scientists use DNA from a preserved specimen to clone the Tasmanian tiger, a wolf-like Australian marsupial ruthlessly hunted to extinction by English settlers in the 1900's. Dr. Mike Archer's quest to reverse this wrong draws critics and naysayers.


2:00A ET 1:00A CT 12:00M MT 11:00P PT
A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME

[TV PG]
A film about the life and work of the cosmologist, Stephen Hawking, who is perhaps the leading and most popular scientific thinker today. His ideas and theories about the origins and destiny of the universe are highly renowned throughout the world.


4:00A ET 3:00A CT 2:00A MT 1:00A PT
END OF EXTINCTION: CLONING THE TASMANIAN TIGER

[TV PG]
Scientists use DNA from a preserved specimen to clone the Tasmanian tiger, a wolf-like Australian marsupial ruthlessly hunted to extinction by English settlers in the 1900's. Dr. Mike Archer's quest to reverse this wrong draws critics and naysayers.

DAYTIME

5:00A ET 4:00A CT 3:00A MT 2:00A PT
SACRED MONUMENTS OF ASIA


INDIA  [TV PG]
India bustles with life of every imaginable sort. Her people are a rainbow of backgrounds and beliefs. Travel to India to
meet the people and their religions.

 

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. . . Comming Soon to ESPN HD . . .

Date Sport Event Time [ET]
7/27 Major League Baseball Yankees at Red Sox 8:00
8/3 Major League Baseball Dodgers at Braves 8:00
8/7 National Football League (pre-season) Patriots at Giants  8:00
8/10 Major League Baseball Braves at Cardinals 8:00
8/11 National Football League (pre-season) Saints at Eagles 8:00
8/16 National Football League (pre-season) Bills at Titans 8:00
8/17 Major League Baseball Teams TBD 8:00
8/24 Major League Baseball Teams TBD 8:00
8/23 Black Coaches Association Classic Teams TBD 8:00
8/24 Major League Baseball Mariners at Red Sox 8:00
8/28 College Football Teams TBD 7:30
8/31 Major League Baseball Giants at Diamonbacks 8:0

 

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THE LESSER EVIL
START TIMES: 7, 9, 11 PM ET

Rated: R
Drama

When four young boys decide to go over-board when dealing with two bullies, they believe they can get away with their crime. Years later, new evidence appears and the cops are back on the trail to solve the murders. The four - now the owner of a failing lumber company (Colm Feore), a priest (Arliss Howard), a policeman (Tony Goldwyn), and a lawyer (David Paymer) - gather in a remote cabin to discuss what their future actions should be. Told in harrowing flashbacks and with obvious difference of current points-of-view, the men argue out their circumstances.

 

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NBA TV IN HIGH-DEFINITION


The daily HD programming airs 4-6 p.m. ET weekdays and 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. ET on weekends. NBA TV's daily HD lineup is available on channel 198 for DIRECTV customers and on channel 9425 for DISH Network customers.(Per their web site 6/22/03)

 

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8:00 AM
ET / 5:00 AM PT
S.O.B.

R - 2:01
Cast: Julie Andrews, Richard Mulligan, William Holden, Director: Blake Edwards
A big-time director who suffers a nervous breakdown after his big-budget, wholesome family film starring his actress-singer wife bombs at the box office. He now tries to redeem himself by re-shooting several scenes to include R-rated material.

10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT
Coma

PG - 1:53
Cast: Genevieve Bujold, Michael Douglas, Richard Widmark, Director: Michael Crichton
A female doctor discovers murder and corpse-nabbing at her Boston hospital, defies her male bosses, and determines to find out what's going on before more patients die.

12:00 PM ET / 9:00 AM PT
Falcon Down

R - 1:33
Cast: Dale Midkiff, William Shatner, Judd Nelson, Director: J. Phillip Roth
When a covert weapons test ends in tragedy, ex-fighter pilot Hank Thomas is asked by the U.S. Government to steal a supersonic plane and the high voltage weapon it carries. On a high-speed mission of justice, Hank uncovers a military conspiracy.

1:30 PM ET / 10:30 AM PTLocal Hero
Local Hero
PG - 1:52
Cast: Peter Riegert, Jenny Seagrove, Burt Lancaster, Director: Bill Forsyth. An American oil company sends a man to Scotland to buy up an entire village where they want to build a refinery. But things don't go as expected.

3:30 PM ET / 12:30 PM PT
Heaven and Earth

R - 2:22
Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen, Haing S. Ngor, Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the true story of a Vietnamese village girl who survives a life of suffering and hardship during and after the Vietnam war.

6:00 PM ET / 3:00 PM PT
Full Metal Jacket

R - 1:56
Cast: Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin, Vincent D'Onofrio, Director: Stanley Kubrick
A group of soldiers develop dehumanized personalities in their training and it shows in their tour of duty in Vietnam.

8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT
Star 80

R - 1:42
Cast: Mariel Hemingway, Eric Roberts, Cliff Robertson, Director: Bob Fosse
True story of Dorothy Stratten, a rising young star and Playboy Playmate of the Year who was tragically murdered by her estranged husband, the small-time hustler who discovered her.

9:45 PM ET / 6:45 PM PT
Heaven and Earth

R - 2:22
Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen, Haing S. Ngor, Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the true story of a Vietnamese village girl who survives a life of suffering and hardship during and after the Vietnam war.

12:15 AM ET / 9:15 PM PT
Star 80

R - 1:42
Cast: Mariel Hemingway, Eric Roberts, Cliff Robertson, Director: Bob Fosse
True story of Dorothy Stratten, a rising young star and Playboy Playmate of the Year who was tragically murdered by her estranged husband, the small-time hustler who discovered her.

2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT
A Clockwork Orange

R - 2:17
Cast: Malcolm McDowell, Patrick Magee, Steven Berkoff, Director: Stanley Kubrick
The adventures of a young man who loved a bit of the old ultra-violence, went to jail, was brainwashed and came out cured, or not.

4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT
Mute Witness

R - 1:38

Cast: Marina Zudina, Fay Ripley, Evan Richards, Director: Anthony Waller
Billy Hughes, a mute makeup artist working on a slasher film being shot in Moscow, is locked in the studio after hours. While there she witnesses a brutal murder, and must first escape capture at that time, then keep from being killed before convincing authorities of what she's seen. Plot twists galore follow as Billy tries to stay alive.

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6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT
AIA Sandcastle Competition


6:30 AM ET / 3:30 AM PT
Growing Up to Race

They're young, their parents follow them as they race at dangerous speeds, together they seek the honor of being the best open wheel drivers in the country. Glimpse inside a family's life as their children, with aspirations of being an official race car driver, try for the gold at The Skusa Pro Moto Tour.

7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT
Wings Over Houston

Modern, World War II, and acrobatic aircraft take to the skies over Houston! Highlights include over 100 vintage airplanes in the sky at once, a sight not seen since World War II.

8:00 AM ET / 5:00 AM PT
Sonoran Desert: Fragile Land of Extremes

Gila monsters hunt, male desert tortoises battle and saguaro cacti loom in the unusually lush Sonoran Desert. Biologists with the U.S. Geological Survey Study how plants and animals here live and how human impacts such as urban growth, diseases in tortoises and fire are changing life in this special place. Beautiful images of reptiles, landscapes and the ever present cacti convey the unique beauty of the Sonoran Desert.

8:30 AM ET / 5:30 AM PT
Music from the Murchison

Maestro Anshel Brusilow conducts the University of North Texas Symphony Orchestra in a performance of "Adagietto" from Symphony No. 5 in C Sharp Minor by Gustav Mahler, Concerto for Piano and Orchestra in A Minor by Edvard Grieg, featuring Adam Wodnicki and Ein Heldenleben by Richard Strauss. Recorded live on campus in the Winspear Performance Hall of the Murchison Performing Arts Center.

10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT
Mary Cassatt: A Brush with Independence

As a young woman, Mary Cassatt left Philadelphia for Paris and went on to change the art world. Renowned for her tender yet unsentimental depictions of mothers and children, she was the only American asked to join the French Impressionists. Narrated by Anne Archer.

11:00 AM ET / 8:00 AM PT
HDNet Sampler

Highlights and previews of HDNet programming

12:30 PM ET / 9:30 AM PT
Nothing But Trailers

Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.

1:00 PM ET / 10:00 AM PT
True Music

Join True Music host Katie Daryl as she talks with rock act Further Seems Forever and finds out why they have bad luck on road. Also on this episode, you'll get to attend the CD release party for The New Math and hear the emotional songs of The Rocket Summer.

1:30 PM ET / 10:30 AM PT
Living Legends of Rock and Roll: Live from Itchycoo Park

Styx, John Kay and Steppenwolf, Rare Earth, and others perform their hits in concert from the legendary Itchycoo Park.

3:00 PM ET / 12:00 PM PT
Chick Corea: Rendezvous in New York

Three Quartets Band - Continuing the historic 3 week performance at New York City's Blue Note celebrating the career of legendary jazz pianist Chick Corea, the 3 Quartets Band (named because the only recording this band ever did was a 1981 album containing the quartet music heard in this set) reunited for the first ever live performance of this music. The musicians are Michael Brecker on saxophone, Eddie Gomez on bass, and Steve Gadd, fresh off the Eric Clapton tour on drums.

4:00 PM ET / 1:00 PM PT
HDNet World Report

Iraqi Olympians...A Test of Endurance - HDNet World Report's cameras take viewers to the Olympic training fields in Iraq. Former Iraqi Olympians explain the harsh treatment and torture at the hands of Udai Hussein, the leader of Iraq's Olympic Committee and Saddam Hussein's son.

4:30 PM ET / 1:30 PM PT
Vital Signs


5:30 PM ET / 2:30 PM PT
AIA Sandcastle Competition


6:00 PM ET / 3:00 PM PT
Smart Travels Europe

Florence - The Renaissance comes to life in this glorious city rich in art. Visit the great museums, visit a Medici villa, a sleepy Tuscan town, and a museum with inventions by Leonardo da Vinci.

6:30 PM ET / 3:30 PM PT
Smart Travels Europe

Hill Towns of Tuscany and Umbria - Castles, vineyards, walled cities and a fierce medieval rivalry that lingers today - all part of our adventure in the Italian hill towns. Explore the multi-towered town of San Gimignano, watch grapes being harvested at a winery and drop in on the cheese festival in Pienza. Plus, tips on driving through the maze-like streets of a hill town and finding a place to stay.

7:00 PM ET / 4:00 PM PT
Over(R) Canada

Take a spectacular helicopter tour of our neighbor to the north.

8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT * Premiere *
Square Pegs
Pac-Man Fever - The arrival of a video game on campus ignites an obsession within class clown Marshall that takes over his normal comic personality. Father Guido Sarducci stars as the one person who may be able to exorcise Marshall's electronic demons.

8:30 PM ET / 5:30 PM PT * Premiere *
Higher Definition

Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky goes on the set of Spy Kids 3D with Director Robert Rodriguez. Plus, the co-creator of the new HD 3D camera, Vince Pace, talks with us about how this new technology is changing the way movies are made.

9:00 PM ET / 6:00 PM PT
HDNet World Report

Iraqi Olympians...A Test of Endurance - HDNet World Report's cameras take viewers to the Olympic training fields in Iraq. Former Iraqi Olympians explain the harsh treatment and torture at the hands of Udai Hussein, the leader of Iraq's Olympic Committee and Saddam Hussein's son.

9:30 PM ET / 6:30 PM PT
Nothing But Trailers

Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.

10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT * Premiere *
That's Life

Or What's a Heaven For? - To Dolly's dismay, Frank quits his job at the tollbooth without consulting her; Lydia tries to help J.T. get his G.E.D, despite his resistance; Victor proposes to Jackie.

11:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM PT
True Music

Join True Music host Katie Daryl as she talks with rock act Further Seems Forever and finds out why they have bad luck on road. Also on this episode, you'll get to attend the CD release party for The New Math and hear the emotional songs of The Rocket Summer.

11:30 PM ET / 8:30 PM PT
Living Legends of Rock and Roll: Live from Itchycoo Park

Styx, John Kay and Steppenwolf, Rare Earth, and others perform their hits in concert from the legendary Itchycoo Park.

1:00 AM ET / 10:00 PM PT
Chick Corea: Rendezvous in New York

Three Quartets Band - Continuing the historic 3 week performance at New York City's Blue Note celebrating the career of legendary jazz pianist Chick Corea, the 3 Quartets Band (named because the only recording this band ever did was a 1981 album containing the quartet music heard in this set) reunited for the first ever live performance of this music. The musicians are Michael Brecker on saxophone, Eddie Gomez on bass, and Steve Gadd, fresh off the Eric Clapton tour on drums.

2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT
Ham I Am

The comedic daydreams of a disgruntled customer service operator at a pizza company.

3:00 AM ET / 12:00 AM PT
Ladies Man

A spat between Wendy and a young boy leads to an altercation between her mom and his and a showdown between the dads. When the gentlemen meet, we discover that neither is cut out to fight anyone.

3:30 AM ET / 12:30 AM PT
Bette

I Love this Game - Bette tells Roy that she got him Lakers tickets for his birthday present. During her pursuit to find him actual tickets she runs into an usher from her past, is injured by the Laker girls, and dislocates Kobe Bryant's finger.

4:00 AM ET / 1:00 AM PT
To Be Announced


4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT
To Be Announced


5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT
HDNet World Report

Iraqi Olympians...A Test of Endurance - HDNet World Report's cameras take viewers to the Olympic training fields in Iraq. Former Iraqi Olympians explain the harsh treatment and torture at the hands of Udai Hussein, the leader of Iraq's Olympic Committee and Saddam Hussein's son.

 

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Pay Per View

Airs 24 hours a day for $4.99* each movie when ordered
online or via remote control, plus big events where available,
priced as listed on

Showing This Month:
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
Friday After Next
Road to Perdition
The Tuxedo
Rodger Dodger

 

HBO

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7:00 AM
HOUSEGUEST

Rated PG for
Time:108
Genre:Comedy
On the run from thugs, a warm, street-smart dreamer named Kevin (Sinbad) is mistaken for a rich man's childhood friend and seizes the opportunity to stay as a guest in his luxurious suburban home. Unfortunately, the real friend is everything Kevin is not--including a wine connoisseur, an athlete, a vegetarian and a famous dentist--and hilarity results as Kevin tries to fill his golf shoes! In the meantime, he has a lot to teach the family he's living with in this "enjoyable romp" (The New York Post). With Phil Hartman, Jeffrey Jones, Kim Greist. Directed by Randall Miller; written by Michael J. Di Gaetano and Lawrence Gay.
Actors:
SINBAD, PHIL HARTMAN, KIM GREIST, JEFFREY JONES, STAN SHAW, PAUL BEN-VICTOR, TONY LONGO, RON GLASS

10:00 AM
FOOLS RUSH IN

Rated PG13 for
Time:109
Genre:Comedy, Romance
When an uptight New York WASP rushes into a shotgun marriage with a fiery Mexican-American, you can hear the cultures clash all the way from Manhattan to Las Vegas! Matthew Perry (TV's Friends) and Salma Hayek (Desperado) star in this romantic comedy as the mismatched couple whose one-night stand is turned into something more permanent by an impending visit from the stork. But can they put their differences aside long enough to fall in love?
Actors:
MATTHEW PERRY, SALMA HAYEK, JON TENNEY, SIOBHAN FALLON, CARLOS GOMEZ

12:00 PM
HOLLYWOOD ENDING

Rated PG13 for
Time:112
Genre:Comedy
Woody Allen needs a seeing-eye assistant in this riotous ribtickler about a fading filmmaker whose last chance to bask in the limelight of studio success is threatened by psychosomatic blindness. Val Waxman (Allen) hasn't made a hit film in years, but when a big studio project pops up on the horizon, his ex-wife manages to land him the job. Just one problem: the neurotic Val is suddenly unable to see. It's up to his wacky agent to keep a lid on this unsightly secret while hiring an assistant to help Val get the film in the can. It's comedy havoc as only Woody Allen can create! George Hamilton, Tea Leoni, Debra Messing, Mark Rydell and Treat Williams co-star.
Actors:
TEA LEONI, WOODY ALLEN, GEORGE HAMILTON, DEBRA MESSING, MARK RYDELL, MARK WEBBER, TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN, TREAT WILLIAMS, ISAAC MIZRAHI, BARNEY CHENG, ERICA LEERHSEN

2:00 PM
THE LAST PATROL

Rated PG13 for
Time:94
Genre:Action, Adventure
After a devastating earthquake in the western United States, groups of survivors fight each other for control of water and land. Dolph Lundgren, Sherri Alexander, Rebecca Cross and Juliano Merr star in this action-adventure.
Actors:
DOLPH LUNDGREN, SHERRI ALEXANDER, REBECCA CROSS, JULIANO MERR

4:00 PM
HOUSEGUEST

Rated PG for
Time:108
Genre:Comedy
On the run from thugs, a warm, street-smart dreamer named Kevin (Sinbad) is mistaken for a rich man's childhood friend and seizes the opportunity to stay as a guest in his luxurious suburban home. Unfortunately, the real friend is everything Kevin is not--including a wine connoisseur, an athlete, a vegetarian and a famous dentist--and hilarity results as Kevin tries to fill his golf shoes! In the meantime, he has a lot to teach the family he's living with in this "enjoyable romp" (The New York Post). With Phil Hartman, Jeffrey Jones, Kim Greist. Directed by Randall Miller; written by Michael J. Di Gaetano and Lawrence Gay.
Actors:
SINBAD, PHIL HARTMAN, KIM GREIST, JEFFREY JONES, STAN SHAW, PAUL BEN-VICTOR, TONY LONGO, RON GLASS

6:00 PM
A STRANGER AMONG US

Rated PG13 for
Time:109
Genre:Crime, Drama
A hard-as-nails female cop finds her world turned upside down when a case sends her undercover into New York's Hasidic Jewish community. Investigating the disappearance of a diamond-district employee, she realizes that a crime was committed by a member of the community, and goes to live on the inside with the head rabbi and his family...including his handsome, celibate son. With Melanie Griffith, John Pankow, Tracey Pollan, Lee Richardson, Mia Sara, Jamey Sheridan and Eric Thal.
Actors:
MELANIE GRIFFITH, ERIC THAL, MIA SARA, TRACY POLLAN, JAMEY SHERIDAN, LEE RICHARDSON

9:00 PM
COLLATERAL DAMAGE

Rated R for
Time:108
Genre:Action, Thriller
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as an L.A. fireman who undertakes a mission of revenge against the terrorist who killed his wife and son in this action epic. Gordy Brewer (Schwarzenegger) is a simple fire-fighting family man who loses everything in the fiery flash of a madman's bomb. But Gordy doesn't spend time mourning his loss--he heads to Columbia as a vigilante determined to bring the Columbian madman responsible to violent justice. Elias Koteas, Francesca Neri, Cliff Curtis, John Leguizamo and John Turturro co-star. Directed by Andrew Davis (The Fugitive).
Actors:
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, JOHN LEGUIZAMO, FRANCESCA NERI, ELIAS KOTEAS, JOHN TURTURRO, CLIFF CURTIS, LINDSAY FROST, JESUS GARCIA, TYLER POSEY

2:55 AM
IN THE SHADOWS

Rated R for
Time:104
Genre:Suspense, Thriller
A mob hit man's straightforward assassination assignment becomes complicated by romance in this suspense-thriller. Matthew Modine stars as a gun-for-hire who is sent to Miami to whack a movie stunt coordinator. To get close, he gets involved with the man's pediatrician daughter, but when their romance deepens into something more, the killer finds himself torn between his deadly allegiances back home and his passion for the young woman. With Cuba Gooding Jr., James Caan and Joey Lauren Adams. Directed by Ric Waugh.
Actors:
MATTHEW MODINE, CUBA GOODING, JAMES CAAN, JOEY LAUREN ADAMS, LILLO BRANCATO

4:45 AM
MIGHTY APHRODITE

Rated R for
Time:94
Genre:Comedy, Drama
Woody Allen wrote and directed this bittersweet comedy about a married sportswriter whose obsession with finding his adopted son's birth mother results in an intriguing friendship with a hooker. F. Murray Abraham, Allen, Claire Bloom, Helena Bonham Carter, Olympia Dukakis and Michael Rapaport star. Mira Sorvino won the 1995 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R) for her "bawdy, hilarious, genuinely touching" (New York Post) performance as the hooker with a heart of gold.
Actors:
WOODY ALLEN, HELENA BONHAM-CARTER, MIRA SORVINO, F. MURRAY ABRAHAM, MICHAEL RAPAPORT, OLYMPIA DUKAKIS, LILI TAYLOR, PETER WELLER, JACK WARDEN, DAVID OGDEN STIERS, CLAIRE BLOOM

6:25 AM
OWD BOB

Rated TVPG for
Time:91
Genre:Drama, Foreign
A young boy is sent to Ireland to live on his Grandfather's farm after a horrible accident leaves him orphaned. Adjusting to farm life does not come easy for him--nor does making new friends. Just as he begins a friendship with a neighborhood girl, he learns of her family's longstanding grudge against his Grandfather and takes it upon himself to be the one to erase it. Starring James Cromwell, Colm Meaney and Dylan Provencher.
Actors:
JAMES CROMWELL, COLM MEANEY, JEMIMA ROOPER, DYLAN PROVENCHER

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10:15 AM
Avalon
MPAA RATING: PG
STEREO / CCAP / ESP WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
1990, 2 h 7 m
Director Barry Levinson's poignant, semi-autobiographical drama focuses on the rise of the Krichinsky family, Maryland immigrants that go from rags to riches over the course of three generations - but lose their traditional values and even their ethnic name. Aidan Quinn, Elizabeth Perkins, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Joan Plowright and Elijah Wood star in this compelling companion piece to Levinson's other Baltimore-set films "Diner" and "Tin Men."

4:45 PM
Daddy and Them
MPAA RATING: R
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONVERTED
1 h 41 m
When impoverished Arkansas native Hazel Montgomery (Jim Varney) is accused of murder, the impact is felt throughout his entire clan, including struggling musician Claude (Billy Bob Thornton) and Claude's obsessive wife Ruby (Laura Dern). Diane Ladd, Kelly Preston, Andy Griffith, Jamie Lee Curtis and Ben Affleck costar in this comedy written and directed by Thornton.

6:30 PM
Rat Race

MPAA RATING: PG13
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 / CCAP / ESP WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
2001, 1 h 52 m
An eccentric casino owner (John Cleese) pits six teams against each other in a dash across the desert to a locker stuffed with $2 million in this madcap comedy. Among the racers: a narcoleptic Italian (Rowan Atkinson), an uptight politician (Breckin Meyer), a daredevil pilot (Amy Smart), a just-reunited mother and daughter (Whoopi Goldberg and Lanei Chapman), a greedy family man (Jon Lovitz), dimwitted brothers (Seth Green and Vince Vieluf), and a disgraced NFL ref (Cuba Gooding Jr.).

10:00 PM
Dead Like Me: Reaping Havoc

TV RATING: TV14-VL
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTVDOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
45 m
George gets her first post-mortem kiss from a doomed schizophrenic who can see the gravelings.

12:30 AM
Queer As Folk (episode #304)
TV RATING: TVMA-SLD
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 / CCAP / ESP WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
45 m
Brash humor and genuine emotion make up this original series revolving around the lives, loves, ambitions, careers and friendships of a group of gay men and women living on Liberty Avenue in contemporary Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Starring Gale Harold ("Brian"), Hal Sparks ("Michael"), Randy Harrison ("Justin"), Peter Paige ("Emmett"), Scott Lowell ("Ted"), Thea Gill ("Lindsay"), Michelle Clunie ("Melanie"), Robert Gant ("Ben") and Sharon Gless ("Debbie").

4:45 AM
Rat Race
MPAA RATING: PG13
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 / CCAP / ESP WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
2001, 1 h 52 m
An eccentric casino owner (John Cleese) pits six teams against each other in a dash across the desert to a locker stuffed with $2 million in this madcap comedy. Among the racers: a narcoleptic Italian (Rowan Atkinson), an uptight politician (Breckin Meyer), a daredevil pilot (Amy Smart), a just-reunited mother and daughter (Whoopi Goldberg and Lanei Chapman), a greedy family man (Jon Lovitz), dimwitted brothers (Seth Green and Vince Vieluf), and a disgraced NFL ref (Cuba Gooding Jr.).

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