Tuesday
March 18, 2003

8:00 / 7:00 PM ET / CT
8 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER
"Son-In-Law"

A sports-struck Paul lets Bridget do whatever she wants when she breaks up with Kyle and begins dating high school basketball wonder Travis "The Rainman" Smith — whose father just happens to be Michigan baseball legend Steve "Canned Heat" Smith (Terry Bradshaw). Meanwhile Kerry resents the fact that Paul still thinks of her as a little girl and not as a budding teenager ready to take on the dating world. (Originally aired 10/15/02)

[HD/5.1]

Cheryl gets back at Jim when he breaks a promise to save a digital photo she values - by hiding the expensive digital camera he just bought. (Originally aired 10/1/02)

[HD/5.1]

With Will's contract up for renewal, Claude recruits Ramona, Lydia, Kipp and Owen to implement a plan to keep him from being replaced by the hot-shot London bureau chief.

[HD/5.1]

Check local listings for times
The Young and the Restless

Welcome to Genoa City...
Where the Newmans and Abbotts
do battle in the boardroom!

After a young Vietnamese-born Marine is caught seemingly red-handed by INS agents smuggling illegal aliens into the country, Harm is assigned to investigate. Meanwhile, the Secretary of the Navy decides to audit the JAG office and its procedures.

9:00/8:00 PM ET/CT
THE GUARDIAN    

When Nick's former drug dealer is shot and paralyzed by a police officer on a drug bust, Burton is hired to represent the police officer. Meanwhile, when Nick gets caught for cheating on his LSP time sheet, Alvin must decide whether or not he'll back Nick's story.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SALTY FISH EGGS -- In preparation for an upcoming dinner party, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) and Niles' (David Hyde Pierce) search for quality caviar at an affordable price leads them to a back alley and a questionable Russian supplier (guest star John Vickery). However, when their quality hors d'oeuvres are a hit at the party, the Cranes brothers begin swapping ounces of Beluga for social favors. Elsewhere, Martin (John Mahoney) deals with the complexity of "banking made easier" when in the name of good karma, Daphne (Jane Leeves) forces him to return the $40 awarded to him by an ATM glitch. Peri Gilpin also stars. TV-PG

LEGAL SPARKS FLY ON ROAD TRIP-- Adam (Scott Foley) hopes that romance will blossom with Susan (Amanda Detmer) when they both must travel to Arizona to prepare federally protected witness, Bobby Paterno (guest star Mike Starr, "Ed," "Dumb and Dumber"). But when Adam and Bobby vow to keep each other’s embarrassing secrets out of the courtroom, Adam finds himself in a legal bind that could cost him his case and his dream girl. Eddie McClintock, Peter Jacobson, Ana Ortiz, and John Ross Bowie also star. TV-PG

*Dana Carvey
*Elizabeth Mule - 9-year-old tarantula expert
*Music - Goo Goo Dolls

NO HDTVPROGRAMMING TONIGHT

6:00A ET5:00A CT4:00A MT3:00A PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

7:00A ET6:00A CT5:00A MT4:00A PT
WEIRD HOMES

BURIED TREASURES
Everything good in life is worth looking for. See the largest collection of magic memorabilia in North America. Also a dome home looks simpe from above, but below ground it's a different story.

7:30A ET6:30A CT5:30A MT4:30A PT
WEIRD WHEELS

IDEAS IN COLLISION (Repeat)
Watch as two strange elements combine to make something great. Like the pastor who drives like a demon in his Denomination Derby. Or the man in who likes to take Sunday drives in his easy chair. Don't forget the motorized office building in Texas.

8:00A ET7:00A CT6:00A MT5:00A PT
SKELETONS OF ROMAN ASHKELON

Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Ashkelon in Israel made a sinister find: the skeletons of one hundred
newborn babies, thrown into the sewers beneath a Roman bathhouse. Explore this two thousand-year-old murder mystery of
sex and infanticide.

9:00A ET8:00A CT7:00A MT6:00A PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 1
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

10:00A ET9:00A CT8:00A MT7:00A PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 2 
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

11:00A ET10:00A CT9:00A MT8:00A PT
WEIRD HOMES

BURIED TREASURES
Everything good in life is worth looking for. See the largest collection of magic memorabilia in North America. Also a dome home looks simpe from above, but below ground it's a different story.

11:30A ET10:30A CT9:30A MT8:30A PT
WEIRD WHEELS

IDEAS IN COLLISION
Watch as two strange elements combine to make something great. Like the pastor who drives like a demon in his Denomination Derby. Or the man in who likes to take Sunday drives in his easy chair. Don't forget the motorized office building in Texas.

12:00P ET11:00A CT10:00A MT9:00A PT
SKELETONS OF ROMAN ASHKELON

Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Ashkelon in Israel made a sinister find: the skeletons of one hundred
newborn babies, thrown into the sewers beneath a Roman bathhouse. Explore this two thousand-year-old murder mystery of
sex and infanticide.

1:00P ET12:00P CT11:00A MT10:00A PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 1
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

2:00P ET1:00P CT12:00P MT11:00A PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 2
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

3:00P ET2:00P CT1:00P MT12:00P PT
WEIRD HOMES

BURIED TREASURES
Everything good in life is worth looking for. See the largest collection of magic memorabilia in North America. Also a dome home looks simpe from above, but below ground it's a different story.

3:30P ET2:30P CT1:30P MT12:30P PT
WEIRD WHEELS

IDEAS IN COLLISION (Repeat)
Watch as two strange elements combine to make something great. Like the pastor who drives like a demon in his Denomination Derby. Or the man in who likes to take Sunday drives in his easy chair. Don't forget the motorized office building in Texas.

4:00P ET3:00P CT2:00P MT1:00P PT
SKELETONS OF ROMAN ASHKELON

Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Ashkelon in Israel made a sinister find: the skeletons of one hundred
newborn babies, thrown into the sewers beneath a Roman bathhouse. Explore this two thousand-year-old murder mystery of sex and infanticide.

5:00P ET4:00P CT3:00P MT2:00P PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 1
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the
Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

6:00P ET5:00P CT4:00P MT3:00P PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 2
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

7:00P ET6:00P CT5:00P MT4:00P PT
WEIRD HOMES

THIS OLD HOME (U. S. Premiere)
Sometimes the past is too perfect to leave behind. A couple in Montana, 'conduct' their life in a mansion built by The
Copper King. A couple in Texas 'do time' in their renovated 1887 Knox County Jailhouse. And home decorated with mosaics
and bottle-art.

7:30P ET6:30P CT5:30P MT4:30P PT
WEIRD WHEELS

PEOPLE POWER (Repeat)
They build them, they ride them, and they race them. Ingenious creators who proudly display their unique works, providing entertainment for all ages with no form of fuel other than determination and muscle.

8:00P ET7:00P CT6:00P MT5:00P PT
SITUATION CRITICAL: SEIZED AT SEA

One month after American forces evacuated Vietnam, a U.S. merchant marine vessel was taken captive by the Khmer Rouge. U.S. response was swift but inadequate. Learn how the captives were freed but 40 American lives were lost in the conflict.

9:00P ET8:00P CT7:00P MT6:00P PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 3
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

10:00P ET9:00P CT8:00P MT7:00P PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

11:00P ET10:00P CT9:00P MT8:00P PT
WEIRD HOMES

THIS OLD HOME (Repeat) (3/18, 3/19, 3/19, 3/19)[TV PG]
Sometimes the past is too perfect to leave behind. A couple in Montana, 'conduct' their life in a mansion built by The
Copper King. A couple in Texas 'do time' in their renovated 1887 Knox County Jailhouse. And home decorated with mosaics
and bottle-art.

11:30P ET10:30P CT9:30P MT8:30P PT
WEIRD WHEELS

PEOPLE POWER (Repeat) (3/18, 3/19, 3/19, 3/19)[TV G]
They build them, they ride them, and they race them. Ingenious creators who proudly display their unique works, providing
entertainment for all ages with no form of fuel other than determination and muscle.

12:00M ET11:00P CT10:00P MT9:00P PT
SITUATION CRITICAL: SEIZED AT SEA

One month after American forces evacuated Vietnam, a U.S. merchant marine vessel was taken captive by the Khmer Rouge. U.S. response was swift but inadequate. Learn how the captives were freed but 40 American lives were lost in the conflict.

1:00A ET12:00M CT11:00P MT10:00P PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL
EPISODE 3 (Repeat)
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

2:00A ET1:00A CT12:00M MT11:00P PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL
EPISODE 4
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

3:00A ET2:00A CT1:00A MT12:00M PT
WEIRD HOMES

THIS OLD HOME
Sometimes the past is too perfect to leave behind. A couple in Montana, 'conduct' their life in a mansion built by The
Copper King. A couple in Texas 'do time' in their renovated 1887 Knox County Jailhouse. And home decorated with mosaics and bottle-art.

3:30A ET2:30A CT1:30A MT12:30A PT
WEIRD WHEELS

PEOPLE POWER
They build them, they ride them, and they race them. Ingenious creators who proudly display their unique works, providing entertainment for all ages with no form of fuel other than determination and muscle.

4:00A ET3:00A CT2:00A MT1:00A PT
SITUATION CRITICAL: SEIZED AT SEA

One month after American forces evacuated Vietnam, a U.S. merchant marine vessel was taken captive by the Khmer Rouge. U.S. response was swift but inadequate. Learn how the captives were freed but 40 American lives were lost in the conflict.

5:00A ET4:00A CT3:00A MT2:00A PT
NUREMBURG: INFAMY ON TRIAL

EPISODE 3
Alec Baldwin stars in this gripping look at the 20th-century's most important trial. Following Germany's defeat in WWII, the Allies and the USSR form a tribunal to bring Nazi war criminals to justice.

6:45 AM ET / 3:45 AM PT
Looker

(1981) - PG - 1:34
Cast: Albert Finney, Susan Dey, James Coburn, Director: Michael Crichton
A plastic surgeon gets suspicious when models he has operated on begin to die in mysterious ways.

8:30 AM ET / 5:30 AM PT
Beyond the Poseidon Adventure

(1979) - PG - 1:54
Cast: Michael Caine, Sally Field, Telly Savalas, Director: Irwin Allen
A group of fortune hunters out to salvage the mysterious unknown cargo in the Poseidon's hold encounter a medical team looking for survivors.

10:30 AM ET / 7:30 AM PT
Midnight In St. Petersburg

(1997) - R - 1:28
Cast: Michael Caine, Michelle Rene Thomas, Jason Connery, Director:
Former British secret agent Harry Palmer now runs a private investigation company in Russia. He gets a job to locate and recover a consignment of stolen plutonium. Along the way he must deal with the violent Russian Mafia, and also find a woman who has been kidnapped.

12:00 PM ET / 9:00 AM PT
Inherit the Wind

(1999) - PG - 1:54
Cast: Jack Lemmon, George C. Scott, Piper Laurie, Director: Daniel Petrie Sr.1925 court case in which Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan argue the case pro/con the Darwinian theory.

2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT
Wrong is Right

(1986) - R - 1:57
Cast: Sean Connery, George Grizzard, Robert Conrad, Director: Richard Brooks
A satire of American news reporting, covert agencies, and political system. The theft of two suitcase sized nuclear weapons, and their sale to a terrorist group, leads TV Newsman Patrick Hale on an international chase to track them down, and uncover the twisting maze of apparent involvement of US Government agencies.

4:00 PM ET / 1:00 PM PT
Wrestling Ernest Hemingway

(1993) - PG-13 - 2:03
Cast: Robert Duvall, Richard Harris, Shirley MacLaine, Director: Randa Haines
A friendship develops between two totally opposite elderly men who are both combatting old age and loneliness.

6:00 PM ET / 3:00 PM PT
The New Age

(1994) - R - 1:46
Cast: Peter Weller, Judy Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Director: Michael Tolkin
Super-yuppies with great jobs but no center to their lives both lose their jobs and begin marital infidelities. Their solution is to start their own business together. Soon they hit rock bottom and must make some difficult decisions.

8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT
Going In Style

(1979) - PG - 1:31
Cast: George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg, Director: Martin Brest
Three senior citizens, who are slowly withering away decide to liven things by organizing a bank robbery.

9:30 PM ET / 6:30 PM PT
Blood Alley

(1955) - NR - 1:55
Cast: John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Anita Ekberg, Director: John Wayne / William Wellman
An American merchant marine captain ferries a group of Chinese refugees down the Yangtze River to escape the communists.

11:30 PM ET / 8:30 PM PT
Going In Style

(1979) - PG - 1:31
Cast: George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg, Director: Martin Brest
Three senior citizens, who are slowly withering away decide to liven things by organizing a bank robbery.

1:00 AM ET / 10:00 PM PT
Blood Alley

(1955) - NR - 1:55
Cast: John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Anita Ekberg, Director: John Wayne / William Wellman
An American merchant marine captain ferries a group of Chinese refugees down the Yangtze River to escape the communists.

3:00 AM ET / 12:00 AM PT
Inherit the Wind

(1999) - PG - 1:54
Cast: Jack Lemmon, George C. Scott, Piper Laurie, Director: Daniel Petrie Sr.
1925 court case in which Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan argue the case pro/con the Darwinian theory.

5:00 AM ET / 2:00 AM PT
Wrong is Right

(1986) - R - 1:57
Cast: Sean Connery, George Grizzard, Robert Conrad, Director: Richard Brooks
A satire of American news reporting, covert agencies, and political system. The theft of two suitcase sized nuclear weapons, and their sale to a terrorist group, leads TV Newsman Patrick Hale on an international chase to track them down, and uncover the twisting maze of apparent involvement of US Government agencies.

6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT
Penguins

The subantarctic islands lying south of New Zealand are home to many species of penguins. This place called "Penguin Kingdom", is like no other place in the world with such a rich diversity of penguins who are becoming exceedingly rare.

6:30 AM ET / 3:30 AM PT
HDNet Sights & Sounds: The 24th Annual Greenville Ave. St. Patrick's Day Parade

Come see the premiere St. Patrick's Day parade of the Southwest! Every year, rain or shine, Greenville Avenue closes itself to cars and opens up for the Dallas Irish spirit. Join Joe Avezzano and the Dallas Desperados as they lead the floats, marching bands (and a few surprises!) from Blackwell Street to Yale Boulevard.

7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT
TJ Maxx International Gymnastics Challenge

High level international competition featuring a team of 4 American men and 4 American women against 4 men and women from the rest of the world. Each athlete competes in two events with their scores counting towards the overall team score.

9:00 AM ET / 6:00 AM PT
Over(R) Arizona

A spectacular aerial journey over vast deserts, verdant pine forests, sparkling lakes and rivers, rolling grasslands, glistening snow capped peaks, gleaming cities and the striking landforms of the Grand Canyon and Monument Valley. The program's stunning photography, informative narration, and evocative musical score will entertain and educate audiences of all ages.

10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT
Introduction to HDNet

Highlights and previews of HDNet programming

11:30 AM ET / 8:30 AM PT
Teddy Pendergrass: From Teddy with Love

As the first black male solo artist to achieve five multi-platinum albums in a row, as well as multiple Grammy nominations, Teddy Pendergrass shows no signs of slowing down in his triumphant return to the concert stage despite a car accident that left him in a wheelchair. This concert features songs that made him famous over a career that spans 3 decades.

1:00 PM ET / 10:00 AM PT
Discoveries...Spain: Barcelona

Barcelona, Spain's second largest city is in many respects a capsule of life that exemplifies how unique and independent each region of Spain is from another. Discoveries...Spain: Barcelona introduces the viewer to Catalonia's gem with features on people, musicians, artists and the ancient game of Petanka.

2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT
Big Apple

Mike takes his sister out for an evening while trying to prevent an informant from getting killed by the Russians.

3:00 PM ET / 12:00 PM PT
NHL Hockey

Vancouver Canucks @ Dallas Stars
Special Encore Presentation from Mar. 17

5:30 PM ET / 2:30 PM PT
Alaska

Visit the coast of Southern Alaska and the beautiful wildlife, one of the most popular regions in the world. Experience the extraordinary spectacle of the Alaskan coastline for yourself via the beauty and realism of high definition television.

6:00 PM ET / 3:00 PM PT
The Mark Cuban Show

Special guest comedian/actor Steve Harvey and fans will find out in part two of our series The Cubans whether the Cubans are actually the Osbournes in disguise.

6:30 PM ET / 3:30 PM PT
Higher Definition

Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks with Director David Cronenberg about his career and new film Spider, starring Ralph Fiennes. Plus previews and reviews of new movies coming to theatres and to the world of HD and scenes in HD from a new comedy film by the Upright Citizens Brigade that is stuck in limbo.

7:00 PM ET / 4:00 PM PT
HDNet Sights & Sounds: The 24th Annual Greenville Ave. St. Patrick's Day Parade

Come see the premiere St. Patrick's Day parade of the Southwest! Every year, rain or shine, Greenville Avenue closes itself to cars and opens up for the Dallas Irish spirit. Join Joe Avezzano and the Dallas Desperados as they lead the floats, marching bands (and a few surprises!) from Blackwell Street to Yale Boulevard.

7:30 PM ET / 4:30 PM PT
HDNet World Report

Protest in America - HDNet explores the two sides of protest - for and against the impending war in Iraq.

8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT * Premiere *
Big Apple

Mike takes his sister out for an evening while trying to prevent an informant from getting killed by the Russians.

9:00 PM ET / 6:00 PM PT * Premiere *
Discoveries...Spain: The Southwest

This episode begins in Sevilla and Cadiz, in Andulucia Province, the birth place of Flamenco, where this exotic collection of music and dance is pursued with a passion. Also, visit the finest example of Roman ruins in all of Spain.

10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT
A Day in the Life of the Coors Light Twins

These sexy blonde bombshells turned heads when Coors Light used their images across the country on billboards and in TV commercials. The gorgeous twins invited HDNet's Katie Daryl to follow them for 48 hours straight as they traveled through Dallas. After you watch this HDNet special you'll be screaming the Coors motto..."I Love Twins!"

11:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM PT
HDNet World Report

Protest in America - HDNet explores the two sides of protest - for and against the impending war in Iraq.

11:30 PM ET / 8:30 PM PT
Victor/Victoria

Julie Andrews reaches new heights in the most challenging role of her career: a woman pretending to be a man! Direct from the Broadway stage, Victor/Victoria is a wildly energetic look at love, gender and the battle of the sexes.

2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT
Introduction to HDNet

Highlights and previews of HDNet programming

3:30 AM ET / 12:30 AM PT
XMotoX Motocross
U.S. Nationals

4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT
A Solar Encounter

Discover the mysteries of the Earth's neighbors Mars, Jupiter, and Venus. And what would 17th Century astronomer Johannes Kepler have seen if he had had today's advanced technology? Join us on a 3-D journey through a computer graphic visualization of space.

5:00 AM ET / 2:00 AM PT
Alaska

Visit the coast of Southern Alaska and the beautiful wildlife, one of the most popular regions in the world. Experience the extraordinary spectacle of the Alaskan coastline for yourself via the beauty and realism of high definition television.

5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT
Kamui of the Okhotsk

Famed marine photographer Ikuo Nakamura spent eight months recording everything from the ice floes to the beautiful creatures of the sea. Kamui of the Okhotsk is a truly remarkable viewing experience, unique in content, masterfully produced and spectacular in its appreciation of sights seldom seen anywhere in the world.

9:00 AM
DR. DOLITTLE 2
Rated PG for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, MILD VIOLENCE
Time:87
Genre:Comedy, Family

The man who can talk to the animals finds them talking back once again in this hilarious sequel. Dr. Dolittle has enough trouble on his hands trying to keep his teenage daughter (Raven-Symone) in line when an assignment forces him to play matchmaker between two giant bears! If Ava, a member of an endangered species, becomes pregnant, her part of the forest will be saved from developers. But the top candidate for fatherhood is a showbiz circus bear who's helpless in the wilderness! It's up to Dr. Dolittle and his family to camp out in the forest and facilitate the furry romance. With Kristen Wilson, Jeffrey Jones, Kevin Pollak and the voices of Steve Zahn, Norm Macdonald and Lisa Kudrow.
Actors:
EDDIE MURPHY, KRISTEN WILSON, RAVEN SYMONE, KYLA PRATT, LIL' ZANE, KEVIN POLLACK, JEFFREY JONES

1:00 PM
AGNES OF GOD
Rated PG13 for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time:98
Genre:Drama, Suspense

What happened on the night the old nun died? Was it a miracle? And who was responsible for the murder of the baby born in that cloistered convent? This engrossing adaptation of the hit Broadway play stars Jane Fonda as a court-appointed psychiatrist, Anne Bancroft as Sister Superior and Meg Tilly as the novice Agnes.
Actors:
ANNE BANCROFT, JANE FONDA, MEG TILLY, ANNE PITONIAK, WINSTON REKERT

3:00 PM
THE HEIST
Rated TV14 for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE
Time:97
Genre:Action, Drama

Can an ex-con, fresh out of a four-year prison term, get revenge on the double-crossing business partner who framed him? Pierce Brosnan engineers an elaborate scam to get even with Tom Skerritt, his ex-partner in a security firm, who framed him and stole his girlfriend. Brosnan's target is Skerritt's biggest client--a busy racetrack. Twists and turns abound in this suspenseful adult drama.
Actors:
PIERCE BROSNAN, TOM SKERRITT, WENDY HUGHES

4:45 PM
CLUE
Rated PG for
ADULT LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE
Time:96
Genre:Comedy, Suspense

Whodunit? Was it Colonel Mustard in the library, or was it Miss Scarlet in the kitchen? Was the murder weapon a candlestick, rope, or worse? Clue in for a campy, clever mystery based on the popular board game. Martin Mull, Madeline Kahn and Lesley Ann Warren head an all-star cast of "suspects" gathered for a stormy night of murder at a Victorian mansion. There's more than one ending for this "swell romp...graced by a wonderful ensemble performance" (New York Daily News).
Actors:
EILEEN BRENNAN, TIM CURRY, MADELINE KAHN, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, MICHAEL MCKEAN

6:30 PM
DR. DOLITTLE 2
Rated PG for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, MILD VIOLENCE
Time:87
Genre:Comedy, Family

The man who can talk to the animals finds them talking back once again in this hilarious sequel. Dr. Dolittle has enough trouble on his hands trying to keep his teenage daughter (Raven-Symone) in line when an assignment forces him to play matchmaker between two giant bears! If Ava, a member of an endangered species, becomes pregnant, her part of the forest will be saved from developers. But the top candidate for fatherhood is a showbiz circus bear who's helpless in the wilderness! It's up to Dr. Dolittle and his family to camp out in the forest and facilitate the furry romance. With Kristen Wilson, Jeffrey Jones, Kevin Pollak and the voices of Steve Zahn, Norm Macdonald and Lisa Kudrow.
Actors:
EDDIE MURPHY, KRISTEN WILSON, RAVEN SYMONE, KYLA PRATT, LIL' ZANE, KEVIN POLLACK, JEFFREY JONES

8:00 PM
NORMAL
Rated TVMA for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, BRIEF NUDITY
Time:112
Genre:

Every long-term relationship faces challenges, but is love based on the person you see on the outside...or the one who exists on the inside? Oscar(R)-winner Jessica Lange (Best Actress winner for 1994's Blue Sky) and Oscar(R)-nominee Tom Wilkinson (Best Actor nominee for 2001's In the Bedroom) star in this powerful, offbeat film about a Midwestern couple whose love defies conventions. After 25 years of marriage, Roy Applewood (Wilkinson) tells his wife Irma (Lange) that he's a woman trapped in a man's body and wants a sex change. A story of love and acceptance, this portrait of a marriage explores the heart and soul of two people who have made a lifetime promise to each other, but who must redefine their relationship. In the process, they find some unexpected answers. Written for the screen and directed by Jane Anderson (Emmy(R)-nominated writer of the "1961" segment from If These Walls Could Talk 2). Widescreen.
Actors:
JESSICA LANGE, TOM WILKINSON, CLANCY BROWN, HAYDEN PANETTIERE

11:00 PM
SIX FEET UNDER 29: THE EYE INSIDE
Rated TVMA for
ADULT CONTENT, BRIEF NUDITY, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time:51
Genre:Drama

A young co-ed dies in a senseless accident. Meanwhile, Keith and David find the reality of a resort vacation different than advertised, Ruth learns the meaning of "express checkout" during a shopping excursion with Bettina, and Claire gets a lesson in "sick" art from a new teacher.

1:00 AM
IN THE SHADOWS
Rated R for
ADULT CONTENT, VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time:104
Genre:Suspense, Thriller

A mob hit man's straightforward assassination assignment becomes complicated by romance in this suspense-thriller. Matthew Modine stars as a gun-for-hire who is sent to Miami to whack a movie stunt coordinator. To get close, he gets involved with the man's pediatrician daughter, but when their romance deepens into something more, the killer finds himself torn between his deadly allegiances back home and his passion for the young woman. With Cuba Gooding Jr., James Caan and Joey Lauren Adams. Directed by Ric Waugh.
Actors:
MATTHEW MODINE, CUBA GOODING, JAMES CAAN, JOEY LAUREN ADAMS, LILLO BRANCATO

2:50 AM
NORMAL
Rated TVMA for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE, BRIEF NUDITY
Time:112
Genre:

Every long-term relationship faces challenges, but is love based on the person you see on the outside...or the one who exists on the inside? Oscar(R)-winner Jessica Lange (Best Actress winner for 1994's Blue Sky) and Oscar(R)-nominee Tom Wilkinson (Best Actor nominee for 2001's In the Bedroom) star in this powerful, offbeat film about a Midwestern couple whose love defies conventions. After 25 years of marriage, Roy Applewood (Wilkinson) tells his wife Irma (Lange) that he's a woman trapped in a man's body and wants a sex change. A story of love and acceptance, this portrait of a marriage explores the heart and soul of two people who have made a lifetime promise to each other, but who must redefine their relationship. In the process, they find some unexpected answers. Written for the screen and directed by Jane Anderson (Emmy(R)-nominated writer of the "1961" segment from If These Walls Could Talk 2). Widescreen.
Actors:
JESSICA LANGE, TOM WILKINSON, CLANCY BROWN, HAYDEN PANETTIERE

4:40 AM
LOVE & SEX
Rated TVMA for
ADULT CONTENT, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time:82
Genre:Comedy, Romance

An article about oral sex lands a young magazine writer in trouble...and gets her thinking about her past relationships, for better or for worse, all the way back to grade school. Famke Janssen (Deep Blue Sea) stars as the beautiful writer who seems to lose all the good guys until she meets a handsome painter (Jon Favreau). Noah Emmerich, Ann Magnuson and Cheri Oteri co-star.
Actors:
FAMKE JANSSEN, JON FAVREAU, CHERI OTERI, NOAH EMMERICH, ANN MAGNUSON, JOSH HOPKINS, ROB KNEPPER, VINCENT VENTRESCA

2:00 AM
SIX FEET UNDER 29: THE EYE INSIDE
Rated TVMA for
ADULT CONTENT, BRIEF NUDITY, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time:51
Genre:Drama

A young co-ed dies in a senseless accident. Meanwhile, Keith and David find the reality of a resort vacation different than advertised, Ruth learns the meaning of "express checkout" during a shopping excursion with Bettina, and Claire gets a lesson in "sick" art from a new teacher.

4:00 AM
IN THE SHADOWS
Rated R for
ADULT CONTENT, VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE
Time:104
Genre:Suspense, Thriller

A mob hit man's straightforward assassination assignment becomes complicated by romance in this suspense-thriller. Matthew Modine stars as a gun-for-hire who is sent to Miami to whack a movie stunt coordinator. To get close, he gets involved with the man's pediatrician daughter, but when their romance deepens into something more, the killer finds himself torn between his deadly allegiances back home and his passion for the young woman. With Cuba Gooding Jr., James Caan and Joey Lauren Adams. Directed by Ric Waugh.
Actors:
MATTHEW MODINE, CUBA GOODING, JAMES CAAN, JOEY LAUREN ADAMS, LILLO BRANCATO

1:45PM
Deacons For Defense
TV RATING: TV14-VL
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Adult Language, Adult Themes
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1
1 h 35 m

Forest Whitaker, Jonathan Silverman and Ossie Davis star in this original drama, the true story of brave African-American men from Bogalusa, Louisiana who armed themselves to fight against the KKK, taking a more militant stance than most activists during the Civil Rights movement of the 1960's. Paul Benjamin costars in this film about a lost chapter in U.S. history from director Bill Duke ("Sister Act 2," "A Rage in Harlem").

3:30 PM
Passion Fish
MPAA RATING: R
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Adult Language, Adult Themes
STEREO / CCAP / ESP
2 h 15 m

Mary McDonnell ("Dances with Wolves") is May-Alice, a New York soap opera star paralyzed in a car accident. Forced to return to her family home in the South, the one-time actress drowns herself in booze and self-pity, heaping abuse on every caregiver hired to aid her until she meets Chantelle (Alfre Woodard), a nurse with a different attitude and her own problems. David Strathairn, Vondie Curtis-Hall and Nora Dunn costar in this psychological drama from John Sayles ("Lone Star").

7:15PM
The Others
MPAA RATING: PG13
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Violence, Adult Themes
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 / CCAP / ESP
1 h 44 m

Nicole Kidman ("Moulin Rouge") stars in this eerie thriller as Grace, a British mother who moves with her two photosensitive children to a coastal mansion after her husband is declared missing in WWII. When the kids report the presence of ghosts, Grace assumes that an eccentric family of servants is responsible, but chilling encounters of her own soon force her to assemble the pieces of a shocking mystery. Alakina Mann and James Bentley costar in this gripping creep show from director Alejandro Amenabar ("Open Your Eyes").

9:00 PM
Bandits (2001)
MPAA RATING: PG13
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Violence, Adult Language, Adult Themes
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 / CCAP / ESP
2 h 2 m

Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton star in this crime caper from director Barry Levinson ("Rain Man") about a pair of con men who devise a clever ploy to rob banks that's quickly making them rich and famous - until they take a beautiful housewife (Cate Blanchett) hostage and both fall in love with her. Troy Garity and Bobby Slayton costar.

11:00 PM
Queer As Folk (episode #303)
TV RATING: TVMA-SLD
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Nudity, Strong Sexual Content, Graphic Language, Adult Themes
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1
45 m

This original drama series follows the lives, careers and relationships of several working class gay men and lesbians in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. An American version of the groundbreaking and controversial British television show of the same name, "Queer as Folk" is a bold, daring and frank exploration of sex and love starring Hal Sparks, Gale Harold, Peter Paige, Scott Lowell, Thea Gill, Michelle Clunie, Chris Potter and Sharon Gless.

12:00 AM
Comic Book Villains
MPAA RATING: R
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Brief Nudity, Violence, Adult Language, Adult Themes
STEREO / CCAP
1 h 32 m

The owners of rival small-town comic book stores wage a nerdy war of commerce and thievery with each other when a priceless collection of comics becomes available in this offbeat comedy starring Donal Logue, Michael Rapaport, Natasha Lyonne, Eileen Brennan, D.J. Qualls and Cary Elwes.

5:30 PM
Deacons For Defense
TV RATING: TV14-VL
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Adult Language, Adult Themes
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1
1 h 35 m

Forest Whitaker, Jonathan Silverman and Ossie Davis star in this original drama, the true story of brave African-American men from Bogalusa, Louisiana who armed themselves to fight against the KKK, taking a more militant stance than most activists during the Civil Rights movement of the 1960's. Paul Benjamin costars in this film about a lost chapter in U.S. history from director Bill Duke ("Sister Act 2," "A Rage in Harlem").

75TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS

SEARS AND CBS TEAM UP TO BROADCAST NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL FINAL FOUR AND
CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES IN HDTV
12 NCAA Basketball Games To Be Broadcast In HDTV And 5.1 Surround Sound

NEW YORK, February 20, 2003 -- Sears, Roebuck and Co. (NYSE: S), and
CBS Television announced today an agreement in which Sears will sponsor
High Definition Television coverage of the 2003 NCAA Men's Basketball
Championship, including the Final Four and Championship games.

Coverage will include 12 High Definition games starting with first-round
action from Birmingham, Ala., on Friday, March 21 (four games) and Sunday,
March 23 (two games), as well as South Region action in San Antonio,
Friday, March 28 (two games) and Sunday, March 30 (one game). The first
eight games will be regionalized broadcasts, while the South Region final in San Antonio,   the two national semi-final games and the National Championship Game will be national broadcasts.
The telecasts, which will be presented live by CBS Sports,
will be "unified" productions produced in HDTV's highest definition format1080i,and downconverted for the CBS Television Network's analog broadcast coverage.

DIRECTV To Offer Select MEGA MARCH MADNESS^(r)

Games in High-Definition

Up To Eight CBS-Produced and Regionally Shown Tournament Broadcasts in High-Definition, Available on DIRECTV

EL SEGUNDO, CA, March 17, 2003 - DIRECTV, Inc., the nation's leading digital multichannel service provider, announced today that it will offer select NCAA^(r) Division I Men's Basketball Championship games in high-definition, through the MEGA MARCH MADNESS^(r) subscription on the DIRECTV^(r) service.

Beginning March 21 on DIRECTV Channel 198, DIRECTV will broadcast up to eight CBS-produced and regionally shown Tournament broadcasts in high-definition format (1080i) from Birmingham, Ala., (March 21^st and 23^rd) and San Antonio (March 28^th).

MOVIES COMING FROM ABC_________________________

3/22/03        GOOD WILL HUNTING (Repeat) - Stereo only

3/30/03        DISNEY’S THE KID – 5.1 Sound

4/5/03          THE HORSE WHISPERER (Repeat) – 5.1 Sound

4/26/03        E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL – 5.1 Sound

5/3/03            FORREST GUMP (Repeat) – 5.1 Sound

5/10/03         GLADIATOR (Repeat) – 5.1 Sound

5/17/03          CHARLIE’S ANGELS – 5.1 SounD

The schedule is subject to change.  Thanks for your cooperation.