HDTV Broadcast Schedule: ABC 720p, CBS/NBC/WB/PBS/Discovery in 1080i — November 28, 2003

ABC in 720P

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
George Lopez

"Mementos"
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to give his ailing father one of his kidneys. But when he gets wind of Manny's death, he learns the hard way that the things left behind can be important � albeit painful � reminders of someone's life.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Married to the Kellys

"Susan's Secret"
Tom tells the family a personal secret about Susan, and he tries to impress the Kellys with a special birthday present for Chris.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hope & Faith

"Remembrance of Rings Past"
Hope and Faith reluctantly attend the funeral of a distant relative, Aunt Dodi, who, according to family legend, stole their mom's heirloom opal ring years ago. But when the women see Dodi wearing the ring in the casket, all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, back at home, Charley can't get the burglar alarm to stop shrieking, and Hayley gets a case of the middle-child blues.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Life with Bonnie

"Everything Old Is New Again"
At the end of her rope with houseguest David, Bonnie pays a visit to David's home to speak with the contractors - played by the Smothers Brothers - who agree to get the job done faster if they can appear on "Morning Chicago."
 

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CBS in 1080i

 

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Joan of Arcadia

"Pilot"
Joan tries to make sense of her first unsolicited, face-to-face encounters with God, who urges her to get a part-time job at a bookstore. Meanwhile, Will becomes passionately involved in overseeing a case involving a serial murderer who is on the loose and targeting teen-aged girls.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
The Handler

"Pilot"
The dangers of going too deep undercover become all too real as Joe mourns the loss of one of his own. Meanwhile, it�s agent Lily�s first day on the job and Joe thrusts her onto the streets for some on-the-job training.
 

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NBC in 1080i

 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Nbc Special: Justin Timberlake Down Home In Memphis

Justin Timberlake returns home to Memphis for intimate performances and many personal memories.

11:35PM ET/10:35 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Will Ferrell, Joe Rogan, Robert Rudolph& The Family Band
 

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WB in 1080i

 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Reba

Reba is furious with Brock when he allows Kyra to move in with him and Barbra Jean. A series of flashbacks revisits the turbulent milestones in the family history that led them to this point. more...

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
What I Like...

When Holly finds out that Henry is not a virgin she decides to contact his former girlfriends. Meanwhile, back home, Lauren tries to force Val to chill out. more...

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
What I Like...

Val confronts Holly about neglecting Henry and speding too much time with Vince. Holly reacts by pointing out Val's hypocrisy and challenges her to examine her own feelings for Peter. more...
 

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Discovery in 1080i

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Rome: Art In The Imperial Era"
Rome is known as "the eternal city." Historically, this small city of farmers and warriors grew to be a great power and colonized a large part of the ancient world. Examine the extraordinary artwork Roman conquerors brought back as prizes.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"The Big Bad Wolf?"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Brazil: Saving The Tamarin"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Venezuela: Operation Anaconda"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Wedding Story, A

"Carissa & Frank"
No Description Available.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Wedding Story, A

"Gretta & Jason"
No Description Available.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Makeover Story, A

"Dining Out For Life"
No Description Available.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Makeover Story, A

"Live It Up!"
No Description Available.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Weird Homes

"Living With Spirits"
Visit a Voodoo princess at her home in New Orleans. Joe Coleman in New York has a fascination with death and has filled his home with freaks of nature and more. In Nova Scotia every aspect of the McKnight home is designed with the spirit of feng shui in mind. Three homes filled with spirits.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Helmet Required"
Meet four fearless riders who don't leave home without it -- a helmet, that is. Viewer discretion is advised -- don't try this at home! Meet the world's best off-road unicyclist and a downtown courier who uses a scooter.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Insectia

"Entomology Is Catching"
Setting traps and net techniques are among the many tricks of the entomology trade learned in this episode. Also visit the lab of Madagascar's Bug Man, Dr. Andre Peyrieras, who has discovered over 3000 new insect species.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Fraser"
The Fraser is the largest river in British Columbia. It begins at the foot of Mount Robson in the Rockies, crosses the desert-like interior of the province, snakes through the Fraser Canyon, and empties into the Pacific in Greater Vancouver.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Silhouettes Of The Desert

Against a spectacular landscape of ancient gorges and sculptured monoliths in Australia, a young camel struggles to find its place in the hierarchy of his clan. Follow the trials and triumphs this determined desert dweller faces.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Wedding Story, A

"Carissa & Frank"
No Description Available.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Makeover Story, A

"Dining Out For Life"
No Description Available.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Brazil: Saving The Tamarin"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Venezuela: Operation Anaconda"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Urban Wild

"New York"
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels, raccoons and turtles. In addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird watching list in the U.S. with more than 350 different species inhabiting the park during migration season.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Insectia

"The Grand Alliance"
The battle between plants and insects rages everyday along the Amazon. These archenemies cohabitate along the river despite the fact that over 80% of the flowering plants rely on insects for pollination and the sap of some plants is poisonous to insects.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Fraser"
The Fraser is the largest river in British Columbia. It begins at the foot of Mount Robson in the Rockies, crosses the desert-like interior of the province, snakes through the Fraser Canyon, and empties into the Pacific in Greater Vancouver.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Part 1

The life of the famous seaman is depicted in this epic drama which takes a compelling look at Columbus' famous journey west and the many frustrations he faced. Featuring a renowned cast including Faye Dunaway, Max von Sydow and Gabriel Byrne.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Part 1

The life of the famous seaman is depicted in this epic drama which takes a compelling look at Columbus' famous journey west and the many frustrations he faced. Featuring a renowned cast including Faye Dunaway, Max von Sydow and Gabriel Byrne.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Insectia

"The Grand Alliance"
The battle between plants and insects rages everyday along the Amazon. These archenemies cohabitate along the river despite the fact that over 80% of the flowering plants rely on insects for pollination and the sap of some plants is poisonous to insects.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Fraser"
The Fraser is the largest river in British Columbia. It begins at the foot of Mount Robson in the Rockies, crosses the desert-like interior of the province, snakes through the Fraser Canyon, and empties into the Pacific in Greater Vancouver.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Part 1

The life of the famous seaman is depicted in this epic drama which takes a compelling look at Columbus' famous journey west and the many frustrations he faced. Featuring a renowned cast including Faye Dunaway, Max von Sydow and Gabriel Byrne.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.
 

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INHD in 1080i

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Penguins: Antarctic & Sub-Antarctic

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
College Football: McNeese State @ Nicholls St

Runtime: 3:58

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
In Theaters

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Penguins: Antarctic & Sub-Antarctic

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
The Tiger And The Brahmin

TV-G
Runtime: 0:29

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Anansi

TV-G
Runtime: 0:29

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Hallmark HD Movie: Mr. Rock "N" Roll

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Anime: Noir #17

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Anime: Noir #18

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody

PG
Runtime: 1:28

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Anime: Noir #17

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Anime: Noir #18

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
In Theaters

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Brain Game # 8

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #31: It's Still A Good Life

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Return To Lonesome Dove: Part 1 of 3

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:32

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Butch and Sundance: The Early Days

PG
Runtime: 1:55

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Return To Lonesome Dove: Part 1 of 3

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:32

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Butch and Sundance: The Early Days

PG
Runtime: 1:55

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Twilight Zone #31: It's Still A Good Life

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
A Clockwork Orange

R
Runtime: 2:17
 

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INHD2 in 1080i

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Dreamscape

PG-13
Runtime: 1:39

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody

PG
Runtime: 1:28

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Anime: Noir #17

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Anime: Noir #18

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
A Dog's Day In Manhattan

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Hallmark HD Movie: Mr. Rock "N" Roll

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
College Football: McNeese State @ Nicholls St

Runtime: 3:58

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Anime: Noir #17

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Anime: Noir #18

TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Butch and Sundance: The Early Days

PG
Runtime: 1:55

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Alaska: Last Frontier

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Wild Hawaii

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Minnesota Extreme

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Twilight Zone #31: It's Still A Good Life

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Daring Divine Peaks

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Brain Game # 8

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Penguins: Antarctic & Sub-Antarctic

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #31: It's Still A Good Life

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Sea Forest

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody

PG
Runtime: 1:28

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Hallmark HD Movie: Mr. Rock "N" Roll

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Hit And Run

R
Runtime: 1:27
 

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HDNET in 1080i

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Friday Night Trojans

Feel the excitement of Texas high school football and follow the Trojans as they pursue another state championship.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
College Football

Harvard @ Yale

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Bass Champs

2002 Bass Champs Classic Day Two - Day Two of the Classic on Lake Lewisville. A look at the tournament rules and crowning the champions.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Designing America

Winery - A trip to the wine country of Napa Valley, California, and a tour of the stunning hilltop home there of the former U.S. Ambassador to Austria Kathryn Hall as well as an interior designer's view of a French Moderne home in Fort Worth, Texas.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Over� America

Over� America is a spectacular visual essay on the beauty and grandeur that is America. From her wave-swept coasts to the majestic mountains and forested Northwest, you will see all of the awe-inspiring magnificence of our nation.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington - HDNet World Report takes a look back at an icon of American military history. The Tomb of the Unknowns in Washington is in need of some repairs, and the source for that one-of-a-kind marble can only be found in the mountains of Colorado. See what it takes to bring that pristine white marble all the way to Washington to fix a grateful nation's memorial to its fallen sons and daughters.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
HDNet World Report

Short-Order Army: Defending the New Iraq - When Saddam Hussein was forced from power, his army was dismantled. Today, a new Iraqi defense force must be created to protect the country and keep the peace. HDNet World Report goes to boot camp inside Iraq to follow the new Iraqi recruits and the US soldiers who train them.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Catch two unique acts on this episode of True Music, Bob Schneider and the Reverend Horton Heat. Throw in the jazz act "The Jammin' Band" and you have an unusual mixture of musical magic that True Music is committed to covering each week.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
HDNet's Across America

Host Ron Kruck dons breeches and a hunting jacket to join in the century-old tradition of fox hunting in Lexington, Kentucky.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
NHL Hockey LIVE!

San Jose @ Minnesota

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
HDNet's Across America

You may know all about the Florida-Georgia football rivalry, but it's the fans' pre-game competition that's the real story. Across America goes to the World's Greatest Tailgate Party in Jacksonville, Florida. Then, how far can you fling a leftover pumpkin? Contestants vie to beat the 3800-foot record, at the Punkin Chunkin Festival in Delaware.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
White Hot Winter

Quebec City (Mont Ste. Anne, LeMassif) - Where else in North America can you ski all day long, and spend the evening soaking up European atmosphere? White Hot Winter in Quebec City is all about ice. Go ice climbing at Montemorency Falls, the tallest (frozen) waterfall in North America. After a day of skiing LeMassif, and Mount Ste. Anne, visit the Ice Hotel.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
HDNet World Report

Tomb of the Unknowns at Arlington - HDNet World Report takes a look back at an icon of American military history. The Tomb of the Unknowns in Washington is in need of some repairs, and the source for that one-of-a-kind marble can only be found in the mountains of Colorado. See what it takes to bring that pristine white marble all the way to Washington to fix a grateful nation's memorial to its fallen sons and daughters.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Blues Traveler

Thinnest of Air, Live at Red Rocks - On July 4th, Blues Traveler celebrated the nation's birthday with one of the country's most breathtaking venues and the fireworks of Denver as a backdrop. Don't miss this collection of old favorites and new classics.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
HDNet's Boxing Explosion from the Crown Plaza, Times Square Premiere

IBA Cont. Americas Jr. Welterweight Championship
Emmanuel Clotty vs. Jesus Santiago

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
NHL Hockey

San Jose @ Minnesota
Special Encore Presentation

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
HDNet's Boxing Explosion from the Crown Plaza, Times Square

IBA Cont. Americas Jr. Welterweight Championship
Emmanuel Clotty vs. Jesus Santiago

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Bikini Destinations

Lima, Peru - Join Bikini Destinations in Lima, Peru as they drop in on a local beauty pageant and explore the sights and sounds of this magical city.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Bikini Destinations

France - Oui Oui!!!! From the Cannes film festival to San Tropez, join the Bikini Destinations models shopping and strutting on location in the south of France.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Los Angeles on the Edge

Heart of Dixie - A revealing visit to the nation's only museum dedicated to exotic dancing.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Some of My Best Friends

Blah, Blah, Blah - Frankie is very attracted to the woman he's dating, but isn't really interested in what she has to say. Warren, on the other hand, really enjoys talking with her and sharing emotions. Together, Frankie and Warren make the perfect guy and they decide to split the duties of a boyfriend.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
First Monday

The Price of Liberty - A reluctant witness asks to have her identity concealed from a drug dealer at his trial, violating his Sixth Amendment right to confront his accuser. Also, what constitutes a good faith effort at accomodating someone under the Americans with Disabilities Act?

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Love and Money

A Night at the Opera - Effie takes Finn with her to the opera after her escort, Jerry, cancels. At the opera, she runs into her gossipy "best friend," Kiki Farrington -- who is with Jerry.
 

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7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Saving Grace

PG - 1:52
Cast: Tom Conti, Edward James Olmos, Fernando Rey Director: Robert M. Young
A youthful Pope, seeking adventure, discovers a whole new world when he travels incognito to a small Italian village where he assumes the role of its priest.

9:25AM ET/8:25 C
Fandango

PG - 1:31
Cast: Kevin Costner, Judd Nelson, Chuck Bush Director: Kevin Reynolds
Five college buddies from the University of Texas circa 1971 embark on a final road trip across the Mexican border before facing up to uncertain futures, in Vietnam and otherwise.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
The Last Tycoon

PG - 2:05
Cast: Robert De Niro, Tony Curtis, Jack Nicholson Director: Elia Kazan
An adaptation of the unfinished F. Scott Fitzgerald novel about the life and times of a Hollywood movie executive of the 1920s.

1:05PM ET/12:05 C
Flight of the Intruder

PG-13 - 1:53
Cast: Danny Glover, Willem Dafoe, Brad Johnson Director: John Milius
After his co-pilot is killed, Jake Grafton, a carrier-based Intruder pilot, questions the purpose of Navy bombing missions.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Pink Cadillac

PG-13 - 2:00
Cast: Clint Eastwood, Bernadette Peters, Jim Carrey Director: Buddy Van Horn
A "skip-tracer," with an offbeat approach to apprehending criminals, is sent to retrieve a spunky fugitive. He soon finds himself mixed up with an eight-month-old baby, a group of counterfeiters, and a 1959 pink Cadillac convertible on the road to Reno.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
City Heat

PG - 1:37
Cast: Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds, Jane Alexander Director: Richard Benjamin
A hard-nosed cop and a wisecracking gumshoe are both on the trail of some bad gangsters.

6:40PM ET/5:40 C
Fandango

PG - 1:31
Cast: Kevin Costner, Judd Nelson, Chuck Bush Director: Kevin Reynolds
Five college buddies from the University of Texas circa 1971 embark on a final road trip across the Mexican border before facing up to uncertain futures, in Vietnam and otherwise.

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
Freeway

R - 1:42
Cast: Kiefer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon, Wolfgang Bodison Director: Matthew Bright
Little Red Riding Hood for the 1990's: After her mom and step-dad are arrested, 15-year-old Vanessa Lutz decides that instead of once again being put into a foster home, she'd rather find the grandmother she's never met and live with her.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Blue Velvet

R - 2:00
Cast: Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper Director: David Lynch
An innocent young man discovers that a dark underworld exists beneath the surface of his seemingly quiet hometown.

12:05AM ET/11:05 C
Freeway

R - 1:42
Cast: Kiefer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon, Wolfgang Bodison Director: Matthew Bright
Little Red Riding Hood for the 1990's: After her mom and step-dad are arrested, 15-year-old Vanessa Lutz decides that instead of once again being put into a foster home, she'd rather find the grandmother she's never met and live with her.

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
Blue Velvet

R - 2:00
Cast: Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper Director: David Lynch
An innocent young man discovers that a dark underworld exists beneath the surface of his seemingly quiet hometown.

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
South Central

R - 1:39
Cast: Glenn Plummer, Carl Lumbly, Christian Coleman Director: Steve Anderson
Story of a Los Angles gang member who changes his view of life while serving time. Once out, he is determined to spare his young son from following his past mistakes.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Richard Pryor Live On The Sunset Strip

R - 1:21
Cast: Richard Pryor Director: Joe Layton
Pryor talks about subjects including racism and the differences between blacks and whites, along with talking about some of his film roles.
 

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8:30AM ET/7:30 C
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash

PG13 Time:94
Eddie Murphy inspires intergalactic laughs in this loony lunar comedy about a maverick former space smuggler who transforms a seedy nightclub on the moon into a thriving business. Set in the late 21st century on a colony on the moon, the film chronicles the adventures of Pluto Nash, the notorious smuggler-turned-club-czar who finds himself on the run from greedy mob goons who torch Pluto's livelihood. Rosario Dawson co-stars as Pluto's lovely lounge singer and Randy Quaid plays his robotic bodyguard. Also with Joe Pantoliano (HBO's The Sopranos), Jay Mohr and Luis Guzman. Directed by Ron Underwood.

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Millennium

PG13 Time:105
Past, present and future come together in this "intriguing sci-fi mystery" (New York Post) about lovers from different millennia. Kris Kristofferson stars as an airplane crash investigator who meets up with a mysterious blonde (Cheryl Ladd) at the site of a disaster. After falling in love, he discovers she's a time-traveling alien who knows more than she's telling about the crash.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Roxanne

PG Time:106
Follow your nose to one of the funniest feel-good hits of recent times, as Steve Martin updates the classic "Cyrano" story into an uproarious romantic comedy hit. Small-town fire chief Martin is smart, funny and tough--and blessed with a stupendous nose. He's in love with gorgeous new girl in town Roxanne (Daryl Hannah), but she only has eyes for a brick-brained hunk. What's a guy to do? With Rick Rossovich and Shelley Duvall.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Beavis And Butt-head Do America

PG13 Time:80
Huh huh huh. Heh-heh. See America's favorite teenage buffoons go bonkers when somebody steals their TV set--and their purpose in life! In this hilarious animated feature, B & B hit the road and practically demolish the nation with their stoopid antics. From the mighty redwoods to the fruited plain to Washington, D.C., no one is spared--not the FBI, not motherhood, not even Chelsea Clinton. By the time the boys are finished, America is well done (heh heh).

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
I Spy

PG13 Time:96
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson team up as the classic mismatched spy duo who must retrieve a valuable stolen aircraft from an international felon in this comical remake of the hit TV show. Murphy and Wilson reprise the roles made famous by Bill Cosby and Robert Culp as the international espionage partners who pursue global villains for the U.S. government. When the President reports a vital U.S. Stealth plane called the Switchblade stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy), a suave boxing champ, is paired with Alex Scott (Wilson) a socially awkward, but bright government agent to find the criminals and recover the high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke Janssen and Malcolm McDowell. Directed by Betty Thomas; based on a story by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley; screenplay by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Jay Scherick & David Ronn.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash

PG13 Time:94
Eddie Murphy inspires intergalactic laughs in this loony lunar comedy about a maverick former space smuggler who transforms a seedy nightclub on the moon into a thriving business. Set in the late 21st century on a colony on the moon, the film chronicles the adventures of Pluto Nash, the notorious smuggler-turned-club-czar who finds himself on the run from greedy mob goons who torch Pluto's livelihood. Rosario Dawson co-stars as Pluto's lovely lounge singer and Randy Quaid plays his robotic bodyguard. Also with Joe Pantoliano (HBO's The Sopranos), Jay Mohr and Luis Guzman. Directed by Ron Underwood.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Carnivale 09: Insomnia

TVMA Time:45
Ben tries to stave off the torments of his dreams by staying awake, but the lack of sleep is taking its toll. Samson looks to drum up new business by resurrecting several tried-and-true scams, including "turtle boy" and "man eating chicken"; Lodz warns Ben about the dangers of not practicing his "gift"; Sofie worries that her mother is losing touch with reality; Ben marvels at Ruthie's snake-charming routine; and Lodz's psychic act gets a jolt from a mysterious source. In Mintern, Iris reaches out to Brother Justin over the radio airwaves, and Tommy gets a surprise reaction when he reaches out to Iris.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Carnivale 10: Hot And Bothered

TVMA Time:52
Brother Justin returns to Mintern to chart out a new direction for his ministry. At the Carnivale, Samson's loss is Lodz's gain; Libby catches on to her mother's deception; Sofie accuses Apollonia of "breaking the rules"; Ben and Samson come up empty in search of information about Scudder's whereabouts; Stumpy takes his lumps in enlisting a new dancer named Catalina; and Lodz and Lila wait for Ben to finally succumb to sleep.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Carnivale 11: Day Of The Dead

TVMA Time:54
With Management's blessing, Lodz hatches a devious plan to "reach" Ben, who is vulnerable after letting his guard down with Ruthie. Rita Sue upstages Catalina in the Gay Paree tent; Sofie reads Stumpy's cards and doesn't like what she learns; and Ben learns that some wounds aren't easy to heal. In Mintern, Balthus is concerned about the influences surrounding Brother Justin, as well as some fiery allegations that Tommy Dolan threatens to make public. For her part, Iris proves she'll do anything to advance her brother's career.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
I Spy

PG13 Time:96
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson team up as the classic mismatched spy duo who must retrieve a valuable stolen aircraft from an international felon in this comical remake of the hit TV show. Murphy and Wilson reprise the roles made famous by Bill Cosby and Robert Culp as the international espionage partners who pursue global villains for the U.S. government. When the President reports a vital U.S. Stealth plane called the Switchblade stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy), a suave boxing champ, is paired with Alex Scott (Wilson) a socially awkward, but bright government agent to find the criminals and recover the high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke Janssen and Malcolm McDowell. Directed by Betty Thomas; based on a story by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley; screenplay by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Jay Scherick & David Ronn.

2:40AM ET/1:40 C
Children Of The Corn The Gathering

R Time:84
A mysterious fever descends on a tiny Nebraska town, causing the local children--led by a demonic youth preacher--to begin systematically killing the adults in this eerie horror sequel. Naomi Watts (Mulholland Drive) stars as a medical student who returns to care for her sick mother only to discover the terror that must be stopped. With Karen Black (House of 1000 Corpses), Jamie Renee Smith, Mark Salling, William Windom and Brent Jennings. Directed by Greg Spence.
 

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6:15AM ET/5:15 C
The Purple Rose Of Cairo

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 22m
Writer/director Woody Allen's wonderful comic fantasy about an abused Depression-era wife (Mia Farrow) who seeks escape at the local cinema, where one day her favorite matinee idol (Jeff Daniels) steps off the screen and joins her for a madcap adventure. Danny Aiello and Dianne Wiest costar in this critically acclaimed masterpiece inspired by Buster Keaton's silent classic "Sherlock Jr."

7:40AM ET/6:40 C
We're No Angels (1989)

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
PG13 1h 47m
Robert De Niro and Sean Penn star in this remake as escaped convicts who disguise themselves as priests in a small border town, but one fix after another prevents their escape into Canada. Demi Moore, Hoyt Axton, Bruno Kirby, James Russo, John C. Reilly and Wallace Shawn costar in this comedy from director Neil Jordan and writer David Mamet.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
On Golden Pond

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 50m
Nominated for ten Oscars, this powerful drama stars Henry Fonda in his final role as Norman Thayer, a retired 80-year-old college professor whose cranky, demanding nature endears him to his wife Ethel (Katharine Hepburn) but has estranged him from his only child, Chelsea (the actor's real-life daughter Jane Fonda). When Chelsea drops off her stepson Billy (Doug McKeon) for the summer, it's hate at first sight for the boy and Norman. However, they soon warm to each other - leading to a father-daughter rapprochement.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Sour Grapes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 32m
"Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David makes his directorial debut with this comedy about cousins (Steven Weber and Craig Bierko) who embark on a war of wits after one of them wins an Atlantic City jackpot with money borrowed from the other - but refuses to share the winnings.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Scary Movie 2

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1
R 1h 23m
Hilarious horror spoof that follows the first "Scary Movie" by lampooning haunted house and possession flicks. A creepy professor (Tim Curry) invites a quartet of students to spend the weekend at his spooky mansion for a sleep-deprivation study that quickly takes a back seat to supernatural shenanigans! Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, Tori Spelling, James Woods and Andy Richter star in this ghostly comedy.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Novocaine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1
R 1h 35m
Dark comedy starring Steve Martin as a mild-mannered, middle-class dentist framed for narcotics theft and murder by an exotic femme fatale of a patient (Helena Bonham Carter) and her criminal brother (Scott Caan). Laura Dern, Keith David, Kevin Bacon, Lynne Thigpen and Elias Koteas costar in this drop-deadpan satire.

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Sour Grapes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 32m
"Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David makes his directorial debut with this comedy about cousins (Steven Weber and Craig Bierko) who embark on a war of wits after one of them wins an Atlantic City jackpot with money borrowed from the other - but refuses to share the winnings.
 

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