HDTV Daily Programming Guide for Wednesday, March 3, 2004 with HDNet Santa Anita Coverage Note
2004
Summary
Dale Cripps presents the HDTV programming schedule for Wednesday, March 3, 2004, covering primetime HD broadcasts including the premiere of Kingdom Hospital and The West Wing on multiple networks. Cripps also notes HDNet's exclusive live HDTV coverage of the Santa Anita Big Cap race and expresses a personal wish for PBS-HD access.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids "Empty Nest" During a rare
occasion when Michael and Jay
have the house to themselves,
they find themselves reminiscing
about the fun times they've had
with their kids and various
friends. Some of these memorable
moments include Jay's obsession
with her weight and Michael's
visit to a proctologist, on a
special one-hour episode.
9:00PM ET/8:00
C
Kingdom Hospital: Premiere!
"Thy Kingdom
Come" Artist
Peter Rickman is run down by a
stoned, two-time loser driving a
minivan. He is admitted comatose
to Kingdom Hospital, but not
before encountering a ghostly
figure whose mission is to use
him to rid the hospital of
malevolence, both human and
inhuman, and to free its
nine-year old mistress, Mary,
from the hospital's haunted
halls. When he awakens in an
altered state with newfound but
not necessarily welcome
telepathic powers, Rickman finds
he can communicate with the
spirits, good and evil, man and
beast, inhabiting the hospital.
Mrs. Druse, a patient with
psychic gifts, is the first to
hear the cries of the trapped
ghost and attempts to persuade
brilliant, eccentric surgeon Dr.
Hook to join her quest to
identify it. She is opposed in
this effort by the hopelessly
arrogant and mean-spirited chief
neurologist Dr. Stegman, and the
ebullient but vacuous hospital
administrator, Dr. Jesse James,
who is concerned only with the
hospital's image.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The King of Queens
"Trash Talker"
Doug and DeaconÂ’s relationship hits a
speed bump when Deacon unknowingly
befriends DougÂ’s grade school archenemy.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Everybody Loves Raymond
"The Bird"
Robert and Amy convince their families
to spend Thanksgiving together, but when
the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania
home of AmyÂ’s parents, they find that
their differing family traditions
encourage lots of lively conversation.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
No Description Available
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The West Wing
"Eppur Si Muove"
The President (Martin Sheen)
explodes when a rival conservative
congresswoman (guest star Cherry
Jones, "The Perfect Storm") seeks to
torpedo funding for a controversial
medical study by the National
Institute of Health by exposing the
fact that Bartlet's daughter Ellie
(guest star Nina Siemaszko) is
working there as a scientist.
Meanwhile, as Toby (Richard Schiff)
searches for the internal White
House leak that led to Ellie's press
scrutiny, Josh (Bradley Whitford)
works to convince an old college
friend (guest star Michael Gaston)
to stay the course for his blocked
confirmation as a judge on the 6th
Circuit federal court. Elsewhere,
C.J. (Allison Janney) urges Abbey (Stockard
Channing) to increase her public
profile as the First Lady and a
working doctor. Part of her plan
includes educating children about
medicine via a public service
announcement with Big Bird, Elmo,
Rosita and Zoey. John Spencer, Dule
Hill, Janel Moloney, Joshua Malina
and Lily Tomlin also star.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order
"Hands Free"
When pieces of a murdered,
mal-content East Village resident's
body are discovered in several
different trash piles, Detectives
Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green
(Jesse L. Martin) point their
suspicions to the victim's
girlfriend after uncovering traces
of blood in her apartment. However,
when their prime suspect turns out
to be a man living under an assumed
name to escape decade old murder
allegations, the detectives are left
searching for a motive for this
homicide. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth
Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.Epatha
Merkerson also star.
11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
TONIGHTS GUESTS
Carmen Electra
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Smallville "Crisis" Clark (Tom Welling) receives a
panicked call from Lana (Kristin Kreuk)
and hears a gunshot before the line goes
dead, but when he arrives at the Talon
he is stunned to discover she is alive
and well. Clark realizes the phone call
came from the next day and that Adam
(guest star Ian Somerhalder) is the one
who will shoot Lana. Upon taking Clark
to the Luthorcorp lab where Adam was
being kept, Lex (Michael Rosenbaum)
finds all of the staff murdered and
suspects his father (John Glover) is
behind it.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Angel "Shells" Angel (David Boreanaz) and Spike
(James Marsters) return from England
defeated, knowing that the ancient demon
Illyria has completely taken over Fred's
(Amy Acker) body and soul. Upon learning
that Knox (guest star Jonathan Woodward)
and Gunn (J. August Richards) have each
contributed to her demise, Wesley
(Alexis Denisof) goes for revenge and
Angel tries everything to restore Fred,
including calling on an old friend from
Sunnydale. Meanwhile, Illyria tries to
locate an ancient temple where she
believes she will find an army ready to
help her destroy mankind.
I wish I had PBS. I
would love to see some of these
programs. I would also like to
illustrate them here in our pages
and will when PBS populates their
web site with the rich imagery they
will also be broadcasting. We will
bring those images to you
here--maybe first, maybe second, but
certainly in time to call your
broker. Hint, hint, PBS. _Dale
2:30 AM
Great Canadian Rivers The Stikine
3:00 AM
A Day In the Life of the Coast Guard Cutter
Mohawk A Day In the Life of the Coast Guard
Cutter Mohawk
4:00 AM
Rides Westside
5:00 AM
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hallmark HD Movie: Kidnapped: Part 1
of 2
TV-PG
Armand Assante
Runtime: 1:58
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Hallmark HD Movie: Kidnapped: Part 2
of 2
TV-PG
Armand Assante
Runtime: 1:58
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Being Human
PG-13
Runtime: 2:12
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
NBA Classics: Knicks @ Lakers 02/16/03
NR
Runtime: 1:57
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
TNA Xplosion #19
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Being Human
PG-13
Runtime: 2:12
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #15: To Protect and
Serve
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Olympic Treasures: London 1948
NR
Runtime: 1:50
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
A World In Motion
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Hanson Acoustic
TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Tropical Rainforest (IMAX)
TV-G
Runtime: 0:40
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Olympic Treasures: London 1948
NR
Runtime: 1:50
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
A World In Motion
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Twilight Zone #15: To Protect and
Serve
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Anime: Noir # 3
TV-14
Runtime: 0:25
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Hanson Acoustic
TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Over Beautiful British Columbia
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Brain Game #21
TV-G
Runtime: 0:24
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Route 66 #1
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Alfredo Kraus
TV-G
Runtime: 0:52
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: A Mystical
Journey
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Alaska: Last Frontier
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Tropical Rainforest (IMAX)
TV-G
Runtime: 0:40
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Broadway Remembers
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:59
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Olympic Treasures: Seoul 1988
NR
Runtime: 2:45
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Hanson Acoustic
TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Brain Game #21
TV-G
Runtime: 0:24
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Alaska: Last Frontier
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Broadway Remembers
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:59
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Over Beautiful British Columbia
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: A Mystical
Journey
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #15: To Protect and
Serve
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
The Postman Always Rings Twice
R
Runtime: 2:02
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Broadway Remembers
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:59
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Cupid
R
Runtime: 1:35
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Brain Game #21
TV-G
Runtime: 0:24
6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Alfredo Kraus
TV-G
Runtime: 0:52
DATE
SPORT
EVENT
TIME [ET]
3/3
National Basketball
Association
LA Lakers @ Houston
9:00
3/5
National Basketball
Association
Dallas @ San Antonio
8:00
3/6
College Basketball
North Carolina @ Duke
9:00
3/10
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
12:00
3/10
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
2:00
3/10
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
7:00
3/10
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
9:00
3/11
College Basketball
Big Ten Tournament
12:00
3/11
College Basketball
Big Ten Tournament
2:00
3/11
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
9:30
3/12
College Basketball
Big Ten Tournament
12:00
3/12
College Basketball
Big Ten Tournament
2:00
3/12
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
7:00
3/12
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
9:30
3/13
College Basketball
Big East Tournament
8:00
3/14
College Basketball
Big 12 Tournament
3:00
3/17
National Basketball
Association
Portland @ Indiana
7:00
3/19
National Basketball
Association
Houston @ Golden State
10:30
3/21
National Basketball
Association
Houston @ Sacramento
7:30
3/24
National Basketball
Association
Sacramento @ LA Lakers
10:30
3/25
National Hockey League
Detroit @ Colorado
8:00
3/26
National Basketball
Association
Minnesota @ LA Lakers
10:30
3/27
NCAA Women's Basketball
Championships
East Regional Semifinal-
Hartford, CT
12:00
3/27
NCAA Women's Basketball
Championships
East Regional Semifinal-
Hartford, CT
2:30
3/29
NCAA Women's Basketball
Championships
East Regional Final-
Hartford, CT
7:00
HDNet TO
BROADCAST EXCLUSIVE LIVE HDTV COVERAGE
OF SANTA ANITA BIG CAP MARCH 6
Second Season of HDNet Horse Racing
Challenge Features Santa Anita Jockeys,
Trainers, Handicappers
ARCADIA, Calif. (March 2, 2004) - HDNet,
the leader in high-definition
broadcasting, will broadcast exclusive
live high-definition coverage of Big
Cap Day at Santa Anita Park Saturday,
March 6, beginning at 6 p.m. ET.
The coverage on Big Cap Day, one of horse
racing's most prestigious days of
racing, will feature the $1,000,000 Santa
Anita Handicap, the $350,000 Frank
E. Kilroe Mile, and the $200,000 San
Rafael Stakes.
First run in 1935, The Big 'Cap has proved
the greatness and helped define
the careers of racing immortals such as
Seabiscuit, Affirmed, Spectacular
Bid and John Henry. The 67th edition of
the 1-1/4 mile classic will feature
Breeders' Cup Classic winner Pleasantly
Perfect, Sunshine Millions Classic
winner Southern Image, and the filly
Island Fashion, who attempts to become
the first female to win the historic Grade
I event.
Following Big Cap Day, Santa Anita will
host a five-week HDNet Horse Racing
Challenge, a unique competition featuring
all Santa Anita trainers, five top
jockeys and three handicappers. Kentucky
Derby-winning riders Victor
Espinoza, Kent Desormeaux and Mike Smith,
as well as nationally-renowned
trainers Bob Baffert and Richard Mandella
will be among the participants
competing to win an HDNet Trophy Cup and a
high-definition television at the
end of the series.
"High definition television and horse
racing are a perfect fit," said Mark
Cuban, co-founder and president of HDNet.
"HDNet's coverage of these races
will show viewers the beauty and
excitement of horse racing in a way that
only 1080i HDTV can achieve."
The HDNet Horse Racing Challenge will air
on the following dates (all times
are Eastern):
Saturday, March 6th - 6:00 - 8:00 p.m.
(live)
Saturday, March 13th - 10:00 p.m. - 12:00
a.m.
Saturday, March 20th - 9:00 - 11:00 p.m.
Saturday, March 27th - 9:00 - 11:00 p.m.
Saturday, April 3rd - 9:30 - 11:30 p.m.
Sunday, April 11th - 8:30 - 10:30 p.m.
Kenny Rice and former riding great Chris
McCarron will host the telecasts,
and HDNet's Kandace Krueger will work as
feature reporter from various spots
throughout the historic 320-acre facility.
Each show will feature at least
six Santa Anita races.
Lone Star Park in Grand Prairie, TX,
played host to HDNet's inaugural Horse
Racing Challenge in 2003.
6:00AM ET/5:00 C
The Desert Speaks
Shadows of the Ancients -
Observational astronomy has deep roots in the
Puebloan world of the Desert Southwest.
Archaeological evidence suggests that the
ancient Anasazi marked astronomical events
with rock art and architecture throughout the
Four Corners area carefully placed so that
beams of sunlight would interact with rock
images on important seasonal days, marking the
days with remarkably high precision.
6:30AM ET/5:30
C
Square Pegs
The Stepanowicz Papers - Lauren
is head over heels in love, but the unlikely
object of her teenaged infatuation could
innocently be setting her up for a crushing
romantic fall.
7:00AM ET/6:00
C
Weekend Explorer
Durango, Colorado - Take a
historic train to the picturesque old mining
boomtown of Silverton, enjoy a cooling splash
while careening down river whitewater rafting,
soar like an eagle over the Rockies in a
glider, jump off the same cliffs as Paul
Newman and Robert Redford in the movie Butch
Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, mountain bike in
a spectacular scenic wilderness area, hit the
trail on horseback through fields of countless
wild flowers, and relax in a natural hot
spring once popular with stars like Marilyn
Monroe.
7:30AM ET/6:30
C
White Hot Winter
South-Eastern BC (Panorama,
Kicking Horse) - A quick drive from the
full-service resort of Banff, Eastern BC
offers the traveler awesome verticals, working
towns, and a diverse experience, from heli-skiing
to gourmet meals. As a bonus, you can finish
your day swimming outside at the Fairmont
Mineral hot springs.
8:00AM ET/7:00
C
Higher Definition
Robert Duvall, Lisa Cholodenko -
Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks
with actor Robert Duvall about his career and
new movie Assassination Tango which he wrote,
starred in and directed. Lisa Cholodenko,
writer/director of Laurel Canyon gives the
scoop on her latest venture, plus, previews of
what's coming up on HDNet and HDNet Movies.
8:30AM ET/7:30
C
Smart Travels Europe
Paris - Experience extraordinary
art, see the sights, and stroll through the
parks, markets and cafes, where everyday life
is an art. Plus, tips on riding the Metro
shopping for essentials like bread, cheese,
ham and pastries.
9:00AM ET/8:00
C
Hollywood HD
Academy Award Nominees Luncheon
- A set visit with the stars of Yes, Dear,
Mike O'Malley and Anthony Clark. Academy Award
nominees gather together for a special
luncheon, and we tour the classic Hollywood
theater, the Egyptian.
9:30AM ET/8:30
C
An American In Canada
Dennis Anyone? - Dennis' leave
of absence during his annual mayoral campaign
allows Jake to take Wake-Up Calgary in a new,
investigative, hard-hitting direction. Judy's
in-office vacation leaves Jake and Bill to
clash over the direction of the morning show.
10:00AM
ET/9:00 C HDNet World Report
Israel: The Wall of Division -
World Report travels to Israel for the latest
news on the never-ending story of religious
violence. The latest Israeli attempt to
improve their security is a barrier wall being
constructed between Arab and Jewish areas.
Sadly, It has become more a symbol of strife
than of safety.
10:30AM
ET/9:30 C HDNet World Report
Peru: Rescuing the Rainforest -
HDNet World Report travels to the rainforest
of Peru to see how indigenous people are
learning to use the rainforest without
destroying it. Rehabilitation and marketing
are now replacing "slash and burn"
destruction.
11:00AM
ET/10:00 C
Wild Secrets
Short-tailed Shearwater: Pacific
Nomads - Short-tailed shearwaters are the
ultimate long-distance travelers. Over the
course of a year, they travel an incredible
30,000 km around the globe in search of food.
We witness the birth and death of chicks on
these isolated shores and then follow the next
generation back to Hokkaido, Japan where the
journey begins all over again.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Long Weekend - Home theatres,
"smart homes" security, home gyms, hot tubs,
spas and barbeques.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
Designing America
Dean Fearing - Tour Time at the
home of superstar chef Dean Fearing.
12:30PM
ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada
Love Notes From the Edge -
Dennis falls in love with Liona Boyd and
enlists her help for a spurious charity event.
Jake and Judy's ex-boyfriend, Gord,
inadvertently team up to break up Judy and her
young beau.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
True Music
Further Seems Forever, The New
Math - Join True Music host Katie Daryl as she
talks with rock act Further Seems Forever and
finds out why they have bad luck on road. Also
on this episode, you'll get to attend the CD
release party for The New Math and hear the
emotional songs of The Rocket Summer.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Unfair Exchange - Hogan attempts
to swap Gertrude, Gen. Burkhalter's sister,
for Maria Hoffman, a glamorous Allied agent
being held by the Gestapo.
2:00PM ET/1:00
C
That's Life
Whadda You Want from Life -
Lydia is torn between dating a 23-year-old
student and going back to Lou.
3:00PM ET/2:00
C
Bette
The Invisible Mom - Bette shows
up at Rose's school as a volunteer mom on the
same day Olivia Newton-John is helping out.
Bette notices that Rose got her belly-button
pierced and Connie spends the day in the girls
bathroom doling out advice to the adolescents.
3:30PM ET/2:30
C
Charlie's Angels
Hell Ride - Three bright,
beautiful, athletic and police-trained private
detectives become involved in a whirlwind of
danger when they investigate the death of a
woman stock car racer. They discover a
conspiracy that extends far beyond the track.
4:30PM ET/3:30
C
NHL Hockey
Calgary @ St. Louis
Special Encore Presentation
7:00PM ET/6:00
C
Higher Definition
Oscar Nominated Films -
Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky gives
his spin on this year's Oscar nominated films.
Interviews with Oscar nominees, Jim Sheridan,
Denys Arcand, Andrew Jarecki, Errol Morris and
Nathaniel Kahn. And, full-length HD trailers
of the five Best Picture Nominees.
8:00PM ET/7:00
C HDNet World Report - Premiere
America: Wildfires Re-visited -
HDNet World Report travels across the American
West for a look at the damage done by forest
fires. From the fires in Yellowstone to the
2003 fires in California, recovery from the
damage is a prolonged, dangerous and sometimes
surprising process.
8:30PM ET/7:30
C
Across America - Premiere
Co-host Kandace Krueger--who won
the Miss USA Pageant in 2001--takes us behind
the glamour, as a contestant prepares for this
year's Miss Austin USA Pageant. Then, Ron
Kruck follows some daring skiers at Winter
Park Ski Resort--although it's not the terrain
that's challenging.
9:00PM ET/8:00
C
Hollywood HD - Premiere
Independent Spirit Awards,
Academy Awards - Awards season comes to an
exciting end. First we visit the "Alternative
Oscars" -- The Independent Spirit Awards and
we're in the midst of red carpet craziness at
Hollywood's biggest night, the Academy Awards.
9:30PM ET/8:30
C
Designing America - Premiere
Penthouse Beauty - Going Up!
Tour Time visits the penthouse apartment of
international beauty guru, Christie Harris and
experience an elegant and laid back lifestyle
with Bill and Marilyn Lennox, owners of ANTEKS...furniture
for ranches and lake homes.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Messages from the Past
Message from the Past: Egypt -
The fundamental purpose of the pyramids was to
provide jobs during periods of slump. The
pharaohs may well have been the first
practitioners of Keynesian economics.
11:00PM
ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report
America: Wildfires Re-visited -
HDNet World Report travels across the American
West for a look at the damage done by forest
fires. From the fires in Yellowstone to the
2003 fires in California, recovery from the
damage is a prolonged, dangerous and sometimes
surprising process.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Across America
Co-host Kandace Krueger--who won
the Miss USA Pageant in 2001--takes us behind
the glamour, as a contestant prepares for this
year's Miss Austin USA Pageant. Then, Ron
Kruck follows some daring skiers at Winter
Park Ski Resort--although it's not the terrain
that's challenging.
12:00AM
ET/11:00 C
Hollywood HD
Independent Spirit Awards,
Academy Awards - Awards season comes to an
exciting end. First we visit the "Alternative
Oscars" -- The Independent Spirit Awards and
we're in the midst of red carpet craziness at
Hollywood's biggest night, the Academy Awards.
12:30AM
ET/11:30 C
Designing America
Penthouse Beauty - Going Up!
Tour Time visits the penthouse apartment of
international beauty guru, Christie Harris and
experience an elegant and laid back lifestyle
with Bill and Marilyn Lennox, owners of ANTEKS...furniture
for ranches and lake homes.
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
Messages from the Past
Message from the Past: Egypt -
The fundamental purpose of the pyramids was to
provide jobs during periods of slump. The
pharaohs may well have been the first
practitioners of Keynesian economics.
2:00AM ET/1:00
C
Higher Definition
Oscar Nominated Films -
Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky gives
his spin on this year's Oscar nominated films.
Interviews with Oscar nominees, Jim Sheridan,
Denys Arcand, Andrew Jarecki, Errol Morris and
Nathaniel Kahn. And, full-length HD trailers
of the five Best Picture Nominees.
3:00AM ET/2:00
C
Escape Hot Destinations
Escape HD takes us to Puerto
Rico where warm ocean breeze meets tropical
sun and uncovers the island's best-kept
secret: its women. From the beach to the
mountains we follow three dazzling women as
they frolic under the Caribbean sun.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Some of My Best Friends
The Marriage Counselor - When
Connie confides to Warren and Pino that she
fears her husband is bored with her in the
boudoir, Warren convinces her that she has
nothing to worry about if she uses a sexy
technique called "the boomerang." But when
Connie's new bedroom move makes her husband
suspicious that she's been seeing someone on
the side, Frankie is beside himself with fear
that his parents are going to break up.
4:00AM ET/3:00
C
Ladies Man
Wendy is suspended from school
for three days for "sexual harassment" after
she kisses a boy without his permission.
Outraged at the absurdity of Wendy's
suspension, Jimmy decides it's a chance to
teach Wendy how to take a stand. But when he
arrives in student court where students are
the judge and jury, and a pint-sized
"prosecutor" is out for Jimmy's blood, Jimmy
realizes he's going to have to come up with a
darn good defense
4:30AM ET/3:30
C
Equal Justice
Sugar Blues - Briggs goes to
trial against a prison inmate who is defending
himself; Julie goes to great lengths to get
placed on a high profile case.
5:30AM ET/4:30
C
The Desert Speaks
Shadows of the Ancients -
Observational astronomy has deep roots in the
Puebloan world of the Desert Southwest.
Archaeological evidence suggests that the
ancient Anasazi marked astronomical events
with rock art and architecture throughout the
Four Corners area carefully placed so that
beams of sunlight would interact with rock
images on important seasonal days, marking the
days with remarkably high precision.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Songwriter
R - 1:34 - 1984
Cast: Willie Nelson, Kris
Kristofferson, Melinda Dillon Director:
Alan Rudolph
Two country singers rock their way
out of a bad deal.
8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Nicolas
NR - 1:26 - 2001
Cast: Marcus Graham, Jason Connery,
Gretchen Egolf Director: Pete Shaner
A woman must choose between the man
she loves and the man she once loved.
10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Soylent Green
PG - 1:40 - 1973
Cast: Charlton Heston, Leigh
Taylor-Young, Chuck Connors Director:
Richard Fleischer
In the future, a cop uncovers the
mystery behind a secret food source.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
We're No Angels
PG-13 - 1:46 - 1989
Cast: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn,
Demi Moore Director: Neil Jordan
Two criminals on the run from the
law hide out as priests.
1:45PM ET/12:45 C
Midnight In St. Petersburg
R - 1:29 - 1997
Cast: Michael Caine, Michelle Rene
Thomas, Jason Connery Director: Doug
Jackson
Michael Caine reprises his role as a
British secret agent hunting down
terrorists with stolen plutonium.
3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Nicolas
NR - 1:26 - 2001
Cast: Marcus Graham, Jason Connery,
Gretchen Egolf Director: Pete Shaner
A woman must choose between the man
she loves and the man she once loved.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
The Power of One
PG-13 - 2:07 - 1992
Cast: Stephen Dorff, Armin
Mueller-Stahl, Morgan Freeman Director:
John G. Avildsen
An English boy, P.K., is taken in by
a professor after he is ostricized by his
German classmates. Through the professor,
he meets a man who teaches him how to box
and stand up for his rights.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
We're No Angels
PG-13 - 1:46 - 1989
Cast: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn,
Demi Moore Director: Neil Jordan
Two criminals on the run from the
law hide out as priests.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Company Man
PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000
Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan
Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter
Askin
This comedy focuses on a teacher
turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel
Castro.
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The Boss' Wife
R - 1:22 - 1986
Cast: Daniel Stern, Arielle Dombasle,
Christoffer Plummer Director: Ziggy
Steinberg
An ambitious young man thinks an
affair with his boss' wife will fix all
his problems.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Company Man
PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000
Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan
Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter
Askin
This comedy focuses on a teacher
turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel
Castro.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Boss' Wife
R - 1:22 - 1986
Cast: Daniel Stern, Arielle Dombasle,
Christoffer Plummer Director: Ziggy
Steinberg
An ambitious young man thinks an
affair with his boss' wife will fix all
his problems.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
52 Pick Up
R - 1:50 - 1986
Cast: Roy Scheider, Ann-Margret,
Vanity Director: John Frankenheimer
A secret fling between a man and his
mistress leads to blackmail and murder.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Wild Things
R - 1:48 - 1998
Cast: Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Neve
Campbell Director: John McNaughton
Two high school girls accuse their
teacher of rape, while a seemingly
straight laced cop tries to uncover the
truth.
a
Cinemax had
not yet posted for March.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Kangaroo Jack
PG Time: 89
Two luckless pals chase a wild
kangaroo through the Australian
Outback when it hops off wearing
a jacket pocketed with mob money
in this delightful family
comedy. When best friends Louis
and Charlie accidentally get on
the wrong side of Charlie's mob
boss stepfather (Christopher
Walken), the crime king gives
the friends a business
assignment--deliver a wad of
cash to an associate in
Australia. Once in the Outback,
the pair have an unexpected
crash involving a kangaroo which
presents a great photo op--until
the stunned marsupial hops away
wearing Louis's jacket with the
all-important loot in the
pocket! With the help of a
beautiful wildlife expert,
Charlie and Louis pursue the
brutish "Jackie Legs" while
trying to elude the mob thugs on
their tail. Starring Jerry
O'Connell, Anthony Anderson,
Estella Warren, Michael Shannon
and Christopher Walken. Written
by Steve Bing and Scott
Rosenberg, based on a story by
Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien.
Directed by David McNally.
9:00AM ET/8:00
C
The Man Who Knew Too Little
PG Time: 93
Don't tell geeky tourist Bill
Murray, but that London spy
"game" he's playing is for real!
When Murray takes in some
interactive theater on his
English holiday, he pratfalls
right into a thicket of thugs,
secret agents and sultry allure
(courtesy of Willow's Joanne
Whalley). The dossier says
"screwball fun" in this loopy
spoof of Cold War capers.
10:45AM
ET/9:45 C
Doc Hollywood
PG13 Time: 103
On his way to a big-bucks job in
L.A., a med school grad gets
stuck in a small South Carolina
town where he has to do public
service after running into a
judge's fence. He can't wait to
get out of this hick burg-until
he gets an eyeful of one of the
local beauties. Suddenly,
small-town life doesn't look so
bad! "A sweetheart of a movie"
(N.Y. Daily News). With Bridget
Fonda, Woody Harrelson, George
Hamilton and Francis Sternhagen.
12:45PM
ET/11:45 C
I Spy
PG13 Time: 96
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson
team up as the classic
mismatched spy duo who must
retrieve a valuable stolen
aircraft from an international
felon in this comical remake of
the hit TV show. Murphy and
Wilson reprise the roles made
famous by Bill Cosby and Robert
Culp as the international
espionage partners who pursue
global villains for the U.S.
government. When the President
reports a vital U.S. Stealth
plane called the Switchblade
stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy),
a suave boxing champ, is paired
with Alex Scott (Wilson) a
socially awkward, but bright
government agent to find the
criminals and recover the
high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke
Janssen and Malcolm McDowell.
Directed by Betty Thomas; based
on a story by Marianne Wibberley
& Cormac Wibberley; screenplay
by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac
Wibberley and Jay Scherick &
David Ronn.
2:30PM ET/1:30
C
Spy Hard
PG13 Time: 80
Leslie Nielsen stars as Secret
Agent WD-40, a retired spy
called back to duty in order to
stop a global villain in this
hilarious action-comedy spoof.
When General Rancor plots for
world domination, Dick Steele
(Nielsen) is the only agent who
can foil the evildoer's plans.
Under his alter-ego, Agent
WD-40, Steele teams up with a
beautiful spy whose scientist
father is imprisoned under
Rancor and the duo pursue the
sinister Rancor on his secluded
tropical island. Co-starring
Nicollette Sheridan, Charles
Durning, Marcia Gay Harding,
Barry Bostwick and Andy
Griffith. Directed by Rick
Friedberg, s
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Kangaroo Jack
PG Time: 89
Two luckless pals chase a wild
kangaroo through the Australian
Outback when it hops off wearing
a jacket pocketed with mob money
in this delightful family
comedy. When best friends Louis
and Charlie accidentally get on
the wrong side of Charlie's mob
boss stepfather (Christopher
Walken), the crime king gives
the friends a business
assignment--deliver a wad of
cash to an associate in
Australia. Once in the Outback,
the pair have an unexpected
crash involving a kangaroo which
presents a great photo op--until
the stunned marsupial hops away
wearing Louis's jacket with the
all-important loot in the
pocket! With the help of a
beautiful wildlife expert,
Charlie and Louis pursue the
brutish "Jackie Legs" while
trying to elude the mob thugs on
their tail. Starring Jerry
O'Connell, Anthony Anderson,
Estella Warren, Michael Shannon
and Christopher Walken. Written
by Steve Bing and Scott
Rosenberg, based on a story by
Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien.
Directed by David McNally.
6:30PM ET/5:30
C
Tim Burton's The Nightmare
Before Christmas
PG Time: 76
The Pumpkin King of Halloween
Town has kidnapped Santa Claus
and taken over Christmas! What
can kids expect when ghosts and
ghouls start delivering their
presents? You can expect to be
wildly entertained by this
"delectably ghoulish fairy tale"
that's "fun for the whole Addams
family" (New York Times).
Directed by Henry Selick, based
on a story and characters by
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy
Nights
PG13 Time: 76
A mean-spirited drunk is kept
out of jail during the Hanukkah
season by a kindly old man who
employs him at the local
community center in this
animated musical voiced by Adam
Sandler. In a small New England
village, Davey Stone is the
local boozehound causing chaos,
wreaking havoc and ruining the
holiday season for the
townsfolk. But just as he's
about to go to jail for good,
compassionate local basketball
coach Whitey Duvall asks to use
Davey as his assistant. With
Whitey's help, Davey coaches the
kids' team and has one chance to
reform in time for the holidays.
Featuring the voices of Jackie
Titone, Austin Stout, Kevin
Nealon and Jon Lovitz. Written
by Brooks Arthur, Allen Covert,
Brad Isaacs and Adam Sandler.
Directed by Seth Kearsley. 12:50AM
ET/11:50 C
I Spy
PG13 Time: 96
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson
team up as the classic
mismatched spy duo who must
retrieve a valuable stolen
aircraft from an international
felon in this comical remake of
the hit TV show. Murphy and
Wilson reprise the roles made
famous by Bill Cosby and Robert
Culp as the international
espionage partners who pursue
global villains for the U.S.
government. When the President
reports a vital U.S. Stealth
plane called the Switchblade
stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy),
a suave boxing champ, is paired
with Alex Scott (Wilson) a
socially awkward, but bright
government agent to find the
criminals and recover the
high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke
Janssen and Malcolm McDowell.
Directed by Betty Thomas; based
on a story by Marianne Wibberley
& Cormac Wibberley; screenplay
by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac
Wibberley and Jay Scherick &
David Ronn.
2:30AM ET/1:30
C
Cruel And Unusual
R Time: 100
A serial killer posing as a
small-town novelist and English
teacher befriends a recently
orphaned brother and sister in
this harrowing thriller. Tom
Berenger stars as Ar
4:10AM ET/3:10
C
Liam
R Time: 90
Stephen Frears (The Snapper,
High Fidelity) directed this
tale of an impoverished,
desperate British family during
the 1930s, "a passionate drama
bursting with humor and
affection" (Variety). While
seven-year-old Liam, struggling
with his stutter and the demands
of his strict Catholic
education, tries to avoid sin,
the rest of his family is torn
apart by more earthly forces.
Liam's father loses his job, and
as the family sinks into
poverty, he turns his resentment
against the Jews and Irish,
ultimately joining with the
local fascist movement and
descending into violence and
terrorism. With Ian Hart (Harry
Potter and the Sorcerer's
Stone), Claire Hackett, Anthony
Borrows, David Hart, Megan
Burns. Written by Jimmy
McGovern.
5:45AM ET/4:45
C
Starsky & Hutch: HBO First Look
TVPG Time: 12
An inside look at this comedy
that updates the classic TV
series with Ben Stiller and Owen
Wilson as undercover cops who
are always on the prowl. Snoop
Dogg, Vince Vaughn and Juliette
Lewis co-star.
9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Where The River Runs Black
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
PG 1h 37m
A well-meaning priest named Father
O'Reilly (Charles Durning)
"rescues" a young orphan boy from
tribal life by bringing him to a
Catholic orphanage, but has second
thoughts when the wild boy teaches
him a thing or two about how
civilized his culture really is.
Dana Delaney, Conchata Ferrell and
Peter Horton costar in this film
from director Christopher Cain
("The Stone Boy," "Pure Country").
12:45AM ET/11:45
C
Comic Book Villains
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
The owners of rival small-town
comic book stores wage a nerdy war
of commerce and thievery with each
other when a priceless collection
of comics becomes available in
this offbeat comedy starring Donal
Logue, Michael Rapaport, Natasha
Lyonne, Eileen Brennan, D.J.
Qualls and Cary Elwes.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Kill Me Later
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 30m
Quirky comic thriller starring
Selma Blair as Shawn, a suicidal
bank employee who doesn't much
care when she's taken hostage by
Charlie (Max Beesley), whose
intended robbery of her bank has
gone seriously awry. Soon Shawn
and Charlie are on the run from
the law and falling in love,
causing him to become increasingly
reluctant to fulfill his promise
to "kill her later." D.W. Moffett,
O'Neal Compton, Lochlyn Munro and
Brendan Fehr costar.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
She's Having A Baby
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 46m
Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern
are cute Chicago Yuppie couple
Jake and Kristy Briggs, whose
brand-new marriage is tested when
they have trouble getting pregnant
and struggle with money in this
sharply observed domestic
comedy-drama from writer/director
John Hughes ("The Breakfast Club,"
"Sixteen Candles"). Alec Baldwin,
Edie McClurg, Paul Gleason,
Holland Taylor and William Windom
costar.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Vanilla Sky
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 16m
Tom Cruise delivers one of his
finest performances in this
unforgettable film that reunites
him with Cameron Crowe, the
director of "Jerry Maguire." The
charmed life of young, handsome
and wealthy publishing tycoon
David Aames (Cruise) seems somehow
incomplete until he meets the
woman of his dreams (Penelope
Cruz). But a fateful encounter
with a jealous lover (Cameron
Diaz) sends David's world out of
control, rocketing him on a
rollercoaster ride of romance,
sex, suspicion and
dreams...leading to a shocking,
final awakening.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Two To Tango
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - SL 47m
Teri takes control of her
obsession with Damon; Bird insults
a local politician; Maxine pursues
a celebrity educator to help her
daughter learn to read.
10:50PM ET/9:50
C
L'Ennui
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 53m
Tim rejects Jenny, who learns
about Marina's other lover; Bette
struggles with fears about
parenthood, as Dana runs from Lara
and Kit is stung when her son
doesn't show up for their meeting.
11:45PM ET/10:45
C
Double Whammy
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Wry comedy from writer/director
Tom DiCillo ("Living in Oblivion")
stars Denis Leary as Ray, a
widowed New York cop on disability
leave since his botched handling
of a fast food restaurant hold-up
led to a bad back and bad PR. As
Ray begins to shed his "loser"
self-image with help from a pretty
chiropractor (Elizabeth Hurley),
some residents of his apartment
building - including the vengeful,
spoiled daughter of his super
(Luis Guzman) and a pair of
devious screenwriters - hatch
dangerous schemes. Steve Buscemi
and Donald Faison costar.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
She's Having A Baby
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 46m
Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern
are cute Chicago Yuppie couple
Jake and Kristy Briggs, whose
brand-new marriage is tested when
they have trouble getting pregnant
and struggle with money in this
sharply observed domestic
comedy-drama from writer/director
John Hughes ("The Breakfast Club,"
"Sixteen Candles"). Alec Baldwin,
Edie McClurg, Paul Gleason,
Holland Taylor and William Windom
costar.
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7:10AM ET/6:10 C
On The Set: Hidalgo
A behind the scenes look at the making of
Hidalgo featuring Viggo Mortensen.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Into Thin Air: Death On Everest
Climbers scale Mount Everest in 1996, but
a blizzard kills several in the
expedition.
9:05AM ET/8:05 C
The New Adventures Of Pinocchio
Pinocchio and his father Geppetto are held
captive by the evil circus owner Madame
Flambeau.
10:35AM ET/9:35 C
Scenes From a Mall
A married couple (Woody Allen, Bette
Midler) celebrating their 16th anniversary
spend the day arguing at the mall.
12:05PM ET/11:05 C
Invincible
True story of a Jewish strongman becoming
a sensation performing in Berlin at
Hanussen's Theatre of the Occult just as
the gathering storm of Nazi Germany takes
hold. Tim Roth also stars in this film
from accalimed director Werner Herzog.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Sweet Home Alabama
A famous New York designer set to wed the
mayor's son must return to her small
southern town and put an end to her first
marriage.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Hollywood One On One
Host Scott Patrick interviews the stars of
recent, big-hit movies.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Broadcast News
Up-and-coming female television news
producer must choose romantically between
an investigative reporter and a
not-terribly-bright but attractive anchor.
7:15PM ET/6:15 C
Our Song
Three long time friends in Brooklyn face
the brink of womanhood and the changes
that come with it.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Punch-Drunk Love
HDTV
Adam Sandler stars as a man whose
inability to love gets a serious challenge
in the form of Emma Watson.
10:45PM ET/9:45 C
Sweet Home Alabama
A famous New York designer set to wed the
mayor's son must return to her small
southern town and put an end to her first
marriage.
12:40AM ET/11:40 C
Long Time Dead
A group of young Londoners using a Ouija
board unleash an evil spirit that targets
the players for a gruesome and deadly
encounter.
2:20AM ET/1:20 C
Gabriela
A therapist in a mental hospital gets
involved in a love triangle after he falls
for a co-worker with a fiance.
3:55AM ET/2:55 C
Harrison's Flowers
The wife of a missing photojournalist
refuses to believe he's dead, so she
travels to Yugoslavia to find him herself.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Vanilla Sky
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 16m
Tom Cruise delivers one
of his finest
performances in this
unforgettable film that
reunites him with
Cameron Crowe, the
director of "Jerry
Maguire." The charmed
life of young, handsome
and wealthy publishing
tycoon David Aames
(Cruise) seems somehow
incomplete until he
meets the woman of his
dreams (Penelope Cruz).
But a fateful encounter
with a jealous lover
(Cameron Diaz) sends
David's world out of
control, rocketing him
on a rollercoaster ride
of romance, sex,
suspicion and
dreams...leading to a
shocking, final
awakening.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Two To Tango
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - SL 47m
Teri takes control of
her obsession with
Damon; Bird insults a
local politician; Maxine
pursues a celebrity
educator to help her
daughter learn to read.
10:50PM ET/9:50
C
L'Ennui
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 53m
Tim rejects Jenny, who
learns about Marina's
other lover; Bette
struggles with fears
about parenthood, as
Dana runs from Lara and
Kit is stung when her
son doesn't show up for
their meeting.
11:45PM ET/10:45
C
Double Whammy
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Wry comedy from
writer/director Tom
DiCillo ("Living in
Oblivion") stars Denis
Leary as Ray, a widowed
New York cop on
disability leave since
his botched handling of
a fast food restaurant
hold-up led to a bad
back and bad PR. As Ray
begins to shed his
"loser" self-image with
help from a pretty
chiropractor (Elizabeth
Hurley), some residents
of his apartment
building - including the
vengeful, spoiled
daughter of his super
(Luis Guzman) and a pair
of devious screenwriters
- hatch dangerous
schemes. Steve Buscemi
and Donald Faison
costar.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
She's Having A Baby
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 46m
Kevin Bacon and
Elizabeth McGovern are
cute Chicago Yuppie
couple Jake and Kristy
Briggs, whose brand-new
marriage is tested when
they have trouble
getting pregnant and
struggle with money in
this sharply observed
domestic comedy-drama
from writer/director
John Hughes ("The
Breakfast Club,"
"Sixteen Candles"). Alec
Baldwin, Edie McClurg,
Paul Gleason, Holland
Taylor and William
Windom costar.