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8:00PM ET/7:00 C My Wife and Kids
"The Lady is not a Tramp" Michael's
imagination takes off when he finds a package of condoms in daughter
Claire's backpack the same day her boyfriend, Tony, is returning
from a month in the desert.
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8:30PM ET/7:30 C My Wife and Kids
"Meet the Parents" Grandparents-to-be Michael and Jay must figure
out a way to stand up to Vanessa's gregarious parents, who are
trying to bully them into buying things that will benefit them, not
the baby.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C Kingdom Hospital
"The West Side of Midnight" Peter channels questions and messages
from Kingdom Hospital's nine-year-old spiritual prisoner, Mary,
through to Dr. Hook and Mrs. Druse, while his psychotic roommate
begins to carry out the evil intentions of Mary's very wicked
nemesis, Paul.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C The King of Queens
"Foe: Pa" Doug must devise a plan to reconcile father and daughter when Arthur
embarrasses Carrie at a job interview.
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9:30PM ET/8:30 C The Stones
"Seamus on You" Stan and Barbara attempt to outdo one another in a divorce gift-giving
battle. Meanwhile, Seamus, a hunky party boy whom Karly met one summer
in Ireland and thought was her soulmate, pays her an unexpected visit.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
No Description Available.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C The West Wing
"The Supremes"
When a Republican Supreme Court justice suddenly dies,
the Bartlet administration scrambles to find a worthy
replacement and the halls are flooded with candidates
-- but the President (Martin Sheen) senses that the
process is a political minefield until Josh (Bradley
Whitford) hits upon a wild plan that could open the
door for an unthinkable liberal (guest star Glenn
Close, "Fatal Attraction"). The game continues as
potential judicial nominees are marched in and out,
some serving only as press decoys, but everyone gets
curious when the President meets with a bright but
conservative judge (guest star William Fichtner, "The
Perfect Storm"). John Spencer, Richard Schiff, Allison
Janney, Dule Hill, Janel Moloney, Joshia Malina and
Lily Tomlin also star.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C Law & Order
"Evil Breeds" When an elderly woman is found beaten to death in her
apartment, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green
(Jesse L. Martin) believe the murder to be the work of
an ambulette driver and his coworkers who had been
robbing their elderly passengers. However, when the
thieves produce an alibi for the murder, the
detectives discover the victim was the lead witness in
the deportation prosecution of an alleged Nazi war
criminal thus creating a new motive for this murder.
Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and
S.Epatha Merkerson also star.
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11:35 PM ET/10:35
PM C THE
TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO
GUESTS
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ebert &
Roper
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C Smallville
"Perry" Perry White (guest star Michael McKean, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show), a
once- promising journalist whose career was destroyed by Lionel Luthor
(John Glover), arrives in Smallville in search of alien stories for a
tabloid news show. In spite of being constantly inebriated, Perry
believes he has witnessed Clark (Tom Welling) using his extraordinary
speed, so he devises a dangerous scheme to expose Clark's superpowers.
Meanwhile, Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) learns that Perry has powerful
incriminating evidence of Lionel's shady past.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C Smallville
"You Say It, We Play It" You said it, we're gonna play it! Don't miss the third of your five
favorite Smallville episodes, Wednesday, 9/8c, after "Perry."
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C Secrets Of Ancient China
Explores facets of ancient China - The Great Wall, The
Forbidden City Palace, The Temple of Heaven and others -
that continue to play a part in the cultural and tourist
makeup of this vast country.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Mysterious Hanging Coffins Of China
China's leading explorers have been trying to save the last
vestiges of a society that buried their dead in coffins
hanging off the side of limestone cliffs. Pollution,
encroaching urbanization and graverobbers threaten to
destroy these artifacts.
 8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Arctic Mission
"Washed Away" No Description Available.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C HD In The Making: Arctic Mission
No Description Available.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Valley Of The T-rex
Travel along with the most famous paleontologist in the
world, "Jack" Horner, as he continues in his search for the
lost world of the most famous dinosaur of all time. His
research indicates that the T-Rex might not have been a
predator after all.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C Great Books
"Wuthering Heights" Emily Brontë lived like a recluse in a fantasy world that
she and her siblings started when she was six. "Wuthering
Heights,"a novel of thwarted passion and cruelty that was
considered immoral when first published.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C A Wedding Story
"Marni & Praveen" No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C A Makeover Story
"Grande Opening" No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C Surprise By Design
"Pillar Of Strength" Pam and Karen are sisters and best friends who live three
blocks from each other. Pam's husband, Chris, died suddenly
seven years ago. Karen wants to help boost Pam's spirits
with a special bedroom makeover.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Treasure Troves" Unique collections unite these three homes. Dr. Lucky's
fascinations with yo-yo's has taken over his home. A woman
has 'encrusted' her home with everything from fake food to
Lego sculptures. And tattoo artist collects Samurai swords
and shrunken heads.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Bizarre Wheels" What's more bizarre - a raft of the wackiest art cars you'll
ever see - or their owners? You be the judge.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C Insectia
"The Grand Alliance"
The battle between plants and insects rages everyday along
the Amazon. These archenemies cohabitate along the river
despite the fact that over 80% of the flowering plants rely
on insects for pollination and the sap of some plants is
poisonous to insects.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers
"The Red Deer"
The Red Deer River has a magnificent mix of nature and
culture. It rises out of a glacier in Banff, meanders
through the grasslands, and cuts through the Alberta
badlands.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C Mysterious Hanging Coffins Of China
China's leading explorers have been trying to save the last
vestiges of a society that buried their dead in coffins
hanging off the side of limestone cliffs. Pollution,
encroaching urbanization and graverobbers threaten to
destroy these artifacts.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Arctic Mission
"Washed Away" No Description Available.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C HD In The Making: Arctic Mission
No Description Available.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Urban Wild
"Toronto" Toronto's wildlife, centered around Lake Ontario, is
flourishing. More wildlife dwells in the city today than a
century ago. City planners designed many parks and waterways
creating inviting habitats for racoons, foxes and the unique
black squirrel.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Luxury Planes
Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in
personal jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom
design of a $50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet
charters, climb inside the most exclusive planes on the
runway.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C Rides
"Heavy Metal" Justin Scott Patefield is a 29-year-old hot rod builder
who's grabbed the attention of the custom car world. He and
his team of hip builders are throwbacks to the old-school
ways of building cars. They drag a rusty heap into their
garage and rip into it.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part One
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and
follow the evolution of modern scientific theories.
Utilizing present-day science fact, follow Verne's Victorian
explorers of science fiction by comparing their methods to
practical methodology.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C Luxury Planes
Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in
personal jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom
design of a $50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet
charters, climb inside the most exclusive planes on the
runway.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C Rides
"Heavy Metal" Justin Scott Patefield is a 29-year-old hot rod builder
who's grabbed the attention of the custom car world. He and
his team of hip builders are throwbacks to the old-school
ways of building cars. They drag a rusty heap into their
garage and rip into it.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part One
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and
follow the evolution of modern scientific theories.
Utilizing present-day science fact, follow Verne's Victorian
explorers of science fiction by comparing their methods to
practical methodology.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Insectia
"Masquerade" Meet insects playing an unusual game of hide-and-seek using
biomimicry. This highly refined camouflage tactic can mean
the difference between life and death for some very special
insects in the lush tropical jungle of Costa Rica.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C Great Canadian Rivers
"Klinaklini, The" The Klinaklini River begins 12,900 feet above the Pacific
Ocean, but only takes a short 200 kilometer course to
complete it's journey. The early Chilcotan people named the
river "Klinaklini, or "the river that winds back on itself."
3:00AM ET/2:00 C Luxury Planes
Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in
personal jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom
design of a $50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet
charters, climb inside the most exclusive planes on the
runway.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C Rides
"Heavy Metal" Justin Scott Patefield is a 29-year-old hot rod builder
who's grabbed the attention of the custom car world. He and
his team of hip builders are throwbacks to the old-school
ways of building cars. They drag a rusty heap into their
garage and rip into it.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part One
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and
follow the evolution of modern scientific theories.
Utilizing present-day science fact, follow Verne's Victorian
explorers of science fiction by comparing their methods to
practical methodology.
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3/24
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National Basketball Association
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Sacramento @ LA Lakers
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10:30
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3/25
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National Hockey League
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Detroit @ Colorado
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8:00
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3/26
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National Basketball Association
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Minnesota @ LA Lakers
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10:30
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3/27
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NCAA Women's Basketball Championships
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East Regional Semifinal- Hartford, CT
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12:00
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3/27
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NCAA Women's Basketball Championships
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East Regional Semifinal- Hartford, CT
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2:30
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3/29
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NCAA Women's Basketball Championships
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East Regional Final- Hartford, CT
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C NAPTE Super Session: Loose Cannons
Industry mavericks talk about current events, politics, and the state of
the media. Moderator: Larry King, Larry King Live Panelists: Mark Cuban, HDNet Pat Croce, Pat Croce: Moving In Roger King, CBS Enterprises/King World Productions Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer Show Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura
7:00AM ET/6:00 C Square Pegs
No Joy in Weemawee - Patty and Lauren find popularity within their grasp
when pal Johnny Slash's home run hitting streak attracts the attention
of Steve Sax, the Dodgers' 1982 National League Rookie of the Year, who
scouts a Weemawee game to see the new wave wonder.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C Some of My Best Friends
The Marriage Counselor - When Connie confides to Warren and Pino that
she fears her husband is bored with her in the boudoir, Warren convinces
her that she has nothing to worry about if she uses a sexy technique
called "the boomerang." But when Connie's new bedroom move makes her
husband suspicious that she's been seeing someone on the side, Frankie
is beside himself with fear that his parents are going to break up.
 8:00AM ET/7:00 C Higher Definition
Robert Benton, Peter Hedges - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky
sits down for a one-on-one with Robert Benton, a three-time Academy
Award Winner, to talk about his new film The Human Stain.
Screenwriter/Director Peter Hedges talks about the making of his new
movie Pieces of April, and why he chose to shoot it digitally; plus,
previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Sawmill / Timber Frame - Welcome to the outstanding, environmentally
friendly, creative community of Squamish, British Columbia.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C Wild Secrets
Australian Brush Turkey: Recipe for Success - This is the amazing tale
of the Australian brush turkey which hatches its young in a compost
heap. It's a unique recipe for parenting success, but perhaps not a
craze that will catch on.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C Across America
Rugby, Beer Festival - This week on Across America: when you just can't
quit - rugby for the over-45 set. And beer lovers follow the trail of
foam to Denver for the Great American Beer Festival.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C HDNet World Report
In the Path of the Storm: The Science Behind Hurricanes - They are
called nature's biggest storms. Join HDNet World Report as it
investigates what is known about tracking hurricanes, the damage they
can do, and what should be done about people who build in the path of
the storm.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C HDNet World Report
America: From the Front to the Homefront - HDNet World Report travels to
North Carolina to hear first hand from members of the American military
and their families, about their feelings on service in Iraq. Listen to
those who have just arrived home from long tours, and those who are
about to be on their way.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C Designing America
Cantoni Design - Tour time at the home of a famous basketball star and
an interior design view of the home of the man behind the Cantoni
Furniture chain as well as how to organize your holiday decorations for
next year and a peek into the latest and greatest kitchen gadgets.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C An American In Canada
Jake and the Fat Men - When Bill is inaugurated as skip of his curling
team, Jake and Judy find themselves dating -- other people. Bill sets up
Judy with a curling buddy, Derricks sets up Jake with his sister and
Dennis tries to smuggle porn into Canada.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C Thieves
Liver Let Die - Johnny and Rita chase members of a criminal ring trading
black-market organs. They retrieve a missing liver and save the life of
a Senator's daughter.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C True Music
Matchbox 20, Squint - This True Music episode is packed with star power!
First, you'll get to see the new hi-def music video from Matchbox 20,
then you'll be impressed with the alternative rock sound of Louisiana
based band Squint. And just in time for their sophomore album release,
the rock act Tantric will be playing their hit song "Breakdown" for True
Music.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C Hogan's Heroes
It's Dynamite - Expecting an Allied invasion, the Nazis start mining
bridges and Hogan undertakes to find the location of the bridges
involved.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C That's Life
Miracle at the Cucina - In the week of Cucina DeLucca's grand opening,
the DeLucca family has a scare when Lydia learns there's a lump in her
breast; Paulie meets Plum's father.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C Charlie's Angels
The Vegas Connection - Charlie's Angels turn the tables on a Las Vegas
con artist who blackmails wealthy former chorus girls who assures young
girls of a lucrative job in a Las Vegas nightclub chorus line in
exchange for sideline prostitution. When any of his showgirl-prostitutes
marry into wealth, Harper blackmails them with photographs of their past
exploits. That is, until one of his blackmail victims hires Charlie's
Angels to put a stop to his setup.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C NHL Hockey
Chicago @ Colorado Special Encore Presentation
6:30PM ET/5:30 C Hollywood HD
TV Festival, Dawn of the Dead Premiere - The Museum of Television and
Radio presents a festival of hit TV shows and famous personalities, the
red carpet comes alive at the Dawn of the Dead premiere, and we get an
insiders look at how they create the special effects for C.S.I.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C Gilley's - Behind the Bull
Perfect Stranger - Gilley's, the nightclub used in the movie Urban
Cowboy, has relocated in Dallas, Texas with a larger venue, better sound
and a big line up of bands. Gilley's - Behind the Bull brings you up
close and personal with the band Perfect Stranger who will entertain you
for a full hour with stories and songs.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C Hollywood HD - Premiere
Ladykillers Premiere, C.S.I. Makeup Effects - Tom Hanks steals the
spotlight at The Ladykillers premiere, we visit with the special effects
make-up guru of C.S.I. and the dysfunctional family of Arrested
Development get their due from the Museum of Television and Radio.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C HDNet World Report - Premiere
U.S.A: Getting Back into Space - World Report looks at the fortune and
failure of the United States Space program, and the direction it will
take in the future. From the death of the astronauts in the shuttle
disaster to the success of the Mars rovers, join HDNet World Report for
the clearest look at your world...from high Earth orbit in high
definition.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C Across America - Premiere
Political Volunteers, Hollywood Fans - Political volunteers ride the
highs and lows of campaigning and Ron Kruck takes us to Hollywood to
show us what it takes to be a truly dedicated fan.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C Designing America - Premiere
Paris in Springtime! - Tour Time travels to Paris, a 1950's bungalow
turns into a modern "land loft", meet a wrought iron artist, and
experience a media room makeover!
10:00PM ET/9:00 C Messages from the Past
Message from the Past: Indus - As a sea port, Dora Vira was a center of
trade with Mesopotamia. It was known as the capital of water as the
citizens learned how to store water from the river, rainwater and
aquifers.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C Hollywood HD
Ladykillers Premiere, C.S.I. Makeup Effects - Tom Hanks steals the
spotlight at The Ladykillers premiere, we visit with the special effects
make-up guru of C.S.I. and the dysfunctional family of Arrested
Development get their due from the Museum of Television and Radio.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C HDNet World Report
U.S.A: Getting Back into Space - World Report looks at the fortune and
failure of the United States Space program, and the direction it will
take in the future. From the death of the astronauts in the shuttle
disaster to the success of the Mars rovers, join HDNet World Report for
the clearest look at your world...from high Earth orbit in high
definition.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C Across America
Political Volunteers, Hollywood Fans - Political volunteers ride the
highs and lows of campaigning and Ron Kruck takes us to Hollywood to
show us what it takes to be a truly dedicated fan.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C Designing America
Paris in Springtime! - Tour Time travels to Paris, a 1950's bungalow
turns into a modern "land loft", meet a wrought iron artist, and
experience a media room makeover!
1:00AM ET/12:00 C Messages from the Past
Message from the Past: Indus - As a sea port, Dora Vira was a center of
trade with Mesopotamia. It was known as the capital of water as the
citizens learned how to store water from the river, rainwater and
aquifers.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C NAPTE Super Session: Loose Cannons
Industry mavericks talk about current events, politics, and the state of
the media. Moderator: Larry King, Larry King Live Panelists: Mark Cuban, HDNet Pat Croce, Pat Croce: Moving In Roger King, CBS Enterprises/King World Productions Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer Show Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura
3:00AM ET/2:00 C Bikini Destinations
South Beach - Take a trip with our bikini models into the Everglades as
they get up close and personal with alligators. Then view Miami from a
cigarette boat and party the night away at Nikki's beach.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C The Fugitive
Guilt - In a small Southern town, Kimble befriends a young former
hoodlum and risks his own capture to help the young man escape wrongful
imprisonment resulting from the criminal acts of the sheriff's vengeful
son.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C First Monday
Family Affairs - Joe Novelli's life is turned upside down when a
reporter learns his family may have ties to the mob.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C Tracks Ahead
Trains of Cuba - Explore the beauty of western and central Cuba. Then it
is off to New Hampshire, to ride a portion of the remaining Maine
Central Railroad, now the Conway Scenic Railway.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C Justice
NR - 1:20 - 2003 Cast: Erik Palladino, Catherine Kellner, Daphne Rubin-Vega Director:
Evan Oppenheimer After a tragedy, a comic book writer searches for the perfect crime
fighting hero.
 8:30AM ET/7:30 C Time After Time
PG - 1:52 - 1979 Cast: Malcolm McDowell, David Warner, Mary Steenburgen Director:
Nicholas Meyer H.G. Wells must travel to the future after Jack the Ripper escapes by
stealing his time machine.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C Company Man
PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000 Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter
Askin This comedy focuses on a teacher turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel
Castro.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C Lush Life
R - 1:45 - 1993 Cast: Forest Whitaker, Jeff Goldblum, Kathy Baker Director: Michael
Elias Life of two best friends who play jazz in night clubs.
1:45PM ET/12:45 C Justice
NR - 1:20 - 2003 Cast: Erik Palladino, Catherine Kellner, Daphne Rubin-Vega Director:
Evan Oppenheimer After a tragedy, a comic book writer searches for the perfect crime
fighting hero.
3:15PM ET/2:15 C Bronco Billy
PG - 1:59 - 1980 Cast: Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis Director: Clint
Eastwood Bronco Billy's Wild West Show is in financial trouble. When a new
performer joins the group, she brings even more bad luck upon the show.
5:15PM ET/4:15 C Ghosts of Mississippi
PG-13 - 2:10 - 1996 Cast: Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Virginia Madsen Director: Rob Reiner Sixty years after the murder of a civil rights leader, his killer is
brought to trial.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C Company Man
PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000 Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter
Askin This comedy focuses on a teacher turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel
Castro.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C 1492: Conquest of Paradise
PG-13 - 2:25 - 1992 Cast: Gerard Depardieu, Armand Assante, Sigourney Weaver Director:
Ridley Scott The story of Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas and its
effect on the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C Hamburger Hill
R - 1:49 - 1987 Cast: Anthony Barrile, Don Cheadle, Dylan McDermott Director: John Irvin A vivid and realistic Vietnam war film about the gruesome battle for
Hamburger Hill.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C A Clockwork Orange
R - 2:16 - 1971 Cast: Malcolm McDowell, Patrick Magee, Michael Bates Director: Stanley
Kubrick A violent gang leader in futuristic Britain is captured and goes through
aversion therapy in order to shorten his jail sentence.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C Hamburger Hill
R - 1:49 - 1987 Cast: Anthony Barrile, Don Cheadle, Dylan McDermott Director: John Irvin A vivid and realistic Vietnam war film about the gruesome battle for
Hamburger Hill.
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7:30AM ET/6:30
C Living It Up
TVG Time: 94 Laugh it up with riotous Martin and Lewis as they romp
through one of their most sparkling and popular
movies, a 1954 musical remake of the screwball '30s
classic, Nothing Sacred. Supposedly a doomed victim of
radiation, Jerry takes off for what the country
believes is a final fling. He becomes the toast of New
York while doctor pal Dean helps him carry out the
hoax. Janet Leigh plays the reporter who turns hapless
Lewis into a celebrity.
 9:05AM ET/8:05 C Like Mike
PG Time: 99 Lil' Bow Wow stars as a young orphan who becomes an
NBA superstar when he acquires a pair of sneakers once
owned by a basketball legend. The shoes are
electrocuted as young Calvin makes a wish to be like
his idol and soon he's dribbling circles around the
best ball players in the NBA. As Calvin tries to
conceal his secret shoes from the media, he leads the
L.A. Knights to the playoffs...and continues his
search for an adoptive family. Morris Chestnut,
Jonathan Lipnicki, Robert Forster, Crispin Glover and
Eugene Levy co-star in this hilarious, heartwarming
film.
10:45AM ET/9:45 C High Crimes
PG13 Time: 115 Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman (co-stars of Kiss the
Girls) reteam for this intense legal thriller about a
beautiful attorney who defends her husband against the
Army's charges that he killed innocent civilians
during a mission in a Latin American village. Jim
Caviezel plays the accused man whose charges may be
part of a military cover-up...or something far more
treacherous. It's up to his sexy, high-profile wife
(Judd) to get to the bottom of the mystery, but her
only hope lies in a troubled co-counsel (Freeman)
whose alcohol problem could doom the case. Also with
Adam Scott and Amanda Peet. Directed by Carl Franklin.
12:45PM ET/11:45 C Two Weeks Notice
PG13 Time: 101 A Harvard-educated attorney prepares to leave her job
to rid herself of her egotistical boss's trifling
demands in this witty romantic comedy. Sandra Bullock
stars as the pretty, intelligent Lucy Kelson whose
work as an environmental lawyer-activist crosses paths
with arrogant real-estate mogul George Wade (Hugh
Grant). Impressed by her style and savvy, George hires
Lucy as his Chief Counsel, but when she spends more
time bickering with her boss and choosing his
wardrobe, she throws in the towel and sends George her
two weeks notice. Co-starring Alicia Witt, Dana Ivey,
Robert Klein, Heather Burns, David Haig and Dorian
Missick. Written and directed by Marc Lawrence.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C The Guilty
R Time: 111 A recently paroled youth's discovery that his real
father is a shifty attorney leads the boy into a
sticky situation involving blackmail, double-cross and
murder. Bill Pullman stars as the smarmy lawyer who
needs a contract killer to take out a woman who claims
he raped her. Devon Sawa is the young delinquent who
unwittingly becomes involved in the murder plot...and
who might be left to take the fall for his dastardly
old dad in this slick suspense-thriller. With
Gabrielle Anwar, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C Chain Reaction
PG13 Time: 106 Ace scientist Eddie Kasalvich (Keanu Reeves) is a man
on the run in this high-voltage suspense thriller. As
the key man in a Chicago-based secret energy project,
Eddie suddenly finds himself suspected of murder and
firebombing his lab. Now he's fleeing the Windy City
with the F.B.I., C.I.A., and corporate bad guys on his
tail. One thing he's sure of: something's got to
give... or someone's going to die.
6:15PM ET/5:15 C Cinemax Spoken & Stirred: March 2004
TVPG Time: 12 No Description Available.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C The First Wives Club
PG Time: 102 Three of Hollywood's funniest ladies are delectable as
scorned wives gleefully taking on their exes in a
battle of the sexes, '90s-style. Revenge is riotously
sweet as the witchy trio sets out to do in the hubbies
who done them wrong. A "highly enjoyable film romp"
(Variety) sparked by three comic divas in their prime.
With Dan Hedaya, Stockard Channing, Maggie Smith,
James Naughton and Sarah Jessica Parker.
8:15PM ET/7:15 C Deliver Us From Eva
R Time: 105 A tyrannical young woman dominates her younger
sisters' lives causing misery to their beaus, until
the men hire a suave paramour to whisk Eva off her
feet...and out of their lives. Since the death of
their parents, Eva (Gabrielle Union) has been the
domineering voice of the four Dandridge sisters
dictating whom they can date, love and marry. When her
sisters' lovers get tired of being bullied by Eva,
they employ sexy Ray (LL Cool J) to charm her off her
feet...but complications ensue when the notorious
player begins to develop genuine affection for Eva.
With Duane Martin, Essence Atkins, Robbine Lee, Meagan
Good and Mel Jackson. Written by Gary Hardwick, James
Iver Mattson and B.E. Brauner. Directed by Gary
Hardwick.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C Two Weeks Notice
PG13 Time: 101 A Harvard-educated attorney prepares to leave her job
to rid herself of her egotistical boss's trifling
demands in this witty romantic comedy. Sandra Bullock
stars as the pretty, intelligent Lucy Kelson whose
work as an environmental lawyer-activist crosses paths
with arrogant real-estate mogul George Wade (Hugh
Grant). Impressed by her style and savvy, George hires
Lucy as his Chief Counsel, but when she spends more
time bickering with her boss and choosing his
wardrobe, she throws in the towel and sends George her
two weeks notice. Co-starring Alicia Witt, Dana Ivey,
Robert Klein, Heather Burns, David Haig and Dorian
Missick. Written and directed by Marc Lawrence.
11:45PM ET/10:45 C Intimate Sessions 05: Sheryl
TVMA Time: 25 Thirteen women tell their innermost secrets--and seek
help for their most intimate problems--in this
sizzling adult series.
12:15AM ET/11:15 C Young And Seductive
TVMA Time: 87 A murder leads a detective into an underworld of
fetishistic sex where he becomes involved with a
gorgeous sex researcher who knew the victim. Julian
Wells, Robert Donavan, Alana Evans, Dru Berrymore and
David Usher star. Directed by Lucas Riley.
1:40AM ET/12:40 C Zero Tolerance
R Time: 92 When a drug bust goes bad, a vicious dealer's henchmen
take an FBI agent's family hostage...then brutally
kill them. Now the Fed's off the force but still on
the case--and determined to make the men responsible
pay with their own lives!
3:15AM ET/2:15 C Friday The 13th Part Vi--jason Lives
R Time: 87 Calling all campers! Lightning needs to strike only
once in this electrifying sequel before creepy old
Jason is jolted back to knife-wielding life. You just
can't keep a hockey-masked hobgoblin down! With Thom
Mathews.
4:45AM ET/3:45 C The Piano
R Time: 120 A passionate love affair ignites between an unhappily
married mute woman and the man who bought her
cherished piano in this acclaimed drama. Ada is a mute
Scottish widow who agrees to an arranged marriage with
a prominent New Zealand landowner, bringing only her
young daughter and a cherished piano. When her new
husband refuses to transport the piano to his home, it
is sold to George, a recently converted Maori
tribesman who is taken by Ada. He offers to sell her
back the piano--one lesson at a time--and a romance
soon develops...with dire consequences. Holly Hunter
and Anna Paquin both won Oscars(R) (Best Actress and
Best Supporting Actress, respectively) for their
powerful performances in this 1993 hit. Harvey Keitel
and Sam Neill co-star. Written and directed by Jane
Campion. "A severely beautiful, mysterious movie that,
as if by magic, liberates the romantic imagination."
(The New York Times).
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7:15AM ET/6:15 C Path To War
TV14 Time: 164 As the successor to a martyred president, Lyndon Johnson
hoped to transform America into a "Great Society" of equal
opportunity. What he became was the symbol of the most
unpopular war in U.S. history. From acclaimed director John
Frankenheimer (The Manchurian Candidate) comes this powerful
drama of soaring ambition and shattered dreams that takes a
provocative insider's look at the way our country goes to
war--as seen from inside the LBJ White House leading up to
and during Vietnam. Based on public documents and extensive
interviews, the film stars Michael Gambon as the former
president who allowed himself to be persuaded by his
advisors to increase the U.S. military presence in Vietnam
at the expense of his vision of a Great Society. Written by
Daniel Giat; co-starring John Aylward, Bruce McGill, Cliff
DeYoung and Felicity Huffman. Widescreen.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C Mrs. Doubtfire
PG13 Time: 125 Life is a drag--literally!--for a divorced actor whose wife
gets full custody of his adored kids. To be near them, Robin
Williams dresses up as sweet Mrs. Doubtfire and gets hired
as the family nanny! "Williams is a drag-out hit" (Hollywood
Reporter) as the loving dad in this hit family comedy. Sally
Field is his long-suffering wife, and Pierce Brosnan plays
her new beau. With Harvey Fierstein (Torch Song Trilogy).
12:15PM ET/11:15 C The Man Who Knew Too Little
PG Time: 93 Don't tell geeky tourist Bill Murray, but that London spy
"game" he's playing is for real! When Murray takes in some
interactive theater on his English holiday, he pratfalls
right into a thicket of thugs, secret agents and sultry
allure (courtesy of Willow's Joanne Whalley). The dossier
says "screwball fun" in this loopy spoof of Cold War capers.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C Hollywood Ending
PG13 Time: 112 Woody Allen needs a seeing-eye assistant in this riotous
ribtickler about a fading filmmaker whose last chance to
bask in the limelight of studio success is threatened by
psychosomatic blindness. Val Waxman (Allen) hasn't made a
hit film in years, but when a big studio project pops up on
the horizon, his ex-wife manages to land him the job. Just
one problem: the neurotic Val is suddenly unable to see.
It's up to his wacky agent to keep a lid on this unsightly
secret while hiring an assistant to help Val get the film in
the can. It's comedy havoc as only Woody Allen can create!
George Hamilton, Tea Leoni, Debra Messing, Mark Rydell and
Treat Williams co-star.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C Catch Me If You Can
PG13 Time: 140 Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not
bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not
even graduated from high school. From director Steven
Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring
Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs,
checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the
FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the
driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal
quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and
Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the
book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C The Sopranos 55: Where's Johnny?
TVMA Time: 54 Tony's power-sharing plan doesn't fly with Johnny Sack, who
makes his point through a bookie named Lorraine Calluzzo.
Out on parole, Feech La Manna (Robert Loggia) crosses Paulie
in his attempt to break into the landscaping business; Tony
gets a roommate; and Junior searches for the remains of the
past while testing the patience of those closest to him.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C Deadwood 01: Deadwood
TVMA Time: 61 In the Series Premiere, Montana marshal Seth Bullock
executes a last act of justice and relocates to a
gold-mining camp known as Deadwood, where he and partner Sol
Star look to start a hardware business. Bullock soon crosses
paths with another new arrival--legendary gunfighter Wild
Bill Hickok--and clashes with the formidable boss of the Gem
Saloon, Al Swearengen. For his part, Swearengen must handle
the deadly result of a run-in between one of his whores and
a trick, while brokering the sale of a gold claim to wealthy
New York socialite Brom Garret. When reports come of the
massacre of a frontier family by Indians, a suspicious
Bullock and Hickok ride out in search of survivors; for
Swearengen, the results are bad for business.

11:50PM ET/10:50 C Catch Me If You Can
PG13 Time: 140 Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not
bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not
even graduated from high school. From director Steven
Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring
Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs,
checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the
FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the
driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal
quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and
Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the
book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.
2:15AM ET/1:15 C Body Parts
R Time: 88 A medical miracle turns into a living nightmare for an
accident victim in this gruesome suspense-drama.
Psychologist Jeff Fahey (Impulse) loses his arm in a car
wreck, and agrees to an experimental replacement from an
unknown donor. Soon, he's plagued by awful nightmares--and
the new arm seems to have developed a mind of its own! Also
with Brad Dourif, Lindsay Duncan and Kim Delaney (TV's NYPD
Blue).
5:00AM ET/4:00 C Full Metal Jacket
R Time: 116 Here is legendary director Stanley Kubrick's blistering and
boldly graphic look into the ferocious soul of the Vietnam
War. Kubrick's hauntingly surreal vision--from the
dehumanizing brutality of basic training to the nightmarish
hell of battle--is "unforgettable, a brilliant piece of
moviemaking you'll talk about for days and think about for
weeks" (Newsday). With Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin and
Dorian Harewood.
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WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV Stereo PG 1h 37m A well-meaning priest named Father O'Reilly (Charles
Durning) "rescues" a young orphan boy from tribal life
by bringing him to a Catholic orphanage, but has second
thoughts when the wild boy teaches him a thing or two
about how civilized his culture really is. Dana Delaney,
Conchata Ferrell and Peter Horton costar in this film
from director Christopher Cain ("The Stone Boy," "Pure
Country").
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Kill Me Later
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Stereo / CCAP R 1h 30m
Quirky comic thriller starring Selma Blair as Shawn, a
suicidal bank employee who doesn't much care when she's
taken hostage by Charlie (Max Beesley), whose intended
robbery of her bank has gone seriously awry. Soon Shawn
and Charlie are on the run from the law and falling in
love, causing him to become increasingly reluctant to
fulfill his promise to "kill her later." D.W. Moffett,
O'Neal Compton, Lochlyn Munro and Brendan Fehr costar.
 4:30PM ET/3:30 C Dancer, Texas-Pop.81
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Stereo / CCAP PG 1h 38m
Four small-town teenage buddies who are facing life
after high school consider their childhood pact of
moving to L.A. in freshman writer and director Tim
McCanlies' comedy-drama, which stars Ethan Embry,
Breckin Meyer, Peter Facinelli and Eddie Mills.
7:55PM ET/6:55 C Serving Sara
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy
as a process server who falls for the spurned wife
(Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's supposed to deliver
divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore, Cedric
the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable
romp from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The
Ladies Man").
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Decisions And Choices
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP TVMA - SLD 48m
Brian comes to Teri's rescue in more ways than one;
Chadway Towing becomes the location for an adult movie;
Ahmad questions whether or not he's "color struck."
10:50PM ET/9:50 C Liberally
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP TVMA - SLD 48m
Tina's grief is eased by volunteer work; Bette defends
the gallery against a right-wing attack; Marina has a
fight with Francesca.
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11:15AM ET/10:15 C Anger Management
Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is usually a mild-mannered,
non-confrontational guy. But after an altercation aboard an airplane, he
is remanded to the care of an anger management therapist, Dr. Buddy
Rydell (Jack Nicholson), who could probably use some anger
7:05PM ET/6:05 C Anger Management
Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is usually a mild-mannered,
non-confrontational guy. But after an altercation aboard an airplane, he
is remanded to the care of an anger management therapist, Dr. Buddy
Rydell (Jack Nicholson), who could probably use some anger
2:15AM ET/1:15 C Anger Management
Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is usually a mild-mannered,
non-confrontational guy. But after an altercation aboard an airplane, he
is remanded to the care of an anger management therapist, Dr. Buddy
Rydell (Jack Nicholson), who could probably use some anger
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8:10AM ET/7:10 C Wilder Napalm
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP PG13 1h 50m Debra Winger is part of a family tree that's also a forest fire since
her husband, a volunteer fireman (Arliss Howard), and her
brother-in-law, a circus clown (Dennis Quaid), can start fires just by
thinking about it. M. Emmet Walsh and Jim Varney costar in this wickedly
offbeat satire.
 11:40AM ET/10:40 C Die Another Day
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP PG13 2h 13m
The 20th film in the series of James Bond spy thrillers finds Agent 007
(Pierce Brosnan) up against a sinister business tycoon and a disfigured
North Korean officer in the race to stop the deployment of a powerful
orbital laser. Halle Berry, Rick Yune, Toby Stephens, John Cleese and
Rosamund Pike costar in this stylish, breathlessly-paced corker of an
action flick from director Lee Tamahori ("The Edge," "Along Came a
Spider").
3:15PM ET/2:15 C Partners (2001)
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP R 1h 31m
After he's overheard indiscreetly revealing his plan to rip off his boss
to the tune of seven figures, a geeky computer programmer (David Paymer)
is forced to team up with a blue collar hood (Casper Van Dien) as they
try to unload a valuable program on the black market. Vanessa Angel
costars in this crime caper.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Too Smooth
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV Surround / CCAP R 1h 29m
Aspiring actor Danny Reilly (Dean Paras) has finally met the girl (Katie
Wright) of his dreams, but he can't seem to shake the habit of lying to
her - a problem compounded by his vengeful ex (Neve Campbell), his
formerly gay roommate (Stefan Brogren), and his encounter with a
friendly beauty (Rebecca Gayheart) who may or may not be strictly
platonic. David DeLuise and Kimberly Huie costar in this romantic comedy
that was co-written, co-produced, and directed by Paras. Also known as
"Hair Shirt."
8:00PM ET/7:00 C Wilder Napalm
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Stereo / CCAP PG13 1h 50m Debra Winger is part of a family tree that's also a forest fire since
her husband, a volunteer fireman (Arliss Howard), and her
brother-in-law, a circus clown (Dennis Quaid), can start fires just by
thinking about it. M. Emmet Walsh and Jim Varney costar in this wickedly
offbeat satire.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C Die Another Day
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP PG13 2h 13m
The 20th film in the series of James Bond spy thrillers finds Agent 007
(Pierce Brosnan) up against a sinister business tycoon and a disfigured
North Korean officer in the race to stop the deployment of a powerful
orbital laser. Halle Berry, Rick Yune, Toby Stephens, John Cleese and
Rosamund Pike costar in this stylish, breathlessly-paced corker of an
action flick from director Lee Tamahori ("The Edge," "Along Came a
Spider").
3:20AM ET/2:20 C Partners (2001)
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP R 1h 31m
After he's overheard indiscreetly revealing his plan to rip off his boss
to the tune of seven figures, a geeky computer programmer (David Paymer)
is forced to team up with a blue collar hood (Casper Van Dien) as they
try to unload a valuable program on the black market. Vanessa Angel
costars in this crime caper.
 4:50AM ET/3:50 C
Too Smooth
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV Surround / CCAP R 1h 29m
Aspiring actor Danny Reilly (Dean Paras) has finally met the girl (Katie
Wright) of his dreams, but he can't seem to shake the habit of lying to
her - a problem compounded by his vengeful ex (Neve Campbell), his
formerly gay roommate (Stefan Brogren), and his encounter with a
friendly beauty (Rebecca Gayheart) who may or may not be strictly
platonic. David DeLuise and Kimberly Huie costar in this romantic comedy
that was co-written, co-produced, and directed by Paras. Also known as
"Hair Shirt."
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