HD Programming Guide for Monday, March 29, 2004 — No HDTV on CBS or WB Tonight

MONDAY, MARCH 29, 2004


 

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No HDTV Tonight.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Yes, Dear

"Jimmy and Chuck"
Jimmy is overjoyed when Chuck Norris chooses him to be the model for a security guard Chuck is playing in a movie.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Still Standing

"Still Believing"
Bill and Judy feel they need more faith in their lives after meeting the parents of Lauren’s boyfriend.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond

"Slave"
When Ray and Debra start giving Ally chores around the house, Marie accuses them of turning her into their slave.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two and a Half Men

"Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him his look isn't cool. But when Charlie takes him shopping, the brothers clash over what image is right for him. Meanwhile, hoity-toity Evelyn stays back at Charlie's to bond with her grandson, Jake.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

No Description Available.

 

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Las Vegas

"Semper Spy"
Much to the surprise of Danny (Josh Duhamel) and the entire Montecito surveillance crew, Ed (James Caan) takes a Hawaii vacation leaving his young protígí in charge. However, when a freak computer glitch leaves several hundred-hotel guests locked out of their rooms, Danny discovers the surveillance chief never made it to the islands but is using this absence to test him. Meanwhile, Sam (Vanessa Marcil) believes a couple from Chicago are big-time players and spares no expense giving them the VIP treatment, while Mike (James Lesure) becomes the good luck charm for a gambler on a hot streak. Marsha Thomason, Nikki Cox and Molly Sims also star.

11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM C
 THE TONIGHT SHOW
WITH JAY LENO

GUESTS

Kiefer Sutherland, Raquel Castro, Gary Jewel

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven

"Major League"
Eric (Stephen Collins) feels he must intervene when Martin (Tyler Hoechlin), who recently moved in with the Camdens, is recruited by a professional baseball team and considers dropping out of school. Meanwhile, Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) enlists Lucy's (Beverley Mitchell) help to convince their mom (Catherine Hicks) that she should be allowed to attend a couples party with Peter (Scotty Leavenworth). Finally, Chandler's (Jeremy London) mother (guest star Concetta Tomei) pays him an unwelcome visit when he is named executor of his father's estate.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everwood

"Unspoken Truths"
When Ephram (Gregory Smith) gets a fake I.D. so that he can get into a bar to see Madison's (guest star Sarah Lancaster) band, he ends up in a bar fight and Andy (Treat Williams) has to bail him out of jail. Meanwhile, Nina (Stephanie Niznik) leans on Andy for emotional support after she is served with divorce papers, but the genuine affection between the two raises a red flag for Linda (Marcia Cross). Finally, Tommy (guest star Paul Wasilewski) takes Amy (Emily VanCamp) to a party where she finds closure over the loss of Colin (Mike Erwin), but the evening takes a life-threatening turn.

NO HDTV PROGRAMMING TONIGHT

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Books

"Arabian Nights"
Arabian Nights is hymn to storytelling, a vast compendium of tales of wonder, adventure, eroticism and romance. It tells of its origins, its translations and communicates the delight in storytelling which is at the heart of the book.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Serengeti Symphony

Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
An Inside Look: Inside The Volcano

Get a close look into the depths of a volcano. Go above and below the Earth's crust and under the surface of the sea as we follow a group of volcanologists and geology experts as they unlock the science and mystery of one of nature's phenomena.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Manassas: End Of Innocence

This intimate, immersive docudrama tells the true story of the first major battle of the Civil War, First Manassas. Civilians see violence literally erupt in their front yards and naive soldiers' romantic notions of war die as their comrades fall.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Moose On The Loose

Travel across North America for a journey into the world of the moose. From Alaska where these giants almost outnumber the residents to New England where moose festivals attract vistors from around the world, experience these lovable, yet awkward beasts.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Titian And Venetian Painting"
Renaissance era Venice was a haven for painters spell bound by the ever-changing light reflected off the canals. Examine how painters such a Titian, Vecellio, and others used this as a backdrop for their bold use of colors, light, and shade.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Katie & Tim"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Seeing Double"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Second Chance"
After surviving non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, Mike says he wants to make the most of his second chance--one that includes plenty of gratitude to his wife, Erika. He wants to create a fantastic new bedroom to show Erika how much he appreciates her.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Creative Collectors"
What is a collection if not a celebration of neat stuff? One man's yard is stuffed with homemade tributes to great works of art like the Statue of Liberty and the Sphinx. Another's is filled with animals, folk art and metal scraps made into a steele zoo.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Easy Riders"
From nitro-fueled to peddle-powered, discover a lineup of cycles that have shaped the lives of their eager riders.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Insectia

"Aquatic Insects"
Rushing streams, blue lakes, and brown marshes are home to hundreds of insect species. This fascinating profile of these much maligned insects will look at the parallels between human and insect techniques used to get around in the water.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"Miramichi, The"
The Miramichi, the largest producer of Atlantic Salmon in North America forms a 13,000 square kilometer watershed spread out over a quarter of New Brunswick. The Miramichi valley is dotted with small settlements that have thrived for centuries.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Serengeti Symphony

Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
An Inside Look: Inside The Volcano

Get a close look into the depths of a volcano. Go above and below the Earth's crust and under the surface of the sea as we follow a group of volcanologists and geology experts as they unlock the science and mystery of one of nature's phenomena.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Manassas: End Of Innocence

This intimate, immersive docudrama tells the true story of the first major battle of the Civil War, First Manassas. Civilians see violence literally erupt in their front yards and naive soldiers' romantic notions of war die as their comrades fall.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
The Beauty Of Snakes

Despite their fearsome reputation snakes are some of the most beautiful and fascinating of all creatures. THE BEAUTY OF SNAKES celebrates some of the world's most spectacular snakes - from the majestic King Cobra to the tiny thread snake, the desert horned viper to the banded sea krait.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Arctic Mission

"Voyage Of The Sedna"
Set out on the research vessel, Sedna, to retrace the legendary Northwest Passage from Montreal to Vancouver. Meet the filmmakers and the crew. Come face to face with the wildlife, the people and the weather on this harrowing "Arctic Mission" (Pt.1 of 5).

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Winding Willow Drive"
No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Dinosaur Planet

"Alpha's Egg"
The world is a very dangerous place for tiny hatchlings like Alpha, a female saltasaur. Follow Alpha along the road of her growth years, from before her birth through adolescence and on to adulthood, as she learns how to survive and beat the odds.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Arctic Mission

"Voyage Of The Sedna"
Set out on the research vessel, Sedna, to retrace the legendary Northwest Passage from Montreal to Vancouver. Meet the filmmakers and the crew. Come face to face with the wildlife, the people and the weather on this harrowing "Arctic Mission" (Pt.1 of 5).

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Winding Willow Drive"
No Description Available.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Dinosaur Planet

"Alpha's Egg"
The world is a very dangerous place for tiny hatchlings like Alpha, a female saltasaur. Follow Alpha along the road of her growth years, from before her birth through adolescence and on to adulthood, as she learns how to survive and beat the odds.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Insectia

"Insects At The End Of The World"
Join entomologist Georges Brossard as he discovers the rare insects of Madagascar. Butterflies, Moths, Weevils, and even a millipede that rolls up into a green ball thrive on the island nation.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Coppermine"
From its headwaters at Lac de Gras, the Coppermine River flows swiftly down through stark Arctic tundra, dense spruce forests, and the low lying mountain ranges to its mouth at the Coronation Gulf of the Arctic Ocean, at the community of Kuglugtuk.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Arctic Mission

"Voyage Of The Sedna"
Set out on the research vessel, Sedna, to retrace the legendary Northwest Passage from Montreal to Vancouver. Meet the filmmakers and the crew. Come face to face with the wildlife, the people and the weather on this harrowing "Arctic Mission" (Pt.1 of 5).

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Winding Willow Drive"
No Description Available.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Dinosaur Planet

"Alpha's Egg"
The world is a very dangerous place for tiny hatchlings like Alpha, a female saltasaur. Follow Alpha along the road of her growth years, from before her birth through adolescence and on to adulthood, as she learns how to survive and beat the odds.

 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Isolados: A People Apart

The history of Brazil-or rather, the history of the entire continents of North and South America has been a history of contact between "civilized" people and "isolated" people. Now, the last of these people who live apart are being forced to the brink of extinction as modern civilization expands into their ancestral lands. This program focuses on a government body dedicated to protecting these isolated tribes.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Desert Speaks

Desert Whales - Located just below the elbow of Baja California, San Ignacio lagoon is the temporary home to some of the peninsula's most famous visitors-the Gray Whales. Here, within a few hundred square miles, eighty percent of the majestic whales' life cycle transpires. Observe feeding, nursing, teaching, cuddling, and courtship from a tiny fishing boat just a few feet away.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Bette

Pilot - When Danny DeVito asks Bette to play his mother in his TV show and when Roy falls asleep on her, Bette begins to thinks she's getting old.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money

On the day of her wedding to stuffy socialite Howard, Allison is reunited with her childhood sweetheart, Eamon, after she locks herself in her bathroom. Eamon's new job as the building superintendent is quite a reach from his former career in professional hockey.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition

Vadim Perelman, Andre Dubos III - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks about the new thriller House of Sand and Fog starring Jennifer Connelly and Ben Kingsley. Speaking in depth about the cross cultural project are author Andre Dubos III and director Vadim Perelman.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America

Self-Defense, Demolition Derby - A passion for self-defense leads people to the Nevada desert and a group of Connecticut drivers find the perfect outlet for road rage: the Demolition Derby.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Not the Holiday Show - Decorating all year 'round and doing small creative things in the home for ambience and that extra touch.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America

Kelly Rasberry - We tour the home of syndicated Radio DJ Hostess Kelly Rasberry and newlywed husband Freddie. Valentines Day treats and ideas from Cantoni furniture and Mary Mohr has some fantastic faux finishing ideas.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
HDNet World Report

U.S.A: Getting Back into Space - World Report looks at the fortune and failure of the United States Space program, and the direction it will take in the future. From the death of the astronauts in the shuttle disaster to the success of the Mars rovers, join HDNet World Report for the clearest look at your world...from high Earth orbit in high definition.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report

Yellowstone: The Sound and the Furry - HDNet World Report travels to Yellowstone National Park where the battle over winter snowmobile use continues. Less polluting and quieter machines have been introduced, and area merchants are hoping for their acceptance, but the other side wants an absolute ban, hoping to focus purely on the Park's winter animal habitat.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
An American In Canada

Some Like It Hot Zone - Stampede Fever breaks out and the Channel 5 team find themselves quarantined at the station. Judy's ex-boyfriend, Gord, wants to ask Judy an important question, Bill tries to keep his sex pact with his wife and Jake sees his opportunity to report live from the hot zone.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Thieves

Jack's Back - When Johnny and his estranged father, Jack (Ian McShane), try to reconcile, a strange triangle of love and crime occurs between them and Rita. Tone Loc guest stars as Agent Al Trundel. Howard Hesseman guest stars as Hal.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

DJ Acucrac, Switchfoot - True Music's Katie Daryl will be debuting the latest HD music video from DJ Acucrac. Performing on the show this week will be the indie-rock sound of Switchfoot, a fresh band signed to Columbia Records. Plus, the hip-hop act Hydroponic Sound System let us tag along as they performed at a benefit concert.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

The Dropouts - Hogan's men dupe the Gestapo and help three German atomic scientists escape to England.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
That's Life

Something Battered, Something Blue - Lydia learns that a physical-therapy aid is assisting the football coach in getting an edge over the competition; Jackie has an unpleasant encounter with Victor's mother; Paulie and Plum elope when Dolly won't accept their engagement.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Charlie's Angels

I Will Be Remembered - Aging actress Gloria Gibson seems to be losing her mind, reliving the death scenes from her old movies. Because her hallucinations contain corpses, Charlie's Angels enter the case. Angel Kelly gets a job as an extra in Miss Gibson's "comeback" film. Sabrina poses as the leading lady's secretary and Jill pretends to be a magazine writer, covering the remake of her immortal picture "The Heart of New York." The Angels discover that whoever wants Miss Gibson out of the way is after something in her mansion.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
What's Kewl at CES 2004

HDNet takes a tour of all the "kewlest" new products at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Hard Hats & Blue Prints - Geotechnical, structural, civil and mechanical engineering, prewiring, testing wood products, scale models and concrete's versatility architectural details.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Designing America

Paris in Springtime! - Tour Time travels to Paris, a 1950's bungalow turns into a modern "land loft", meet a wrought iron artist, and experience a media room makeover!

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
True Music

True Music Goes Country! - You asked for it- so we're giving it to you! True Music has once again gone Country! Sit back and enjoy 3 knee slapping and boot tapping acts with True Music host Katie Daryl. This week you can enjoy the music of Mickey and the Motorcars, a group of Austin musicians! Plus Colin Gilmore will be stopping by the show, and you can look forward to Reckless Kelly performing as well as telling us some crazy stories from the road!

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
HDNet World Report

Yellowstone: The Sound and the Furry - HDNet World Report travels to Yellowstone National Park where the battle over winter snowmobile use continues. Less polluting and quieter machines have been introduced, and area merchants are hoping for their acceptance, but the other side wants an absolute ban, hoping to focus purely on the Park's winter animal habitat.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Forensic Factor

Nature's Clues - A murder victim is half-buried in the woods, kilometers from the nearest major thruway or home. When the body is found six weeks later, there is almost nothing left to identify it. It should have been the perfect crime...but for those on the cutting edge of forensic science, nature's influence on the corpse speaks volumes about the murder... and the murderer.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Charlie's Angels - Premiere

The Prince And The Angel - During a return visit to the States, Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett) becomes involved with a wealthy and eccentric European named Eric Railman. He has flare, expensive tastes and charisma. Eric invites Jill to his yacht but their interlude is interrupted by sniper fire. Jill returns the gunshots but the sniper escapes in a speedboat.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
An American In Canada - Premiere

A Non-Date to Remember - Dennis finds himself at the center of a controversy after he invites Chef Olaf and his fiancée - Leonard - to get married on Wake Up Calgary. Judy agrees to go on a secret date with Jake ... as long as Jake doesn't call it a date.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere

How to Cook a German Goose by Radar - Hogan is incredulous when an American corporal who joins the Allied captives at Stalag 13 tells them he is a general in disguise.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere

Second Episode - When yet another person is assigned to Andy's office, he seeks solace with his new frat rat neighbors.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
In-Laws - Premiere

Love is the Key - Matt is looking forward to a private, romantic repeat of their wedding dinner, but Alex has forgotten to tell her parents they will need the house to themselves. She promises to fix the situation, but discovers that Victor has ordered an important pay-per-view fight for that night—and winds up invited to join him.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Charlie's Angels

The Prince And The Angel - During a return visit to the States, Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett) becomes involved with a wealthy and eccentric European named Eric Railman. He has flare, expensive tastes and charisma. Eric invites Jill to his yacht but their interlude is interrupted by sniper fire. Jill returns the gunshots but the sniper escapes in a speedboat.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
An American In Canada

A Non-Date to Remember - Dennis finds himself at the center of a controversy after he invites Chef Olaf and his fiancée - Leonard - to get married on Wake Up Calgary. Judy agrees to go on a secret date with Jake ... as long as Jake doesn't call it a date.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

How to Cook a German Goose by Radar - Hogan is incredulous when an American corporal who joins the Allied captives at Stalag 13 tells them he is a general in disguise.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Second Episode - When yet another person is assigned to Andy's office, he seeks solace with his new frat rat neighbors.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
In-Laws

Love is the Key - Matt is looking forward to a private, romantic repeat of their wedding dinner, but Alex has forgotten to tell her parents they will need the house to themselves. She promises to fix the situation, but discovers that Victor has ordered an important pay-per-view fight for that night—and winds up invited to join him.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Nothing But Trailers

Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Miss Hawaiian Tropic® International Pageant 2003

From The Beautiful Turtle Bay Resort On The North Shore of Oahu, Hawaii The 20th Annual Miss Hawaiian Tropic® International Pageant! The theme for this year's pageant: "Celebrating 20 Years of Beauty." With hosts actor Brian Heidik and 2002 Miss Hawaiian Tropic International, Shawn Cox.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Fugitive

Sanctuary - Kimble hides in his former girlfriend's house while a vicious bounty hunter pursues him. Gerard receives frightening news about his daughter.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
First Monday

Secrets and Lies - Justice Snow gets in trouble by autotape. The Court must decide whether a 17 year old boy, who doctored a video that includes his classmates, is in violation of the Child Pornography Protection Act.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Tracks Ahead

Union Station - Explore Union Station, the most visited place in Washington DC. Meet master modeler and brass collector Howard Zane. Explore the north east coast of Australia on the luxurious Australian Orient Express.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Easter Island

NR - 1:30 - 2003
A documentary about the history of Easter Island, from the original settlers to the current civilization.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Time After Time

PG - 1:52 - 1979
Cast: Malcolm McDowell, David Warner, Mary Steenburgen Director: Nicholas Meyer
H.G. Wells must travel to the future after Jack the Ripper escapes by stealing his time machine.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Boiling Point

R - 1:32 - 1993
Cast: Wesley Snipes, Dennis Hopper, Lolita Davidovich Director: James B. Harris
A U.S.Treasury agent searches for a con-artist and his sidekick, who he believes are responsible for murdering his partner.

12:35PM ET/11:35 C
Company Man

PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000
Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter Askin
This comedy focuses on a teacher turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel Castro.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Matewan

PG-13 - 2:10 - 1987
Cast: Chris Cooper, James Earl Jones, Mary McDonnell Director: John Sayles
A young union organizer helps a small mining community rebel against their awful working conditions.

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Ghosts of Mississippi

PG-13 - 2:10 - 1996
Cast: Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Virginia Madsen Director: Rob Reiner
Sixty years after the murder of a civil rights leader, his killer is brought to trial.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Boiling Point

R - 1:32 - 1993
Cast: Wesley Snipes, Dennis Hopper, Lolita Davidovich Director: James B. Harris
A U.S.Treasury agent searches for a con-artist and his sidekick, who he believes are responsible for murdering his partner.

8:05PM ET/7:05 C
Love Wine

NR - 1:35 - 2003
Cast: Tara Goudreau, Robert Andrew, Daneen Boone Director: Mark McNabb
When a single woman inherits the family vineyard she must follow family traditions to harvest the "love" wine.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Hard Eight

R - 1:41 - 1996
Cast: Phillip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, Gwyneth Paltrow Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
A professional gambler takes a destitute loser under his wing and teaches him the trade.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Wild Things

R - 1:48 - 1998
Cast: Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell Director: John McNaughton
Two high school girls accuse their teacher of rape, while a seemingly straight laced cop tries to uncover the truth.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Hard Eight

R - 1:41 - 1996
Cast: Phillip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, Gwyneth Paltrow Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
A professional gambler takes a destitute loser under his wing and teaches him the trade.

3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Wild Things

R - 1:48 - 1998
Cast: Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell Director: John McNaughton
Two high school girls accuse their teacher of rape, while a seemingly straight laced cop tries to uncover the truth.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
A Clockwork Orange

R - 2:16 - 1971
Cast: Malcolm McDowell, Patrick Magee, Michael Bates Director: Stanley Kubrick
A violent gang leader in futuristic Britain is captured and goes through aversion therapy in order to shorten his jail sentence.
 

7:15AM ET/6:15 C
Corvette Summer

PG Time: 104  
How's this for a romantic triangle: boy, girl and car?! Auto fantatic Mark Hamill (Star Wars) heads for Las Vegas to recover his stolen custom-built 'Vette...but gets sidetracked by would-be hooker Annie Potts. "An unexpected delight" (Independent Film Journal).

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Pumping Iron: 25th Anniversary Special Edition

TVPG Time: 141  
This update of the 1977 documentary takes a look at the sport of men's bodybuilding from the perspective of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger as he trains to win another Mr. Olympia contest. Also with Lou Ferrigno, Mike Katz. This version presents the film re-mixed and re-mastered and features interviews and never-before-seen footage. Directed by George Butler and Robert Fiore.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
The Banger Sisters

R Time: 97  
Two legendary former rock groupies reunite decades later in this free-spirited comedy-drama starring Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon. In their heyday, Vinnie and Suzette were inseparable pals sleeping their way through the rock-'n'-roll elite (and not so elite). More than twenty years later, Vinnie has hidden away her past and become a respectable member of society--while Suzette can still be found relating the story of Jim Morrison passing out on top of her. When Suzette loses her job, she picks up a squirrelly hitchhiker and heads for a reunion with her old pal...much to the consternation of the thoroughly uptight Vinnie. Geoffrey Rush, Erika Christensen and Robin Thomas co-star. Written and directed by Bob Dolman.

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Pearl Harbor II: Pearlmageddon

TVPG Time: 11  
A short spoof in which a chunk of a killer asteroid hits Hiroshima and causes fears of war with the American President.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Men In Black II

PG13 Time: 88  
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay (Smith) and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret government agency whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space variety) have gone their separate ways. Jay has become one of the agency's top guys while Kay has had his memory wiped and quietly retired to the employ of the U.S. Postal Service. But an evil alien disguised as a sexy model arrives with plans to uncover a mysterious light weapon--prompting Jay into an impromptu reunion with his humorless former mentor. From there, it's time to break out the big guns as the sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space creature in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn co-star. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon, screenplay by Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Blood Work

R Time: 110  
Clint Eastwood directed and stars in this gritty crime thriller about an ailing ex-lawman who undertakes an arduous mission to catch a killer. Based on Michael Connelly's bestseller, the film stars the cagey actor as Terry McCaleb, a retired FBI detective who is recovering from a heart transplant when he meets the beautiful Graciella Rivers, a young woman who believes McCaleb can find her sister's killer. Popping medication like candy, McCaleb takes the case, but as he slowly draws closer to uncovering the criminal's identity, he realizes there is a shocking connection to his former career. Jeff Daniels co-stars as McCaleb's slacker neighbor and chauffeur. Also with Anjelica Huston, Wanda De Jesus, Tina Lifford, Paul Rodriguez and Dylan Walsh.

4:50PM ET/3:50 C
Singles

PG13 Time: 99  
Some of Hollywood's brightest young stars are single in Seattle in this "buoyant, utterly charming" (New York Times) romantic comedy-drama about dating and mating among the under-30 crowd. Some are looking for love, others for sex, and they're all likably real. Matt Dillon is a comic standout as a no-talent grunge musician. With Kyra Sedgwick, Sheila Kelley and Bill Pullman. Directed by Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous).

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Juwanna Mann

PG13 Time: 91  
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
House Of 1000 Corpses

R Time: 88  
Director Rob Zombie's shocking homage to '70s-era horror films finds four young travelers trapped in a house of horrors with a family of murderous miscreants. It's Halloween eve, 1977, and the fright-loving foursome of tourists find themselves at a horror theme park known as Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. When the clownish Captain Spaulding reveals that the town's most ferocious maniac, Dr. Satan, was executed nearby, it's too much for the group to resist. But their search for the landmark leaves them stranded at an eerie old mansion whose homicidal residents have a habit of leaving their visitors resting...six feet under! Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black and Chris Hardwick star.

9:35PM ET/8:35 C
Max On Set: Dreamcatcher

TV14 Time: 17  
An inside look at Lawrence Kasdan's (The Big Chill) eerie thriller based on a Stephen King story about four old friends who encounter supernatural events while on a camping trip. Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis and Tom Sizemore star.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Men In Black II

PG13 Time: 88  
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay (Smith) and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret government agency whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space variety) have gone their separate ways. Jay has become one of the agency's top guys while Kay has had his memory wiped and quietly retired to the employ of the U.S. Postal Service. But an evil alien disguised as a sexy model arrives with plans to uncover a mysterious light weapon--prompting Jay into an impromptu reunion with his humorless former mentor. From there, it's time to break out the big guns as the sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space creature in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn co-star. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon, screenplay by Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
The Relic

R Time: 109  
Terror stalks the hallways of a vast museum in this tense horror movie that "boasts genuinely scary thrills" (Variety). Deep beneath Chicago's Natural History Museum lurks a ferocious beast with a craving for human brains. Where did it come from? Can it be stopped? A pretty biologist is determined to find out... if she can manage to stay off the creature's dinner menu! With Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt and James Whitmore.

1:20AM ET/12:20 C
Hollywood Sins

R Time: 86  
A Hollywood talent agent is seduced by his boss's sultry wife as part of an all-girls conspiracy to take over the company in this tale of passion and deceit. Hal Hutton, Kim Dawson, Mia Zotoli, Eric Acsell and Tess Broussard star. Directed by Edward Holzman.

2:50AM ET/1:50 C
House Of 1000 Corpses

R Time: 88  
Director Rob Zombie's shocking homage to '70s-era horror films finds four young travelers trapped in a house of horrors with a family of murderous miscreants. It's Halloween eve, 1977, and the fright-loving foursome of tourists find themselves at a horror theme park known as Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. When the clownish Captain Spaulding reveals that the town's most ferocious maniac, Dr. Satan, was executed nearby, it's too much for the group to resist. But their search for the landmark leaves them stranded at an eerie old mansion whose homicidal residents have a habit of leaving their visitors resting...six feet under! Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black and Chris Hardwick star.

4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Federal Protection

R Time: 93  
A mob turncoat finds love and danger in the witness protection program in this suspenseful thriller. After testifying against his criminal bosses, former Chicago wise guy Frank is given a new identity and a new location. When he meets a sexy but unhappily married neighbor named Leigh, the wheels of trouble are set into motion as she discovers his true identity. Leigh's husband Denny has been getting busy with her sister Bootsie...but he's not too busy to realize there's a major bounty on Frank's head. He and Bootsie make the call, but mobsters don't always play by the rules, and a fantastic series of twists and turns follow. Angela Featherstone, Dina Meyer, David Lipper and Tony Calabretta co-star.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Spy Hard

PG13 Time: 80
Leslie Nielsen stars as Secret Agent WD-40, a retired spy called back to duty in order to stop a global villain in this hilarious action-comedy spoof. When General Rancor plots for world domination, Dick Steele (Nielsen) is the only agent who can foil the evildoer's plans. Under his alter-ego, Agent WD-40, Steele teams up with a beautiful spy whose scientist father is imprisoned under Rancor and the duo pursue the sinister Rancor on his secluded tropical island. Co-starring Nicollette Sheridan, Charles Durning, Marcia Gay Harding, Barry Bostwick and Andy Griffith. Directed by Rick Friedberg, s

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
The Saint

PG13 Time: 116
Long before James Bond ,there was The Saint: shrewd thief, master of disguises and suave lover. Now Val Kilmer stars as the dashing mercenary in The Saint's flashiest adventure yet. Hired by a mad Russian to steal a top-secret formula for cold fusion, he battles bad guys through the streets and sewers of Moscow to save the world from evil domination. A very cool production with a great theme song by the techno-punk group, Orbital. Elisabeth Shue (Leaving Las Vegas) plays the secret formula's inventor.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Catch Me If You Can

PG13 Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
A Beautiful Mind

PG13 Time: 135
Winner of the 2001 Academy Awards(R) for Best Picture, Best Director (Ron Howard), Best Adapted Screenplay (Akiva Goldsman) and Best Supporting Actress (Jennifer Connelly). This compelling, "consistently engrossing" (Variety) drama chronicles the life of math genius John Forbes Nash Jr., whose brilliant career was nearly derailed by schizophrenia, but later resurrected when he overcame the disease and won the Nobel Prize in 1994. Russell Crowe received an Oscar(R) nomination for his performance as Nash in this inspiring film that explores the many ups and downs that defined both his career and his marriage. Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly, Paul Bettany, Adam Goldberg, Judd Hirsch, Josh Lucas, Anthony Rapp and Christopher Plummer co-star. "Four stars" (Roger Ebert).

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron

G Time: 83
A wild horse yearns to answer the call of the wild after he is captured by a nasty U.S. colonel in this 2002 Oscar(R)-nominee for Best Animated Feature. Spirit is a lightning-fast mustang who leads his herd across the plains of Old West until his capture by a cruel commander who resolves to break the creature. Efforts to tame Spirit fail, but it is in captivity that he meets an American Indian boy named Little Creek--and falls for the brave's beautiful horse, Rain. Together, the trio forms a bond as they concoct a plan to escape and return to freedom.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Spy Hard

PG13 Time: 80
Leslie Nielsen stars as Secret Agent WD-40, a retired spy called back to duty in order to stop a global villain in this hilarious action-comedy spoof. When General Rancor plots for world domination, Dick Steele (Nielsen) is the only agent who can foil the evildoer's plans. Under his alter-ego, Agent WD-40, Steele teams up with a beautiful spy whose scientist father is imprisoned under Rancor and the duo pursue the sinister Rancor on his secluded tropical island. Co-starring Nicollette Sheridan, Charles Durning, Marcia Gay Harding, Barry Bostwick and Andy Griffith. Directed by Rick Friedberg, s

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

PG13 Time: 76
A mean-spirited drunk is kept out of jail during the Hanukkah season by a kindly old man who employs him at the local community center in this animated musical voiced by Adam Sandler. In a small New England village, Davey Stone is the local boozehound causing chaos, wreaking havoc and ruining the holiday season for the townsfolk. But just as he's about to go to jail for good, compassionate local basketball coach Whitey Duvall asks to use Davey as his assistant. With Whitey's help, Davey coaches the kids' team and has one chance to reform in time for the holidays. Featuring the voices of Jackie Titone, Austin Stout, Kevin Nealon and Jon Lovitz. Written by Brooks Arthur, Allen Covert, Brad Isaacs and Adam Sandler. Directed by Seth Kearsley.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Catch Me If You Can

PG13 Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.

1:35AM ET/12:35 C
Feardotcom

R Time: 101
An S & M-styled website unlocks a doorway to torturous terrors for its unwitting visitors in this dark horror film. Stephen Dorff stars as a detective investigating a series of mysterious deaths that spark fears of an Ebola outbreak. He teams up with a pretty Department of Health researcher (Natascha McElhone), and together they follow the grisly clues to www.feardotcom.com, a bondage site that is so realistic, it's literally frightening its victims to death by bringing their nightmares to life. Stephen Rea co-stars as the sadistic gorehound who is behind the site's hellish horrors. Also with Udo Kier, Amelia Curtis and Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator). Directed by William Malone; screenplay by Josephine Coyle.

3:20AM ET/2:20 C
Adrenalin Fear The Rush

R Time: 76
Christopher Lambert (The Highlander films) and Natasha Henstridge (Species) team up in the year 2007 as cops on the hunt for a deranged and deformed killer who carries a virus capable of wiping out the entire human race. Also with Norbert Weisser, Elizabeth Barondes, Craig Davis and Xavier Declie. Written and directed by Albert Pyun.

4:40AM ET/3:40 C
Scorcher

R Time: 91
The heat is on in this action-packed thriller about a military squad that must undertake a mission to save Earth from destruction. After a Chinese nuclear explosion results in a shift at the planet's core, a series of terrible natural disasters occur...in addition to an excruciating heat wave. With Earth facing the prospect of falling out of orbit and drifting towards the sun, the world turns to a scientist who comes up with a shaky plan: to send a team to set off a counter-explosion beneath Los Angeles that will keep the planet on a course for survival! Mark Dacascos, John Rhys-Davies, G.W. Bailey, Mark Rolston and Rutger Hauer star. Directed by James Seale.

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Behind The Red Door

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 45m
Kyra Sedgwick stars in this emotional drama as Natalie Haddad, a photographer who is forced to confront the dark secrets of her childhood when she unknowingly accepts a freelance job working for her estranged brother Roy (Kiefer Sutherland of "24"), a powerful Boston ad agency owner in the midst of a health crisis. Stockard Channing ("The West Wing") costars in this original picture from Oscar-nominated writer/director Matia Karrell ("Cadillac Dreams").

12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Dead Heat

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 38m
Well-meaning retired cop Pally (Kiefer Sutherland) is only trying to help out his stepbrother Ray (Anthony LaPaglia) when he agrees to bankroll a long-shot racehorse. But a big-time Mob figure (Daniel Benzali) also has an interest in the animal and before you can say "conflict of interest," Pally and Ray are mired in business with some very shady figures. Lothaire Bluteau and Radha Mitchell costar in this superb crime drama from writer/director Mark Malone ("Dead of Winter," "Hoods").

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Kill Me Later

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 30m
Quirky comic thriller starring Selma Blair as Shawn, a suicidal bank employee who doesn't much care when she's taken hostage by Charlie (Max Beesley), whose intended robbery of her bank has gone seriously awry. Soon Shawn and Charlie are on the run from the law and falling in love, causing him to become increasingly reluctant to fulfill his promise to "kill her later." D.W. Moffett, O'Neal Compton, Lochlyn Munro and Brendan Fehr costar.

5:05PM ET/4:05 C
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
G 1h 23m
A ten-year-old genius inventor must rally his neighborhood pals to build an armada of spaceships and rescue their parents from a goopy alien race in time for dinner in this computer-animated box office blockbuster from Nickelodeon. Debi Derryberry, Carolyn Lawrence, Rob Paulsen, Martin Short, Andrea Martin and Patrick Stewart provide the vocal talents.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Star Trek: Nemesis

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven Culp and Dina Meyer costar.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
'R Xmas

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 26m
New York filmmaker Abel Ferrara ("King of New York," "Bad Lieutenant") helmed this gritty drama about husband (Lillo Brancato) and wife (Drea de Matteo) heroin dealers whose qualms about their career must be set aside during the busy holiday season - until one of them is kidnapped and held for ransom. Ice-T, Lisa Valens and Victor Argo costar.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Prisoner of Love

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
Supermodel Naomi Campbell stars in this thriller as Traci, a bartender whose date with handsome patron Johnny (Eric Thal) goes awry when she witnesses him committing a violent crime. Ordered by his mob bosses to liquidate his beautiful new acquaintance, the smitten Johnny instead takes her captive in an abandoned building, keeping Traci under lock and key until she can find some way to escape.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Joe And Max

The friendship of Heavyweight Boxing Champions Joe Louis and Max Schmeling comes to life in this inspiring tale.

1:35PM ET/12:35 C
Anger Management HDTV

Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is usually a mild-mannered, non-confrontational guy. But after an altercation aboard an airplane, he is remanded to the care of an anger management therapist, Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson), who could probably use some anger

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Anger Management HDTV

Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is usually a mild-mannered, non-confrontational guy. But after an altercation aboard an airplane, he is remanded to the care of an anger management therapist, Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson), who could probably use some anger

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Punch-Drunk Love HDTV

Adam Sandler stars as a man whose inability to love gets a serious challenge in the form of Emma Watson.

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
Anger Management HDTV

Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is usually a mild-mannered, non-confrontational guy. But after an altercation aboard an airplane, he is remanded to the care of an anger management therapist, Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson), who could probably use some anger

5:40AM ET/4:40 C
Invincible HDTV

True story of a Jewish strongman becoming a sensation performing in Berlin at Hanussen's Theatre of the Occult just as the gathering storm of Nazi Germany takes hold. Tim Roth also stars in this film from accalimed director Werner Herzog.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
A Shot at Glory

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 55m
In the tradition of "Rudy" and "Hoosiers" comes this rousing sports drama about a Scottish soccer coach (Robert Duvall) forced by his team's new owner (Michael Keaton) to accept the addition of his talented but volatile former son-in-law (Ally McCoist) to his struggling team's roster. Soon the rag-tag footballers, accompanied by their American goalie (Cole Hauser), are on their way to a showdown with Glasgow's legendary Rangers. Kirsty Mitchell costars in this inspiring international success boasting a score by Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Heaven Can Wait (1978)

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 41m
Warren Beatty stars in, co-wrote and co-directed this romantic comedy remake of "Here Comes Mr. Jordan" (1941) about a pro football player who's reincarnated into the body of a middle-aged millionaire but remains determined to take the L.A. Rams to the Super Bowl - despite the fact that his former coach (Jack Warden) thinks he's nuts and his wife (Dyan Cannon) and accountant (Charles Grodin) are trying to murder him. Julie Christie, Buck Henry and James Mason costar in this delightful box office smash.

12:45AM ET/11:45 C
Harlan County War

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VSL 1h 45m
Holly Hunter stars in this powerful socio-political drama as Ruby Kincaid, a poor Kentucky wife in the 1970s living a hardscrabble existence with her mine worker husband Silas (Ted Levine) and their children. When a union organizer (Stellan Skarsgard) convinces the miners to strike, Ruby is skeptical. The vicious tactics used by their company to break the strikers convinces Ruby to fight back, however, and soon she's at the forefront of a movement that gains national attention.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Mean Machine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 40m
Winning British comedy starring Vinnie Jones as a combative professional soccer player whose incarceration on assault charges leads to the organization of a prison team - and a high-stakes match-up against the facility's guards. David Hemmings, David Kelly, Ralph Brown, Jason Flemyng, Jason Statham and Sally Phillips costar in this kicking cousin to the classic "The Longest Yard."

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 40m
Super-spy siblings Carmen and Juni (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) are back to rid the world of another villainous menace in this sci-fi action sequel from writer/director Robert Rodriguez ("El Mariachi"). This time, the Cortez kids - now official government agents - are assigned to find and stop the nefarious energy-sapping plans of Romero (Steve Buscemi), a mad scientist whose tropical island lair is populated with mutant experiments-gone-awry. Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor costar.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Harlan County War

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VSL 1h 45m
Holly Hunter stars in this powerful socio-political drama as Ruby Kincaid, a poor Kentucky wife in the 1970s living a hardscrabble existence with her mine worker husband Silas (Ted Levine) and their children. When a union organizer (Stellan Skarsgard) convinces the miners to strike, Ruby is skeptical. The vicious tactics used by their company to break the strikers convinces Ruby to fight back, however, and soon she's at the forefront of a movement that gains national attention.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
A Shot at Glory

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 55m
In the tradition of "Rudy" and "Hoosiers" comes this rousing sports drama about a Scottish soccer coach (Robert Duvall) forced by his team's new owner (Michael Keaton) to accept the addition of his talented but volatile former son-in-law (Ally McCoist) to his struggling team's roster. Soon the rag-tag footballers, accompanied by their American goalie (Cole Hauser), are on their way to a showdown with Glasgow's legendary Rangers. Kirsty Mitchell costars in this inspiring international success boasting a score by Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler.

4:35AM ET/3:35 C
Mean Machine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 40m
Winning British comedy starring Vinnie Jones as a combative professional soccer player whose incarceration on assault charges leads to the organization of a prison team - and a high-stakes match-up against the facility's guards. David Hemmings, David Kelly, Ralph Brown, Jason Flemyng, Jason Statham and Sally Phillips costar in this kicking cousin to the classic "The Longest Yard."

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