FRIDAY, APRIL 2, 2004


 

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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
George Lopez

"George's House of Cards"
George invites Angie's newly divorced dad to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
The Big House

"Hart Transplant"
In the premiere episode, Kevin, wanting to impress the beautiful girl (Robinne Lee) he met at Drexel University, lies about where he lives, not realizing that cousin Eartha is his would-be date's tutor. Things go from bad to worse when Bianca turns up at the Cleveland house, and not even Kevin can fast-talk his way out of this difficult situation.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hope & Faith

"Madam President"
Hope runs for president of the neighborhood association, with Faith as her aggressive campaign manager. But Faith's unscrupulous tactics backfire when Hope's opponent, Harry Hannigan, threatens to reveal an embarrassing video from Faith's early career. Mimi Rogers guest stars as Annie, Harry's flirtatious wife who has designs on Charley.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Life with Bonnie

"Nip, Tuck and Roll"
At the request of "Morning Chicago" station owner Mr. Portinbody, Bonnie reluctantly goes for a consultation with a plastic surgeon (Dax Shepard from "Punk'd"), who leaves his mark on her.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
The DA

"The People vs. Oliver C. Handley"
D.A. David Franks' steadfast refusal to release the contents of a letter left to him by a grieving widow who killed herself after her husband died of leukemia causes the press to question what David, a candidate for re-election, has to hide. While Lisa must decide if the D.A.'s office should open a criminal investigation into the widow's death, Mark tries to solve the mystery of why the HMO treating her husband didn't provide the bone marrow transplant that would have saved his life.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Joan of Arcadia

"Do the Math"
Per God’s request, Joan begins to take piano lessons from a cranky elderly woman. Meanwhile, Joan and Adam continue to explore what type of relationship they are meant to have, and Kevin hopes a second opinion will give him news of an eventual recovery.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
JAG

"Hard Time"
After Mac is slugged in the courtroom by the female Marine she convicted, she raises the ire of the judge by questioning his decision to have the court bailiff escort the prisoner. As a result, Mac is punished by being assigned the task herself. Mac shoulders the responsibility stoically, but when their trip is extended due to travel problems, Mac becomes more familiar with her prisoner and learns that she may not be guilty after all.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
The District

"The Black Widow Maker"
Mannion gets involved in a local murder investigation when he travels to a small town to fight a warrant for his arrest for a traffic violation. Meanwhile, Temple and Debreno look into the disappearance of an armored truck owned by the company that Temple works for part time.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order: Criminal Intent

"The Gift"
When a young man is knifed and murdered, Detectives Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) and Eames (Kathryn Erbe) discover evidence that links the crime to practioners of a Santeria cult -- and their investigation soon narrows to two former convicts who dupe the mother (as Lyz Webster, guest star Anne Twomey) of the victim into believing that she has special clairvoyant powers. However, in order to make a better case against the couple and track their involvement in the slaying, crafty Goren must get inside the exploited woman's head to convince her that she truly has a psychic gift. Jamey Sheridan and Courtney B. Vance also star. Bobby Cannavale ("Third Watch") guest-stars.
 

11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM C
 THE TONIGHT SHOW
WITH JAY LENO

GUESTS Sylvester Stallone, Finger Eleven

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Reba

"To Tell The Truth"
When Van (Steve Howey) fails to mention that he got a ride home from the team's attractive female publicist (guest star Sarah Shahi), Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) suspects that he is cheating on her and kicks him out of the house. Cheyenne admits to Reba (Reba McEntire) that she fears her marriage will fall apart just like her parents' marriage did.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Reba

"Spies Like Reba"
Suspicious of Kyra's (Scarlett Pomers) secretiveness, Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) convinces Reba (Reba McEntire) to hack into her e-mail, where they learn that she's planning to attend an unsupervised party and possibly "go to the next level" with a boy. Reba, Brock (Christopher Rich) and Barbra Jean stakeout the party in an attempt to prevent Kyra from repeating Cheyenne's (JoAnna Garcia) mistakes.

NO HDTV PROGRAMMING TONIGHT

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Raphael"
works of Raphael (Raffaelo). Raphael has been described as a painter of great intelligence and beauty who, more than any other Renaissance painter, understood the laws of harmony and composition and how they could be applied to his work.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Uganda: It's A Croc Story"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
O'shea's Big Adventure

"Spitting Cobra"
Understanding how Spitting Cobras expel venom could help inform the production of anti-venom, a development that could save lives. Search with Mark O'Shea in South Africa as he hunts for cobras and collects venom specimens required for the study.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
In Search Of The King Cobra

Herpetologist and adventurer, Austin Stevens takes to the remote jungles of Southern India in pursuit of the world's largest venomous snake, the king cobra! Follow Austin as he tracks, catches and photographs one of these deadly giants.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Urban Wild

"Tokyo"
Much of Tokyo's wildlife was displaced after the destruction and rebuilding after World War II. Uncover the resilient flora and fauna that have created new and unique habitats in this Japanese city.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Rome: Art In The Imperial Era"
Rome is known as "the eternal city." Historically, this small city of farmers and warriors grew to be a great power and colonized a large part of the ancient world. Examine the extraordinary artwork Roman conquerors brought back as prizes.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Tonija & Gregory"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Beaux Art Beauties"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Where To Start"
Newlyweds Suji and Arthur purchased a historic fixer-upper, but the work has never gotten off the ground because the house seems to have the upper hand. Suji would like to surprise Arthur with one renovation that doesn't rest on his shoulders.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Buried Treasures"
Everything good in life is worth looking for. See the largest collection of magic memorabilia in North America. Also a dome home looks simpe from above, but below ground it's a different story.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Kinetic Survivors"
Ever wanted to know how fast a piece of art can travel through the mud? Giant lug nuts float and prehistoric monsters hit the highway during the marvelous mayhem of kinetic sculpture racing. Experience the thrill of victory and the agony of being mediocre.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Insectia

"Insects At The End Of The World"
Join entomologist Georges Brossard as he discovers the rare insects of Madagascar. Butterflies, Moths, Weevils, and even a millipede that rolls up into a green ball thrive on the island nation.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Coppermine"
From its headwaters at Lac de Gras, the Coppermine River flows swiftly down through stark Arctic tundra, dense spruce forests, and the low lying mountain ranges to its mouth at the Coronation Gulf of the Arctic Ocean, at the community of Kuglugtuk.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Uganda: It's A Croc Story"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
O'shea's Big Adventure

"Spitting Cobra"
Understanding how Spitting Cobras expel venom could help inform the production of anti-venom, a development that could save lives. Search with Mark O'Shea in South Africa as he hunts for cobras and collects venom specimens required for the study.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
In Search Of The King Cobra

Herpetologist and adventurer, Austin Stevens takes to the remote jungles of Southern India in pursuit of the world's largest venomous snake, the king cobra! Follow Austin as he tracks, catches and photographs one of these deadly giants.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Lake Ontario

No Description Available.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
We Built This City

"London"
London is a city steeped in history, from Roman settlement to medieval pleasure ground to the center of the British empire. Follow this city's progress through revolution and world war to find out how London became the world power it is today.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Africa's Elephant Kingdom

An extended elephant family, featuring a venerable Old Bull, embarks upon a life-and-death journey across the vast African plains. Through oppressive conditions they persevere, facing extraordinary joys and sorrows in life.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
We Built This City

"London"
London is a city steeped in history, from Roman settlement to medieval pleasure ground to the center of the British empire. Follow this city's progress through revolution and world war to find out how London became the world power it is today.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Africa's Elephant Kingdom

An extended elephant family, featuring a venerable Old Bull, embarks upon a life-and-death journey across the vast African plains. Through oppressive conditions they persevere, facing extraordinary joys and sorrows in life.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Insectia

"Life In The Desert"
Find out how insects can stay alive in the arid expanses of the Sahara desert by preserving their precious water supply. Locusts, Desert Beetles, and many other insects store this resource to survive the Moroccan sun.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Hayes"
The Hayes River is an important river in Canada's history - it is the only navigable route from the Fur Trade Headquarters on Hudson Bay to posts south of Lake Winnipeg. The river was abandoned as a fur trade route but remnants of its past line its banks.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
We Built This City

"London"
London is a city steeped in history, from Roman settlement to medieval pleasure ground to the center of the British empire. Follow this city's progress through revolution and world war to find out how London became the world power it is today.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Africa's Elephant Kingdom

An extended elephant family, featuring a venerable Old Bull, embarks upon a life-and-death journey across the vast African plains. Through oppressive conditions they persevere, facing extraordinary joys and sorrows in life.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Chinese Communist Party: The New Leap Forward

Thanks to reforms initiated by former party head and President Jiang Zemin and others, Chinese communism today appears to have adopted some remarkably capitalistic ideologies. These reforms have had profound effects on China's economy and have shaken up some fundamental parts of the culture. But as the drums of reform continue to beat, China is on the march.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Desert Speaks

River Runs Dry - The Gila River once flowed entirely across the state of Arizona. But it is now used up and dries out merely halfway to its former confluence with the Colorado River. Revered as sacred by ancient peoples and modern-day indigenous people alike, the history of the Gila River is the story of nearly all modern desert rivers.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Bette

Or Not to Be - When Bette finds out Tim Curry is in town for a stage production of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet," she pushes her way into the production. Because she is disinterested in learning her lines, she proceeds to ruin the rehearsals, and Tim suggests they move her character's death into the prologue.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money

A Night at the Opera - Effie takes Finn with her to the opera after her escort, Jerry, cancels. At the opera, she runs into her gossipy "best friend," Kiki Farrington -- who is with Jerry.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition

Oscar Nominated Films - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky gives his spin on this year's Oscar nominated films. Interviews with Oscar nominees, Jim Sheridan, Denys Arcand, Andrew Jarecki, Errol Morris and Nathaniel Kahn. And, full-length HD trailers of the five Best Picture Nominees.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America

Surfing, Yoga - California surfers search for the perfect wave and the perfect surfboard. Co-host Kandace Krueger reaches for the mind-body connection in a Denver yoga studio. And Colorado volunteers form a life line for lions and tigers and bears, once family pets, that outgrew their welcome.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Hello My Name Is... - How to create a winning team involving the key players for a successful home renovation.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America

Dean Fearing - Tour Time at the home of superstar chef Dean Fearing.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
HDNet World Report

America: "To Love, Honor and Cherish" - HDNet World Report looks at the controversy surrounding gay marriage in America. Are the ceremonies merely civil disobedience, or could they eventually threaten the family fiber in this country?

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report

Yellowstone: The Sound and the Furry - HDNet World Report travels to Yellowstone National Park where the battle over winter snowmobile use continues. Less polluting and quieter machines have been introduced, and area merchants are hoping for their acceptance, but the other side wants an absolute ban, hoping to focus purely on the Park's winter animal habitat.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
An American In Canada

A Non-Date to Remember - Dennis finds himself at the center of a controversy after he invites Chef Olaf and his fiancée - Leonard - to get married on Wake Up Calgary. Judy agrees to go on a secret date with Jake ... as long as Jake doesn't call it a date.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Thieves

Home Is Where The Heist Is - Johnny and Rita cohabitate in suburbia for their latest assignment. While recovering a stolen computer virus, they discover just how comfortable life together could actually be. Guest starring Tone Loc, Wanda de Jesus and Armin Shimerman.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Rusted Root, Electric 6 - One of the best American jam bands of our time is headlining today's True Music: Rusted Root! Also featured will be the goup Electric 6 - voted by Blender magazine as one of the top 50 bands of 2003. Plus, don't miss the soulful sound of N'Dambi.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

Commandant Gertrude - General Burkhalter's strong-minded sister, Gertrude, becomes the de facto commander of Stalag 13.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
That's Life

Boo! - Paulie is frantic when Plum is reported missing on Halloween; Dolly is forced to entertain Plum's neurotic mother; Jackie receives a lesson in parenting from a lost trick or treater.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Charlie's Angels

Angels In A Box - Jill Munroe surprises us with a return visit to help find her kidnapped sister, Kris. After a witness description of the kidnapping, the Angels follow a lead that takes them to a tennis resort. Bosley recognizes two of this culprits and Jill and Sabrina discreetly investigate. Another kidnapper gets Jill after Sabrina and Kelly realize they've been set up.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Designing America

Got Junk? - If your garage is stressing you out, watch this week for a marvelous makeover! Catch up on the latest kitchen gadgets, tour an East Texas Cabin and get some great new baby gift ideas.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
MLS: Behind the Net

An in-depth break down of the players, coaches and stories of Major League Soccer for the upcoming 2004 season.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
HDNet Horse Racing Challenge

The HDNet Horse Racing Challenge from Santa Anita Park featuring many of the nations top trainers and jockeys and horses. This weekly series features a unique look at the sport of horse racing through a competition among players, trainers and jockeys.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Forensic Factor

Cover Ups - After a violent struggle, a woman shoots her deranged husband in a fit of rage. As his lifeless body lies on the kitchen floor, she sits down and breathes a sigh of relief. She's certain that life will be much better now that he's finally gone... as long as she isn't caught. She already begins to think: what's the best way to get rid of the body?

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Higher Definition Take Two - Premiere

Jack Black - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky sits down with The School of Rock's Jack Black to talk movies, music, HD and more.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
HDNet Movie Night - Premiere

The Endless Summer II - 1994 sequel to The Endless Summer, which follows two hard core surfers as they search the globe for the perfect wave.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
NHL Hockey - LIVE!

Calgary @ Los Angeles

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Higher Definition Take Two

Jack Black - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky sits down with The School of Rock's Jack Black to talk movies, music, HD and more.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
HDNet Movie Night

The Endless Summer II - 1994 sequel to The Endless Summer, which follows two hard core surfers as they search the globe for the perfect wave.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Fugitive

Safekeeping - In Topeka, Kansas, Kimble forms a bond with a teenage girl, but their peaceful coexistence is disrupted by the arrival of the teen's estranged mother and a violent bounty hunter.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Charlie's Angels

Hell Ride - Three bright, beautiful, athletic and police-trained private detectives become involved in a whirlwind of danger when they investigate the death of a woman stock car racer. They discover a conspiracy that extends far beyond the track.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Wild Secrets

Bowerbird: Labour of Love - When it comes to attracting a female, good looks are never enough. As every bowerbird knows you need a tasteful blue decor and a great dance routine. A natural history soap opera played out over one mating season in South East Australia.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Winners Take All

PG-13 - 1:42 - 1986
Cast: Don Michael Paul, Kathleen York, Robert Krantz Director: Fritz Kiersch
A group of companions decide to try their luck in a Supercross race.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Convicts

NR - 1:35 - 1991
Cast: Robert Duvall, Lukas Haas, James Earl Jones Director: Peter Masterson
A young boy comes of age on a Texas Gulf Coast canefield in 1902.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
The Power of One

PG-13 - 2:07 - 1992
Cast: Stephen Dorff, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Morgan Freeman Director: John G. Avildsen
An English boy, P.K., is taken in by a professor after he is ostricized by his German classmates. Through the professor, he meets a man who teaches him how to box and stand up for his rights.

12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Rough Magic

PG-13 - 1:44 - 1995
Cast: Bridget Fonda, Russell Crowe, Jim Broadbent Director: Clare Peploe
Following through with the dying wish of a magician, his apprentice travels to Mexico to find a secret serum that will enhance her talents.

2:35PM ET/1:35 C
Billy Jack

PG - 1:54 - 1971
Cast: Tom Laughlin, Delores Taylor, Clark Howat Director: T.C. Frank
Ex-Green Beret, Billy Jack, rediscovers his Indian heritage while battling for a school for runaways.

4:35PM ET/3:35 C
Out Of Bounds

R - 1:31 - 1986
Cast: Anthony Michael Hall, Jenny Wright, Jeff Kober Director: Richard Tuggle
A small town kid moves to L.A. and gets mixed up with a drug dealer when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Rough Magic

PG-13 - 1:44 - 1995
Cast: Bridget Fonda, Russell Crowe, Jim Broadbent Director: Clare Peploe
Following through with the dying wish of a magician, his apprentice travels to Mexico to find a secret serum that will enhance her talents.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Empire Records

PG-13 - 1:31 - 1995
Cast: Anthony LaPaglia, Rory Cochrane, Liv Tyler Director: Allan Moyle
When the owner of a small music store fails to raise enough money to stay in business, his eccentric employees take on the mission.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Three Days of the Condor

R - 1:57 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson Director: Sydney Pollack
A CIA researcher must discover the identities of his co-worker's murderers before they find him.

11:45PM ET/10:45 C
Empire Records

PG-13 - 1:31 - 1995
Cast: Anthony LaPaglia, Rory Cochrane, Liv Tyler Director: Allan Moyle
When the owner of a small music store fails to raise enough money to stay in business, his eccentric employees take on the mission.

1:35AM ET/12:35 C
Three Days of the Condor

R - 1:57 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson Director: Sydney Pollack
A CIA researcher must discover the identities of his co-worker's murderers before they find him.

3:35AM ET/2:35 C
Blue Velvet

R - 2:01 - 1986
Cast: Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper Director: David Lynch
A college kid happens upon the secret and disturbing underbelly of his quiet neighborhood.

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Days Of Wine and Roses

NR - 1:57 - 1962
Cast: Jack Lemmon, Lee Remick, Charles Bickford Director: Blake Edwards
A man introduces his wife to alcohol and they both spiral down together.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Panic

R Time: 87  
A hit man named Alex (William H. Macy), who learned his craft from his father, begins to have a mid-life crisis that leaves him wanting to quit the family business in this drama. But things go from bad to worse when dear old dad puts a hit out on Alex's therapist--while the very-married Alex is flirting with one of the doc's sexy young patients (Neve Campbell)! Also with Tracey Ullman, John Ritter, Barbara Bain and Donald Sutherland.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
The Substitute 4 Failure Is Not An Option

R Time: 91  
Treat Williams is back in this tension-packed sequel as a former mercenary who has changed careers to become a teacher. When a general discovers that his son has been incorporated into a pro-Nazi unit at an elite military academy, he enlists Williams to go undercover and stop the group's leader. With Angie Everhart, Patrick Kilpatrick, Bill Nunn and Tim Abell.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Trapped

R Time: 105  
A husband and wife fight back against the ruthless kidnappers who have abducted their daughter in a shrewdly planned ransom scheme. Will and Karen Jennings are the perfect couple whose lives are thrown into tumult when their six-year-old daughter Abby is snatched by cold-blooded criminal Joe Hickey, whose wife Cheryl and cousin Marvin assist him. Their bold plan--holding Abby for ransom, while simultaneously taking her parents hostage in separate locations--seems perfectly devised, but Will and Karen know a few tricks too, leading to a tension-packed finale. With Charlize Theron, Courtney Love and Kevin Bacon. Stuart Townsend and Pruitt Taylor Vince co-star. Directed by Luis Mandoki, based upon the novel 24 Hours by Greg Iles, screenplay by Greg Iles. "A stylishly filmed thriller" (Hollywood Reporter).

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
City By The Sea

R Time: 108  
Robert De Niro excels in this fact-based drama about a seasoned homicide detective who becomes torn between duty and family when his troubled son is suspected of murder. Vincent LaMarca (De Niro) is a cop who believes the punishment should fit the crime, but when a drug dealer's slaying points to LaMarca's strung-out son Joey (James Franco), the lawman struggles to come to grips with the situation. Frances McDormand (Almost Famous) co-stars as LaMarca's occasional lover and confidante. Also with George Dzundza, Patti LuPone, William Forsythe and Eliza Dushku (Wrong Turn).

3:05PM ET/2:05 C
Xchange

R Time: 109  
In the near future, a company called Xchange offers an alternative, time-saving travel service that employs mind transference to allow its users to swap bodies with someone at their destination. For an executive who unwittingly switches bodies with a dangerous assassin, the technology of the future turns into a nightmare that threatens to leave him without any identity! Stephen Baldwin, Kyle MacLachlan and Kim Coates star in this chilling suspense film.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Risky Business

R Time: 99  
A straight-arrow teen whose parents are away gets the Porsche, the Chivas Regal and the chance to finally shed his virginity. Tom Cruise stars as Joel, the boy wonder who decides to just say "what the heck!" (or something to that effect) and break loose. Rebecca De Mornay plays a young call girl whose arrival makes a man out of Joel...but who leads him into sobering trouble. Curtis Armstrong and Joe Pantoliano co-star.

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
The Tuxedo

PG13 Time: 98  
Jackie Chan takes dressing for success to a comical new level in this action-comedy about a hapless cab driver who dons a high-tech tuxedo that transforms its wearer into a martial arts master. Jimmy Tong (Chan) is the easy-going cabbie whose job chauffeuring a wealthy secret agent takes a hilarious turn when the man is injured and Jimmy is forced to put on the battle-ready threads in an effort to stop an arch-villain with plans to control the world's water supply. Jennifer Love Hewitt co-stars as a sexy, straight-laced scientist who thinks Jimmy is the real secret agent. Also with Jason Isaacs, Debi Mazar and Peter Stormare. Directed by Kevin Donovan.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Biker Boyz

PG13Time: 110  
Burning rubber is the name of the game in this "adrenaline spiked and action packed" (New York Daily News) thriller about a champion motorcycle racer who faces the challenge of a fearless young upstart. Laurence Fishburne stars as Smoke, the leader of an underground bike club whose upscale members participate in illegal races. Derek Luke, who shined in Denzel Washington's Antwone Fisher, plays Kid, a fiery youth who has racing in his blood and a desire to torch Smoke on the strip...despite a shocking secret that links the pair together. Orlando Jones, Djimon Hounsou, Lisa Bonet, Brendan Fehr, Larenz Tate and Kid Rock co-star. Directed by Reggie Rock Bythewood, written by Craig Fernandez and Reggie Rock Bythewood.

3:40AM ET/2:40 C
The Tuxedo

PG13 Time: 98  
Jackie Chan takes dressing for success to a comical new level in this action-comedy about a hapless cab driver who dons a high-tech tuxedo that transforms its wearer into a martial arts master. Jimmy Tong (Chan) is the easy-going cabbie whose job chauffeuring a wealthy secret agent takes a hilarious turn when the man is injured and Jimmy is forced to put on the battle-ready threads in an effort to stop an arch-villain with plans to control the world's water supply. Jennifer Love Hewitt co-stars as a sexy, straight-laced scientist who thinks Jimmy is the real secret agent. Also with Jason Isaacs, Debi Mazar and Peter Stormare. Directed by Kevin Donovan.

5:20AM ET/4:20 C
Club Paradise

PG13 Time: 95  
Normalcy takes a holiday when Robin Williams opens up a Caribbean resort! All comedy heck breaks loose as Williams and reggae star Jimmy Cliff try to turn a seedy hotel into a tropical Eden. The plumbing's a joke, guests vanish without a trace and the locals are plotting an uprising. And then things start to get really wild! The off-the-wall cast boasts Peter O'Toole as the pompous island governor, Twiggy as Robin's lady friend and Rick Moranis as a randy nerd.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Turbo A Power Rangers Movie

PG Time: 99
Can the Power Rangers save the world from certain doom? They'll have to defeat the evil space pirate Divatox to do it! It's a battle to end all battles in this fantastic adventure.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
The Majestic

PG Time: 152
"A proud patriotic hymn to America" (Roger Ebert). Amnesia and a case of mistaken identity create the forum for this wonderful Capra-esque drama set in the 1950s. Jim Carrey stars as Hollywood screenwriter Peter Appleton, a cocky star-in-the-making who suddenly finds his world falling apart after he is blacklisted. But when a car wreck leaves him with severe amnesia in a small coastal town, a local man claims Peter is his long-missing war-veteran son, leading the town--and Peter--into a rebirth that will change both forever. With Martin Landau, Laurie Holden, David Ogden Stiers, Jeffrey DeMunn and Hal Holbrook. Directed by Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile).

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Hostile Waters

PG Time: 91
We were seconds away from death and didn't know it. On October 3, 1986, an American submarine collided with a Russian submarine carrying 32 nuclear warheads off the east coast of the United States. As disaster loomed, the Soviet captain was forced to make a split-second, life-and-death decision...while Washington and Moscow struggled to control a reaction of misunderstanding that could have sparked a deadly nuclear confrontation. Rutger Hauer and Martin Sheen play the submarine officers at the center of the crisis.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Swimfan

PG13 Time: 84
A hunky high-school swimmer with a great future finds his life sinking to the bottom after a lusty fling with a slinky, but psychotic new girl on campus. Jesse Bradford stars as the swim-team standout Ben Cronin whose private lesson with attractive new co-ed Madison (Erika Christensen) leads to steamy antics in the pool. Madison claims its only a one-night stand, but it's not long before the sultry sexpot becomes a full-fledged stalker leading Ben down a dangerous path that could cost him his girlfriend, his career--and even his life. Shiri Appleby, Kate Burton and Dan Hedaya co-star. Directed by John Polson.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Caddyshack II

PG Time: 97
The poor rich snobs of Bushwood Country Club don't know who they're messing with when they snub rich slob Jackie Mason in this wacky comedy sequel. Jackie wants to join for the sake of his social-climbing daughter, but when pinkies are raised against him, he fights back by buying the club! Chevy Chase and that pesky gopher return for more giddy, goofy laughs. With Dyan Cannon and Robert Stack.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
The Majestic

PG Time: 152
"A proud patriotic hymn to America" (Roger Ebert). Amnesia and a case of mistaken identity create the forum for this wonderful Capra-esque drama set in the 1950s. Jim Carrey stars as Hollywood screenwriter Peter Appleton, a cocky star-in-the-making who suddenly finds his world falling apart after he is blacklisted. But when a car wreck leaves him with severe amnesia in a small coastal town, a local man claims Peter is his long-missing war-veteran son, leading the town--and Peter--into a rebirth that will change both forever. With Martin Landau, Laurie Holden, David Ogden Stiers, Jeffrey DeMunn and Hal Holbrook. Directed by Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile).

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
Formula 51

R Time: 92
Samuel L. Jackson concocts a formula for laughs in this comedy about a disgraced kilt-wearing chemist who creates a powerful drug that places him in the crosshairs of cops and criminals alike. More than 30 years after a pot bust cost him a pharmaceutical career, Elmo McElroy (Jackson) has honed his craft by designing drugs for a decrepit kingpin named Lizard. Elmo's valuable new creation--a drug 51 times more potent than crack--leads him to try selling the formula on his own, but Lizard has other ideas forcing the crafty chemist on the run from crazed skinheads, corrupt cops and a gorgeous assassin. Robert Carlyle, Emily Mortimer, Sean Pertwee and Ricky Tomlinson co-star. Directed by Ronny Yu.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Deadwood 02: Deep Water

TVMA Time: 55
As suspicions arise that "road agents" may have been the true perpetrators of the massacre, Swearengen takes a special interest in the health of its sole survivor--a young girl ministered to by the unlikely team of Doc Cochran and Calamity Jane. Meanwhile, Bullock and Star attempt to buy property from Swearengen, who suspects an alliance between Hickok and the hardware boys. At the Grand Central Hotel, Brom Garret rethinks his recent investment, while his wife Alma medicates her anxieties. As a confrontation brews over the young survivor, Hickok asks Bullock to cover his back in a tension-filled poker game.

11:50PM ET/10:50 C
Next Of Kin

R Time: 108
Patrick Swayze is a street-tough Chicago cop. But when his brother is killed, he turns to his hillbilly upbringing--and his Kentucky kinfolk--to even the score! He proves mountain justice works extremely well in the big city. "John Irvin's atmospheric direction lifts the Patrick Swayze cop vehicle...to sleeper status" (Variety). With Liam Neeson (Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace), Adam Baldwin (Full Metal Jacket),

1:40AM ET/12:40 C
The Crow: City Of Angels

R Time: 85
A Los Angeles man, who was murdered along with his son, is resurrected by a divine crow that gives him unearthly powers to punish the criminals who took their lives in this sequel to the dark 1994 thriller. When Ashe and his son Danny accidentally witness a murder at the hands of sinister drug boss Judah, the kingpin sends his cronies after the duo and Ashe and Danny are killed. But, with the help of the crow, Ashe is reborn and endowed with the bird's phenomenal powers to take vengeance on the thugs who wronged him in life. Starring Vincent Perez, Mia Kirshner, Richard Brooks, Iggy Pop, Thomas Jane, Vincent Castellanos and Thury Trang. Written by David S. Goyer; directed by Tim Pope.

3:10AM ET/2:10 C
American Psycho II All American Girl

TVMA Time: 88
A pretty co-ed comes up with a surefire plan to win a desirable teacher's assistant job: kill everyone in her way! Mila Kunis stars as the homicidal college girl who believes the pile of bodies she leaves behind will be her ticket into the FBI. William Shatner co-stars as the professor. Also with Kim Schraner and Geraint Wyn Davies.

4:40AM ET/3:40 C
Joseph Conrad's The Secret Agent

R Time: 94
Christopher Hampton (Carrington) directed this drama about terrorism and double-cross in 1890s London. Bob Hoskins plays a double agent, befriending anarchists from all over Europe, then reporting their activities to the Russian government. Ordered to turn public opinion against the anarchists, he plans a brutal act that will have tragic consequences for his family.

                               

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10:45AM ET/9:45 C
Lucky Break

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 49m
Peter Cattaneo ("The Full Monty") directs this British comedy starring James Nesbitt as Jimmy Hands, a raffish robber assigned to a grim correctional facility. When the prison's governor (Christopher Plummer) is persuaded to stage a production of a misguided musical based on the story of Admiral Nelson and Lady Emma Hamilton, Jimmy and his buddies seize the opportunity to plan a jailbreak. However, complicating matters is a lovely therapist (Olivia Williams), who, cast as Jimmy's costar, steals his heart. Timothy Spall and Lennie James costar.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Hey Arnold! The Movie

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 16m
Nickelodeon's popular hero with the football-shaped head gets his very own feature film with this animated family adventure that finds Arnold and his friends trying to stop a crooked developer from ruining their neighborhood, with the help of a superhero and a shadowy inside source. Featuring the voices of Paul Sorvino, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Christopher Lloyd.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Orange County

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").

6:45PM ET/5:45 C
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 40m
Super-spy siblings Carmen and Juni (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) are back to rid the world of another villainous menace in this sci-fi action sequel from writer/director Robert Rodriguez ("El Mariachi"). This time, the Cortez kids - now official government agents - are assigned to find and stop the nefarious energy-sapping plans of Romero (Steve Buscemi), a mad scientist whose tropical island lair is populated with mutant experiments-gone-awry. Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor costar.

8:25PM ET/7:25 C
National Lampoon's Van Wilder

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Ryan Reynolds ("Two Guys and a Girl," "The In-Laws") is the title character in this gross-out comedy, a collegiate lifer in his seventh year of matriculation, forced by his wealthy father's disinheritance to launch a lucrative enterprise as a party planner for his fellow students - much to the chagrin of his school's administrators. Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn, Edie McClurg and Erik Estrada costar in this politically incorrect farce from the producers of "Animal House" and "Vacation."

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Rest In Peace

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 L 41m
George tries to get her old job back as Mason seeks a one-night stand and George's family gathers for the dedication of her grave.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
The Family Of Man

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - L 49m
A Native American artifact Chris finds near his cabin in the woods could cost him the property, so he agrees to perform at a nearby reservation casino in hope of enlisting support from his indigenous neighbors.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
.com For Murder

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VLD 1h 37m
Bored as she recovers from a skiing accident, Sondra Brummel (Nastassja Kinski) is pulled into the darkest corners of the information superhighway when she piques the interest of a murderer in an Internet chat room. Nicolette Sheridan, Roger Daltrey and Huey Lewis costar in this techno-thriller.

4:40AM ET/3:40 C
Orange County

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").

11:05AM ET/10:05 C
A Far Off Place

Two teens follow a bushman across the African desert to elude the poachers that killed their parents.

3:15PM ET/2:15 C
The Emperor's Club

A professor's life is changed when he gets a rebellious new student. Starring Kevin Kline.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Michael

A contemporary tale about a scruffy, hard-drinking slam-dancing archangel who comes to earth and charmingly straightens out everyone's troubles.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Exotica

Destinies are mysteriously linked in a Toronto strip club.
 

 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
The New Adventures of Pinocchio

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
TVPG 1h 29m
Martin Landau reprises his role in this charming fantasy sequel as Geppetto, the Italian woodcarver who created a real boy (Gabriel Thomson) out of a puppet. This time, a magic elixir purchased from a mysterious medical practitioner (Udo Kier) at an odd traveling carnival turns Geppetto himself into a puppet, forcing Pinocchio to embark on an adventure that will help return his father to human form. Warwick Davis costars in this delightful production from director Michael Anderson ("Logan's Run," "Orca").

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
The Emperor's New Clothes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 47m
An ingenious game of "what if" lies at the heart of this gentle comedy/fantasy directed by Alan Taylor. In this alternative take on history, Napoleon (Ian Holm in a dual role) escapes exile on St. Helena when he and his supporters convince a minor deck-hand to double for him in captivity. The emperor will return to France, the ruse will be revealed, and Napoleon will return to power. Or that's the plan. Alas, it seems captivity has its allures and Bonaparte's doppleganger begins to enjoy his new persona. "Delightful" - "Los Angeles Times."

12:35AM ET/11:35 C
The New Adventures of Pinocchio

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
TVPG 1h 29m
Martin Landau reprises his role in this charming fantasy sequel as Geppetto, the Italian woodcarver who created a real boy (Gabriel Thomson) out of a puppet. This time, a magic elixir purchased from a mysterious medical practitioner (Udo Kier) at an odd traveling carnival turns Geppetto himself into a puppet, forcing Pinocchio to embark on an adventure that will help return his father to human form. Warwick Davis costars in this delightful production from director Michael Anderson ("Logan's Run," "Orca").

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
The Emperor's New Clothes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 47m
An ingenious game of "what if" lies at the heart of this gentle comedy/fantasy directed by Alan Taylor. In this alternative take on history, Napoleon (Ian Holm in a dual role) escapes exile on St. Helena when he and his supporters convince a minor deck-hand to double for him in captivity. The emperor will return to France, the ruse will be revealed, and Napoleon will return to power. Or that's the plan. Alas, it seems captivity has its allures and Bonaparte's doppleganger begins to enjoy his new persona. "Delightful" - "Los Angeles Times."

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
K-19: The Widowmaker

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 19m
Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson star in this gripping, fact-based action drama about the crew of a crippled Russian submarine - the communist country's first nuclear vessel, and one that's nearing a meltdown that could spark a worldwide conflagration at the height of the Cold War. Kathryn Bigelow ("Near Dark") directed this taut thriller costarring Peter Sarsgaard and Joss Ackland.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Windtalkers

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 15m
Nicolas Cage and Christian Slater star with Adam Beach ("Smoke Signals") in this explosive, patriotic WWII drama about a severely wounded soldier (Cage) who takes on the assignment of safeguarding a "windtalker" (Beach), a Navajo whose dead native language provides an unbreakable code for the military - but whose life is jeopardized with every increasingly bloody battle against the Japanese in the Pacific. Christian Slater, Mark Ruffalo, Brian Van Holt and Noah Emmerich costar in this tense, stylish war epic from director John Woo ("Face/Off").

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
K-19: The Widowmaker

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 19m
Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson star in this gripping, fact-based action drama about the crew of a crippled Russian submarine - the communist country's first nuclear vessel, and one that's nearing a meltdown that could spark a worldwide conflagration at the height of the Cold War. Kathryn Bigelow ("Near Dark") directed this taut thriller costarring Peter Sarsgaard and Joss Ackland.

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