HDTV Daily Programming Guide for Friday, April 30, 2004

FRIDAY, APRIL 30 2004

 

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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
George Lopez

"George Goes to Disneyland"
George reluctantly agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but makes up an excuse to get out of going to the park with his family. When guilt finally gets the best of him and he asks Benny for a ride, he finally, for the first time in his life, spends a day at the happiest place on earth — alone with his mom.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
The Big House

"George Goes to Disneyland"
George reluctantly agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but makes up an excuse to get out of going to the park with his family. When guilt finally gets the best of him and he asks Benny for a ride, he finally, for the first time in his life, spends a day at the happiest place on earth — alone with his mom.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hope & Faith

"Jack's Back"
Hope and Faith's depressed dad, Jack (Robert Wagner), returns to visit the girls after being jilted by his fiancée. To lift his spirits, Faith and Mandi (Jenny McCarthy) try setting him up with Mandi's mom. But Jack ends up falling for Mandi instead, to Hope and Faith's chagrin. When Mandi refuses to end the relationship, Faith decides to teach her a lesson by dating Mandi's dad, Morris (Tony Curtis).

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hope & Faith

"The Diner Story"
When Faith catches wind that a high-profile director Nick Spinelli (Fisher Stevens) is planning on shooting a film in Cleveland, she quickly hatches a foolproof plan that she expects will give her that second chance at stardom. Hope and Faith plan a chance meeting with the director at a local diner, but their strategy is turned upside down when they realize they have no money to pay for their dinner. Their ill-tempered waitress, Marge, is less than captivated by their excuses, and the restaurant owner makes Hope and Faith wait tables to earn their meals. But when the elusive director finally shows, Marge decides that an acting career might be better suited to her than to Faith.

CBS DAYTIME

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Joan Of Arcadia

"Anonymous"
Joan joins the yearbook staff, per God’s request, and decides to use this assignment as a means of impressing Adam. Meanwhile, Will and Toni attempt to set up a sting for a man who is planning to hire a hitman to murder his wife.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
JAG

"Fighting Words"
Harm and Mac square off in the courtroom when a General is accused of making negative remarks about Islam while in uniform during a church sermon.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"Stalkerazzi"
No Description Available.
 

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Third Watch

"Higher Calling"
When the officers find a headless torso, they have no idea that one of their own will later share in the worst kind of grief while Yokas (Molly Price) is appalled when she probes possible child abuse charges against a dysfunctional mother (guest star Kate Jackson, "Charlie's Angels") and father (Henry Winkler, 'Happy Days")-- the latter a slimy lawyer now in lockup. While the cops sympathize with their mournful fellow officer, Yokas doggedly pursues the curious background of the recovering girl's legal custody but time away from her family could be jeopardizing her own domestic tranquility. Coby Bell, Kim Raver, Carlos Ruivivar, Skipp Sudduth and Jason Wiles also star.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

GUESTS
Ellen Degeneres, Brian Herzlinge, The Cure

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Reba

"Happy Pills"
Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) comes to Reba (Reba McEntire) for advice when she suspects that Brock (Christopher Rich) is cheating on her, but the truth turns out to be even more serious than either of them suspected. Meanwhile, Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) and Van (Steve Howey) offer to chaperone a less-than-eager Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) on a date with her boyfriend, but that turns out to be unnecessary after he breaks her heart.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
What I Like...

"The Anti-Prom"
Tired of worrying about all of the pre-prom fuss, her conflicting feelings Vince (Nick Zano) and Henry (Michael McMillian), and her impending internship in Paris, Holly (Amanda Bynes) decides to throw a stress-free "anti-prom" at the loft. Meanwhile, Val (Jennie Garth) tries to figure out if the invitation she received is to her ex-boyfriend Rick's (guest star Ed Kerr) wedding is just a mistake.

 

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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Raphael"
Life and works of Raphael (Raffaelo). Raphael has been described as a painter of great intelligence and beauty who, more than any other Renaissance painter, understood the laws of harmony and composition and how they could be applied to his work.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Kenya: Hyena, Queen Of The Beasts"
Jeff is in Kenya to dispel some of the myths concerning Africa's most prolific and misunderstood predators. Uncover what is truth and what is fiction surrounding the notorious Tsavo man-eating lions and the spotted hyenas.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Wild Hawaii

Explore the sublime nature of the Hawaiian Islands. The islands' contrasting ecosystems accomodate many endangered species.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Extreme Hawaii

The landscapes of Hawaii offer a slice of paradise. However the island is also plagued by treacherous currents, suicidal waves, deadly fruit, and active volcanoes that may wipe out the entire population.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Secrets Of Hawaii's National Parks

Discover a land where the awe-inspiring, pyrotechnics of earth-in-the-making meets a tropical paradise. Travel to the edge of one of the world's most active volcanoes and marvel at a black sand beach where giant sea turtles bathe in the sun.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
African Garden Of Eden

While most of the year the Kalahari Desert is as inhospitable as any place on earth, the rains briefly transform it into a lush oasis. Follow the animals that travel hundreds of miles lured by the water, but stay only until the land becomes barren again.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Killer Crocs Of Costa Rica

Amidst Costa Rica's breathtaking Pacific coast, rivers and tropical forest, follow the lives of a female crocodile and her young. Along the way they encounter a variety of wildlife, including caiman, predatory fish, army ants and coati.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Cher & Johnny"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Beaux Art Beauties"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Garden Of Gratitude"
Married just eight years ago, Vivian says Albert supported her when began having panic attacks and never once complained. She would love to surprise her husband with a backyard makeover, and create a space that the whole family can enjoy.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Artful Lodgers"
Visit a few homes whose owners seek to create masterpieces for their personal pleasure from a replica of the Sistine Chapel to art inspired by a train crash. One home even has a very large collection of folk art, enough to open a museum.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Patent Pending"
Find a need and fill it. A lifeguard has designed a surf chair to give disabled folks access to the beach and a businessman built a tour bus designed for highways and waterways. A bike lover created an electric bike for clean, efficient transportation.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Kenya: Hyena, Queen Of The Beasts"
Jeff is in Kenya to dispel some of the myths concerning Africa's most prolific and misunderstood predators. Uncover what is truth and what is fiction surrounding the notorious Tsavo man-eating lions and the spotted hyenas.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Wild Hawaii

Explore the sublime nature of the Hawaiian Islands. The islands' contrasting ecosystems accomodate many endangered species.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Extreme Hawaii

The landscapes of Hawaii offer a slice of paradise. However the island is also plagued by treacherous currents, suicidal waves, deadly fruit, and active volcanoes that may wipe out the entire population.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Secrets Of Hawaii's National Parks

Discover a land where the awe-inspiring, pyrotechnics of earth-in-the-making meets a tropical paradise. Travel to the edge of one of the world's most active volcanoes and marvel at a black sand beach where giant sea turtles bathe in the sun.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Valley Of The T-rex

Travel along with the most famous paleontologist in the world, "Jack" Horner, as he continues in his search for the lost world of the most famous dinosaur of all time. His research indicates that the T-Rex might not have been a predator after all.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Before We Ruled The Earth: Mastering The Beasts

15,000 years ago, the Cro-Magnons had evolved to become the sole residents of Europe. They had all the abilities of modern humans: the power of speech, reasoning skills, and a belief in the afterlife.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Luxury Planes

Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in personal jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom design of a $50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet charters, climb inside the most exclusive planes on the runway.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Wright Brothers: First In Flight

Nearly a century after the Wright brothers built the first powered aircraft, a team of engineers is building a reproduction of the 1903 Wright Flyer. From original notes, blueprints and photos, they are uncovering the Wright brother's path to success.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Luxury Planes

Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in personal jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom design of a $50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet charters, climb inside the most exclusive planes on the runway.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Wright Brothers: First In Flight

Nearly a century after the Wright brothers built the first powered aircraft, a team of engineers is building a reproduction of the 1903 Wright Flyer. From original notes, blueprints and photos, they are uncovering the Wright brother's path to success.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Dinosaur Planet

"Little Das' Hunt"
As a young male, it's Das' job to herd unsuspecting prey towards the rest of the pack. But he's easily distracted and ruins several hunts getting him in deep trouble with his mother, the pack leader. When a volcano threatens, the dinosaurs are unprepared.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Luxury Planes

Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in personal jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom design of a $50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet charters, climb inside the most exclusive planes on the runway.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Wright Brothers: First In Flight

Nearly a century after the Wright brothers built the first powered aircraft, a team of engineers is building a reproduction of the 1903 Wright Flyer. From original notes, blueprints and photos, they are uncovering the Wright brother's path to success.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Urban/Wild: Tokyo

Once a natural paradise, Tokyo is now of of the most thouroughly urban cities in the world. Yet within this metropolis are pockets of nature being nourished and protected.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hollywood HD

Godsend Premiere - Hollywood takes a dip into the gene pool for the medical thriller Godsend and we're at the star-studded premiere, plus two enterprising actresses channel Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on stage -- and the results are hilarious.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
What About Joan

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Joan - Joan struggles to write a college recommendation for Jody, a popular former student, whom she does not like, and later finds Jody stole Joan's traumatic high-school shyness story for her admissions interview.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ladies Man

A bounced check prompts Jimmy to put the family on a budget -- which, amazingly, has room for his new set of golf clubs.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition

Tim McCanlies, Haley Joel Osment - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky sits down with Secondhand Lions director Tim McCanlies and star Haley Joel Osment to talk about their new film. Plus, previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America

Magic School, Carnival - New York magicians teach some tricky sleight-of-hand, and carnival-goers in Austin, Texas make their inhibitions disappear.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's at Home

Finishing Touches - Glass blowing, picking furniture fabric, recovering dining chairs, lighting fixtures, sanding materials, and Nova Crown.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America

Got Junk? - If your garage is stressing you out, watch this week for a marvelous makeover! Catch up on the latest kitchen gadgets, tour an East Texas Cabin and get some great new baby gift ideas.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Tracks Ahead

Northlandz - Tracks Ahead takes a look at the gigantic layout called Northlandz. Ride with author and Chicago Sun Times literary critic Henry Kisor as he travels the Rocky Mountains. Check out an HO layout with an European flair.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
White Hot Winter

Out-Of-Bounds (Best of the Back Country - Alberta) - Today's skier wants something more than a double-black diamond run at the usual ski hill. This episode of White Hot Winter looks at why the backcountry is so hot and how to do it safely. Spend an afternoon with an avalanche expert at Banff's Sunshine Resort, who shows us how he blows up a cornice for avalanche control.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

America: Weekend Warriors No More - HDNet World Report visits with American soldiers who will spend time in combat in Iraq. These soldiers are not the typical members of the all volunteer Army. Instead, they are members of the National Guard and the Reserve, who now find themselves on the front lines in this battle, rather than training once a year in America.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Libya: Open For Business - HDNet cameras were among the first to be admitted to Libya this year, where isolation from the rest of the world is ending, due to changes in the policies of Strongman Muammar Qadaffi. Surprisingly, the people of Libya are welcoming American businessmen and tourists to their mysterious land.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada

Citizen Jake - When Jake refers to Canadian culture as "undeveloped" and "just out of the trees", Bill is forced to give Jake an ultimatum -- become a 'little less American' or leave.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

The Hackensaw Boys, Beaver Nelson - Join The Hackensaw Boys at Cheapo Records in Austin for an acoustic performance playing instruments like a stand up bass and spoons! Also checking in this week is Beaver Nelson, who at age 19 was titled a guitar prodigy. Top all this off with a sold out performance from Shackleford Brown, a band that may remind you of Lynyrd Skynard.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

It Takes a Thief . . . Sometimes - Hogan starts to work with members of the underground, at first unaware that they are part of a trap set by the Germans.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
First Monday

Secrets and Lies - Joe Novelli tells a justice that a sex offender is in her neighbourhood, while Novelli tries to get a vote on case involving Megan's Law

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive

Guilt - In a small Southern town, Kimble befriends a young former hoodlum and risks his own capture to help the young man escape wrongful imprisonment resulting from the criminal acts of the sheriff's vengeful son.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Soccer

U.S. National Team vs. Mexico National Team
Special Encore Presentation

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Alison Krauss & Union Station

This incredible performance by Alison Krauss and Union Station at the Louisville Palace in Louisville, Kentucky blends bluegrass, jazz and folk. In 1995 Alison Krauss won the grammy award for female country vocalist of the year. This awesome performance finds bluegrass's most celebrated crossover band at the top of it's game.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Movie Night - Premiere

Gotcha! - A college kid, who plays a mock assassination game called "Gotcha", travels to Europe, and finds himself on the run with a female Czech graduate student who is really an international spy.

9:40PM ET/8:40 C
Hollywood HD

Godsend Premiere - Hollywood takes a dip into the gene pool for the medical thriller Godsend and we're at the star-studded premiere, plus two enterprising actresses channel Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on stage -- and the results are hilarious.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Churchill Downs Sights and Sounds - Premiere

An insider's look into Churchill Downs during the week of the Kentucky Derby.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
HDNet Movie Night

Gotcha! - A college kid, who plays a mock assassination game called "Gotcha", travels to Europe, and finds himself on the run with a female Czech graduate student who is really an international spy.

12:40AM ET/11:40 C
Hollywood HD

Godsend Premiere - Hollywood takes a dip into the gene pool for the medical thriller Godsend and we're at the star-studded premiere, plus two enterprising actresses channel Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on stage -- and the results are hilarious.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Churchill Downs Sights and Sounds

An insider's look into Churchill Downs during the week of the Kentucky Derby.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Soccer

U.S. National Team vs. Mexico National Team
Special Encore Presentation

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Big Apple

Terry makes a deal with the district attorney that has Chris arrested for murder while surveillance starts in Joan's apartment to gather information from Stark's wife.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Thieves

Liver Let Die - Johnny and Rita chase members of a criminal ring trading black-market organs. They retrieve a missing liver and save the life of a Senator's daughter.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Square Pegs

Hardly Working - A need for money forces supercool Jennifer into donning a uniform and taking an unlikely, uncool job after school.
 

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Price Of Glory

PG-13 - 1:58 - 2000
Cast: Jimmy Smits, Jon Seda, Clifton Collins Jr. Director: Carlos Avila
A boxer pushes his sons to the limit to make up for his short lived career.

10:05AM ET/9:05 C
Empire Records

PG-13 - 1:31 - 1995
Cast: Anthony LaPaglia, Rory Cochrane, Liv Tyler Director: Allan Moyle
When the owner of a small music store fails to raise enough money to stay in business, his eccentric employees take on the mission.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Mad Dog and Glory

R - 1:36 - 1993
Cast: Robert De Niro, Uma Thurman, Bill Murray Director: John McNaughton
A police photographer saves the life of a criminal. In order to pay the photographer back, he "lends" him his girlfriend.

1:45PM ET/12:45 C
Honeysuckle Rose

NR - 1:59 - 1980
Cast: Willie Nelson, Dyan Cannon, Amy Irving Director: Jerry Schatzberg
A Country-Western star falls in love with the newest addition to his band, causing serious problems with his wife.

3:45PM ET/2:45 C
Ghosts of Mississippi

PG-13 - 2:10 - 1996
Cast: Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Virginia Madsen Director: Rob Reiner
Sixty years after the murder of a civil rights leader, his killer is brought to trial.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
The Great Waldo Pepper

PG - 1:47 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Bo Svenson, Susan Sarandon Director: George Roy Hill
A pilot begins a movie career in an attempt to claim the glory he missed in WWI.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
King Of The Hill

PG-13 - 1:43 - 1993
Cast: Jesse Bradford, Karen Allen, Elizabeth McGovern Director: Steven Soderbergh
A character study of a young boy living during the depression and his life without his parents.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Three Days of the Condor

R - 1:57 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson Director: Sydney Pollack
A CIA researcher must discover the identities of his co-worker's murderers before they find him.

11:45PM ET/10:45 C
King Of The Hill

PG-13 - 1:43 - 1993
Cast: Jesse Bradford, Karen Allen, Elizabeth McGovern Director: Steven Soderbergh
A character study of a young boy living during the depression and his life without his parents.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Three Days of the Condor

R - 1:57 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson Director: Sydney Pollack
A CIA researcher must discover the identities of his co-worker's murderers before they find him.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Great Waldo Pepper

PG - 1:47 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Bo Svenson, Susan Sarandon Director: George Roy Hill
A pilot begins a movie career in an attempt to claim the glory he missed in WWI.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
The Rounders

NR - 1:25 - 1965
Cast: Glenn Ford, Henry Fonda, Sue Anne Langdon Director: Burt Kennedy
Two cowboys with a propensity to spend their earnings in the nearest bar, come up with a scheme bound to send them on their dream trip to Tahiti.
 

Mrs. Doubtfire

PG13 Time: 125  
Life is a drag--literally!--for a divorced actor whose wife gets full custody of his adored kids. To be near them, Robin Williams dresses up as sweet Mrs. Doubtfire and gets hired as the family nanny! "Williams is a drag-out hit" (Hollywood Reporter) as the loving dad in this hit family comedy. Sally Field is his long-suffering wife, and Pierce Brosnan plays her new beau. With Harvey Fierstein (Torch Song Trilogy).

11:05AM ET/10:05 C
Analyze That

R Time: 95  
Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal reteam in this hilarious sequel to Analyze This that follows the continuing comic adventures of a hapless shrink and an unbalanced patient who happens to be a mob boss. This time around, gangster Paul Vitti is in prison singing songs from West Side Story. Believing he's lost his mind, the authorities agree to let him out--but only into the care of his doctor. Enter nervous therapist Ben Sobel who is forced to accept an offer he can't refuse and live with the neurotic Vitti...who is still up to old criminal tricks with the help of his sidekick Jelly. Lisa Kudrow and Joe Viterelli co-star. Directed by Harold Ramis; written by Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and Ramis.

12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Volcano

PG13 Time: 103  
The coast is toast! Get ready for the year's biggest fireworks as a raging volcano erupts right in the middle of Los Angeles. The City of Angels is about to get its wings burned as fireballs erupt from the La Brea Tarpits and a river of lava heads down Wilshire Boulevard! Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche play the urban troubleshooter and the brilliant seismologist working to minimize the disaster.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Scooby-doo

PG Time: 86  
Mystery mutt Scooby-Doo and his human pals from the beloved cartoon series are brought to dazzling life in this "fast, frenetic and funny" (Variety) live-action feature. The adventure begins as the Mystery Inc. gang--hunky dope Fred, sexy maiden-in-distress Daphne, brainy, but nerdy Velma, ultra-hip 'fraidy cat Shaggy and, of course, Scooby-Doo--reunite for a spooky new adventure involving a ghostly series of events at a haunted-house-themed amusement park. Before you can say "Zoinks, Scoob," the meddling mystery mavens have the not-so-supernatural bad guys on the run in this hilarious adventure. With Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini and Rowan Atkinson.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Minority Report

PG13 Time: 145  
Director Steven Spielberg and star Tom Cruise form a superstar team in this fantastic futuristic tale about a cop who turns fugitive after the crime-forecasting unit in which he works predicts he will commit a murder. John Anderton (Cruise) is the Chief of "Pre-Crime," a police division that taps into the brains of three pre-cognitive humans (pre-cogs) to predict and stop deadly crimes before they happen. The result is a society that hasn't had a murder in six years, but when the pre-cogs deliver a shocking prediction--that Anderton will kill a man--the stunned cop must run for his life while trying to prove the prognostication is wrong. Colin Farrell (Phone Booth), Samantha Morton (Sweet and Lowdown) and Max von Sydow (The Exorcist) co-star. Written by Scott Frank and Jon Cohen; based on a short story by Philip K. Dick (Blade Runner). "A triumph...four stars" (Roger Ebert).

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

PG Time: 94  
Nia Vardalos stars as a single girl who creates a major stir within her traditional Greek family by falling for a guy who has one fatal flaw--he's not Greek! John Corbett co-stars as the handsome gentleman who gets swept up in a big Greek love story in this riotous 2002 Best Original Screenplay Oscar(R) nominee that has become one of the most successful independent films ever made. Lainie Kazan, Michael Constantine and Gia Carides co-star. Written by Nia Vardalos, directed by Joel Zwick.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
House Of 1000 Corpses

R Time: 88  
Director Rob Zombie's shocking homage to '70s-era horror films finds four young travelers trapped in a house of horrors with a family of murderous miscreants. It's Halloween eve, 1977, and the fright-loving foursome of tourists find themselves at a horror theme park known as Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. When the clownish Captain Spaulding reveals that the town's most ferocious maniac, Dr. Satan, was executed nearby, it's too much for the group to resist. But their search for the landmark leaves them stranded at an eerie old mansion whose homicidal residents have a habit of leaving their visitors resting...six feet under! Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black and Chris Hardwick star.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Analyze That

R Time: 95  
Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal reteam in this hilarious sequel to Analyze This that follows the continuing comic adventures of a hapless shrink and an unbalanced patient who happens to be a mob boss. This time around, gangster Paul Vitti is in prison singing songs from West Side Story. Believing he's lost his mind, the authorities agree to let him out--but only into the care of his doctor. Enter nervous therapist Ben Sobel who is forced to accept an offer he can't refuse and live with the neurotic Vitti...who is still up to old criminal tricks with the help of his sidekick Jelly. Lisa Kudrow and Joe Viterelli co-star. Directed by Harold Ramis; written by Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and Ramis.

1:50AM ET/12:50 C
Devil In The Flesh

TVMA Time: 88  
Hell hath no fury like a bad girl scorned. Ask Debbie's crazed grandmother. Ask her stormy love rival. Ask the drop-dead gorgeous teacher who rejected her amorous advances. It's not that Debbie throws teen temper tantrums, it's just that she'd rather kill than take "no" for an answer. Homicide never takes a holiday when Debbie's around. Rose McGowan stars.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
House Of 1000 Corpses

R Time: 88  
Director Rob Zombie's shocking homage to '70s-era horror films finds four young travelers trapped in a house of horrors with a family of murderous miscreants. It's Halloween eve, 1977, and the fright-loving foursome of tourists find themselves at a horror theme park known as Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. When the clownish Captain Spaulding reveals that the town's most ferocious maniac, Dr. Satan, was executed nearby, it's too much for the group to resist. But their search for the landmark leaves them stranded at an eerie old mansion whose homicidal residents have a habit of leaving their visitors resting...six feet under! Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black and Chris Hardwick star.
 

8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Iron Eagle IV

PG13 Time: 95
Retired Air Force General Louis Gossett, Jr. and a young pilot run a flying school that trains delinquent youths. When they stumble on a military plot to launch a chemical war against Cuba, they and their street-smart students take to the skies to stop it!

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Star Trek V The Final Frontier

PG Time: 106
A renegade Vulcan mystic hijacks the Starship Enterprise to go beyond the finite universe in a quest for God. In this thrilling fifth Star Trek movie, Captain Kirk, Dr. Spock and McCoy become hostages to the mystical visionary Sybok (Laurence Luckinbill) who forces them to go where no man has ever gone before. Can anyone prove that the powerful being they encounter is not God? William Shatner makes his directorial debut with this sci-fi adventure.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
For Better Or For Worse

PG13 Time: 93
Kim Cattrall (HBO's Sex and the City) and Robert Hays (Airplane!) are having a swell honeymoon--until her secret life as a spy puts every agent in Europe on their heels. Love, laughs and action co-starring Christopher Lee.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
The Cat's Meow

PG13 Time: 113
Director Peter Bogdanovich (The Last Picture Show) culls together a splendid cast for this "playful and sporty" (Variety) look at the 1924 murder scandal involving a Hollywood producer who died-or was killed-on board William Randolph Hearst's yacht. Edward Herrmann stars as the newspaper magnate who was whispered to have killed producer Thomas Ince (Cary Elwes) while on a cruise that included other such luminaries as Charlie Chaplin (Eddie Izzard), Louella Parsons (Jennifer Tilly) and Hearst's mistress Marion Davies (Kirsten Dunst).

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Star Trek V The Final Frontier

PG Time: 106
A renegade Vulcan mystic hijacks the Starship Enterprise to go beyond the finite universe in a quest for God. In this thrilling fifth Star Trek movie, Captain Kirk, Dr. Spock and McCoy become hostages to the mystical visionary Sybok (Laurence Luckinbill) who forces them to go where no man has ever gone before. Can anyone prove that the powerful being they encounter is not God? William Shatner makes his directorial debut with this sci-fi adventure.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Deadwood 04: Here Was A Man

TVMA Time: 58
Swearengen directs Farnum to buy back the Garret claim; Alma prevails on Calamity Jane and Hickok for help; Hickok commissions Bullock in his stead. Charlie Utter leaves the camp; an ailing colleague, Andy Cramed, rejoins the Bella Union; and Hickok's run of luck at poker yields an unexpected return.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Deadwood 05: The Trial Of Jack Mccall

TVMA Time: 55
Swearengen transforms the Gem to a courtroom as Deadwood is forced to make its own laws to try a cowardly murderer. With Jane off on a bender, Trixie is enlisted by Swearengen to help Alma with the Metz child and to keep her pliable to his purposes; Doc Cochran fears Cramed's illness might threaten the camp; Tolliver sends Cramed to take the air in the woods, where he meets Jane. Not feeling justice served, Bullock decides to take the law into his own hands.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Deadwood 06: Plague

TVMA Time: 51
Bullock encounters native resistance in his quest to bring a murderer to justice. Swearengen presses a resentful Farnum to keep tabs on Alma and Trixie; the camp fathers pool their resources to dispatch riders after precious vaccine and build a sick tent; Cochran enlists Jane as a nurse; and Swearengen collaborates on an article appearing in the Deadwood Pioneer.

1:15AM ET/12:15 C
Gangster No. 1

R Time: 102
Paul Bettany (A Beautiful Mind) and Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange) star in this searing profile of a cold-blooded young criminal who sets his sights on becoming a kingpin--and who will do anything to get there. Also with David Thewlis, Saffron Burrows, Kenneth Cranham and Jamie Foreman. Directed by Paul McGuigan; screenplay by Johnny Ferguson, based on the play by Louis Mellis and David Scinto.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Insomnia

R Time: 118
An LAPD detective sent to Alaska to investigate a homicide commits a mortal mistake that forces him into a deadly game of cat and mouse with a serial killer in this "taut, tense and terrific" (Rolling Stone) remake of the 1997 Norwegian thriller. Al Pacino stars as Will Dormer, a veteran cop whose questionable methods have sparked an Internal Affairs inquiry that has him sent to look into a serial slaying in the town of Nightmute--where it's daylight around the clock. But Dormer's stress and inability to sleep result in a critical error that connects him to the killer...and forces him into the terrible dilemma of deciding between saving his career and stopping the madman. Robin Williams and Hilary Swank (Boys Don't Cry) co-star. Directed by Christopher Nolan (Memento).

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Love And Action In Chicago

R Time: 91
Courtney B. Vance stars as a hired assassin for the U.S. government in this darkly humorous comedy-thriller. Tired of his single life, the hit man begins dating a pushy young lady (Regina King). Forced to finally admit his bloody line of work to her, Vance decides to hang up his holster and retire...but his superiors have other ideas about what to do with him! Jason Alexander, Kathleen Turner and Edward Asner co-star.
 

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Power And Beauty

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 34m
Natasha Henstridge stars in this fact-based drama about Judith Campbell Exner, a beautiful Hollywood socialite who, after a fling with Frank Sinatra (John Ralston), becomes the lover of presidential candidate John F. Kennedy (Kevin Anderson) as well as Kennedy's go-between with mobster Sam Giancana (Peter Friedman). As Kennedy takes office, his mistress realizes there can be no future with the man she loves, while her secret behind-the-scenes role brings her to the attention of the FBI. Katie Griffen costars.

2:35PM ET/1:35 C
Nobody's Baby

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 53m
After he rescues an infant from a car wreck, ex-convict Billy Raedeen (Skeet Ulrich) hatches a plot with his good-ol'-boy buddy Buford (Gary Oldman) to extract a ransom from the child's guardians - but fatherhood so agrees with the would-be kidnapper that he finds himself seriously considering keeping the little bundle of joy. Radha Mitchell, Mary Steenburgen and Ed O'Neill costar in this "Raising Arizona"-style comedy. Also known as "Anasazi Moon."

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Home Of Our Own, A (1993)

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 45m
A struggling single mom (Kathy Bates) moves herself and her six children from Los Angeles to Idaho where they find a place to live with the aid of a kindly Asian farmer (Soon-Teck Oh). Director Tony Bill's period drama also stars Edward Furlong, Tony Campisi, Clarissa Lassig, Sarah Schaub, Miles Feulner and Amy Sakasitz.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Orange County

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Menace II Society

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 37m
Brothers Allen and Albert Hughes ("Dead Presidents," "From Hell") make their co-directorial debut with this critically acclaimed look at one long, hot summer of gangster street life in Watts, California. As seen through the eyes of Caine (Tyrin Turner), an 18-year-old resident criminal, it's a stark, nightmarish mural of hopelessness, sociopathic behavior, sudden violence and senseless murder. With Jada Pinkett, Larenz Tate, Vonte Sweet, Samuel L. Jackson, Glenn Plummer, Bill Duke and Charles S. Dutton.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Reapercussions

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - L 43m
Things get messy when George spares the life of the creator of the Ab Solver, an exercise device with a fatal flaw.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Home Fires

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - LD 45m
Chris is pressured into having a yard sale and inadvertently sells his vintage Chess record collection to singer Cyndi Lauper, who intends to use it to decorate the walls of her guest bathroom.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Shelter Island

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 24m
Ally Sheedy stars in this erotic thriller as Lou Delemere, a former pro golfer turned motivational speaker whose picture-perfect life is shattered after she is assaulted near her Manhattan home. Retreating to her country cottage on Shelter Island with her best friend (Patsy Kensit), Lou seeks peace and time to heal - but she gets neither when a massive storm cuts the women off from the world and leaves them in the company of an unwelcome stranger (Stephen Baldwin) and a deranged sheriff (Chris Penn).

5:55AM ET/4:55 C
Orange County

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").
 

10:05AM ET/9:05 C
Maid in Manhattan

Handsome politico mistakes hotel maid for entrepreneur and falls for her, threatening to derail his senate campaign and her aspirations to management.

2:05PM ET/1:05 C
Playing Mona Lisa

A young aspiring concert pianist lands in a rut after she's dumped by her boyfriend and forced to move in with her parents following an earthquake.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Maid in Manhattan

Handsome politico mistakes hotel maid for entrepreneur and falls for her, threatening to derail his senate campaign and her aspirations to management.

7:20PM ET/6:20 C
Krippendorf's Tribe

Tastelessly entertaining story of renowned anthropology professor who, having spent a grant for personal expenses, has to invent a remote South Pacific tribe with the help of his family and an eager grad student.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Rock

A nerdy FBI biochemist and a hardened British convict foil terrorists who've taken over Alcatraz and threaten to annihilate San Francisco.

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Billy Bathgate

A young man becomes the protégé of a dangerous gangster 1930's New York. Directed by Robert Benton. From the E.L. Doctorow novel.
 

8:05AM ET/7:05 C
Bandits (2001)

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton star in this crime caper from director Barry Levinson ("Rain Man") about a pair of con men who devise a clever ploy to rob banks that's quickly making them rich and famous - until they take a beautiful housewife (Cate Blanchett) hostage and both fall in love with her. Troy Garity and Bobby Slayton costar.

12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Unforgettable

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 57m
Suspected of murdering his wife, a medical examiner (Ray Liotta) uses new technology to implant himself with his wife's memories so that he can root out the killer. Linda Fiorentino, Peter Coyote, Christopher McDonald, Kim Cattrall and David Paymer costar in director John Dahl's speculative thriller.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Bandits (2001)

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton star in this crime caper from director Barry Levinson ("Rain Man") about a pair of con men who devise a clever ploy to rob banks that's quickly making them rich and famous - until they take a beautiful housewife (Cate Blanchett) hostage and both fall in love with her. Troy Garity and Bobby Slayton costar.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Kill Me Later

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 30m
Quirky comic thriller starring Selma Blair as Shawn, a suicidal bank employee who doesn't much care when she's taken hostage by Charlie (Max Beesley), whose intended robbery of her bank has gone seriously awry. Soon Shawn and Charlie are on the run from the law and falling in love, causing him to become increasingly reluctant to fulfill his promise to "kill her later." D.W. Moffett, O'Neal Compton, Lochlyn Munro and Brendan Fehr costar.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Showgirls

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 12m
Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas ("Basic Instinct") wrote this controversial adult drama that follows the path of Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley), a would-be professional dancer who hitchhikes to Las Vegas in search of stardom. What she gets is a job at the Cheetah strip club, which leads to a dark and dangerous tour of a world powered by sheer vice and littered with the shards of broken lives. Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon and Glenn Plummer costar in this cult classic directed by Paul Verhoeven ("Total Recall," "Starship Troopers").

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Possessed

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VL 1h 51m
Timothy Dalton stars in this true story of Father Bill Bowdern, a Jesuit priest struggling with World War II-induced post traumatic stress disorder when he's called upon to perform an exorcism on a tormented young boy (Jonathan Malen) in 1950s St. Louis. Despite the misgivings of his monsignor (Christopher Plummer) and his best friend (Henry Czerny), Father Bill proceeds with the controversial ceremony, one that could exorcise his own demons as well. Piper Laurie costars.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Bandits (2001)

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton star in this crime caper from director Barry Levinson ("Rain Man") about a pair of con men who devise a clever ploy to rob banks that's quickly making them rich and famous - until they take a beautiful housewife (Cate Blanchett) hostage and both fall in love with her. Troy Garity and Bobby Slayton costar.
 

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