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APRIL 28 2004
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 8:00PM ET/7:00 C
8 Simple Rules
"Mother's Day"
After witnessing some strange behavior from Bridget and Kerry, Cate
tries to find out what they are up to not suspecting that they might
be trying to set up a special Mother's Day getaway for her. Meanwhile,
C.J. and Rory doubt Jim's ability to put an engine back together after
he falls in love with a classic car which is in for a wax job at
Rory's new detailing service and decides to fix a noise in the
motor.
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8 Simple Rules (WEST COAST ONLY)
"Get Real"
Jim and the Hennessy household are thrown for a loop when Cate's
wayward nephew, C.J., drops by to pay his respects to Paul. But the
irresponsible C.J. can't seem to resist getting himself into trouble
when he gives Rory some questionable advice about kissing a girl and
takes the blame when Kerry driving with a learner's permit
accidentally dents Cate's car driving Bridget on a late-night errand.
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 9:00PM ET/8:00 C
According to Jim
"Trashed"
Pack rat Cheryl asks Jim to rent a storage unit to house seven years'
worth of the kids' art projects, but Jim refuses to pay the fee, so he
tosses everything out, thinking Cheryl won't notice -- until she needs
some of the projects for a special retirement party for Ruby's art
teacher.
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Less Than Perfect
"Claude's Roxanne"
Claude's best friend, Roxanne (Tori Spelling), comes to town for a
visit and decides she wants to move to New York. Will ends up hiring
her as his personal assistant, but Roxanne's lack of attention to
detail causes her to screw up Will's important John McEnroe interview,
leaving Claude to complete the interview on her own. Meanwhile, Carl
and Owen play a trick on Kipp that leads Jeb and Lydia to think Kipp's
losing his mind.
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NYPD Blue
"What's Your Poison?"
A suspect in Sipowicz's ongoing murder investigation of 12-year-old
Cindy Clifton turns up dead, a man loses his wife's $35,000 necklace
to a mugger, Michael Woodruff testifies against his father in the
murder of his mother, and Jennifer Devlin escapes from a psych ward.
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CBS DAYTIME
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Navy NCIS
"Missing"
Gibbs and his team are called to investigate when a Marine disappears
from outside a nightclub.
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The Guardian
"Antarctica"
When Nick takes a job at a competing law firm after getting fired from
Fallin & Fallin, Burton questions whether Nick made the right choice.
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Judging Amy
"Predictive Neglect"
A simple juvenile theft case in Amys court is complicated when the
defendants attorney is famous. Meanwhile, when his father dies, Kyle
rethinks his decision to become a doctor when he discovers that his
father had a hidden passion.
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 9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Frasier
"Crock Tales"
Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) hires a professional matchmaker (guest star
Laura Linney, "Mystic River," "Love Actually") to liven up his
lackluster love life, but he demands a refund when he ends up on a
string of bad dates (guest star Rachel Dratch, "Saturday Night Live").
Elsewhere, Niles (David Hyde Pierce) and Daphne (Jane Leeves) hire a
professional doula (guest star Ann Magnuson, "Wanda At Large," "Panic
Room") to coach them through the birth of their first child. John
Mahoney and Peri Gilpin also star.
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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
"Bound"
No Description Available.
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11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
GUESTS
Eric Bana, Bob Woodward, Leann Womack
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 8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Gilmore Girls
"Luke Can See Her Face"
Depressed over the failure of his marriage, Luke (Scott Patterson)
resorts to a self-help tape and suddenly realizes that he already
knows who his soul mate is. Later, when his sister Liz (guest star
Chloe Wilhoite) returns to town and announces that she and T.J. (guest
star Michael Deluise) are getting married, Luke finds Jess (Milo
Ventimiglia) and convinces him to attend the wedding. Meanwhile,
Lorelai (Lauren Graham) is completely stressed out as opening day at
The Dragonfly Inn approaches, and Rory (Alexis Bledel) pretends not to
be interested when Lorelai tells her she overheard Dean (Jared
Padalecki) and his wife Lindsay (guest star Arielle Kebbel) fighting.
Paris (Liza Weil) rethinks her relationship with Asher (guest star
Michael York) after a health scare lands him in the hospital.
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One Tree Hill
"The Leaving Song"
Lucas (Chad Michael Murray) is shocked to learn that Dan (Paul
Johansson) once asked Karen (Moira Kelly) for joint custody of Lucas
when he was a baby. Meanwhile, Peyton (Hilarie Burton) panics after
Nicki (guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier) kidnaps Jake's (guest star Bryan
Greenberg) baby while she is babysitting.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Tracks Ahead
Lionel Trains - Examine the life of the man whose name has become a
household term synonymous with toy trains. Visit a theme park in the
Pacific Northwest which features an unusual steam railroad.
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
InFocus
Floating Shrines of Gion - The citizens of Kyoto, Japan tryi to keep
their historical traditions and customs alive by celebrating the
Gion Festival throughout the month of July. The highlight of the
festival is the Yamahoko Junko which is a parade of traditional
floats through the streets.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
What About Joan
You Can't Go Home Again - Ruby begins dating Joan's ex, Justin,
which doesn't sit well with Joan. Meanwhile, Jake and Steinie plan
one final visit to their favorite childhood hangout before it is
demolished.
 8:00AM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Test Patterns
Wonder how your home theatre is doing? Wish you had test patterns to
help set it up? Well, HDNet is here to help. This short program will
help you get the most out of your home theatre setup by providing
you with the same professional test patterns HDNet uses to set their
gear.
8:10AM ET/7:10 C
Ladies Man
When Gene's new hot, young girlfriend makes waves in a hot tub by
taking off her top, while Donna feels more comfortable taking a dip
dressed in her robe, Donna fears she's lost her "whoa" and has
become a "hmmm." After Jimmy tells Donna that she's not as wild as
she used to be, Donna throws caution -- and her clothes -- to the
wind to prove to Jimmy that she can still be young and impetuous.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Robert Benton, Peter Hedges - Pop-culture writer/host Robert
Wilonsky sits down for a one-on-one with Robert Benton, a three-time
Academy Award Winner, to talk about his new film The Human Stain.
Screenwriter/Director Peter Hedges talks about the making of his new
movie Pieces of April, and why he chose to shoot it digitally; plus,
previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America
Ice Fishing, Colorado Castle - Co-host Ron Kruck takes an ice
fishing trip to the frozen reaches of Minnesota, where locals can't
quite warm up to him. And a Colorado man works on building his
castle, turrets and all...as he has for 35 years.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Hard Hats & Blue Prints - Geotechnical, structural, civil and
mechanical engineering, prewiring, testing wood products, scale
models and concrete's versatility architectural details.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America
Sittin' Pretty - Tour Time takes us to the home of Leon Geotz who
not only has a fabulous abode...but fancy pooches, too! Designer Jan
Showers shows off an awesome apartment and learn how to be a good
guest!
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival
Hit the red carpet of the famed Tribeca Film Festival with HDNet,
starting with the world premiere of Brotherhood, a documentary
featuring New York's Finest. Plus, a feature on the importance of
the Tribeca Film Festival to New York with Robert DiNiro and Jane
Rosenthal. Also, a recap of the weekend's events, featuring Kate
Hudson and Garry Marshall.
Special Encore Presentation
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Academy of Digital Television Pioneers Awards 2004
Through a variety of award categories, the Academy members recognize
outstanding achievements in bringing high definition television to
consumers.
 11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
U.S.A: Getting Back into Space - World Report looks at the fortune
and failure of the United States Space program, and the direction it
will take in the future. From the death of the astronauts in the
shuttle disaster to the success of the Mars rovers, join HDNet World
Report for the clearest look at your world...from high Earth orbit
in high definition.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Russia: A Purely Putin Election - HDNet cameras were in Russia for
the unusual re-election of Vladimir Putin. Some uniquely Russian
moves preceded the day of the election, leaving Russians to wonder
what is in store for them in the near future.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada
Play Misty For Me - An unexpected visit from Jake's old flame, a
weather girl from Phoenix, heats things up at Channel 5. Meanwhile,
Mara is forced to supplement her income with a second job, Dennis is
forced to supplement his vision with laser eye surgery and Bill
gives Judy the authority to make more decisions.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Faceplant, Outspoken - True Music rocks a bit harder than usual this
week. Houston band Faceplant rocks out while on tour with
Systematic. These two energetic bands work together to debut the
newly signed band Outspoken.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
The Pizza Parlor - Hogan uses a prison-baked pizza to bribe an
Italian officer to become a spy for the Allies.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
First Monday
Strip Search - The Court must decide if a doctor violated the 4th
amendment by letting police test a client's blood samples, hoping to
find a rapist.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival - LIVE!
HDNet is at the red carpet premiere of New York Minute, starring
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and Eugene Levy. Plus, Academy Award
winning director Barry Levinson hosts a discussion with documentary
filmmakers about Playing Politics.
 4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
This concert show captures the timeless high energy performance of
the only band to survive the Swing fad of a few years back. After
watching this concert special you'll know why.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Churchill Downs Sights and Sounds
An insider's look into Churchill Downs during the week of the
Kentucky Derby.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Johnathon Brownlee's atHome
Home Sweet Home Show - Johnathan appears at the Vancouver Home Show
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
HDNet World Report
The American West: The Forces of Nature - World Report cameras have
traveled across the American West as summer approaches. It will no
doubt be hot and dry, and once again water is the key component in
short supply...as communities prepare for potential fires and home
preservation.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
InFocus
Marina - An Afghan film director, Sedik Balmak, starts making a film
titled Rainbow, based on the Afghanistan legend that anyone who goes
through the rainbow can catch freedom. He meets Marina, a fragile
young girl from a family shattered by war, who is reduced to begging
in the streets overflowing with 50,000 street children in Kabul. As
Marina recounts her experiences, she cannot hold back her tears. The
gaze of this girl, who has seen her motherland ravaged by war,
influences Balmak and in the end he is forced to change even the
title and storyline.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Designing America
Sittin' Pretty - Tour Time takes us to the home of Leon Geotz who
not only has a fabulous abode...but fancy pooches, too! Designer Jan
Showers shows off an awesome apartment and learn how to be a good
guest!
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Across America - Premiere
Ostriches, Rock 'n' Bowl - Ron Kruck takes us to Chandler, Arizona,
where the town pays tribute to the oft-forgotten ostrich, and Sean
McLaughlin stops in at the legendary Rock 'n Bowl in New Orleans,
where people dance on bowling lanes to accordians, washboards and
spoons.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
HDNet World Report - Premiere
Iraq: Year II - World Report continues its coverage from Iraq with a
look at the past year of United States involvement there. The first
year anniversary of Coalition Force battle has just passed, and now
it seems those forces have little to look forward to than yet
another year of duty in that Middle East nation.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hollywood HD - Premiere
Academy of TV Arts, Supersize Me - The stars of television hits The
Shield and Nip/Tuck visit the Academy of Television Arts and
Sciences, the man who made McDonalds rethink how they do business
promotes Supersize Me and superheroes invade the streets of
Hollywood.
 9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe - Premiere
Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale
and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island
of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain
accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures
were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy
Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos â an uninhabited island
covered entirely with ancient ruins.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
InFocus
Drawing A-Bomb Memories - Only a handful of photographs from ground
level remain to chronicle the after-effects of the nuclear bomb
attack on the city of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. But, thanks to a
new project, drawings and paintings are being systematically
cataloged under the title of "Pictures of the A-Bomb," and will be
available throughout the world through an electronic database of
unprecedented importance.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Across America
Ostriches, Rock 'n' Bowl - Ron Kruck takes us to Chandler, Arizona,
where the town pays tribute to the oft-forgotten ostrich, and Sean
McLaughlin stops in at the legendary Rock 'n Bowl in New Orleans,
where people dance on bowling lanes to accordians, washboards and
spoons.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
Iraq: Year II - World Report continues its coverage from Iraq with a
look at the past year of United States involvement there. The first
year anniversary of Coalition Force battle has just passed, and now
it seems those forces have little to look forward to than yet
another year of duty in that Middle East nation.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hollywood HD
Academy of TV Arts, Supersize Me - The stars of television hits The
Shield and Nip/Tuck visit the Academy of Television Arts and
Sciences, the man who made McDonalds rethink how they do business
promotes Supersize Me and superheroes invade the streets of
Hollywood.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale
and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island
of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain
accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures
were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy
Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos â an uninhabited island
covered entirely with ancient ruins.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
InFocus
Drawing A-Bomb Memories - Only a handful of photographs from ground
level remain to chronicle the after-effects of the nuclear bomb
attack on the city of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. But, thanks to a
new project, drawings and paintings are being systematically
cataloged under the title of "Pictures of the A-Bomb," and will be
available throughout the world through an electronic database of
unprecedented importance.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival
HDNet is at the red carpet premiere of New York Minute, starring
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and Eugene Levy. Plus, Academy Award
winning director Barry Levinson hosts a discussion with documentary
filmmakers about Playing Politics.
Special Encore Presentation
 3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Bikini Destinations
The Best Of - Globe trot the world with Bikini Destinations as we
tour the year in review. Your travel itinerary includes stops in the
Bahamas, France, Lake Powell, Las Vegas, and the Hawaiian Islands.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice
A Sucker's Bet - Peter Bauer is frustrated by his inability to prove
a man's innocence, Jo Ann Harris and Briggs are victims of a con
game, and Mike James pursues his love interest.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Thieves
Jack's Back - When Johnny and his estranged father, Jack (Ian
McShane), try to reconcile, a strange triangle of love and crime
occurs between them and Rita. Tone Loc guest stars as Agent Al
Trundel. Howard Hesseman guest stars as Hal.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Square Pegs
A Child's Christmas in Weemawee -- Part 1 - Patty and Lauren's
well-laid plans to crash all the popular holiday parties could be
ruined when Patty's estranged father decides their relationship
needs some holiday togetherness. Leave it to Beaver start Tony Dow
guests.
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8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Fool's Parade
PG - 1:38 - 1971
Cast: James Stewart, George Kennedy, Anne Baxter Director: Andrew V.
McLaglen
A crooked prison guard hunts down three ex-cons in hopes of
relieving them of the money they saved while incarcerated.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Out Of Bounds
R - 1:31 - 1986
Cast: Anthony Michael Hall, Jenny Wright, Jeff Kober Director:
Richard Tuggle
A small town kid moves to L.A. and gets mixed up with a drug dealer
when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport.
 11:35AM ET/10:35 C
The Rounders
NR - 1:25 - 1965
Cast: Glenn Ford, Henry Fonda, Sue Anne Langdon Director: Burt
Kennedy
Two cowboys with a propensity to spend their earnings in the nearest
bar, come up with a scheme bound to send them on their dream trip to
Tahiti.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
The Horsemen
PG - 1:50 - 1971
Cast: Omar Sharif, Leigh Taylor-Young, Jack Palance Director: John
Frankenheimer
To prove himself to his father, a man competes in the fierce
buzkashi horse tournament.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Night Of The Generals
PG - 2:24 - 1967
Cast: Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Tom Courtenay Director: Anatole
Litvak
The search to uncover the truth behind the heinous murder of a
Warsaw prostitute leads a Nazi intelligence officer to uncover a
plot to assassinate Hitler.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
1492: Conquest of Paradise
PG-13 - 2:25 - 1992
Cast: Gerard Depardieu, Armand Assante, Sigourney Weaver Director:
Ridley Scott
The story of Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas and its
effect on the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Cromwell
G - 2:19 - 1970
Cast: Richard Harris, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley Director: Ken
Hughes
The story of Oliver Cromwell's passionate crusade against Charles I
during the British Civil War.
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
12:35AM ET/11:35 C
Cromwell
G - 2:19 - 1970
Cast: Richard Harris, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley Director: Ken
Hughes
The story of Oliver Cromwell's passionate crusade against Charles I
during the British Civil War.
 3:00AM ET/2:00 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
5:05AM ET/4:05 C
The Night Of The Generals
PG - 2:24 - 1967
Cast: Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Tom Courtenay Director: Anatole
Litvak
The search to uncover the truth behind the heinous murder of a
Warsaw prostitute leads a Nazi intelligence officer to uncover a
plot to assassinate Hitler.
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8:20AM ET/7:20 C
Playing Mona Lisa
R Time: 96
Alicia Witt is exceptional as a piano-playing prodigy whose personal
life and musical career unravel with shocking rapidity after she is
rejected for a prestigious competition. Harvey Fierstein, Brooke Langton,
Johnny Galecki, Ivan Sergei, Molly Hagan, Estelle Harris. Also with
Elliott Gould and Marlo Thomas.
 10:00AM ET/9:00 C
The Saint
PG13 Time: 116
Long before James Bond ,there was The Saint: shrewd thief, master of
disguises and suave lover. Now Val Kilmer stars as the dashing mercenary
in The Saint's flashiest adventure yet. Hired by a mad Russian to steal
a top-secret formula for cold fusion, he battles bad guys through the
streets and sewers of Moscow to save the world from evil domination. A
very cool production with a great theme song by the techno-punk group,
Orbital. Elisabeth Shue (Leaving Las Vegas) plays the secret formula's
inventor.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Catch Me If You Can
PG13 Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy
with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high
school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous
tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs,
checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI
throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent
who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher
Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and
based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.
2:20PM ET/1:20 C
Just Married
PG13 Time: 94
Two lovebirds from opposite sides of the tracks go on the honeymoon from
hell that leaves them questioning their decision to get married in the
first place. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star in this outrageous
comedy about a marriage that goes from bliss to blunder. Sarah is a
tycoon's daughter; Tom's a nighttime traffic reporter. When these
opposites attract and head down the aisle, things are just peachy. That
is, until they head off for a European honeymoon in which they miserably
fail at an attempt to join the Mile High Club, destroy their luxury
hotel, wreck their rental car, and worst of all, shockingly discover
that they have nothing in common! Christian Kane co-stars. Directed by
Shawn Levy; written by Sam Harper (both of whom worked on the Cheaper By
the Dozen remake).
 4:00PM ET/3:00 C
White Oleander
PG13 Time: 109
Alison Lohman stars as a teenage girl bounced through the foster care
system during her mother's incarceration for murder in this moving
drama. Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) poisons her lover and is sent to
prison while her daughter Astrid (Lohman) is forced into the state's
foster care program. Shuffled through various foster parents including a
born-again Christian, a former B-movie star and an eccentric Russian,
Astrid is forced to grow up quickly in several families while she also
attempts to keep her mother in her life. Based on the novel by Janet
Fitch. Co-starring Robin Wright Penn and Renee Zellweger. Directed by
Peter Kosminsky.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Sniper 2
R Time: 90
Tom Berenger is back as an ex-Marine sniper who gets hired to
assassinate a rogue general in Eastern Europe in this action sequel.
Looking only to have his dishonorable discharge reversed, ace
sharpshooter Tom Beckett (Berenger) takes the job and is paired with a
death-row inmate to make the kill. The mission is a success, but when
things go awry, Beckett discovers the real reason he was sent to do the
dirty work...and it might cost him his life. With Bokeem Woodbine, Dan
Butler and Linden Ashby. Directed by Craig R. Baxley (Action Jackson,
Stone Cold).
7:45PM ET/6:45 C
Executive Decision
R Time: 132
Two big action stars team up to recapture a hijacked airliner in this
high-flying thriller that "gives the adrenalin-crazed action audience
more than its money's worth...two crowded hours of tension and thrills"
(New York Post). Arab terrorists are taking the plane to Washington,
D.C., with a full load of hostages and a secret cargo of deadly nerve
gas that could wipe out the city! "A good, taut movie for red-meat
action audiences" (New York Times). "Its action-and-excitement quotient
is top-notch" (Variety). With Halle Berry, John Leguizamo, Oliver Platt,
Joe Morton, David Suchet and B.D. Wong.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Catch Me If You Can
Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy
with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high
school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous
tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs,
checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI
throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent
who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher
Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and
based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.
1:50AM ET/12:50 C
Adrenalin Fear The Rush
R Time: 76
Christopher Lambert (The Highlander films) and Natasha Henstridge
(Species) team up in the year 2007 as cops on the hunt for a deranged
and deformed killer who carries a virus capable of wiping out the entire
human race. Also with Norbert Weisser, Elizabeth Barondes, Craig Davis
and Xavier Declie. Written and directed by Albert Pyun.
 3:35AM ET/2:35 C
Bloodsport
R Time: 92
"A champion fight film" (Variety). Jean-Claude Van Damme is at his
finest in this 1988 action classic about an American man who treks to
Hong Kong to compete in a secret martial-arts contest. The fact-based
story follows Van Damme in the role of Frank Dux, a top martial artist
who vows to honor his dying master by winning the Kumite in spite of
U.S. federal agents and a lovestruck reporter. Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres,
Norman Burton and Forest Whitaker co-star. Directed by Newt Arnold.
5:15AM ET/4:15 C
Ulee's Gold
R Time: 112
Oscar(R)-nominee Peter Fonda triumphs in this award-winning, highly
acclaimed portrayal of a sternly independent beekeeper in rural Florida,
whose lonely life is about to be changed forever. Grieving over his
wife's untimely death, Ulee Jackson retreats further into solitude after
drugs destroy the lives of his son and daughter-in-law. Caring for his
abandoned granddaughters and facing danger and catastrophe, he
rediscovers the joys of family and the rewards of love. "Warm, wise, and
exquisitely wrought" (NY Daily News). Directed by Victor Nunez (Ruby in
Paradise).
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 6:00AM ET/5:00 C
The Secret Garden
G Time: 101
The beloved children's classic comes to the screen as a movie
"executed to near perfection" (Variety). When 10-year-old Mary's
parents are killed in India, she's sent to live in her uncle's
gloomy old mansion. Her life there is gloomy, too, until she
discovers an abandoned, locked garden. Aided by a local boy, she
nurtures the garden--and her sickly cousin--back to glorious,
blooming life. "Elegantly expressive, a discreet and lovely
rendering of the children's classic" (Ne
7:45AM ET/6:45 C
The 'burbs
PG Time: 101
Tom Hanks stars as a stressed-out suburbanite who vacations at home
in order to spy on his bizarre new neighbors in this dark comedy
directed by Joe Dante (The Howling, Gremlins). Carrie Fisher, Bruce
Dern, Corey Feldman and Dick Miller co-star.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Juwanna Mann
PG13 Time: 91
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is
fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive
behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his
party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by
neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies,
Jamal cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the
all-female pro basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star
player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of
comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in
love with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin
Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
The Client
PG13 Time: 120
Before a Mafia lawyer kills himself, he tells an 11-year-old boy the
burial place of a murdered U.S. Senator. Now everybody's after the
boy: the cops, the press, the FBI, a grandstanding federal
prosecutor--and the Mob. All he's got to protect him are his own
quick wits and tough lawyer Susan Sarandon. Brad Renfro, Mary-Louise
Parker, Anthony LaPaglia, Anthony Edwards and Ossie Davis co-star in
this adaptation of John Grisham's best-seller. "Taut entertainment
that never loses steam...a terrifically made thriller" (Hollywood
Reporter).
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Deceived
PG13 Time: 108
Goldie Hawn sparkles in this "stylishly absorbing thriller"
(Variety) in the role of a married art expert whose ideal life is
shattered by the discovery of her husband's deceptive behavior. John
Heard co-stars as the husband whose secret second life leads Hawn
into dangerous territory. Also with Robin Bartlett, Ashley Peldon
and Tom Irwin. Directed by Damian Harris.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Beavis And Butt-head Do America
PG13 Time: 80
Huh huh huh. Heh-heh. See America's favorite teenage buffoons go
bonkers when somebody steals their TV set--and their purpose in
life! In this hilarious animated feature, B & B hit the road and
practically demolish the nation with their stoopid antics. From the
mighty redwoods to the fruited plain to Washington, D.C., no one is
spared--not the FBI, not motherhood, not even Chelsea Clinton. By
the time the boys are finished, America is well done (heh heh).
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Juwanna Mann
PG13 Time: 91
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is
fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive
behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his
party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by
neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies,
Jamal cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the
all-female pro basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star
player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of
comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in
love with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin
Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.
 8:30PM ET/7:30 C
The Matrix Reloaded
R Time: 138
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel
that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity
from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers
as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus
(Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion--
the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix.
But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to
find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to
decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly
dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself
creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo.
Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski
Brothers.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
The Sopranos 61: Unidentified Black Male
TVMA Time: 58
A rumor involving his cousin puts Tony's relationship with Johnny
Sack back on thin ice. Meanwhile, Meadow helps get her boyfriend
Finn a job; AJ ponders a "maximum-security summer" at Casa Carmela;
Melfi links Tony's current guilt to a past job; and Carmela learns
that good legal help is hard to find.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Analyze That
R Time: 95
Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal reteam in this hilarious sequel to
Analyze This that follows the continuing comic adventures of a
hapless shrink and an unbalanced patient who happens to be a mob
boss. This time around, gangster Paul Vitti is in prison singing
songs from West Side Story. Believing he's lost his mind, the
authorities agree to let him out--but only into the care of his
doctor. Enter nervous therapist Ben Sobel who is forced to accept an
offer he can't refuse and live with the neurotic Vitti...who is
still up to old criminal tricks with the help of his sidekick Jelly.
Lisa Kudrow and Joe Viterelli co-star. Directed by Harold Ramis;
written by Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and Ramis.
1:55AM ET/12:55 C
Undefeated
TVMA Time: 92
Lex Vargas is boxing's latest luminary, a lightning-fast Latino from
the mean streets of New York who has what it takes to be a world
champion: passion, power, personality, pride. But is Lex paying too
high a price for his climb to the top? Emmy(R) Award-winning stage
and screen star John Leguizamo directed and stars in this
hard-hitting story of a talented boxer who must navigate the path
between the seductive trappings of his newfound fame and the humble
yet proud roots of his past in Jackson Heights, Queens. Nestor
Serrano (The Insider), Clifton Collins Jr. (Traffic), Vanessa
Ferlito, Omar Benson Miller (8 Mile) and Robert Forster (Jackie
Brown) lead an excellent cast in this eye-opening drama. Widescreen.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Secretary
R Time: 111
A young secretary with a history of mental illness takes a liking to
her boss who has a fetish for administering spankings in this quirky
comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal stars as Lee Holloway, a recently
discharged mental patient who begins a career as a secretary. Bored
by her sexually inexperienced boyfriend, Lee takes a liking to her
domineering boss Edward--who disciplines her with a spanking for
mistakes in a business letter. Lee's typing slip-ups and the
sadomasochist behavior continue until Edward catches on to her
little game. James Spader, Jeremy Davies and Lesley Ann Warren
co-star. Directed by Steven Shainberg.
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Reckless
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
PG13 1h 32m
This "demented fable" stars Mia Farrow as a woman on the run during
the Christmas holidays, eluding a hit man hired by her husband while
encountering a variety of eccentrics including a troubled nun and a
game show host on her cross-country odyssey. Stephen Dorff, Scott
Glenn, Tony Goldwyn, Mary-Louise Parker and Giancarlo Esposito costar
in this fractured fantasy, the final film of late director Norman Rene
("Longtime Companion," "Prelude to a Kiss").
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Eddie And The Cruisers II: Eddie Lives
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
PG13 1h 44m
Michael Pare returns for this sequel in the role of Eddie Wilson, the
60s rock star who supposedly died when his car ran off a pier in the
midst of his band's stardom. Years later, someone who strongly
resembles Eddie emerges with a new name in Montreal as the leader of a
new band - but is he really a ghost from the past, or nothing more
than a dead ringer? Marina Orsini, Matthew Laurance and Vlasta Vrana
costar.
 3:45PM ET/2:45 C
Stealing Sinatra
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VL 1h 36m
David Arquette and William H. Macy star in this darkly funny Showtime
Original Picture that recounts the outrageous true story of the 1963
kidnapping of Frank Sinatra Jr. (Thomas Ian Nicholas), son of the
world's most famous entertainer - a comedy of errors resulting from
the frustrated dreams of a failed entrepreneur, a $500 loan from
singer Dean Torrence (Eric Johnson) of 'Jan and Dean,' and a bungled
effort by Old Blue Eyes himself to pay a huge ransom in cash. James
Russo and Ryan Browning costar.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Moscow On The Hudson
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Robin Williams stars in this bittersweet comedy-drama as a musician
with a Russian circus who uses a trip to the U.S. as an opportunity to
defect, then must adjust to the overwhelming freedoms of his new
country. Maria Conchita Alonso, Cleavant Derricks, Alejandro Rey and
Elya Baskin costar in this Paul Mazursky film.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Wes Craven Presents: They
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
When lifelong pals and college students Julia (Laura Regan) and Billy
(Jon Abrahams) begin to experience the horrifying "night terrors" that
plagued them as children, Julia is convinced that a real-life
supernatural force is pursuing them - and it won't rest until they're
both dead. Ethan Embry, Marc Blucas and Dagmara Dominczyk costar in
this bloodcurdling horror story from the director of "The Hitcher."
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Who Is Cletis Tout?
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Tim Allen and Christian Slater star in this comic heist story about a
hitman who loves quoting lines of movie dialogue and the con man who
spins a fascinating, complex tale of stolen diamonds and thwarted
romance to keep him entertained. Portia de Rossi, Richard Dreyfuss,
Billy Connolly and RuPaul costar in this offbeat yarn from
writer/director Chris Ver Wiel.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Episode #403
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VSLD 46m
No Description Available.
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Hollywood Homicide
Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers
continually interfere with their detective work.
 7:05PM ET/6:05 C
The Glass Shield
The first black officer assigned to a racist Los Angeles Sheriff's office
discovers the facts of life.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hollywood Homicide
Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers
continually interfere with their detective work.
2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Billy Bathgate
A young man becomes the protégé of a dangerous gangster 1930's New York.
Directed by Robert Benton. From the E.L. Doctorow novel.
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Home Of Our Own, A (1993)
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 45m
A struggling single mom (Kathy Bates) moves herself and her six
children from Los Angeles to Idaho where they find a place to live
with the aid of a kindly Asian farmer (Soon-Teck Oh). Director Tony
Bill's period drama also stars Edward Furlong, Tony Campisi,
Clarissa Lassig, Sarah Schaub, Miles Feulner and Amy Sakasitz.
9:35AM ET/8:35 C
Starchaser: The Legend Of Orin
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 41m
This animated sci-fi adventure follows the struggle for freedom by
young Orin (Joe Colligan), a human slave to robot masters who leads
a revolt against the machine overlords with the help of his new
friend Dagg (Carmen Argenziano). Noelle North, Anthony de Longis,
Les Tremayne and Michael Winslow provide more of the vocal talent to
this lavish 'toon production, a cult classic compared to both "Star
Wars" and the legend of King Arthur, originally featured in 3D.
 11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Orange County
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions
process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks
as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to
Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily
Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother
Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine
O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious
farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director
Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Home Of Our Own, A (1993)
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 45m
A struggling single mom (Kathy Bates) moves herself and her six
children from Los Angeles to Idaho where they find a place to live
with the aid of a kindly Asian farmer (Soon-Teck Oh). Director Tony
Bill's period drama also stars Edward Furlong, Tony Campisi,
Clarissa Lassig, Sarah Schaub, Miles Feulner and Amy Sakasitz.
4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Mr. Jones
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 54m
Richard Gere and Lena Olin weave a compelling web of human emotion
as Mr. Jones, an oddly charming, manic-depressive piano prodigy, and
Dr. Libby Bowen, the compassionate psychiatrist who's increasingly
drawn to this extraordinary patient.
 8:00PM ET/7:00 C
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Ryan Reynolds ("Two Guys and a Girl," "The In-Laws") is the title
character in this gross-out comedy, a collegiate lifer in his
seventh year of matriculation, forced by his wealthy father's
disinheritance to launch a lucrative enterprise as a party planner
for his fellow students - much to the chagrin of his school's
administrators. Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn, Edie McClurg and
Erik Estrada costar in this politically incorrect farce from the
producers of "Animal House" and "Vacation."
9:35PM ET/8:35 C
Orange County
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions
process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks
as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to
Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily
Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother
Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine
O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious
farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director
Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").
4:15AM ET/3:15 C
Mr. Jones
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 54m
Richard Gere and Lena Olin weave a compelling web of human emotion
as Mr. Jones, an oddly charming, manic-depressive piano prodigy, and
Dr. Libby Bowen, the compassionate psychiatrist who's increasingly
drawn to this extraordinary patient.
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