Summary

This daily HDTV programming guide for Wednesday, May 5, 2004 lists HD broadcasts across multiple networks including ABC, CBS, WB, PBS, and specialty HD channels. The guide covers primetime, daytime, and late-night schedules with episode descriptions for shows including My Wife and Kids, CSI, Smallville, and Angel.

Source document circa 2004 preserved as-is



WEDNESDAY, MAY 5 2004

 

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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids


"The Maid"
While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid (Betty White), Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homemade ice cream, an immaculately clean house and handmade outfits for Claire. When Jay comes home, she appreciates Mrs. Hopkins' attention to every detail, but begins to feel that perhaps she has taken over just a bit too much.


8:30PM ET/7:30 C
My Wife and Kids


"Moving on Out"
Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John (Damon Wayans, Jr.), to be a co-signer… except that John has to dress up and pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the realtor (T'Keyah Crystal Keyma'h). When Jr. and Vanessa's families come to visit the couple's new apartment, Jay is shocked to find that her new grandchild might be living in a run-down building with yellow police tape around the entrance.

                       
 
 

 

 

 

 

 


CBS DAYTIME


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The King Of Queens

"Altar Ego"
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence embark on a spur-of-the-moment road trip to Memphis to try and stop the wedding of Spence’s ex-girlfriend.


9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Everybody Loves Raymond


"Party Dress"
Judy and Bill compete with their neighbors to create the ultimate teen hang-out.


10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI


"Early Rollout"
No Description Available

                        




11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

GUESTS
Julie Scardina, Tom Selleck. Los Loboswith Cafe Tacuba

                  
 


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Smallville


"Talisman"
When a Kiwatche Indian (guest star Nathaniel Arcand, The Lone Ranger) steals a mythic knife from the caves, he is bestowed with superpowers similar to Clark's (Tom Welling), causing the young man to believe he is the legendary Naman, "the man who fell from the stars." Clark learns the Kiwatche legend foretold of a knife that could kill Naman and sets out to reclaim it before the young Indian can use it on Lionel (John Glover).


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Angel


"The Girl In Question"
Angel (David Boreanaz) and Spike (James Marsters) travel to Rome with plans to rescue Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar, who does not appear in the episode) from their old nemesis The Immortal. While in Italy, they also attempt to retrieve the head of a fallen demon leader to prevent a perilous power struggle between several warring demon clans.

                  

 


 

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MORNING

6:00am Boohbah
Record Player
6:30am Boohbah
Squeaky Socks
7:00am Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks
The Salmon of Knowledge
7:30am Clifford's Puppy Days
Keeping Cool /Socks and Snooze
8:00am Nature
Tall Blondes
9:00am The Battle of Hood and Bismarck
The Mighty Hood
10:00am Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
11:00am Innovation
Brain Fingerprinting

AFTERNOON

noon History Detectives
Episode 4: Portrait of George Washington, Patty Cannon, and Trumpet
1:00pm American Family -- Journey of Dreams
The Doors to the Past
2:00pm American Experience
Golden Gate Bridge
3:00pm Nature
Tall Blondes
4:00pm Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
 
4:30pm The Desert Speaks
Death Valley
5:00pm Great Museums
 
5:30pm Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
 

EVENING

6:00pm Smart Gardening
 
6:30pm Tracks Ahead
 
7:00pm The Desert Speaks
 
7:30pm Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
 
8:00pm American Experience
Golden Gate Bridge
9:00pm Nature
Tall Blondes
10:00pm Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales

LATE NIGHT 

11:00pm American Experience
Golden Gate Bridge
midnight Nature
Tall Blondes
1:00am Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
2:00am Great Museums
 
2:30am Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
 
3:00am Smart Gardening
 
3:30am Tracks Ahead
 
4:00am The Desert Speaks
 
4:30am Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
 
5:00am Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
 
5:30am The Desert Speaks
Death Valley

                                   
 

6:00 AM The West Wing: 414
7:00 AM Otello: Verdi
9:45 AM Europa Konzert 1997
11:30 AM Music in High Places
Craig David: Costa Rica
12:30 PM Europa Konzert 1996
2:00 PM The West Wing: 414
3:00 PM Otello: Verdi
5:45 PM Europa Konzert 1997
7:30 PM Music in High Places
Craig David: Costa Rica
8:30 PM Europa Konzert 1996
10:00 PM The West Wing: 414
11:00 PM Otello: Verdi
1:45 AM Europa Konzert 1997
3:30 AM Music in High Places
Craig David: Costa Rica
4:30 AM Europa Konzert 1996
 


 



8:00AM ET/7:00 C
In Theaters


TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Elvis Meets Nixon


PG-13
Runtime: 1:43

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Lynyrd Skynyrd: The Vicious Cycle Tour


TV-PG
Runtime: 1:58

12:15PM ET/11:15 C
Texas Independence


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
NBA Classics: 1995 All-Star Game


NR
Runtime: 2:00

3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Adventures in Wild California (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:41

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Farther Than The Eye Can See


TV-14
Runtime: 1:17

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #1


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Texas Independence

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
In Theaters


TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Nike Training Camp #5 (Coach: M. Davis)


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:23

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Olympic Treasures: Los Angeles 1984


NR
Runtime: 4:35

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Raising Arizona

PG-13
Runtime: 1:34

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Twilight Zone # 1: The Lineman


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:40

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Nike Training Camp #5 (Coach: M. Davis)


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:23

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Twilight Zone #18: Mr. Motivation


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Anime: Noir #22


TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: A Mystical Journey


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Discoveries...America: Utah


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
 


7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Texas Independence


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: A Mystical Journey


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #1


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Celebration of Flight


TV-G
Runtime: 0:24

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Hallmark HD Movie: Captains Courageous


TV-PG
Runtime: 1:33

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
Adventures in Wild California (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:41

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Farther Than The Eye Can See


TV-14
Runtime: 1:17

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: A Mystical Journey

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Discoveries...America: Utah


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Raising Arizona


PG-13
Runtime: 1:34

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Adventures in Wild California (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:41

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Celebration of Flight


TV-G
Runtime: 0:24

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Canada's Castle In The Rockies


TV-G
Runtime: 0:29

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #18: Mr. Motivation

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Lynyrd Skynyrd: The Vicious Cycle Tour


TV-PG
Runtime: 1:58

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Nike Training Camp # 1 (Coach: J. Dunning)

NR
Runtime: 0:23

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Order In

TV-G
Runtime: 0:30

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #18: Mr. Motivation


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #1


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Discoveries...America: Utah


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Lynyrd Skynyrd: The Vicious Cycle Tour


TV-PG
Runtime: 1:58

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Super Speedway (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Raising Arizona


PG-13
Runtime: 1:34

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Twilight Zone # 1: The Lineman


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:40

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Order In


TV-G
Runtime: 0:30

 

 


 



6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Tracks Ahead


Trains of Cuba - Explore the beauty of western and central Cuba. Then it is off to New Hampshire, to ride a portion of the remaining Maine Central Railroad, now the Conway Scenic Railway.

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
2004 CES Insiders


Heavyweights of the cable, satellite and high-definition (HD) content worlds convened to share their thoughts on HDTV content and delivery during the Industry Insider Series roundtable discussion from CES 2004.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
What About Joan


Jake's Dilemma - Jake shocks everyone when he announces he quit his job. Joan encourages him to find a job he has passion for, while Alice runs over a stray dog and Mark is encouraged to care for it.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ladies Man


Wendy is suspended from school for three days for "sexual harassment" after she kisses a boy without his permission. Outraged at the absurdity of Wendy's suspension, Jimmy decides it's a chance to teach Wendy how to take a stand. But when he arrives in student court where students are the judge and jury, and a pint-sized "prosecutor" is out for Jimmy's blood, Jimmy realizes he's going to have to come up with a darn good defense

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition

Jason Priestly, Bob Odenkirk - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks with actor Jason Priestley about his new movie Die, Mommie, Die and his passion for television. Bob Odenkirk, of Mr. Show fame stops by to talk about his new film Melvin Goes to Dinner. Pus, previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America


Softball, Miss Austin USA Pageant - Who says softball's a warm weather sport? Ron Kruck plays outfield in the snow, while Kandace Krueger gets ready for the Miss Austin USA Pageant.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome


Mix, Match and a Ply - Professional home inspectors, mosaics, stained glass, and the myriad uses of plywood!

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America


Foosball Anyone? - Tour Time takes us to Sommerset Estates and the home of Bill and Marsha Rickett...the inventor of foosball! Learn how to make your own pasta...and how to make your bathroom into a spa!

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival


HDNet is at the red carpet premiere of New York Minute, starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and Eugene Levy. Plus, Academy Award winning director Barry Levinson hosts a discussion with documentary filmmakers about Playing Politics.
Special Encore Presentation

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report


The American West: The Forces of Nature - World Report cameras have traveled across the American West as summer approaches. It will no doubt be hot and dry, and once again water is the key component in short supply...as communities prepare for potential fires and home preservation.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report


Iraq: Highway One - HDNet cameras traveled along the deadliest stretch of Iraqi Roadway. Highway One north of Baghdad is home to crime, injuries, bombings and murders. It is one place that will need to be put under control before any peace will be able to take hold.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada


Dennis Anyone? - Dennis' leave of absence during his annual mayoral campaign allows Jake to take Wake-Up Calgary in a new, investigative, hard-hitting direction. Judy's in-office vacation leaves Jake and Bill to clash over the direction of the morning show.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music


Stereo Mud, Racel Stamp - Join True Music this week to see hard rockers Stereo Mud tear up the stage. Plus, catch British band Racel Stamp along with Grayson Manner - a band with a look and sound inspired by Guns 'N' Roses.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes


The 43rd, A Moving Story - Hogan's scheme to disable a crack German anti-aircraft battery is disrupted by the arrival at Stalag 13 of a tough, efficient major.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
First Monday


Showdown - The Court must decide if a small town that allows guns violates the 2nd Amendment. Also a gun Joe used was once involved in a drive-by shooting.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive


Miles To Go - While hunting for the One-Armed Man in Maine, Kimble is taken hostage by a man, who accidentally killed a logging foreman, and his sister.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet


California Speedway, Fontana, California

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
HDNet World Report


Iraq: Year II - World Report continues its coverage from Iraq with a look at the past year of United States involvement there. The first year anniversary of Coalition Force battle has just passed, and now it seems those forces have little to look forward to than yet another year of duty in that Middle East nation.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Smart Travels Europe


Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos – an uninhabited island covered entirely with ancient ruins.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Hollywood HD


Academy of TV Arts, Supersize Me - The stars of television hits The Shield and Nip/Tuck visit the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, the man who made McDonalds rethink how they do business promotes Supersize Me and superheroes invade the streets of Hollywood.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival - LIVE!


HDNet spends night three on the red carpet highlighted by the premiere of Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes, with interviews with stars of the film. Plus, highlights from the program Diversifying American Cinema with Wayne Wang (Maid In Manhattan & Smoke) and Lisa Gay Hamilton (The Practice) discussing how and and why they choose their projects.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
In-Laws - Premiere

Games People Play - After initially beating Vic in a racquetball game, Matt throws the next game at Alex' request.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Greetings from Tucson - Premiere

Driving - David finds himself in hot water after he promises to drive Sarah and her friends to a concert before he actually gets his driver's permit.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
HDNet This Month - Premiere


May 2004 - Previews and highlights of all the great programming you'll find on HDNet during the month of May.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival


HDNet spends night three on the red carpet highlighted by the premiere of Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes, with interviews with stars of the film. Plus, highlights from the program Diversifying American Cinema with Wayne Wang (Maid In Manhattan & Smoke) and Lisa Gay Hamilton (The Practice) discussing how and and why they choose their projects.
Special Encore Presentation

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
In-Laws


Games People Play - After initially beating Vic in a racquetball game, Matt throws the next game at Alex' request.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Greetings from Tucson


Driving - David finds himself in hot water after he promises to drive Sarah and her friends to a concert before he actually gets his driver's permit.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
HDNet This Month


May 2004 - Previews and highlights of all the great programming you'll find on HDNet during the month of May.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival


HDNet spends night three on the red carpet highlighted by the premiere of Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes, with interviews with stars of the film. Plus, highlights from the program Diversifying American Cinema with Wayne Wang (Maid In Manhattan & Smoke) and Lisa Gay Hamilton (The Practice) discussing how and and why they choose their projects.
Special Encore Presentation

3:00AM ET/2:00 C

Churchill Downs Sights and Sounds
An insider's look into Churchill Downs during the week of the Kentucky Derby.

3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Equal Justice


The Art of the Possible - Mike James and Julie Janovich work together in a domestic violence case. Jo Ann Harris gets her first trial.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Thieves

Casino - Johnny and Rita are sent to Atlantic City to uncover a secret crime ring. The risks are great when the agents must steal a briefcase from a corrupt gambler. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to make Rita jealous with a highly paid escort. Tone Loc guest stars as Agent Al Trundel.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Square Pegs

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee -- Part 2 - Patty and Lauren face the prospect of a bleak holiday season -- and no New Year's party at Vinny's -- unless Patty can resolve her relationship with her estranged father. Tony Dow of Leave it to Beaver fame guest stars.
 

 




7:30AM ET/6:30 C
The Rounders


NR - 1:25 - 1965
Cast: Glenn Ford, Henry Fonda, Sue Anne Langdon Director: Burt Kennedy
Two cowboys with a propensity to spend their earnings in the nearest bar, come up with a scheme bound to send them on their dream trip to Tahiti.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Great Waldo Pepper

PG - 1:47 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Bo Svenson, Susan Sarandon Director: George Roy Hill
A pilot begins a movie career in an attempt to claim the glory he missed in WWI.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Cromwell


G - 2:19 - 1970
Cast: Richard Harris, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley Director: Ken Hughes
The story of Oliver Cromwell's passionate crusade against Charles I during the British Civil War.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
1492: Conquest of Paradise


PG-13 - 2:25 - 1992
Cast: Gerard Depardieu, Armand Assante, Sigourney Weaver Director: Ridley Scott
The story of Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas and its effect on the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere.

4:05PM ET/3:05 C
One Man's Hero


R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
The Great Waldo Pepper


PG - 1:47 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Bo Svenson, Susan Sarandon Director: George Roy Hill
A pilot begins a movie career in an attempt to claim the glory he missed in WWI.

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
An American Rhapsody


PG-13 - 1:46 - 2001
Cast: Scarlett Johansson, Nastassja Kinski, Raffaella Bansagi Director: Eva Gardos
A family moves to the USA to escape oppression, but are forced to leave their infant daughter in Hungary.

10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Heaven and Earth


R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after the war.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
An American Rhapsody


PG-13 - 1:46 - 2001
Cast: Scarlett Johansson, Nastassja Kinski, Raffaella Bansagi Director: Eva Gardos
A family moves to the USA to escape oppression, but are forced to leave their infant daughter in Hungary.

2:20AM ET/1:20 C
Heaven and Earth


R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after the war.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
Friday the 13th - Part II


R - 1:26 - 1981
Cast: Amy Steel, Warrington Gillett, John Furey Director: Steve Miner
Jason, hungry for revenge after seeing his mother brutally murdered, returns to Camp Crystal Lake.
 


 


10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Malibu's Most Wanted


PG13 Time: 86  
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a. "B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills among the i

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Who's That Girl


PG Time: 93  
Pop superstar Madonna sings the hit title song and sasses her way into and out of trouble in this free-wheeling comedy-romance. Out of jail after serving time for a crime she didn't commit, Madonna ropes an uptight yuppie into helping her finger the real culprit. Lots of flash and fun, featuring wild chases, a cougar, a trashed Rolls-Royce, a freight train and amiable Griffin Dunne (After Hours) as Madonna's hapless cohort.

1:05PM ET/12:05 C
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle


TVMA Time: 107  
"Bigger, sleeker and better than the first" (Variety). The Angels are back and sexier than ever in this electrifying sequel that moves at one pace: full throttle! This time around, Charlie assigns luscious lovelies Natalie (Diaz), Dylan (Barrymore) and Alex (Liu) the task of finding two rings that hold the identities of everyone in the witness protection program. Along the way, they also must deal with a fallen Angel and Dylan's homicidal ex-boyfriend. Bernie Mac, Crispin Glover, Justin Theroux, Robert Patrick and Demi Moore co-star. Directed by McG, story by John August. Screenplay by John August and Cormac Wibberly & Marianne Wibberly.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
New Jack City

R Time: 100  
Nobody knows the mean streets of Harlem like drug czar Nino Brown; nobody, that is, except Detective Stone. Brown's crack kingdom is ripping Harlem apart, but Stone's out to destroy this "new jack" gangster--and he's got three street-smart cops behind him! Mario Van Peebles stars in and directs this "straight-from-the-front-pages-big-city cop drama" (Hollywood Reporter). With Ice-T.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Blood Work


R Time: 110  
Clint Eastwood directed and stars in this gritty crime thriller about an ailing ex-lawman who undertakes an arduous mission to catch a killer. Based on Michael Connelly's bestseller, the film stars the cagey actor as Terry McCaleb, a retired FBI detective who is recovering from a heart transplant when he meets the beautiful Graciella Rivers, a young woman who believes McCaleb can find her sister's killer. Popping medication like candy, McCaleb takes the case, but as he slowly draws closer to uncovering the criminal's identity, he realizes there is a shocking connection to his former career. Jeff Daniels co-stars as McCaleb's slacker neighbor and chauffeur. Also with Anjelica Huston, Wanda De Jesus, Tina Lifford, Paul Rodriguez and Dylan Walsh.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Malibu's Most Wanted


PG13 Time: 86  
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a. "B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills among the i

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle


TVMA Time: 107  
"Bigger, sleeker and better than the first" (Variety). The Angels are back and sexier than ever in this electrifying sequel that moves at one pace: full throttle! This time around, Charlie assigns luscious lovelies Natalie (Diaz), Dylan (Barrymore) and Alex (Liu) the task of finding two rings that hold the identities of everyone in the witness protection program. Along the way, they also must deal with a fallen Angel and Dylan's homicidal ex-boyfriend. Bernie Mac, Crispin Glover, Justin Theroux, Robert Patrick and Demi Moore co-star. Directed by McG, story by John August. Screenplay by John August and Cormac Wibberly & Marianne Wibberly.

1:50AM ET/12:50 C
Under Heavy Fire


R Time: 117  
A group of former Marines are lured by a TV producer to the Vietnamese village where most of their unit was massacred in a vicious ambush. Most of the men blame their captain for the fiasco, but will the truth come out before blood is spilled once again on the jungle floor? Casper Van Dien, Carre Otis, Martin Kove and Jaimz Woolvett star. Directed by Sidney J. Furie (The Boys in Company C).

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
Impulse


R Time: 108  
Theresa Russell (Black Widow) heats up the screen as a gorgeous vice cop who gets too close to her work in this sexy, hard-as-nails suspense drama. After walking the streets undercover, Russell takes her job to heart and picks up a chance acquaintance--but after he's viciously murdered, she's caught up in a nightmare game of deadly suspicion. Co-starring Jeff Fahey and George Dzundza.

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Red Sonja


PG13 Time: 88  
Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this 1985 sword-and-sorcery adventure about a fiery-haired maiden's quest to recover a powerful talisman from the evil Queen who killed her sister. Sandahl Bergman co-stars. Directed by Richard Fleischer.

 

                        
 




7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Angels In The Outfield


PG Time: 102
A little boy's request for a miracle to help baseball's last-place Angels receives instant help from above in this spirited family film. Danny Glover stars as the team's grumpy manager whose skepticism that real angels are helping his on-field ones begins to erode as the team starts to win. Tony Danza, Brenda Fricker, Christopher Lloyd, Ben Johnson and Jay O. Sanders co-star.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Mars Attacks!


PG13 Time: 105
Cheesy '50s sci-fi epics come in for a big-budget comic ribbing in director Tim Burton's horror comedy that's a "giddy, audacious blast...a special effects-packed, instant comic camp classic" (Hollywood Reporter). Jack Nicholson heads the all-star cast as the U.S. President who, faced with alien visitors, is advised to welcome them with open arms...and lives to regret it! Which of the big-name guest stars will escape evaporation and live to see the Martians get what they deserve? Place bets on your favorites!

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Sunshine State


PG13 Time: 140
John Sayles (Limbo) wrote, directed and edited this film about life on a tiny Florida island where eccentric locals deal with personal dramas and an uncertain future. Desiree has just returned home after disgracing her family years ago with an unwanted pregnancy, while Marly is a former mermaid performer who grudgingly runs her retired father's motel. Both women fight the developers who want to build their small island into a resort community while also battling for parental acceptance and the chance to be independent and successful. Jane Alexander, Angela Bassett, Edie Falco, Timothy Hutton, James McDaniel and Mary Steenburgen star.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Good Burger


PG Time: 95
Honest Ed and lazy Dexter love the little fast-food joint they work for, so it's no wonder they go bonkers when a big burger empire threatens to fry the place. Laughs are well-done in this good-natured comedy.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Before And After


PG13 Time: 107
An accusation of murder against a teenager sends him on the run and splits his family apart in this stirring drama. Meryl Streep and Liam Neeson star as the youth's parents who are left to pick up the pieces after their son disappears following his girlfriend's murder. "Absorbing and believable" (Leonard Maltin's 2003 Movie & Video Guide). With Edward Furlong, Alfred Molina and Julia Weldon. Directed by Barbet Schroeder (Murder by Numbers).

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Sunshine State


PG13 Time: 140
John Sayles (Limbo) wrote, directed and edited this film about life on a tiny Florida island where eccentric locals deal with personal dramas and an uncertain future. Desiree has just returned home after disgracing her family years ago with an unwanted pregnancy, while Marly is a former mermaid performer who grudgingly runs her retired father's motel. Both women fight the developers who want to build their small island into a resort community while also battling for parental acceptance and the chance to be independent and successful. Jane Alexander, Angela Bassett, Edie Falco, Timothy Hutton, James McDaniel and Mary Steenburgen star.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Sopranos 61: Unidentified Black Male


TVMA Time: 58
A rumor involving his cousin puts Tony's relationship with Johnny Sack back on thin ice. Meanwhile, Meadow helps get her boyfriend Finn a job; AJ ponders a "maximum-security summer" at Casa Carmela; Melfi links Tony's current guilt to a past job; and Carmela learns that good legal help is hard to find.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Deadwood 07: Bullock Returns To The Camp


TVMA Time: 49
After tracking down a murderer, Bullock returns to Deadwood a changed man--and a marked one--while Utter must pay final respects to a fallen friend. Dority and Stubbs both take special interest when teenagers Miles and Flora Anderson arrive in camp in search of their father, each finding work at a rival saloon; Calamity Jane earns her moniker in the Pest Tent; Swearengen sees through Trixie's latest subterfuge; and Alma remains cold on Farnum's inappropriately advanced bid on her claim.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Above The Law


R Time: 99
Don't mess with Nico Toscani. Once a CIA agent, now an undercover detective, he's a martial-arts master who's as potent with kicks, chops and punches as he is with a police revolver. Tough Nico's out to clean up Chicago--and that means getting rid of the city's drug kings, as well as battling a murderous CIA agent. Martial-arts expert Steven Seagal plays Nico in this action-packed drama. With Pam Grier and Sharon Stone.

3:10AM ET/2:10 C
Frailty


R Time: 99
"Four stars...an extraordinary work" (Roger Ebert). Bill Paxton's directorial debut is an ultra-chilling horror film in which he stars as a mentally unraveled father who enlists his two young sons in helping do God's work as requested of him by an angel--to kill people who are really demons. Matthew McConaughey plays the grown-up version of one of the boys who reveals the terrifying truth behind the series of murders to a stumped FBI agent (Powers Boothe). "A completely spooky piece of business that gets under your skin" (L.A. Times).
 

                               
 



9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Comes a Horseman


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
CCAP
PG 1h 59m
A long-brewing conflict between modern-day Western ranchers Ewing (Jason Robards) and Ella (Jane Fonda) heats up into all-out war when an oil company starts pressuring both land-owners to sell drilling rights to their properties in this drama from director Alan J. Pakula ("Klute," "All the President's Men") costarring James Caan and Richard Farnsworth.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Pieces of Dreams


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
TVPG - VL 1h 40m
An idealistic Albuquerque, New Mexico priest (Robert Forster) falls in love with a beautiful social worker (Lauren Hutton) in this romantic melodrama costarring Will Geer ("Jeremiah Johnson," "The Waltons"), based on the novel "The Wine and the Music" by William E. Barrett ("Lilies of the Field").

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 28m
The well-read real-life sex primer gets the funny-bone touch of filmmaker Woody Allen with this anthology satirizing all things erotic, from aphrodisiacs to inter-species romance. Gene Wilder, Burt Reynolds, Lynn Redgrave, Louise Lasser, John Carradine and Tony Randall costar in this side-splitting interpretation from the master of movie mayhem.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
The Outsider


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 59m
Naomi Watts ("Mulholland Drive," "The Ring") stars in this Western about a Quaker woman who challenges the laws of her sect when she provides aid and comfort to a wounded gunfighter (Tim Daly) - a man whose presence soon spells big trouble for her once-peaceful Montana community. Real-life brothers David and Keith Carradine costar in this frontier adventure.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Take It To The Limit


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VSLD 50m
Bird's sexual tryst with Malik is revealed to the entire family; Teri is uncomfortable with Charles' relationship with his ex-wife; Bird and Lem make an effort to work on their marriage.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Notorious C.H.O.

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
TVMA - LD 1h 36m
Hilarious comedienne Margaret Cho headlines this stand-up comedy concert, her second, which limns some of her favorite subjects (weight, her mother, and the two drag queens she considers her "guardian angels") in typically funnybone-cracking style.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Gladiator


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 42m
James Marshall ("A Few Good Men") and Cuba Gooding Jr. ("Boyz N the Hood") star as small-time boxers with big-time dreams and hopes of escaping Chicago's mean streets in this action drama. Brian Dennehy, Robert Loggia, Ossie Davis and John Heard costar.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
The Outsider


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 59m
Naomi Watts ("Mulholland Drive," "The Ring") stars in this Western about a Quaker woman who challenges the laws of her sect when she provides aid and comfort to a wounded gunfighter (Tim Daly) - a man whose presence soon spells big trouble for her once-peaceful Montana community. Real-life brothers David and Keith Carradine costar in this frontier adventure.
 

                         



9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Bullets Over Broadway


Woody Allen's funny valentine to theater folk features Chazz Palminteri as a Roring Twenties mobster doubling as a playwright.

11:35AM ET/10:35 C
The Rock

A nerdy FBI biochemist and a hardened British convict foil terrorists who've taken over Alcatraz and threaten to annihilate San Francisco.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Rock


A nerdy FBI biochemist and a hardened British convict foil terrorists who've taken over Alcatraz and threaten to annihilate San Francisco.
 

                          
 



6:15AM ET/5:15 C
Sol Goode


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 40m
A struggling Los Angeles actor (Balthazar Getty) faces the dead ends of both his unrealized career aspirations and his womanizing ways in this romantic Generation X ensemble comedy. Tori Spelling, Jamie Kennedy, Katharine Towne, Cheri Oteri, Natasha Gregson Wagner and Jason Bateman costar.

11:35AM ET/10:35 C
Rollerball


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Another Woman


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 21m
A woman (Gena Rowlands) who's lived her life without benefit of emotions, finds that the time has come for a change. Once again, writer/director Woody Allen goes the dramatic route with great results. Mia Farrow, Ian Holm, Blythe Danner, Gene Hackman, Betty Buckley, Martha Plimpton, John Houseman, Sandy Dennis and David Ogden Stiers complete the fabulous cast of this unique effort.

6:05PM ET/5:05 C
Sol Goode


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 40m
A struggling Los Angeles actor (Balthazar Getty) faces the dead ends of both his unrealized career aspirations and his womanizing ways in this romantic Generation X ensemble comedy. Tori Spelling, Jamie Kennedy, Katharine Towne, Cheri Oteri, Natasha Gregson Wagner and Jason Bateman costar.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Rollerball


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
.com For Murder


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VLD 1h 37m
Bored as she recovers from a skiing accident, Sondra Brummel (Nastassja Kinski) is pulled into the darkest corners of the information superhighway when she piques the interest of a murderer in an Internet chat room. Nicolette Sheridan, Roger Daltrey and Huey Lewis costar in this techno-thriller.

5:50AM ET/4:50 C
Rollerball


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").
 


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