Summary

The ilovehdtv.com daily guide for Friday, May 7, 2004 lists HD broadcast programming across major networks including ABC, CBS, NBC, and WB, alongside PBS and premium cable schedules. Notably, no HDTV was available on one listed channel that evening, reflecting the still-limited HD content landscape of the period.

Source document circa 2004 preserved as-is

 


FRIDAY, MAY 7, 2004

 

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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
George Lopez


"Bachelor Party"
As wedding plans progress between Benny and Randy, clutsy factory worker Amy (Sandra Bullock, reprising her guest starring role), returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.


8:30PM ET/7:30 C
George Lopez


"God Needles George"
George makes a regrettable deal with God if Max's dog, Mr. Needles, is healed.


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hope & Faith

"Trade Show"
Faith is obsessed with watching episodes of her old soap, but the replacement actress for Ashley and love-interest Dillon find ways to insult her on-air. Fed up with Faith's histrionics, Charley insists that she contribute to the household by finding a job. Hope takes her to Irv Miller, a cheesy, small-time talent agent played by Dominic Chianese, who immediately books her for a trade show — but it's not the fan fest Faith imagined. Meanwhile, Hayley cheats for Sydney to make money for a Mother's Day gift.


9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hope & Faith


"Charley's Baseball"
When Justin accidentally destroys Charley's beloved baseball autographed by Roger Clemens, Faith sets out to replace it with Hope's help. Hearing that Clemens will be in Columbus for a charity game, the two women end up masquerading as reporters in the team locker room to buttonhole Clemens. But when a tenacious security guard gives chase, the women have to hide out in the players' whirlpool tubs. Meanwhile, Hayley leads the family in a sit-down protest when Charley must cut down the tree that holds their treehouse.
                       
 


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Jag

"Coming Home"
As the grieving mother of a Marine killed in Iraq prepares for her son’s body to arrive home and his funeral, Harm steps in to help when he learns that she is being hounded by reporters wanting to interview her about her tragedy.


10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Cold Case


"Resolutions"
The team receives an anonymous letter informing them that the 1999 accidental death of a tough yet highly respected swim coach at a military academy was the result of a carefully orchestrated plan.

                        


10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Third Watch


"Monsters"
A vengeful father (guest star Gene Simmons) throws the weight of his crime organization in an all-out operation to kill as many police officers as possible -- especially the ones he deems were responsible for the car-chase death of his son including the pursuing officers, Cruz (Tia Texada) and Bosco (Jason Wiles). As the cops are lured to their fates in different destinations, Yokas (Molly Price) gets some startling family news and the new paramedic Grace (guest star Cara Buono) turns some heads with her take-charge street savvy. Coby Bell, Anthony Ruivivar, Chris Bauer, Kim Raver, Nia Long and Skipp Sudduth also star.





11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Anna Nicole Smith

 

                  
 


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Reba

"Girls' Night Out"
Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) decides she's never speaking to Reba (Reba McEntire) again after she accuses Reba of interfering with her marriage to Brock (Christopher Rich) one too many times. However, when Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) pleads for a girls' night out to celebrate her 21st birthday, the tension between the two women leads to a crazy bar brawl.


8:30PM ET/7:30 C
What I Like...


"The Second Season Finale"
Holly (Amanda Bynes) is elated when she is accepted for an internship in Paris but when Henry (Michael McMillian) and Vince (Nick Zano) each kiss her before she leaves she knows the time has come to decide between them. In order to distract her from Rick's (guest star Ed Kerr) upcoming wedding, Val (Jennie Garth) books a trip to Venice with Lauren (Leslie Grsosman), but when Val gets sick and has to cancel, she is pleasantly surprised when a still-single Rick shows up at her doorstep. Meanwhile, it could be a summer of love for Gary (Wesley Jonathan) and Tina (Allison Munn) when they have their second kiss.
 

                  

 


 

NO HDTV TONIGHT

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MORNING

6:00am Boohbah
Pile of Balls
6:30am Boohbah
Painting the Fence
7:00am Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks
The Salmon of Knowledge
7:30am Clifford's Puppy Days
Keeping Cool /Socks and Snooze
8:00am American Family -- Journey of Dreams
The Doors to the Past
9:00am American Experience
Golden Gate Bridge
10:00am Nature
Tall Blondes
11:00am The Battle of Hood and Bismarck
The Mighty Hood

AFTERNOON

noon Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
1:00pm Innovation
Brain Fingerprinting
2:00pm History Detectives
Episode 4: Portrait of George Washington, Patty Cannon, and Trumpet
3:00pm American Family -- Journey of Dreams
The Doors to the Past
4:00pm Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
 
4:30pm The Desert Speaks
Death Valley
5:00pm Great Museums
 
5:30pm Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
 

EVENING

6:00pm Smart Gardening
 
6:30pm Tracks Ahead
 
7:00pm The Desert Speaks
 
7:30pm Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
 
8:00pm Innovation
Brain Fingerprinting
9:00pm Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
10:00pm The Battle of Hood and Bismarck
The Mighty Hood

LATE NIGHT

11:00pm Innovation
Brain Fingerprinting
midnight Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
1:00am The Battle of Hood and Bismarck
The Mighty Hood
2:00am Great Museums
 
2:30am Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
 
3:00am Smart Gardening
 
3:30am Tracks Ahead
 
4:00am The Desert Speaks
 
4:30am Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
 
5:00am Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
 
5:30am The Desert Speaks
Death Valley

                                   
 

6:00 AM Mozart Cosi Fan Tutte Part 1 & 2
9:15 AM Cinderella
11:45 AM Firebird
12:45 PM The Overcoat
2:15 PM Music in High Places
Ryan Adams: Jamaica
3:15 PM All Access Concert
4:30 PM Cirque Du Soleil: Varekai
6:00 PM Branford Marsalis Concert
7:00 PM Suzanne Westenoefer Comedy Show
8:00 PM Bonfire of the Vanities
10:30 PM Bonfire of the Vanities
1:00 AM Bobby Mcferrin Concert
3:00 AM Mozart Cosi Fan Tutte Part 1 & 2


 


7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Over Arizona

TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

7:45AM ET/6:45 C
Sweet Addition: Impressive Desserts

TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Over America


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

9:45AM ET/8:45 C
NBA Classics: 1995 All-Star Game


NR
Runtime: 2:00

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
In Theaters

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

12:15PM ET/11:15 C
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York


PG
Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci
Runtime: 2:00

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Alaska: Last Frontier


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Wachovia Championship 05/07/04


NR
Runtime: 2:00

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Chicago By 'L'


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:58

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York


PG
Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci
Runtime: 2:00

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Porky's II: The Next Day


R
Runtime: 1:38

11:15PM ET/10:15 C
Boxing: A Night of Title Fights


NR
Runtime: 4:30

3:45AM ET/2:45 C
In Theaters


TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

4:15AM ET/3:15 C
Twilight Zone #20: Found and Lost


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
Anime: Noir #24


TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

5:15AM ET/4:15 C
Porky's II: The Next Day


R
Runtime: 1:38


7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Pretenders Loose in L.A.


TV-PG
Runtime: 1:25

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York


PG
Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci
Runtime: 2:00

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Wachovia Championship 5/6/04


NR
Runtime: 2:00

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
INHD to the MAX #1

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:28

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Stars Fell On Henrietta


PG
Runtime: 1:45

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Pretenders Loose in L.A.


TV-PG
Runtime: 1:25

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Texas Independence


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Brain Game #31


TV-G
Runtime: 0:24

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #20: Found and Lost


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Washington The Beautiful


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia


NR
Runtime: 2:58

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #20: Found and Lost


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Order In


TV-G
Runtime: 0:30

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Olympic Treasures: Los Angeles 1984


NR
Runtime: 4:35

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia


NR
Runtime: 2:58


 




6:00AM ET/5:00 C
HDNet This Month


May 2004 - Previews and highlights of all the great programming you'll find on HDNet during the month of May.

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Smart Travels Europe


Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos – an uninhabited island covered entirely with ancient ruins.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Some of My Best Friends


Fight Night - Worried that his friends will give him a hard time for having a gay roommate, Frankie attempts to hide that fact by making the apartment look more masculine when his friends come over to watch the fight. Roommate Warren grudgingly agrees to act more straight once he meets Frankie's scary friends.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ladies Man


When Mitzi's flamboyant sister Lou comes to town, everyone is thrilled to see her except Mitzi because she remembers how her colorful sister always hogged the spotlight Her friend Terry holds weekly support groups for a Transgendered support group. The "girls" show Mitzi more than just a betterway to apply mascara, soon she sticks up for herself and confronts years of sibling rivalry.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition


Vadim Perelman, Andre Dubos III - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks about the new thriller House of Sand and Fog starring Jennifer Connelly and Ben Kingsley. Speaking in depth about the cross cultural project are author Andre Dubos III and director Vadim Perelman.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America


Kids' Sports, Filene's Basement Sale - An inside look at one of the most stressful, demanding jobs around: coaching kids sports. And a strategic guide to one of Boston's most competitive events--the Filene's Basement Sale.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome


Strikes, Spares & Renos - Wood flooring, cork flooring, linoleum, vinyl and carpeting, security, choosing a mortgage and the historical Hamersley House.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America


Dunbar - A tour thru the home and studio of 19-year-old artist Amanda Dunbar who made her artistic debut on the Oprah show three years ago at the age of 16 plus holiday lighting tips, an interview with holiday ornament creator Christopher Radko and a glimpse into the Texas Hill Country compound of a commercial real estate magnate.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival


HDNet goes to the Hudson River for NBC's Friends red carpet screening of the final episode! This plus a special premiere of Tribeca Talks: Norman Lear, starring the legendary sitcom writer and producer, Norman Lear.
Special Encore Presentation

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

Iraq: Year II - World Report continues its coverage from Iraq with a look at the past year of United States involvement there. The first year anniversary of Coalition Force battle has just passed, and now it seems those forces have little to look forward to than yet another year of duty in that Middle East nation.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report


The American West: The Forces of Nature - World Report cameras have traveled across the American West as summer approaches. It will no doubt be hot and dry, and once again water is the key component in short supply...as communities prepare for potential fires and home preservation.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada


A Non-Date to Remember - Dennis finds himself at the center of a controversy after he invites Chef Olaf and his fiancée - Leonard - to get married on Wake Up Calgary. Judy agrees to go on a secret date with Jake ... as long as Jake doesn't call it a date.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music


The Atari's, Seven Story Drop - This week on True Music, pop rock sensation The Atari's headline the show and perform their national hit song "In My Diary". Also, Seven Story Drop gives HDNet an exclusive look at their very first acoustic concert! Finally, you don't want to miss the true rock sound of Altered.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes


Psychic Commandant - To learn the design of a German noiseless airplane engine, Hogan convinces Col. Klink that he (Klink) has e.s.p.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Johnathon Brownlee's atHome


Home Sweet Home Show - Johnathan appears at the Vancouver Home Show

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Designing America


Foosball Anyone? - Tour Time takes us to Sommerset Estates and the home of Bill and Marsha Rickett...the inventor of foosball! Learn how to make your own pasta...and how to make your bathroom into a spa!

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive


Sanctuary - Kimble hides in his former girlfriend's house while a vicious bounty hunter pursues him. Gerard receives frightening news about his daughter.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Get Out!


Orange County - Join host Kelley Johnson as we cruise around Newport Bay on a luxury yacht, catch some waves in Surf City, USA, and cheer for the pro volleyball players at the AVP Huntington Beach Open. Orange County nightlife will not disappoint either!

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Across America


Ostriches, Rock 'n' Bowl - Ron Kruck takes us to Chandler, Arizona, where the town pays tribute to the oft-forgotten ostrich, and Sean McLaughlin stops in at the legendary Rock 'n Bowl in New Orleans, where people dance on bowling lanes to accordians, washboards and spoons.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Smart Travels Europe


Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos – an uninhabited island covered entirely with ancient ruins.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Hollywood HD


Academy of TV Arts, Supersize Me - The stars of television hits The Shield and Nip/Tuck visit the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, the man who made McDonalds rethink how they do business promotes Supersize Me and superheroes invade the streets of Hollywood.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival - LIVE!


Back at the red carpet for the world premiere of David Dochovny's directorial debut The House of D, with Robin Williams and Tea Leone. Plus, ABC's Peter Jennings leads a panel exploring how Jesus became the most bankable star in Hollywood, nearly 2000 years after his death.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Sheryl Crow - C'mon America

On the heels of her greatest hits CD The Very Best of Sheryl Crow, this concert special shows off Crow at her very best. Shot outdoors in high definition, Crow performs for more than 5000 fans in Dayton, Ohio.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Higher Definition - Premiere


Saved!, Tilda Swinton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with director Brian Dannelly about the making of his first feature film Saved!, plus, actress Tilda Swinton stops by to talk about her new movie Young Adam.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
HDNet Movie Night - Premiere


Nicolas - A woman must choose between the man she loves and the man she once loved.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival


Back at the red carpet for the world premiere of David Dochovny's directorial debut The House of D, with Robin Williams and Tea Leone. Plus, ABC's Peter Jennings leads a panel exploring how Jesus became the most bankable star in Hollywood, nearly 2000 years after his death.
Special Encore Presentation

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Higher Definition


Saved!, Tilda Swinton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with director Brian Dannelly about the making of his first feature film Saved!, plus, actress Tilda Swinton stops by to talk about her new movie Young Adam.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
HDNet Movie Night


Nicolas - A woman must choose between the man she loves and the man she once loved.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival


Back at the red carpet for the world premiere of David Dochovny's directorial debut The House of D, with Robin Williams and Tea Leone. Plus, ABC's Peter Jennings leads a panel exploring how Jesus became the most bankable star in Hollywood, nearly 2000 years after his death.
Special Encore Presentation

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
What's Kewl at CES 2004


HDNet takes a tour of all the "kewlest" new products at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice


Promises to Keep - Mike James becomes an eyewitness to a murder; Bureau Chief Eugene Rogan sees his personal life start to unravel when his wife Jesse finds a lump in her breast; and Jo Ann Harris savors her first victory in court.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Thieves


The Green And The Black - While Johnny and Rita retrieve a stolen engraving plate used for counterfeiting, Rita becomes attracted to Eddie Hartman (Tim Guinee), Johnny's former partner who is now his nemesis. Meanwhile, a sexy and smart agent, Katrina Epstein (recurring guest star Wanda de Jesus), joins Shue's division. As Shue and Epstein fight for power, they can't deny their sexual chemistry.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Square Pegs


No Joy in Weemawee - Patty and Lauren find popularity within their grasp when pal Johnny Slash's home run hitting streak attracts the attention of Steve Sax, the Dodgers' 1982 National League Rookie of the Year, who scouts a Weemawee game to see the new wave wonder.
 

 




7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Wrong Is Right

R - 1:57 - 1982
Cast: Sean Connery, Katharine Ross, Robert Conrad Director: Richard Brooks
A TV news journalist is fast on the heels of international terrorists who have stolen various nuclear weapons.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Liberty Heights


R - 2:07 - 1999
Cast: Adrien Brody, Ben Foster, Orlando Jones Director: Barry Levinson
Two brothers explore the world previously unknown to them when their high school is integrated in 1954.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
King Of The Hill


PG-13 - 1:43 - 1993
Cast: Jesse Bradford, Karen Allen, Elizabeth McGovern Director: Steven Soderbergh
A character study of a young boy living during the depression and his life without his parents.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
The Green Berets


NR - 2:21 - 1968
Cast: John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton Director: Ray Kellogg
John Wayne leads a team of highly specialized troops into Vietnam to capture an opposing general.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
The Towering Inferno


PG - 2:45 - 1974
Cast: Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, William Holden Director: Allen Irwin and John Guillermin
Disaster film about a nearly completed skyscraper that has faulty wiring, which leads to a massive fire and no rescue plan.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Liberty Heights


R - 2:07 - 1999
Cast: Adrien Brody, Ben Foster, Orlando Jones Director: Barry Levinson
Two brothers explore the world previously unknown to them when their high school is integrated in 1954.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Mad Dog and Glory


R - 1:36 - 1993
Cast: Robert De Niro, Uma Thurman, Bill Murray Director: John McNaughton
A police photographer saves the life of a criminal. In order to pay the photographer back, he "lends" him his girlfriend.

10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Circus


R - 1:35 - 2000
Cast: John Hannah, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare Director: Rob Walker
A husband and wife conman team try to outwit their fellow criminals.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hellraiser

R - 1:33 - 1987
Cast: Andrew Robinson, Clare Higgins, Ashley Laurence Director: Clive Barker
A horrifying tale of a woman who slaughters innocent people to bring her lover back from hell.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Mad Dog and Glory


R - 1:36 - 1993
Cast: Robert De Niro, Uma Thurman, Bill Murray Director: John McNaughton
A police photographer saves the life of a criminal. In order to pay the photographer back, he "lends" him his girlfriend.

3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio


R - 1:42 - 1995
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow Vegas buddies to help send him home. One of them has more personal matters in mind.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
The Wager


NR - 1:27 - 2003
Cast: Chris Devlin, Kristine Alexandria, Burt Young Director: Sigur-Bjorn
An independent producer bets a studio boss he can make a movie in three days.

 


 


9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Marrying Man


R Time: 116  
Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin play a couple whose multiple marriages to each other keep ending in divorce in this hilarious romantic comedy. Baldwin is an engaged young cad in Las Vegas for his bachelor party; Basinger is a lounge singer who serves as a big-time mobster's mistress. The minute they meet, it's lust at first sight, but when her gangster guy catches them, he deals them a punishment far worse than death--he forces them to get married! From there, it's a marathon hike down the aisle with a myriad of bumps on the way. Robert Loggia, Elisabeth Shue, Paul Reiser, Fisher Stevens, Peter Dobson and Armand Assante co-star. Directed by Jerry Rees (The Brave Little Toaster); written by Neil Simon.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Spider-Man


PG13 Time: 121  
"With great power comes great responsibility." For Peter Parker, his late uncle's words become his personal credo in this spectacular adaptation of the landmark comic book. Directed by Sam Raimi (the Evil Dead films) and written by David Koepp, the film stars Tobey Maguire as Peter, a nerdy high-school teen who lives with his aunt and uncle in Queens and pines for his sexy neighbor Mary Jane. Bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter suddenly develops incredible physical characteristics, but it is not until his uncle is tragically murdered that the youth realizes his true calling. For New York City, it's just in time, thanks to the arrival of the Green Goblin, an evildoer whose mask and murderous mission hide his true identity--and his disturbing connection to Peter! Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco co-star.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Dangerous Minds


R Time: 98  
Michelle Pfeiffer stars as a white-bread former Marine who tackles a seemingly impossible assignment to instruct a classroom of socially troubled inner-city kids. Her creative teaching methods begin to draw the youths into the subject of poetry, but it is not until she begins to understand the harsh realities of their lives that she truly makes a connection. George Dzundza, Courtney B. Vance, Robin Bartlett and Bruklin Harris co-star in this sensitive and inspiring fact-based drama. Directed by John N. Smith; screenplay by Ronald Bass.

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Joe Somebody

PG Time: 98  
Tim Allen and director John Pasquin (The Santa Clause, TV's Home Improvement) reteam in this comedy about a nobody who decides to become a somebody. Allen stars as Joe Scheffer, a quiet, unassertive single dad and office worker who constantly seems to be the victim of cheap shots. When the office bully (Patrick Warburton) shows him up, it's the last straw. Enter Chuck Scarett (James Belushi), a small-time action-film hero and martial-arts instructor who teaches Joe a few moves--and a little something about dealing with bullies! Julie Bowen (Happy Gilmore), Greg Germann (TV's Ally McBeal) and Kelly Lynch (Charlie's Angels) co-star.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Nowhere To Run


R Time: 94  
An escaped con helps out a widow and her children in this fast-paced action drama. Rosanna Arquette is at the mercy of a greedy real estate developer, who wants her farm--and will use any means necessary to get it. To the rescue comes Jean-Claude Van Damme, who's been hiding out in the barn, and soon it's the bad guys vs. the good guy in a classic martial arts showdown!

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
48 Hrs.


R Time: 96  
Here is one of the most explosive--and uproarious-- screen partnerships in years! The blockbuster crime adventure has smoo-o-o-th Eddie Murphy as a fast-talking, streetwise con sprung from the pen for two days to help hard-boiled cop Nick Nolte hunt down a pair of vicious killers.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Spider-Man


PG13 Time: 121  
"With great power comes great responsibility." For Peter Parker, his late uncle's words become his personal credo in this spectacular adaptation of the landmark comic book. Directed by Sam Raimi (the Evil Dead films) and written by David Koepp, the film stars Tobey Maguire as Peter, a nerdy high-school teen who lives with his aunt and uncle in Queens and pines for his sexy neighbor Mary Jane. Bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter suddenly develops incredible physical characteristics, but it is not until his uncle is tragically murdered that the youth realizes his true calling. For New York City, it's just in time, thanks to the arrival of the Green Goblin, an evildoer whose mask and murderous mission hide his true identity--and his disturbing connection to Peter! Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco co-star.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Old School


TVMA Time: 91  
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing, streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo (Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star. Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Shadow Hours


R Time: 91  
Balthazar Getty stars as a young recovering drug addict whose newly rebuilt life gets put to the test by a mysterious man. Peter Weller plays the affluent stranger who claims to be a writer doing research...and who just happens to need somebody to show him the darkest side of L.A. Can Getty withstand the temptation or will he lose everything this time around? Also with Rebecca Gayheart, Brad Dourif and Peter Greene.

2:35AM ET/1:35 C
Borderline


R Time: 94  
In this thriller, a psychiatrist in a prison for the criminally insane gets into big trouble thanks to one of her patients. Dr. Lila Colleti's dangerous job has cost her the custody of her two young daughters. When one of her patients is released, he decides to do his shrink a favor by way of a murderous plot in which she becomes implicated. With Gina Gershon, Sean Patrick Flanery and Michael Biehn.

4:15AM ET/3:15 C
Old School


TVMA Time: 91  
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing, streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo (Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star. Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong.

 

                        
 




6:20AM ET/5:20 C
Ernest Scared Stupid


PG Time: 92
Jim Varney is back as dim bulb Ernest P. Worrell in this Halloween-themed fourth installment in the Ernest series. This time around, Ernest battles all things scary after he accidentally releases a nasty tree troll whose idea of fun is to turn the local children into wooden dolls. Luckily for the innocent tykes, it's Ernest the Great to the rescue! Eartha Kitt co-stars as a witchy woman who warns Ernest about the troll. Also with Austin Nagler, Shay Astar and Jonas Moscartolo. Directed by John Cherry, story by John Cherry & Coke Sams, screenplay by Charlie Gale and Coke Sams.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
House Of Cards


PG13 Time: 109
In this "rapturously mysterious" drama (N.Y. Daily News), a 6-year-old girl retreats into a world of her own after witnessing her father's death. Now her mother (Kathleen Turner) must battle a child psychologist (Tommy Lee Jones) over the best way to reach the child.

12:15PM ET/11:15 C
Head Of State


PG13 Time: 95
Chris Rock takes his spirited style of humor to the White House in this outrageous political comedy about a black Washington, D.C. politician who finds himself thrust into the race for president. Mays Gilliam (Rock) is a hard-working alderman whose run of bad luck ends when he's selected to run for president after his party's top candidate is killed in a plane crash. He's expected to lose...until his straight-shooting message begins to connect with voters to the dismay of his smarmy opponent. Bernie Mac is a riot as Mays' anger-prone brother/running mate. Also with Dylan Baker, Nick Searcy, Robin Givens and Lynn Whitfield.

3:45PM ET/2:45 C
Half Past Dead


PG13 Time: 98
A botched police operation left him dead for 22 minutes. But for FBI agent Sascha Petrosevitch, his latest predicament is even more deadly! Steven Seagal stars as the tough-as-nails agent who goes undercover in the refurbished prison at Alcatraz. As authorities prepare to execute a top criminal at the prison, heavily armed paratroopers storm the building to save the man--and get valuable information out of him. What the bad guys don't count on is that Sascha a is one-man wrecking crew who will stop at nothing to take them down! Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule, Nia Peeples and Tony Plana co-star in this intense action film. Written and directed by Don Michael Paul.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
The Client


PG13 Time: 120
Before a Mafia lawyer kills himself, he tells an 11-year-old boy the burial place of a murdered U.S. Senator. Now everybody's after the boy: the cops, the press, the FBI, a grandstanding federal prosecutor--and the Mob. All he's got to protect him are his own quick wits and tough lawyer Susan Sarandon. Brad Renfro, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony LaPaglia, Anthony Edwards and Ossie Davis co-star in this adaptation of John Grisham's best-seller. "Taut entertainment that never loses steam...a terrifically made thriller" (Hollywood Reporter).

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Head Of State


PG13 Time: 95
Chris Rock takes his spirited style of humor to the White House in this outrageous political comedy about a black Washington, D.C. politician who finds himself thrust into the race for president. Mays Gilliam (Rock) is a hard-working alderman whose run of bad luck ends when he's selected to run for president after his party's top candidate is killed in a plane crash. He's expected to lose...until his straight-shooting message begins to connect with voters to the dismay of his smarmy opponent. Bernie Mac is a riot as Mays' anger-prone brother/running mate. Also with Dylan Baker, Nick Searcy, Robin Givens and Lynn Whitfield.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Deadwood 07: Bullock Returns To The Camp

TVMA Time: 49
After tracking down a murderer, Bullock returns to Deadwood a changed man--and a marked one--while Utter must pay final respects to a fallen friend. Dority and Stubbs both take special interest when teenagers Miles and Flora Anderson arrive in camp in search of their father, each finding work at a rival saloon; Calamity Jane earns her moniker in the Pest Tent; Swearengen sees through Trixie's latest subterfuge; and Alma remains cold on Farnum's inappropriately advanced bid on her claim.

11:50PM ET/10:50 C
Love And A Bullet


R Time: 85
When a hired contract killer falls in love with his target--his boss's girlfriend--he begins to reconsider his deadly career. Malik is a cold-blooded assassin, but when he's hired by a notorious mob boss to knock off his moll, the last thing Malik expected was to fall in love. Unfortunately, the only way out for Malik is to wipe out the crime czar's dangerous henchmen. Anthony "Treach" Criss (of the music group Naughty by Nature), Kent Masters King, and Freez Luv star in this gritty crime-drama. Directed by Ben Ramsey.

4:10AM ET/3:10 C
The Chaos Factor


R Time: 100
Nearly 30 years after the CIA-ordered destruction of a medical base in Cambodia, Army intelligence officer Jack Poynt (Antonio Sabato Jr.) uncovers evidence of horrific torture crimes by the captain who led the 1972 mission. But his efforts to expose the sadistic military man lead Poynt into a battle that could cost him everything. With Fred Ward (The Right Stuff), Kelly Rutherford and R. Lee Ermey (Full Metal Jacket).
 

                               
 



7:35AM ET/6:35 C
September (1987)


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 23m
Writer/director Woody Allen's compelling drama examines the relationships among six residents of a Vermont summer house, centered on how the love-hate relationship between mother (Elaine Stritch) and daughter (Mia Farrow) affects those around them. Jack Warden, Dianne Wiest, Sam Waterston and Denholm Elliott costar in this stark, poignant drama that probes despair to show a number of painful truths about the fragility of the human condition.

12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Bark


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A veterinarian (Lisa Kudrow) becomes romantically involved with a man (Lee Tergesen) whose wife (Heather Morgan) believes she's a dog in this comedy costarring Vincent D'Onofrio, Hank Azaria and Mary Jo Deschanel.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Deuces Wild


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 37m
From the director of "The Basketball Diaries" comes this blazing drama about New York street gang warfare circa 1958. After their brother died of a drug overdose, Deuces gang members Leon (Stephen Dorff) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) vowed to keep narcotics off their Brooklyn turf - but during a sweltering summer of violence and conflict with a rival outfit called the Vipers theirs is an increasingly tough promise to keep. Matt Dillon, Fairuza Balk, Drea De Matteo, Vincent Pastore, Frankie Muniz and James Franco costar in this pulpy period picture.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
The Favor


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 38m
Bored with her marriage, a wife (Harley Jane Kozak) asks her best friend (Elizabeth McGovern) to look up and sleep with an old high-school beau so that she can experience the affair vicariously. Needless to say, things don't work out quite as planned in this romantic comedy costarring Brad Pitt, Bill Pullman, Ken Wahl, Larry Miller and Holland Taylor.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
The Wild Thornberrys Movie


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 26m
On an African safari, Eliza Thornberry discovers a gift for talking to the animals, and band together with a chimpanzee friend to stop poachers from attacking an elephant herd. Lacey Chabert, Tim Curry, Lynn Redgrave, Flea, Alfre Woodard and Brock Peters provide the celebrity voiceovers for this big-screen animated version of the hit Nickelodeon children's series.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Manhood


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
TV14 - VSLD 1h 23m
This sequel to "Jack the Dog" follows the exploits of reformed womanizer Jack (Nestor Carbonell), now a single dad and photographer struggling to raise a teenage son while sheltering his unhinged brother-in-law (John Ritter in one of his final roles) and nephew, who have been cut loose by Jack's flaky sister Jill (Janeane Garofalo). Tom Arnold, Bonnie Bedelia, Meredith Monroe, Skyler Shaye, Sybil Temchen and Andrew J. Ferchland costar in this dark

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Reaping Havoc


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VL 42m
George decides that even grim reapers need friends.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Taking Off


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - LD 44m
While stranded on a plane with country singer Blake Shelton, Cody, and the band, Chris and Yola try to deal with the emotional consequences of their 'first kiss.'

2:35AM ET/1:35 C
Motel Hell


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 42m
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters in this tongue-in-cheek horror outing starring Rory Calhoun as Vincent Smith, a rural hayseed with a secret ingredient that makes his roadside treats especially tasty for weary travelers - the weary travelers themselves! Paul Linke, Nancy Parsons, Wolfman Jack, Monique St. Pierre and John Ratzenberger costar in this deliciously carnivorous cult classic.
 

                         



9:30AM ET/8:30 C
The New Guy


A nerdy high schooler becomes cool after a stint in prison and relocating to a new high school.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Hollywood Homicide


Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers continually interfere with their detective work.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
The New Guy


A nerdy high schooler becomes cool after a stint in prison and relocating to a new high school.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hollywood Homicide


Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers continually interfere with their detective work.

 

                          
 



7:05AM ET/6:05 C
Pumpkin

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Doing double duty as star and producer, Christina Ricci headlines in a satiric comedy that "refuses to play it safe" ("Chicago Sun-Times") about sororities, political correctness and complacent middle-class values, written and directed by Anthony Abrams and Adam Larson Broder. Pert, naive Carolyn McDuffy (Ricci) is the most popular sister at Alpha Omega Pi. Yet when she becomes romantically involved with a "challenged athlete" (Hank Harris) during a sorority charity project, the AO Pi sisters aren't the only ones whose world is upended.

9:05AM ET/8:05 C
Cherry 2000


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 39m
It's the year 2017 and women have been replaced by obedient androids, designed to please their male masters. When yuppie David Andrews' gorgeous "pleasure-bot" short circuits during a particularly passionate encounter, he enlists the aid of spunky tracker Melanie Griffith to find a new "chassis" for his computer-chip cutie. But our hero soon learns that love between two people can be far more satisfying than a roll in the hay with a manufactured miss.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Starchaser: The Legend Of Orin


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 41m
This animated sci-fi adventure follows the struggle for freedom by young Orin (Joe Colligan), a human slave to robot masters who leads a revolt against the machine overlords with the help of his new friend Dagg (Carmen Argenziano). Noelle North, Anthony de Longis, Les Tremayne and Michael Winslow provide more of the vocal talent to this lavish 'toon production, a cult classic compared to both "Star Wars" and the legend of King Arthur, originally featured in 3D.

2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Pumpkin


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Doing double duty as star and producer, Christina Ricci headlines in a satiric comedy that "refuses to play it safe" ("Chicago Sun-Times") about sororities, political correctness and complacent middle-class values, written and directed by Anthony Abrams and Adam Larson Broder. Pert, naive Carolyn McDuffy (Ricci) is the most popular sister at Alpha Omega Pi. Yet when she becomes romantically involved with a "challenged athlete" (Hank Harris) during a sorority charity project, the AO Pi sisters aren't the only ones whose world is upended.

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Cherry 2000


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 39m
It's the year 2017 and women have been replaced by obedient androids, designed to please their male masters. When yuppie David Andrews' gorgeous "pleasure-bot" short circuits during a particularly passionate encounter, he enlists the aid of spunky tracker Melanie Griffith to find a new "chassis" for his computer-chip cutie. But our hero soon learns that love between two people can be far more satisfying than a roll in the hay with a manufactured miss.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 56m
Jimmy the Saint (Andy Garcia) agrees to stage a final easy-money job for his evil wheelchair-bound former mentor, the Man with the Plan (Christopher Walken). Christopher Lloyd, Treat Williams and Steve Buscemi costar in this crime comedy-drama.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Bowling for Columbine


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 0m
Director and star Michael Moore ("Roger & Me") stirred up controversy - and won an Oscar for Best Documentary Feature - with this dissection of America's fascination with firearms, a skillful work of agitprop that is by turns infuriating, disturbing and hilarious as the rotund host gets a free gun with his new bank account, pays an impromptu visit to NRA chief Charlton Heston, and visits with a survivor of the Columbine High School shootings.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Pumpkin

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Doing double duty as star and producer, Christina Ricci headlines in a satiric comedy that "refuses to play it safe" ("Chicago Sun-Times") about sororities, political correctness and complacent middle-class values, written and directed by Anthony Abrams and Adam Larson Broder. Pert, naive Carolyn McDuffy (Ricci) is the most popular sister at Alpha Omega Pi. Yet when she becomes romantically involved with a "challenged athlete" (Hank Harris) during a sorority charity project, the AO Pi sisters aren't the only ones whose world is upended.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Tangled


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 30m
A beautiful young college student (Rachael Leigh Cook) comes between two old friends (Shawn Hatosy and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) in this mystery thriller told in flashback-style, leading up to an explosively shocking finale. Lorraine Bracco, Estella Warren and Dwayne Hill costar.

3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 56m
Jimmy the Saint (Andy Garcia) agrees to stage a final easy-money job for his evil wheelchair-bound former mentor, the Man with the Plan (Christopher Walken). Christopher Lloyd, Treat Williams and Steve Buscemi costar in this crime comedy-drama.
 


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