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TUESDAY, MAY
11, 2004
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C 8 Simple Rules
"The Principal" When Bridget is busted over a school dress code violation, Cate is
called upon to meet with her new principal, Ed Gibb (Adam Arkin). But
Cate is in for a shock when she discovers that she went to high school
with Ed who remembers it vividly though she doesn't remember him
at all. Meanwhile, when C.J. becomes his massage therapist, Jim hurts
his feelings when he refuses to admit that his wayward grandson has
become good at something.
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8:30PM ET/7:30 C 8 Simple Rules
 "Mall in the Family" After Kerry is promoted to assistant manager at a fast food restaurant
in the mall, Jim is hired to handle the register. But when she
witnesses his disdain for the customers, Kerry is faced with the
dilemma of having to fire her grandfather. Meanwhile C.J. who has
been employed as a mall cop busts Bridget for sneaking into a movie
without paying, and Cate catches Rory selling worthless family items
on the internet under false pretenses.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C According to Jim
"The Marriage Bank" Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with
Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go
to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when
Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality
unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives - so that Dr. Ted must
intervene.
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9:30PM ET/8:30 C Less Than Perfect
"The Pimp Hat" Claude is upset after her break-up with Mitch, so Owen decides to
cheer her up with a game of "Pimp Hat," where everyone must draw a
name from a hat and fix that person up. Claude directs all her
romantic energy to finding Owen the perfect girl, while Carl, Kipp and
Ramona each have memorable first dates.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C
NYPD Blue
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Clark and Sipowicz suspect the ex-husband in a woman's murder, the
jury reaches a verdict in the Craig Woodfruff trial, Ronson and Ortiz
pursue an arms smuggler, and Clark is too late to save Devlin, on the
season finale.
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Navy NCIS
"Split Decision"
Gibbs and his team are called to investigate when the grisly remains
of a Marine ordinance specialist are found.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C Judging Amy
"My Little Runaway" Amy thinks theres more to the story when a teenage boy runs away from
home in the hopes of joining the circus as a gymnast. Meanwhile,
Maxine learns that a foster girl under her supervision concocts lies
about being sexually assaulted in order to avoid getting into trouble.
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10:00PM
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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
"Poison"
When the body of a murdered 16-year-old girl is uncovered in the
middle of a rape arrest, Detectives Stabler (Christopher Meloni) and
Benson (Mariska Hargitay) tract the victims final hours, in the
process discovering she was pregnant. However, when a DNA test
reveals the girl's pregnancy to be the product of incest, the
detectives attempt to sort through possible suspects in her own
family as well as that of her boyfriend. Dann Florek, Richard Belzer,
Ice-T and Diane Neal also star.
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Gilmore Girls
"Last Week Fights, This Week Tights"
All of Stars Hollow turns out for Liz's (guest star Kathleen Wilhoite)
Renaissance-themed wedding. Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) walks Liz down the
aisle, and Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Luke (Scott Patterson) share a
romantic dance, after which Luke asks Lorelai out on a date.
Meanwhile, as Yale lets out for the summer, Rory (Alexis Bledel)
attends a drunken party and has to call Dean (Jared Padalecki) to
drive her back to the dorm. Dean tries to explain his unhappy marriage
to Rory, but they are interrupted when Jess arrives and makes Rory a
surprising offer.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C One Tree Hill
"The Games That Play Us" Lucas (Chad Michael Murray) and Nathan (James Lafferty) bear the brunt
of Dan's (Paul Johansson) abuse as he coaches them into the playoffs,
pushing both of them to their breaking points. Haley (Bethany Joy
Lenz) is stunned after Dan threatens her, causing her to reconsider
her relationship with Nathan. Meanwhile, Whitey (Barry Corbin) learns
that his medical condition may be more serious than he first expected,
and Dan learns a shocking secret from Deb (Barbara Alyn Woods).
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Sacred Monuments Of Asia
"India"
India bustles with life of every imaginable sort. Her people are a
rainbow of backgrounds and beliefs. Travel to India to meet the people
and their religions.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Rally Round The House
"Catalina Getaway"
Ever since they can remember, the Horne family has taken their annual
family vacation to Catalina Island. For the past two years that trip
has been put on hold. Inspired by the family's generous hearts, their
community wants to give them a Rally makeover
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Oklahoma City: Kentucky Avenue"
In Oklahoma, Doug Wilson will redesign Allison Rowsam and Ashleigh's
living room. Edward Walker will redo Ashlea and Andrea's living room,
and Faber Dewar will do the carpentry.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Time Flashes: The Austrian Heartland
Embark with Discovery HD Theater on a journey through time as we
explore the past and present of Austria's heartland. Learn how a
region rife with wildlife and history has been marked by the footsteps
of time. The Wachau region and the Danube River Valley are areas rich
in both historical and natural preserves.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Skeletons Of Roman Ashkelon
Archaeologists excavating the ancient city of Ashkelon in Israel made
a sinister find: the skeletons of one hundred newborn babies, thrown
into the sewers beneath a Roman bathhouse. Explore this two
thousand-year-old murder mystery of sex and infanticide.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
In Search Of The King Cobra
Herpetologist and adventurer, Austin Stevens takes to the remote
jungles of Southern India in pursuit of the world's largest venomous
snake, the king cobra! Follow Austin as he tracks, catches and
photographs one of these deadly giants.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Katie & Tim"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Sophisticated Mommies"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Pillar Of Strength"
Pam and Karen are sisters and best friends who live three blocks from
each other. Pam's husband, Chris, died suddenly seven years ago. Karen
wants to help boost Pam's spirits with a special bedroom makeover.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Where The Heart Is"
Visit a home that has become an art show made from society's
throwaways, a hollowed out tree stump that's a haven for musicians,
and a trailer that looks more like a circus than a home.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Helmet Required"
Meet four fearless riders who don't leave home without it -- a helmet,
that is. Viewer discretion is advised -- don't try this at home! Meet
the world's best off-road unicyclist and a downtown courier who uses a
scooter.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Rally Round The House
"Catalina Getaway"
Ever since they can remember, the Horne family has taken their annual
family vacation to Catalina Island. For the past two years that trip
has been put on hold. Inspired by the family's generous hearts, their
community wants to give them a Rally makeover
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Oklahoma City: Kentucky Avenue"
In Oklahoma, Doug Wilson will redesign Allison Rowsam and Ashleigh's
living room. Edward Walker will redo Ashlea and Andrea's living room,
and Faber Dewar will do the carpentry.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Time Flashes: The Austrian Heartland
Embark with Discovery HD Theater on a journey through time as we
explore the past and present of Austria's heartland. Learn how a
region rife with wildlife and history has been marked by the footsteps
of time. The Wachau region and the Danube River Valley are areas rich
in both historical and natural preserves.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
X-treme Close-up: Blue Angels
Go behind-the-scenes with the Blue Angels. Meet the pilots and crew as
they perform their 2000 season.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Feast Of Dates
Travel to the United Arab Emirates where the date palm serves as the
tree of life for the desert dwellers. Known as the phoenix by
scientists, for its ability to survive in the driest and harshest
places, the date palm is an extraordinary species.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Uncharted Waters: Florida's Aqua Caves
In the southern coastal state of Florida lies a large, underground
water vein which spreads out across several kilometers and descends to
known depths of nearly 100 meters. What lies underneath its hidden
depths where nearly 300 divers have perished.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Journey Through India
Indias diversity offers everything you could ever want to explore and
discover in a film, From the Himalayas in the North, to the
surrounding seas of Indias dramatic coastline. This half hour program
showcases a variety of landscapes, magnificent historical sites,
cities booming with culture and a population as diverse as any on the
planet.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Best Of Rio
Journey to the best of Rio de Janeiro's beaches, sites, restaurants
and nightclubs. Join host Tracy Gallagher for a helicopter ride at
dawn, visits a local craft market and splash along the coastline with
bikini-clad babes.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Best Of The Big Easy
Discover New Orleans is a place like nowhere else. A city where
anything goes, we'll explore the best of the "paradise of excess,"
from a club hop that keeps you jumping to places where the party never
seems to end.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Uncharted Waters: Florida's Aqua Caves
In the southern coastal state of Florida lies a large, underground
water vein which spreads out across several kilometers and descends to
known depths of nearly 100 meters. What lies underneath its hidden
depths where nearly 300 divers have perished.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Journey Through India
Indias diversity offers everything you could ever want to explore and
discover in a film, From the Himalayas in the North, to the
surrounding seas of Indias dramatic coastline. This half hour program
showcases a variety of landscapes, magnificent historical sites,
cities booming with culture and a population as diverse as any on the
planet.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Best Of Rio
Journey to the best of Rio de Janeiro's beaches, sites, restaurants
and nightclubs. Join host Tracy Gallagher for a helicopter ride at
dawn, visits a local craft market and splash along the coastline with
bikini-clad babes.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Best Of The Big Easy
Discover New Orleans is a place like nowhere else. A city where
anything goes, we'll explore the best of the "paradise of excess,"
from a club hop that keeps you jumping to places where the party never
seems to end.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Discovering Argentina
With its incredibly diverse landscape and rich history, Argentina has
long been a destination for settlers, adventure-seekers, writers and
tourists.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Uncharted Waters: Florida's Aqua Caves
In the southern coastal state of Florida lies a large, underground
water vein which spreads out across several kilometers and descends to
known depths of nearly 100 meters. What lies underneath its hidden
depths where nearly 300 divers have perished.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Journey Through India
Indias diversity offers everything you could ever want to explore and
discover in a film, From the Himalayas in the North, to the
surrounding seas of Indias dramatic coastline. This half hour program
showcases a variety of landscapes, magnificent historical sites,
cities booming with culture and a population as diverse as any on the
planet.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Best Of Rio
Journey to the best of Rio de Janeiro's beaches, sites, restaurants
and nightclubs. Join host Tracy Gallagher for a helicopter ride at
dawn, visits a local craft market and splash along the coastline with
bikini-clad babes.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Best Of The Big Easy
Discover New Orleans is a place like nowhere else. A city where
anything goes, we'll explore the best of the "paradise of excess,"
from a club hop that keeps you jumping to places where the party never
seems to end.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathon Brownlee's atHome
Home Sweet Home Show - Johnathan appears at the Vancouver Home Show
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
2003-04 Mavericks Surf Contest
Half Moon Bay, Northern California: Watch as 24 contestants ride
what some call "the most dangerous wave in the world." Featured
surfers include Anthony Tashnick, Carlos Burle, Matt Ambrose and
"Flea" Virostko.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Some of My Best Friends
A Brief Encounter - When Pino and Vern insist to Frankie and Warren
that all signs point to Frankie being gay and to Warren having a
crush on him, the roommates begin to read new meaning into every
conversation they have as they dance around the issue.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Test Patterns
Wonder how your home theatre is doing? Wish you had test patterns to
help set it up? Well, HDNet is here to help. This short program will
help you get the most out of your home theatre setup by providing
you with the same professional test patterns HDNet uses to set their
gear.
8:10AM ET/7:10 C
Ladies Man
Money can't buy you love -- that's what Jimmy thinks until Donna's
former boyfriend, now a millionaire, offers him $10 million for his
wife. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Mitzi study for their driver's exams.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Robert Benton, Peter Hedges - Pop-culture writer/host Robert
Wilonsky sits down for a one-on-one with Robert Benton, a three-time
Academy Award Winner, to talk about his new film The Human Stain.
Screenwriter/Director Peter Hedges talks about the making of his new
movie Pieces of April, and why he chose to shoot it digitally; plus,
previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America
Ice Fishing, Colorado Castle - Co-host Ron Kruck takes an ice
fishing trip to the frozen reaches of Minnesota, where locals can't
quite warm up to him. And a Colorado man works on building his
castle, turrets and all...as he has for 35 years.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Beautiful Landscapes of Japan
A Night View of Kobe
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America
Terry Bradshaw - The Ranch of football great and sports announcer
Terry Bradshaw, and two Cuban sisters go American with Havannah.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Tracks Ahead
Lionel Trains - Examine the life of the man whose name has become a
household term synonymous with toy trains. Visit a theme park in the
Pacific Northwest which features an unusual steam railroad.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Wild Secrets
Bowerbird: Labour of Love - When it comes to attracting a female,
good looks are never enough. As every bowerbird knows you need a
tasteful blue decor and a great dance routine. A natural history
soap opera played out over one mating season in South East
Australia.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
Russia: A Purely Putin Election - HDNet cameras were in Russia for
the unusual re-election of Vladimir Putin. Some uniquely Russian
moves preceded the day of the election, leaving Russians to wonder
what is in store for them in the near future.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Libya: A Bigger Role for Women - World Report cameras were among the
first to enter Libya with the easing of U.S. travel restrictions.
The world is now coming to Libya, seeking to learn more about the
mysterious country. One of the more interesting concepts in the
nation ruled by Qadaffi is the liberated view of women in this
society.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Athens and the Peloponnese - After climbing the majestic Acropolis,
prowling the Plaka, and cheering Greece's best folk dancers, we make
a pilgrimage to the famed oracle of Delphi and tour a beautiful
medieval monastery. Then it's off to the Peloponnesian Peninsula to
scope out Nafplion's charming port and visit the ancient capital of
Mycenae.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Spin Doctors, Tune in Tokyo - True Music is slammed wth star power
this week. The Spin Doctors are back together after 7 years and True
Music give you the chance to fall in love with their music all over
again. Also performing on today's show is The Fags, a pop rock act
getting national airplay with their song 'Mistake.' Plus, enjoy the
alternative rock sounds of Tune in Tokyo.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
The Safe Cracker Suite - An assassination plot against Hitler forces
a frightened Col. Klink to cooperate with Hogan's scheme to steal
the evidence.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Charlie's Angels
Night Of The Strangler - Kelly is a dead-ringer for a famous
(murdered) photographer's model. Charlie counts on Kelly's
resemblance to the first murdered girl to attract the killer. To
narrow the possible suspects, the Angels date the three most suspect
men -- knowing full well one of them is a killer of great ingenuity
and imagination.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive
Lagniappe - In New Orleans, Kimble must choose between saving an
unborn child's life and escaping with his freedom. Gerard's
professional future is jeopardized.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival
Sex & Cinema - Directors, actors and studios executives discuss Sex
& Cinema. John Cameron Mitchell of Hedwig and the Angry Inch joins
Glenn Close and Laurie Parker, producer of In the Cut, to discuss
the history of taking it off on screen and just how far is too far.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Major League Soccer
New York MetroStars @ San Jose Earthquakes
Special Encore Presentation
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report
Libya: A Bigger Role for Women - World Report cameras were among the
first to enter Libya with the easing of U.S. travel restrictions.
The world is now coming to Libya, seeking to learn more about the
mysterious country. One of the more interesting concepts in the
nation ruled by Qadaffi is the liberated view of women in this
society.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Smart Travels Europe - Premiere
French Riviera - From Nice to St. Tropez, we drop in on the hot
spots along the Mediterranean's famous Cote d'Azur. Based in lively
Nice, we visit the local beaches and superb modern art museums. A
short hop along the Grande Corniche leads to wealthy Monaco. Then
it's on to glamorous Cannes and the lively beaches at Juan le Pins
and St. Tropez. Inland, we make our own perfume in Grasse.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Across America - Premiere
Bat Lady, Sideshow School - A woman affectionately known as the Bat
Lady educates the public about the the good bats do, while a New
Orleans man covers New Orleans graffiti with spray paint. Also, Ron
Kruck learns tricks of the trade at Sideshow School in Coney Island,
New York.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hollywood HD - Premiere
Charities, Barry Manilow - Celebrities from Minnie Driver to Ben
Stiller give their all for their favorite charities, young moguls
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen graduate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
and Barry Manilow serenades fans at a free concert in Hollywood.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
HDNet World Report - Premiere
The American West: Battle of the Badlands - World Report cameras
travel to the Badlands of South Dakota, where there is still a
conflict between the United States and the Sioux. Angry tribal
members have taken complete control of part of the Badlands National
Park, trying to solve grievances dating back to the Indian Wars.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
InFocus - Premiere
Hiroshima Reborn - Following the explosion of "Little Boy" on August
6, 1945, not a trace of the shops, inns, homes and schools of
Sarugakucho district remained. Hiroshima City University was among
the major sponsors of a ground-breaking project that, with the help
of a handful of aging survivors and their personal photographs and
diaries, made this remarkable "virtual restoration" come to life.
This documentary presents the extraordinary story of the project,
and the years of slow and painstaking work that went into it.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Smart Travels Europe
French Riviera - From Nice to St. Tropez, we drop in on the hot
spots along the Mediterranean's famous Cote d'Azur. Based in lively
Nice, we visit the local beaches and superb modern art museums. A
short hop along the Grande Corniche leads to wealthy Monaco. Then
it's on to glamorous Cannes and the lively beaches at Juan le Pins
and St. Tropez. Inland, we make our own perfume in Grasse.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Across America
Bat Lady, Sideshow School - A woman affectionately known as the Bat
Lady educates the public about the the good bats do, while a New
Orleans man covers New Orleans graffiti with spray paint. Also, Ron
Kruck learns tricks of the trade at Sideshow School in Coney Island,
New York.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hollywood HD
Charities, Barry Manilow - Celebrities from Minnie Driver to Ben
Stiller give their all for their favorite charities, young moguls
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen graduate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
and Barry Manilow serenades fans at a free concert in Hollywood.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
HDNet World Report
The American West: Battle of the Badlands - World Report cameras
travel to the Badlands of South Dakota, where there is still a
conflict between the United States and the Sioux. Angry tribal
members have taken complete control of part of the Badlands National
Park, trying to solve grievances dating back to the Indian Wars.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
InFocus
Hiroshima Reborn - Following the explosion of "Little Boy" on August
6, 1945, not a trace of the shops, inns, homes and schools of
Sarugakucho district remained. Hiroshima City University was among
the major sponsors of a ground-breaking project that, with the help
of a handful of aging survivors and their personal photographs and
diaries, made this remarkable "virtual restoration" come to life.
This documentary presents the extraordinary story of the project,
and the years of slow and painstaking work that went into it.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Academy of Digital Television Pioneers Awards 2004
Through a variety of award categories, the Academy members recognize
outstanding achievements in bringing high definition television to
consumers.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division
A Life of its Own - Two crimes committed in opposite corners of the
city draw the attention of Los Angeles' elite detective unit, the
Robbery Homicide Division. The first: a shooting outside a Koreatown
nightclub. The second: the massacre of a family in Van Nuys.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice
Sugar Blues - Briggs goes to trial against a prison inmate who is
defending himself; Julie goes to great lengths to get placed on a
high profile case.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Border Battle 9-Ball Challenge
Match 2 - Scotch Doubles
Cliff Thorburn and Alex Pagulyan - Canada
Earl Strickland and Corey Deuel - USA
Match 3 - Singles Play
Alex Pagulyan - Canada
Corey Deuel - USA
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
An American in Canada
The True North Strong and Free - Desperate to keep up his American
lifestyle and condo in Phoenix, Jake calls in his agent Lee (played
by Scott Thompson) to renegotiate his contract.
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One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
8:05AM ET/7:05 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio
R - 1:42 - 1995
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack
Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow Vegas
buddies to help send him home. One of them has more personal matters
in mind.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
June
NR - 1:32 - 2003
Cast: Felicia Day, Ellen Geer, Cindy Dolenc Director: Chris Hutson
A crush on the boy next door inspires a quirky girl to follow her
heart with the help of her eclectic friends.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Temptation
NR - 1:33 - 2003
Cast: Colin Friels, Rhondda Findleton, Toby Schmitz Director: Tony
Tilse
Two culinary students find love in the kitchen.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Getting Straight
R - 2:05 - 1970
Cast: Elliott Gould, Candice Bergen, Robert F. Lyons Director:
Richard Rush
Returning to school for a teaching degree, a Vietnam vet finds
himself immersed in the turbulent times of the '60s.
3:15PM ET/2:15 C
The Woman In Red
PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene
Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress,
wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio
R - 1:42 - 1995
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack
Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow Vegas
buddies to help send him home. One of them has more personal matters
in mind.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
White Man's Burden
R - 1:29 - 1995
Cast: John Travolta, Harry Belafonte, Kelly Lynch Director: Desmond
Nakano
This role-reversal story takes place in a fictional America where
blacks are members of the upper crust and whites are relegated to
inner city ghettos.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Battle Of The Bulge
NR - 2:43 - 1965
Cast: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan Director: Ken Annakin
Reenactment of the battle during the winter of 1944, when Hitler
planned a secret offensive to recapture lost territory.
10:45PM ET/9:45 C
The Rounders
NR - 1:25 - 1965
Cast: Glenn Ford, Henry Fonda, Sue Anne Langdon Director: Burt
Kennedy
Two cowboys with a propensity to spend their earnings in the nearest
bar, come up with a scheme bound to send them on their dream trip to
Tahiti.
12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Battle Of The Bulge
NR - 2:43 - 1965
Cast: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan Director: Ken Annakin
Reenactment of the battle during the winter of 1944, when Hitler
planned a secret offensive to recapture lost territory.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
The Rounders
NR - 1:25 - 1965
Cast: Glenn Ford, Henry Fonda, Sue Anne Langdon Director: Burt
Kennedy
Two cowboys with a propensity to spend their earnings in the nearest
bar, come up with a scheme bound to send them on their dream trip to
Tahiti.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Out Of Bounds
R - 1:31 - 1986
Cast: Anthony Michael Hall, Jenny Wright, Jeff Kober Director:
Richard Tuggle
A small town kid moves to L.A. and gets mixed up with a drug dealer
when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport.
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The New Adventures Of Pinocchio
TVY7 Time: 88
Pinocchio, the wooden puppet who was transformed into a real boy, is
back in this live-action follow-up to the story. Martin Landau stars as
Pinocchio's father Geppetto who gets turned into a puppet himself by the
evil owner (Udo Kier) of a traveling circus. It's up to Pinocchio to
rescue his father and save the day! Also with Gabriel Thomson, Gemma
Gregory and Warwick Davis. Directed by Michael Anderson.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Spy Hard
PG13 Time: 80
Leslie Nielsen stars as Secret Agent WD-40, a retired spy called back to
duty in order to stop a global villain in this hilarious action-comedy
spoof. When General Rancor plots for world domination, Dick Steele
(Nielsen) is the only agent who can foil the evildoer's plans. Under his
alter-ego, Agent WD-40, Steele teams up with a beautiful spy whose
scientist father is imprisoned under Rancor and the duo pursue the
sinister Rancor on his secluded tropical island. Co-starring Nicollette
Sheridan, Charles Durning, Marcia Gay Harding, Barry Bostwick and Andy
Griffith. Directed by Rick Friedberg, s
9:20AM ET/8:20 C
Breakdown
R Time: 93
A lonely road...a sudden breakdown...and a city couple is plunged into
an unending nightmare in the American southwest. After their car breaks
down, Kurt Russell accepts a trucker's offer to take his wife to the
nearest town to call for help. But when he follows, she's nowhere
around--and no one has seen her! What's his next move? "A tough,
vigorous exercise in pure action" (Ne
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
48 Hrs.
R Time: 96
Here is one of the most explosive--and uproarious-- screen partnerships
in years! The blockbuster crime adventure has smoo-o-o-th Eddie Murphy
as a fast-talking, streetwise con sprung from the pen for two days to
help hard-boiled cop Nick Nolte hunt down a pair of vicious killers.
12:35PM ET/11:35 C
Antwone Fisher
PG13 Time: 120
Denzel Washington's directorial debut is an extraordinary true story of
a hot-tempered Navy man who begins to confront his anger with the help
of a psychiatrist who learns a few things about himself as well. Derek
Luke stars as Antwone Fisher, a black sailor whose history of physical
violence lands him on the couch of Navy shrink Jerome Davenport
(Washington). But as the sessions progress, Antwone discovers that the
source of his rage traces back to his unhappy childhood--and it is only
then that his healing can begin. Joy Bryant and Denzel Washington
co-star. Screenplay by Antwone Fisher, based on his book.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
R Time: 92
All Steve Martin wants to do is get from New York to Chicago in time for
Thanksgiving. But bad weather and bad luck land him in Wichita with
pushy, talkative John Candy as his traveling companion. Using every form
of transportation known to man, Martin is determined to make it to the
family table in time for dinner unless Candy drives him crazy first!
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Spider-man
PG13 Time: 121
"With great power comes great responsibility." For Peter Parker, his
late uncle's words become his personal credo in this spectacular
adaptation of the landmark comic book. Directed by Sam Raimi (the Evil
Dead films) and written by David Koepp, the film stars Tobey Maguire as
Peter, a nerdy high-school teen who lives with his aunt and uncle in
Queens and pines for his sexy neighbor Mary Jane. Bitten by a
radioactive spider, Peter suddenly develops incredible physical
characteristics, but it is not until his uncle is tragically murdered
that the youth realizes his true calling. For New York City, it's just
in time, thanks to the arrival of the Green Goblin, an evildoer whose
mask and murderous mission hide his true identity--and his disturbing
connection to Peter! Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco
co-star.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Road To Perdition
R Time: 117
"Sons are put on the Earth to trouble their fathers," growls Paul Newman
as mob boss John Rooney. Set in 1931 Illinois, this compelling period
gangster film from Oscar(R)-winning director Sam Mendes (American
Beauty) focuses on the various father-son relationships that collapse
amidst the violence of mob life. Tom Hanks stars as Michael Sullivan, a
coldly intelligent enforcer whose father-figure boss Rooney is forced to
order Sullivan's death--thanks to the tragic actions of Rooney's own
uncontrollable son. With an assassin on his tail who likes to photograph
corpses, Sullivan takes his surviving son on the run...while formulating
a plan to avenge the brutal slayings of his wife and youngest boy.
Jennifer Jason Leigh and Stanley Tucci co-star in this adaptation of the
graphic novel by Max Allan Collins and Richard Piers Rayner. Screenplay
by David Self.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Blood Work
R Time: 110
Clint Eastwood directed and stars in this gritty crime thriller about an
ailing ex-lawman who undertakes an arduous mission to catch a killer.
Based on Michael Connelly's bestseller, the film stars the cagey actor
as Terry McCaleb, a retired FBI detective who is recovering from a heart
transplant when he meets the beautiful Graciella Rivers, a young woman
who believes McCaleb can find her sister's killer. Popping medication
like candy, McCaleb takes the case, but as he slowly draws closer to
uncovering the criminal's identity, he realizes there is a shocking
connection to his former career. Jeff Daniels co-stars as McCaleb's
slacker neighbor and chauffeur. Also with Anjelica Huston, Wanda De
Jesus, Tina Lifford, Paul Rodriguez and Dylan Walsh.
1:50AM ET/12:50 C
The Peacekeeper
TVMA Time: 98
Washington, D.C. has been targeted for a deadly missile attack, and the
countdown has begun. Only one lone Air Force major can save the day by
keeping America's nuclear "go codes" secret...if he lives long enough.
With Montel Williams and Michael Sarrazin.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Spider-man
PG13 Time: 121
"With great power comes great responsibility." For Peter Parker, his
late uncle's words become his personal credo in this spectacular
adaptation of the landmark comic book. Directed by Sam Raimi (the Evil
Dead films) and written by David Koepp, the film stars Tobey Maguire as
Peter, a nerdy high-school teen who lives with his aunt and uncle in
Queens and pines for his sexy neighbor Mary Jane. Bitten by a
radioactive spider, Peter suddenly develops incredible physical
characteristics, but it is not until his uncle is tragically murdered
that the youth realizes his true calling. For New York City, it's just
in time, thanks to the arrival of the Green Goblin, an evildoer whose
mask and murderous mission hide his true identity--and his disturbing
connection to Peter! Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco
co-star.
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6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Angels In The Outfield
PG Time: 102
A little boy's request for a miracle to help baseball's last-place
Angels receives instant help from above in this spirited family
film. Danny Glover stars as the team's grumpy manager whose
skepticism that real angels are helping his on-field ones begins to
erode as the team starts to win. Tony Danza, Brenda Fricker,
Christopher Lloyd, Ben Johnson and Jay O. Sanders co-star.
8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Emma
PG Time: 120
A high-society girl helps her friends find love while playing
matchmaker in this adaptation of Jane Austen's novel. Gwyneth
Paltrow stars as Emma Woodhouse, a beautiful British society girl
who makes it her duty to find her plain friend Harriet a respectable
suitor. The pretentious Rev. Elton shows a minute interest, but it
is humble farmer Martin who captures Harriet's heart. Upon Emma's
insistence that classes shouldn't mix, Harriet pursues Elton.
However, when his true feelings are revealed, Emma's good-intentions
complicate everyone's love life. Co-starring Toni Colette, Alan
Cumming, Jeremy Northam, Ewan McGregor, Greta Scaccho and Juliet
Stevenson. Written and directed by Douglas McGrath.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
PCU
PG13 Time: 80
Everyone at Port Chester University is politically correct--except
for Droz and his fellow slackers at the Pit, the school's grungiest
residence. They don't care who they offend! But a snotty preppy is
in cahoots with the college's president to take over the house.
Unless Droz can come up with $7,000, the Pit is history! Campus
comedy with Jessica Walter.
12:45PM ET/11:45 C
The In-laws
PG13 Time: 97
Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks reprise the roles made famous by
Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as the dads from two different extremes
that meet days before their son and daughter are to marry. Douglas
is Steve Tobias, a fast-talking CIA agent whose dangerous dealings
puts the bride-to-be's podiatrist father Jerry Peyser (Brooks) ill
at ease. Things get worse when Jerry is unwittingly recruited by
Steve to assist him in stopping a deviant French smuggler with a
foot fetish...while still making it back alive in time for the
wedding! With Robin Tunney, Ryan Reynolds, Candice Bergen and
Lindsay Sloane. Written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon, based on the
screenplay "The In-Laws" by Andrew Bergman. Directed by Andrew
Fleming.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Almost An Angel
PG Time: 95
Can devilishly funny career criminal Paul Hogan ("Crocodile" Dundee)
get through heavenly probation and earn his halo? That's the
challenge for the Aussie star in this comic fantasy. When a car
crash ends Hogan's life of crime, God (Charlton Heston) sends the
thief back to Earth to redeem himself with good deeds...a mission
the wisecracking charmer takes on with heart and warmth.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Good Burger
PG Time: 95
Honest Ed and lazy Dexter love the little fast-food joint they work
for, so it's no wonder they go bonkers when a big burger empire
threatens to fry the place. Laughs are well-done in this
good-natured comedy.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Emma
PG Time: 120
A high-society girl helps her friends find love while playing
matchmaker in this adaptation of Jane Austen's novel. Gwyneth
Paltrow stars as Emma Woodhouse, a beautiful British society girl
who makes it her duty to find her plain friend Harriet a respectable
suitor. The pretentious Rev. Elton shows a minute interest, but it
is humble farmer Martin who captures Harriet's heart. Upon Emma's
insistence that classes shouldn't mix, Harriet pursues Elton.
However, when his true feelings are revealed, Emma's good-intentions
complicate everyone's love life. Co-starring Toni Colette, Alan
Cumming, Jeremy Northam, Ewan McGregor, Greta Scaccho and Juliet
Stevenson. Written and directed by Douglas McGrath.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The In-laws
PG13 Time: 97
Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks reprise the roles made famous by
Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as the dads from two different extremes
that meet days before their son and daughter are to marry. Douglas
is Steve Tobias, a fast-talking CIA agent whose dangerous dealings
puts the bride-to-be's podiatrist father Jerry Peyser (Brooks) ill
at ease. Things get worse when Jerry is unwittingly recruited by
Steve to assist him in stopping a deviant French smuggler with a
foot fetish...while still making it back alive in time for the
wedding! With Robin Tunney, Ryan Reynolds, Candice Bergen and
Lindsay Sloane. Written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon, based on the
screenplay "The In-Laws" by Andrew Bergman. Directed by Andrew
Fleming.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
The Sopranos 62: Cold Cuts
TVMA Time: 52
Tony B. and Christopher unearth some old memories during an
otherwise idyllic trip to the country. Tony and Carmela plan another
party; Janice lands in anger-management therapy after a sports-rage
incident; Benny and Terry solve a missing-Vespa mystery; and Tony
puts his sister's newfound serenity to the test.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Adaptation.
R Time: 115
A neurotic screenwriter's intense inner struggle to adapt a book
about a man who steals a rare flower forms the core of this
"bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining" (Roger Ebert) film from
director Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich). Nicolas Cage does
double duty portraying stressed-out scribe Charlie Kaufman and his
outgoing, but shallow twin brother Donald. Within their drama lies a
second story layer involving the blossoming relationship between the
buttoned-down author (Meryl Streep) whose novel Kaufman is adapting
and the inspiring, but slightly mad flower thief (Chris Cooper, who
won the 2002 Best Supporting Actor Oscar(R) for this performance).
"The boldest and most imaginative studio film of the year" (L.A.
Times).
2:25AM ET/1:25 C
The Grey Zone
R Time: 108
This powerful drama follows a group of Jewish men who worked in the
crematoria in Auschwitz in order to stay alive during World War II.
The group of men--called the Sonderkommando--relied on each other to
keep strength and sanity as they survived by preparing thousands of
Jews for the gas chambers and then disposing of their bodies. When
one young girl miraculously survives the gas, the men take it upon
themselves to save her at the risk of their deaths. Written and
directed by Tim Blake Nelson. Starring David Arquette, Steve Buscemi,
Harvey Keitel, Natasha Lyonne and Mira Sorvino.
4:15AM ET/3:15 C
Queen Of The Damned
R Time: 101
The vampire Lestat reawakens as a blood-drinking rock star in this
adaptation of the third volume in Anne Rice's popular Vampire
Chronicles. Stuart Townsend stars as the brooding Lestat who comes
out of hibernation with plans for a concert that will bring
prominence to the secretive vampire ranks--much to their chagrin.
But far more dangerously, he has awakened the long-petrified Queen
Akasha (late pop singer Aaliyah), a vampire of royal descent whose
powers go far beyond anything Lestat has ever seen! With Marguerite
Moreau, Vincent Perez and Paul McGann.
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8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Pieces of Dreams
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
TVPG - VL 1h 40m
An idealistic Albuquerque, New Mexico priest (Robert Forster) falls in
love with a beautiful social worker (Lauren Hutton) in this romantic
melodrama costarring Will Geer ("Jeremiah Johnson," "The Waltons"),
based on the novel "The Wine and the Music" by William E. Barrett
("Lilies of the Field").
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Son Of The Pink Panther
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
PG 1h 33m
Roberto Benigni ("Johnny Stecchino," "Life is Beautiful") steps into
the shoes of Peter Sellers as Jacques, the policeman son of beloved
Inspector Clouseau and, as genetics would have it, the bane of
beleaguered Commissioner Dreyfus (Herbert Lom). As klutzy as his
father, the hapless Jacques is also the best hope of freeing a
princess kidnapped by international terrorists. Slapstick fun from
series helmsman Blake Edwards, costarring Claudia Cardinale, Nicoletta
Braschi, Debrah Farentino, Jennifer Edwards and Robert Davi.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
The Triumph of Love
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 52m
Clare Peploe's fast-paced and witty adaptation of Pierre Marivaux's
1732 gender-bending romantic comedy features Mira Sorvino as a
princess who dons men's clothing to infiltrate a secluded estate. Her
goal: to woo the hunky true heir to the throne (Jay Rodan). However,
her many disguises bring about countless complications as she also
manipulates the amorous desires of both her beloved's stuffy
philosophy teacher (Ben Kingsley) and the tutor's dour scientist
sister (Fiona Shaw). "Literally dazzling...quelle treat!" - "The
Washington Post."
7:15PM ET/6:15 C
Impostor
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 36m
Gary Sinise ("Forrest Gump," "Truman") stars in this science fiction
adventure as Spencer Olham, a government scientist of the future whose
top-secret weapon could help humanity turn the tide of a losing war
against invading aliens - until a dogged investigator (Vincent
D'Onofrio) becomes convinced that Spencer is an enemy agent in
disguise. Madeleine Stowe costars in this pulse-pounding futuristic
thriller based on a story by Philip K. Dick ("Blade Runner," "Minority
Report").
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Episode #404
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 46m
No Description Available.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Blue Velvet
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 1m
Now recognized as one of the pivotal films of the 1980s, David Lynch's
disturbing, feverish nightmare presents a weird tableau of small-town
America that might suggest a Norman Rockwell painting created during a
bad acid trip. Kyle MacLachlan plays a college student whose
persistent curiosity about some odd local developments introduces him
into a dark, seedy world of violence, drug addiction and sexual
perversion, and to a mysterious nightclub singer (Isabella Rossellini)
and a personification of evil named Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper).
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Angels And Insects
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 58m
In this unsettling 19th century costume drama, destitute entomologist
William (Mark Rylance) is taken in by a prosperous minister (Jeremy
Kemp) and falls in love with his patron's beautiful daughter (Patsy
Kensit). William shortly discovers painful family secrets, however,
revealing that the worlds of insects and high society are not so
different. Kristin Scott-Thomas and Anna Massey costar in this film
from writer/director Philip Haas ("The Music of Chance"), based on the
novel "Morpho Eugenio" by A.S. Byatt.
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2:35PM ET/1:35 C
Bullets Over Broadway
Woody Allen's funny valentine to theater folk features Chazz Palminteri as a
Roring Twenties mobster doubling as a playwright.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Friday
Two guys hanging out on their porch try to avoid an angry drug dealer and
neighborhood hoods in South Central L.A.
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9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Another Woman
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 21m
A woman (Gena Rowlands) who's lived her life without benefit of
emotions, finds that the time has come for a change. Once again,
writer/director Woody Allen goes the dramatic route with great
results. Mia Farrow, Ian Holm, Blythe Danner, Gene Hackman, Betty
Buckley, Martha Plimpton, John Houseman, Sandy Dennis and David
Ogden Stiers complete the fabulous cast of this unique effort.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Beverly Hills Ninja
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 29m
Chris Farley chops and socks his way through various misadventures
as a Japanese-raised orphan who believes that he's the Great White
Ninja. Nicollette Sheridan and Robin Shou costar in this
martial-arts comedy.
12:35AM ET/11:35 C
Homegrown
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 42m
A trio of pot-smoking stoners (Billy Bob Thornton, Hank Azaria and
Ryan Phillippe) witness their boss's murder, then decide to take
over his operations for themselves in this dark comedy costarring
John Lithgow, Kelly Lynch and Jon Bon Jovi. Featuring cameos from
Ted Danson, Jamie Lee Curtis and Judge Reinhold.
5:50PM ET/4:50 C
Moll Flanders
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Writer and director Pen Densham's new take on Daniel Defoe's
18th-century novel stars Robin Wright as a prostitute who is
befriended by her madam's noble servant (Morgan Freeman) and loved
by an impoverished artist (John Lynch). Stockard Channing costars in
this memorable period picaresque.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Beverly Hills Ninja
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 29m
Chris Farley chops and socks his way through various misadventures
as a Japanese-raised orphan who believes that he's the Great White
Ninja. Nicollette Sheridan and Robin Shou costar in this
martial-arts comedy.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Noriega: God's Favorite
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VSLD 1h 56m
This satirical original movie takes a darkly tongue-in-cheek look at
Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega (Bob Hoskins) and the chain of
events that led to the U.S. invasion of his country and his
incarceration as an international drug-trafficking criminal. Jeffrey
DeMunn, Richard Masur, Nestor Carbonell, Tony Plana, Denise Blasor
and Rosa Blasi costar in this portrait of a modern fascist from
director Roger Spottiswoode (Tomorrow Never Dies, Hiroshima).
5:55AM ET/4:55 C
Moll Flanders
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Writer and director Pen Densham's new take on Daniel Defoe's
18th-century novel stars Robin Wright as a prostitute who is
befriended by her madam's noble servant (Morgan Freeman) and loved
by an impoverished artist (John Lynch). Stockard Channing costars in
this memorable period picaresque.
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