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14, 2004
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
 George Lopez
"Wrecking Ball"
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club
to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is
vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she
didn't commit.
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George Lopez
"Bringing Home the Bacon"
George tries to put his foot down about Carmen's expensive quincenera
(fifteenth birthday party) - unsuccessfully, since Angie has begun
making major financial decisions and party plans for the family.
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Hope & Faith
"Daytime Emmys Part 1 and Part 2"
Faith is nominated for a Daytime Emmy, along with some of her former
co-stars from The Sacred and the Sinful, and flies to NYC for the
ceremony with the family. Her mentor, Jacqueline Karr (Susan Lucci),
and ex-producer Laura Levisetti (Susan Flannery) reveal that they want
Faith to return to the soap, bumping her replacement, played by
Rebecca Budig. But in fact Jacqueline and Laura have a nefarious
scheme in mind for Faith's return. Meantime, Hope, Charley and the
kids are starstruck as they rub elbows with the glitterati.
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Hope & Faith
"Daytime Emmys Part 1 and Part 2"
Faith is nominated for a Daytime Emmy, along with some of her former
co-stars from The Sacred and the Sinful, and flies to NYC for the
ceremony with the family. Her mentor, Jacqueline Karr (Susan Lucci),
and ex-producer Laura Levisetti (Susan Flannery) reveal that they want
Faith to return to the soap, bumping her replacement, played by
Rebecca Budig. But in fact Jacqueline and Laura have a nefarious
scheme in mind for Faith's return. Meantime, Hope, Charley and the
kids are starstruck as they rub elbows with the glitterati.
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Jag
"Trojan Horse"
After Navy SEALs confiscate a major shipment of heroin on a Pakistani
freighter, a kilo is discovered missing and Harm and Mac are assigned
to find out what happened to it. Meanwhile, Bud is sent to Los Angeles
to deal with a record producer who wants to sue a Marine for breach of
contract because hes being deployed before he can finish recording
his album.
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Cold Case
"Hubris"
A former college professor asks Rush to re-open a murder case
involving one of his students so that he can finally clear his name.
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Frasier
"Goodnight, Seattle" (Final)
Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) works on a strategy to win over Charlotte
(guest star Laura Linney) and woo her away from her rugged boyfriend
Frank (guest star Aaron Eckhart). The plan backfires and Frasier finds
himself spending quality time with Charlotte -- and Frank. Elsewhere,
Daphne (Jane Leeves) and Niles (David Hyde Pierce) try to dissuade
Martin (John Mahoney) from giving Ronee (guest star Wendi Malick) an
inappropriate engagement ring. Peri Gilpin also stars.
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Reba
"Core Focus"
Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) enlists Reba's (Reba McEntire) help to
break the news to Brock (Christopher Rich) that she wants another
baby, but the situation backfires when Barbra Jean catches Reba and
Brock in a romantic embrace. Meanwhile, Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) and
Van (Steve Howey) figure it's about time they get their own place, but
need Reba to co-sign the lease when they fall in love with an
expensive penthouse that is way out of their league.
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8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Reba
"The Best and the Blondest"
Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) decides to one-up Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) in
the competition for their father's (Christopher Rich) affection by
announcing that she will pursue a career in "dentisting." Reba (Reba
McEntire), skeptical of Cheyenne's long-term prospects, tries to point
her in a less ambitious direction.
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Reba
"Sister Act"
Reba (Reba McEntire) and Brock (Christopher Rich) don't know whether
to hug or ground Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) after she admits to punching a
classmate who called Cheyenne (JoAnna Garcia) a slut. Meanwhile, Van
(Steve Howey) gets a bit carried away helping Jake (Mitch Holleman)
build a volcano for his science fair.
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Reba
"The Great Race"
When Reba (Reba McEntire) agrees to compete against Brock (Christopher
Rich) in a 5K race to raise money for Jake's (Mitch Holleman) school,
Van (Steve Howey) insists on coaching her to victory. Meanwhile,
Barbara Jean (Melissa Peterman) tries to teach Cheyenne (JoAnna
Garcia) to cook.
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No HDTV Tonight
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Art Forms Of The Orient
"Episode 2"
In Japan the line between art and life is often hard to determine.
Discover the patience and dedication it takes to create traditional
Japanese art forms and how cultural values are such a strong
influence.
 7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience
"Cambodia: Snakes On The Menu"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves
wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet
in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before
they disappear.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Serengeti Symphony
Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick
presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and
beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Wild Hawaii
Explore the sublime nature of the Hawaiian Islands. The islands'
contrasting ecosystems accomodate many endangered species.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Emperor Of The Steppes, The
In a huge undertaking, researchers and archaeologists working in Upper
Mongolia unearth the sepulcher of the Emperor of the Steppes. This
expedition may reveal insight into Mongolian history dating back to
the second century BC.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Lake Ontario
No Description Available.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Double Wedding"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Bling Bling"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Second Chance"
After surviving non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, Mike says he wants to make the
most of his second chance--one that includes plenty of gratitude to
his wife, Erika. He wants to create a fantastic new bedroom to show
Erika how much he appreciates her.
 2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Daring Decor"
Think way beyond beige: these homeowners have. One woman in small-town
Ontario never met a paint color (or zebra or jungle) she didn't like.
A backyard in Michigan is so full of strange delights it gives
Disneyland a run for its money. The Karmen Miranda house has
'produced' a colourful tribute to a festive actress.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Rust In Peace"
For those of us who weren't around when these classics were in their
glory, here's our chance to see some of them aging gracefully.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience
"Cambodia: Snakes On The Menu"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves
wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet
in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before
they disappear.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Serengeti Symphony
Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick
presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and
beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Wild Hawaii
Explore the sublime nature of the Hawaiian Islands. The islands'
contrasting ecosystems accomodate many endangered species.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
In Search Of The King Cobra
Herpetologist and adventurer, Austin Stevens takes to the remote
jungles of Southern India in pursuit of the world's largest venomous
snake, the king cobra! Follow Austin as he tracks, catches and
photographs one of these deadly giants.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Nature's World: Africa's Lions And Wildebeests
Explore the complex nature of Africa's great migration. Follow a
massive herd of wildebeests as they travel across the plains to
experience the animal kingdom's circle of life.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Ghost Cat
A father and daughter get more than they bargained for when they buy
an old house owned by Mrs. Ashboro and her pet cat. When strange
things start happening, all fingers point to the cat who died the same
day as Mrs. Ashboro. Is she back to haunt them?
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Clinic, The
Newly graduated veterinarian Dr. Andrew McDonald doesn't know what to
expect on his first day as an intern at a rural veterinary hospital.
Given all the traumas he witnesses, both human and animal, he is
forced to wonder if he really does belong there.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Ghost Cat
A father and daughter get more than they bargained for when they buy
an old house owned by Mrs. Ashboro and her pet cat. When strange
things start happening, all fingers point to the cat who died the same
day as Mrs. Ashboro. Is she back to haunt them?
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Clinic, The
Newly graduated veterinarian Dr. Andrew McDonald doesn't know what to
expect on his first day as an intern at a rural veterinary hospital.
Given all the traumas he witnesses, both human and animal, he is
forced to wonder if he really does belong there.
 2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Inside Warner Bros Movie World: Gold Coast
With a tropical setting, Warner Brothers Movie World brings all the
glitz and glamour of Hollywood to Australia's world famous Gold Coast.
We take you behind the scenes and right into the heart of this magical
experience down under.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Ghost Cat
A father and daughter get more than they bargained for when they buy
an old house owned by Mrs. Ashboro and her pet cat. When strange
things start happening, all fingers point to the cat who died the same
day as Mrs. Ashboro. Is she back to haunt them?
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Clinic, The
Newly graduated veterinarian Dr. Andrew McDonald doesn't know what to
expect on his first day as an intern at a rural veterinary hospital.
Given all the traumas he witnesses, both human and animal, he is
forced to wonder if he really does belong there.
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 6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Long Weekend - Home theatres, "smart homes" security, home gyms, hot
tubs, spas and barbeques.
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
InFocus
Marina - An Afghan film director, Sedik Balmak, starts making a film
titled Rainbow, based on the Afghanistan legend that anyone who goes
through the rainbow can catch freedom. He meets Marina, a fragile
young girl from a family shattered by war, who is reduced to begging
in the streets overflowing with 50,000 street children in Kabul. As
Marina recounts her experiences, she cannot hold back her tears. The
gaze of this girl, who has seen her motherland ravaged by war,
influences Balmak and in the end he is forced to change even the
title and storyline.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Some of My Best Friends
The Marriage Counselor - When Connie confides to Warren and Pino
that she fears her husband is bored with her in the boudoir, Warren
convinces her that she has nothing to worry about if she uses a sexy
technique called "the boomerang." But when Connie's new bedroom move
makes her husband suspicious that she's been seeing someone on the
side, Frankie is beside himself with fear that his parents are going
to break up.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ladies Man
Mitzi's old flame returns to town and heats up some sibling rivalry
between Mitzi and her sister Lou and offers Jimmy pointers on how to
be romantic. Meanwhile, Wendy has her first date.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Vadim Perelman, Andre Dubos III - Pop-culture writer/host Robert
Wilonsky talks about the new thriller House of Sand and Fog starring
Jennifer Connelly and Ben Kingsley. Speaking in depth about the
cross cultural project are author Andre Dubos III and director Vadim
Perelman.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America
Kids' Sports, Filene's Basement Sale - An inside look at one of the
most stressful, demanding jobs around: coaching kids sports. And a
strategic guide to one of Boston's most competitive events--the
Filene's Basement Sale.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Beautiful Landscapes of Japan
Echizen Coast, Fukui
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America
Pet Palace - Tour Time is at the home and studio of Dallas Cowboys
photographer, Ron St. Angelo. Our Designing American is Kay
Crinkelmeyer and the owners of "Pet Palace", Ron & Kathi Sturgeon.
 10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Tracks Ahead
Trains of New Zealand - Tracks Ahead visits one of the most
beautiful countries in the world, as we ride by rail through the
north and south island of New Zealand. Visit a man who puts good use
to cast-off items in his garden railroad.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Wild Secrets
Short-tailed Shearwater: Pacific Nomads - Short-tailed shearwaters
are the ultimate long-distance travelers. Over the course of a year,
they travel an incredible 30,000 km around the globe in search of
food. We witness the birth and death of chicks on these isolated
shores and then follow the next generation back to Hokkaido, Japan
where the journey begins all over again.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
The American West: Battle of the Badlands - World Report cameras
travel to the Badlands of South Dakota, where there is still a
conflict between the United States and the Sioux. Angry tribal
members have taken complete control of part of the Badlands National
Park, trying to solve grievances dating back to the Indian Wars.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Libya: Open For Business - HDNet cameras were among the first to be
admitted to Libya this year, where isolation from the rest of the
world is ending, due to changes in the policies of Strongman Muammar
Qadaffi. Surprisingly, the people of Libya are welcoming American
businessmen and tourists to their mysterious land.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Higher Definition
Saved!, Tilda Swinton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks
with director Brian Dannelly about the making of his first feature
film Saved!, plus, actress Tilda Swinton stops by to talk about her
new movie Young Adam.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Eagles, Spoonfed Tribe - Join True Music host Katie Daryl for the
HDNet debut of the new hi-def music video by The Eagles. Then sit
back and relax to the tribal, drum circle sounds of The Spoonfed
Tribe. Plus, you won't want to miss an acoustic perfomance from The
5th Degree Burn, captured at Austin's South By Southwest.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Cupid Comes to Stalag 13 - Hogan advises Col. Klink on courtship,
and the love-smitten commandant becomes irresistible--to the wrong
woman.
 2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Charlie's Angels
The Killing Kind - Charlie calls angels Jill, Kelly and Sabrina
together and tells them of the murder of the daughter of an old
friend -- a young investigative reporter. In their quest to solve
the killing, the three penetrate an exclusive hotel-resort. They
soon learn that the owner has built a criminal empire for himself.
They also discover that he intends to kill them.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive
And In That Darkness - Kimble is put in a mental institution, where
he meets an ailing pianist. Gerard reveals the personal motives
behind his obsessive quest for Kimble.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival
The House of D World Premiere, Jesus as Celebrity - Back at the red
carpet for the world premiere of David Dochovny's directorial debut
The House of D, with Robin Williams and Tea Leone. Plus, ABC's Peter
Jennings leads a panel exploring how Jesus became the most bankable
star in Hollywood, nearly 2000 years after his death.
Special Encore Presentation
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Higher Definition
Saved!, Tilda Swinton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks
with director Brian Dannelly about the making of his first feature
film Saved!, plus, actress Tilda Swinton stops by to talk about her
new movie Young Adam.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
HDNet This Month
May 2004 - Previews and highlights of all the great programming
you'll find on HDNet during the month of May.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Johnathon Brownlee's atHome
A Day Late - A Lot Wiser - Seismic Upgrades, Splashes Showrooms,
site safety, Legato carpeting and water designs in a pot
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Designing America
Paris in Springtime! - Tour Time travels to Paris, a 1950's bungalow
turns into a modern "land loft", meet a wrought iron artist, and
experience a media room makeover!
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
True Music
South by Southwest 2004 - Are you ready to see 3 outstanding bands?
True Music's Katie Daryl just got back from South By Southwest in
Austin, TX- one of the world's largest music festivals and
conventions. Today she'll show you bands from the BMI music showcase
at The Hard Rock Cafe. Van Hunt is being hailed as the next Prince
and his new album was given 3 and a half stars by Rolling Stone.
Meanwhile Lume and Jump add a variety of musical instruments to rock
music, like an accordian!
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Hollywood HD
Charities, Barry Manilow - Celebrities from Minnie Driver to Ben
Stiller give their all for their favorite charities, young moguls
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen graduate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
and Barry Manilow serenades fans at a free concert in Hollywood.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition - Premiere
Take Two: John Woo - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks
Hollywood versus Hong Kong with acclaimed director John Woo.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Nothing But Trailers
Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet
presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers,
old and new in HDNet's collection.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out!
Miami - Watch as the Get Out! crew visits the new, hot Coconut Grove
area of town, checks out the Miami Dolphin's training facility,
takes to the waters, and visits some of their favorite haunts in
Miami.
 10:00PM ET/9:00 C
HDNet Movie Night - Premiere
Bride of the Wind - Sarah Wynter stars as talented composer and
musician who is forced to give up her music when she marries Gustav
Mahler. Frustrated and craving to use her talent, she strays from
him toward other talented men of the time. Directed by Bruce
Bereseford and also starring Johnathon Pryce and Vincent Perez.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Hollywood HD
Charities, Barry Manilow - Celebrities from Minnie Driver to Ben
Stiller give their all for their favorite charities, young moguls
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen graduate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
and Barry Manilow serenades fans at a free concert in Hollywood.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Higher Definition
Take Two: John Woo - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks
Hollywood versus Hong Kong with acclaimed director John Woo.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
HDNet Movie Night
Bride of the Wind - Sarah Wynter stars as talented composer and
musician who is forced to give up her music when she marries Gustav
Mahler. Frustrated and craving to use her talent, she strays from
him toward other talented men of the time. Directed by Bruce
Bereseford and also starring Johnathon Pryce and Vincent Perez.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Behind the Shutter
This time still photographer Ric Moore heads to different parts of
Texas to photograph beautiful women for a calendar. The backdrop to
the calendar shoot will be vintage planes and scenic Texas
landscape.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division
Free and Clear - When an arrested bank robber informs the detectives
that he recently overheard information about a murder and bodies
being dumped in the Los Angeles River, a new investigation begins.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice
Separate Lives - Eugene Rogan and Linda Bauer go before the Grand
Jury to indict officer Boyce for the murder of Sergeant Branch;
Briggs finds his "dream girl" and has a surprising birthday party.
 4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Border Battle 9-Ball Challenge
Match 7 - Scotch Doubles
Cliff Thorburn and Alex Pagulyan - Canada
Johnny Archer and Nick Varner - USA
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
An American in Canada
Call Me Dr. Ken - Jake decides he needs help with his issues and
goes to a therapist. Soon, everyone at Channel Five is following his
lead.
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6:15AM ET/5:15 C
Pure Country
PG - 1:52 - 1992
Cast: George Strait, Lesley Ann Warren, Isabel Glasser Director:
Christopher Cain
A country music superstar tires of his fame, moves back to Texas,
and finds love in the process.
8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Robin and The 7 Hoods
NR - 2:03 - 1964
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. Director: Gordon
Douglas
The Rat Pack does their machine gun version of the legend of Robin
Hood.
10:20AM ET/9:20 C
None But The Brave
NR - 1:45 - 1965
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands Director: Frank
Sinatra
American troops agree to a temporary truce with Japanese soldiers
when they are both stranded on an island.
12:15PM ET/11:15 C
The Night Of The Generals
PG - 2:24 - 1967
Cast: Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Tom Courtenay Director: Anatole
Litvak
The search to uncover the truth behind the heinous murder of a
Warsaw prostitute leads a Nazi intelligence officer to uncover a
plot to assassinate Hitler.
2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Pure Country
PG - 1:52 - 1992
Cast: George Strait, Lesley Ann Warren, Isabel Glasser Director:
Christopher Cain
A country music superstar tires of his fame, moves back to Texas,
and finds love in the process.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
We're No Angels
PG-13 - 1:46 - 1989
Cast: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Demi Moore Director: Neil Jordan
Two criminals on the run from the law hide out as priests.
6:33PM ET/5:33 C
The Woman In Red
PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene
Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress,
wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Revenge
R - 2:03 - 1990
Cast: Kevin Costner, Anthony Quinn, Madeleine Stowe Director: Tony
Scott
A pilot falls in love with a powerful and dangerous man's beautiful
wife.
10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Fourth Protocol
R - 1:58 - 1987
Cast: Michael Caine, Pierce Brosnan, Ned Beatty Director: John
Mackenzie
A British agent discovers a Russian plot to destroy NATO, and works
against the clock to stop it.
12:05AM ET/11:05 C
Dead Heat
R - 1:26 - 1988
Cast: Treat Williams, Joe Piscopo, Vincent Price Director: Mark
Goldblatt
A cop resurrects his partner from the dead to aide in the fight
against the mischievous zombies overtaking the city.
 1:35AM ET/12:35 C
Revenge
R - 2:03 - 1990
Cast: Kevin Costner, Anthony Quinn, Madeleine Stowe Director: Tony
Scott
A pilot falls in love with a powerful and dangerous man's beautiful
wife.
3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Heaven and Earth
R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after
the war.
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8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Like Mike
PG Time: 99
Lil' Bow Wow stars as a young orphan who becomes an NBA superstar when
he acquires a pair of sneakers once owned by a basketball legend. The
shoes are electrocuted as young Calvin makes a wish to be like his idol
and soon he's dribbling circles around the best ball players in the NBA.
As Calvin tries to conceal his secret shoes from the media, he leads the
L.A. Knights to the playoffs...and continues his search for an adoptive
family. Morris Chestnut, Jonathan Lipnicki, Robert Forster, Crispin
Glover and Eugene Levy co-star in this hilarious, heartwarming film.
 9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Just Married
PG13 Time: 94
Two lovebirds from opposite sides of the tracks go on the honeymoon from
hell that leaves them questioning their decision to get married in the
first place. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star in this outrageous
comedy about a marriage that goes from bliss to blunder. Sarah is a
tycoon's daughter; Tom's a nighttime traffic reporter. When these
opposites attract and head down the aisle, things are just peachy. That
is, until they head off for a European honeymoon in which they miserably
fail at an attempt to join the Mile High Club, destroy their luxury
hotel, wreck their rental car, and worst of all, shockingly discover
that they have nothing in common! Christian Kane co-stars. Directed by
Shawn Levy; written by Sam Harper (both of whom worked on the Cheaper By
the Dozen remake).
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Life Or Something Like It
PG13 Time: 103
Life is good for Lanie Kerrigan (Angelina Jolie), a perky career-driven
Seattle TV news reporter with a pro-baseball player boyfriend and dreams
of anchoring the network morning news in New York. But when she
interviews the streetwise 'Prophet Jack' who predicts a win for the
Mariners, a hailstorm and Lanie's death all in one week, she
panics...especially when the first two prophecies come true! With the
help of her ruggedly handsome cameraman Pete (Ed Burns), Lanie takes the
week to change the self-absorbed person she has become with hopes of
avoiding Pete's dire prediction. Tony Shalhoub, Christian Kane and
Stockard Channing co-star. Directed by Stephen Herek (Rock Star).
1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Roxanne
PG Time: 106
Follow your nose to one of the funniest feel-good hits of recent times,
as Steve Martin updates the classic "Cyrano" story into an uproarious
romantic comedy hit. Small-town fire chief Martin is smart, funny and
tough--and blessed with a stupendous nose. He's in love with gorgeous
new girl in town Roxanne (Daryl Hannah), but she only has eyes for a
brick-brained hunk. What's a guy to do? With Rick Rossovich and Shelley
Duvall.
3:05PM ET/2:05 C
Double Bang
R Time: 103
A cop whose corrupt partner has been killed by a hit man gets involved
in mob business with revenge on his mind in this thriller. Seeking
retribution and trying to protect a female witness, Brennan (William
Baldwin) goes straight to the top to try to bring down the young mob
boss responsible for his partner's death, while at the same time trying
to assist his partner's bereaved family. With Elizabeth Mitchell
(Frequency), Jon Seda, Adam Baldwin.
4:50PM ET/3:50 C
Just Married
PG13 Time: 94
Two lovebirds from opposite sides of the tracks go on the honeymoon from
hell that leaves them questioning their decision to get married in the
first place. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star in this outrageous
comedy about a marriage that goes from bliss to blunder. Sarah is a
tycoon's daughter; Tom's a nighttime traffic reporter. When these
opposites attract and head down the aisle, things are just peachy. That
is, until they head off for a European honeymoon in which they miserably
fail at an attempt to join the Mile High Club, destroy their luxury
hotel, wreck their rental car, and worst of all, shockingly discover
that they have nothing in common! Christian Kane co-stars. Directed by
Shawn Levy; written by Sam Harper (both of whom worked on the Cheaper By
the Dozen remake).
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Red Sonja
PG13 Time: 88
Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in this 1985
sword-and-sorcery adventure about a fiery-haired maiden's quest to
recover a powerful talisman from the evil Queen who killed her sister.
Sandahl Bergman co-stars. Directed by Richard Fleischer.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
TVMA Time: 107
"Bigger, sleeker and better than the first" (Variety). The Angels are
back and sexier than ever in this electrifying sequel that moves at one
pace: full throttle! This time around, Charlie assigns luscious lovelies
Natalie (Diaz), Dylan (Barrymore) and Alex (Liu) the task of finding two
rings that hold the identities of everyone in the witness protection
program. Along the way, they also must deal with a fallen Angel and
Dylan's homicidal ex-boyfriend. Bernie Mac, Crispin Glover, Justin
Theroux, Robert Patrick and Demi Moore co-star. Directed by McG, story
by John August. Screenplay by John August and Cormac Wibberly & Marianne
Wibberly.
 1:10AM ET/12:10 C
Feardotcom
R Time: 101
An S & M-styled website unlocks a doorway to torturous terrors for its
unwitting visitors in this dark horror film. Stephen Dorff stars as a
detective investigating a series of mysterious deaths that spark fears
of an Ebola outbreak. He teams up with a pretty Department of Health
researcher (Natascha McElhone), and together they follow the grisly
clues to www.feardotcom.com, a bondage site that is so realistic, it's
literally frightening its victims to death by bringing their nightmares
to life. Stephen Rea co-stars as the sadistic gorehound who is behind
the site's hellish horrors. Also with Udo Kier, Amelia Curtis and
Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator). Directed by William Malone; screenplay by
Josephine Coyle.
2:50AM ET/1:50 C
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
TVMA Time: 107
"Bigger, sleeker and better than the first" (Variety). The Angels are
back and sexier than ever in this electrifying sequel that moves at one
pace: full throttle! This time around, Charlie assigns luscious lovelies
Natalie (Diaz), Dylan (Barrymore) and Alex (Liu) the task of finding two
rings that hold the identities of everyone in the witness protection
program. Along the way, they also must deal with a fallen Angel and
Dylan's homicidal ex-boyfriend. Bernie Mac, Crispin Glover, Justin
Theroux, Robert Patrick and Demi Moore co-star. Directed by McG, story
by John August. Screenplay by John August and Cormac Wibberly & Marianne
Wibberly.
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6:15AM ET/5:15 C
Good Burger
PG Time: 95
Honest Ed and lazy Dexter love the little fast-food joint they work
for, so it's no wonder they go bonkers when a big burger empire
threatens to fry the place. Laughs are well-done in this
good-natured comedy.
 8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Showtime
PG13 Time: 95
Detective Mitch Preston (Robert De Niro) is a hard-nosed "Dirty
Harry"-style cop. Trey Sellars (Eddie Murphy) is just a goofball in
uniform. The pair can't stand each other, but when Mitch gets into
trouble for clashing with a TV cameraman, he is forced to
participate in a new television reality series...with Mitch as his
more-than-willing partner! "Showtime" is a ratings bonanza, but the
dangerous reality of their job soon comes into play, thanks to
crooks armed with a terrifying weapon. Rene Russo co-stars in this
comic spoof that "displays an ingenuity, cleverness and briskness
that never flags" (L.A. Times). Also with William Shatner. Directed
by Tom Dey (Shanghai Noon).
9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Mr. Wrong
PG13 Time: 96
A single woman meets the man of her dreams only to be appalled by
his psychotic behavior as they grow closer to marriage in this
comedy. Ellen DeGeneres stars as Martha Alston, a 30-something
bachelorette who is pressured to find love and marriage before she
turns into an old maid. By chance, she meets the wealthy,
handsome--and single--Whitman Crawford (Bill Pullman) who
personifies Mr. Right. But as their admiration grows, Martha is
shocked by Whitman's emergent lunatic behavior including breaking
his pinky finger as a demonstration of true love and spiking her
drink with LSD! Co-starring Joan Cusack, Dean Stockwell, Joan
Plowright, Ellen Cleghorne, John Livingston, Robert Goulet, Polly
Holliday and Louis Anderson. Directed by Nick Castle.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
National Security
PG13 Time: 88
Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn play former cops turned security
guards who team up in spite of their mutual distrust to stop a group
of smugglers. After he is tossed from the police academy, Earl
Montgomery (Lawrence) exacts revenge by lying that dedicated cop
Hank Rafferty beat him up. Hank gets kicked off the force, serves
six months in the slammer and, as luck would have it, winds up
working in the same security firm as Earl. Can the pair stand each
other long enough to stop the bad guys and possibly get reinstated
on the police force...or will they kill each other first? Colm Feore,
Bill Duke and Eric Roberts co-star. Directed by Dennis Dugan;
written by Jay Scherick & David Ronn. "A funny, raucous action
comedy" (L.A. Times).
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
PCU
PG13 Time: 80
Everyone at Port Chester University is politically correct--except
for Droz and his fellow slackers at the Pit, the school's grungiest
residence. They don't care who they offend! But a snotty preppy is
in cahoots with the college's president to take over the house.
Unless Droz can come up with $7,000, the Pit is history! Campus
comedy with Jessica Walter.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Beavis And Butt-head Do America
PG13 Time: 80
Huh huh huh. Heh-heh. See America's favorite teenage buffoons go
bonkers when somebody steals their TV set--and their purpose in
life! In this hilarious animated feature, B & B hit the road and
practically demolish the nation with their stoopid antics. From the
mighty redwoods to the fruited plain to Washington, D.C., no one is
spared--not the FBI, not motherhood, not even Chelsea Clinton. By
the time the boys are finished, America is well done (heh heh).
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Showtime
PG13 Time: 95
Detective Mitch Preston (Robert De Niro) is a hard-nosed "Dirty
Harry"-style cop. Trey Sellars (Eddie Murphy) is just a goofball in
uniform. The pair can't stand each other, but when Mitch gets into
trouble for clashing with a TV cameraman, he is forced to
participate in a new television reality series...with Mitch as his
more-than-willing partner! "Showtime" is a ratings bonanza, but the
dangerous reality of their job soon comes into play, thanks to
crooks armed with a terrifying weapon. Rene Russo co-stars in this
comic spoof that "displays an ingenuity, cleverness and briskness
that never flags" (L.A. Times). Also with William Shatner. Directed
by Tom Dey (Shanghai Noon).
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Blind Date (1987)
PG13 Time: 95
When Bruce Willis and Kim Basinger get together, they prove Murphy's
Law of Dating: everything that can go wrong, does--hilariously. In
this romantic farce from Blake Edwards, Kim's the perfect fix-up for
a big business dinner, until too much champagne sends her--and the
date--haywire. John Larroquette adds to the manic mayhem as he
trails the pair through a night of pratfalls, pitfalls and giddy
sight gags.
 8:00PM ET/7:00 C
National Security
PG13 Time: 88
Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn play former cops turned security
guards who team up in spite of their mutual distrust to stop a group
of smugglers. After he is tossed from the police academy, Earl
Montgomery (Lawrence) exacts revenge by lying that dedicated cop
Hank Rafferty beat him up. Hank gets kicked off the force, serves
six months in the slammer and, as luck would have it, winds up
working in the same security firm as Earl. Can the pair stand each
other long enough to stop the bad guys and possibly get reinstated
on the police force...or will they kill each other first? Colm Feore,
Bill Duke and Eric Roberts co-star. Directed by Dennis Dugan;
written by Jay Scherick & David Ronn. "A funny, raucous action
comedy" (L.A. Times).
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Deadwood 08: Suffer The Little Children
TVMA Time: 55
Deadwood breathes easier when riders arrive with precious
vaccine--and word of a possible treaty with the Sioux. Awaiting
Trixie's return, a pragmatic Swearengen resists counsel from a
bloody-minded Farnum; results of Bullock's assay of her gold claim
moves Alma to reassess her plans and sets up a confrontation between
Bullock and Swearengen; and Tolliver teaches Stubbs a deadly lesson
at the expense of a couple of con artists.
11:50PM ET/10:50 C
Above The Law
R Time: 99
Don't mess with Nico Toscani. Once a CIA agent, now an undercover
detective, he's a martial-arts master who's as potent with kicks,
chops and punches as he is with a police revolver. Tough Nico's out
to clean up Chicago--and that means getting rid of the city's drug
kings, as well as battling a murderous CIA agent. Martial-arts
expert Steven Seagal plays Nico in this action-packed drama. With
Pam Grier and Sharon Stone.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Dead Presidents
R Time: 119
Allen and Albert Hughes's follow-up to the hit urban drama Menace II
Society is a "powerful" (Variety) exploration of a black youth's
transition into manhood during the years 1968 to 1974. As an
18-year-old high-school grad from the Bronx, Anthony (Larenz Tate)
shocks his friends and family by enlisting for service in Vietnam.
But his horrible war experiences and his return to an uncertain
future serve to darken Anthony's previously good-natured
personality...and leave him primed to take part in a risky crime.
With Keith David, Chris Tucker, N'Bushe Wright and Michael Imperioli
(HBO's The Sopranos).
 3:35AM ET/2:35 C
Animal Factory
R Time: 94
A young drug dealer learns the ropes of life behind bars from a
veteran convict in this gritty drama directed by Steve Buscemi
(Trees Lounge). Willem Dafoe is the kind inmate willing to risk his
freedom for Edward Furlong, a young punk whose lack of jail smarts
could cost him everything. "A fine prison drama" (Variety). Also
with Seymour Cassell, Mickey Rourke, Tom Arnold, John Heard, Danny
Trejo and Buscemi.
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9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Bug
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
TVPG - LD 1h 27m
Brian Cox and TV funnyman Jamie Kennedy star in this offbeat comedy
about an increasingly unhinged restaurateur (Cox) whose employees are
undergoing a series of crises as their boss falls apart. Michael
Hitchcock, Jane Adams, Ed Begley Jr. and Megan Cavanagh costar in this
film from the creators of "crazy/beautiful" and "The Tuxedo."
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Joshua
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
G 1h 31m
One man makes a huge difference in the life of a small, Midwestern
town in this gentle drama set in the late 19th century. After a humble
carpenter (Tony Goldwyn) begins to influence the residents of his
community with his unselfish ways and generous nature, a suspicious
priest (F. Murray Abraham) begins to question the mysterious
newcomer's motives. Kurt Fuller, Stacy Edwards, Colleen Camp and
Giancarlo Giannini costar in this moving exploration of faith,
spirituality and good works, based on the novel by Joseph P. Girzone.
 3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Bio-Dome
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 35m
Believing that they're just checking out a new mall, dim-bulb slackers
Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin get locked for a year inside an
experimental habitat called a bio-dome with a team of egghead
scientists. William Atherton, Joey Lauren Adams, Henry Gibson and
Roger Clinton costar in this claustrophobic comedy.
5:05PM ET/4:05 C
Love Field
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 45m
Distraught over the assassination of JFK, a hairdresser (Michelle
Pfeiffer) who's obsessed with the First Lady strikes up an unlikely
friendship with a guarded African-American father (Dennis Haysbert)
and his young daughter (Stephanie McFadden) while traveling by bus to
Washington D.C. for the President's funeral. Brian Kerwin, Louise
Latham and Cooper Huckabee costar in this drama that garnered a Best
Actress Oscar nomination for Pfeiffer.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Windtalkers
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 15m
Nicolas Cage and Christian Slater star with Adam Beach ("Smoke
Signals") in this explosive, patriotic WWII drama about a severely
wounded soldier (Cage) who takes on the assignment of safeguarding a "windtalker"
(Beach), a Navajo whose dead native language provides an unbreakable
code for the military - but whose life is jeopardized with every
increasingly bloody battle against the Japanese in the Pacific.
Christian Slater, Mark Ruffalo, Brian Van Holt and Noah Emmerich
costar in this tense, stylish war epic from director John Woo
("Face/Off").
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Suspicion
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - SLD 47m
No Description Available.
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1:35PM ET/12:35 C
Jack
Robin WIlliams plays a 10-year-old who's aging at ten times the normal rate.
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12:05AM ET/11:05 C
The Sum of All Fears
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 4m
Ben Affleck takes over the role of hero CIA agent Jack Ryan in this
box office hit based on the best-selling novel by Tom Clancy.
Low-level analyst Ryan is elevated to prominence by his expertise on
an obscure strongman (Ciaran Hinds) after the politician's
surprising ascendancy to the Russian presidency. But that's just the
tip of a very large, very lethal iceberg involving neo-Nazis and a
nuclear warhead smuggled into the U.S. by terrorists. Morgan
Freeman, Bridget Moynihan and Liev Schreiber costar in this
espionage adventure.
 2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Changing Lanes
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A vengeful game of one-upmanship turns deadly in this urban thriller
about a hotshot young attorney (Ben Affleck) and a recovering
alcoholic (Samuel L. Jackson) whose minor fender-bender devastates
both of their lives and quickly leads to an escalating war of dirty
tricks and manipulation. William Hurt, Toni Collette, Dylan Baker,
Amanda Peet and Sydney Pollack costar in this provocative, acclaimed
film from director Roger Michell ("Notting Hill").
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Sum of All Fears
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 4m
Ben Affleck takes over the role of hero CIA agent Jack Ryan in this
box office hit based on the best-selling novel by Tom Clancy.
Low-level analyst Ryan is elevated to prominence by his expertise on
an obscure strongman (Ciaran Hinds) after the politician's
surprising ascendancy to the Russian presidency. But that's just the
tip of a very large, very lethal iceberg involving neo-Nazis and a
nuclear warhead smuggled into the U.S. by terrorists. Morgan
Freeman, Bridget Moynihan and Liev Schreiber costar in this
espionage adventure.
10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Changing Lanes
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A vengeful game of one-upmanship turns deadly in this urban thriller
about a hotshot young attorney (Ben Affleck) and a recovering
alcoholic (Samuel L. Jackson) whose minor fender-bender devastates
both of their lives and quickly leads to an escalating war of dirty
tricks and manipulation. William Hurt, Toni Collette, Dylan Baker,
Amanda Peet and Sydney Pollack costar in this provocative, acclaimed
film from director Roger Michell ("Notting Hill").
4:25AM ET/3:25 C
Changing Lanes
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A vengeful game of one-upmanship turns deadly in this urban thriller
about a hotshot young attorney (Ben Affleck) and a recovering
alcoholic (Samuel L. Jackson) whose minor fender-bender devastates
both of their lives and quickly leads to an escalating war of dirty
tricks and manipulation. William Hurt, Toni Collette, Dylan Baker,
Amanda Peet and Sydney Pollack costar in this provocative, acclaimed
film from director Roger Michell ("Notting Hill").
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