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19, 2004
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C My Wife and Kids
"What Do You Know?" It's family game night at the Kyles' and, after playing a game of
"What Do You Know?" - in which players write down questions to which
they think their significant others should know the answers - the
results go from bad to worse, as the couples realize that they may not
know as much as they thought.
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My Wife and Kids

"From Dummy to Daddy"
Michael and Jay are reeling from the news that
fresh-out-of-high-school graduates Jr. and girlfriend Vanessa are
going to have a baby. Jr. says that he and Vanessa are going to get
married, but is stumped when asked how he'll support his new family.
Michael finds Jr.'s approach unrealistic and determines that he'll
have to resort to the unique and distinct parenting style for which
he's known.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The King Of Queens
"Awful Bigamy"
Doug is initially reluctant to let Holly move in with them after she
gets kicked out of her apartment, but quickly discovers there are
advantages to having two women in the house.
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9:30PM ET/8:30 C Everybody Loves Raymond
"The Mentor" Robert and Ray are shocked to find out that someone their age
considers Frank to be their mentor.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C The West Wing
"Memorial Day" In the season finale, events in the tinderbox Gaza Strip spin out of control
after the murders of high-ranking U.S. officials and back home the angry
President (Martin Sheen) weighs appropriate military action. A strange undertow
of intrigue finds a wary Josh (Bradley Whitford) meeting with a mysterious
foreign operative while tending to Donna who is fighting for her life. John
Spencer, Richard Schiff, Allison Janney, Dule Hill, Stockard Channing, Joshua
Malina and Lily Tomlin also star.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C Law & Order
"C.O.D." The discovery of the body of a raped and mutilated teenaged girl in an alley way
sends Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) tracing the
victims last hours in the hopes of finding a suspect. However, when the pattern
of the attack links the killing to a five-year-old homicide, the detectives face
the horrible possibility of a serial killer and the task of ending his
half-decade murder spree. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.
Epatha Merkerson also star.
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11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Laura Bush Daniel Tosh
Everlast
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C Smallville
"Covenant" Things come to a head in Smallville when Kara, a beautiful girl (guest
star Adrianne Palicki) with superpowers, who claims to be from
Krypton, comes to entice Clark (Tom Welling) to fulfill his destiny.
Overwhelmed by her appearance, Clark turns to his parents (John
Schneider, Annette O'Toole) for advice but is shocked when the girl
forces Jonathan to finally reveal the deal he made with Jor-El. Also,
Clark makes a discovery that ultimately redefines his relationship
with Lex (Michael Rosenbaum), and Clark's relationship with Lana
(Kristin Kreuk) takes a final turn. Meanwhile, Lex turns the tables on
Lionel (John Glover) with the FBI.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Angel
"Not Fade Away"
Angel (David Boreanaz) and company spend the day as if it were their
last as they prepare to bring down the evil Circle of the Black Thorn.
Putting their lives on the line, Spike (James Marsters) confronts a
demon cult, Lorne (Andy Hallett) faces off with Lindsay (Christian
Kane), Gunn (J. August Richards) takes on an evil senator and Angel
battles Hamilton (Adam Baldwin), the henchman of the Senior Partners.
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8:00 PM ET
"Countdown"
Archer and his new Xindi allies must launch a
full-scale assault on the superweapon speeding towards Earth and its
thieving escorts, the rebellious Reptilian and Insectoid Xindi,
before a kidnapped and brainwashed Hoshi can decrypt the weapon's
encoded arming mechanism and unleash its devastating power.
Rating: TVPG-V

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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Books
"Wuthering Heights"
Emily Brontë lived like a recluse in a fantasy world that she and her
siblings started when she was six. "Wuthering Heights,"a novel of
thwarted passion and cruelty that was considered immoral when first
published.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
South Georgia Island: Life Under The Furious Fifties
An island lost at the end of the world. A land battered by the furious
winds of the Arctic. A cemetery of ships and whaling settlements.
Witness nature's struggle for survival on one of the most remote and
unforgiving islands on the planet.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Solar Eclipse Live
For the first time ever, humans witness a total eclipse of the sun
from Antarctica. Utilizing some of the world's best technology in the
world's harshest climate, we track an eclipse from the ground and air
as it casts its shadow across the continent. Recorded live during the
eclipse, a panel of experts guide us through the event, helping us to
understand the fundamental science of an eclipse.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Last Total Eclipse, The
Scientists around the world gathered in Turkey during the last total
eclipse of the sun to study this solar phenomena. Experts from NASA
provide insight and explanations about solar eclipses.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Destination: Long Island
Take a high definition tour of Long Island's 125 miles of breathtaking
coastline and vineyards. From the Hampton Classic horse show to dinner
at Oheka Castle to the Sunken Forest of Fire Island, find the hidden
beauty of Long Island.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Niagara Falls: Raging Rapids

As her 10 million annual visitors know, the spectacular Niagara Falls
and the magnificent gorge they created leave a lasting impression.
Created 12,500 years ago by glacial movement, the gorge's sheer face
opens a window into the earth.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Suzanne & Michael"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Beach Bunny Bachlorette"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Above And Beyond"
Barry Bain and his wife, Lee Anne, have been married for 11 years, but
Lee Anne's medical problems have put the burden of work and family on
Barry. Lee Anne wants to reward Barry with a front porch makeover that
will give him a place to play and relax.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Secret Gardens"
For 70 years Cougar Annie carved a paradise out of remote, rugged,
Pacific wilderness, surviving four husbands and dozens of cougars that
invaded her yard. In Portland, Oregon, dumpster-diving is the source
of ornaments for this creative garden.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Weird Racing "
To be human is to compete. Just ask a bunch of Arizona barstool
jockeys....or the finalists in the Canadian Lawnmower Racing
Championship.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
South Georgia Island: Life Under The Furious Fifties
An island lost at the end of the world. A land battered by the furious
winds of the Arctic. A cemetery of ships and whaling settlements.
Witness nature's struggle for survival on one of the most remote and
unforgiving islands on the planet.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Solar Eclipse Live
For the first time ever, humans witness a total eclipse of the sun
from Antarctica. Utilizing some of the world's best technology in the
world's harshest climate, we track an eclipse from the ground and air
as it casts its shadow across the continent. Recorded live during the
eclipse, a panel of experts guide us through the event, helping us to
understand the fundamental science of an eclipse.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
The Last Total Eclipse
Scientists around the world gathered in Turkey during the last total
eclipse of the sun to study this solar phenomena. Experts from NASA
provide insight and explanations about solar eclipses.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Fantastic Festivals Of The World
"Hong Kong--mid Autumn Lantern Festival"
The beautiful, the colorful, the unusual, and in some cases, even the
bizarre are explored in this exclusive high definition series.
"Festivals of the World" focuses on and chronicles some of the world's
most endearing traditions, it's festivals. Join
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
End Of Extinction: Cloning The Tasmanian Tiger

Scientists use DNA from a preserved specimen to clone the Tasmanian
tiger, a wolf-like Australian marsupial ruthlessly hunted to
extinction by English settlers in the 1900's. Dr. Mike Archer's quest
to reverse this wrong draws critics and naysayers.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Luxury Planes
Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in personal
jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom design of a
$50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet charters, climb
inside the most exclusive planes on the runway.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Rides
"Big Miniature"
Celebrate the 35th anniversary of Hot Wheels with the unveiling of a
full-size, drivable version of the Hot Wheels Deora. Jay Leno is on
hand to learn how customizers turn miniatures into pumped-up, powerful
versions of pop culture classics.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig
An oil rig is a monster extreme machine. Thousands of tons of steel
are welded together to form a platform on legs above the sea.
Underneath, a gigantic pump plunges through the water, penetrating the
earth's crust to extract a valuable resource, oil.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Luxury Planes
Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in personal
jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom design of a
$50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet charters, climb
inside the most exclusive planes on the runway.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Rides
"Big Miniature"
Celebrate the 35th anniversary of Hot Wheels with the unveiling of a
full-size, drivable version of the Hot Wheels Deora. Jay Leno is on
hand to learn how customizers turn miniatures into pumped-up, powerful
versions of pop culture classics.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig
An oil rig is a monster extreme machine. Thousands of tons of steel
are welded together to form a platform on legs above the sea.
Underneath, a gigantic pump plunges through the water, penetrating the
earth's crust to extract a valuable resource, oil.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Beyond All Limits
"Capsized Barge & Bomb Disposal"
In the Pacific Northwest off the coast of Canada, a salvage team
prepares to right a capsized logging barge. And on Kahoolawe Island in
Hawaii, bomb disposal teams labor to clean up an island that was used
for over 40 years to test U.S. military ordinace.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Luxury Planes
Discover the elite, the ultimate and the super luxurious in personal
jet aircraft. From the manufacturing and custom design of a
$50-million Boeing Business Jet to celebrity jet charters, climb
inside the most exclusive planes on the runway.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Rides
"Big Miniature"
Celebrate the 35th anniversary of Hot Wheels with the unveiling of a
full-size, drivable version of the Hot Wheels Deora. Jay Leno is on
hand to learn how customizers turn miniatures into pumped-up, powerful
versions of pop culture classics.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig
An oil rig is a monster extreme machine. Thousands of tons of steel
are welded together to form a platform on legs above the sea.
Underneath, a gigantic pump plunges through the water, penetrating the
earth's crust to extract a valuable resource, oil.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Miracle on 34th Street
PG
Runtime: 1:54
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Sweet Addition: A Few Of My Favorite Things
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody
PG
Runtime: 1:28
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Over America
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
NBA Classics: Nets @ Spurs, G6, 2003 Finals
NR
Runtime: 2:17
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Canada's Castle In The Rockies
TV-G
Runtime: 0:29
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Washington The Beautiful
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Miracle on 34th Street
PG
Runtime: 1:54
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Nike Training Camp # 4 (Coach: L. Coker)
NR
Runtime: 0:22
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Olympic Treasures: Squaw Valley 1960
NR
Runtime: 1:30

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
AFL: Carolina @ Philadelphia
NR
Runtime: 3:00
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Olympic Treasures: Squaw Valley 1960
NR
Runtime: 1:30
2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Nike Training Camp # 4 (Coach: L. Coker)
NR
Runtime: 0:22
3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Inside With The President's Photographers
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:45
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Twilight Zone #28: Into the Light
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:19
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Anime: Noir # 6
TV-14
Runtime: 0:25
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody
PG
Runtime: 1:28
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Over America
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Texas Independence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #3
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Alaska: Last Frontier
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia
NR
Runtime: 2:58
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Order In
TV-G
Runtime: 0:30
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Miracle on 34th Street
PG
Runtime: 1:54

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
College Hockey: Hockey East Championship
NR
Runtime: 3:00
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #28: Into the Light
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:19
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia
NR
Runtime: 2:58
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Texas Independence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #28: Into the Light
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:19
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #3
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody
PG
Runtime: 1:28
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Alaska: Last Frontier
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Order In
TV-G
Runtime: 0:30

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia
NR
Runtime: 2:58
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Texas Independence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Over America
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's at Home
Drive for Show, Putt for Dough - The right tools for the right job,
designing with iron and steel, fine cabinetry and custom wood.
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Vocal Jazz
Traditional jazz singing is experiencing a return to popularity. We
watch one up-and-coming singer, Tierney Sutton, in the studio,
making a new album, a tribute to Frank Sinatra. We also visit a
vocal jazz camp where aspiring singers come to learn their trade
under the guidance of established artists.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
InFocus
Hiroshima Reborn - Following the explosion of "Little Boy" on August
6, 1945, not a trace of the shops, inns, homes and schools of
Sarugakucho district remained. Hiroshima City University was among
the major sponsors of a ground-breaking project that, with the help
of a handful of aging survivors and their personal photographs and
diaries, made this remarkable "virtual restoration" come to life.
This documentary presents the extraordinary story of the project,
and the years of slow and painstaking work that went into it.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ladies Man
Jimmy and Donna are in a continual amorous mood and at every turn,
someone manages to walk in on them while they're "getting close."
Jimmy makes his first appearance on-site as the building contractor
at Alex Trebek's house. It seems our celebrity client has some
pretty outrageous ideas for his home.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Mandy Moore, Matthew Goode - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky
sits down with pop-star turned actor Mandy Moore, along with her
Chasing Liberty co-star Matthew Goode; and, Jackie Kallen, the
inspiration for the new Meg Ryan movie, Against the Ropes lets us in
on a few secrets of the boxing world.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America
Stunt Pilots, Spring Baseball - This week, Across America takes on
the laws of physics. Stunt pilots spin through the Arizona skies,
while co-host Kandace Krueger watches balls roll uphill near Santa
Cruz, California. Then Ron Kruck goes to Winterhaven, Florida, where
baseball fans' season ends on Opening Day.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Beautiful Landscapes of Japan
Amami Oshima, Kagoshima
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America
Penthouse Beauty - Going Up! Tour Time visits the penthouse
apartment of international beauty guru, Christie Harris and
experience an elegant and laid back lifestyle with Bill and Marilyn
Lennox, owners of ANTEKS...furniture for ranches and lake homes.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Tracks Ahead
The Juice Train - How does the orange juice get from the plant to
your table? Tracks Ahead takes a look at origins and operation of
the highest revenue generating unit train in the country. Then
sample Australian wines by train.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Wild Secrets
Leopard: Family Trees - This is a touching tale of a female
leopard's struggle to raise two cubs in the harsh Savannah. For two
months we follow the family's fight to stay alive.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
Libya: Open For Business - HDNet cameras were among the first to be
admitted to Libya this year, where isolation from the rest of the
world is ending, due to changes in the policies of Strongman Muammar
Qadaffi. Surprisingly, the people of Libya are welcoming American
businessmen and tourists to their mysterious land.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
The American West: Desert Dangers - As Americans seek a better
quality of life, and continue to experience a substantial growth in
population, wildlife habitat disappears. In the desert southwest,
the wildlife is small and deadly and seems to fight back. See an
unusual presentation of scorpions and Africanized bees and other
desert dangers that threaten man's expansion in the warmer climates.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
French Riviera - From Nice to St. Tropez, we drop in on the hot
spots along the Mediterranean's famous Cote d'Azur. Based in lively
Nice, we visit the local beaches and superb modern art museums. A
short hop along the Grande Corniche leads to wealthy Monaco. Then
it's on to glamorous Cannes and the lively beaches at Juan le Pins
and St. Tropez. Inland, we make our own perfume in Grasse.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Jungle Brothers, The Black Sheep - This week on True Music, our very
own Katie Daryl will introduce you to two acts that founded the
hip-hop world we know today. The Jungle Brothers and The Black Sheep
not only perform for True Music and a sold out crowd, but they also
talk about their trials and tribulations working in a genre that has
changed so much over the years.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Diamonds in the Rough - A larcenous German officer discovers the
espionage activity of Hogan and his fellow prisoners and threatens
to expose them.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Charlie's Angels
Bullseye - Two Army officers profiting from drug purchases murder in
order to protect their scheme as a recruit in the Women's Army Corps
is shot to death on the firing range and Charlie's Angels are
assigned to investigate. Bosley works undercover as a civilian
researcher with Sabrina as an Army nurse and Jill and Kelly as new
enlistees. Unfortunately, before the Angels can complete their
investigation, they become the targets of a "search--and-destroy"
mission.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive
Strapped - Kimble's peaceful love affair is threatened by two
ruthless bank robbers. (Part two of a two-part episode)
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
What's Kewl at CES 2004
HDNet takes a tour of all the "kewlest" new products at this year's
Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Smart Travels Europe
France's Burgundy and Loire Regions - The Burgundy region boasts top
French wines, romantic canals, Romanesque churches and some of
France's most renowned cuisine. We base in the small town of Beaune
and and visit the city of Dijon and the cathedral at Vezelay. Then
it's on to the Loire Valley and chateaux country for stops at
Amboise, magnificent Chenonceau, and overwhelming Chambord.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
White Hot Winter
Quebec City (Mont Ste. Anne, LeMassif) - Where else in North America
can you ski all day long, and spend the evening soaking up European
atmosphere? White Hot Winter in Quebec City is all about ice. We go
ice climbing at Montemorency Falls, the tallest (frozen) waterfall
in North America. Yep, taller than Niagara Falls. After a day of
skiing LeMassif, and Mount Ste. Anne, we visit the Ice Hotel.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Counting Crows Live
Filmed February 5 & 6 at the Amsterdam Heineken Music Hall during
their 2003 World Tour, this signature concert showcases the Counting
Crows performing such hits as "Mr. Jones," "A Long December," "Rain
King," and "Big Yellow Taxi."
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
HDNet World Report
The American West: Desert Dangers - As Americans seek a better
quality of life, and continue to experience a substantial growth in
population, wildlife habitat disappears. In the desert southwest,
the wildlife is small and deadly and seems to fight back. See an
unusual presentation of scorpions and Africanized bees and other
desert dangers that threaten man's expansion in the warmer climates.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Major League Soccer - LIVE!
Los Angeles Galaxy @ DC United
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
In-Laws - Premiere
If You Can't Stand the Heat - Vic and Marlene become suspicious when
they learn that Matt's cooking partner is a sexy young woman.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Greetings from Tucson - Premiere
Popularity - After David complains about not being popular like
Maria, Ernesto advises him to join the high school football team,
but when Joaquin realizes his son is not in the game, he talks the
coach into sending him in to play, ending in a surprising accident.
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The 23rd Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta
Every year, the autumn sky over Albuquerque, New Mexico is filled
with countless and colorful hot air balloons from around the world.
For the first time, in 2003, the event was captured by the high
definition cameras of HDNet.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Major League Soccer
Los Angeles Galaxy @ DC United
Special Encore Presentation
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
In-Laws
If You Can't Stand the Heat - Vic and Marlene become suspicious when
they learn that Matt's cooking partner is a sexy young woman.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Greetings from Tucson
Popularity - After David complains about not being popular like
Maria, Ernesto advises him to join the high school football team,
but when Joaquin realizes his son is not in the game, he talks the
coach into sending him in to play, ending in a surprising accident.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
The 23rd Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta
Every year, the autumn sky over Albuquerque, New Mexico is filled
with countless and colorful hot air balloons from around the world.
For the first time, in 2003, the event was captured by the high
definition cameras of HDNet.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division
Life is Dust - After an ATF agent is murdered trying to bring down
gun traffickers, Detective Sam Cole must to go undercover to
complete the mission.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice
Courting Disaster - Michael believes his client is just as guilty as
the client's ex-wife, who pled insanity after murdering the man's
new wife. Searls tries to evade the seductress daughter of a judge.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Big Apple
No Good Deed - Lawrence Stark is implicated in Victoria's death and
he tries to pay Terry to kill Klein. Sarah helps Jimmy get rid of
the illegal surveillance equipment.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
An American In Canada
Love Notes From the Edge - Dennis falls in love with Liona Boyd and
enlists her help for a spurious charity event. Jake and Judy's
ex-boyfriend, Gord, inadvertently team up to break up Judy and her
young beau.
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7:05AM ET/6:05 C
Cromwell
G - 2:19 - 1970
Cast: Richard Harris, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley Director: Ken
Hughes
The story of Oliver Cromwell's passionate crusade against Charles I
during the British Civil War.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Battle Of The Bulge
NR - 2:43 - 1965
Cast: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan Director: Ken Annakin
Reenactment of the battle during the winter of 1944, when Hitler
planned a secret offensive to recapture lost territory.
12:15PM ET/11:15 C
The Night Of The Generals
PG - 2:24 - 1967
Cast: Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif, Tom Courtenay Director: Anatole
Litvak
The search to uncover the truth behind the heinous murder of a
Warsaw prostitute leads a Nazi intelligence officer to uncover a
plot to assassinate Hitler.
2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Pure Country
PG - 1:52 - 1992
Cast: George Strait, Lesley Ann Warren, Isabel Glasser Director:
Christopher Cain
A country music superstar tires of his fame, moves back to Texas,
and finds love in the process.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Major League II
PG - 1:44 - 1994
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen Director: David S.
Ward
Egos and success has left the Cleveland Indians in last place again,
but they are determined to pull together.
6:35PM ET/5:35 C
Temptation
NR - 1:33 - 2003
Cast: Colin Friels, Rhondda Findleton, Toby Schmitz Director: Tony
Tilse
Two culinary students find love in the kitchen.
8:15PM ET/7:15 C
The Woman In Red
PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene
Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress,
wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.
9:45PM ET/8:45 C
We're No Angels
PG-13 - 1:46 - 1989
Cast: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Demi Moore Director: Neil Jordan
Two criminals on the run from the law hide out as priests.
11:35PM ET/10:35 C
The Woman In Red
PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene
Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress,
wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.
1:05AM ET/12:05 C
We're No Angels
PG-13 - 1:46 - 1989
Cast: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Demi Moore Director: Neil Jordan
Two criminals on the run from the law hide out as priests.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
City Hall
R - 1:51 - 1996
Cast: Al Pacino, John Cusack, Bridget Fonda Director: Harold Becker
New York's Deputy Mayor sets out to uncover the scandal that killed
a six year old boy.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
M. Butterfly
R - 1:40 - 1993
Cast: Jeremy Irons, John Lone, Ian Richardson Director: David
Cronenberg
A French diplomat falls in love with an exotic Chinese opera singer,
who is not who she appears to be.
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8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Without A Trace
PG Time: 116
Six-year old Alex gets up one morning, dresses for school, waves
goodbye to his mother...and disappears. As the police mount a massive
effort to find the child, his mother struggles to bear the harrowing
anxiety. Kate Nelligan (The Prince of Tides) as the distraught mother
and Judd Hirsch as a sympathetic police detective both give riveting
performances in this charged drama.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Cowboy Up
PG13 Time: 105
Two brothers follow their father's footsteps into the rodeo arena as a
professional bull-rider and rodeo clown in this action film. Hank and
Ely work together in the ring: Hank is the bullfighter or "rodeo
clown" who distracts the ferocious animal giving his brother Ely, the
bull-rider, a chance to reach the full eight seconds to success. When
Ely is severely injured in an event, it may mean the end of his wild
rodeo days, but with bull riding in his blood, the talented cowboy
just can't stay away from the ring. Starring Kiefer Sutherland, Marcus
Thomas, Daryl Hannah, Melinda Dillon, Russell Means, Molly Ringwald
and Pete Postlethwaite. Directed by Xavier Koller.
12:15PM ET/11:15 C
The Verdict
R Time: 128
An explosive lawsuit presents a small-time Boston lawyer with a chance
to redeem his once-promising career. Paul Newman stars as the
attorney, down but not yet out. James Mason plays the lawyer for the
other side. Five 1982 Oscar(R) nominations, including Best Picture and
Best Actor (Newman).
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Daredevil
PG13 Time: 103
Left blinded by a childhood accident and orphaned by a vicious crime
boss, Matt Murdock (Affleck) has grown up with a single goal in mind:
revenge. Based on the classic Marvel Comics character created by Stan
Lee and Bill Everett comes this action-drama that follows the
adventures of Murdock--a crime-fighting New York City lawyer by day
and a masked superhero named Daredevil by night. Led by his
ultra-enhanced remaining senses and his incredible acrobatic
abilities, Murdock exacts vigilante justice on evildoers who escape
the system...while vowing to hunt down the elusive crime lord Kingpin
(Michael Clarke Duncan). Jennifer Garner (TV's Alias) and Colin
Farrell (Phone Booth) co-star. Written and directed by Mark Steven
Johnson (Simon Birch).
4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Dangerous Minds
R Time: 98
Michelle Pfeiffer stars as a white-bread former Marine who tackles a
seemingly impossible assignment to instruct a classroom of socially
troubled inner-city kids. Her creative teaching methods begin to draw
the youths into the subject of poetry, but it is not until she begins
to understand the harsh realities of their lives that she truly makes
a connection. George Dzundza, Courtney B. Vance, Robin Bartlett and
Bruklin Harris co-star in this sensitive and inspiring fact-based
drama. Directed by John N. Smith; screenplay by Ronald Bass.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Breakdown
R Time: 93
A lonely road...a sudden breakdown...and a city couple is plunged into
an unending nightmare in the American southwest. After their car
breaks down, Kurt Russell accepts a trucker's offer to take his wife
to the nearest town to call for help. But when he follows, she's
nowhere around--and no one has seen her! What's his next move? "A
tough, vigorous exercise in pure action" (Ne
7:45PM ET/6:45 C
Dreamcatcher
R Time: 133
Stephen King's nerve-wracking novel is the basis for this shocker that
chronicles the otherworldly horrors experienced by four old friends
during a hunting trip in the woods. Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian
Lewis and Timothy Olyphant star as the quartet who share unique
telepathic powers as a result of helping a handicapped boy during
their childhood. When they are ensnared by a horrifying alien menace
and the subsequent military cover-up, they realize that only those
abilities--and their old pal--can help them survive. Morgan Freeman
co-stars as a power-mad Army commander who will stop at nothing to end
the crisis. Also with Tom Sizemore and Donnie Wahlberg. Directed by
Lawrence Kasdan; screenplay by William Goldman and Kasdan.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Daredevil
PG13 Time: 103
Left blinded by a childhood accident and orphaned by a vicious crime
boss, Matt Murdock (Affleck) has grown up with a single goal in mind:
revenge. Based on the classic Marvel Comics character created by Stan
Lee and Bill Everett comes this action-drama that follows the
adventures of Murdock--a crime-fighting New York City lawyer by day
and a masked superhero named Daredevil by night. Led by his
ultra-enhanced remaining senses and his incredible acrobatic
abilities, Murdock exacts vigilante justice on evildoers who escape
the system...while vowing to hunt down the elusive crime lord Kingpin
(Michael Clarke Duncan). Jennifer Garner (TV's Alias) and Colin
Farrell (Phone Booth) co-star. Written and directed by Mark Steven
Johnson (Simon Birch).
12:40AM ET/11:40 C
Malevolent
R Time: 95
A heroic police officer finds himself framed for several murders by a
madman who leaves a trail of bodies in his wake. Without the force
behind him, the top cop launches a personal investigation that takes
him deep into his own past to uncover the killer's identity and
twisted motivation. Starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Kari Wuhrer,
Edoardo Ballerini, Gwen McGee and Steven Bauer.
2:20AM ET/1:20 C
Last Night
R Time: 94
It's the end of the world as we know it...and the citizens of Toronto
have various feelings about it. With the knowledge that only six hours
are left, some people decide to party or commit crimes, one family
gathers for a Christmas dinner, and one man attempts to fulfill all of
his sexual fantasies. Amidst all of the chaos, a man who wants to
spend the evening alone meets a woman in search of her husband. These
two strangers may spend their last night achieving the kind of
understanding unique to the soon-to-be-extinct human race. With Don
McKellar (who also wrote and directed), Sandra Oh (HBO's Arli$$),
Callum Keith Rennie, Sarah Polley (Go), David Cronenberg (director of
Crash).
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Dreamcatcher
R Time: 133
Stephen King's nerve-wracking novel is the basis for this shocker that
chronicles the otherworldly horrors experienced by four old friends
during a hunting trip in the woods. Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian
Lewis and Timothy Olyphant star as the quartet who share unique
telepathic powers as a result of helping a handicapped boy during
their childhood. When they are ensnared by a horrifying alien menace
and the subsequent military cover-up, they realize that only those
abilities--and their old pal--can help them survive. Morgan Freeman
co-stars as a power-mad Army commander who will stop at nothing to end
the crisis. Also with Tom Sizemore and Donnie Wahlberg. Directed by
Lawrence Kasdan; screenplay by William Goldman and Kasdan.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Ernest Scared Stupid
PG Time: 92
Jim Varney is back as dim bulb Ernest P. Worrell in this
Halloween-themed fourth installment in the Ernest series. This time
around, Ernest battles all things scary after he accidentally
releases a nasty tree troll whose idea of fun is to turn the local
children into wooden dolls. Luckily for the innocent tykes, it's
Ernest the Great to the rescue! Eartha Kitt co-stars as a witchy
woman who warns Ernest about the troll. Also with Austin Nagler,
Shay Astar and Jonas Moscartolo. Directed by John Cherry, story by
John Cherry & Coke Sams, screenplay by Charlie Gale and Coke Sams.
9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Lean On Me
PG13 Time: 108
The inspiring true story of one man's battle to eliminate crime and
drugs in his high school. Morgan Freeman (Driving Miss Daisy) stars
as Joe Clark, the tough, controversial educator who used baseball
bats and bullhorns to single-handedly clean up his deteriorating New
Jersey school.
11:15AM ET/10:15 C
The In-laws
PG13 Time: 97
Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks reprise the roles made famous by
Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as the dads from two different extremes
that meet days before their son and daughter are to marry. Douglas
is Steve Tobias, a fast-talking CIA agent whose dangerous dealings
puts the bride-to-be's podiatrist father Jerry Peyser (Brooks) ill
at ease. Things get worse when Jerry is unwittingly recruited by
Steve to assist him in stopping a deviant French smuggler with a
foot fetish...while still making it back alive in time for the
wedding! With Robin Tunney, Ryan Reynolds, Candice Bergen and
Lindsay Sloane. Written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon, based on the
screenplay "The In-Laws" by Andrew Bergman. Directed by Andrew
Fleming.
1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Blind Date (1987)
PG13 Time: 95
When Bruce Willis and Kim Basinger get together, they prove Murphy's
Law of Dating: everything that can go wrong, does--hilariously. In
this romantic farce from Blake Edwards, Kim's the perfect fix-up for
a big business dinner, until too much champagne sends her--and the
date--haywire. John Larroquette adds to the manic mayhem as he
trails the pair through a night of pratfalls, pitfalls and giddy
sight gags.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Men In Black II
PG13 Time: 88
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay (Smith)
and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret government agency
whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space variety) have gone
their separate ways. Jay has become one of the agency's top guys
while Kay has had his memory wiped and quietly retired to the employ
of the U.S. Postal Service. But an evil alien disguised as a sexy
model arrives with plans to uncover a mysterious light
weapon--prompting Jay into an impromptu reunion with his humorless
former mentor. From there, it's time to break out the big guns as
the sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space
creature in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny
Knoxville, Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn co-star.
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon, screenplay by
Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Mr. Wrong
PG13 Time: 96
A single woman meets the man of her dreams only to be appalled by
his psychotic behavior as they grow closer to marriage in this
comedy. Ellen DeGeneres stars as Martha Alston, a 30-something
bachelorette who is pressured to find love and marriage before she
turns into an old maid. By chance, she meets the wealthy,
handsome--and single--Whitman Crawford (Bill Pullman) who
personifies Mr. Right. But as their admiration grows, Martha is
shocked by Whitman's emergent lunatic behavior including breaking
his pinky finger as a demonstration of true love and spiking her
drink with LSD! Co-starring Joan Cusack, Dean Stockwell, Joan
Plowright, Ellen Cleghorne, John Livingston, Robert Goulet, Polly
Holliday and Louis Anderson. Directed by Nick Castle.
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
The In-laws
PG13 Time: 97
Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks reprise the roles made famous by
Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as the dads from two different extremes
that meet days before their son and daughter are to marry. Douglas
is Steve Tobias, a fast-talking CIA agent whose dangerous dealings
puts the bride-to-be's podiatrist father Jerry Peyser (Brooks) ill
at ease. Things get worse when Jerry is unwittingly recruited by
Steve to assist him in stopping a deviant French smuggler with a
foot fetish...while still making it back alive in time for the
wedding! With Robin Tunney, Ryan Reynolds, Candice Bergen and
Lindsay Sloane. Written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon, based on the
screenplay "The In-Laws" by Andrew Bergman. Directed by Andrew
Fleming.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Sopranos 63: The Test Dream
TVMA Time: 49
Though his affair with Valentina is heating up, Tony can't seem to
get an old flame out of his mind. After digesting an unsavory bit of
news, Tony B. takes out his agita in an all-too-familiar way.
Treating himself to a night's repose in the city, Tony ends up in
another somnolent funhouse.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Deadwood 09: No Other Sons Or Daughters
TVMA Time: 57
With annexation looming, Swearengen calls a meeting to set up an
informal government. Bullock and Alma compare notes on Ellsworth,
and each other; Farnum gets a special-delivery letter from Hickok;
Utter offers Jane a job; and Stubbs prepares to make a go on her
own, with Tolliver's avowed blessings.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
The Matrix Reloaded
R Time: 138
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel
that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity
from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers
as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus
(Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion--
the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix.
But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to
find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to
decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly
dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself
creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo.
Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski
Brothers.
2:25AM ET/1:25 C
Adaptation.
R Time: 115
A neurotic screenwriter's intense inner struggle to adapt a book
about a man who steals a rare flower forms the core of this
"bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining" (Roger Ebert) film from
director Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich). Nicolas Cage does
double duty portraying stressed-out scribe Charlie Kaufman and his
outgoing, but shallow twin brother Donald. Within their drama lies a
second story layer involving the blossoming relationship between the
buttoned-down author (Meryl Streep) whose novel Kaufman is adapting
and the inspiring, but slightly mad flower thief (Chris Cooper, who
won the 2002 Best Supporting Actor Oscar(R) for this performance).
"The boldest and most imaginative studio film of the year" (L.A.
Times).
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1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Stealing Sinatra
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VL 1h 36m
David Arquette and William H. Macy star in this darkly funny Showtime
Original Picture that recounts the outrageous true story of the 1963
kidnapping of Frank Sinatra Jr. (Thomas Ian Nicholas), son of the
world's most famous entertainer - a comedy of errors resulting from
the frustrated dreams of a failed entrepreneur, a $500 loan from
singer Dean Torrence (Eric Johnson) of 'Jan and Dean,' and a bungled
effort by Old Blue Eyes himself to pay a huge ransom in cash. James
Russo and Ryan Browning costar.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Bio-Dome
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 35m
Believing that they're just checking out a new mall, dim-bulb slackers
Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin get locked for a year inside an
experimental habitat called a bio-dome with a team of egghead
scientists. William Atherton, Joey Lauren Adams, Henry Gibson and
Roger Clinton costar in this claustrophobic comedy.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Ulee's Gold
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 53m
In a star turn that garnered him a Golden Globe and an Oscar
nomination, Peter Fonda delivers a "quietly astonishing performance"
("New York Times") as a widowed Vietnam vet who finds redemption when
his remaining family is endangered. Victor Nunez ("Ruby in Paradise")
wrote and directed this distinctively literary character study, which
was nominated for Independent Spirit Awards for Best Feature, Best
Director, Best Male Lead, Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Female
Performance (Patricia Richardson).
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 44m
Comic actor Martin Lawrence ("Big Momma's House," "Black Knight")
returns to his stand-up roots with this hilariously confessional
concert that serves up stinging doses of social commentary and plenty
of dishy revelations about his personal troubles. A tour-de-force
comedy performance from a movie star who proves he's still got serious
chops on a live stage.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Fear Eats The Soul
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VSLD 1h 0m
Damon returns to Chicago to face Teri; Alliance makes Kenny an offer
he can't refuse; Lem collapses and is hospitalized.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Lord of Illusions
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 2h 2m
Scott Bakula ("Quantum Leap," "Enterprise") is a paranormal
investigator probing the odd death of a popular stage magician, an
incident related to the pending resurrection of an evil sorcerer.
Famke Janssen, Kevin J. O'Connor, Daniel Von Bargen, Vincent
Schiavelli and Sheila Tousey costar in writer/director Clive Barker's
blend of the horror and gumshoe detective genres, based on his own
short story "The Last Illusion."
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3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Darkness Falls
A young man returns to his boyhood home to face the fears that have been
haunting him his entire life.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Final Destination 2
After a horrifying premonition of a car accident, a young woman saves herself
and others from their deaths. But has she really outcheated death?
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Darkness Falls
A young man returns to his boyhood home to face the fears that have been
haunting him his entire life.
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9:05AM ET/8:05 C
Ruthless People
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
Murder plots, inept kidnappers, fortune hunters and the "dumbest
person in the world" are the stuff that drive this uproarious black
comedy about a greedy businessman (Danny DeVito) who doesn't want
his kidnapped wife (Bette Midler) returned to him alive. Judge
Reinhold, Helen Slater, Anita Morris and Bill Pullman costar in this
wacky modern take on O. Henry's short story "The Ransom of Red
Chief" from the comedy minds of directors Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
and Jerry Zucker ("Airplane," "The Naked Gun").
10:40AM ET/9:40 C
Star Trek: Nemesis
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard
(Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling
with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious
secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis,
Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven
Culp and Dina Meyer costar.
12:40AM ET/11:40 C
Changing Lanes
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A vengeful game of one-upmanship turns deadly in this urban thriller
about a hotshot young attorney (Ben Affleck) and a recovering
alcoholic (Samuel L. Jackson) whose minor fender-bender devastates
both of their lives and quickly leads to an escalating war of dirty
tricks and manipulation. William Hurt, Toni Collette, Dylan Baker,
Amanda Peet and Sydney Pollack costar in this provocative, acclaimed
film from director Roger Michell ("Notting Hill").
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Enigma
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 59m
Espionage and intrigue are the name of the game in this spy drama
about an intelligence operative (Dougray Scott) during World War II
whose brilliant work on the "Enigma" code-breaking machine has
driven him to nervous exhaustion. After a much-needed leave, he
returns to discover that the Germans have devised an unbreakable
code - and that a one-time lover and co-worker (Saffron Burrows) has
disappeared. Kate Winslet and Jeremy Northam costar in this tense
war thriller from director Michael Apted ("The World is Not
Enough").
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Star Trek: Nemesis
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard
(Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling
with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious
secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis,
Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven
Culp and Dina Meyer costar.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Changing Lanes
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A vengeful game of one-upmanship turns deadly in this urban thriller
about a hotshot young attorney (Ben Affleck) and a recovering
alcoholic (Samuel L. Jackson) whose minor fender-bender devastates
both of their lives and quickly leads to an escalating war of dirty
tricks and manipulation. William Hurt, Toni Collette, Dylan Baker,
Amanda Peet and Sydney Pollack costar in this provocative, acclaimed
film from director Roger Michell ("Notting Hill").
9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Ruthless People
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
Murder plots, inept kidnappers, fortune hunters and the "dumbest
person in the world" are the stuff that drive this uproarious black
comedy about a greedy businessman (Danny DeVito) who doesn't want
his kidnapped wife (Bette Midler) returned to him alive. Judge
Reinhold, Helen Slater, Anita Morris and Bill Pullman costar in this
wacky modern take on O. Henry's short story "The Ransom of Red
Chief" from the comedy minds of directors Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
and Jerry Zucker ("Airplane," "The Naked Gun").
4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Ruthless People
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
Murder plots, inept kidnappers, fortune hunters and the "dumbest
person in the world" are the stuff that drive this uproarious black
comedy about a greedy businessman (Danny DeVito) who doesn't want
his kidnapped wife (Bette Midler) returned to him alive. Judge
Reinhold, Helen Slater, Anita Morris and Bill Pullman costar in this
wacky modern take on O. Henry's short story "The Ransom of Red
Chief" from the comedy minds of directors Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
and Jerry Zucker ("Airplane," "The Naked Gun").
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