Daily HD Programming Guide for Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Wednesday, MAY 26 2004

 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids: Season Finale!

"The Baby, Parts 1 & 2"
Jr. and a very pregnant Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of Summer Breeze (Kelly Coffield), a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation. When Michael mocks the ceremony of dancing around the expectant mother and rubbing a feather on her belly, Summer Breeze gives him the nickname Dark Cloud. A few days later, Michael takes his own approach and writes the perfect script for Jr. and the family to follow for Vanessa's impending trip to the hospital. But the day that Claire takes Kady — and the family car — to the mall is the day when Vanessa goes into labor, forcing the family to forget the script, as Michael frantically watches his perfect plan disintegrate.

No HDTV Tonight
 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Law & Order

"Payback"
When a former bookie is murdered in an apparent professional hit, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) search the victim's background for a possible suspect. However, when the victim turns out to be a mob informant who sent a local kingpin to jail for the past decade, the detectives sets their sights on a real-estate broker moonlighting as a killer-for-hire who is allegedly taking orders from the mob. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.Epatha Merkerson also star.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Law & Order

"Veteran's Day"
When a highly confrontational peace activist is found strangled to death, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) investigate the homicide, discovering that in his final hours the victim was involved in several verbal disputes with police and a local armed forces veteran - Dan Silva (guest star TBD). However, when their investigation uncovers a previous confrontation between the victim and Silva, the detectives believe the homicide to be linked to the veteran's hatred over the victim's beliefs, which he felt were anti-American. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.Epatha Merkerson also star.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order

"City Hall"
When an armed gunman storms city hall, killing a city councilman and wounding a water inspector, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) search through the politician's past in hopes of finding the escaped suspect. However, when they discover the target of the shooting was actually tied to the city's water inspector, the detectives sort through a laundry list of unhappy customers in search of the slayer. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S. Epatha Merkerson also star.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Allison Moorer

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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Urban Wild

"Toronto"
Toronto's wildlife, centered around Lake Ontario, is flourishing. More wildlife dwells in the city today than a century ago. City planners designed many parks and waterways creating inviting habitats for racoons, foxes and the unique black squirrel.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Road Trip

"Orlando - Key West"
Join hosts Steven Lee and Tina Maddigan as they cruise along the coastal highways of Florida. From the theme parks of Orlando to the seaside resorts of Sanibel, this is the ultimate Sunshine State extravaganza.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Road Trip

"Las Vegas - Los Angeles"
Hosts Tina Maddigan and Steven Lee journey through the desert Southwest. Starting out amid the glitz of Las Vegas and after several stops they cross the real London Bridge in Arizona. Then the Yanks Air Museum provides their first views of Los Angeles.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Road Trip

"Nashville - Kitty Hawk"
Set out from Nashville to Kitty Hawk. In the Country Music Capital, jam at the Grand Ole Opry and shake it up on the sidelines of a football game. Enjoy massages and mineral pools at the Grove Park Inn Resort and Spa, and mouthfuls of Carolina barbeque.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Bali--off The Beaten Path

Go to the exotic island of Bali known as the world’s last true hideaway. Experience Bali's unrivaled tropical charm highlighting how the Balinese live and interact with their everyday surroundings.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
End Of Extinction: Cloning The Tasmanian Tiger

Scientists use DNA from a preserved specimen to clone the Tasmanian tiger, a wolf-like Australian marsupial ruthlessly hunted to extinction by English settlers in the 1900's. Dr. Mike Archer's quest to reverse this wrong draws critics and naysayers.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Jen & Tom"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Two Of A Kind"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"A Better Place"
As a single mom, Kathy was determined to give her kids a loving home, and most importantly a college education. Her younger sister, Trish, husband Nelson, and whole family suprise her with a bedroom makeover to show Kathy how much she means to them.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"For The Love Of Art"
Issiah Zagar has spent over 40 years covering every square inch of his home inside and out with colourful ceramic tiles. A Georgia artist has taken to painting the trees in his yard. In New Jersey, Larry Faust has filled his acreage with moving metal creations.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Wild Inventions"
Car artists transform ordinary vehicles into the extraordinary and the comical. A Pontiac Sunbird sprouts wings and becomes the "Nat-mobile". The Push-Me/Pull-You Car doesn't know if it is coming or going, and the big, wheeled flower is always daisy-fresh.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Road Trip

"Orlando - Key West"
Join hosts Steven Lee and Tina Maddigan as they cruise along the coastal highways of Florida. From the theme parks of Orlando to the seaside resorts of Sanibel, this is the ultimate Sunshine State extravaganza.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Road Trip

"Las Vegas - Los Angeles"
Hosts Tina Maddigan and Steven Lee journey through the desert Southwest. Starting out amid the glitz of Las Vegas and after several stops they cross the real London Bridge in Arizona. Then the Yanks Air Museum provides their first views of Los Angeles.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Road Trip

"Nashville - Kitty Hawk"
Set out from Nashville to Kitty Hawk. In the Country Music Capital, jam at the Grand Ole Opry and shake it up on the sidelines of a football game. Enjoy massages and mineral pools at the Grove Park Inn Resort and Spa, and mouthfuls of Carolina barbeque.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Rhythms Of Cuba

Cuba is alive, set afire with music and rhythms of another time and place. Join Cuba's most reknowned musicians as they trace the evolution of their music. Feel your feet tap as you explore the culture and history of Latin American dance and music.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Wild Nights

"A Night In The Savannah"
On the Savannah, the animals savor the moment when the temperature falls and the sky ceases to be blinding. Soon, another world will appear which we call night. State of the art imaging and lighting technology open a world of undisturbed animal behavior.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Rides

"Rods"
Racecar phenom and off-road champion Rod Millen takes a typical, 200-horsepower V6 motor out of a new Lexus and drops it in a V8 for major horsepower. Follow Rod as he re-engineers the entire car.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Extreme Machines: Bridges

Bridges are among our most impressive engineering accomplishments. This program will examine the rigorous design and safety features that must be built into the world's largest bridges.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Rides

"Rods"
Racecar phenom and off-road champion Rod Millen takes a typical, 200-horsepower V6 motor out of a new Lexus and drops it in a V8 for major horsepower. Follow Rod as he re-engineers the entire car.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Extreme Machines: Bridges

Bridges are among our most impressive engineering accomplishments. This program will examine the rigorous design and safety features that must be built into the world's largest bridges.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
We Built This City

"New York"
The quintessential urban oasis, New York is home to millions. Find out how this city grew from a humble Dutch settlement to the home of the first suspension bridge to the very center of the immigration wave at the turn of the 20th century.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Rides

"Rods"
Racecar phenom and off-road champion Rod Millen takes a typical, 200-horsepower V6 motor out of a new Lexus and drops it in a V8 for major horsepower. Follow Rod as he re-engineers the entire car.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Extreme Machines: Bridges

Bridges are among our most impressive engineering accomplishments. This program will examine the rigorous design and safety features that must be built into the world's largest bridges.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Hard Hats & Blue Prints - Geotechnical, structural, civil and mechanical engineering, prewiring, testing wood products, scale models and concrete's versatility architectural details.

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Music Videos

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
2004 Tribeca Film Festival
The House of D World Premiere, Jesus as Celebrity - Back at the red carpet for the world premiere of David Dochovny's directorial debut The House of D, with Robin Williams and Tea Leone. Plus, ABC's Peter Jennings leads a panel exploring how Jesus became the most bankable star in Hollywood, nearly 2000 years after his death.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ladies Man

El Dutchy - Jimmy and Donna discover Bonnie, who has failed her latest driver's test, has been sneaking out at night in their car. Donna decides she should be grounded for six months, which puts them at odds.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition

Kevin Smith, Morgan Spurlock - From the South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin, Texas, Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with director Kevin Smith about Jersey Girl and other films; plus, Super Size Me documentary director Morgan Spurlock.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America

Tombstone, Hilton Head - Co-host Ron Kruck gets arrested in Tombstone, Arizona; the town of Gateway, Colorado shows explosive support for its fire department, and the Gullah culture sings out in celebration on Hilton Head Island.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe

French Riviera - From Nice to St. Tropez, we drop in on the hot spots along the Mediterranean's famous Cote d'Azur. Based in lively Nice, we visit the local beaches and superb modern art museums. A short hop along the Grande Corniche leads to wealthy Monaco. Then it's on to glamorous Cannes and the lively beaches at Juan le Pins and St. Tropez. Inland, we make our own perfume in Grasse.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Wild Secrets

Lions: A pride of Their Own - There comes a time when every young male lion is forced out of the pride in which he was born. Little was known about the lives of these adolescent nomads until a three year study followed three brothers as they struggled to survive in the no man's land between the prides.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Designing America

Frills and Drills! - Tour Time takes us to the home of designer Ann Fox and her husband, builder Randall Underwood. It's country cottage meets renovation luxury! In How Do You Do, it's Part 1 in a series following the design and implementation of a fabulous backyard pool!

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Hollywood HD

Walking Tall Premiere, Kevin Spacey - Talk about Walking Tall! The Rock strolls the red carpet at the premiere of his latest film, Kevin Spacey pledges allegiance to The United States of Leland, fans converge on Universal Citywalk in Los Angeles to meet their favorite soap stars and Charlize Theron and Pierce Brosnan support environmental causes at a Global Green event.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

New Orleans: The Big Easy is Slowly Sinking - HDNet World Report travels to one of America's most unique cities; New Orleans, where the city's very existence is being threatened by slowly...but persistently rising waters.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Iraq: Highway One - HDNet cameras traveled along the deadliest stretch of Iraqi Roadway. Highway One north of Baghdad is home to crime, injuries, bombings and murders. It is one place that will need to be put under control before any peace will be able to take hold.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
InFocus

La Feria Del Caballo - Let's celebrate Spring Fiestas in Southern Spain with visits to the famous horse fair in Jerez and the Cruses de Mayo in the pueblo, Arcos de la Frontera. This part of the Andalusia region is known as the birthplace of Flamenco, Tapas, the toros and the Andalusia stallion.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Brave Combo, Slightly Stupid - True Music's host, Katie Daryl chats it up with 3 original sounding bands. Grammy-winning Brave Combo brings polka to True Music for the first time ever! Hagfish recounts their first record deal and what lead them to break up and then reunite. Plus the guys of Slightly Stupid try to prove their name wrong while giving True Music an acoustic performance.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse - General Burkhalter orders Hogan to disarm what Hogan thinks is a fake, delayed-action bomb resting in the center of Stalag 13.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Charlie's Angels

The Big Tap Out - Sabrina, Jill and Kelly con a compulsive gambler out of his money in order to trap him in his usual method of replenishing his gambling stakes. When notorious gambler-thief Roy David is suspected of burglarizing a securities company of $40,000 to replenish his gambling money, Charlie's Angels are called into the case to obtain the necessary evidence to convict him of the crime.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Fugitive

Gotterdammerung - Gerard learns that Kimble's sister-in-law and attorney plan to help Kimble flee the country.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Major League Soccer

Los Angeles Galaxy @ San Jose Earthquakes
Special Encore Presentation

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Get Out!

Dallas - Join Lindsay and Misty as they party it up in Big D and visit the hot and hip restaurants and bars in Dallas' trendy uptown area.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Cyndi Lauper Live...At Last

Cyndi Lauper performs some of her greatest hits with a twist at this live concert taped in front of an energized audience at New York City's Town Hall. Songs include: True Colors, At Last, She Bop, Girls Wanna Have Fun and much more!

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
In-Laws - Premiere

Married Christmas - Marlene's dad comes to visit for the holiday - and suddenly Matt is not the only one in the house with an abusive father-in-law.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Greetings from Tucson - Premiere

Spiteful Dating - David is happily surprised after a game of truth or dare lands him a date with one of the school cheerleaders, but Maria is determined to keep him out of her social circle.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet

Thompson International Speedway, CT
Special Encore Presentation

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
In-Laws

Married Christmas - Marlene's dad comes to visit for the holiday - and suddenly Matt is not the only one in the house with an abusive father-in-law.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Greetings from Tucson

Spiteful Dating - David is happily surprised after a game of truth or dare lands him a date with one of the school cheerleaders, but Maria is determined to keep him out of her social circle.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet

Thompson International Speedway, CT
Special Encore Presentation

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Higher Definition

John Landis, Hector Babenco - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with director John Landis about his new documentary Slasher which profiles a car salesman, plus, they discuss his Animal House past. And, director Hector Babenco joins us to talk about Carandiru, a film based on real life experiences at the Sao Paulo state prison.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Forensic Factor

Lasting Impressions - The killer waits outside the house, cloaked in darkness. He presses his ear to the window, listening to ensure that his victim is asleep. He breaks through the front door with a crowbar, and silently slips toward the bedroom. The crowbar now becomes his murder weapon as he bludgeons his victim to death. He leaves, walks calmly to his car, and drives off. No one has seen him. But he has unwittingly left a plethora of clues all over the scene.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice

What Color are My Eyes? - A homeless girl is too terrified to testify against her attacker. Rogan risks compromsing his vision for politics. Harris wants to go on a TV dating show with Bauer.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Square Pegs

A Cafeteria Line - Vinnie and Jennifer, Weemawee's "killer couple," are suddenly on the outs when Vinnie is cast as the male lead in the school musical and starts making eyes at his female co-star -- Patty.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Red Bull Flugtag, Austin

Contestants launch themselves off of a 30-foot high ramp into Town Lake in their own human powered machines for cash and prizes.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
An American In Canada

I Dream of Judy - Jake can't hide from his reoccurring dreams about Judy's love for him... He finds Derrick's sister on his couch, Judy in the hosting chair and Aftab with problems of his own at the donut shop. Does the American in Canada finally have to come to terms with his feelings for Judy?
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Lone Wolf McQuade

PG - 1:47 - 1983
Cast: Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara Carrera Director: Steve Carver
Norris shows off his skills as he battles a drug mercenary who killed his partner.

8:05AM ET/7:05 C
We're No Angels

PG-13 - 1:46 - 1989
Cast: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Demi Moore Director: Neil Jordan
Two criminals on the run from the law hide out as priests.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Liberty Heights

R - 2:07 - 1999
Cast: Adrien Brody, Ben Foster, Orlando Jones Director: Barry Levinson
Two brothers explore a world previously unknown to them when their high school is integrated in 1954.

12:15PM ET/11:15 C
King Of The Hill

PG-13 - 1:43 - 1993
Cast: Jesse Bradford, Karen Allen, Elizabeth McGovern Director: Steven Soderbergh
A character study of a young boy living during the depression and his life without his parents.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Harper

NR - 2:01 - 1966
Cast: Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall, Julie Harris Director: Jack Smight
A woman calls on the hot shot detective Harper to investigate the disappearance of her husband.

4:05PM ET/3:05 C
Code of Silence

R - 1:41 - 1985
Cast: Chuck Norris, Henry Silva, Bert Remsen Director: Andrew Davis
A cop, shunned by his fellow officers for ratting one of them out, combats two rival gangs alone.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Revenge

R - 2:03 - 1990
Cast: Kevin Costner, Anthony Quinn, Madeleine Stowe Director: Tony Scott
A pilot falls in love with a powerful and dangerous man's beautiful wife.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
White Man's Burden

R - 1:29 - 1995
Cast: John Travolta, Harry Belafonte, Kelly Lynch Director: Desmond Nakano
This role-reversal story takes place in a fictional America where blacks are members of the upper crust and whites are relegated to inner city ghettos.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Wrong Is Right

R - 1:57 - 1982
Cast: Sean Connery, Katharine Ross, Robert Conrad Director: Richard Brooks
A TV news journalist is fast on the heels of international terrorists who have stolen various nuclear weapons.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
White Man's Burden

R - 1:29 - 1995
Cast: John Travolta, Harry Belafonte, Kelly Lynch Director: Desmond Nakano
This role-reversal story takes place in a fictional America where blacks are members of the upper crust and whites are relegated to inner city ghettos.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Wrong Is Right

R - 1:57 - 1982
Cast: Sean Connery, Katharine Ross, Robert Conrad Director: Richard Brooks
A TV news journalist is fast on the heels of international terrorists who have stolen various nuclear weapons.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Circus

R - 1:35 - 2000
Cast: John Hannah, Famke Janssen, Peter Stormare Director: Rob Walker
A husband and wife con team try to outwit their fellow criminals.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
The Towering Inferno

PG - 2:45 - 1974
Cast: Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, William Holden Director: Allen Irwin and John Guillermin
Disaster film about a nearly completed skyscraper that has faulty wiring, which leads to a massive fire and no rescue plan.
 

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Bingo

PG Time: 89  
Meet the most amazing movie pooch since Benji! Bingo is a circus dog who adopts a football player's family, only to be left behind when they move. But Bingo doesn't give up easily, and sets off from Denver to Green Bay--with lots of charming adventures in between.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Powder

PG13 Time: 111  
The citizens of a small town are thrown for a loop by the emergence of a strange albino youth who has electromagnetic powers, a genius I.Q. and telepathic abilities. With Mary Steenburgen, Sean Patrick Flanery, Lance Henriksen, Jeff Goldblum and Brandon Smith. Written and directed by Victor Salva (Jeepers Creepers).

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Catch Me If You Can

PG13 Time: 140  
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Bend It Like Beckham

PG13 Time: 112  
A talented British teen scores a spot on a local women's soccer team but is forced to hide it from her traditional Indian family. For 18-year-old Jess (Parminder Nagra), her family's ideals of marriage and good cooking take a backseat to idolizing the ball-handling techniques of English soccer star David Beckham. Then she meets Jules (Keira Knightley), a blonde tomboy with a passion for English football, who convinces her to tryout for a women's club. The duo's sharp skills make them excellent teammates...and best friends. But when Jess' parents discover her secret, she is forced to choose between her family's goals--and the ones she scores on the field. With Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Directed by Gurinder Chadha; written by Gurinder Chadha, Paul Mayeda Berges and Guljit Bindra.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Kissing Jessica Stein

R Time: 96  
A straight single girl whose life is all about perfectionism finds herself swirled in a romantic dilemma when she begins a relationship with a bisexual woman in this "charming and witty" (San Francisco Chronicle) romantic comedy. Jennifer Westfeldt stars as Jessica, a copy editor whose blossoming romance with gallery manager Helen (Heather Juergensen) is slowed by endless interruptions and Jessica's hesitation to reveal the details of her new partner's gender! Also with Scott Cohen, Jackie Hoffman and Tovah Feldshuh (A Walk on the Moon) as Jessica's mother.

4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Like Mike

PG Time: 99  
Lil' Bow Wow stars as a young orphan who becomes an NBA superstar when he acquires a pair of sneakers once owned by a basketball legend. The shoes are electrocuted as young Calvin makes a wish to be like his idol and soon he's dribbling circles around the best ball players in the NBA. As Calvin tries to conceal his secret shoes from the media, he leads the L.A. Knights to the playoffs...and continues his search for an adoptive family. Morris Chestnut, Jonathan Lipnicki, Robert Forster, Crispin Glover and Eugene Levy co-star in this hilarious, heartwarming film.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Ricochet

R Time: 102  
Two old enemies battle to the death in this electrifying crime drama. Denzel Washington is an assistant D.A. who once helped send John Lithgow to prison. Now Lithgow's out of the joint--and out for revenge! With Lindsay Wagner and Ice T.

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
48 Hrs.

R Time: 96  
Here is one of the most explosive--and uproarious-- screen partnerships in years! The blockbuster crime adventure has smoo-o-o-th Eddie Murphy as a fast-talking, streetwise con sprung from the pen for two days to help hard-boiled cop Nick Nolte hunt down a pair of vicious killers.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bend It Like Beckham

PG13 Time: 112  
A talented British teen scores a spot on a local women's soccer team but is forced to hide it from her traditional Indian family. For 18-year-old Jess (Parminder Nagra), her family's ideals of marriage and good cooking take a backseat to idolizing the ball-handling techniques of English soccer star David Beckham. Then she meets Jules (Keira Knightley), a blonde tomboy with a passion for English football, who convinces her to tryout for a women's club. The duo's sharp skills make them excellent teammates...and best friends. But when Jess' parents discover her secret, she is forced to choose between her family's goals--and the ones she scores on the field. With Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Directed by Gurinder Chadha; written by Gurinder Chadha, Paul Mayeda Berges and Guljit Bindra.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Shadow Hours

R Time: 91  
Balthazar Getty stars as a young recovering drug addict whose newly rebuilt life gets put to the test by a mysterious man. Peter Weller plays the affluent stranger who claims to be a writer doing research...and who just happens to need somebody to show him the darkest side of L.A. Can Getty withstand the temptation or will he lose everything this time around? Also with Rebecca Gayheart, Brad Dourif and Peter Greene.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Catch Me If You Can

PG13 Time: 140  
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.
 

6:45AM ET/5:45 C
Ernest Goes To Jail

PG Time: 81
The third film in the hilarious Ernest series finds the lovable screwball serving hard time in the county jail, thanks to the doings of a treacherous criminal. Jim Varney stars in the dual roles of the ever-gullible Ernest and the lookalike bad guy, who has designs on stealing the bank's money...and Ernest's girlfriend! Gailard Sartain, Bill Byrge, Barbara Bush (not the former First Lady), Barry Scott, Randall (Tex) Cobb and Charles Napier co-star. Directed by John Cherry, written by Charlie Cohen.

8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Good Burger

PG Time: 95
Honest Ed and lazy Dexter love the little fast-food joint they work for, so it's no wonder they go bonkers when a big burger empire threatens to fry the place. Laughs are well-done in this good-natured comedy.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Eddie

PG13 Time: 100
Whoopi Goldberg is a load-mouthed basketball fan hired to coach the long-suffering New York Knicks in an effort to boost game-day attendance. Goldberg plays Eddie Franklin, an outspoken lifelong Knicks fan and relentless critic of management's on and off court decisions. The Knicks owner knows his team is pitiful and attendance at Madison Square Garden is slipping away. His solution? Find new knockout cheerleaders, fire the long-standing coach...and hire fan-favorite Eddie to manage the team. Cameo appearances from Dennis Rodman, Donald Trump, David Letterman and former NYC mayor Ed Koch. Co-starring Frank Langella, Dennis Farina, Richard Jenkins, Lisa Ann Walter and John Benjamin Hickey. Directed by Steve Rash.

12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Juwanna Mann

PG13 Time: 91
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Beavis And Butt-head Do America

PG13 Time: 80
Huh huh huh. Heh-heh. See America's favorite teenage buffoons go bonkers when somebody steals their TV set--and their purpose in life! In this hilarious animated feature, B & B hit the road and practically demolish the nation with their stoopid antics. From the mighty redwoods to the fruited plain to Washington, D.C., no one is spared--not the FBI, not motherhood, not even Chelsea Clinton. By the time the boys are finished, America is well done (heh heh).

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Emma

PG Time: 120
A high-society girl helps her friends find love while playing matchmaker in this adaptation of Jane Austen's novel. Gwyneth Paltrow stars as Emma Woodhouse, a beautiful British society girl who makes it her duty to find her plain friend Harriet a respectable suitor. The pretentious Rev. Elton shows a minute interest, but it is humble farmer Martin who captures Harriet's heart. Upon Emma's insistence that classes shouldn't mix, Harriet pursues Elton. However, when his true feelings are revealed, Emma's good-intentions complicate everyone's love life. Co-starring Toni Colette, Alan Cumming, Jeremy Northam, Ewan McGregor, Greta Scaccho and Juliet Stevenson. Written and directed by Douglas McGrath.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Sopranos 64: Long Term Parking

TVMA Time: 56
With the feds pulling a new trump card, Adriana ponders her options. Tony B. unloads some heavy baggage on Tony, and vice-versa; Johnny Sack makes Tony an offer he can refuse; and Tony offers Carmela a deal to make her real-estate dreams come true.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Deadwood 10: Mister Wu

TVMA Time: 52
An opium theft leaves Swearengen trying to find common language with his supplier, as well as navigating tricky waters to deal with the mess. Meanwhile, Silas Adams, bagman for the magistrate from Yankton, arrives with bad news for Swearengen; Bullock regrets having raised his hand at the government meeting; Merrick proposes Deadwood's first "club"; and an unwelcome Rev. Smith gravitates to the Gem and its new piano.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Queen Of The Damned

R Time: 101
The vampire Lestat reawakens as a blood-drinking rock star in this adaptation of the third volume in Anne Rice's popular Vampire Chronicles. Stuart Townsend stars as the brooding Lestat who comes out of hibernation with plans for a concert that will bring prominence to the secretive vampire ranks--much to their chagrin. But far more dangerously, he has awakened the long-petrified Queen Akasha (late pop singer Aaliyah), a vampire of royal descent whose powers go far beyond anything Lestat has ever seen! With Marguerite Moreau, Vincent Perez and Paul McGann.

2:15AM ET/1:15 C
Laurel Canyon

R Time: 103
Frances McDormand stars as a music producer whose rock-'n'-roll career conflicts with her son's conservative lifestyle in their Laurel Canyon home. Jane Bentley (McDormand) is an award-winning producer who hangs with strung-out rockers and dates a 20-year-old singer. When her conservative son Sam (Christian Bale) and his equally uptight fiancee Alex (Kate Beckinsale) arrive at Jane's Laurel Canyon home for a vacation, they are disappointed to find Jane and her musician friends already occupying the house. The sex-and-drugs setting impacts the young couple in surprisingly different ways that leads them down a daring new path. Natascha McElhone (Solaris) and Alessandro Nivola co-star. Written and directed by Lisa Cholodenko (High Art).

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Cyborg

R Time: 86
Jean-Claude Van Damme battles a band of post-apocalyptic anarchists while helping a cyborg reach doctors who need her in their efforts to save a future world decimated by a killer plague. Deborah Richter, Vincent Klyn, Alex Daniels and Dayle Haddon co-star. Directed by Albert Pyun.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Juwanna Mann

PG13 Time: 91
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.

 

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Rock My World

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 47m
Strapped for cash, an English lord and lady (Peter O'Toole and Joan Plowright) act as hired servants for a rock band that temporarily occupies their stately countryside manor in this culture-clash comedy that costars Alicia Silverstone ("Clueless'), Jaimz Woolvett, Martin Clune and Lochlyn Munro. Also known as "Global Heresy."

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Robocop 3

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 45m
The cyborg law enforcer (Robert Burke) takes on a ninja nemesis while on a mission to help Detroit residents from being pushed out of their homes by The Company in this action-packed sci-fi sequel costarring Nancy Allen, Rip Torn, CCH Pounder and Mako.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Deuces Wild

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 37m
From the director of "The Basketball Diaries" comes this blazing drama about New York street gang warfare circa 1958. After their brother died of a drug overdose, Deuces gang members Leon (Stephen Dorff) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) vowed to keep narcotics off their Brooklyn turf - but during a sweltering summer of violence and conflict with a rival outfit called the Vipers theirs is an increasingly tough promise to keep. Matt Dillon, Fairuza Balk, Drea De Matteo, Vincent Pastore, Frankie Muniz and James Franco costar in this pulpy period picture.

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Rock My World

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 47m
Strapped for cash, an English lord and lady (Peter O'Toole and Joan Plowright) act as hired servants for a rock band that temporarily occupies their stately countryside manor in this culture-clash comedy that costars Alicia Silverstone ("Clueless'), Jaimz Woolvett, Martin Clune and Lochlyn Munro. Also known as "Global Heresy."

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
Barbershop

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 43m
An all-star cast enlivens this box office smash, a sleeper hit starring Ice Cube as Calvin, the owner of a Chicago barbershop who wants to sell the establishment and move away from his crime-ridden neighborhood. But when he finally decides to accept a buyer's offer, Calvin finally begins to see the value of his long-time family business to his tight-knit community. Eve, Cedric the Entertainer, Anthony Anderson, Troy Garity and Sean Patrick Thomas costar in this feel-good hit.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Don't Think This Hasn't Been Fabulous

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - LD 1h 0m
In the fourth season finale, Damon makes one final effort to win the love of Teri, who makes a surprising career choice; a recovering Lem finds some respect and reconciles with Bird; Maxine enjoys a windfall.


 

7:45AM ET/6:45 C
Hollywood Homicide

Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers continually interfere with their detective work.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
The Glass Shield

The first black officer assigned to a racist Los Angeles Sheriff's office discovers the facts of life.

3:35PM ET/2:35 C
Hollywood Homicide

Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers continually interfere with their detective work.

5:35PM ET/4:35 C
What's Cooking

Tensions between family members arise and hilarity ensues when four ethnically diverse Los Angeles families set about preparing a Thanksgiving meal.

11:15PM ET/10:15 C
Hollywood Homicide

Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched L.A. cops whose second careers continually interfere with their detective work.


 

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Comic Book Villains

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
The owners of rival small-town comic book stores wage a nerdy war of commerce and thievery with each other when a priceless collection of comics becomes available in this offbeat comedy starring Donal Logue, Michael Rapaport, Natasha Lyonne, Eileen Brennan, D.J. Qualls and Cary Elwes.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Bowling for Columbine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 0m
Director and star Michael Moore ("Roger & Me") stirred up controversy - and won an Oscar for Best Documentary Feature - with this dissection of America's fascination with firearms, a skillful work of agitprop that is by turns infuriating, disturbing and hilarious as the rotund host gets a free gun with his new bank account, pays an impromptu visit to NRA chief Charlton Heston, and visits with a survivor of the Columbine High School shootings.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Red Corner

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 3m
While on business in China, American lawyer Richard Gere is accused of murdering a young Chinese woman with whom he slept, and must navigate the bizarre waters of Chinese "justice" with his court-appointed attorney (Bai Ling). John Avnet directed this suspense thriller.

10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Comic Book Villains

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
The owners of rival small-town comic book stores wage a nerdy war of commerce and thievery with each other when a priceless collection of comics becomes available in this offbeat comedy starring Donal Logue, Michael Rapaport, Natasha Lyonne, Eileen Brennan, D.J. Qualls and Cary Elwes.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Mr. Jones

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 54m
Richard Gere and Lena Olin weave a compelling web of human emotion as Mr. Jones, an oddly charming, manic-depressive piano prodigy, and Dr. Libby Bowen, the compassionate psychiatrist who's increasingly drawn to this extraordinary patient.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Roadhouse 66

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
CCAP
R 1h 35m
An upper-class motorist (Judge Reinhold) and the hitchhiker (Willem Dafoe) he has picked up encounter problems in a small Arizona town when the car breaks down. Kaaren Lee, Kate Vernon, Stephen Elliott and Alan Autry costar in this action-adventure.

5:05AM ET/4:05 C
Comic Book Villains

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
The owners of rival small-town comic book stores wage a nerdy war of commerce and thievery with each other when a priceless collection of comics becomes available in this offbeat comedy starring Donal Logue, Michael Rapaport, Natasha Lyonne, Eileen Brennan, D.J. Qualls and Cary Elwes.
 

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