Summary

This daily HDTV programming guide for Memorial Day, May 31, 2004 lists scheduled broadcasts across multiple networks including CBS, TNT, PBS, and HDNet. Notable HD offerings include NBA Playoffs coverage of the Minnesota Timberwolves vs. Los Angeles Lakers on TNT.

Source document circa 2004 preserved as-is

 


MONDAY, MAY 31 2004

 

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No HDTV Tonight.

                        



DAYTIME HDTV

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Yes, Dear


"Pimpin' Ain't Easy"
Greg forces Kim to escort his boss, Mr. Savitsky, to an art gallery event, but quickly wishes he hadn't when Kim and Savitsky get a little too friendly. Meanwhile, Logan begins going out wearing only his underwear in protest against wearing Dominic's hand-me-downs.


8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Still Standing


"Still Narcing"
To Bill’s delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he becomes the basketball team’s statistician, but his feelings quickly fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their "errand boy." When Bill attempts to remedy the situation, the team instantly demotes Brian from cool statistician to school mascot, prompting Judy to come to the rescue.
 


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond


"Crazy Chin"
Amy’s parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

 

 

 

 

 

 


9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men


"I Remember The Coatroom,I Just Don't Remember You"
Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Evelyn forgets that it's cake, not alcohol, that's traditionally served at a child's birthday party, and she proceeds to party in her own way.


10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami


"Money For Nothing"
No Description Available.

 

 

 


 

  


11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno


Cameron Diaz, Morris Day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven


"The Anniversary"
Matt (guest star Barry Watson) returns to Glenoak to celebrate a special anniversary with Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) and tries desperately to avoid seeing the rest of the family. However, when Lucy (Beverley Mitchell) discovers the secret, she, Eric (Stephen Collins) and Annie (Catherine Hicks) go crazy trying to figure out why he's in town. Meanwhile, Martin (guest star Tyler Hoechlin) shares something special with Cecilia (Ashlee Simpson); Annie lets it slip to nurse Kelly (guest star Debi Mazar) that Matt and Sarah (Sarah Daniele Madison) are married; and Vic (guest star Bryan Callen) invites Paris (guest star Shannon Kenny) to spend a special evening with him, but she doesn't want to go because she thinks he might propose.

 



No HDTV Tonight

 

06:00 AM Pensacola: Wings of Gold Crash Test
 
07:00 AM The Lost World Stranded
 
08:00 AM Law & Order Marathon  Night and Fog
 
09:00 AM Law & Order Marathon  Promises to Keep
 
10:00 AM Law & Order Marathon  Point of View
 
11:00 AM Law & Order Marathon  Extended Family
 
12:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Jurisdiction
 
01:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Cruel and Unusual
 
02:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Performance
 
03:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Seed
 
04:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Shadow
 
05:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Blood
 
06:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Whose Monkey Is It Anyway?
 
07:00 PM Law & Order Marathon  Tragedy on Rye
 
08:00 PM Law & Order 3 Dawg Night
 
09:00 PM TNT Sports  NBA Tip-Off Presented by Gatorade
 
09:15 PM NBA Playoffs Minnesota Timberwolves @ Los Angeles Lakers
HDTV
12:00 AM TNT Sports  Inside the NBA
 
12:30 AM X-Files Nisei (1)
 
01:30 AM X-Files  731 (2)
 
02:30 AM X-Files  War of the Coprophages
 
03:30 AM Movie Fog, The
 
05:30 AM LAPD Life on the Beat LAPD Ep. 3137
 

  

MORNING

6:00am Boohbah
 
6:30am Boohbah
 
7:00am Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks
 
7:30am Clifford's Puppy Days
Keeping Cool /Socks and Snooze
8:00am Japan: Memoirs of a Secret Empire
The Way of the Samurai
11:00am Nature
Intimate Enemies: Lions and Buffalo

AFTERNOON 

noon Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
1:00pm Ocean Wilds
Sperm Whale Oasis
2:00pm Ayers Rock, A 'Naked Planet' Special
 
3:00pm The Dead Sea: A 'Naked Planet' Special
The Dead Sea
4:00pm Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
 
4:30pm The Desert Speaks
Great Basin National Park
5:00pm Great Museums
 
5:30pm Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
 

EVENING

6:00pm Smart Gardening
 
6:30pm Tracks Ahead
 
7:00pm The Desert Speaks
 
7:30pm Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
 
8:00pm History Detectives
Episode 8: Ventriloquist Dummy, Home of Lincoln Assassination Plot and Gouverneur Morris' Body
9:00pm Eye of the Beholder: The Artistry of James Hubbel
 
10:00pm Nature
Intimate Enemies: Lions and Buffalo
 

LATE NIGHT

11:00pm History Detectives
Episode 8: Ventriloquist Dummy, Home of Lincoln Assassination Plot and Gouverneur Morris' Body
midnight Eye of the Beholder: The Artistry of James Hubbell
 
1:00am Nature
Intimate Enemies: Lions and Buffalo
2:00am Great Museums
 
2:30am Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
 
3:00am Smart Gardening
 
3:30am Tracks Ahead
 
4:00am The Desert Speaks
 
4:30am Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
 
5:00am Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
 
5:30am The Desert Speaks
Great Basin National Park
 

 

 

8:00 PM The West Wing
 
9:00 PM The West Wing
 
10:00 PM The West Wing
 
11:00 PM The West Wing
 

 



 


NO PROGRAMING AVAILABLE.

 


7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Kirov Opera: Peter Ilyitch Tchaifovsky: Maze


TV-G
Runtime: 2:38

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody


PG
Runtime: 1:28

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia


NR
Runtime: 2:58

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Mr. Olympia From Las Vegas


TV-14
Runtime: 2:25

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
In Theaters


TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
NBA Classics: Heat @ Knicks E. Semis 2000


NR
Runtime: 1:57

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Discoveries...America: Utah


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #5


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
USA Rugby Sevens #8


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: A Celtic Treasure


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
MLB: 05/31 Colorado @ San Diego


NR
Runtime: 3:30

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Lance Armstrong Chronicles #5


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:30

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Discoveries...America: Utah


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Soccer: Chivas-Morelia


NR
Runtime: 2:58

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Twilight Zone # 1: The Lineman


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:40

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Anime: Noir #14


TV-14
Runtime: 0:25

6:15AM ET/5:15 C
Journey Into Amazing Caves (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:38


 


7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Bedazzled

TV-14
Runtime: 1:45

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Mr. Olympia From Las Vegas


TV-14
Runtime: 2:25

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Olympic Treasures: Los Angeles 1984


NR
Runtime: 4:35

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Brain Game #18

TV-G
Runtime: 0:24

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Laura McKenzie's Traveler: Scotland


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody


PG
Runtime: 1:28

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone # 1: The Lineman


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:40

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
Laura McKenzie's Traveler: Scotland


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28

8:45PM ET/7:45 C
Journey Into Amazing Caves (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:38

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
On The Edge #7


TV-MA
Runtime: 0:29

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Discoveries...America: Utah


TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone # 1: The Lineman


TV-PG
Runtime: 0:40

11:45PM ET/10:45 C
The Living Sea (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:40

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Brain Game #18


TV-G
Runtime: 0:24

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Order In


TV-G
Runtime: 0:30

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Bedazzled


TV-14
Runtime: 1:45

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
College Baseball: Arizona State @ Arizona

NR
Runtime: 3:00
 

DATE SHOW TIME (ET)
Jun. 01 2004 NBA EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
INDIANA PACERS VS. DETROIT PISTONS
THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS AUBURN HILLS, MI USA
GAME #6 (IF NECESSARY)
8:00 pm to
10:30 pm
Jun. 03 THE MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT PRESENTED BY MORGAN STANLEY
PGA TOUR
FIRST ROUND
4:00 pm to
7:00 pm
Jun. 03 2004 NBA EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
DETROIT PISTONS VS. INDIANA PACERS
CONSECO FIELDHOUSE INDIANAPOLIS, IN USA
GAME #7 (IF NECESSARY)
8:00 pm to
10:30 pm
Jun. 04 THE MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT PRESENTED BY MORGAN STANLEY
PGA TOUR
DUBLIN, OH, USA
SECOND ROUND
4:00 pm to
7:00 pm
Jun. 19 2004 NCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #3
2:30 pm to
5:30 pm
Jun. 19 2004 NCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #4
7:00 pm to
10:00 pm
Jun. 20 2004 NCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #5
2:00 pm to
5:00 pm
Jun. 20 ESPN'S SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL
NEW YORK YANKEES VS LOS ANGELES DODGERS
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA
8:00 pm to
11:00 pm
Jun. 23 ESPN'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL PRESENTED BY BANK ONE 7:00 pm to
10:00 pm
Jun. 27 2004 NCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES - CHAMPIONSHIP
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #2
3:00 pm to
6:00 pm
Jun. 27 ESPN'S SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL
NEW YORK METS VS NEW YORK YANKEES
BRONX, NY, USA
8:00 pm to
11:00 pm
Jun. 28 2004 NCAA COLLEGE WORLD SERIES - CHAMPIONSHIP
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #3
7:00 pm to
10:00 pm
Jul. 04 ESPN'S SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL 8:00 pm to
11:00 pm
Jul. 05 ESPN'S MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
CINCINNATI REDS VS ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
ST. LOUIS, MO, USA
2:00 pm to
5:00 pm
Jul. 07 ESPN'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL PRESENTED BY BANK ONE 7:00 pm to
10:00 pm





 





6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome


Strikes, Spares & Renos - Wood flooring, cork flooring, linoleum, vinyl and carpeting, security, choosing a mortgage and the historical Hamersley House.

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Designing America


Winery - A trip to the wine country of Napa Valley, California, and a tour of the stunning hilltop home there of the former U.S. Ambassador to Austria Kathryn Hall as well as an interior designer's view of a French Moderne home in Fort Worth, Texas.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
White Hot Winter


Quebec City (Mont Ste. Anne, LeMassif) - Where else in North America can you ski all day long, and spend the evening soaking up European atmosphere? White Hot Winter in Quebec City is all about ice. We go ice climbing at Montemorency Falls, the tallest (frozen) waterfall in North America. Yep, taller than Niagara Falls. After a day of skiing LeMassif, and Mount Ste. Anne, we visit the Ice Hotel.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Red Bull Flugtag, Austin


Contestants launch themselves off of a 30-foot high ramp into Town Lake in their own human powered machines for cash and prizes.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money


The Music Box - To Nicholas' dismay, Effie invites Finn up to their place for cocktails in an effort to get to know her daughter's boyfriend's father better.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition


Saved!, Tilda Swinton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with director Brian Dannelly about the making of his first feature film Saved!, plus, actress Tilda Swinton stops by to talk about her new movie Young Adam.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America


Taos, New Mexico - It's a town known for its art, culture and centuries of traditions. But as the community and population continue to grow, commercial businesses are making their way into the town. Can tradition and commercialism mix? Find out as host Ron Kruck explores Taos, New Mexico.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe


Naples & the Amalfi Coast - Deep in the heart of Italy, Naples is the ideal launching point for exploring that country's great historic treasures. Marvel at Pompeii, visit stylish Sorrento and drive the thrilling Amalfi coast.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
InFocus


IMAX Amazing Journeys - Experience some of nature's most incredible spectacles as millions of creatures undertake extraordinary journeys of survival.

10:40AM ET/9:40 C
InFocus


IMAX - The Greatest Places - The Greatest Places will take you on a journey to seven of the most geographically dynamic locations on Earth. Witness the greatest collection of diversity ever produced.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Hollywood HD


Godsend Premiere - Hollywood takes a dip into the gene pool for the medical thriller Godsend and we're at the star-studded premiere, plus two enterprising actresses channel Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on stage -- and the results are hilarious.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Smart Travels Europe


Berlin - World-class cultural sites, dynamic architecture and unstoppable energy, Berlin is a city on the move. We visit the museums –ancient treasures at the Pergamon and Egyptian museums, and German Expressionism at the Neue Nationalgalerie. From Potzdamer Platz to Checkpoint Charlie, we feel the past and see the future in Berlin.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
HDNet World Report


America: A Big Loss for a Small Town - World Report travels to the small and patriotic town of Dubois, Wyoming where the residents are dealing with the loss of one of their native sons to the conflict in Iraq. The marine who was killed comes from a family that is known to nearly the entire town, and everyone in town took time to honor him at his funeral.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music


Crystal Method, Deborah Cox, Roc Project - True Music has gone underground! That's right, if you like, techno, dance or house music then this show will definately make you move. The world famous DJ's of Crystal Method are headlining today's show. Plus Deborah Cox and Roc Project both sing out on the show.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Across America


Tombstone, Hilton Head - Co-host Ron Kruck gets arrested in Tombstone, Arizona; the town of Gateway, Colorado shows explosive support for its fire department, and the Gullah culture sings out in celebration on Hilton Head Island.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
SCCA Speed Touring Car Championship - LIVE!


Sports cars like the Acura RSX and the BMW 325i race at Lime Rock, Connecticut.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Mazdaspeed Miata Cup - LIVE!


Second race of performance-enhanced Mazda Miatas at Lime Rock, Connecticut.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
SCCA Speed GT Championship - LIVE!


Lime Rock, CT, race showcasing many top-end sports cars, like the Audi RS6, BMW M3 and the Porsche 911

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Alison Krauss & Union Station


This incredible performance by Alison Krauss and Union Station at the Louisville Palace in Louisville, Kentucky blends bluegrass, jazz and folk. In 1995 Alison Krauss won the grammy award for female country vocalist of the year. This awesome performance finds bluegrass's most celebrated crossover band at the top of it's game.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Sheryl Crow - C'mon America


On the heels of her greatest hits CD The Very Best of Sheryl Crow, this concert special shows off Crow at her very best. Shot outdoors in high definition, Crow performs for more than 5000 fans in Dayton, Ohio.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere


The Marriage of Heaven and Hell - Sonny's impending marriage to a syndicate boss' daughter begins a supposedly businesslike realignment of "families," but Vinnie learns that the wedding is a pre-text for a bloody gang war.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere

Crazy in Rio - Freddy Pickering, the great, great nephew of the founder of Pickering Industries becomes the new head of the company, and the man is just plain nuts. (Conan O'Brien guest stars)

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere


Key West - Fun in the sun as the Get Out! crew gets a change in latitude and a change in attitude. The girls seek out the pleasures of the abundant water sports Key West has to offer plus parties it up on Duval Street.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations


Spring Break Cancun - Join top bikini models as they set sail on a series of adventures to exotic locales. Tonight, Hawaiian Tropic bikini models gone wild at Spring Break Cancun, known as the largest party in the world. Hide the kids!

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The Newsroom - Premiere


Never Read Symptoms - George dodges jury duty in an animal rights case and ends up entangled with virus infected monkeys. Allen suffers from prostate cancer, Alzheimer's and a brain tumor.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy


The Marriage of Heaven and Hell - Sonny's impending marriage to a syndicate boss' daughter begins a supposedly businesslike realignment of "families," but Vinnie learns that the wedding is a pre-text for a bloody gang war.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe


Crazy in Rio - Freddy Pickering, the great, great nephew of the founder of Pickering Industries becomes the new head of the company, and the man is just plain nuts. (Conan O'Brien guest stars)

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!


Key West - Fun in the sun as the Get Out! crew gets a change in latitude and a change in attitude. The girls seek out the pleasures of the abundant water sports Key West has to offer plus parties it up on Duval Street.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations


Spring Break Cancun - Join top bikini models as they set sail on a series of adventures to exotic locales. Tonight, Hawaiian Tropic bikini models gone wild at Spring Break Cancun, known as the largest party in the world. Hide the kids!

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Newsroom


Never Read Symptoms - George dodges jury duty in an animal rights case and ends up entangled with virus infected monkeys. Allen suffers from prostate cancer, Alzheimer's and a brain tumor.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Blues Traveler


Thinnest of Air, Live at Red Rocks - On July 4th, Blues Traveler celebrated the nation's birthday with one of the country's most breathtaking venues and the fireworks of Denver as a backdrop. Don't miss this collection of old favorites and new classics.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Presidio Med


When Approaching A Let-Go - As Letty examines a cable car worker believed to have carpal tunnel syndrome, she discovers that he has a serious heart problem. Unbeknownst to the patient, he had a regulatory device placed on his pulmonary artery as a child, and it was never removed. Jules begins reviewing sperm donors to eventually fertilize her eggs--and Slingerland continues to lobby for the role.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Square Pegs


A Simple Attachment - Marshall hopes his science fair project, a "love detector," will convince lauren that she's in love with him. Instead the gadget goes haywire, turning Weemawee High's social circle into a social mess.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Bass Champs


2002 Bass Champs Classic Day One - Day One of the Classic on Lake Lewisville with over 80,000 dollars on the line.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Wild Secrets


Bowerbird: Labour of Love - When it comes to attracting a female, good looks are never enough. As every bowerbird knows you need a tasteful blue decor and a great dance routine. A natural history soap opera played out over one mating season in South East Australia.
 



 






7:15AM ET/6:15 C
Permanent Record

PG-13 - 1:31 - 1988
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Alan Boyce, Michelle Meyrink Director: Marisa Silver
A student begins to understand the reasons behind his best friend's suicide.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
The Towering Inferno


PG - 2:45 - 1974
Cast: Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, William Holden Director: Allen Irwin and John Guillermin
Disaster film about a nearly completed skyscraper that has faulty wiring, which leads to a massive fire and no rescue plan.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
The Great Waldo Pepper


PG - 1:47 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Bo Svenson, Susan Sarandon Director: George Roy Hill
A pilot begins a movie career in an attempt to claim the glory he missed in WWI.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
None But The Brave


NR - 1:45 - 1965
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands Director: Frank Sinatra
American troops agree to a temporary truce with Japanese soldiers when they are both stranded on an island.

3:15PM ET/2:15 C
The Green Berets


NR - 2:21 - 1968
Cast: John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton Director: Ray Kellogg
John Wayne leads a team of highly specialized troops into Vietnam to capture an opposing general.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Battle Of The Bulge


NR - 2:43 - 1965
Cast: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan Director: Ken Annakin
Reenactment of the battle during the winter of 1944, when Hitler planned a secret offensive to recapture lost territory.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Heaven and Earth


R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after the war.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Hamburger Hill


R - 1:49 - 1987
Cast: Anthony Barrile, Don Cheadle, Dylan McDermott Director: John Irvin
A vivid and realistic Vietnam war film about the gruesome battle for Hamburger Hill.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Lost Souls


R - 1:37 - 2000
Cast: Winona Ryder, Ben Chaplin, Phillip Baker Hall Director: Janusz Kaminski
A group of exorcists become aware of a plan that would allow the devil to walk the earth in human form.

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Eye Of The Storm


R - 1:33 - 1992
Cast: Dennis Hopper, Lara Flynn Boyle, Bradley Gregg Director: Yuri Zeltser
At a highway gas station two young boys witness their parents' murders. Ten years later, the tragedy may have caused one of them to be psychotic.

4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Midnight In St. Petersburg


R - 1:29 - 1997
Cast: Michael Caine, Michelle Rene Thomas, Jason Connery Director: Doug Jackson
Michael Caine reprises his role as a British secret agent hunting down terrorists with stolen plutonium.

5:50AM ET/4:50 C
Cromwell


G - 2:19 - 1970
Cast: Richard Harris, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley Director: Ken Hughes
The story of Oliver Cromwell's passionate crusade against Charles I during the British Civil War.
 

 


 


6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Hot To Trot


PG Time: 83  
Take it right from the horse's mouth: the four-legged star of this frisky comedy has all the best lines. But Don the Horse's human co-stars do their best to keep up! Comic Bob Goldthwait inherits Don as well as half a stock brokerage--and Don's inside info has them riding high. But sleazy stepdad Dabney Coleman has a scheme to ruin them! Bales of fun featuring John Candy as the voice of Don.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Airheads


PG13 Time: 92  
Is this any way to get to be a star? All three heavy metal rockers want is for the local radio station to play their tape. When they're told to get lost, they pull water pistols and take the station hostage. Now they're a media event! Rockin' comedy with Joe Mantegna, Chris Farley, Michael Richards, Michael McKean, Amy Locane, Ernie Hudson and Judd Nelson.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Enough


PG13 Time: 115  
A pretty waitress's storybook romance with a handsome customer takes a nightmarish turn in this thriller starring Jennifer Lopez. Slim (Lopez) waits tables in a small L.A. diner when she quickly finds herself swept off her feet--and right down the aisle--by a wealthy contractor named Mitch (Billy Campbell). Several years and a baby later, Slim discovers that Mitch has been cheating, but her accusation leaves her beaten and on the run for her life. With no one to help her, Slim learns to defend herself--while bracing for an inevitable confrontation with the malevolent Mitch. Juliette Lewis, Dan Futterman and Noah Wyle co-star. Directed by Michael Apted (The World is Not Enough).

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Kangaroo Jack


PG Time: 89  
Two luckless pals chase a wild kangaroo through the Australian Outback when it hops off wearing a jacket pocketed with mob money in this delightful family comedy. When best friends Louis and Charlie accidentally get on the wrong side of Charlie's mob boss stepfather (Christopher Walken), the crime king gives the friends a business assignment--deliver a wad of cash to an associate in Australia. Once in the Outback, the pair have an unexpected crash involving a kangaroo which presents a great photo op--until the stunned marsupial hops away wearing Louis's jacket with the all-important loot in the pocket! With the help of a beautiful wildlife expert, Charlie and Louis pursue the brutish "Jackie Legs" while trying to elude the mob thugs on their tail. Starring Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren, Michael Shannon and Christopher Walken. Written by Steve Bing and Scott Rosenberg, based on a story by Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien. Directed by David McNally.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Old School


TVMA Time: 91  
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing, streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo (Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star. Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Feardotcom


R Time: 101  
An S & M-styled website unlocks a doorway to torturous terrors for its unwitting visitors in this dark horror film. Stephen Dorff stars as a detective investigating a series of mysterious deaths that spark fears of an Ebola outbreak. He teams up with a pretty Department of Health researcher (Natascha McElhone), and together they follow the grisly clues to www.feardotcom.com, a bondage site that is so realistic, it's literally frightening its victims to death by bringing their nightmares to life. Stephen Rea co-stars as the sadistic gorehound who is behind the site's hellish horrors. Also with Udo Kier, Amelia Curtis and Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator). Directed by William Malone; screenplay by Josephine Coyle.

3:45PM ET/2:45 C
Eight Legged Freaks


PG13 Time: 99  
No Description Available.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Catch Me If You Can


PG13 Time: 140  
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Kangaroo Jack


PG Time: 89  
Two luckless pals chase a wild kangaroo through the Australian Outback when it hops off wearing a jacket pocketed with mob money in this delightful family comedy. When best friends Louis and Charlie accidentally get on the wrong side of Charlie's mob boss stepfather (Christopher Walken), the crime king gives the friends a business assignment--deliver a wad of cash to an associate in Australia. Once in the Outback, the pair have an unexpected crash involving a kangaroo which presents a great photo op--until the stunned marsupial hops away wearing Louis's jacket with the all-important loot in the pocket! With the help of a beautiful wildlife expert, Charlie and Louis pursue the brutish "Jackie Legs" while trying to elude the mob thugs on their tail. Starring Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren, Michael Shannon and Christopher Walken. Written by Steve Bing and Scott Rosenberg, based on a story by Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien. Directed by David McNally.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Old School


TVMA Time: 91  
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing, streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo (Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star. Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong.

12:35AM ET/11:35 C
Phone Booth


R Time: 80  
Answering a call at a midtown Manhattan phone booth puts an arrogant publicist in the sights of a demented sniper in this heart-stopping Hitchcockian thriller. Colin Farrell (Daredevil) stars as Stu Shepard, a media guru who is trapped by an unseen gunman who is armed with bullets...as well as with intimate personal details of Stu's life. When the crisis turns deadly, it's up to Stu to turn the tables on the madman--but first he must convince the cops that he's not the killer! Forest Whitaker, Katie Holmes, Radha Mitchell and Kiefer Sutherland co-star. Directed by Joel Schumacher; written by Larry Cohen.

3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Owning Mahowny

R Time: 105  
A bank manager slips into a downward spiral as he embezzles money from the institution to feed his gambling addiction. Philip Seymour Hoffman stars in the true story of Dan Mahowny, a Canadian bank manager who pocketed millions from his own branch in the early 1980s--only to lose it all on the gambling floors of Atlantic City and Las Vegas. Minnie Driver co-stars as Mahowny's unassuming girlfriend who works with him at the bank. Screenplay by Maurice Chauvet, based on the book Stung by Gary Ross. With Maury Chaykin and John Hurt. Directed by Richard Kwietniowski (Love and Death on Long Island).

5:35AM ET/4:35 C
"Noises Off..."


PG13 Time: 103  
A group of American thespians travel across the country to bring their play to the Broadway stage in this comedy. An all-star cast stars in this film about a theater troupe that takes its production of "Nothing On" to the road with hopes of perfecting it to Broadway standards. But a series of off-stage romantic interludes, demanding divas and lack of organization bring comedy chaos to the cast and crew. Starring Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Denholm Elliott, Julie Hagerty, Marilu Henner, Christopher Reeve, John Ritter and Nicollette Sheridan. Screenplay by Marty Kaplan based on the play by Michael Frayn. Directed by Peter Bodganovich (The Last Picture Show).

 

                        
 




6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Ernest Scared Stupid


PG Time: 92
Jim Varney is back as dim bulb Ernest P. Worrell in this Halloween-themed fourth installment in the Ernest series. This time around, Ernest battles all things scary after he accidentally releases a nasty tree troll whose idea of fun is to turn the local children into wooden dolls. Luckily for the innocent tykes, it's Ernest the Great to the rescue! Eartha Kitt co-stars as a witchy woman who warns Ernest about the troll. Also with Austin Nagler, Shay Astar and Jonas Moscartolo. Directed by John Cherry, story by John Cherry & Coke Sams, screenplay by Charlie Gale and Coke Sams.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ernest Goes To Jail


PG Time:81
The third film in the hilarious Ernest series finds the lovable screwball serving hard time in the county jail, thanks to the doings of a treacherous criminal. Jim Varney stars in the dual roles of the ever-gullible Ernest and the lookalike bad guy, who has designs on stealing the bank's money...and Ernest's girlfriend! Gailard Sartain, Bill Byrge, Barbara Bush (not the former First Lady), Barry Scott, Randall (Tex) Cobb and Charles Napier co-star. Directed by John Cherry, written by Charlie Cohen.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Half Past Dead


PG13 Time:98
A botched police operation left him dead for 22 minutes. But for FBI agent Sascha Petrosevitch, his latest predicament is even more deadly! Steven Seagal stars as the tough-as-nails agent who goes undercover in the refurbished prison at Alcatraz. As authorities prepare to execute a top criminal at the prison, heavily armed paratroopers storm the building to save the man--and get valuable information out of him. What the bad guys don't count on is that Sascha a is one-man wrecking crew who will stop at nothing to take them down! Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule, Nia Peeples and Tony Plana co-star in this intense action film. Written and directed by Don Michael Paul.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Mad Love


PG13 Time:96
Matt is a responsible, well-meaning high-school student. Casey is a deeply troubled, reckless classmate who suffers from manic depression. When they meet, it's love at first sight, and nothing can stop them, including their disapproving parents and Casey's wild behavior and hospitalization. But when she entices Matt to escape with her on a road trip, her illness may be more than he can handle. Drew Barrymore is "bewitchingly watchable" (New York Post) in this "powerful, often steamy romance" (Variety). With Chris O'Donnell, Matthew Lillard, Joan Allen. Directed by Antonia Bird (Priest); written by Paula Milne.

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
The In-laws


PG13 Time:97
Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks reprise the roles made famous by Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as the dads from two different extremes that meet days before their son and daughter are to marry. Douglas is Steve Tobias, a fast-talking CIA agent whose dangerous dealings puts the bride-to-be's podiatrist father Jerry Peyser (Brooks) ill at ease. Things get worse when Jerry is unwittingly recruited by Steve to assist him in stopping a deviant French smuggler with a foot fetish...while still making it back alive in time for the wedding! With Robin Tunney, Ryan Reynolds, Candice Bergen and Lindsay Sloane. Written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon, based on the screenplay "The In-Laws" by Andrew Bergman. Directed by Andrew Fleming.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Gods And Generals

PG13 Time:218
Jeff Daniels, Robert Duvall and Stephen Lang star as three officers in this prequel to Gettysburg that brings to life three poignant battles from the early years of the Civil War. Duvall stars as Gen. Robert E. Lee who, with Gen. "Stonewall" Jackson (Lang), leads the South into battle against the Union forces during the early 1860s. The first battle of Bull Run is depicted in detail and followed by equally thorough accounts of the battle of Fredericksburg, and the battle of Chancellorsville. Jeff Daniels co-stars as Lt. Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain who fights for the North and the abolition of slavery. Based on the book by Jeff Shaara. With Mira Sorvino, Kevin Conway, C. Thomas Howell and Frankie Faison. Written and directed by Ronald F. Maxwell.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
The Matrix Reloaded


R Time:138
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion-- the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix. But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo. Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski Brothers.

11:50PM ET/10:50 C
28 Days Later


R Time:113
A virus that transforms humans into bloodthirsty, rage-filled zombies eradicates all but a handful of survivors in this acclaimed shocker from director Danny Boyle (Trainspotting). Jim (Cillian Murphy) awakens from a coma to discover a London eerily devoid of human life...but filled with frighteningly frenzied ghouls. He joins fellow survivors Selena, Frank and Frank's young daughter Hannah and together they attempt to navigate their way toward the source of a radio broadcast that promises help. But what that they find may pose an even greater threat than the crazed creatures that creep about in the city. With Naomie Harris, Christopher Eccleston, Megan Burns and Brendan Gleeson. Screenplay by Alex Garland.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Secretary


R Time:111
A young secretary with a history of mental illness takes a liking to her boss who has a fetish for administering spankings in this quirky comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal stars as Lee Holloway, a recently discharged mental patient who begins a career as a secretary. Bored by her sexually inexperienced boyfriend, Lee takes a liking to her domineering boss Edward--who disciplines her with a spanking for mistakes in a business letter. Lee's typing slip-ups and the sadomasochist behavior continue until Edward catches on to her little game. James Spader, Jeremy Davies and Lesley Ann Warren co-star. Directed by Steven Shainberg.


 

                               
 




8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Impostor


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 36m
Gary Sinise ("Forrest Gump," "Truman") stars in this science fiction adventure as Spencer Olham, a government scientist of the future whose top-secret weapon could help humanity turn the tide of a losing war against invading aliens - until a dogged investigator (Vincent D'Onofrio) becomes convinced that Spencer is an enemy agent in disguise. Madeleine Stowe costars in this pulse-pounding futuristic thriller based on a story by Philip K. Dick ("Blade Runner," "Minority Report").

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Eddie And The Cruisers II: Eddie Lives


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
PG13 1h 44m
Michael Pare returns for this sequel in the role of Eddie Wilson, the 60s rock star who supposedly died when his car ran off a pier in the midst of his band's stardom. Years later, someone who strongly resembles Eddie emerges with a new name in Montreal as the leader of a new band - but is he really a ghost from the past, or nothing more than a dead ringer? Marina Orsini, Matthew Laurance and Vlasta Vrana costar.

1:45PM ET/12:45 C
The Wild Thornberrys Movie


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 26m
On an African safari, Eliza Thornberry discovers a gift for talking to the animals, and band together with a chimpanzee friend to stop poachers from attacking an elephant herd. Lacey Chabert, Tim Curry, Lynn Redgrave, Flea, Alfre Woodard and Brock Peters provide the celebrity voiceovers for this big-screen animated version of the hit Nickelodeon children's series.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Serving Sara

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy as a process server who falls for the spurned wife (Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's supposed to deliver divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore, Cedric the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable romp from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The Ladies Man").

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Threesome


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
A computer error assigns college students Alex (Lara Flynn Boyle), Stuart (Stephen Baldwin) and Eddy (Josh Charles) to the same dorm room, resulting in an unusual triangle of love, friendship and sex. Alexis Arquette and Martha Gehman costar in this witty adult comedy.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").


 

                         
 



4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Jack


Robin WIlliams plays a 10-year-old who's aging at ten times the normal rate.

                          

 



10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Rollerball


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").

12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Star Trek: Nemesis


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven Culp and Dina Meyer costar.

2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Hart's War


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 5m
The novel by John Katzenbach ("Just Cause") is the basis for this WW II drama about a young lawyer-turned-soldier (Colin Farrell) who defends a fellow American accused of murder in a P.O.W. camp, while his commanding officer (Bruce Willis) uses the trial for his own secretive purposes. Marcel Iures, Terrence Dashon Howard, Vicellous Shannon, Cole Hauser, Rory Cochrane and Jonathan Brandis costar in this clever blend of courtroom fireworks and war-story heroics from director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear").

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Rollerball


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Star Trek: Nemesis


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven Culp and Dina Meyer costar.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Hart's War


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 5m
The novel by John Katzenbach ("Just Cause") is the basis for this WW II drama about a young lawyer-turned-soldier (Colin Farrell) who defends a fellow American accused of murder in a P.O.W. camp, while his commanding officer (Bruce Willis) uses the trial for his own secretive purposes. Marcel Iures, Terrence Dashon Howard, Vicellous Shannon, Cole Hauser, Rory Cochrane and Jonathan Brandis costar in this clever blend of courtroom fireworks and war-story heroics from director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear").

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Rollerball


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").


 


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