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MONDAY, MAY
31 2004
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No HDTV Tonight.
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DAYTIME HDTV
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Yes, Dear
"Pimpin' Ain't Easy"
Greg forces Kim to escort his boss, Mr. Savitsky, to an art gallery
event, but quickly wishes he hadn't when Kim and Savitsky get a little
too friendly. Meanwhile, Logan begins going out wearing only his
underwear in protest against wearing Dominic's hand-me-downs.
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8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Still Standing
"Still Narcing"
To Bills delight, Brian enters the world of popularity when he
becomes the basketball teams statistician, but his feelings quickly
fade when he discovers the players are making Brian their "errand
boy." When Bill attempts to remedy the situation, the team instantly
demotes Brian from cool statistician to school mascot, prompting Judy
to come to the rescue.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond
"Crazy Chin"
Amys parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his
strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.
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9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men
"I Remember The Coatroom,I Just Don't Remember You"
Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's
birthday party. Meanwhile, Evelyn forgets that it's cake, not alcohol,
that's traditionally served at a child's birthday party, and she
proceeds to party in her own way.
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10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami
"Money For Nothing"
No Description Available.
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11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Cameron Diaz, Morris Day
 
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven
"The Anniversary"
Matt (guest star Barry Watson) returns to Glenoak to celebrate a special
anniversary with Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) and tries desperately to
avoid seeing the rest of the family. However, when Lucy (Beverley
Mitchell) discovers the secret, she, Eric (Stephen Collins) and Annie
(Catherine Hicks) go crazy trying to figure out why he's in town.
Meanwhile, Martin (guest star Tyler Hoechlin) shares something special
with Cecilia (Ashlee Simpson); Annie lets it slip to nurse Kelly (guest
star Debi Mazar) that Matt and Sarah (Sarah Daniele Madison) are
married; and Vic (guest star Bryan Callen) invites Paris (guest star
Shannon Kenny) to spend a special evening with him, but she doesn't want
to go because she thinks he might propose.
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No HDTV Tonight
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6:00am |
Boohbah
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6:30am |
Boohbah
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7:00am |
Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks
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7:30am |
Clifford's Puppy Days
Keeping Cool /Socks and Snooze |
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8:00am |
Japan: Memoirs of a Secret Empire
The Way of the Samurai |
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11:00am |
Nature
Intimate Enemies: Lions and
Buffalo |
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noon |
Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales |
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1:00pm |
Ocean Wilds
Sperm Whale Oasis |
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2:00pm |
Ayers Rock, A 'Naked Planet' Special
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3:00pm |
The Dead Sea: A 'Naked Planet' Special
The Dead Sea |
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4:00pm |
Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
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4:30pm |
The Desert Speaks
Great Basin National Park |
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5:00pm |
Great Museums
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5:30pm |
Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
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6:00pm |
Smart Gardening
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6:30pm |
Tracks Ahead
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7:00pm |
The Desert Speaks
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7:30pm |
Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
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8:00pm |
History Detectives
Episode 8: Ventriloquist Dummy,
Home of Lincoln Assassination Plot and Gouverneur Morris' Body |
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9:00pm |
Eye of the Beholder: The Artistry of James Hubbel
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10:00pm |
Nature
Intimate Enemies: Lions and
Buffalo
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11:00pm |
History Detectives
Episode 8: Ventriloquist Dummy,
Home of Lincoln Assassination Plot and Gouverneur Morris' Body |
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midnight |
Eye of the Beholder: The Artistry of James Hubbell
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1:00am |
Nature
Intimate Enemies: Lions and
Buffalo |
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2:00am |
Great Museums
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2:30am |
Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
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3:00am |
Smart Gardening
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3:30am |
Tracks Ahead
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4:00am |
The Desert Speaks
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4:30am |
Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
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5:00am |
Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
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5:30am |
The Desert Speaks
Great Basin National Park
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NO PROGRAMING AVAILABLE.
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SHOW |
TIME (ET) |
| Jun. 01 |
2004 NBA
EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
INDIANA PACERS VS. DETROIT PISTONS
THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS AUBURN HILLS, MI
USA
GAME #6 (IF NECESSARY) |
8:00 pm
to
10:30 pm |
| Jun. 03 |
THE
MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT PRESENTED BY MORGAN
STANLEY
PGA TOUR
FIRST ROUND |
4:00 pm
to
7:00 pm |
| Jun. 03 |
2004 NBA
EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
DETROIT PISTONS VS. INDIANA PACERS
CONSECO FIELDHOUSE INDIANAPOLIS, IN USA
GAME #7 (IF NECESSARY) |
8:00 pm
to
10:30 pm |
| Jun. 04 |
THE
MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT PRESENTED BY MORGAN
STANLEY
PGA TOUR
DUBLIN, OH, USA
SECOND ROUND |
4:00 pm
to
7:00 pm |
| Jun. 19 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #3 |
2:30 pm
to
5:30 pm |
| Jun. 19 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #4 |
7:00 pm
to
10:00 pm |
| Jun. 20 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #5 |
2:00 pm
to
5:00 pm |
| Jun. 20 |
ESPN'S
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL
NEW YORK YANKEES VS LOS ANGELES DODGERS
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA |
8:00 pm
to
11:00 pm |
| Jun. 23 |
ESPN'S
WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL PRESENTED BY BANK
ONE |
7:00 pm
to
10:00 pm |
| Jun. 27 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES - CHAMPIONSHIP
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #2 |
3:00 pm
to
6:00 pm |
| Jun. 27 |
ESPN'S
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL
NEW YORK METS VS NEW YORK YANKEES
BRONX, NY, USA |
8:00 pm
to
11:00 pm |
| Jun. 28 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES - CHAMPIONSHIP
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #3 |
7:00 pm
to
10:00 pm |
| Jul. 04 |
ESPN'S
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL |
8:00 pm
to
11:00 pm |
| Jul. 05 |
ESPN'S
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
CINCINNATI REDS VS ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
ST. LOUIS, MO, USA |
2:00 pm
to
5:00 pm |
| Jul. 07 |
ESPN'S
WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL PRESENTED BY BANK
ONE |
7:00 pm
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10:00 pm |
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Strikes, Spares & Renos - Wood flooring, cork flooring, linoleum,
vinyl and carpeting, security, choosing a mortgage and the
historical Hamersley House.
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Designing America
Winery - A trip to the wine country of Napa Valley, California, and
a tour of the stunning hilltop home there of the former U.S.
Ambassador to Austria Kathryn Hall as well as an interior designer's
view of a French Moderne home in Fort Worth, Texas.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
White Hot Winter
Quebec City (Mont Ste. Anne, LeMassif) - Where else in North America
can you ski all day long, and spend the evening soaking up European
atmosphere? White Hot Winter in Quebec City is all about ice. We go
ice climbing at Montemorency Falls, the tallest (frozen) waterfall
in North America. Yep, taller than Niagara Falls. After a day of
skiing LeMassif, and Mount Ste. Anne, we visit the Ice Hotel.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Red Bull Flugtag, Austin
Contestants launch themselves off of a 30-foot high ramp into Town
Lake in their own human powered machines for cash and prizes.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money
The Music Box - To Nicholas' dismay, Effie invites Finn up to their
place for cocktails in an effort to get to know her daughter's
boyfriend's father better.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Saved!, Tilda Swinton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks
with director Brian Dannelly about the making of his first feature
film Saved!, plus, actress Tilda Swinton stops by to talk about her
new movie Young Adam.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America
Taos, New Mexico - It's a town known for its art, culture and
centuries of traditions. But as the community and population
continue to grow, commercial businesses are making their way into
the town. Can tradition and commercialism mix? Find out as host Ron
Kruck explores Taos, New Mexico.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Naples & the Amalfi Coast - Deep in the heart of Italy, Naples is
the ideal launching point for exploring that country's great
historic treasures. Marvel at Pompeii, visit stylish Sorrento and
drive the thrilling Amalfi coast.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
InFocus
IMAX Amazing Journeys - Experience some of nature's most incredible
spectacles as millions of creatures undertake extraordinary journeys
of survival.
10:40AM ET/9:40 C
InFocus
IMAX - The Greatest Places - The Greatest Places will take you on a
journey to seven of the most geographically dynamic locations on
Earth. Witness the greatest collection of diversity ever produced.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Hollywood HD
Godsend Premiere - Hollywood takes a dip into the gene pool for the
medical thriller Godsend and we're at the star-studded premiere,
plus two enterprising actresses channel Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
on stage -- and the results are hilarious.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Smart Travels Europe
Berlin - World-class cultural sites, dynamic architecture and
unstoppable energy, Berlin is a city on the move. We visit the
museums âancient treasures at the Pergamon and Egyptian museums,
and German Expressionism at the Neue Nationalgalerie. From Potzdamer
Platz to Checkpoint Charlie, we feel the past and see the future in
Berlin.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
HDNet World Report
America: A Big Loss for a Small Town - World Report travels to the
small and patriotic town of Dubois, Wyoming where the residents are
dealing with the loss of one of their native sons to the conflict in
Iraq. The marine who was killed comes from a family that is known to
nearly the entire town, and everyone in town took time to honor him
at his funeral.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Crystal Method, Deborah Cox, Roc Project - True Music has gone
underground! That's right, if you like, techno, dance or house music
then this show will definately make you move. The world famous DJ's
of Crystal Method are headlining today's show. Plus Deborah Cox and
Roc Project both sing out on the show.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Across America
Tombstone, Hilton Head - Co-host Ron Kruck gets arrested in
Tombstone, Arizona; the town of Gateway, Colorado shows explosive
support for its fire department, and the Gullah culture sings out in
celebration on Hilton Head Island.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
SCCA Speed Touring Car Championship - LIVE!
Sports cars like the Acura RSX and the BMW 325i race at Lime Rock,
Connecticut.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Mazdaspeed Miata Cup - LIVE!
Second race of performance-enhanced Mazda Miatas at Lime Rock,
Connecticut.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
SCCA Speed GT Championship - LIVE!
Lime Rock, CT, race showcasing many top-end sports cars, like the
Audi RS6, BMW M3 and the Porsche 911
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Alison Krauss & Union Station
This incredible performance by Alison Krauss and Union Station at
the Louisville Palace in Louisville, Kentucky blends bluegrass, jazz
and folk. In 1995 Alison Krauss won the grammy award for female
country vocalist of the year. This awesome performance finds
bluegrass's most celebrated crossover band at the top of it's game.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Sheryl Crow - C'mon America
On the heels of her greatest hits CD The Very Best of Sheryl Crow,
this concert special shows off Crow at her very best. Shot outdoors
in high definition, Crow performs for more than 5000 fans in Dayton,
Ohio.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell - Sonny's impending marriage to a
syndicate boss' daughter begins a supposedly businesslike
realignment of "families," but Vinnie learns that the wedding is a
pre-text for a bloody gang war.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere
Crazy in Rio - Freddy Pickering, the great, great nephew of the
founder of Pickering Industries becomes the new head of the company,
and the man is just plain nuts. (Conan O'Brien guest stars)
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere
Key West - Fun in the sun as the Get Out! crew gets a change in
latitude and a change in attitude. The girls seek out the pleasures
of the abundant water sports Key West has to offer plus parties it
up on Duval Street.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations
Spring Break Cancun - Join top bikini models as they set sail on a
series of adventures to exotic locales. Tonight, Hawaiian Tropic
bikini models gone wild at Spring Break Cancun, known as the largest
party in the world. Hide the kids!
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The Newsroom - Premiere
Never Read Symptoms - George dodges jury duty in an animal rights
case and ends up entangled with virus infected monkeys. Allen
suffers from prostate cancer, Alzheimer's and a brain tumor.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell - Sonny's impending marriage to a
syndicate boss' daughter begins a supposedly businesslike
realignment of "families," but Vinnie learns that the wedding is a
pre-text for a bloody gang war.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Crazy in Rio - Freddy Pickering, the great, great nephew of the
founder of Pickering Industries becomes the new head of the company,
and the man is just plain nuts. (Conan O'Brien guest stars)
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!
Key West - Fun in the sun as the Get Out! crew gets a change in
latitude and a change in attitude. The girls seek out the pleasures
of the abundant water sports Key West has to offer plus parties it
up on Duval Street.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations
Spring Break Cancun - Join top bikini models as they set sail on a
series of adventures to exotic locales. Tonight, Hawaiian Tropic
bikini models gone wild at Spring Break Cancun, known as the largest
party in the world. Hide the kids!
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Newsroom
Never Read Symptoms - George dodges jury duty in an animal rights
case and ends up entangled with virus infected monkeys. Allen
suffers from prostate cancer, Alzheimer's and a brain tumor.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Blues Traveler
Thinnest of Air, Live at Red Rocks - On July 4th, Blues Traveler
celebrated the nation's birthday with one of the country's most
breathtaking venues and the fireworks of Denver as a backdrop. Don't
miss this collection of old favorites and new classics.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Presidio Med
When Approaching A Let-Go - As Letty examines a cable car worker
believed to have carpal tunnel syndrome, she discovers that he has a
serious heart problem. Unbeknownst to the patient, he had a
regulatory device placed on his pulmonary artery as a child, and it
was never removed. Jules begins reviewing sperm donors to eventually
fertilize her eggs--and Slingerland continues to lobby for the role.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Square Pegs
A Simple Attachment - Marshall hopes his science fair project, a
"love detector," will convince lauren that she's in love with him.
Instead the gadget goes haywire, turning Weemawee High's social
circle into a social mess.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Bass Champs
2002 Bass Champs Classic Day One - Day One of the Classic on Lake
Lewisville with over 80,000 dollars on the line.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Wild Secrets
Bowerbird: Labour of Love - When it comes to attracting a female,
good looks are never enough. As every bowerbird knows you need a
tasteful blue decor and a great dance routine. A natural history
soap opera played out over one mating season in South East
Australia.
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7:15AM ET/6:15 C
Permanent Record
PG-13 - 1:31 - 1988
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Alan Boyce, Michelle Meyrink Director: Marisa
Silver
A student begins to understand the reasons behind his best friend's
suicide.
8:45AM ET/7:45 C
The Towering Inferno
PG - 2:45 - 1974
Cast: Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, William Holden Director: Allen
Irwin and John Guillermin
Disaster film about a nearly completed skyscraper that has faulty
wiring, which leads to a massive fire and no rescue plan.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
The Great Waldo Pepper
PG - 1:47 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Bo Svenson, Susan Sarandon Director: George
Roy Hill
A pilot begins a movie career in an attempt to claim the glory he
missed in WWI.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
None But The Brave
NR - 1:45 - 1965
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands Director: Frank
Sinatra
American troops agree to a temporary truce with Japanese soldiers
when they are both stranded on an island.
3:15PM ET/2:15 C
The Green Berets
NR - 2:21 - 1968
Cast: John Wayne, David Janssen, Jim Hutton Director: Ray Kellogg
John Wayne leads a team of highly specialized troops into Vietnam to
capture an opposing general.
5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Battle Of The Bulge
NR - 2:43 - 1965
Cast: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan Director: Ken Annakin
Reenactment of the battle during the winter of 1944, when Hitler
planned a secret offensive to recapture lost territory.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Heaven and Earth
R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after
the war.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Hamburger Hill
R - 1:49 - 1987
Cast: Anthony Barrile, Don Cheadle, Dylan McDermott Director: John
Irvin
A vivid and realistic Vietnam war film about the gruesome battle for
Hamburger Hill.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Lost Souls
R - 1:37 - 2000
Cast: Winona Ryder, Ben Chaplin, Phillip Baker Hall Director: Janusz
Kaminski
A group of exorcists become aware of a plan that would allow the
devil to walk the earth in human form.
2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Eye Of The Storm
R - 1:33 - 1992
Cast: Dennis Hopper, Lara Flynn Boyle, Bradley Gregg Director: Yuri
Zeltser
At a highway gas station two young boys witness their parents'
murders. Ten years later, the tragedy may have caused one of them to
be psychotic.
4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Midnight In St. Petersburg
R - 1:29 - 1997
Cast: Michael Caine, Michelle Rene Thomas, Jason Connery Director:
Doug Jackson
Michael Caine reprises his role as a British secret agent hunting
down terrorists with stolen plutonium.
5:50AM ET/4:50 C
Cromwell
G - 2:19 - 1970
Cast: Richard Harris, Alec Guinness, Robert Morley Director: Ken
Hughes
The story of Oliver Cromwell's passionate crusade against Charles I
during the British Civil War.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Hot To Trot
PG Time: 83
Take it right from the horse's mouth: the four-legged star of this
frisky comedy has all the best lines. But Don the Horse's human
co-stars do their best to keep up! Comic Bob Goldthwait inherits Don
as well as half a stock brokerage--and Don's inside info has them
riding high. But sleazy stepdad Dabney Coleman has a scheme to ruin
them! Bales of fun featuring John Candy as the voice of Don.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Airheads
PG13 Time: 92
Is this any way to get to be a star? All three heavy metal rockers
want is for the local radio station to play their tape. When they're
told to get lost, they pull water pistols and take the station
hostage. Now they're a media event! Rockin' comedy with Joe Mantegna,
Chris Farley, Michael Richards, Michael McKean, Amy Locane, Ernie
Hudson and Judd Nelson.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Enough
PG13 Time: 115
A pretty waitress's storybook romance with a handsome customer takes a
nightmarish turn in this thriller starring Jennifer Lopez. Slim
(Lopez) waits tables in a small L.A. diner when she quickly finds
herself swept off her feet--and right down the aisle--by a wealthy
contractor named Mitch (Billy Campbell). Several years and a baby
later, Slim discovers that Mitch has been cheating, but her accusation
leaves her beaten and on the run for her life. With no one to help
her, Slim learns to defend herself--while bracing for an inevitable
confrontation with the malevolent Mitch. Juliette Lewis, Dan Futterman
and Noah Wyle co-star. Directed by Michael Apted (The World is Not
Enough).
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Kangaroo Jack
PG Time: 89
Two luckless pals chase a wild kangaroo through the Australian Outback
when it hops off wearing a jacket pocketed with mob money in this
delightful family comedy. When best friends Louis and Charlie
accidentally get on the wrong side of Charlie's mob boss stepfather
(Christopher Walken), the crime king gives the friends a business
assignment--deliver a wad of cash to an associate in Australia. Once
in the Outback, the pair have an unexpected crash involving a kangaroo
which presents a great photo op--until the stunned marsupial hops away
wearing Louis's jacket with the all-important loot in the pocket! With
the help of a beautiful wildlife expert, Charlie and Louis pursue the
brutish "Jackie Legs" while trying to elude the mob thugs on their
tail. Starring Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren,
Michael Shannon and Christopher Walken. Written by Steve Bing and
Scott Rosenberg, based on a story by Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien.
Directed by David McNally.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Old School
TVMA Time: 91
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again
in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for
the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their
own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the
wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing,
streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the
wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo
(Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star.
Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and
Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot
Armstrong.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Feardotcom
R Time: 101
An S & M-styled website unlocks a doorway to torturous terrors for its
unwitting visitors in this dark horror film. Stephen Dorff stars as a
detective investigating a series of mysterious deaths that spark fears
of an Ebola outbreak. He teams up with a pretty Department of Health
researcher (Natascha McElhone), and together they follow the grisly
clues to www.feardotcom.com, a bondage site that is so realistic, it's
literally frightening its victims to death by bringing their
nightmares to life. Stephen Rea co-stars as the sadistic gorehound who
is behind the site's hellish horrors. Also with Udo Kier, Amelia
Curtis and Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator). Directed by William Malone;
screenplay by Josephine Coyle.
3:45PM ET/2:45 C
Eight Legged Freaks
PG13 Time: 99
No Description Available.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Catch Me If You Can
PG13 Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a
guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from
high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling,
humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who
forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting
the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven
FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with
Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff
Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank
Abagnale Jr.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Kangaroo Jack
PG Time: 89
Two luckless pals chase a wild kangaroo through the Australian Outback
when it hops off wearing a jacket pocketed with mob money in this
delightful family comedy. When best friends Louis and Charlie
accidentally get on the wrong side of Charlie's mob boss stepfather
(Christopher Walken), the crime king gives the friends a business
assignment--deliver a wad of cash to an associate in Australia. Once
in the Outback, the pair have an unexpected crash involving a kangaroo
which presents a great photo op--until the stunned marsupial hops away
wearing Louis's jacket with the all-important loot in the pocket! With
the help of a beautiful wildlife expert, Charlie and Louis pursue the
brutish "Jackie Legs" while trying to elude the mob thugs on their
tail. Starring Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren,
Michael Shannon and Christopher Walken. Written by Steve Bing and
Scott Rosenberg, based on a story by Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien.
Directed by David McNally.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Old School
TVMA Time: 91
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again
in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for
the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their
own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the
wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing,
streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the
wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo
(Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star.
Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and
Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot
Armstrong.
12:35AM ET/11:35 C
Phone Booth
R Time: 80
Answering a call at a midtown Manhattan phone booth puts an arrogant
publicist in the sights of a demented sniper in this heart-stopping
Hitchcockian thriller. Colin Farrell (Daredevil) stars as Stu Shepard,
a media guru who is trapped by an unseen gunman who is armed with
bullets...as well as with intimate personal details of Stu's life.
When the crisis turns deadly, it's up to Stu to turn the tables on the
madman--but first he must convince the cops that he's not the killer!
Forest Whitaker, Katie Holmes, Radha Mitchell and Kiefer Sutherland
co-star. Directed by Joel Schumacher; written by Larry Cohen.
3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Owning Mahowny
R Time: 105
A bank manager slips into a downward spiral as he embezzles money from
the institution to feed his gambling addiction. Philip Seymour Hoffman
stars in the true story of Dan Mahowny, a Canadian bank manager who
pocketed millions from his own branch in the early 1980s--only to lose
it all on the gambling floors of Atlantic City and Las Vegas. Minnie
Driver co-stars as Mahowny's unassuming girlfriend who works with him
at the bank. Screenplay by Maurice Chauvet, based on the book Stung by
Gary Ross. With Maury Chaykin and John Hurt. Directed by Richard
Kwietniowski (Love and Death on Long Island).
5:35AM ET/4:35 C
"Noises Off..."
PG13 Time: 103
A group of American thespians travel across the country to bring their
play to the Broadway stage in this comedy. An all-star cast stars in
this film about a theater troupe that takes its production of "Nothing
On" to the road with hopes of perfecting it to Broadway standards. But
a series of off-stage romantic interludes, demanding divas and lack of
organization bring comedy chaos to the cast and crew. Starring Carol
Burnett, Michael Caine, Denholm Elliott, Julie Hagerty, Marilu Henner,
Christopher Reeve, John Ritter and Nicollette Sheridan. Screenplay by
Marty Kaplan based on the play by Michael Frayn. Directed by Peter
Bodganovich (The Last Picture Show).
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Ernest Scared Stupid
PG Time: 92
Jim Varney is back as dim bulb Ernest P. Worrell in this
Halloween-themed fourth installment in the Ernest series. This time
around, Ernest battles all things scary after he accidentally
releases a nasty tree troll whose idea of fun is to turn the local
children into wooden dolls. Luckily for the innocent tykes, it's
Ernest the Great to the rescue! Eartha Kitt co-stars as a witchy
woman who warns Ernest about the troll. Also with Austin Nagler,
Shay Astar and Jonas Moscartolo. Directed by John Cherry, story by
John Cherry & Coke Sams, screenplay by Charlie Gale and Coke Sams.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Ernest Goes To Jail
PG Time:81
The third film in the hilarious Ernest series finds the lovable
screwball serving hard time in the county jail, thanks to the doings
of a treacherous criminal. Jim Varney stars in the dual roles of the
ever-gullible Ernest and the lookalike bad guy, who has designs on
stealing the bank's money...and Ernest's girlfriend! Gailard Sartain,
Bill Byrge, Barbara Bush (not the former First Lady), Barry Scott,
Randall (Tex) Cobb and Charles Napier co-star. Directed by John
Cherry, written by Charlie Cohen.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Half Past Dead
PG13 Time:98
A botched police operation left him dead for 22 minutes. But for FBI
agent Sascha Petrosevitch, his latest predicament is even more
deadly! Steven Seagal stars as the tough-as-nails agent who goes
undercover in the refurbished prison at Alcatraz. As authorities
prepare to execute a top criminal at the prison, heavily armed
paratroopers storm the building to save the man--and get valuable
information out of him. What the bad guys don't count on is that
Sascha a is one-man wrecking crew who will stop at nothing to take
them down! Morris Chestnut, Ja Rule, Nia Peeples and Tony Plana
co-star in this intense action film. Written and directed by Don
Michael Paul.
11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Mad Love
PG13 Time:96
Matt is a responsible, well-meaning high-school student. Casey is a
deeply troubled, reckless classmate who suffers from manic
depression. When they meet, it's love at first sight, and nothing
can stop them, including their disapproving parents and Casey's wild
behavior and hospitalization. But when she entices Matt to escape
with her on a road trip, her illness may be more than he can handle.
Drew Barrymore is "bewitchingly watchable" (New York Post) in this
"powerful, often steamy romance" (Variety). With Chris O'Donnell,
Matthew Lillard, Joan Allen. Directed by Antonia Bird (Priest);
written by Paula Milne.
1:15PM ET/12:15 C
The In-laws
PG13 Time:97
Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks reprise the roles made famous by
Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as the dads from two different extremes
that meet days before their son and daughter are to marry. Douglas
is Steve Tobias, a fast-talking CIA agent whose dangerous dealings
puts the bride-to-be's podiatrist father Jerry Peyser (Brooks) ill
at ease. Things get worse when Jerry is unwittingly recruited by
Steve to assist him in stopping a deviant French smuggler with a
foot fetish...while still making it back alive in time for the
wedding! With Robin Tunney, Ryan Reynolds, Candice Bergen and
Lindsay Sloane. Written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon, based on the
screenplay "The In-Laws" by Andrew Bergman. Directed by Andrew
Fleming.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Gods And Generals
PG13 Time:218
Jeff Daniels, Robert Duvall and Stephen Lang star as three officers
in this prequel to Gettysburg that brings to life three poignant
battles from the early years of the Civil War. Duvall stars as Gen.
Robert E. Lee who, with Gen. "Stonewall" Jackson (Lang), leads the
South into battle against the Union forces during the early 1860s.
The first battle of Bull Run is depicted in detail and followed by
equally thorough accounts of the battle of Fredericksburg, and the
battle of Chancellorsville. Jeff Daniels co-stars as Lt. Col. Joshua
Lawrence Chamberlain who fights for the North and the abolition of
slavery. Based on the book by Jeff Shaara. With Mira Sorvino, Kevin
Conway, C. Thomas Howell and Frankie Faison. Written and directed by
Ronald F. Maxwell.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
The Matrix Reloaded
R Time:138
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel
that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity
from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers
as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus
(Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion--
the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix.
But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to
find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to
decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly
dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself
creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo.
Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski
Brothers.
11:50PM ET/10:50 C
28 Days Later
R Time:113
A virus that transforms humans into bloodthirsty, rage-filled
zombies eradicates all but a handful of survivors in this acclaimed
shocker from director Danny Boyle (Trainspotting). Jim (Cillian
Murphy) awakens from a coma to discover a London eerily devoid of
human life...but filled with frighteningly frenzied ghouls. He joins
fellow survivors Selena, Frank and Frank's young daughter Hannah and
together they attempt to navigate their way toward the source of a
radio broadcast that promises help. But what that they find may pose
an even greater threat than the crazed creatures that creep about in
the city. With Naomie Harris, Christopher Eccleston, Megan Burns and
Brendan Gleeson. Screenplay by Alex Garland.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Secretary
R Time:111
A young secretary with a history of mental illness takes a liking to
her boss who has a fetish for administering spankings in this quirky
comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal stars as Lee Holloway, a recently
discharged mental patient who begins a career as a secretary. Bored
by her sexually inexperienced boyfriend, Lee takes a liking to her
domineering boss Edward--who disciplines her with a spanking for
mistakes in a business letter. Lee's typing slip-ups and the
sadomasochist behavior continue until Edward catches on to her
little game. James Spader, Jeremy Davies and Lesley Ann Warren
co-star. Directed by Steven Shainberg.
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8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Impostor
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 36m
Gary Sinise ("Forrest Gump," "Truman") stars in this science fiction
adventure as Spencer Olham, a government scientist of the future whose
top-secret weapon could help humanity turn the tide of a losing war
against invading aliens - until a dogged investigator (Vincent
D'Onofrio) becomes convinced that Spencer is an enemy agent in
disguise. Madeleine Stowe costars in this pulse-pounding futuristic
thriller based on a story by Philip K. Dick ("Blade Runner," "Minority
Report").
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Eddie And The Cruisers II: Eddie Lives
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
PG13 1h 44m
Michael Pare returns for this sequel in the role of Eddie Wilson, the
60s rock star who supposedly died when his car ran off a pier in the
midst of his band's stardom. Years later, someone who strongly
resembles Eddie emerges with a new name in Montreal as the leader of a
new band - but is he really a ghost from the past, or nothing more
than a dead ringer? Marina Orsini, Matthew Laurance and Vlasta Vrana
costar.
1:45PM ET/12:45 C
The Wild Thornberrys Movie
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 26m
On an African safari, Eliza Thornberry discovers a gift for talking to
the animals, and band together with a chimpanzee friend to stop
poachers from attacking an elephant herd. Lacey Chabert, Tim Curry,
Lynn Redgrave, Flea, Alfre Woodard and Brock Peters provide the
celebrity voiceovers for this big-screen animated version of the hit
Nickelodeon children's series.
5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Serving Sara
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy as a process
server who falls for the spurned wife (Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's
supposed to deliver divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore,
Cedric the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable romp
from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The Ladies Man").
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy
about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the
perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than
it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for
her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a
career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert
Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously
funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Threesome
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
A computer error assigns college students Alex (Lara Flynn Boyle),
Stuart (Stephen Baldwin) and Eddy (Josh Charles) to the same dorm
room, resulting in an unusual triangle of love, friendship and sex.
Alexis Arquette and Martha Gehman costar in this witty adult comedy.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy
about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the
perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than
it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for
her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a
career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert
Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously
funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").
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Robin WIlliams plays a 10-year-old who's aging at ten times the normal rate.
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10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Rollerball
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this
fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the
future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a
talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the
truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind
Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but
crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a
cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for
Red October").
12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Star Trek: Nemesis
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard
(Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling
with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious
secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis,
Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven
Culp and Dina Meyer costar.
2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Hart's War
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 5m
The novel by John Katzenbach ("Just Cause") is the basis for this WW
II drama about a young lawyer-turned-soldier (Colin Farrell) who
defends a fellow American accused of murder in a P.O.W. camp, while
his commanding officer (Bruce Willis) uses the trial for his own
secretive purposes. Marcel Iures, Terrence Dashon Howard, Vicellous
Shannon, Cole Hauser, Rory Cochrane and Jonathan Brandis costar in
this clever blend of courtroom fireworks and war-story heroics from
director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear").
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Rollerball
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this
fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the
future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a
talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the
truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind
Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but
crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a
cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for
Red October").
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Star Trek: Nemesis
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard
(Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling
with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious
secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis,
Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven
Culp and Dina Meyer costar.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Hart's War
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 5m
The novel by John Katzenbach ("Just Cause") is the basis for this WW
II drama about a young lawyer-turned-soldier (Colin Farrell) who
defends a fellow American accused of murder in a P.O.W. camp, while
his commanding officer (Bruce Willis) uses the trial for his own
secretive purposes. Marcel Iures, Terrence Dashon Howard, Vicellous
Shannon, Cole Hauser, Rory Cochrane and Jonathan Brandis costar in
this clever blend of courtroom fireworks and war-story heroics from
director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear").
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Rollerball
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this
fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the
future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a
talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the
truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind
Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but
crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a
cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for
Red October").
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