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2 2004
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8:00PM
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My Wife and Kids
"The Kyles Go to Hawaii, Part I"
When the Kyles travel to Hawaii for vacation, patriarch Michael
discovers that, despite his best efforts, taking the wife and kids
away is not without its trials and tribulations. Michael disapproves
of Claire's flossy bikini, young Kady won't leave home without her
beloved doll, and Jr., on a quest to pick up girls, tells his Dad that
all he'll need in Hawaii are tank tops and condoms.
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8:30PM
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My Wife and Kids
"The Kyles Go to Hawaii, Part II"
While vacationing in Hawaii, Michael and Jay think they are being
pursued by the extremely attractive Hunter (Tyson Beckford) and
Veronica (Nicole Scherzinger). Meanwhile, Claire and Kady go on a room
service spending spree and, at a luau, Jr. is thrilled to meet the
island girl of his dreams confides to his father that she's the girl
he's been waiting for.
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9:00PM
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The Drew Carey Show
"Drew Hunts Silver Fox"
Last season, Drew was left at the altar by his runaway bride. The
wedding fiasco makes Drew realize whom he's really in love with --
long-time friend Kellie. But as their relationship heats up - and
Kellie makes a really big announcement - Drew can't get the girl of
his dreams to commit. Meanwhile, circumstances force Mimi to move in
with Drew! In the season opening episode, things get ugly when Drew
and Oswald compete to fix their moms up (guest stars Marion Ross as
Beulah, Adrienne Barbeau as Kim) with the same eligible widower (guest
star Mitchell Ryan).
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9:30PM
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The Drew Carey Show
"Eye of the Leopard"
Drew goes overboard when he coaches Gus (guest star Matthew Josten) at
soccer, and the little guy's aggressive playing terrifies his
teammates. Meanwhile Lewis is attracted to Kellie's beautiful cousin,
April (guest star Jennifer Jostyn), despite Kellie's warnings that she
has serious emotional problems.
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9:00PM
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The King Of Queens
"Eggsit Strategy"
When Carrie confirms that her boss is being let go, she decides to
take her job security up with the head of the firm, Mr. Kaplan. When
Kaplan says that she doesnt need to worry about her future, Carrie
mistakenly assumes that to mean shell have a job after her boss is
gone. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses his
lucky koosh ball.
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9:30PM
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Two And A Half Men
"Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's
birthday party. Meanwhile, Evelyn forgets that it's cake, not alcohol,
that's traditionally served at a child's birthday party, and she
proceeds to party in her own way.
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9:00PM
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Law & Order
"Compassion"
When a grief counselor whose talents include communicating with the
dead to ease the pain of mourning relatives is poisoned, Detectives
Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) set their sights on
a disgruntled client. However, when this síance leader turns out to be
a con man wanted by the FBI for million dollar real-estate fraud, the
detectives focus their investigation on a pediatric oncologist who was
both a defrauded investor and patient of the victim. Sam Waterston,
Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S. Epatha Merkerson also star.
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10:00PM
ET/9:00 C Law & Order
"Can I Get A Witness?"
When a low level drug dealer is gunned down in front of her friends,
Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) depend
on one of the witnesses to the murder to help find their suspect.
However, when their star witness dies, A.D.A. Jack McCoy (Sam
Waterston) vows to prosecute his killer. Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson
and S. Epatha Merkerson also star
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The Tonight Show repeatS
tonight from a remote location not equipped for HDTV
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Back-to-Back Episodes
Tonight
 
Wednesday, June 2, 8PM & 9PM ET/PT
"The Xindi"
A mysterious and deadly race of aliens called
the Xindi sprang from the far reaches of the galaxy and attacked
Earth, massacring millions of people. With another, more
catastrophic attack looming, Archer and the Enterprise crew continue
deeper into the Delphic Expanse, a perilous, frightening place where
even the laws of physics do not apply, to seek out the Xindi and
save Earth. Rating: TVPG-LV
Then catch "Anomaly" at 9PM ET/PT
The mission to find the deadly alien Xindi in the feared Delphic
Expanse, a Bermuda Triangle-like area of the galaxy, takes a grim
turn after Enterprise is crippled by waves of inexplicable,
destructive anomalies that distort the laws of physics. With systems
down, Ventaxian pirates board and raid valuable supplies from
Enterprise. Rating: TVPG-V
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DATE |
SHOW |
TIME (ET) |
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Jun. 03 |
THE
MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT PRESENTED BY MORGAN
STANLEY
PGA TOUR
FIRST ROUND |
4:00 pm
to
7:00 pm |
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Jun. 03 |
2004 NBA
EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
DETROIT PISTONS VS. INDIANA PACERS
CONSECO FIELDHOUSE INDIANAPOLIS, IN USA
GAME #7 (IF NECESSARY) |
8:00 pm
to
10:30 pm |
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Jun. 04 |
THE
MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT PRESENTED BY MORGAN
STANLEY
PGA TOUR
DUBLIN, OH, USA
SECOND ROUND |
4:00 pm
to
7:00 pm |
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Jun. 19 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #3 |
2:30 pm
to
5:30 pm |
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Jun. 19 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #4 |
7:00 pm
to
10:00 pm |
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Jun. 20 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #5 |
2:00 pm
to
5:00 pm |
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Jun. 20 |
ESPN'S
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL
NEW YORK YANKEES VS LOS ANGELES DODGERS
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA |
8:00 pm
to
11:00 pm |
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Jun. 23 |
ESPN'S
WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL PRESENTED BY BANK
ONE |
7:00 pm
to
10:00 pm |
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Jun. 27 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES - CHAMPIONSHIP
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #2 |
3:00 pm
to
6:00 pm |
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Jun. 27 |
ESPN'S
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL
NEW YORK METS VS NEW YORK YANKEES
BRONX, NY, USA |
8:00 pm
to
11:00 pm |
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Jun. 28 |
2004 NCAA
COLLEGE WORLD SERIES - CHAMPIONSHIP
OMAHA, NE, USA
GAME #3 |
7:00 pm
to
10:00 pm |
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Jul. 04 |
ESPN'S
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL |
8:00 pm
to
11:00 pm |
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Jul. 05 |
ESPN'S
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
CINCINNATI REDS VS ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
ST. LOUIS, MO, USA |
2:00 pm
to
5:00 pm |
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Jul. 07 |
ESPN'S
WEDNESDAY NIGHT BASEBALL PRESENTED BY BANK
ONE |
7:00 pm
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Home Sweet Home Show - Johnathan appears at the Vancouver Home Show
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Designing America
Janine Turner - Todd Oldhams' artistic brother Brad Oldham, plus
actress Janine Turner and her daughter Juliette.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
SCCA Speed Touring Car Championship
Sports cars like the Acura RSX and the BMW 325i race at Lime Rock,
Connecticut.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money
A Night at the Opera - Effie takes Finn with her to the opera after
her escort, Jerry, cancels. At the opera, she runs into her gossipy
"best friend," Kiki Farrington -- who is with Jerry.
8:30AM
ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Take Two: Kevin Costner, David Cronenberg, Eli Roth, Robert
Rodriguez - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky revisits
interviews from some of his favorite directors, starting with
actor/director, Kevin Costner. Kevin talks about his movie Open
Range and how he seems to be out of step with Hollywood. Next, David
Cronenberg talks about his movie Spider and how he got started as a
filmmaker. Director Eli Roth talks about his movie Cabin Fever, plus
an interview with Robert Rodriguez on the set of Spy Kids 3-D, Game
Over.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America
Models - Models know that time is running out on their careers.
Sabrina will do almost anything to stay on top. Branden is a rookie
in New York, a devout Christian, with a body to kill for, but his
limits are reached when he's asked to pose with naked women.
9:30AM
ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Venice - Surrender yourself to the charms of magical Venice. Tour
the famous sites and find out how to escape the crowds in less well
known neighborhoods.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Hollywood HD
Charities, Barry Manilow - Celebrities from Minnie Driver to Ben
Stiller give their all for their favorite charities, young moguls
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen graduate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
and Barry Manilow serenades fans at a free concert in Hollywood.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
InFocus
Hiroshima Reborn - Following the explosion of "Little Boy" on August
6, 1945, not a trace of the shops, inns, homes and schools of
Sarugakucho district remained. Hiroshima City University was among
the major sponsors of a ground-breaking project that, with the help
of a handful of aging survivors and their personal photographs and
diaries, made this remarkable "virtual restoration" come to life.
This documentary presents the extraordinary story of the project,
and the years of slow and painstaking work that went into it.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
America: WWII Memorial - World Report travels to Washington, D.C.
for a look at the new memorial dedicated to members of the military
who served in World War II. The memorial will be formally unveiled
on Memorial Day, and honors those who previously had no special
monument in the nation's capitol.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Iraq: Journalists in Peril - World Report cameras in Iraq look at
the changing role of reporters in the conflict there. No longer are
journalists viewed as impartial observers to the evolution of
post-Saddam Iraq. Bombings, kidnappings and other threats have
changed the way that they must gather the news. Journalists now find
themselves far deeper "In Harm's Way."
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
The 23rd Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta
Every year, the autumn sky over Albuquerque, New Mexico is filled
with countless and colorful hot air balloons from around the world.
For the first time, in 2003, the event was captured by the high
definition cameras of HDNet.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Caroline Herring, Euforia - This week on True Music join Katie Daryl
as she mellows out with singer/songwriter Caroline Herring. Plus if
you have an appreciation for art and music, then you'll love Euforia.
Euforia is made up of two talented men, one is a pianist and the
other is a painter! Finally Don't miss the uplifting choir sound of
Polyphonic Spree.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Will the Real Adolf Please Stand Up - Hogan devises a wild hoax
involving an impersonation of no less than the German dictator
himself.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Charlie's Angels
Terror On Ward One - Sabrina, Jill and Kelly infiltrate a big city
hospital to find a rapist who has been terrorizing the nightwatch
nurses. Jill and Kelly pose as student nurses at the hospital and
Sabrina enters the case as a local writer preparing a magazine
story. Bosley is admitted to the hospital as a surgical patient with
a bone spur, providing not-so-comic relief when he is mistaken for
another patient and has his healthy appendix removed against his
will.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life
Whadda You Want from Life - Lydia is torn between dating a
23-year-old student and going back to Lou.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet
NASCAR Busch North 200, Lime Rock Park
Special Encore Presentation
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Across America
Super Models, New Orleans Partiers - Beautiful women line up for a
chance to become super models in NY City. Forget Mardi Gras - Across
America finds out how New Orleans locals like to party. And Colorado
comedians are betting the quickest route to show business success is
across a busy street.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
HDNet World Report
America: WWII Memorial - World Report travels to Washington, D.C.
for a look at the new memorial dedicated to members of the military
who served in World War II. The memorial will be formally unveiled
on Memorial Day, and honors those who previously had no special
monument in the nation's capitol.
7:30PM
ET/6:30 C
Soccer - LIVE!
U.S. National Team vs. Honduras National Team
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
In-Laws - Premiere
Matt Goes Into Labor - Showdown time: When Matt fills in at the
office as Vic's assistant, he learns that his father-in-law has lied
to his employees about Matt, creating the son-in-law he'd always
wanted.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
World Extreme Cagefighting X: Bragging Rights - Premiere
World Extreme Cagefight returns to HDnet. WEC X: Bragging Rights
will feature some of the best Mixed Martial Arts action ever seen in
high definition.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Soccer
U.S. National Team vs. Honduras National Team
Special Encore Presentation
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Get Out!
Key West - Fun in the sun as the Get Out! crew gets a change in
latitude and a change in attitude. The girls seek out the pleasures
of the abundant water sports Key West has to offer plus parties it
up on Duval Street.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
True Music
Crystal Method, Deborah Cox, Roc Project - True Music has gone
underground! That's right, if you like, techno, dance or house music
then this show will definately make you move. The world famous DJ's
of Crystal Method are headlining today's show. Plus Deborah Cox and
Roc Project both sing out on the show.
2:00AM
ET/1:00 C
James Brown Live
The hardest working man in show business brings his unique vocal
styling to the famous House of Blues in Las Vegas. Still bursting
with energy after nearly forty years on stage, the "Godfather of
Soul" performs rousing renditions of hits including "Living In
America," "Soul Man," "I Feel Good," and many more.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Presidio Med
Milagros - After Kokoris heroically saves a woman who almost died
due to a resident's error during a routine operation, he is admired
by his peers. But Matt clashes with Kokoris over whether or not to
amputate the leg of an elderly diabetes patient, Chick Schenck
(Academy Award winner Red Buttons - Sayonara). Meanwhile, a man with
a family history of heart disease panics as his 40th birthday
approaches, and he visits Letty.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Square Pegs
Halloween XII - Patty and Lauren are exuberant over being invited to
a Halloween party with the popular kids until the festivities take
on a spooky air of uneasiness and the sense that they're all being
watched -- by something.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Bass Champs
2003 Team Event On Cedar Creek Lake - You'll be in the boat with
Strider Browning and take a look at tournament rules with John
McCalmont. Plus, an interview with Tommy Martin.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Wild Secrets
Australian Brush Turkey: Recipe for Success - This is the amazing
tale of the Australian brush turkey which hatches its young in a
compost heap. It's a unique recipe for parenting success, but
perhaps not a craze that will catch on.
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7:15AM ET/6:15 C
Getting Straight
R - 2:05 - 1970
Cast: Elliott Gould, Candice Bergen, Robert F. Lyons Director:
Richard Rush
Returning to school for a teaching degree, a Vietnam vet finds
himself immersed in the turbulent times of the '60s.
9:30AM
ET/8:30 C
Convicts
NR - 1:35 - 1991
Cast: Robert Duvall, Lukas Haas, James Earl Jones Director: Peter
Masterson
A young boy comes of age on a Texas Gulf Coast canefield in 1902.
11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Justice
NR - 1:20 - 2003
Cast: Erik Palladino, Catherine Kellner, Daphne Rubin-Vega Director:
Evan Oppenheimer
After a tragedy, a comic book writer searches for the perfect crime
fighting hero.
12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Code of Silence
R - 1:41 - 1985
Cast: Chuck Norris, Henry Silva, Bert Remsen Director: Andrew Davis
A cop, shunned by his fellow officers for ratting one of them out,
combats two rival gangs alone.
2:30PM
ET/1:30 C
Gotcha!
PG-13 - 1:41 - 1985
Cast: Anthony Edwards, Linda Fiorentino, Nick Corri Director: Jeff
Kanew
A college kid, who plays a mock assassination game called "Gotcha",
travels to Europe, and finds himself on the run with a female Czech
graduate student who is really an international spy.
4:15PM ET/3:15 C
The Formula
R - 1:57 - 1980
Cast: George C. Scott, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud Director: John G.
Avildsen
A detective investigates a murdered friend's involvement with a
secret formula developed by the Nazis to make gasoline from
synthetic products.
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Hard Eight
R - 1:41 - 1996
Cast: Phillip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, Gwyneth Paltrow Director:
Paul Thomas Anderson
A professional gambler takes a destitute loser under his wing and
teaches him the trade.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Arrangement
R - 2:05 - 1969
Cast: Kirk Douglas, Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr Director: Elia Kazan
Traumatic events lead a successful New York executive to reevaluate
the meaning of his life.
10:15PM ET/9:15 C
The Border
R - 1:49 - 1982
Cast: Jack Nicholson, Harvey Keitel, Valerie Perrine Director: Tony
Richardson
When a little girl is kidnapped and winds up for sale on the black
market, a border agent decides to change his crooked ways.
12:15AM ET/11:15 C
The Arrangement
R - 2:05 - 1969
Cast: Kirk Douglas, Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr Director: Elia Kazan
Traumatic events lead a successful New York executive to reevaluate
the meaning of his life.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
The Border
R - 1:49 - 1982
Cast: Jack Nicholson, Harvey Keitel, Valerie Perrine Director: Tony
Richardson
When a little girl is kidnapped and winds up for sale on the black
market, a border agent decides to change his crooked ways.
4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Hard Eight
R - 1:41 - 1996
Cast: Phillip Baker Hall, John C. Reilly, Gwyneth Paltrow Director:
Paul Thomas Anderson
A professional gambler takes a destitute loser under his wing and
teaches him the trade.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Bebe's Kids
PG13 Time: 72
The late Robin Harris's stand-up comedy routines have been turned into
a "raucous, in-your-face comedy...[that's] rambunctiously sweet"
(Variety). In this sassy, animated funfest, Harris spends a day at an
amusement park with a woman he's just met, along with her young son
and her neighbor's kids--three pint-sized terrors who turn the place
upside-down! With the voices of Faizon Love, Nell Carter and Tone Loc.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Escape Under Pressure
R Time: 91
An extremely rare artifact found on a Greek island sets off a
ferocious battle on the deck of a sinking ferryboat in this
high-energy thriller. A greedy collector (Craig Wasson) sends his
goons to take the piece, but they don't anticipate having to deal with
an elusive college professor (Larisa Miller) who will stop at nothing
to protect it. Stanley Kamel co-stars.
10:30AM
ET/9:30 C
Doc Hollywood
PG13 Time: 103
On his way to a big-bucks job in L.A., a med school grad gets stuck in
a small South Carolina town where he has to do public service after
running into a judge's fence. He can't wait to get out of this hick
burg-until he gets an eyeful of one of the local beauties. Suddenly,
small-town life doesn't look so bad! "A sweetheart of a movie" (N.Y.
Daily News). With Bridget Fonda, Woody Harrelson, George Hamilton and
Francis Sternhagen.
12:15PM ET/11:15 C
Kangaroo Jack
PG Time: 89
Two luckless pals chase a wild kangaroo through the Australian Outback
when it hops off wearing a jacket pocketed with mob money in this
delightful family comedy. When best friends Louis and Charlie
accidentally get on the wrong side of Charlie's mob boss stepfather
(Christopher Walken), the crime king gives the friends a business
assignment--deliver a wad of cash to an associate in Australia. Once
in the Outback, the pair have an unexpected crash involving a kangaroo
which presents a great photo op--until the stunned marsupial hops away
wearing Louis's jacket with the all-important loot in the pocket! With
the help of a beautiful wildlife expert, Charlie and Louis pursue the
brutish "Jackie Legs" while trying to elude the mob thugs on their
tail. Starring Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren,
Michael Shannon and Christopher Walken. Written by Steve Bing and
Scott Rosenberg, based on a story by Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien.
Directed by David McNally.
1:45PM
ET/12:45 C
Addicted To Love
R Time: 100
In this romantic screwball comedy, revenge is not only delectably
sweet--it's deliriously funny. Sam is a small-town astronomer whose
girlfriend has stars in her eyes for somebody else. Maggie's a New
York photographer whose love life has suddenly gone out of focus. He's
been dumped; she's been ditched. When these two jilted lovers join
forces to get even with their exes...all's fair in love and war! With
Meg Ryan, Matthew Broderick and Kelly Preston.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Insomnia
R Time: 118
An LAPD detective sent to Alaska to investigate a homicide commits a
mortal mistake that forces him into a deadly game of cat and mouse
with a serial killer in this "taut, tense and terrific" (Rolling
Stone) remake of the 1997 Norwegian thriller. Al Pacino stars as Will
Dormer, a veteran cop whose questionable methods have sparked an
Internal Affairs inquiry that has him sent to look into a serial
slaying in the town of Nightmute--where it's daylight around the
clock. But Dormer's stress and inability to sleep result in a critical
error that connects him to the killer...and forces him into the
terrible dilemma of deciding between saving his career and stopping
the madman. Robin Williams and Hilary Swank (Boys Don't Cry) co-star.
Directed by Christopher Nolan (Memento).
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
The Good Girl
R Time: 93
Jennifer Aniston sparkles as a discount-store cashier whose drab
marriage leads her to leap into an affair with a young new co-worker.
Jake Gyllenhaal stars as the brainy college dropout who lands a job at
the Retail Rodeo and gets involved with the desperately unhappy
Justine (Aniston). Their trysts--which go from a hotel room to the
stock room--inject Justine with a temporary euphoria, but she soon
finds herself entwined in a series of entanglements that bring her to
a crossroads in her life...and in her various relationships. John
Carroll Lynch, Tim Blake Nelson and John C. Reilly co-star. Directed
by Miguel Arteta; written by Mike White.
7:15PM
ET/6:15 C
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
PG Time: 160
For Harry Potter and his friends, life at Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry is about to get even more thrilling--and
dangerous! Director Chris Columbus returns to author J.K. Rowling's
fantastic world of magic and sorcery in this sensational sequel that
finds young Harry back at Hogwarts for his second year of training.
And it's an education he'll never forget, especially when he and his
pals Ron and Hermione discover that someone has opened the school's
much-feared Chamber of Secrets. It's up to the young wizard to get to
the bottom of an eerie mystery that leaves him hearing voices and some
of his fellow students literally petrified. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert
Grint and Emma Watson star. Also with Jason Isaacs, Alan Rickman, Dame
Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane and the late Richard Harris in his final
role. Screenplay by Steve Kloves.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Kangaroo Jack
PG Time: 89
Two luckless pals chase a wild kangaroo through the Australian Outback
when it hops off wearing a jacket pocketed with mob money in this
delightful family comedy. When best friends Louis and Charlie
accidentally get on the wrong side of Charlie's mob boss stepfather
(Christopher Walken), the crime king gives the friends a business
assignment--deliver a wad of cash to an associate in Australia. Once
in the Outback, the pair have an unexpected crash involving a kangaroo
which presents a great photo op--until the stunned marsupial hops away
wearing Louis's jacket with the all-important loot in the pocket! With
the help of a beautiful wildlife expert, Charlie and Louis pursue the
brutish "Jackie Legs" while trying to elude the mob thugs on their
tail. Starring Jerry O'Connell, Anthony Anderson, Estella Warren,
Michael Shannon and Christopher Walken. Written by Steve Bing and
Scott Rosenberg, based on a story by Steve Bing and Barry O'Brien.
Directed by David McNally.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Sanctimony
TVMA Time: 87
A psychopath known as the Monkey Killer--a name inspired by his
obsession with the proverb "see no evil, near no evil, speak no
evil"--is on the loose hacking the eyes, ears and tongues from his
victims. Michael Pare and Jennifer Rubin star as detectives on the
case who find a prime suspect in a smooth stockbroker (Casper Van Dien).
But pinning the rap on him proves to be much tougher than the cops
realized...and the handsome trader has some plans of his own in this
gripping thriller. With Eric Roberts and Catherine Oxenberg.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Exterminator 2
R Time: 90
A vigilante with a penchant for hunting criminal misfits pursues an
underground gang of thugs in this action sequel. Vietnam veteran John
Eastland (Robert Ginty) patrols the streets at night armed with his
blowtorch to bring society's delinquents to justice. When gang leader
X (Mario Van Peebles) directs his cronies to attack an armored car in
pursuit of cash, the Exterminator interferes and torches one of the
thugs. But things get serious when the gang cripples Eastland's
girlfriend and attacks his pal Be Gee, giving the Exterminator a
personal mandate to destroy X and his hooligans. Also with Deborah
Geffner and Frankie Faison. Written by Mark Buntzman and William
Sachs. Directed by Mark Buntzman.
4:35AM ET/3:35 C
Solar Crisis
PG Time: 111
The global warming theory is a devastating reality in this sci-fi epic
set in 2050. To prevent the sun from destroying the Earth, scientists
plan a daring mission into the heart of the sun! With Tim Matheson,
Corky Nemec and Peter Boyle.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Bushwhacked
PG13 Time: 90
Mistaken identity gets hapless Seattle delivery man Daniel Stern
into trouble--and back out again--in this comedy/adventure flick.
The F.B.I. wants him for murder, but after he's mistaken for a
wilderness guide, this know-nothing tenderfoot makes his escape by
leading a group of scouts into the wilds of the hills.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
The Boy Who Could Fly
PG Time: 109
Just believe...and you'll be lifted up by the warmth of this sweet
fantasy-drama made to touch hearts of all ages. Teenage Eric,
scarred by his parents' death in a plane crash when he was small,
shuts out the world until young Milly moves next door. She rescues
him from a rooftop--but can she protect him from a world that won't
understand his pain?
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Longshot
PG13 Time: 92
A star-studded cast of cameos highlights this entertaining comic
thriller about a fitness trainer who is blackmailed by a dirty
businessman into conducting surveillance on a young New York woman
who is trying to sell her company. With Tony DeCamillis, Paul
Sorvino, Hunter Tylo, Antonio Sabato Jr., Ellen Albertini Dow,
Danielle Fishel, Zachery Ty Bryan and Jessica Wesson. Cameos include
Britney Spears, N'Sync, O-Town, Art Garfunkel, Take 5 and Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson. Directed by Lionel C. Martin (Def Jam's How to
Be a Player).
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Something The Lord Made
TVPG Time: 109
Two men--one a wealthy white chief surgeon, the other a poor black
lab technician--achieve a monumental medical breakthrough that
earned one accolades...and the other a painful lesson in racism and
unequal opportunity. Working in 1940s Baltimore on an unprecedented
technique for performing heart surgery on "blue babies," Dr. Alfred
Blalock (Alan Rickman) and lab tech Vivien Thomas (Mos Def) form an
impressive team. But even as the two invent a new field of
medicine--saving thousands of lives in the process--social pressures
threaten to undermine their collaboration and tear their friendship
apart. Mary Stuart Masterson, Gabrielle Union. With Charles Dutton,
Kyra Sedgwick. Directed by Joseph Sargent; written by Peter
Silverman and Todd Philips.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
The Fugitive
PG13 Time: 130
A one-armed man killed Dr. Kimble's wife, but the police think he
did it. Now he's got to find the killer before the cops catch him.
That's the simple plot of this blockbuster action hit starring
Harrison Ford as the doctor on the run and 1993 Best Supporting
Actor Oscar(R) winner Tommy Lee Jones as the cop on his trail. "A
propulsive mix of action, suspense and humor" (Hollywood Reporter).
"A consummate nail biter...it leaves you breathless" (Variety). "A
smashing success...a home run" (New York Times).
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Singles
PG13 Time: 99
Some of Hollywood's brightest young stars are single in Seattle in
this "buoyant, utterly charming" (New York Times) romantic
comedy-drama about dating and mating among the under-30 crowd. Some
are looking for love, others for sex, and they're all likably real.
Matt Dillon is a comic standout as a no-talent grunge musician. With
Kyra Sedgwick, Sheila Kelley and Bill Pullman. Directed by Cameron
Crowe (Almost Famous).
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Something The Lord Made
TVMA Time: 109
Two men--one a wealthy white chief surgeon, the other a poor black
lab technician--achieve a monumental medical breakthrough that
earned one accolades...and the other a painful lesson in racism and
unequal opportunity. Working in 1940s Baltimore on an unprecedented
technique for performing heart surgery on "blue babies," Dr. Alfred
Blalock (Alan Rickman) and lab tech Vivien Thomas (Mos Def) form an
impressive team. But even as the two invent a new field of
medicine--saving thousands of lives in the process--social pressures
threaten to undermine their collaboration and tear their friendship
apart. Mary Stuart Masterson, Gabrielle Union. With Charles Dutton,
Kyra Sedgwick. Directed by Joseph Sargent; written by Peter
Silverman and Todd Philips.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
The Fugitive
PG13 Time: 130
A one-armed man killed Dr. Kimble's wife, but the police think he
did it. Now he's got to find the killer before the cops catch him.
That's the simple plot of this blockbuster action hit starring
Harrison Ford as the doctor on the run and 1993 Best Supporting
Actor Oscar(R) winner Tommy Lee Jones as the cop on his trail. "A
propulsive mix of action, suspense and humor" (Hollywood Reporter).
"A consummate nail biter...it leaves you breathless" (Variety). "A
smashing success...a home run" (New York Times).
2:15AM
ET/1:15 C
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
R Time: 91
Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu star in this "white-knuckle thriller"
(All Movie Guide) about a lethal government assassin who plots
revenge against her devious boss while a former FBI agent is lulled
out of retirement to stop her. Sever (Liu) is the trained killer who
leaves a trail of mayhem everywhere she goes; Ecks (Banderas) is a
top Fed who quit after his wife's death, but returns for this one
last job when his boss reveals that she may not be dead. The action
is fast and furious as it builds towards an inevitable confrontation
between Ecks and Sever...but should they be fighting each other or
joining forces to battle the mutual enemy that evades them? With
Gregg Henry, Talisa Soto, Roger R. Cross and Ray Park. Directed by
Kaos.
5:25AM
ET/4:25 C
Stand By Me
R Time: 88
Growing up is hard to do--but it's easy to see why this comedy-drama
about the friendship of four boys was such a big hit. Based on
Stephen King's novella The Body, it's about four pals in 1950s
Oregon who go on a journey to find a dead boy's body--and face their
own worst fears along the way. Wil Wheaton and Jerry O'Connell
co-star. Rob Reiner directed.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Another Woman
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
CCAP
PG 1h 21m
A woman (Gena Rowlands) who's lived her life without benefit of
emotions, finds that the time has come for a change. Once again,
writer/director Woody Allen goes the dramatic route with great
results. Mia Farrow, Ian Holm, Blythe Danner, Gene Hackman, Betty
Buckley, Martha Plimpton, John Houseman, Sandy Dennis and David Ogden
Stiers complete the fabulous cast of this unique effort.
10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Strictly Ballroom
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 35m
Filmmaker Baz Luhrmann ("Moulin Rouge") first shot to prominence as
the creator of this infectiously funny romance about a headstrong
ballroom dancer (Paul Mercurio) who's determined to win a big
championship on his own terms, dancing his own steps. With his own
mother and the event's committee of judges allied against him, his
only hope is a homely, amateur dance partner (Tara Morice) that
believes in him with all her heart. Gia Carides costars in this
Australian smash.
1:45PM
ET/12:45 C
The Sum of Us
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 40m
Before he became a Hollywood sensation, Russell Crowe made a number of
acclaimed films Down Under, such as this touching comedy from Geoff
Burton and Kevin Dowling, about the ultimate Aussie odd couple: Harry
(Jack Thompson), a widower, and his beloved gay son Jeff (Crowe). The
pair are not only father and son, they are also roomies. Despite some
hilariously awkward moments caused by Harry's blind acceptance of his
son's lifestyle, the two form a loving bond even as they each try to
find a long-term romantic mate.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
CrissCross
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 41m
In 1969, professional opportunities for uneducated women in Key West,
Florida run from waitress to topless dancer. Tracy Cross (Goldie Hawn)
ends up doing both to provide for her son Chris, who isn't happy about
his mom's sacrifices. So when he stumbles upon a lost cache of
cocaine, Chris decides to go into business - with dangerous
consequences. Arliss Howard, James Gammon, Keith Carradine and Steve
Buscemi costar in this drama from director Chris Menges.
5:30PM
ET/4:30 C
She's Having A Baby
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 46m
Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern are cute Chicago Yuppie couple Jake
and Kristy Briggs, whose brand-new marriage is tested when they have
trouble getting pregnant and struggle with money in this sharply
observed domestic comedy-drama from writer/director John Hughes ("The
Breakfast Club," "Sixteen Candles"). Alec Baldwin, Edie McClurg, Paul
Gleason, Holland Taylor and William Windom costar.
7:25PM ET/6:25 C
Crossroads
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 34m
Pop music sensation Britney Spears stars in this teen road-trip drama
about a trio of high school pals that heads for the bright lights of
Los Angeles, meeting up with both romance and loss along the way. Zoe
Saldana, Taryn Manning, Anson Mount, Dan Aykroyd and Kim Cattrall
costar in this film from director Tamra Davis ("Billy Madison").
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Body Of Evidence
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 39m
Madonna stars as Rebecca Carlson, a woman on trial for murder who
stands as both the accused and exhibit A. The question: did she or did
she not use a carnal encounter to hasten the demise of her wealthy,
older flame? The prosecutor (Joe Mantegna) thinks so, but her lawyer
(Willem Dafoe) doesn't. Well, he hopes not, anyway, because he's put
aside all professional ethics and allowed himself to be drawn into an
affair with his client! Anne Archer, Jurgen Prochnow and Frank
Langella costar in this lurid courtroom drama.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Red Corner
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 3m
While on business in China, American lawyer Richard Gere is accused of
murdering a young Chinese woman with whom he slept, and must navigate
the bizarre waters of Chinese "justice" with his court-appointed
attorney (Bai Ling). John Avnet directed this suspense thriller.
3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Cement
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 41m
The directorial debut of actor Adrian Pasdar, this crime thriller mix
of "GoodFellas" with "Reservoir Dogs" stars Chris Penn as Holt, a
violent cop-turned-criminal who has captured a drug kingpin's henchman
(Anthony DeSando) that slept with his girlfriend (Sherilyn Fenn). As
he tortures the unfortunate thug by chaining him inside an iron box
that's slowly filling with cement, Holt becomes increasingly unhinged
- even as his more level-headed partner Nin (Jeffrey Wright) tries to
reason with him. Henry Czerny costars.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
CrissCross
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 41m
In 1969, professional opportunities for uneducated women in Key West,
Florida run from waitress to topless dancer. Tracy Cross (Goldie Hawn)
ends up doing both to provide for her son Chris, who isn't happy about
his mom's sacrifices. So when he stumbles upon a lost cache of
cocaine, Chris decides to go into business - with dangerous
consequences. Arliss Howard, James Gammon, Keith Carradine and Steve
Buscemi costar in this drama from director Chris Menges.
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6:45AM ET/5:45 C
Invincible
True story of a Jewish strongman becoming a sensation performing in Berlin at
Hanussen's Theatre of the Occult just as the gathering storm of Nazi Germany
takes hold. Tim Roth also stars in this film from accalimed director Werner
Herzog.
9:00AM
ET/8:00 C
Willard
A lonely man finds revenge on his enemies with the help of his army of killer
rats. Starring Crispin Glover.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Hero
A ne'er-do-well (Dustin Hoffman) saves a TV reporter (Geena Davis) in a plane
crash, and an imposter (Andy Garcia) takes the credit.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd as teenagers trying
to fit into regular high school life.
5:35PM
ET/4:35 C
Camp Nowhere
A
group of kids rent out a former hippie commune and run wild for a summer.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd as teenagers trying
to fit into regular high school life.
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Willard
A lonely man finds revenge on his enemies with the help of his army of killer
rats. Starring Crispin Glover.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
National Lampoon's Senior Trip
A group of misfit teens write a letter to the President who in turns invites
them to the White House.
3:35AM ET/2:35 C
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd as teenagers trying
to fit into regular high school life.
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8:05AM ET/7:05 C
Sunburn
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 46m
This sun-drenched comedy stars Charles Grodin as insurance
investigator Jake Dekker, a determined fraud snoop who hires a
gorgeous New York model (Farrah Fawcett) to pose as his wife while
he probes the mysterious death of a wealthy businessman in Acapulco
- a case that turns out to have several hilariously unexpected
angles. Art Carney, Joan Collins and William Daniels costar in this
delightful farce.
11:30AM
ET/10:30 C
Children On Their Birthdays
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 46m
The beloved short story by Truman Capote becomes this nostalgic
period piece about a sleepy Alabama town that is rocked by the
appearance of two strangers: a 13-year-old girl named Lily Jane
Bobbit (Tania Raymonde) and a crooked con man (Tom Arnold) who
fleeces the residents of their hard-earned life savings. Joe Pichler,
Jesse Plemons, Sheryl Lee and Christopher McDonald costar in this
family drama.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Sunburn
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 46m
This sun-drenched comedy stars Charles Grodin as insurance
investigator Jake Dekker, a determined fraud snoop who hires a
gorgeous New York model (Farrah Fawcett) to pose as his wife while
he probes the mysterious death of a wealthy businessman in Acapulco
- a case that turns out to have several hilariously unexpected
angles. Art Carney, Joan Collins and William Daniels costar in this
delightful farce.
6:05PM ET/5:05 C
Children On Their Birthdays
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 46m
The beloved short story by Truman Capote becomes this nostalgic
period piece about a sleepy Alabama town that is rocked by the
appearance of two strangers: a 13-year-old girl named Lily Jane
Bobbit (Tania Raymonde) and a crooked con man (Tom Arnold) who
fleeces the residents of their hard-earned life savings. Joe Pichler,
Jesse Plemons, Sheryl Lee and Christopher McDonald costar in this
family drama.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 4m
Director Kenneth Branagh also stars as a mad scientist who creates a
living "dead" man (Robert De Niro) who becomes a walking, stalking
nightmare. Helena Bonham Carter, Tom Hulce, Aidan Quinn, John Cleese,
Ian Holm and Richard Briers costar.
10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Ten Tiny Love Stories
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 38m
A unique independent drama from writer/director Rodrigo Garcia (son
of Colombian novelist Gabriel Garcia Marquez) in which ten female
characters are each interviewed about a man who was important in
their lives. Kathy Baker, Alicia Witt, Debi Mazar, Radha Mitchell
and Deborah Unger star.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Motel Hell
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 42m
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters in
this tongue-in-cheek horror outing starring Rory Calhoun as Vincent
Smith, a rural hayseed with a secret ingredient that makes his
roadside treats especially tasty for weary travelers - the weary
travelers themselves! Paul Linke, Nancy Parsons, Wolfman Jack,
Monique St. Pierre and John Ratzenberger costar in this deliciously
carnivorous cult classic.
4:45AM ET/3:45 C
Sunburn
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 46m
This sun-drenched comedy stars Charles Grodin as insurance
investigator Jake Dekker, a determined fraud snoop who hires a
gorgeous New York model (Farrah Fawcett) to pose as his wife while
he probes the mysterious death of a wealthy businessman in Acapulco
- a case that turns out to have several hilariously unexpected
angles. Art Carney, Joan Collins and William Daniels costar in this
delightful farce.
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