HD Daily Programming Guide — Monday, June 14, 2004

MONDAY, JUNE 14 2004

 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Samba Story"
In the process of spicing up their date nights, Michael gets jealous when Janet becomes the apple of their hot Samba dance instructor's eye. But the tables turn when the male instructor is replaced with gorgeous bombshell Selma (guest star Sofia Vergara), and Janet must deal with Michael being the center of attention. Meanwhile, everyone wonders how Claire's uncoordinated and less-than-rhythmic moves earned her a spot on the cheerleading squad.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
George Lopez

"Carmen's Dating"
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
 

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
According to Jim

"The Best Man"
Jim tries to convince his nervous friend, Danny, not to back out of his wedding plans with Laraine.



 

 

 

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hope & Faith
"Faith's Maid"
Olga, Faith's maid from Hollywood, moves in with the family to work for Faith. But when Hope tries to fire her, Olga misunderstands and invites her pregnant daughter to join the family. Soon Hope and Faith's efforts to find the women new jobs end up with Hope and Faith in uniform at a snooty country club that Charley wants to join.

 

The Young and The Restless
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Still Standing

"Still Groping"
Bill is suspicious of his mother’s new younger boyfriend.

 

 

 

 

 

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Yes, Dear

"Greg Needs a Friend"
When Greg gets tickets to an exclusive Jazz festival and no one in the family wants to go with him, he realizes he has no one else to call. In an attempt to help him out, Kim, Christine and Jimmy answer a personal ad for a nerdy jazz fan looking for a friend and set Greg up on a "blind date."

 

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond

"Liars"
Ray is forced to enlist Debra and the twins’ help when he tells Marie a little white lie that snowballs out of control.
 

 

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men

"An Old Flame With a New Wick"
Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie acts cold towards him when he "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

 

 

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"The Oath"
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11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Marlon Wayans, Jesse James, Hoobastank

 

 

 

 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven

"Two Weddings, An Engagement, And A Funeral"
Annie's (Catherine Hicks) half-sister Lilly (guest star Michelle Phillips, Knots Landing and musical group "The Mamas and The Papas") is getting married and wants their ailing father to walk her down the isle but Annie worries that the strain might be too much for him. Meanwhile, Fred (guest star Al Ruscio) and Mrs. Bink (guest star Eileen Brennan) attend premarital counseling with Chandler (Jeremy London), but Fred's mother (guest star Carol Arthur) tries to put a stop to the wedding because she thinks Mrs. Bink is a gold digger; Jimmy (guest star Glen Poehlman) and Pat (guest star Pam Rawuka), two mentally challenged people, decide to get married after just one date and ask Chandler to perform the ceremony, but Jimmy's parents (guest stars Dick Van Patten and Patricia Van Patten) try to put a stop to it.
 

 

 

 

 

No HDTV Tonight

 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Books

"Arabian Nights"
Arabian Nights is hymn to storytelling, a vast compendium of tales of wonder, adventure, eroticism and romance. It tells of its origins, its translations and communicates the delight in storytelling which is at the heart of the book.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Cape Cod"
Explore the beauty of Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Take a bike ride along a beautiful beach on the Lower Cape, blow glass at the factory that revolutionized the glass industry, or cruise off Hyannis and view the Kennedy compound.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Journey Through India

From the Himalayas in the North to the surrounding seas of India’s dramatic coastline, explore India's variety of landscapes, magnificent historical sites, cities booming with culture and a population as diverse as any on the planet.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Origins Of A Royal Road"
Journey along this historic route of communication, conquest and gold, from Mexico City through the Chihuahuan Desert to the mountains of Santa Fe, New Mexico and explore the natural and cultural wonders that dot the landscape along the way.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
An Inside Look: Aircraft Carrier

In every conflict since World War II, the Navy's aircraft carriers have been the United States' ambassador of naval might. Examine these vessels, their crews, and the incredible arsenal they carry, including the aircraft that call these flat-tops home.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Art Of Tattoo

Tattooing is an ancient art, found among traditional cultures all over the globe. Now it's become a ritual for a whole new generation. Get under the skin of devoted tattoo lovers who often go to extremes for their passion.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
In Search Of The King Cobra

Herpetologist and adventurer, Austin Stevens takes to the remote jungles of Southern India in pursuit of the world's largest venomous snake, the king cobra! Follow Austin as he tracks, catches and photographs one of these deadly giants.

11:00AM ET/12:00 C
Beauty Of Snakes, The

Despite their fearsome reputation snakes are some of the most beautiful and fascinating of all creatures. Celebrate some of the world’s most spectacular snakes from the majestic King Cobra to the tiny thread snake to the desert horned viper.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Naomi And Myles"
Myles and Naomi's romance played out like one of their own movie scripts. These film buffs met through a mutual friend and marveled at each others' passion for the business. Now these best friends will exchange vows in a traditional Jewish ceremony.

12:30PM ET/1:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Ringside Revealed"
Pro-wrestlers and best friends, Michele and Valerie, are down for the count when it comes to fashion. They usually wear halter-tops, spandex, sweatpants and sweatshirts. These tomboys are ready to shock their friends with a feminine style.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Marry Me, Melissa!"
Engaged four years before finally setting a wedding date, Marc and Melissa's plans were changed when Marc's mother was diagnosed with cancer. Marc wants to surprise Melissa with a makeover of their Florida room.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Buried Treasures"
Everything good in life is worth looking for. See the largest collection of magic memorabilia in North America. Also a dome home looks simpe from above, but below ground it's a different story.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Water Wheels"
Sail down the highway in some nautically themed vehicles. Bob in Texas plies the asphalt channels of Austin with his Toyboata, Bob in Seattle likes land and sea in his Amphicar and David in Nova Scotia goes bobbing along the road in an art car all about the ocean.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Cape Cod"
Explore the beauty of Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Take a bike ride along a beautiful beach on the Lower Cape, blow glass at the factory that revolutionized the glass industry, or cruise off Hyannis and view the Kennedy compound.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Journey Through India

From the Himalayas in the North to the surrounding seas of India’s dramatic coastline, explore India's variety of landscapes, magnificent historical sites, cities booming with culture and a population as diverse as any on the planet.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Origins Of A Royal Road"
Journey along this historic route of communication, conquest and gold, from Mexico City through the Chihuahuan Desert to the mountains of Santa Fe, New Mexico and explore the natural and cultural wonders that dot the landscape along the way.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
An Inside Look: Aircraft Carrier

In every conflict since World War II, the Navy's aircraft carriers have been the United States' ambassador of naval might. Examine these vessels, their crews, and the incredible arsenal they carry, including the aircraft that call these flat-tops home.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Art Of Tattoo

Tattooing is an ancient art, found among traditional cultures all over the globe. Now it's become a ritual for a whole new generation. Get under the skin of devoted tattoo lovers who often go to extremes for their passion.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
O'shea's Big Adventure

"Spitting Cobra"
Understanding how Spitting Cobras expel venom could help inform the production of anti-venom, a development that could save lives. Search with Mark O'Shea in South Africa as he hunts for cobras and collects venom specimens required for the study.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
African Garden Of Eden

While most of the year the Kalahari Desert is as inhospitable as any place on earth, the rains briefly transform it into a lush oasis. Follow the animals that travel hundreds of miles lured by the water, but stay only until the land becomes barren again.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 46"
In Manhattan Beach, California, Hildi helps two young professionals make their living room look more grown up and sophisticated. Two doors down, Genevieve makes one gross and barren living room lady friendly for the former frat brothers who live there.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom

Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of Nubia. At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was so powerful they actually conquered the Egyptians. Long forgotten, it has been eclipsed by the treasures of Ancient Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally coming into its own.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 46"
In Manhattan Beach, California, Hildi helps two young professionals make their living room look more grown up and sophisticated. Two doors down, Genevieve makes one gross and barren living room lady friendly for the former frat brothers who live there.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom

Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of Nubia. At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was so powerful they actually conquered the Egyptians. Long forgotten, it has been eclipsed by the treasures of Ancient Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally coming into its own.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Mysterious Hanging Coffins Of China

China's leading explorers have been trying to save the last vestiges of a society that buried their dead in coffins hanging off the side of limestone cliffs. Pollution, encroaching urbanization and graverobbers threaten to destroy these artifacts.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Undiscovered Walt Disney World

Think you know Walt Disney World? Think again. Beyond the theme parks, beyond the mouse - we'll show you what Walt Disney World can muster up when you're looking for something more than rides, restaurants, and souvenirs.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 46"
In Manhattan Beach, California, Hildi helps two young professionals make their living room look more grown up and sophisticated. Two doors down, Genevieve makes one gross and barren living room lady friendly for the former frat brothers who live there.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom

Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of Nubia. At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was so powerful they actually conquered the Egyptians. Long forgotten, it has been eclipsed by the treasures of Ancient Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally coming into its own.

 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
InFocus

Bunraku - Bunraku reveals the strict, grueling rehearsals and preparations that artists must undertake to complete a Bunraku puppet theatre presentation. Bunraku is a profession that goes back some 300 years, where puppets are not operated with strings, but highly skilled operators.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Wolf Lake

In the light of the moon, things are never what they seem. That's especially true in the town of Wolf Lake. Set in the Pacific Northwest, this suspense thriller explores what happens when werewolves overtake a small Seattle suburb. Starring Lou Diamond Phillips.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money

Everybody Doesn't Love Eamon - At Molly's, Eamon runs into an old rival of his, Stupak, who has mocked him ever since he screwed up royally on the hockey field. Allison attempts to patch things up between them, but only manages to exacerbate the situation.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Hello My Name Is... - How to create a winning team involving the key players for a successful home renovation.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Designing America

The Hills Are Alive... - ...with the sound of Larry Hagman's childhood home. Tour Time takes us back in time to the home of Mary Martin. Learn how to impress your guests with creative napkin folding techniques and find out what makes the perfect "breakfast in bed."

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe

Out of London - Gaze on Oxford's dreamy spires, browse in the Alice in Wonderland's candy shop, and puzzle over the mysterious megaliths of Stonehenge. Also, tips on driving in England and visiting country pubs.

 

 

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: Jim Sheridan - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks with Jim Sheridan; writer and director of In America, My Left Foot, and In the Name of the Father.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Across America

Cop Comedian, Sheep Dog Trials - Cop by day, comic by night--a New Yorker takes the stage when he's off the beat. Also, some of Oregon's best shopping and high drama at the Meeker, Colorado, Sheep Dog Trials.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Hollywood HD

Raising Helen Premiere, Bob Hope Exhibit - Kate Hudson and the stars of Raising Helen raise you-know-what on the red carpet, the BAADASSSSS who helped change the face of cinema gets the Hollywood treatment -- from his son. And Bob Hope fans can say "thanks for the memories" all over again at an amazing new Hollywood exhibit.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

America: WWII Memorial - World Report travels to Washington, D.C. for a look at the new memorial dedicated to members of the military who served in World War II. The memorial will be formally unveiled on Memorial Day, and honors those who previously had no special monument in the nation's capitol.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

America: Surviving Iraq - World Report cameras come to the homes of American veterans of Iraq who were injured in the conflict. Some have lost limbs and others have debilitating physical injuries. They have all made physical sacrifices, and we see their struggle to simply get on with their lives and how they hope to one day learn to thrive in today's America.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American in Canada

Back to the Good Ole USA - Jake is heading back to Phoenix for a vacation and a job offer. Is he coming back?

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Extended Play: Rusted Root - One of our famous 30-minute Extended Play episodes dedicated to the band Rusted Root. Rusted Root has gained a legion of fans across the world who love their jam band sound. True Music host Katie Daryl sits down with the band before their concert to find out the real reason they take so much time off from touring and what's up with their latest album Welcome to My Party.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

Hogan and the Lady Doctor - Hogan is annoyed when Allied Intelligence puts him under the command of a woman scientist in a plot to sabotage a research lab.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Charlie's Angels

The Prince And The Angel - During a return visit to the States, Jill Munroe (Farrah Fawcett) becomes involved with a wealthy and eccentric European named Eric Railman. He has flare, expensive tastes and charisma. Eric invites Jill to his yacht but their interlude is interrupted by sniper fire. Jill returns the gunshots but the sniper escapes in a speedboat.

 

 

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life

Photographs - After the death of one of her friends, Dolly divides her possessions between her kids while Lydia tries to spend some quality time with her; Lydia has trouble with a photography assignment; Paulie suffers an embarrassing on-the-job injury.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet

Budweiser 150, Seekonk Speedway
Special Encore Presentation

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
True Music

The Vanished, The Broadcast, Little Morphine Annie - Katie Daryl and True Music are excited to deliver you yet another excellent music show! Today please welcome The Vanished, The Broadcast and Little Morphine Annie to the show. You'll not only get to see great concerts in HD, but also learn about life in a band!

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Across America

Queens of the Roller Derby - Co-host Kandace Krueger goes to Austin, Texas, to skate with roller derby royalty, the Texas Roller Girls.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

R&R The Leisure Show - Home spas, the right plant for the right place, backyard golfing greens, click lock flooring, and mechanical systems.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Academy of Digital Television Pioneers Awards 2004

Through a variety of award categories, the Academy members recognize outstanding achievements in bringing high definition television to consumers.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report

Panama: Widening A Crucial Waterway - World Report cameras are in Panama to look at the limitations of the present canal, and the potential for widening it. Some ocean going vessels are bigger than ever before, and therefore too wide to fit through the present canal. So... what is a small Central American country to do without ruining its economy?

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere

Last Rites for Lucci - In the aftermath of the Steelgrave case, Vinnie tries to rid himself of his lingering feelings of betrayal and disloyalty by risking his life to save an old friend from the Brooklyn neighborhood who is the target of a hitmanÕs contract.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere

Bully the Kid - Andy is asked to baby-sit Jessica's nephew, and ends up being blackmailed in the process.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere

Houston Part 2 - Join the Get Out! crew as they tailgate with the fans at Superbowl XXXVIII and join in the pre and post parties of the biggest sports event on the planet. Also, Nellie gets a VIP tour of Houston super disco HUSH.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations

France - Oui Oui!!!! From the Cannes film festival to San Tropez, join the Bikini Destinations models shopping and strutting on location in the south of France.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The Newsroom - Premiere

Slow Leak - Jim finds the perfect woman who is also heir to an $800 million fortune. This makes George insane with jealousy and leads to his arrest for stealing $8 per pound cherries at in a high-end grocery store.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy

Last Rites for Lucci - In the aftermath of the Steelgrave case, Vinnie tries to rid himself of his lingering feelings of betrayal and disloyalty by risking his life to save an old friend from the Brooklyn neighborhood who is the target of a hitmanÕs contract.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Bully the Kid - Andy is asked to baby-sit Jessica's nephew, and ends up being blackmailed in the process.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!

Houston Part 2 - Join the Get Out! crew as they tailgate with the fans at Superbowl XXXVIII and join in the pre and post parties of the biggest sports event on the planet. Also, Nellie gets a VIP tour of Houston super disco HUSH.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations

France - Oui Oui!!!! From the Cannes film festival to San Tropez, join the Bikini Destinations models shopping and strutting on location in the south of France.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Newsroom

Slow Leak - Jim finds the perfect woman who is also heir to an $800 million fortune. This makes George insane with jealousy and leads to his arrest for stealing $8 per pound cherries at in a high-end grocery store.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Academy of Digital Television Pioneers Awards 2004

Through a variety of award categories, the Academy members recognize outstanding achievements in bringing high definition television to consumers.

2:40AM ET/1:40 C
Odyssey 5

L.D.U. 7 - Sarah, Taggart and Mendel go undercover at a high tech prison to interview an inmate who may have uncovered the Sentient plot.

 

 

 

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Fugitive

Far From Home - A fight between Kimble and an abusive husband leaves the fugitive with a choice: Run for his freedom before the cops arrive, or stay to save the life of the violent wife beater.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division

A Life of its Own - Two crimes committed in opposite corners of the city draw the attention of Los Angeles' elite detective unit, the Robbery Homicide Division. The first: a shooting outside a Koreatown nightclub. The second: the massacre of a family in Van Nuys.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Wild Secrets

Lions: A pride of Their Own - There comes a time when every young male lion is forced out of the pride in which he was born. Little was known about the lives of these adolescent nomads until a three year study followed three brothers as they struggled to survive in the no man's land between the prides.

 

 
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8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Andre

PG - 1:34 - 1994
Cast: Keith Carradine, Tina Majorino, Joshua Jackson Director: George Miller
The young daughter of a Maine harbormaster befriends a seal named Andre.

9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Blankman

PG-13 - 1:35 - 1994
Cast: Damon Wayans, David Alan Grier, Robin Givens Director: Mike Binder
Self-appointed superhero, without super powers, fights crime with his homemade inventions.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

PG-13 - 1:59 - 1993
Cast: Jason Scott Lee, Lauren Holly, Robert Wagner Director: Rob Cohen
The moving life story of martial arts legend Bruce Lee.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Fearless

R - 2:02 - 1993
Cast: Jeff Bridges, Isabella Rossellini, Rosie Perez Director: Peter Weir
After surviving a plane crash, two suvivors help each other deal with the psychological impact on their lives.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Code of Silence

R - 1:41 - 1985
Cast: Chuck Norris, Henry Silva, Bert Remsen Director: Andrew Davis
A cop, shunned by his fellow officers for ratting one of them out, combats two rival gangs alone.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Three Days of the Condor

R - 1:57 - 1975
Cast: Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson Director: Sydney Pollack
A CIA researcher must discover the identities of his co-worker's murderers before they find him.

7:15PM ET/6:15 C
Battle Of The Bulge

NR - 2:43 - 1965
Cast: Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw, Robert Ryan Director: Ken Annakin
Reenactment of the battle during the winter of 1944, when Hitler planned a secret offensive to recapture lost territory.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
In Country

R - 1:55 - 1989
Cast: Bruce Willis, Emily Lloyd, Joan Allen Director: Norman Jewison
A Kentucky teenage girl, who lives with her Vietnam Veteran uncle, tries to learn more about her father, who died in Vietnam.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hamburger Hill

R - 1:49 - 1987
Cast: Anthony Barrile, Don Cheadle, Dylan McDermott Director: John Irvin
A vivid and realistic Vietnam war film about the gruesome battle for Hamburger Hill.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
In Country

R - 1:55 - 1989
Cast: Bruce Willis, Emily Lloyd, Joan Allen Director: Norman Jewison
A Kentucky teenage girl, who lives with her Vietnam Veteran uncle, tries to learn more about her father, who died in Vietnam.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
The Border

R - 1:49 - 1982
Cast: Jack Nicholson, Harvey Keitel, Valerie Perrine Director: Tony Richardson
When a little girl is kidnapped and winds up for sale on the black market, a border agent decides to change his crooked ways.
 

8:05AM ET/7:05 C
Batman Forever

PG13 Time: 121  
Batman's back and he's got double trouble on his hands! Arch-villains Two-Face (Tommy Lee Jones) and The Riddler (Jim Carrey) team up to terrorize Gotham City and uncover the Caped Crusader's identity. But Batman's part of a team, too...he's got Robin on his side! The action is swift, the sets are stunning, and Jim Carrey "is great fun here, channeling every ounce of malevolent energy into ruining Batman's day" (Ne

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Desert Saints

R Time: 88  
Police pursue a hit man with a peculiar modus operandi--he picks up women, uses them to assist with his hits, and then kills them. When he picks up a female hitchhiker on a desert road, business proceeds as usual: he plans to involve her in his latest job, the assassination of a Mexican drug dealer. But things may not be what they seem in this thriller packed with twists and double-crosses. With Kiefer Sutherland, Melora Waters (Magnolia), Jamey Sheridan.

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
When Justice Fails

R Time: 90  
The mutilation-murders of two notorious sex offenders lead detective Jeff Fahey to get intimate with a beautiful deaf prosecutor--who just happens to have lost both cases. Marlee Matlin costars as the sexy district attorney, whose budding relationship with the ace cop may be destroyed by evidence that points to her as the killer in this fast-paced suspense flick.

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
The Transporter

PG13 Time: 92  
He will transport anything for anyone, and he operates under three simple rules, the most important of which is to never look in the package. Jason Statham (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) stars as the former Special Forces operative who runs an unscrupulous criminal delivery enterprise. When he breaks his cardinal rule by opening a bag that contains a beautiful young woman, Martin's conscience gets put to the test...until the Chinese human slave importers he's dealing with come calling on him with bullets instead of cash! Shu Qi and Francois Berleand co-star. Directed by Corey Yuen.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
The Tuxedo

PG13 Time: 98  
Jackie Chan takes dressing for success to a comical new level in this action-comedy about a hapless cab driver who dons a high-tech tuxedo that transforms its wearer into a martial arts master. Jimmy Tong (Chan) is the easy-going cabbie whose job chauffeuring a wealthy secret agent takes a hilarious turn when the man is injured and Jimmy is forced to put on the battle-ready threads in an effort to stop an arch-villain with plans to control the world's water supply. Jennifer Love Hewitt co-stars as a sexy, straight-laced scientist who thinks Jimmy is the real secret agent. Also with Jason Isaacs, Debi Mazar and Peter Stormare. Directed by Kevin Donovan.

6:10PM ET/5:10 C
City By The Sea

R Time: 108  
Robert De Niro excels in this fact-based drama about a seasoned homicide detective who becomes torn between duty and family when his troubled son is suspected of murder. Vincent LaMarca (De Niro) is a cop who believes the punishment should fit the crime, but when a drug dealer's slaying points to LaMarca's strung-out son Joey (James Franco), the lawman struggles to come to grips with the situation. Frances McDormand (Almost Famous) co-stars as LaMarca's occasional lover and confidante. Also with George Dzundza, Patti LuPone, William Forsythe and Eliza Dushku (Wrong Turn).

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Head Of State

PG13 Time: 95  
Chris Rock takes his spirited style of humor to the White House in this outrageous political comedy about a black Washington, D.C. politician who finds himself thrust into the race for president. Mays Gilliam (Rock) is a hard-working alderman whose run of bad luck ends when he's selected to run for president after his party's top candidate is killed in a plane crash. He's expected to lose...until his straight-shooting message begins to connect with voters to the dismay of his smarmy opponent. Bernie Mac is a riot as Mays' anger-prone brother/running mate. Also with Dylan Baker, Nick Searcy, Robin Givens and Lynn Whitfield.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Drumline

PG13 Time: 118  
A talented, but cocky marching band drummer's inability to march to anything but his own beat lands him in hot water with everything--and everyone--he cares about in a Georgia university. Nick Cannon stars as Devon, a Harlem native whose incredible talent for pounding the skins earns him a scholarship to Atlanta A & T, but whose showboating earns him the wrath of bandmates, his band leader and his girlfriend. Can Devon learn to become a team player before they perform at an annual competition with rival schools? Zoe Saldana and Orlando Jones co-star in this "entertaining and enthusiastically told tale" (L.A. Times). Directed by Charles Stone; written by Tina Gordon Chism and Shawn Schepps.

1:40AM ET/12:40 C
The Transporter

PG13 Time: 92  
He will transport anything for anyone, and he operates under three simple rules, the most important of which is to never look in the package. Jason Statham (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) stars as the former Special Forces operative who runs an unscrupulous criminal delivery enterprise. When he breaks his cardinal rule by opening a bag that contains a beautiful young woman, Martin's conscience gets put to the test...until the Chinese human slave importers he's dealing with come calling on him with bullets instead of cash! Shu Qi and Francois Berleand co-star. Directed by Corey Yuen.

5:40AM ET/4:40 C
Head Of State

PG13 Time: 95  
Chris Rock takes his spirited style of humor to the White House in this outrageous political comedy about a black Washington, D.C. politician who finds himself thrust into the race for president. Mays Gilliam (Rock) is a hard-working alderman whose run of bad luck ends when he's selected to run for president after his party's top candidate is killed in a plane crash. He's expected to lose...until his straight-shooting message begins to connect with voters to the dismay of his smarmy opponent. Bernie Mac is a riot as Mays' anger-prone brother/running mate. Also with Dylan Baker, Nick Searcy, Robin Givens and Lynn Whitfield.
 

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Singles

PG13 Time: 99
Some of Hollywood's brightest young stars are single in Seattle in this "buoyant, utterly charming" (New York Times) romantic comedy-drama about dating and mating among the under-30 crowd. Some are looking for love, others for sex, and they're all likably real. Matt Dillon is a comic standout as a no-talent grunge musician. With Kyra Sedgwick, Sheila Kelley and Bill Pullman. Directed by Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous).

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Chasing Papi

PG Time: 80
A Latino Casanova courts three Hispanic women in three different cities until they find out about one another in this comedy. Papi is a suave, handsome executive in Los Angeles with girlfriends in each city in which travels for business. One lover, Lorena, is a sophisticated lawyer from Chicago, but when she meets Cici from Miami and Patricia from New York at Papi's home one afternoon, it's a full-fledged catfight as each beautiful woman fights for her man. Starring Roselyn Sanchez, Sofia Vergara, Jaci Velasquez and Eduardo Verastegui. Directed by Linda Mendoza. Subtitled.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Two Much

PG13 Time: 118
A professional con artist who moonlights as an art gallery owner juggles a romance with two sisters by creating an alter ego for himself in this delightful comedy. Antonio Banderas stars as Art Dodge, an art gallery owner and compelling liar who cons new widows into believing their deceased beloveds purchased his artwork. Melanie Griffith co-stars as a mobster's ex-wife and Daryl Hannah plays her sister, both of whom Art romances by creating a fictitious twin brother. Co-starring Danny Aiello, Joan Cusack and Eli Wallach. Screenplay by Fernando Trueba and David Trueba based on the novel by Donald Westlak

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Stand And Deliver

PG Time: 103
Math teacher Jaime Escalante stalks the aisles of his high-school classroom brandishing a meat cleaver. He delivers a karate chop to a guy giving the wrong answer. The result? He turns disgruntled teens into academic champions. Edward James Olmos was nominated for the 1988 Best Actor Oscar(R) as the dedicated educator in this comedy-drama based on fact. With Lou Diamond Phillips and Andy Garcia.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Something The Lord Made

TVPG Time: 109
Two men--one a wealthy white chief surgeon, the other a poor black lab technician--achieve a monumental medical breakthrough that earned one accolades...and the other a painful lesson in racism and unequal opportunity. Working in 1940s Baltimore on an unprecedented technique for performing heart surgery on "blue babies," Dr. Alfred Blalock (Alan Rickman) and lab tech Vivien Thomas (Mos Def) form an impressive team. But even as the two invent a new field of medicine--saving thousands of lives in the process--social pressures threaten to undermine their collaboration and tear their friendship apart. Mary Stuart Masterson, Gabrielle Union. With Charles Dutton, Kyra Sedgwick. Directed by Joseph Sargent; written by Peter Silverman and Todd Philips.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Murder By Numbers

R Time: 120
Two high-school killers play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with determined detective Sandra Bullock in this nerve-jangling thriller. Like a teenage Leopold and Loeb, Richard Haywood and his buddy Justin Pendleton forge a chilling contract to commit the perfect murder. But Cassie Mayweather (Bullock) is an emotionally tangled cop who isn't fooled so easily, and as she begins to connect the dots in a slaying that seems too random, it leads her down a dangerous path toward an inevitable clash with the young thrill killers. Ryan Gosling, Michael Pitt, Ben Chaplin and Chris Penn co-star. Directed by Barbet Schroeder (Single White Female).

11:35PM ET/10:35 C
Something The Lord Made

TVPG Time: 109
Two men--one a wealthy white chief surgeon, the other a poor black lab technician--achieve a monumental medical breakthrough that earned one accolades...and the other a painful lesson in racism and unequal opportunity. Working in 1940s Baltimore on an unprecedented technique for performing heart surgery on "blue babies," Dr. Alfred Blalock (Alan Rickman) and lab tech Vivien Thomas (Mos Def) form an impressive team. But even as the two invent a new field of medicine--saving thousands of lives in the process--social pressures threaten to undermine their collaboration and tear their friendship apart. Mary Stuart Masterson, Gabrielle Union. With Charles Dutton, Kyra Sedgwick. Directed by Joseph Sargent; written by Peter Silverman and Todd Philips.

1:50AM ET/12:50 C
Shattered Image

R Time: 102
To sleep, perchance to dream...and wake up in a different life. Jessie goes to sleep every night not knowing who she'll be in the morning--a coldblooded Seattle hit woman or a tormented newlywed on a honeymoon in Jamaica. Jessie's two lives feature a disturbingly similar cast of characters...but with very different intentions. Is one life a dream? Or both? Jessie must struggle to discover her true identity and save herself in this homage to the classic thrillers of Hitchcock and other masters. Starring Anne Parillaud (La Femme Nikita).

3:35AM ET/2:35 C
Blowback

R Time: 91
Tough cop Mario Van Peebles finds his worst nightmare realized when he discovers that the killer he spent years trying to put in the gas chamber was secretly saved by the CI

5:05AM ET/4:05 C
Blood Work

R Time: 110
Clint Eastwood directed and stars in this gritty crime thriller about an ailing ex-lawman who undertakes an arduous mission to catch a killer. Based on Michael Connelly's bestseller, the film stars the cagey actor as Terry McCaleb, a retired FBI detective who is recovering from a heart transplant when he meets the beautiful Graciella Rivers, a young woman who believes McCaleb can find her sister's killer. Popping medication like candy, McCaleb takes the case, but as he slowly draws closer to uncovering the criminal's identity, he realizes there is a shocking connection to his former career. Jeff Daniels co-stars as McCaleb's slacker neighbor and chauffeur. Also with Anjelica Huston, Wanda De Jesus, Tina Lifford, Paul Rodriguez and Dylan Walsh.

 

6:05AM ET/5:05 C
Orange County

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
The New Adventures of Pinocchio

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
TVPG 1h 29m
Martin Landau reprises his role in this charming fantasy sequel as Geppetto, the Italian woodcarver who created a real boy (Gabriel Thomson) out of a puppet. This time, a magic elixir purchased from a mysterious medical practitioner (Udo Kier) at an odd traveling carnival turns Geppetto himself into a puppet, forcing Pinocchio to embark on an adventure that will help return his father to human form. Warwick Davis costars in this delightful production from director Michael Anderson ("Logan's Run," "Orca").

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Enigma

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 59m
Espionage and intrigue are the name of the game in this spy drama about an intelligence operative (Dougray Scott) during World War II whose brilliant work on the "Enigma" code-breaking machine has driven him to nervous exhaustion. After a much-needed leave, he returns to discover that the Germans have devised an unbreakable code - and that a one-time lover and co-worker (Saffron Burrows) has disappeared. Kate Winslet and Jeremy Northam costar in this tense war thriller from director Michael Apted ("The World is Not Enough").

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
The Sum of Us

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 40m
Before he became a Hollywood sensation, Russell Crowe made a number of acclaimed films Down Under, such as this touching comedy from Geoff Burton and Kevin Dowling, about the ultimate Aussie odd couple: Harry (Jack Thompson), a widower, and his beloved gay son Jeff (Crowe). The pair are not only father and son, they are also roomies. Despite some hilariously awkward moments caused by Harry's blind acceptance of his son's lifestyle, the two form a loving bond even as they each try to find a long-term romantic mate.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Orange County

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Hunt For Red October

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 2h 16m
Alec Baldwin is heroic intelligence analyst Jack Ryan in the first, and perhaps finest adaptation of novelist Tom Clancy's many high-tech military best-sellers. When a renegade Soviet submarine captain (Sean Connery) goes missing while in command of a dangerous new silent-propulsion vessel named "Red October," it's up to CIA naval warfare expert Ryan and a skeptical American submarine captain (Scott Glenn) to find the boat and take possession of her valuable secret. James Earl Jones costars in this gripping, fast-paced adventure.

10:15PM ET/9:15 C
K-19: The Widowmaker

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 19m
Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson star in this gripping, fact-based action drama about the crew of a crippled Russian submarine - the communist country's first nuclear vessel, and one that's nearing a meltdown that could spark a worldwide conflagration at the height of the Cold War. Kathryn Bigelow ("Near Dark") directed this taut thriller costarring Peter Sarsgaard and Joss Ackland.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
The Sum of Us

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 40m
Before he became a Hollywood sensation, Russell Crowe made a number of acclaimed films Down Under, such as this touching comedy from Geoff Burton and Kevin Dowling, about the ultimate Aussie odd couple: Harry (Jack Thompson), a widower, and his beloved gay son Jeff (Crowe). The pair are not only father and son, they are also roomies. Despite some hilariously awkward moments caused by Harry's blind acceptance of his son's lifestyle, the two form a loving bond even as they each try to find a long-term romantic mate.

 

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Local Boys

Two brothers grieving the loss of their father spend the summer surfing and making new friends.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Phenomenon

An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Miami Rhapsody

A young woman thinks twice about marriage after her family's infidelities are revealed.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Friday After Next

In the third Friday movie, Craig and Day-Day get their own place and find jobs as mall security guards. Starring Ice Cube.

3:10AM ET/2:10 C
Final Destination 2

After a horrifying premonition of a car accident, a young woman saves herself and others from their deaths. But has she really outcheated death?
 

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
The Impossible Elephant

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
TVPG - V 1h 35m
A lonely youth (Mark Rendall) who wishes upon a star for a loyal pet to keep him company is thrilled when a magical elephant appears in his backyard, but his skeptical father (Nicholas Lea) gives the enormous animal away to a local zoo. Mia Sara ("Legend," "Timecop") costars in this family adventure.

9:15AM ET/8:15 C
It Runs In The Family

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
PG 1h 26m
The long-awaited follow-up to 1983's "A Christmas Story" moves out of winter to chronicle one unforgettable summer in Parker family history--including feuding hillbilly neighbors, killer spinning tops and the great "gravy boat rebellion." Nostalgic comedy with Charles Grodin, Mary Steenburgen and Kieran Culkin, based on the writings of author Jean Shepherd, who also narrates.

10:45AM ET/9:45 C
Serving Sara

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy as a process server who falls for the spurned wife (Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's supposed to deliver divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore, Cedric the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable romp from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The Ladies Man").

12:35AM ET/11:35 C
A Shot In The Dark

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 43m
Director Blake Edwards' second Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) comedy is a gem, positioning the bumbling sleuth as murder suspect Elke Sommer's only supporter. Coscripted by Edwards and William Peter Blatty, this farcical classic costars George Sanders, Herbert Lom, Tracy Reed, Burt Kwouk, Graham Stark and Andre Maranne.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Serving Sara

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy as a process server who falls for the spurned wife (Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's supposed to deliver divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore, Cedric the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable romp from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The Ladies Man").

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
What's Love Got To Do With It

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne turn in a pair of towering, Oscar-nominated performances as legendary rockers Ike and Tina Turner in this widely acclaimed adaptation of the latter's best-selling autobiography, "I, Tina." It's a painful recollection of her life, from a church choir childhood in Nut Bush, Tennessee through her abusive marriage to Ike, to not just one but two separate trips to the pinnacle of international stardom. Vanessa Bell Calloway and Khandi Alexander costar.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CQ

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 28m
In 1969, there's trouble brewing on the Paris set of the cartoon sexpionage saga "Dragonfly." After firing the film's arty auteur (Gerard Depardieu), its Italian producer (Giancarlo Giannini) gives the reins to a young American filmmaker (Jeremy Davis) who has been shooting his own film diary while abroad. Now he is faced with coming up with a new ending for "Dragonfly," while coping with the distractions of his sultry leading lady (Angela Lindvall). In his feature debut, Roman Coppola recreates a loving tribute to the world of late '60s pop.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Mystery Train

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 51m
Filmmaker Jim Jarmusch ("Dead Man") brings his distinctively cool sensibility to three separate yet related tales set in the land of Elvis. At one of Memphis's seedier budget hotels, a pair of Japanese tourists (Masatoshi Nagase, Youki Kudoh) arrives on a pilgrimage to the rock and roll Mecca; an Italian widow (Nicoletta Braschi) spends an unexpectedly eventful night before returning to Rome; and three petty hoods (Joe Strummer, Rick Aviles and Steve Buscemi) hole up after a robbery. An original and hauntingly romantic slice of real Americana.

 

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