HDTV Daily Programming Guide for Wednesday, June 16, 2004

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16 2004
 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Samba Story"
In the process of spicing up their date nights, Michael gets jealous when Janet becomes the apple of their hot Samba dance instructor's eye. But the tables turn when the male instructor is replaced with gorgeous bombshell Selma (guest star Sofia Vergara), and Janet must deal with Michael being the center of attention. Meanwhile, everyone wonders how Claire's uncoordinated and less-than-rhythmic moves earned her a spot on the cheerleading squad.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Drew Carey Show

"At Your Cervix"
When Kellie makes a really big announcement, Drew is more determined than ever to get her to commit. But things go from bad to worse when he tries to enlist Kellie's parents (guest stars Michael Gross and Susan Sullivan) in his campaign to make Kellie his bride.

 

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
The Drew Carey Show

"Sealed in a Kiss"
When his dad takes a tumble off Drew's roof and dies, Drew is devastated, all the moreso when he reads his late father's journal and realizes that he isn't mentioned once. Determined to give his father a great military send-off, his good intentions go terribly wrong when he orders a casket with a Marine Corps logo and instead gets one engraved with the logo for the rock band Kiss.

 

 

The Young and The Restless
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The King Of Queens

"Doug Less I and II"
When friends begin complimenting Doug on his new svelte figure, Carrie becomes jealous of all the attention he’s receiving. Later, Doug decides to surprise Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but romance quickly turns to anger when Carrie discovers that he was at the same resort with his last girlfriend.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order

"Hands Free"
When pieces of a murdered, mal-content East Village resident's body are discovered in several different trash piles, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) point their suspicions to the victim's girlfriend after uncovering traces of blood in her apartment. However, when their prime suspect turns out to be a man living under an assumed name to escape decade old murder allegations, the detectives are left searching for a motive for this homicide. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.Epatha Merkerson also star.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Jarod Miller, James Garner, Diana Krall

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Impulse"

Boarding a damaged Vulcan vessel adrift in an asteroid field, Archer and his team discover that the remaining crew have mutated into violent, zombie-like creatures, and when T’Pol begins to succumb to the mutation, the crew must fight their way out before they lose T’Pol forever.
Rating: TVPG-V

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Books

"Wuthering Heights"
Emily Brontë lived like a recluse in a fantasy world that she and her siblings started when she was six. "Wuthering Heights," a novel of thwarted passion and cruelty that was considered immoral when first published.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
We Built This City

"Paris"
The City of Lights hasn't always been a city of romance and glamour. Follow the birth and growth of the great cathedrals, museums, royal palaces and the fashion districts that have made Paris famous.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Road Trip

"Albuquerque - Aspen"
Hosts Steven Lee and Tina Maddigan make their way from the high plateaus of New Mexico to the high mountains of Colorado. Learn about Los Alamos' nuclear beginnings, Durango's "Wild West" history, and visit an old mine in Silverton.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Road Trip

"Orlando - Key West"
Join hosts Steven Lee and Tina Maddigan as they cruise along the coastal highways of Florida. From the theme parks of Orlando to the seaside resorts of Sanibel, this is the ultimate Sunshine State extravaganza.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Washington The Beautiful

Experience the scenic wonders and celebrations that make Washington state unique. Travel across the state from the scenic vistas of Mount Rainier and the tulip fields of Skagit Valley to the urban landscape of Seattle.

11:00AM ET/12:00 C
Anaconda!

South African photographer and adventurer Austin Stevens is travelling to the Amazon to catch a wild anaconda in the water, and attempt to bring it to land.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Jennifer & Len"
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12:30PM ET/1:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Baptist Choir Belles"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Love At First Sight"
Samantha wants to thank Jason for his devotion with a backyard makeover that combines his interests with hers. Rebecca helps design an outdoor backyard area where the two can cook and relax in harmony.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Beyond City Limits"
These folks find creativity away from the hustle and bustle of city life. See these country homes so uniquely decorated, you'd think they belonged in a museum.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Wheels To Die For"
Some folks don't want to rest in peace - they'd rather be roadworthy forever. Meet the gothic members of a Denver hearse club, a Joker's hearse, and coffin racers in Colorado - who must be in a hurry to reach the end.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
We Built This City

"Paris"
The City of Lights hasn't always been a city of romance and glamour. Follow the birth and growth of the great cathedrals, museums, royal palaces and the fashion districts that have made Paris famous.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Road Trip

"Albuquerque - Aspen"
Hosts Steven Lee and Tina Maddigan make their way from the high plateaus of New Mexico to the high mountains of Colorado. Learn about Los Alamos' nuclear beginnings, Durango's "Wild West" history, and visit an old mine in Silverton.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Road Trip

"Orlando - Key West"
Join hosts Steven Lee and Tina Maddigan as they cruise along the coastal highways of Florida. From the theme parks of Orlando to the seaside resorts of Sanibel, this is the ultimate Sunshine State extravaganza.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Discovering Argentina

With its incredibly diverse landscape and rich history, Argentina has long been a destination for settlers, adventure-seekers, writers and tourists.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Niagara Falls: Raging Rapids

As her 10 million annual visitors know, the spectacular Niagara Falls and the magnificent gorge they created leave a lasting impression. Created 12,500 years ago by glacial movement, the gorge's sheer face opens a window into the earth.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Med Air

"Orbis - Survival Flight"
The ORBIS DC-10 is a one-of-a-kind flying eye hospital dedicated to restoring the sight of citizens in Tanzania. In the U.S., unique custom designed helicopters have been turned into intensive care wards in the sky.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Rides

"The Moal"
Steve Moal and his two sons create hot rods in a garage that was started by Steve's grandfather. The Moals are working to build an all-aluminum Boatell with a GT 40 Cobra power plant in time for the L.A. Auto Show.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Inside The Space Station

Meet individuals from across the world who have banded together to construct the world's first home in space. Trace the technological and cultural hurdles these space pioneers have overcome as computer imagery takes you inside the space station itself.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Med Air

"Orbis - Survival Flight"
The ORBIS DC-10 is a one-of-a-kind flying eye hospital dedicated to restoring the sight of citizens in Tanzania. In the U.S., unique custom designed helicopters have been turned into intensive care wards in the sky.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Rides

"The Moal"
Steve Moal and his two sons create hot rods in a garage that was started by Steve's grandfather. The Moals are working to build an all-aluminum Boatell with a GT 40 Cobra power plant in time for the L.A. Auto Show.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Inside The Space Station

Meet individuals from across the world who have banded together to construct the world's first home in space. Trace the technological and cultural hurdles these space pioneers have overcome as computer imagery takes you inside the space station itself.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Unfolding Universe

A team of astronomers and scientists try to pinpoint the location of a strange presence hidden deep in the core of the galaxy. What they find in this mysterious realm harbors clues to the origin of the world and a future course to the galaxy and universe.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Med Air

"Orbis - Survival Flight"
The ORBIS DC-10 is a one-of-a-kind flying eye hospital dedicated to restoring the sight of citizens in Tanzania. In the U.S., unique custom designed helicopters have been turned into intensive care wards in the sky.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Rides

"The Moal"
Steve Moal and his two sons create hot rods in a garage that was started by Steve's grandfather. The Moals are working to build an all-aluminum Boatell with a GT 40 Cobra power plant in time for the L.A. Auto Show.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Inside The Space Station

Meet individuals from across the world who have banded together to construct the world's first home in space. Trace the technological and cultural hurdles these space pioneers have overcome as computer imagery takes you inside the space station itself.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
InFocus

IMAX Amazing Journeys - Experience some of nature's most incredible spectacles as millions of creatures undertake extraordinary journeys of survival.

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
The Song of Africa

A visual and musical celebration of Africa.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Wolf Lake

Soup to Nuts - Kanin imagines Ruby seducing him. She tells him that they are two of a kind and he sees himself half-transformed in the mirror. Willard and Vivian share a quiet moment and a dance.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
What About Joan

No Bar is an Island - Joan invades Jake's most sacred place, his best friend Steinie's bar, to help a friend find a job as a waitress. However, this plan does not sit well with Jake and Steinie.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Boarder Dude - Insulation, fireplaces, the first phase of the Macauley/Clark House restorations begin, and financing options.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Designing America

Paris in Springtime! - Tour Time travels to Paris, a 1950's bungalow turns into a modern "land loft", meet a wrought iron artist, and experience a media room makeover!

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe

Amsterdam and the Netherlands - Visit the country that inspired the Dutch masters. Bicycle to Amsterdam's great art museums to see the works of Rembrandt and Van Gogh. Also tips on buying Delft china and getting around by trolley.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Higher Definition

Pilot - Pop-culture writer Robert Wilonsky talks with filmmakers, actors and other famous people about the making of entertainment in the age of high-definition. This isn't your average sitdown chit-chat show, but a program that takes full advantage of high definition--interesting talk with fascinating people in entertaining situations, in other words. Interspersed with interviews, we will preview upcoming films and TV shows with high-def clips.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Across America

Desert Racing, Tennessee Whisky - Across America tracks a new way to win in Las Vegas: Desert Racing. Then power shopping inside the DC beltway. And tourists flock to a dry county in search of Tennessee whiskey.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Hollywood HD

Stepford Wives, The Terminal - The stars of The Stepford Wives are perfect models of propriety and good manners on the red carpet and Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg make a perfect landing at the premiere of their latest collaboration, The Terminal.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

The American West: Desert Dangers - As Americans seek a better quality of life, and continue to experience a substantial growth in population, wildlife habitat disappears. In the desert southwest, the wildlife is small and deadly and seems to fight back. See an unusual presentation of scorpions and Africanized bees and other desert dangers that threaten man's expansion in the warmer climates.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Florida: Making Every Vote Honestly Count - World Report travels to Florida to learn how the voting process has changed since the "hanging chads" of 2000. Surprisingly, there may still be problems for Florida voters, four years later.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada

A Kiss is Just A Kiss - Judy pressures Jake to re-sign his contract while Jake secretly awaits a job offer from Dateline. Dennis prepares for his 'humanitarian mission' to Cuba by buying a fridge for his foster chick.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Eisley, Ween - Join True Music host Katie Daryl for with the melodic band Eisley - a group ranging in age from 16-20, recently signed to Warner Brothers Records and just off tour with Coldplay. Also featured this week is the underground band Ween. Plus, don't tune out before seeing the latest HD music video from the LA rock band What Goes Around.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

Heil Klink - Hogan hides a defecting German bigwig in Stalag 13 and convinces Klink that the fugitive is really Der Fuehrer.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
In-Laws

Pilot - Financially strapped newlyweds Matt and Alex Landis move into the suburban home of the bride's well-off parents. From the get-go, there's tension between the affable Matt, a would-be chef, and his inflexible father-in-law.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Bette

Pilot - When Danny DeVito asks Bette to play his mother in his TV show and when Roy falls asleep on her, Bette begins to thinks she's getting old.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life

Heart Problems - The family becomes overly protective after Frank suffers a mild heart attack; Victor avoids dealing with his 11 year-old daughter; Candy reveals a startling revelation to Paulie.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
InFocus

Precipice of Survial: The Southern Sea Otter - This program explores how the struggling sea otter population in central California is being helped by a diverse team of scientists and volunteers. Our cameras capture the compelling whiskered animals in their habitat, as well as explaining what it takes "to survive" as a sea otter.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Smart Travels Europe

Vienna and the Danube - Habsburg palaces, coffee houses, Strauss waltzes...all symbolic of Vienna. We get a behind-the-scenes peek at how exquisite china is made at Augarten, Europe's second oldest porcelain manufacturer. Then we cruise the Danube past vineyards and castles, stop at the dazzling Melk Abbey, and we sample "new" wines.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Major League Soccer

New York MetroStars @ San Jose Earthquakes
Special Encore Presentation

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report

Florida: Making Every Vote Honestly Count - World Report travels to Florida to learn how the voting process has changed since the "hanging chads" of 2000. Surprisingly, there may still be problems for Florida voters, four years later.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
In-Laws - Premiere

Mother's Nature - Patti LuPone plays Matt's outspoken mother, an environmental activist battling Victor over his plans to build on protected wetlands.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Greetings from Tucson - Premiere

Working Mothers of America - When Elizabeth takes a job as a bank teller to earn extra money needed for Maria's college education, Joaquin predicts that the kids will suffer, then proceeds to make sure that they do.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
HDNet Boxing

Hudson Civic Center, New York - Featuring the NABA Welterweight Championship between Chris Smith and Luis Hernandez. Other fighters include Joshua Clottey, Christian Lloyd Joseph, Fernely Feliz, and Catskill sensation Leonard Pierre.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
In-Laws

Mother's Nature - Patti LuPone plays Matt's outspoken mother, an environmental activist battling Victor over his plans to build on protected wetlands.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Greetings from Tucson

Working Mothers of America - When Elizabeth takes a job as a bank teller to earn extra money needed for Maria's college education, Joaquin predicts that the kids will suffer, then proceeds to make sure that they do.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
HDNet Boxing

Hudson Civic Center, New York - Featuring the NABA Welterweight Championship between Chris Smith and Luis Hernandez. Other fighters include Joshua Clottey, Christian Lloyd Joseph, Fernely Feliz, and Catskill sensation Leonard Pierre.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
True Music

The Vanished, The Broadcast, Little Morphine Annie - Katie Daryl and True Music are excited to deliver you yet another excellent music show! Today please welcome The Vanished, The Broadcast and Little Morphine Annie to the show. You'll not only get to see great concerts in HD, but also learn about life in a band!

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Odyssey 5

Kitten - Neil is targeted by a Sentient computer code that is determined to take control of his life.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Fugitive

Miles To Go - While hunting for the One-Armed Man in Maine, Kimble is taken hostage by a man, who accidentally killed a logging foreman, and his sister.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division

2028 - When a rapist preying exclusively on wealthy women escalates to murder, Cole and his team must not only find the murderer but also make sense of an inexplicable change in his pattern.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Wild Secrets

Short-tailed Shearwater: Pacific Nomads - Short-tailed shearwaters are the ultimate long-distance travelers. Over the course of a year, they travel an incredible 30,000 km around the globe in search of food. We witness the birth and death of chicks on these isolated shores and then follow the next generation back to Hokkaido, Japan where the journey begins all over again.
 

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6:15AM ET/5:15 C
The Formula

R - 1:57 - 1980
Cast: George C. Scott, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud Director: John G. Avildsen
A detective investigates a murdered friend's involvement with a secret formula developed by the Nazis to make gasoline from synthetic products.

8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Fool's Parade

PG - 1:38 - 1971
Cast: James Stewart, George Kennedy, Anne Baxter Director: Andrew V. McLaglen
A crooked prison guard hunts down three ex-cons in hopes of relieving them of the money they saved while incarcerated.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Article 99

R - 1:39 - 1992
Cast: Ray Liotta, Kiefer Sutherland, Forest Whitaker Director: Howard Deutch
A group of doctors will do whatever they can to help their patients in a veterans hospital, despite the hospital's rules and regulations.

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
The Endless Summer II

PG - 1:49 - 1994
Cast: Robert August, T.J. Baron, Jeff Booth Director: Bruce Brown
Sequel to The Endless Summer, which follows two hard core surfers as they search the globe for the perfect wave.

1:45PM ET/12:45 C
City Hall

R - 1:51 - 1996
Cast: Al Pacino, John Cusack, Bridget Fonda Director: Harold Becker
New York's Deputy Mayor sets out to uncover the scandal that killed a six year old boy.

3:45PM ET/2:45 C
The Formula

R - 1:57 - 1980
Cast: George C. Scott, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud Director: John G. Avildsen
A detective investigates a murdered friend's involvement with a secret formula developed by the Nazis to make gasoline from synthetic products.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
A Fistful Of Dynamite, aka Duck You Sucker

PG - 2:18 - 1971
Cast: James Coburn, Rod Steiger, Maria Monti Director: Sergio Leone
Speghetti western about a Mexican peasant thief and an Irish explosive expert, who team up to rob a bank during the Mexican Revolution.

8:05PM ET/7:05 C
29 Palms

R - 1:33 - 2003
Cast: Chris O'Donnell, Rachel Leigh Cook, Jeremy Davies Director: Leonardo Ricagni
When a bag of money from a casino goes missing, an eclectic group of misfits race to find it.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Delusion

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Jim Metzler, Jennifer Rubin, Kyle Secor Director: Carl Colpaert
An executive on the run with embezzled money, finds himself involved with a Vegas showgirl and her killer boyfriend.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Freeway

R - 1:41 - 1995
Cast: Keifer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon, Wolfgang Bodison Director: Matthew Bright
After her mom and step-dad are arrested, a 15-year-old girl decides to escape foster care and hitches a ride with a serial killer on her way to find the grandmother she's never met.

1:15AM ET/12:15 C
29 Palms

R - 1:33 - 2003
Cast: Chris O'Donnell, Rachel Leigh Cook, Jeremy Davies Director: Leonardo Ricagni
When a bag of money from a casino goes missing, an eclectic group of misfits race to find it.

2:50AM ET/1:50 C
The Adventures Of Sebastian Cole

R - 1:44 - 1998
Cast: Adrian Grenier, Clark Gregg, Aleksa Palladino Director: Tod Williams
A coming-of-age story of a young man dealing with the impact of his father's sex change operation.

4:35AM ET/3:35 C
Delusion

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Jim Metzler, Jennifer Rubin, Kyle Secor Director: Carl Colpaert
An executive on the run with embezzled money, finds himself involved with a Vegas showgirl and her killer boyfriend.
 

9:05AM ET/8:05 C
Switching Channels

PG Time: 104  
When a TV anchorwoman tries to change channels on her love life and career, her boss (and ex-husband!) will stop at nothing to keep her tuned to his dial. A superstar cast sparks the laughs in this snappy update of The Front Page. Kathleen Turner, tempted by a new job and new love with Christopher Reeve, practically has her bags packed when her ex, Burt Reynolds, puts her on a murder story to keep her nearby. Against the glitzy backdrop of TV news, romantic mayhem and comedy zingers multiply deliciously in this high-gloss romp.

10:50AM ET/9:50 C
Mr. Deeds

PG13 Time: 96  
Longfellow Deeds is a man who enjoys the simple small-town life, but when a company worth $40 billion dollars falls into his lap, it's time to hit the big city! Adam Sandler stars as Deeds in this uproarious comedy remake of Frank Capra's endearing 1936 film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town. When an elderly relative drops dead atop Mount Everest, his monstrous media company is turned over to Deeds. Once in the big city, nice-guy Deeds must use his small-town values--and some old-school physical intimidation--to keep the company together and save thousands of jobs despite being undermined by a greedy corporate executive and a devious reporter. Peter Gallagher co-stars. Directed by Steven Brill.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
The Crow: City Of Angels

R Time: 85  
A Los Angeles man, who was murdered along with his son, is resurrected by a divine crow that gives him unearthly powers to punish the criminals who took their lives in this sequel to the dark 1994 thriller. When Ashe and his son Danny accidentally witness a murder at the hands of sinister drug boss Judah, the kingpin sends his cronies after the duo and Ashe and Danny are killed. But, with the help of the crow, Ashe is reborn and endowed with the bird's phenomenal powers to take vengeance on the thugs who wronged him in life. Starring Vincent Perez, Mia Kirshner, Richard Brooks, Iggy Pop, Thomas Jane, Vincent Castellanos and Thury Trang. Written by David S. Goyer; directed by Tim Pope.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Head Of State

PG13 Time: 95  
Chris Rock takes his spirited style of humor to the White House in this outrageous political comedy about a black Washington, D.C. politician who finds himself thrust into the race for president. Mays Gilliam (Rock) is a hard-working alderman whose run of bad luck ends when he's selected to run for president after his party's top candidate is killed in a plane crash. He's expected to lose...until his straight-shooting message begins to connect with voters to the dismay of his smarmy opponent. Bernie Mac is a riot as Mays' anger-prone brother/running mate. Also with Dylan Baker, Nick Searcy, Robin Givens and Lynn Whitfield.

3:45PM ET/2:45 C
Mars Attacks!

PG13 Time: 105  
Cheesy '50s sci-fi epics come in for a big-budget comic ribbing in director Tim Burton's horror comedy that's a "giddy, audacious blast...a special effects-packed, instant comic camp classic" (Hollywood Reporter). Jack Nicholson heads the all-star cast as the U.S. President who, faced with alien visitors, is advised to welcome them with open arms...and lives to regret it! Which of the big-name guest stars will escape evaporation and live to see the Martians get what they deserve? Place bets on your favorites!

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

PG Time: 142  
Ten years after the events of Episode I--The Phantom Menace, George Lucas's epic Star Wars series continues! With Queen Padme Amidala (now a Senator) under death threats, it's up to Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi and his rebellious teen apprentice Anakin Skywalker to keep her safe. But while Obi-Wan investigates the source of the threats and a rumored clone army, the dark side within Anakin begins to awaken--while he is simultaneously pulled toward a passionate, but forbidden romance with Padme. Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Frank Oz, Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee star. (C) 2003 Lucasfilm Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Murder In The First

R Time: 122  
An idealistic young lawyer takes a case he seems sure to lose: a convict accused of killing a fellow inmate in front of 200 witnesses. But the killer is a physical and mental wreck, the result of three years in solitary confinement. After enduring such inhumane punishment, is he responsible for his crime? Christian Slater stars as the dedicated attorney who puts the prison system on trial in this fact-based drama that "tells its story with riveting intensity and blazingly brilliant performances" (N.Y. Post). Kevin Bacon plays the convict; Gary Oldman is the brutal assistant warden. With William H. Macy, Brad Dourif and Kyra Sedgwick.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Head Of State

PG13 Time: 95  
Chris Rock takes his spirited style of humor to the White House in this outrageous political comedy about a black Washington, D.C. politician who finds himself thrust into the race for president. Mays Gilliam (Rock) is a hard-working alderman whose run of bad luck ends when he's selected to run for president after his party's top candidate is killed in a plane crash. He's expected to lose...until his straight-shooting message begins to connect with voters to the dismay of his smarmy opponent. Bernie Mac is a riot as Mays' anger-prone brother/running mate. Also with Dylan Baker, Nick Searcy, Robin Givens and Lynn Whitfield.

12:10AM ET/11:10 C
From Dusk Till Dawn

R Time: 107  
"A deliriously trashy, exuberantly vulgar, lavishly appointed exploitation picture" (Variety). Written by Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction) and directed by Robert Rodriguez (Spy Kids), this cool, sexy mix of action and horror stars Tarantino and George Clooney as sibling fugitives--one smart and meticulous, the other wildly unstable and violent. With a family of hostages to aid their escape from the law, the dastardly duo head across the Mexican border to a safe haven at a strip bar--a sizzling club that they don't realize is inhabited by bloodthirsty vampires! Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Cheech Marin, Salma Hayek, Tom Savini and John Saxon co-star.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Mr. Deeds

PG13 Time: 96  
Longfellow Deeds is a man who enjoys the simple small-town life, but when a company worth $40 billion dollars falls into his lap, it's time to hit the big city! Adam Sandler stars as Deeds in this uproarious comedy remake of Frank Capra's endearing 1936 film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town. When an elderly relative drops dead atop Mount Everest, his monstrous media company is turned over to Deeds. Once in the big city, nice-guy Deeds must use his small-town values--and some old-school physical intimidation--to keep the company together and save thousands of jobs despite being undermined by a greedy corporate executive and a devious reporter. Peter Gallagher co-stars. Directed by Steven Brill.

 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Scooby-doo

PG Time: 86
Mystery mutt Scooby-Doo and his human pals from the beloved cartoon series are brought to dazzling life in this "fast, frenetic and funny" (Variety) live-action feature. The adventure begins as the Mystery Inc. gang--hunky dope Fred, sexy maiden-in-distress Daphne, brainy, but nerdy Velma, ultra-hip 'fraidy cat Shaggy and, of course, Scooby-Doo--reunite for a spooky new adventure involving a ghostly series of events at a haunted-house-themed amusement park. Before you can say "Zoinks, Scoob," the meddling mystery mavens have the not-so-supernatural bad guys on the run in this hilarious adventure. With Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini and Rowan Atkinson.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Rumpelstiltskin

G Time: 83
The Grimm Brothers' tale about the girl who could spin straw into gold is brought to life in this musical fable. When the miller's daughter Katie falls for a handsome prince, she strikes a deal with a gnarly troll who promises her the ability to spin straw into gold--in exchange for her first-born child. Soon, the troll collects on their arrangement, snatching her child but promising the baby's return...only if Katie can guess his name. Starring Amy Irving, Billy Barty, Clive Revill, Priscilla Pointer and John Moulder-Brown. Written and directed by David Irving.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Just Married

PG13 Time: 94
Two lovebirds from opposite sides of the tracks go on the honeymoon from hell that leaves them questioning their decision to get married in the first place. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star in this outrageous comedy about a marriage that goes from bliss to blunder. Sarah is a tycoon's daughter; Tom's a nighttime traffic reporter. When these opposites attract and head down the aisle, things are just peachy. That is, until they head off for a European honeymoon in which they miserably fail at an attempt to join the Mile High Club, destroy their luxury hotel, wreck their rental car, and worst of all, shockingly discover that they have nothing in common! Christian Kane co-stars. Directed by Shawn Levy; written by Sam Harper (both of whom worked on the Cheaper By the Dozen remake).

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
From Justin To Kelly

PG Time: 81
Romance kindles between two Spring Break revelers while vacationing in Miami with friends in this musical featuring American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson and runner-up Justin Guarini. Kelly is reluctantly convinced by two gal pals to drive to sunny Florida for a memorable Spring Break. Once in Miami, the threesome encounters a trio of Pennsylvania boys also on Spring Break, including the curly-haired cutie Justin. Sparks fly between Kelly and Justin, but Kelly's friend Alexa is quick to manipulate, having her own feelings for Justin. Through various musical numbers, Kelly and Justin try to sort out their feelings and declare their love before the end of Spring Break. With Katherine Bailess, Anika Noni Rose and Greg Siff. Screenplay by Kim Fuller. Directed by Robert Iscove (She's All That).

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Spider-man

PG13 Time: 121
"With great power comes great responsibility." For Peter Parker, his late uncle's words become his personal credo in this spectacular adaptation of the landmark comic book. Directed by Sam Raimi (the Evil Dead films) and written by David Koepp, the film stars Tobey Maguire as Peter, a nerdy high-school teen who lives with his aunt and uncle in Queens and pines for his sexy neighbor Mary Jane. Bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter suddenly develops incredible physical characteristics, but it is not until his uncle is tragically murdered that the youth realizes his true calling. For New York City, it's just in time, thanks to the arrival of the Green Goblin, an evildoer whose mask and murderous mission hide his true identity--and his disturbing connection to Peter! Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco co-star.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Down With Love

PG13 Time: 101
A popular book about female empowerment catches the eye of a chauvinistic magazine writer who vows to expose the author as a traditional woman in this sex farce based on the Rock Hudson-Doris Day comedies of the 1950s and '60s. It's 1962 and Barbara Novak's bestseller Down With Love has rocketed up the charts with its shocking pronouncement that women can be leaders--in the boardroom and in the bedroom! Magazine cad Catcher Block has other ideas however...like seducing Barbara to prove she's really an "old school" girl at heart. But will love stand in the way of his sneaky game? 2003 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R)-winner Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain) and Ewan McGregor (Big Fish) star. Also with Sarah Paulson and David Hyde Pierce. Directed by Peyton Reed (Bring It On)

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Just Married

PG13 Time: 94
Two lovebirds from opposite sides of the tracks go on the honeymoon from hell that leaves them questioning their decision to get married in the first place. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star in this outrageous comedy about a marriage that goes from bliss to blunder. Sarah is a tycoon's daughter; Tom's a nighttime traffic reporter. When these opposites attract and head down the aisle, things are just peachy. That is, until they head off for a European honeymoon in which they miserably fail at an attempt to join the Mile High Club, destroy their luxury hotel, wreck their rental car, and worst of all, shockingly discover that they have nothing in common! Christian Kane co-stars. Directed by Shawn Levy; written by Sam Harper (both of whom worked on the Cheaper By the Dozen remake).

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Scooby-doo

PG Time: 86
Mystery mutt Scooby-Doo and his human pals from the beloved cartoon series are brought to dazzling life in this "fast, frenetic and funny" (Variety) live-action feature. The adventure begins as the Mystery Inc. gang--hunky dope Fred, sexy maiden-in-distress Daphne, brainy, but nerdy Velma, ultra-hip 'fraidy cat Shaggy and, of course, Scooby-Doo--reunite for a spooky new adventure involving a ghostly series of events at a haunted-house-themed amusement park. Before you can say "Zoinks, Scoob," the meddling mystery mavens have the not-so-supernatural bad guys on the run in this hilarious adventure. With Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini and Rowan Atkinson.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Six Feet Under 40: Falling Into Place

TVMA Time: 57
In an attempt to honor Lisa's last wishes, Nate finds himself at odds with her family. Meanwhile, David and Keith look for "genuinely new" ways to start over; Federico seeks out a priest for absolution; Vanessa gets tired of Angelica; Claire shares a secret with Russell; Brenda does "the neighbor thing" with Joe; and Ruth sings the praises of her new husband George.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Deadwood 12: Sold Under Sin

TVMA Time: 59
In the Season One finale, The U.S. Army--under General Crook a.k.a. "Custer's Avengers"--rolls into Deadwood, prompting a parade...and business solicitations from Farnum and Tolliver. Swearengen delivers a tortured soul from suffering; Bullock reacts decisively to Russell's intentions regarding Alma; Con Stapleton's new commission proves short-lived; Adams shows Clagett where his loyalties lie; and Bullock and Alma have a late-night meeting.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Down With Love

PG13 Time: 101
A popular book about female empowerment catches the eye of a chauvinistic magazine writer who vows to expose the author as a traditional woman in this sex farce based on the Rock Hudson-Doris Day comedies of the 1950s and '60s. It's 1962 and Barbara Novak's bestseller Down With Love has rocketed up the charts with its shocking pronouncement that women can be leaders--in the boardroom and in the bedroom! Magazine cad Catcher Block has other ideas however...like seducing Barbara to prove she's really an "old school" girl at heart. But will love stand in the way of his sneaky game? 2003 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R)-winner Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain) and Ewan McGregor (Big Fish) star. Also with Sarah Paulson and David Hyde Pierce. Directed by Peyton Reed (Bring It On)

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
True Lies

R Time: 140
To Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife and daughter, he's a boring computer salesman. To sidekick Tom Arnold and everyone else, he's a top international spy. What happens when his two lives collide? Jamie Lee Curtis co-stars in this "furiously inventive, thrill-packed movie" (New York Times) as the wife who discovers that she doesn't know her husband at all...but really likes the one she's just discovered! With Tia Carrere (Wayne's World), Bill Paxton, Art Malik and Charlton Heston.

4:10AM ET/3:10 C
The Relic

R Time: 109
Terror stalks the hallways of a vast museum in this tense horror movie that "boasts genuinely scary thrills" (Variety). Deep beneath Chicago's Natural History Museum lurks a ferocious beast with a craving for human brains. Where did it come from? Can it be stopped? A pretty biologist is determined to find out... if she can manage to stay off the creature's dinner menu! With Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt and James Whitmore.
 

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Nobody's Fool

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 48m
A small-town waitress (Rosanna Arquette) with an illegitimate child crosses paths with a drifter (Eric Roberts). Mare Winningham and Louise Fletcher costar in this romantic comedy.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
The Curse Of The Pink Panther

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 51m
When the legendary Inspector Clouseau disappears, it's up to his equally bumbling New York colleague Clifton Sleigh (Ted Wass) to track the French detective down in this comedy from longtime "Pink Panther" director Blake Edwards. Robert Wagner, Herbert Lom, Capucine, Harvey Korman, Roger Moore and Denise Crosby costar in this broadly funny farce.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Star Trek: Nemesis

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling with a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious secret about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven Culp and Dina Meyer costar.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
I Love Trouble

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 2h 3m
Nick Nolte and Julia Roberts make a handsome twosome as Peter Brackett and Sabrina Petersen, hotshot Chicago reporters covering the same beat for rival newspapers. Faced with a bombshell story that's too big for either one of them, rivalry gives way to collaboration, and as the plot thickens and professional danger begins to mount, rivalry gives way to romance. Windy City fun with Saul Rubinek, Robert Loggia and James Rebhorn.

4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Married To The Mob

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 44m
Michelle Pfeiffer stars in this comic mob story from director Jonathan Demme ("Something Wild," "The Silence of the Lambs") as Angie Demarco, a grieving widow who wants to start life over after her philandering husband (Alec Baldwin) is whacked by Mafia boss Tony "The Tiger" Russo (Dean Stockwell). But Tony now has his eyes set on the beautiful Angie, while she's developing a gradual affection for her nerdy neighbor (Matthew Modine) - a seemingly nice guy who's really an FBI agent trying to nab Tony. Mercedes Ruehl and Nancy Travis costar.

6:45PM ET/5:45 C
Hart's War

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 5m
The novel by John Katzenbach ("Just Cause") is the basis for this WW II drama about a young lawyer-turned-soldier (Colin Farrell) who defends a fellow American accused of murder in a P.O.W. camp, while his commanding officer (Bruce Willis) uses the trial for his own secretive purposes. Marcel Iures, Terrence Dashon Howard, Vicellous Shannon, Cole Hauser, Rory Cochrane and Jonathan Brandis costar in this clever blend of courtroom fireworks and war-story heroics from director Gregory Hoblit ("Primal Fear").

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Bound

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 49m
Ex-con Corky (Gina Gershon) finds an unlikely soulmate in next-door neighbor Violet (Jennifer Tilly), a gangster's moll with whom she teams to relieve said mobster Caesar (Joe Pantoliano) of two million dollars - a plan that goes horribly awry and leaves the two sexually-attracted femmes fatale awash in blood. Christopher Meloni ("Law & Order: SVU") costars in this thriller, the debut feature from writing/directing brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski ("The Matrix").

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Jack

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVPG 1h 45m
As if the fact that his parents are divorcing isn't enough to deal with for 15-year-old Jack (Anton Yelchin of "Hearts in Atlantis"), there's also the stunning revelation that his father (Ron Silver) is gay. Based on the novel by A.M. Homes, this moving family drama from director Lee Rose ("A Girl Thing," "The Truth About Jane") costars Stockard Channing ("The West Wing").

4:15AM ET/3:15 C
The Border

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 28m
Telly Savalas and Eddie Albert star in this gritty drama about a dedicated border guard trying to stop the practice of importing illegal Mexican immigrants into California, where they are forced to work in harsh conditions for low wages. Danny De La Paz costars in this hard-boiled yarn, penned by screenwriter Michael Allin ("Enter the Dragon," "Flash Gordon"). Also known as "Border Cop" and "Blood Barrier."

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
I Love Trouble

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 2h 3m
Nick Nolte and Julia Roberts make a handsome twosome as Peter Brackett and Sabrina Petersen, hotshot Chicago reporters covering the same beat for rival newspapers. Faced with a bombshell story that's too big for either one of them, rivalry gives way to collaboration, and as the plot thickens and professional danger begins to mount, rivalry gives way to romance. Windy City fun with Saul Rubinek, Robert Loggia and James Rebhorn.
 

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
My Father The Hero

Vacationing together, a vivacious 14-year-old girl leads everyone to believe that her overly-protective father is actually her lover!

8:05AM ET/7:05 C
The Emperor's Club

A professor's life is changed when he gets a rebellious new student. Starring Kevin Kline.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
The Horse Whisperer

Robert Redford directs and stars in this film about a rancher who helps a girl and her horse heal following a tragic accident, while simultaneously falling in love with the girl's mother.

4:45PM ET/3:45 C
The Three Musketeers

Swordsmen Aramis, Athos, Porthos and D'Artagnan foil Cardinal Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
The Emperor's Club

A professor's life is changed when he gets a rebellious new student. Starring Kevin Kline.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Horse Whisperer

Robert Redford directs and stars in this film about a rancher who helps a girl and her horse heal following a tragic accident, while simultaneously falling in love with the girl's mother.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Gigli

Comedic high jinks ensue when a macho hitman, assigned to kidnap the younger brother of a federal prosecutor, ends up falling in love with his beautiful lesbian partner..

5:20AM ET/4:20 C
The Three Musketeers

Swordsmen Aramis, Athos, Porthos and D'Artagnan foil Cardinal Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king.
 

8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Killer Klowns From Outer Space

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 27m
Cult classic horror outing with its tongue firmly in cheek about a meteorite that crashes to Earth, unleashing a wave of intersteller cannibal clowns sporting popcorn-shooting guns, acid-laden pies, and cotton candy cocoons to help them hunt their human victims. Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson and John Vernon star in this memorably ironic serving of movie cheese.

9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Fluke (1995)

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG 1h 36m
It's a dog's life for young businessman Matthew Modine when, after dying in a suspicious car accident, he suddenly finds himself living in the body of a pooch. With nowhere to go but back home or to the pound, he chooses the former and sets out to protect his family from his greedy former business partner (Eric Stoltz). Nancy Travis, Ron Perlman, Max Pomeranc and Jon Polito costar in this offbeat saga, which also features the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

11:25AM ET/10:25 C
The Triumph of Love

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 52m
Clare Peploe's fast-paced and witty adaptation of Pierre Marivaux's 1732 gender-bending romantic comedy features Mira Sorvino as a princess who dons men's clothing to infiltrate a secluded estate. Her goal: to woo the hunky true heir to the throne (Jay Rodan). However, her many disguises bring about countless complications as she also manipulates the amorous desires of both her beloved's stuffy philosophy teacher (Ben Kingsley) and the tutor's dour scientist sister (Fiona Shaw). "Literally dazzling...quelle treat!" - "The Washington Post."

2:55PM ET/1:55 C
Killer Klowns From Outer Space

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 27m
Cult classic horror outing with its tongue firmly in cheek about a meteorite that crashes to Earth, unleashing a wave of intersteller cannibal clowns sporting popcorn-shooting guns, acid-laden pies, and cotton candy cocoons to help them hunt their human victims. Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson and John Vernon star in this memorably ironic serving of movie cheese.

4:25PM ET/3:25 C
Fluke (1995)

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG 1h 36m
It's a dog's life for young businessman Matthew Modine when, after dying in a suspicious car accident, he suddenly finds himself living in the body of a pooch. With nowhere to go but back home or to the pound, he chooses the former and sets out to protect his family from his greedy former business partner (Eric Stoltz). Nancy Travis, Ron Perlman, Max Pomeranc and Jon Polito costar in this offbeat saga, which also features the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

6:05PM ET/5:05 C
The Triumph of Love

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 52m
Clare Peploe's fast-paced and witty adaptation of Pierre Marivaux's 1732 gender-bending romantic comedy features Mira Sorvino as a princess who dons men's clothing to infiltrate a secluded estate. Her goal: to woo the hunky true heir to the throne (Jay Rodan). However, her many disguises bring about countless complications as she also manipulates the amorous desires of both her beloved's stuffy philosophy teacher (Ben Kingsley) and the tutor's dour scientist sister (Fiona Shaw). "Literally dazzling...quelle treat!" - "The Washington Post."

9:35PM ET/8:35 C
Rated X

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 55m
Real-life brothers Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen star as, respectively, real-life brothers Jim and Artie Mitchell in this dark portrait of the San Francisco natives, czars of pornography who turn a lone strip club into an empire of sleaze, before drugs, infidelity and the advent of video bring their empire toppling down. Geoffrey Blake and Terry O'Quinn costar in this drama directed by Estevez and based on the book "X-Rated" by David McCumber.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Valentino

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 2h 8m
Ken Russell ("Women in Love, "Gothic") directed this absorbing biography of ill-fated screen legend Rudolph Valentino (played by Russian ballet superstar Rudolf Nureyev) and his rise to fame and fortune as a swarthy leading man of the silent movie era. Leslie Caron, Michelle Phillips and Carol Kane costar in this sexy, soapy look at the cinema's first hunk.

4:40AM ET/3:40 C
Killer Klowns From Outer Space

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 27m
Cult classic horror outing with its tongue firmly in cheek about a meteorite that crashes to Earth, unleashing a wave of intersteller cannibal clowns sporting popcorn-shooting guns, acid-laden pies, and cotton candy cocoons to help them hunt their human victims. Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson and John Vernon star in this memorably ironic serving of movie cheese.
 

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