HDTV Daily Programming Guide — Monday, June 28, 2004

MONDAY, JUNE 28 2004
 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Not So Hostile Takeover"
When Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperones at Claire's high school prom, Jay uses the occasion to live out a part of her life that she missed out on -- and in the process humiliates Claire. Meanwhile, Jr. is excited about fixing up his first car his way, but Michael gets involved and ultimately recreates a 1970s version of his first car.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
George Lopez

"Christmas Punch"
At Christmastime George will stop at nothing, including fighting his son's grade school battles - to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
According to Jim

"The Baby"
Jim's sister, Roxanne (Jennifer Coolidge), shows up on his doorstep - pregnant --and Andy discovers he may be the father.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hope & Faith

"Remembrance of Things Past"
Hope and Faith reluctantly attend the funeral of a distant relative, Aunt Dodi, who, according to family legend, stole their mom's heirloom opal ring years ago. But when the women see Dodi wearing the ring in the casket, all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, back at home, Charley can't get the burglar alarm to stop shrieking, and Hayley gets a case of the middle-child blues.

The Young and The Restless
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Still Standing

"Still the Bad Parents"
When Judy finally has a good idea at a PTA meeting, the attention she receives from the group's president, Elise Larkin, encourages her and Bill to become more responsible parents. After being invited to the president's home for a backyard barbecue, they go a step too far by voicing their concerns that the Larkin’s son may be having sex--only to learn that they may need to be more concerned about the activities of their own son.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Yes, Dear

"Greg and Jimmy's Criminals"
When the studio participates in a work release program with the local prison, Mr. Savitsky recruits a reluctant Greg as a mentor.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond

"The Nice Talk"
When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle. Everyone gets frustrated with the complicated puzzle except for Ray and Amy's mom, Pat, who continue working on it until the wee hours of the morning while sharing private stories about themselves and their families. But when Debra, Marie, Robert and Peter find out about Ray and Pat’s newfound friendship, jealousy ensues.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men

"That Was Saliva, Alan"
Frankie, the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist’s car with a baseball bat, tells them why she's on the run with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie. While things heat up between her and one of the brothers, her little girl forms a crush on a completely disinterested Jake.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"Blood Brothers"
No Description Available.

11:49PM ET/10:49 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Tom Hanks, Jackie Chan, 311

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven

"There's No Place Like It"
Prospective homeowners Lucy (Beverley Mitchell) and Kevin (George Stults) are ready for a fight to the finish when they learn that Chandler (Jeremy London) and his soon-to-be-adopted son Jeffrey (guest star James Henrie) are their rivals in a bidding war on a house. However, the conflict sparks an idea with Eric (Stephen Collins) and Annie (Catherine Hicks), who decide to use their savings to buy their house from the church. Meanwhile, Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) is upset with Martin (Tyler Hoechlin) because she thinks he will get the garage apartment instead of her when Lucy and Kevin move out, and Peter (Scotty Leavenworth) suspects that his dad, Vic (guest star Bryan Callen), might be having an affair.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Summerland

"The Grass is Greener than You Think"
At the roommate's annual summer luau party, relationships are started, rekindled and ended. Ava (Lori Loughlin) learns a terrible secret about why Johnny (Shawn Christian) broke up with her years ago; Susannah (Merrin Dungey) pretends to be involved with Jay (Ryan Kwanten) to ward off advances from her ex-boyfriend (guest star James Black); and Nikki (Kay Panabaker) believes she must seduce Cameron (guest star Zac Efron) in order to keep him interested in her and away from his ex-girlfriend (guest star Shelley Buckner).

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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Titian And Venetian Painting"
Renaissance era Venice was a haven for painters spell bound by the ever-changing light reflected off the canals. Examine how painters such a Titian, Vecellio, and others used this as a backdrop for their bold use of colors, light, and shade.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Redding"
Jump a wave wakeboarding, feel the rush of whitewater rafting, and enjoy BBQ cooking in a hot tub while houseboating on scenic Lake Shasta. Tour one of the USs largest dams and explore the wildlife of Turtle Bay as you get acquainted with Redding, CA.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Best Of Rio

Journey to the best of Rio de Janeiro's beaches, sites, restaurants and nightclubs. Join host Tracy Gallagher for a helicopter ride at dawn, visits a local craft market and splash along the coastline with bikini-clad babes.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Royal Road Across The Frontier"
In the second part of the journey along the ancient highway, learn about the traditional hot springs of Aguas Calientes that gave the anceint traveler a brief respirt from the dry, dusty roads.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
An Inside Look: Crash Test Dummies

Go behind the scenes of accident research. Explore the role of the crash test dummy in the automobile safety industry. See the laws of physics at work and see how these large, life-like dolls are helping automakers keep you safe on the road.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Hardcore Physique

Bodybuilding has its own language of symmetry and shape, and some would say unnatural proportion. Meet the men and women who seek the ultimate perfection of the human form, and learn how East and West often pursue different visions of the "perfect" body.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Jesus In The Himalayas

Explore a popular legend of the Indian subcontinent, namely that Jesus spent part of his life travelling through the Himalayas. Anthropologist Jeff Salz re-traces the journey allegedly made by Jesus.

11:00AM ET/12:00 C
Chasing Giants: On The Trail Of The Giant Squid

Ageless tales of sea monsters include reports of an eight-legged beast with eyes the size of volleyballs - the Giant Squid. New Zealand scientist Steve O'Shea attempts to track this elusive creature and to provide the first image of the animal alive.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Ryan & Brian"
Ryan saw Brian once and never thought she'd see him again. When a second chance arose, she seized the opportunity. The two Florida natives have helped each other become confident individuals who can't wait to build a future together as one.

12:30PM ET/1:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Seeing Double"
Mom doesn’t dress identical twins Amy and Angela in matching outfits anymore, but a shared wardrobe and uncanny similarity keep these two peas in the same pod. A birthday bash for dad and twins is the perfect time to show off new and different looks.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"The Proposal"
Tomas has a bedroom decorated with purple harlequin diamonds and white deco furniture, which his girlfriend, Melissa, hates. Can it become the perfect setting for a marriage proposal?

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Creature Comforts"
Whether it's a personal home zoo, a sculpted menagerie, or simply creatures of the mind, these owners have homes that can only be described as "animal houses."

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Down And Dirty"
Two farm boys strike out in new directions, leaving creative tracks in the dust. One decided that mowing with his tractor wasn't enough,he wanted to race it too. The other is a long way from farm country when he hits Daytona Beach in his uni-motorcycle.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Redding"
Jump a wave wakeboarding, feel the rush of whitewater rafting, and enjoy BBQ cooking in a hot tub while houseboating on scenic Lake Shasta. Tour one of the USs largest dams and explore the wildlife of Turtle Bay as you get acquainted with Redding, CA.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Best Of Rio

Journey to the best of Rio de Janeiro's beaches, sites, restaurants and nightclubs. Join host Tracy Gallagher for a helicopter ride at dawn, visits a local craft market and splash along the coastline with bikini-clad babes.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Royal Road Across The Frontier"
In the second part of the journey along the ancient highway, learn about the traditional hot springs of Aguas Calientes that gave the anceint traveler a brief respirt from the dry, dusty roads.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
An Inside Look: Crash Test Dummies

Go behind the scenes of accident research. Explore the role of the crash test dummy in the automobile safety industry. See the laws of physics at work and see how these large, life-like dolls are helping automakers keep you safe on the road.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Hardcore Physique

Bodybuilding has its own language of symmetry and shape, and some would say unnatural proportion. Meet the men and women who seek the ultimate perfection of the human form, and learn how East and West often pursue different visions of the "perfect" body.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Over Ireland

Take a journey to Ireland and soar over famous landmarks from the Cliffs of Moher to the Giant's Causeway. View the country's fabled four provinces through a flow of stunning imagery showcasing its landscapes.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Wild Nights

"A Night Underwater"
Hidden within the coral of Australia's Great Barrier Reef are a myriad of sea creatures. Specially adapted to nocturnal activity, they wait for darkness to fall, then emerge from their slumber and begin their nightly hunt for food.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes

Explore the mystique of the world's first modern theme park and the most enduring icons on the American landscape. Gain access to off-limits places, such as the secret club concealed in the park, and enjoy Tinkerbell's view as she starts the fireworks.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 48"
No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
When The Dust Settles

The Baja 1000 is one of the greatest thrills in auto racing, attracting the greatest drivers in motorsports. Through experiences of a racing team that is among the best and richest in the business, follow those determined to make it to the winner's circle

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes

Explore the mystique of the world's first modern theme park and the most enduring icons on the American landscape. Gain access to off-limits places, such as the secret club concealed in the park, and enjoy Tinkerbell's view as she starts the fireworks.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 48"
No Description Available.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
When The Dust Settles

The Baja 1000 is one of the greatest thrills in auto racing, attracting the greatest drivers in motorsports. Through experiences of a racing team that is among the best and richest in the business, follow those determined to make it to the winner's circle

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Mysteries Of The Alaskan Mummies

Alaska's Aleutian Islands have been a hotbed of exploration for anthropologists and their hated counterparts the treasure hunter. Caves on the islands served as the final resting place for the only North American mummies discovered - The Aleutian Mummies.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes

Explore the mystique of the world's first modern theme park and the most enduring icons on the American landscape. Gain access to off-limits places, such as the secret club concealed in the park, and enjoy Tinkerbell's view as she starts the fireworks.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 48"
No Description Available.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
When The Dust Settles

The Baja 1000 is one of the greatest thrills in auto racing, attracting the greatest drivers in motorsports. Through experiences of a racing team that is among the best and richest in the business, follow those determined to make it to the winner's circle
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Charlie's Angels

To Kill An Angel - Kelly is accidentally wounded when she befriends a little boy who becomes an eyewitness to murder. The trouble starts when she loses sight of the child in a moment of confusion and two hired killers bump into him while making a getaway from the tunnel of horrors, where they have just murdered a man.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Big Apple

One - Detectives Mike and Vincent are promoted to the ranks of the FBI in order to catch the murderer of a stripper who was linked to an important FBI case.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Square Pegs

A Cafeteria Line - Vinnie and Jennifer, Weemawee's "killer couple," are suddenly on the outs when Vinnie is cast as the male lead in the school musical and starts making eyes at his female co-star -- Patty.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Mix, Match and a Ply - Professional home inspectors, mosaics, stained glass, and the myriad uses of plywood!

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Designing America

Holiday Tour - A holiday extravaganza filled with tours of homes decked out for the holidays and a preview of great gift ideas as well as a lesson in wrapping them up!

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe

Salzburg and the Lakes District - In musical Salzburg, we focus on Austria's easy approach to life, take a funicular to Europe's greatest medieval fort, and shop along fine baroque streets. We visit the house where the young Mozart was composed his first masterpiece. Then we relax in Austria's woodsy Sound of Music land, the Salzkammergut Lakes District.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Higher Definition

Mark and Michael Poish, David Spade - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky catches up with filmmakers Mark and Michael Polish to talk about their new movie Northfork, and how HD is changing the way they make movies. David Spade drops in for a conversation about his career and new film, plus, previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Across America

Best of 2003 - A look back through 2003 at how hosts Ron Kruck and Kandace Krueger will do "Anything for Across America."

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Hollywood HD

Shrek 2 Premiere, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror - The red carpet goes green for the Shrek 2 premiere, and lots of celebrities, including Sarah Michelle Gellar and Tyra Banks test their bravery at the debut of the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror in Disneyland.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

Panama: Widening A Crucial Waterway - World Report cameras are in Panama to look at the limitations of the present canal, and the potential for widening it. Some ocean going vessels are bigger than ever before, and therefore too wide to fit through the present canal. So... what is a small Central American country to do without ruining its economy?

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Russia: Americans in Siberia - World Report cameras are in Siberia as a new lifestyle is emerging among the former prison camps of the old Soviet Union. The change from Gulag to capitalism is being fueled in significant part by expatriate Americans.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada

A Non-Date to Remember - Dennis finds himself at the center of a controversy after he invites Chef Olaf and his fiancée - Leonard - to get married on Wake Up Calgary. Judy agrees to go on a secret date with Jake ... as long as Jake doesn't call it a date.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Dick Dale, Badly Drawn Boy - The King of the Surf Sound, Dick Dale headlines True Music this week. Also joining the show is the UK band, Badly Drawn Boy. And you don't want to miss the blues rock sound of Joe Bonomassa.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere

The Reluctant Target - Prisoner leader Hogan cons Col. Klink into letting him pose as prison commander so he can learn top secret military information.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
In-Laws

Games People Play - After initially beating Vic in a racquetball game, Matt throws the next game at Alex' request.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Bette

Diva, Interrupted - Bette fails to make People magazine's list of "The 50 Hottest People in Hollywood" and realizes she needs to come up with a clever career gimmick. A high-powered, trendy publicist concocts the perfect comeback plan for her, but all doesn't go as planned.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life

Something Battered, Something Blue - Lydia learns that a physical-therapy aid is assisting the football coach in getting an edge over the competition; Jackie has an unpleasant encounter with Victor's mother; Paulie and Plum elope when Dolly won't accept their engagement.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Presidio Med

This Baby's Gonna Fly - Harriet and Jules team up to save a newborn baby in distress. Meanwhile, Jules copes with a medical scare that could affect her own ability to have children.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet

NASCAR Busch North Series 150 sponsored by Sunoco/Con Weld/Hanes Supply/Burnham Boilers, Holland International Speedway
Special Encore Presentation

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Hollywood HD

Around the World in 80 Days Premiere - Jackie Chan flies around the red carpet for the premiere of Around the World in 80 Days and Fox Television parties with its new stars from shows The Simple Life 2 to Method and Red.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
InFocus

IMAX Search for the Great Sharks - Search for the Great Sharks takes viewers on a round-the-globe expedition to discover some of the world's largest sharks and witness them at close range.

7:40PM ET/6:40 C
HDNet World Report

Russia: Americans in Siberia - World Report cameras are in Siberia as a new lifestyle is emerging among the former prison camps of the old Soviet Union. The change from Gulag to capitalism is being fueled in significant part by expatriate Americans.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere

Fascination for the Flame - Vinnie, now a bodyguard for the Profitts, gets his first trial by fire when Mel Profitt, the brilliant but paranoid overlord of a international crime empire, disrupts the wedding of an associate, who retaliates by kidnapping Susan.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere

Final Fantasy - Wendy writes a medieval short story about her relationship with Keith, and Byron unintentionally becomes a pimp.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere

Cancun - Party it up as the Get Out! girls hit the hottest super clubs in Cancun. Then come along as Misty swims with the dolphins and the gang takes a day trip to the island of women, Isla Mujeres.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations

Hawaii - Bikini Destinations sets sail for the Hawaiian Island of Oahu, capturing the tantalizing tropical beauty this island has to offer. Join us as we adventure with our gorgeous models aboard submarines, catamarans, kayaks, and through mid air as Bikini Destinations showcases the luscious offerings of Oahu.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The Newsroom - Premiere

The British Accent - George hustles a corporate paid vacation but his young, smart British temporary replacement forces George to kill the trip and replace it with a tanning cream which leads to fears that he has developed liver failure.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy

Fascination for the Flame - Vinnie, now a bodyguard for the Profitts, gets his first trial by fire when Mel Profitt, the brilliant but paranoid overlord of a international crime empire, disrupts the wedding of an associate, who retaliates by kidnapping Susan.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Final Fantasy - Wendy writes a medieval short story about her relationship with Keith, and Byron unintentionally becomes a pimp.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!

Cancun - Party it up as the Get Out! girls hit the hottest super clubs in Cancun. Then come along as Misty swims with the dolphins and the gang takes a day trip to the island of women, Isla Mujeres.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations

Hawaii - Bikini Destinations sets sail for the Hawaiian Island of Oahu, capturing the tantalizing tropical beauty this island has to offer. Join us as we adventure with our gorgeous models aboard submarines, catamarans, kayaks, and through mid air as Bikini Destinations showcases the luscious offerings of Oahu.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Newsroom

The British Accent - George hustles a corporate paid vacation but his young, smart British temporary replacement forces George to kill the trip and replace it with a tanning cream which leads to fears that he has developed liver failure.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
True Music

Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Are you ready to rock? Today on True Music, our host Katie Daryl catches up with Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. This show is dedicated to true musicians with true talent. Enjoy!

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Philly

Pilot - Kathleen's partner has a nervous breakdown and she is forced to handle all of her cases, one which includes a suspected thief who turns out to be a murderer.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Fugitive

Tucker's Gift - Kimble works for a dying inventor, while Gerard's task force gets closer to catching the fugitive.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Equal Justice

Moving, dramatic and funny look at the workings of the American criminal justice system seen through the eyes of those who are its daily defender in court.

 

 
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7:05AM ET/6:50 C
The Conqueror Worm

NR - 1:38 - 1968
Cast: Vincent Price, Ian Ogilvy, Rupert Davies Director: Michael Reeves
Story of real-life 17th century witchhunter Matthew Hopkins, who profited from "witches" confessions.

Fearless Vampire Killers

NR - 1:38 - 1967
Cast: Jack MacGowran, Roman Polanski, Sharon Tate Director: Roman Polanski
Amusing spoof of vampire flicks where two trackers attempt to rescue a damsel in distress.

10:35AM ET/9:35 C
The Arrangement

R - 2:05 - 1969
Cast: Kirk Douglas, Faye Dunaway, Deborah Kerr Director: Elia Kazan
Traumatic events lead a successful New York executive to reevaluate the meaning of his life.

12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Company Man

PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000
Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter Askin
This comedy focuses on a teacher turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel Castro.

2:05PM ET/1:05 C
1492: Conquest of Paradise

PG-13 - 2:25 - 1992
Cast: Gerard Depardieu, Armand Assante, Sigourney Weaver Director: Ridley Scott
The story of Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas and its effect on the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere.

4:35PM ET/3:35 C
Andre

PG - 1:34 - 1994
Cast: Keith Carradine, Tina Majorino, Joshua Jackson Director: George Miller
The young daughter of a Maine harbormaster befriends a seal named Andre.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Soul Man

PG-13 - 1:45 - 1986
Cast: C. Thomas Howell, Rae Dawn Chong, James Earl Jones Director: Steve Miner
In order to receive a scholarship to Harvard, a privileged teen poses as a black man.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Robin and The 7 Hoods

NR - 2:03 - 1964
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. Director: Gordon Douglas
The Rat Pack does their machine gun version of the legend of Robin Hood.

10:05PM ET/9:05 C
The Woman In Red

PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress, wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.

11:35PM ET/10:35 C
Blankman

PG-13 - 1:35 - 1994
Cast: Damon Wayans, David Alan Grier, Robin Givens Director: Mike Binder
Self-appointed superhero, without super powers, fights crime with his homemade inventions.

1:15AM ET/12:15 C
The Woman In Red

PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress, wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Company Man

PG-13 - 1:21 - 2000
Cast: Sigourney Weaver, Ryan Phillippe, Paul Guilfoyle Director: Peter Askin
This comedy focuses on a teacher turned spy who plans to overthrow Fidel Castro.

4:15AM ET/3:15 C
1492: Conquest of Paradise

PG-13 - 2:25 - 1992
Cast: Gerard Depardieu, Armand Assante, Sigourney Weaver Director: Ridley Scott
The story of Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas and its effect on the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere.
 

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Playboys

PG13 Time: 109  
A headstrong Irish girl sets tongues a-wagging in her small town when she bears a child out of wedlock and then refuses to name the father. She's determined to stay independent--until a handsome actor wanders into town and decides to win her heart! With Milo O'Shea. "Moving and gripping" (The Hollywood Reporter).

10:50AM ET/9:50 C
Die Hard With A Vengeance

R Time: 128  
The subways and streets of New York City are the setting for a deadly game of hide and seek in this action-packed sequel. Terrorist Jeremy Irons is hiding bombs around the city, and rogue cop Bruce Willis has to find them...aided by electrician Samuel L. Jackson, who helped him out on a dangerous assignment in Harlem. "Turns two hours of bombings, subway crashes, car chases and helicopter pursuits into the ultimate roller coaster ride" (The New York Times).

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
One Hour Photo

R Time: 95  
Robin Williams delivers a chillingly restrained performance in this creepy tale about a photo-processing worker who develops an unhealthy obsession with a young family. Sy Parrish (Williams) performs his duties at the giant SavMart store with meticulous care and precision, especially when the Yorkin family--mom Nina, dad Will and son Jake--arrive with their undeveloped film. Beneath his cheerful veneer, however, lies a deep-seated loneliness and rage that sends him over the edge when he loses the two things he values most--his job and his trust in the Yorkins. Connie Nielsen, Michael Vartan, Gary Cole and Eriq La Salle co-star in this "absorbing and unsettling psychological drama" (Hollywood Reporter). Directed by Mark Romanek.

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Contaminated Man

R Time: 97  
Years after an accident resulted in the deaths of his wife and daughter, industrial chemist David Whitman (William Hurt) finds himself on the body-strewn trail of Joseph Mueller (Peter Weller), an innocent security guard who doesn't realize he is the carrier of a killer contaminant. Whitman's desperate mission soon takes a personal twist when he discovers that this incident has a shocking connection to his own case...and one man will do anything to prevent the story from getting out. With Natascha McElhone, Michael Brandon.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Anaconda

PG13 Time: 89  
Welcome to the Amazon, where every creature is a link in the food chain, and even a human is just a potential meal! A group of filmmakers journeys deep into the jungle in search of a legendary Indian tribe...but instead happens upon a ravenous, 40-foot snake. One by one, they become breakfast, lunch and dinner...until only two are left in a desperate fight to the death! Also with Eric Stoltz and Kari Wuhrer.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Mars Attacks!

PG13 Time: 105  
Cheesy '50s sci-fi epics come in for a big-budget comic ribbing in director Tim Burton's horror comedy that's a "giddy, audacious blast...a special effects-packed, instant comic camp classic" (Hollywood Reporter). Jack Nicholson heads the all-star cast as the U.S. President who, faced with alien visitors, is advised to welcome them with open arms...and lives to regret it! Which of the big-name guest stars will escape evaporation and live to see the Martians get what they deserve? Place bets on your favorites!

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Order

R Time: 102  
A maverick Catholic priest's investigation into his mentor's death leads to his discovery of an ancient Christian sect whose leader can literally devour the sins of those seeking atonement. Re-teaming with his A Knight's Tale writer/director Brian Helgeland, Heath Ledger stars as the young priest who belongs to a dying order. Joined by a young woman (Shannyn Sossamon) with whom he has a past, the cleric's search for answers takes him into dangerous supernatural territory...leading to a shocking confrontation with the Sin Eater himself! Benno Furmann, Mark Addy and Peter Weller co-star.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Die Hard With A Vengeance

R Time: 128  
The subways and streets of New York City are the setting for a deadly game of hide and seek in this action-packed sequel. Terrorist Jeremy Irons is hiding bombs around the city, and rogue cop Bruce Willis has to find them...aided by electrician Samuel L. Jackson, who helped him out on a dangerous assignment in Harlem. "Turns two hours of bombings, subway crashes, car chases and helicopter pursuits into the ultimate roller coaster ride" (The New York Times).

12:10AM ET/11:10 C
Flesh And Bone

R Time: 126  
A 30-year-old murder comes back to haunt the participants in this romantic thriller. Dennis Quaid plays a loner traveling the Texas wastelands who falls in love with abused wife Meg Ryan. But the past Quaid has been trying to forget returns in the person of his vicious con-man father (James Caan), who wants his son to rejoin him in a life of crime. With Gwyneth Paltrow.

3:45AM ET/2:45 C
The Order

R Time: 102  
A maverick Catholic priest's investigation into his mentor's death leads to his discovery of an ancient Christian sect whose leader can literally devour the sins of those seeking atonement. Re-teaming with his A Knight's Tale writer/director Brian Helgeland, Heath Ledger stars as the young priest who belongs to a dying order. Joined by a young woman (Shannyn Sossamon) with whom he has a past, the cleric's search for answers takes him into dangerous supernatural territory...leading to a shocking confrontation with the Sin Eater himself! Benno Furmann, Mark Addy and Peter Weller co-star.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Exterminator 2

R Time: 90  
A vigilante with a penchant for hunting criminal misfits pursues an underground gang of thugs in this action sequel. Vietnam veteran John Eastland (Robert Ginty) patrols the streets at night armed with his blowtorch to bring society's delinquents to justice. When gang leader X (Mario Van Peebles) directs his cronies to attack an armored car in pursuit of cash, the Exterminator interferes and torches one of the thugs. But things get serious when the gang cripples Eastland's girlfriend and attacks his pal Be Gee, giving the Exterminator a personal mandate to destroy X and his hooligans. Also with Deborah Geffner and Frankie Faison. Written by Mark Buntzman and William Sachs. Directed by Mark Buntzman.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Bushwhacked

PG13 Time: 90
Mistaken identity gets hapless Seattle delivery man Daniel Stern into trouble--and back out again--in this comedy/adventure flick. The F.B.I. wants him for murder, but after he's mistaken for a wilderness guide, this know-nothing tenderfoot makes his escape by leading a group of scouts into the wilds of the hills.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Paulie

PG Time: 91
Birdbrain antics fill this magical family comedy about a talking parrot who keeps putting his foot in his beak! Paulie doesn't want a cracker, he just wants to share the story of his search for the little girl who was forced to give him up. From a science lab to a pawn shop to his stint as a dancer in a taco stand, Paulie soars into all types of incredible adventures with an assortment of wacky characters. A sweet, funny film "brimming with warmth and humor" (The New York Post).

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Bruce Almighty

PG13 Time: 100
Miracles happen every day...but when Jim Carrey's at the controls, watch out! The rubber-faced comic is allowed to reign supreme in this riotous comedy that tells the story of Bruce Nolan (Carrey), a miserable Buffalo TV reporter who blames God for his faltering life and career. What's the Lord to do? Morgan Freeman co-stars as the kindly Almighty who endows Bruce with all of his powers to see if he can do a better job. The result is unholy hysteria as Bruce's hilarious miracle working (all to benefit himself) leads to disaster and celestial mayhem! Also with Jennifer Aniston as Bruce's girlfriend. Directed by Tom Shadyac; screenplay by Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe and Steve Oedekerk.

10:45AM ET/9:45 C
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

PG Time: 103
In a magical 1940s Hollywood where humans and cartoons co-exist, a screwball rabbit is framed for a murder that a hard-boiled private eye is investigating. Bob Hoskins stars in this memorable live-action/animated hit as the gruff P.I. who is determined to find the killer while dealing with the rascally Roger Rabbit (voice of Charles Fleischer), his curvy animated girlfriend, and an assortment of other crazy (and often recognizable) toons. Also with Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Joanna Cassidy, and the voices of Kathleen Turner, Lou Hirsch and the great Mel Blanc. "Sheer, enchanted entertainment from the first frame to the last" (Roger Ebert). Directed by Robert Zemeckis (Forrest Gump).

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Farewell To The King

PG13 Time: 114
Nick Nolte stars as a US Army deserter who becomes king of a Borneo tribe trapped between Allied and Japanese forces during World War II. Nolte plays Learoyd, a shipwrecked American soldier who leaves the war behind and finds solace leading a Borneo headhunting tribe. The tribe makes him their King, but trouble arises when the Allies and Japanese bring the war into their jungle refuge. Written and directed by John Milius (Red Dawn) and based on the novel by Pierre Schoendoerffer. Starring Nigel Havers, James Fox, Marilyn Tokuda and Frank McRae.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Just Married

PG13 Time: 94
Two lovebirds from opposite sides of the tracks go on the honeymoon from hell that leaves them questioning their decision to get married in the first place. Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy star in this outrageous comedy about a marriage that goes from bliss to blunder. Sarah is a tycoon's daughter; Tom's a nighttime traffic reporter. When these opposites attract and head down the aisle, things are just peachy. That is, until they head off for a European honeymoon in which they miserably fail at an attempt to join the Mile High Club, destroy their luxury hotel, wreck their rental car, and worst of all, shockingly discover that they have nothing in common! Christian Kane co-stars. Directed by Shawn Levy; written by Sam Harper (both of whom worked on the Cheaper By the Dozen remake).

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Necessary Roughness

PG13 Time: 108
Boy, is this college football team in trouble! The quarterback's getting old, there's an astronomy professor on the line, and the placekicker's a gorgeous blonde! Scott Bakula (TV's Quantum Leap) stars in this frisky gridiron comedy as the aging QB trying to lead his team out of the basement. Supermodel Kathy Ireland plays that shapely kicker.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
In & Out

PG13 Time: 90
Kevin Kline stars as an impeccably neat midwestern schoolteacher who is "outed" on national television by one of his former students. The problem is, he never knew he was "in." His staid life turns hilariously topsy-turvy as he attempts to convince the town, his fiancee and especially himself that he's not gay. "An out-&-out masterpiece" raved the New York Daily News of this warmhearted farce.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Bruce Almighty

PG13 Time: 100
Miracles happen every day...but when Jim Carrey's at the controls, watch out! The rubber-faced comic is allowed to reign supreme in this riotous comedy that tells the story of Bruce Nolan (Carrey), a miserable Buffalo TV reporter who blames God for his faltering life and career. What's the Lord to do? Morgan Freeman co-stars as the kindly Almighty who endows Bruce with all of his powers to see if he can do a better job. The result is unholy hysteria as Bruce's hilarious miracle working (all to benefit himself) leads to disaster and celestial mayhem! Also with Jennifer Aniston as Bruce's girlfriend. Directed by Tom Shadyac; screenplay by Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe and Steve Oedekerk.

11:15PM ET/10:15 C
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines

R Time: 108
"Delivers the goods" (Variety). Arnold Schwarzenegger is back--in the role that made him a superstar! Picking up several years after T2, the film reintroduces John Connor (Nick Stahl), a young man whose future holds humanity's last hope against a takeover by machines. But from out of that ultra-violent future arrives the T-X (Kristanna Loken), an unstoppable (and ve

1:10AM ET/12:10 C
House Of 1,000 Corpses

R Time: 88
Director Rob Zombie's shocking homage to '70s-era horror films finds four young travelers trapped in a house of horrors with a family of murderous miscreants. It's Halloween eve, 1977, and the fright-loving foursome of tourists find themselves at a horror theme park known as Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. When the clownish Captain Spaulding reveals that the town's most ferocious maniac, Dr. Satan, was executed nearby, it's too much for the group to resist. But their search for the landmark leaves them stranded at an eerie old mansion whose homicidal residents have a habit of leaving their visitors resting...six feet under! Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black and Chris Hardwick star.

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Femme Fatale

R Time: 114
Brian De Palma's "ingeniously twisty and audaciously twisted" (San Francisco Chronicle) neo-noir thriller stars Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as a dangerous blonde whose picture attracts the attention of a former paparazzo--and exposes her sordid past. Seven years after a daring (and very erotic) jewel heist at the Cannes Film Festival in which she left her partners high and dry, Laure Ash (Romijn-Stamos) returns to Paris under the identity of an U.S. ambassador's wife. But photographer Nicolas Bardo (Antonio Banderas) recognizes her--from a photo he took of her assuming a different alias--and sets into motion a series of twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the end! Peter Coyote co-stars.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
No Alibi

R Time: 92
A big-time business magnate (Dean Cain) is drawn into a murderous mystery involving his crooked younger brother, a hard-nosed racketeer (Eric Roberts) who wants his stolen money back and a sultry seductress who gets involved with all three! Also with Lexa Doig and Peter Stebbings.
 

6:45AM ET/5:45 C
The Curse Of The Pink Panther

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 51m
When the legendary Inspector Clouseau disappears, it's up to his equally bumbling New York colleague Clifton Sleigh (Ted Wass) to track the French detective down in this comedy from longtime "Pink Panther" director Blake Edwards. Robert Wagner, Herbert Lom, Capucine, Harvey Korman, Roger Moore and Denise Crosby costar in this broadly funny farce.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Festival in Cannes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 41m
Dazzling Mediterranean vistas frame this wry and acerbic tale of cinema art versus mass-market commerce from Henry Jaglom. A legendary European screen star (Anouk Aimee) becomes the decisive player in a face-off pitting an actress-turned-independent filmmaker (Greta Scacchi) against a high-powered Hollywood producer (Ron Silver), both of whom are trying to put together deals for prospective film projects at the Cannes Film Festival. "A giddy comic fantasy, full of romance, chicanery and beguiling, sophisticated players" - "Los Angeles Times."

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
A Shot at Glory

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 55m
In the tradition of "Rudy" and "Hoosiers" comes this rousing sports drama about a Scottish soccer coach (Robert Duvall) forced by his team's new owner (Michael Keaton) to accept the addition of his talented but volatile former son-in-law (Ally McCoist) to his struggling team's roster. Soon the rag-tag footballers, accompanied by their American goalie (Cole Hauser), are on their way to a showdown with Glasgow's legendary Rangers. Kirsty Mitchell costars in this inspiring international success boasting a score by Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Married To The Mob

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 44m
Michelle Pfeiffer stars in this comic mob story from director Jonathan Demme ("Something Wild," "The Silence of the Lambs") as Angie Demarco, a grieving widow who wants to start life over after her philandering husband (Alec Baldwin) is whacked by Mafia boss Tony "The Tiger" Russo (Dean Stockwell). But Tony now has his eyes set on the beautiful Angie, while she's developing a gradual affection for her nerdy neighbor (Matthew Modine) - a seemingly nice guy who's really an FBI agent trying to nab Tony. Mercedes Ruehl and Nancy Travis costar.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
CrissCross

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 41m
In 1969, professional opportunities for uneducated women in Key West, Florida run from waitress to topless dancer. Tracy Cross (Goldie Hawn) ends up doing both to provide for her son Chris, who isn't happy about his mom's sacrifices. So when he stumbles upon a lost cache of cocaine, Chris decides to go into business - with dangerous consequences. Arliss Howard, James Gammon, Keith Carradine and Steve Buscemi costar in this drama from director Chris Menges.

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Eight Men Out

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 2h 0m
Just what was it that caused members of the Chicago White Sox to "throw" the 1919 World Series? Offering some possible answers while posing yet more questions, writer/director John Sayles' impeccably detailed examination of baseball's infamous "Black Sox" scandal is a cinematic home run. John Cusack, Clifton James, Michael Lerner, Christopher Lloyd, John Mahoney, Charlie Sheen, D.B. Sweeney, Michael Rooker, Kevin Tighe, Studs Terkel and Maggie Renzi costar. Based on a book by Eliot Asinof.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey!

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Beverly Hills Ninja

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 29m
Chris Farley chops and socks his way through various misadventures as a Japanese-raised orphan who believes that he's the Great White Ninja. Nicollette Sheridan and Robin Shou costar in this martial-arts comedy.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
National Lampoon's Van Wilder

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Ryan Reynolds ("Two Guys and a Girl," "The In-Laws") is the title character in this gross-out comedy, a collegiate lifer in his seventh year of matriculation, forced by his wealthy father's disinheritance to launch a lucrative enterprise as a party planner for his fellow students - much to the chagrin of his school's administrators. Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn, Edie McClurg and Erik Estrada costar in this politically incorrect farce from the producers of "Animal House" and "Vacation."

11:05PM ET/10:05 C
'R Xmas

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 26m
New York filmmaker Abel Ferrara ("King of New York," "Bad Lieutenant") helmed this gritty drama about husband (Lillo Brancato) and wife (Drea de Matteo) heroin dealers whose qualms about their career must be set aside during the busy holiday season - until one of them is kidnapped and held for ransom. Ice-T, Lisa Valens and Victor Argo costar.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Tart

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 32m
A spoiled New York City high school student (Dominique Swain) experiments with sex, drugs and murder at a luxurious country estate, along with her rich friends and the boy (Brad Renfro) of her fantasies in this stark coming-of-age drama costarring Bijou Phillips and Mischa Barton.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Eight Men Out

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 2h 0m
Just what was it that caused members of the Chicago White Sox to "throw" the 1919 World Series? Offering some possible answers while posing yet more questions, writer/director John Sayles' impeccably detailed examination of baseball's infamous "Black Sox" scandal is a cinematic home run. John Cusack, Clifton James, Michael Lerner, Christopher Lloyd, John Mahoney, Charlie Sheen, D.B. Sweeney, Michael Rooker, Kevin Tighe, Studs Terkel and Maggie Renzi costar. Based on a book by Eliot Asinof.
 

6:10AM ET/5:10 C
The Sixth Man

Nutty comedy about a college basketball team whose star accidentally dies mid-season, only to return as a ghost and use his powers to help the now hapless team to the championship.

9:35AM ET/8:35 C
Stealing Harvard

An everyday guy turns to a life of crime to finance his niece's college education.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
In Love And War

Young Ernest Hemingway falls for his nurse in World War I Italy.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
The Sixth Man

Nutty comedy about a college basketball team whose star accidentally dies mid-season, only to return as a ghost and use his powers to help the now hapless team to the championship.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Stealing Harvard

An everyday guy turns to a life of crime to finance his niece's college education.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Punch-Drunk Love

Adam Sandler stars as a man whose inability to love gets a serious challenge in the form of Emma Watson.
 

6:50AM ET/5:50 C
Longshot

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 33m
A gigolo fitness instructor (Tony DeCamillis) is blackmailed by a wealthy businessman (Paul Sorvino) into wooing a beautiful widow (Hunter Tylo) with insider financial information. Joey Schulthorpe and Danielle Fishel costar in this campy, high-energy crime caper that features cameos from such teen music sensations as Britney Spears, *N Sync, O-Town, LFO and Take 5.

8:25AM ET/7:25 C
Looking For Richard

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 53m
Al Pacino returns to his first love - the stage - in this fascinating and highly original inside-out documentary examination of Shakespeare's "Richard III." In discussions with literary scholars, veteran actors (John Gielgud, James Earl Jones, Vanessa Redgrave, Kenneth Branagh), run-through rehearsals and fully performed scenes from the play, Pacino acts, directs and dissects Shakespeare's drama of ambition, politics and deceit to elucidate why it is relevant to today's audiences. With Kevin Spacey, Winona Ryder, Alec Baldwin and Aidan Quinn.

11:55AM ET/10:55 C
Checking Out

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 35m
Jeff Daniels stars in this comedy from screenwriter Joe Eszterhas ("Basic Instinct") as Ray Macklin, a middle-aged man who becomes a sudden, full-blown hypochondriac after his best friend unexpectedly drops dead right in front of him. Melanie Mayron, Michael Tucker, Kathleen York and Allan Havey costar in this farce that mines mirth from mid-life meltdowns.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Longshot

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 33m
A gigolo fitness instructor (Tony DeCamillis) is blackmailed by a wealthy businessman (Paul Sorvino) into wooing a beautiful widow (Hunter Tylo) with insider financial information. Joey Schulthorpe and Danielle Fishel costar in this campy, high-energy crime caper that features cameos from such teen music sensations as Britney Spears, *N Sync, O-Town, LFO and Take 5.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Checking Out

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 35m
Jeff Daniels stars in this comedy from screenwriter Joe Eszterhas ("Basic Instinct") as Ray Macklin, a middle-aged man who becomes a sudden, full-blown hypochondriac after his best friend unexpectedly drops dead right in front of him. Melanie Mayron, Michael Tucker, Kathleen York and Allan Havey costar in this farce that mines mirth from mid-life meltdowns.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
An Officer And A Gentleman

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
R 2h 5m
Richard Gere and Debra Winger star in this Oscar-winning romantic drama about a rebellious loser (Gere) who learns respect, discipline and honor when he takes on the brutally difficult tasks of completing a 13-week Navy pilot training course under the sharp-eyed watch of a no-nonsense drill instructor (Louis Gossett Jr.) and of winning the heart of a local girl (Debra Winger) with dreams of her own. David Keith, Grace Zabriskie, Lisa Blount, David Caruso and Robert Loggia costar in this modern-day classic.

4:35AM ET/3:35 C
Checking Out

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 35m
Jeff Daniels stars in this comedy from screenwriter Joe Eszterhas ("Basic Instinct") as Ray Macklin, a middle-aged man who becomes a sudden, full-blown hypochondriac after his best friend unexpectedly drops dead right in front of him. Melanie Mayron, Michael Tucker, Kathleen York and Allan Havey costar in this farce that mines mirth from mid-life meltdowns.
 

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