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JULY 8 2004
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9:00PM
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Kingdom Hospital
"Shoulda Stood in Bed"
When Peter Rickman has yet another seizure, he witnesses the eventual
fate of Kingdom Hospital and makes a tangible connection with its
frightening past. Meanwhile, Brenda and Dr. Hook finally make public
Steg's guilt in the Mona Klingerman medical malpractice incident --
and send him on a crazed and violent tear for vengeance.
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9:00PM
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CSI:
"XX"
No Description Available.
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10:00PM
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Without A Trace
"The Bus"
Malone and the team search for a school bus carrying 13 students on
the way to the first day of school.
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10:00PM
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Las Vegas
"Hellraisers And Heartbreakers"
In the midst of a weekend-long Honky-tonk celebration, Ed's (James
Caan) old CIA comrade (Emmy and Golden Globe nominee Alec Baldwin "The
Cooler") visits the casino pitching a new security system to help
revolutionize the Montecito and prevent a major heist. However, when
the installation of the new equipment uncovers that a computer hacker
staying in the hotel has tapped into the system, a suspicious Big Ed
and Danny (Josh Duhamel) search for their technology savvy guest.
Elsewhere, Mary (Nikki Cox) welcomes a new comic to the hotel, warning
him to depend on his array of jokes instead of another attribute,
which has earned him the brand - "Portland Dangler." Meanwhile, Sam
(Vanessa Marcil) battle against her own disillusionment. Country Music
Duo Brooks and Dunn also guest star as themselves. Marsha Thomason,
Molly Sims and James Lesure also star in the episode.
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Hilary Duff, Roger Clemens, Los Lonely Boys
 
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Great Moments In Italian Art
"Michelangelo"
Michelangelo is truly a genuis among the group of artists from the
Renaissance era. From marble to paint his work includes the graceful
lines of the statue "David" and the breathtaking frescoes in the
Sistine Chapel.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
X-treme Close-up: Blue Angels
Go behind-the-scenes with the Blue Angels. Meet the pilots and crew as
they perform their 2000 season.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
When The Dust Settles
The Baja 1000 is one of the greatest thrills in auto racing,
attracting the greatest drivers in motorsports. Through experiences of
a racing team that is among the best and richest in the business,
follow those determined to make it to the winner's circle
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
American Chopper
"Ep 31: Mikey/vinnie"
No Description Available.
10:00AM
ET/9:00 C
Anatomy Of A Crash
From the second you get behind the wheel of an automobile, you are at
risk. Learn how forensic experts investigate what occurs at the moment
of impact during an accident and examine the latest technology that is
improving safety standards.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Creatures Of The Thaw
Witness the remarkable adaptations of animals living in the constantly
thawing and refreezing climate of East Asia. Cherry salmon spend
winter near the fast-flowing mountain waters; buffalo, seals, cranes
and rhinos also rely on fresh water for survival.
12:00AM
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A Wedding Story
"Suzanne & Michael"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Flameworthy Awards"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Heart Of The House"
Jason, a tech consultant who works out of his home, hardly ever comes
out of his office basement. His wife, Julie, wants to create a living
room/dining room that will be a welcoming respite for Jason and the
entire family.
2:00PM
ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Wild West"
For some, fascination with the Wild West has become obsession. Take a
look at a perfect replica Wild West town all in one man's backyard, or
see what it is like to live in an old-fashioned 30 room hotel in the
middle of the Arizona Badlands.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Rust In Peace"
For those of us who weren't around when these classics were in their
glory, here's our chance to see some of them aging gracefully.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
X-treme Close-up: Blue Angels
Go behind-the-scenes with the Blue Angels. Meet the pilots and crew as
they perform their 2000 season.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
When The Dust Settles
The Baja 1000 is one of the greatest thrills in auto racing,
attracting the greatest drivers in motorsports. Through experiences of
a racing team that is among the best and richest in the business,
follow those determined to make it to the winner's circle
5:00PM
ET/4:00 C
American Chopper
"Ep 31: Mikey/vinnie"
No Description Available.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Beyond All Limits
"Capsized Barge & Bomb Disposal"
In the Pacific Northwest off the coast of Canada, a salvage team
prepares to right a capsized logging barge. And on Kahoolawe Island in
Hawaii, bomb disposal teams labor to clean up an island that was used
for over 40 years to test U.S. military ordinace.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Before We Ruled The Earth: Hunt Or Be Hunted
1,700,000 million years ago in Africa, Homo ergaster, an ancient
predecessor of modern humans had to scavenge to survive. They lived in
the elements, and among the monsters of the day, like the sabretooth
cat.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Serengeti Symphony
Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick
presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and
beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.
9:30PM
ET/8:30 C
National Parks: Everglades - River Of Life
Follow the great river of grass and journey through the Everglades'
vast and varied environments, from wet saw grass prairies to dense
mangrove forests. Hundreds of species of plants and animals depend on
these life-giving waters for survival.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Urban Wild
"New York"
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels,
raccoons and turtles. In addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird
watching list in the U.S. with more than 350 different species
inhabiting the park during migration season.
11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Serengeti Symphony
Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick
presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and
beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
National Parks: Everglades - River Of Life
Follow the great river of grass and journey through the Everglades'
vast and varied environments, from wet saw grass prairies to dense
mangrove forests. Hundreds of species of plants and animals depend on
these life-giving waters for survival.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Urban Wild
"New York"
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels,
raccoons and turtles. In addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird
watching list in the U.S. with more than 350 different species
inhabiting the park during migration season.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Bridge To Mars, A
The first mission to Mars will require astronauts to stay on the Red
Planet for nearly two years. In preparation, leading scientists come
together on Devon Island, deemed by NASA as the most Mars-like place
on Earth.
3:00AM
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Serengeti Symphony
Legendary wildlife filmmaker (producer/director) Hugo van Lawick
presents the animals and beauty of Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
from a unique perspective: as set to music. From predator to prey and
beauty to beast, it is a performance to behold.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
National Parks: Everglades - River Of Life
Follow the great river of grass and journey through the Everglades'
vast and varied environments, from wet saw grass prairies to dense
mangrove forests. Hundreds of species of plants and animals depend on
these life-giving waters for survival.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Urban Wild
"New York"
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels,
raccoons and turtles. In addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird
watching list in the U.S. with more than 350 different species
inhabiting the park during migration season.
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6:00AM
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Charlie's Angels
Angels On A String - Sinister forces attempt to discredit the
spokesman for free Poland. An international political leader is
abducted and a double substituted for him at a world conference
being held at a resort where Charlie's Angels are vacationing.
Having met the leader earlier, Sabrina knows something is wrong.
Soon, the girls discover that the culprits plan to have their
imposter deliver a false, radicalized, seemingly irrational keynote
address.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Some of My Best Friends
Pilot - Warren Fairbanks, a writer just dumped by his boyfriend,
decides, with the help of his flamboyant best friend, Vern, to put
an ad in the paper: "GWM seeks roommate." Along with his dim-witted
best friend, Pino, Frankie Zito assumes GWM means "Guy with Money."
Frankie moves in and worlds collide.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
In-Laws
Pilot - Financially strapped newlyweds Matt and Alex Landis move
into the suburban home of the bride's well-off parents. From the
get-go, there's tension between the affable Matt, a would-be chef,
and his inflexible father-in-law.
8:00AM
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Square Pegs
It's All How You See Things - Patty "blindly" ventures out to prove
her theory that glasses decrease popularity at Weemawee, but her
visionary experiment could jeopardize her longtime relationship with
best friend Lauren.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition
Jim Sheridan, Denys Arcand - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky
sits down with two directors to talk about their new movies, both of
which are receiving critical acclaim. Director Jim Sheridan talks
about the making of In America, and director Denys Arcand shares
stories from The Barbarian Invasions.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Heritage Hip - Barclay Square heritage home, La Farge Concrete,
architectural mouldings, growing plants in a wheelbarrow, paint
supplies, and the Macauley House is lowered.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Designing America
Dean Fearing - Tour Time at the home of superstar chef Dean Fearing.
10:00AM
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Across America
Stock Show - Co-hosts Ron Kruck and Kandace Krueger saddle up for
the National Western Stock Show in Denver, where they try to master
a mechanical bull named Barney. Also, rodeo clowns risk life and
limb in a barrel.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Discoveries...Argentina: Nature's Spectacle
From the subtropical north to the Patagonia region, experience the
land of hundred of species of birds, monkeys, whales, and more.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
American Mid-West: Tornadoes & Storm Chasers - World Report cameras
are in the American Mid-West, with storm chasers seeking to learn
more about the destructive tornadoes that seem to be striking more
often. New technology is helping to prepare for the storms as well
as find them as they hit.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
The American West: The Forces of Nature - World Report cameras have
traveled across the American West as summer approaches. It will no
doubt be hot and dry, and once again water is the key component in
short supply...as communities prepare for potential fires and home
preservation.
12:30PM
ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale
and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island
of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain
accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures
were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy
Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos â an uninhabited island
covered entirely with ancient ruins.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
South by Southwest 2004 - Katie Daryl and True Music had such a good
time at the South by Southwest Music festival that they are bringing
you more great bands in HD! On today's show you'll hear from bands
and party go-ers as they tell you their favorite part of SXSW. Plus
you'll get a peek at Minnie Driver's musical debut. Yup, the
gorgeous Hollywood actress has a CD to tell True Music about. And
stay tuned to see a great concert from Luna Halo as they play the
BMI music showcase.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Nights in Shining Armor - Hogan finds a load of bulletproof vests
and a French courier on his hands, with no apparent way to get them
out of Stalag 13.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
InFocus
IMAX Wild Australia - The Edge - Filmed on the doorstep of
Australia's largest city, Wild Australia - The Edge is about an
ancient wilderness, a labyrinth of lost worlds and magical places -
beautiful and treacherous waterfalls, canyons and underground
rivers, carved by streams that lead back into a world as it was
ninety million years ago.
2:40PM ET/1:40 C
Bette
Polterguest - Jon Lovitz shows up at Bette's front door and
announces he's her new neighbor and while his home is being
remodeled he needs a place to stay. He's rude, demanding, and tells
Bette her house is "spiritually toxic" and its evil vibes are the
reason her movie career is in the toilet so she considers moving.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life
Sex in the Suburbs - Lydia reconsiders a romance with Eric, who
begins to rethink his relationship with Samantha; Dolly tends to the
needs of a lonely voter.
4:00PM
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Presidio Med
Suffer Unto Me The Children - During one long night, Harriet and
Jules are overloaded with patients delivering premature babies in
need of emergency care. A woman pregnant with triplets suffers the
death of one of the babies, causing the surviving two to be born
early with heart and lung complications. While Harriet is busy with
that case, an inexperienced obstetrics resident must oversee a birth
for the first time.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Champ Car World Series on HDNet
U.S. Bank Presents the Grand Prix of Cleveland
Special Encore Presentation
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
InFocus
Lords of the Water - With 25 consecutive NCAA National
Championships, the men's swim team of Kenyon College has enjoyed
unparalleled success. Join us for an in-depth look at the storied
swimming program and the man behind the team coach Jim Steed.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Philly - Premiere
Mojo Rising - Kathleen represents a storeowner who shot and
paralyzed the boy who robbed him and Will's client, a witch accused
of fraud, has a mesmerizing affect on the participants in her trial,
and later helps Will to discover some hard truths about himself.
9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
The Agency - Premiere
Rules of the Game - When the National Security Agency (NSA) learns
of a plot to assassinate the King of Saudi Arabia, Matt and Lisa
help track down those involved only to discover that there is a
larger terrorist plot in the works.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Haunted - Premiere
Fidelity - A novice detective helps Frank in his pursuit for a
serial killer.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Philly
Mojo Rising - Kathleen represents a storeowner who shot and
paralyzed the boy who robbed him and Will's client, a witch accused
of fraud, has a mesmerizing affect on the participants in her trial,
and later helps Will to discover some hard truths about himself.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
The Agency
Rules of the Game - When the National Security Agency (NSA) learns
of a plot to assassinate the King of Saudi Arabia, Matt and Lisa
help track down those involved only to discover that there is a
larger terrorist plot in the works.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Haunted
Fidelity - A novice detective helps Frank in his pursuit for a
serial killer.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Across America
Sand Surfing, World's Largest Water Fight - And you thought surfing
requires water. Adventurers lug their boards to the top of Great
Sand Dunes National Park to surf the sand. Then Ron Kruck gets
doused in Georgia during the World's Largest Water Fight, and
Kandace Krueger checks in with a family of waterfowl at a world
class hotel.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Philly
Loving Sons - Kathleen continues to fight to keep a kid out of an
adult rehabilitation facility for the accidental murder of another
kid.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Thieves
Bad Moon Rising - Johnny and Rita are assigned to steal an African
artifact back from a New Mexico museum. Meanwhile, Rita develops a
surprising interest in a police officer. Tone Loc guest stars as
Agent Al Trundel.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Equal Justice
False Images - Julie's key witness to a murder- an eight year old
girl is too terrified to testify against the assailant; Jo Ann's
success in her first grand jury hearing depends on her ability to
persuade a dangerous witness to testify; Searls helps druggie Sugar
find a job.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Ladies Man
In an effort to surprise the family with a spectacular Christmas
gift, Jimmy buys a Hawaiin vacation for five from a friend who can
no longer use the tickets. Thinking he's going to score big points
with the family, he is shocked when their reactions to this
luxurious gift are less than stellar. Once the family actually gets
to the airport, one crisis after another prevents them from even
getting off the ground, let alone to the Aloha State for the
holidays.
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Mackenna's Gold
M - 2:08 - 1969
Cast: Gregory Peck, Omar Sharif, Telly Savalas Director: J. Lee
Thompson
Western adventure epic about the search for a legendary canyon
filled with gold.
8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Distant Thunder
R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick
Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet
and his estranged son reunite.
10:10AM ET/9:10 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
12:15PM
ET/11:15 C
Bad Day At Black Rock
NR - 1:21 - 1955
Cast: Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Anne Francis Director: John
Sturges
Story based on Howard Breslin's novel about a one-armed man who
discovers a secret in the town of Black Rock.
1:45PM ET/12:45 C
The Hindenburg
PG - 2:05 - 1975
Cast: George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, William Atherton Director:
Robert Wise
Fictional account of a conspiracy plot which leads to the Hindenburg
airship disaster.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Distant Thunder
R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick
Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet
and his estranged son reunite.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
8:05PM ET/7:05 C
Navy Seals
R - 1:53 - 1990
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer Director:
Lewis Teague
While on a rescue mission in the Middle East, members of an elite
U.S. commando unit discover hidden high-tech weapons.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Colors
R - 1:59 - 1988
Cast: Sean Penn, Robert Duvall, Maria Conchita Alonso Director:
Dennis Hopper
A veteran cop and a rookie partner are assigned to fight gangs in
East Los Angeles.
12:00AM
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Navy Seals
R - 1:53 - 1990
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer Director:
Lewis Teague
While on a rescue mission in the Middle East, members of an elite
U.S. commando unit discover hidden high-tech weapons.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
PT Colors
R - 1:59 - 1988
Cast: Sean Penn, Robert Duvall, Maria Conchita Alonso Director:
Dennis Hopper
A veteran cop and a rookie partner are assigned to fight gangs in
East Los Angeles.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Heaven and Earth
R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after
the war.
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7:30AM
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Zeus And Roxanne
PG Time: 98
Zeus and Roxanne are an unlikely couple: he's a dog, she's a dolphin!
But they're good friends...and the perfect matchmakers to bring Zeus's
owner and a pretty marine biologist together!
9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Road To Perdition
R Time: 117
"Sons are put on the Earth to trouble their fathers," growls Paul
Newman as mob boss John Rooney. Set in 1931 Illinois, this compelling
period gangster film from Oscar(R)-winning director Sam Mendes
(American Beauty) focuses on the various father-son relationships that
collapse amidst the violence of mob life. Tom Hanks stars as Michael
Sullivan, a coldly intelligent enforcer whose father-figure boss
Rooney is forced to order Sullivan's death--thanks to the tragic
actions of Rooney's own uncontrollable son. With an assassin on his
tail who likes to photograph corpses, Sullivan takes his surviving son
on the run...while formulating a plan to avenge the brutal slayings of
his wife and youngest boy. Jennifer Jason Leigh and Stanley Tucci
co-star in this adaptation of the graphic novel by Max Allan Collins
and Richard Piers Rayner. Screenplay by David Self.
1:15PM
ET/12:15 C
Juwanna Mann
PG13 Time: 91
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is
fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive
behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his party
lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by
neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal
cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro
basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame
doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of comic
gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love
with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak,
Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Eddie
PG13 Time: 100
Whoopi Goldberg is a loud-mouthed basketball fan hired to coach the
long-suffering New York Knicks in an effort to boost game-day
attendance. Goldberg plays Eddie Franklin, an outspoken lifelong
Knicks fan and relentless critic of management's on and off court
decisions. The Knicks owner knows his team is pitiful and attendance
at Madison Square Garden is slipping away. His solution? Find new
knockout cheerleaders, fire the long-standing coach...and hire
fan-favorite Eddie to manage the team. Cameo appearances from Dennis
Rodman, Donald Trump, David Letterman and former NYC mayor Ed Koch.
Co-starring Frank Langella, Dennis Farina, Richard Jenkins, Lisa Ann
Walter and John Benjamin Hickey. Directed by Steve Rash.
5:00PM
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Basic
R Time: 98
John Travolta stars as a maverick D.E.A. agent who is sent to
interrogate the two survivors of a U.S. Army Rangers training mission
that went awry. Assisted by straight-laced Lt. Julia Osborne
(Nielsen), Agent Tom Hardy (Travolta) questions the two men, but their
stories--told in flashbacks--reveal two conflicting reports that
appear to be far from the truth. Samuel L. Jackson turns in an
electrifying performance as the despised Ranger leader. Directed by
John McTiernan; written by James Vanderbilt.
6:45PM ET/5:45 C
Welcome To Collinwood
R Time: 86
A ragtag group of robbers gang together to pull off what they believe
to be a Bellini--a rewarding safe-cracking heist. When word spreads of
an opportunity to break in to a local business, a group of minor
criminals join together to take advantage of the Bellini, or
profitable job, in this remake of 1958's Big Deal on Madonna Street.
Starring Luis Guzman, Michael Jeter, Patricia Clarkson, Andrew Davoli,
Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Gabrielle Union,
Jennifer Esposito and George Clooney. Written and directed by Anthony
and Joe Russo.
8:15PM
ET/7:15 C
Analyze That
R Time: 95
Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal reteam in this hilarious sequel to
Analyze This that follows the continuing comic adventures of a hapless
shrink and an unbalanced patient who happens to be a mob boss. This
time around, gangster Paul Vitti is in prison singing songs from West
Side Story. Believing he's lost his mind, the authorities agree to let
him out--but only into the care of his doctor. Enter nervous therapist
Ben Sobel who is forced to accept an offer he can't refuse and live
with the neurotic Vitti...who is still up to old criminal tricks with
the help of his sidekick Jelly. Lisa Kudrow and Joe Viterelli co-star.
Directed by Harold Ramis; written by Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and
Ramis.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Juwanna Mann
PG13 Time: 91
When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is
fired from the NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive
behavior, he immediately loses his girlfriend, his home and his party
lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is inspired by
neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal
cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro
basketball league. Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame
doesn't come easy as he learns through a series of comic
gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love
with a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak,
Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and 'Lil Kim.
12:45AM ET/11:45 C
Basic
R Time: 98
John Travolta stars as a maverick D.E.A. agent who is sent to
interrogate the two survivors of a U.S. Army Rangers training mission
that went awry. Assisted by straight-laced Lt. Julia Osborne
(Nielsen), Agent Tom Hardy (Travolta) questions the two men, but their
stories--told in flashbacks--reveal two conflicting reports that
appear to be far from the truth. Samuel L. Jackson turns in an
electrifying performance as the despised Ranger leader. Directed by
John McTiernan; written by James Vanderbilt.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Secretary
R Time: 111
A young secretary with a history of mental illness takes a liking to
her boss who has a fetish for administering spankings in this quirky
comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal stars as Lee Holloway, a recently discharged
mental patient who begins a career as a secretary. Bored by her
sexually inexperienced boyfriend, Lee takes a liking to her
domineering boss Edward--who disciplines her with a spanking for
mistakes in a business letter. Lee's typing slip-ups and the
sadomasochist behavior continue until Edward catches on to her little
game. James Spader, Jeremy Davies and Lesley Ann Warren co-star.
Directed by Steven Shainberg.
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6:30AM
ET/5:30 C
The New Adventures Of Pinocchio
TVY7 Time: 88
Pinocchio, the wooden puppet who was transformed into a real boy, is
back in this live-action follow-up to the story. Martin Landau stars
as Pinocchio's father Geppetto who gets turned into a puppet himself
by the evil owner (Udo Kier) of a traveling circus. It's up to
Pinocchio to rescue his father and save the day! Also with Gabriel
Thomson, Gemma Gregory and Warwick Davis. Directed by Michael
Anderson.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
The Rocketeer
PG Time: 108
A barnstorming pilot in the 1930s ignites an international furor
when he comes across--and starts flying around with--a jet-propelled
backpack that is wanted by government agents and the Nazis alike.
Bill Campbell stars as the Rocketeer and Jennifer Connelly (2001
Oscar(R)-winner for A Beautiful Mind) plays his sultry girlfriend in
this adaptation of the popular 1980s graphic novel. Also with Alan
Arkin, Paul Sorvino and Timothy Dalton. Directed by Joe Johnston
(Jurassic Park III), story by Danny Bilson, Paul De Meo & William
Dear, screenplay by Bilson & De Meo.
10:00AM
ET/9:00 C
Look Who's Talking
PG13 Time: 95
A baby's got the gift of gab in this "warm and lovable comedy"
blockbuster (New York Daily News). Mikey's not just another cute
kid--in fact, he sounds just like wiseguy Bruce Willis and he's got
a knack for getting what he wants. The Die Hard star is the voice of
little Mikey's thoughts even before his birth to unwed mom Kirstie
Alley (TV's Cheers). Mom, a CPA, dates a series of upscale New York
dweebs, but Mikey knows what he likes--he thinks cabbie John
Travolta would be the perfect dad! Olympia Dukakis and George Segal
co-star.
11:45AM ET/10:45 C
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash
PG13 Time: 94
Eddie Murphy inspires intergalactic laughs in this loony lunar
comedy about a maverick former space smuggler who transforms a seedy
nightclub on the moon into a thriving business. Set in the late 21st
century on a colony on the moon, the film chronicles the adventures
of Pluto Nash, the notorious smuggler-turned-club-czar who finds
himself on the run from greedy mob goons who torch Pluto's
livelihood. Rosario Dawson co-stars as Pluto's lovely lounge singer
and Randy Quaid plays his robotic bodyguard. Also with Joe
Pantoliano (HBO's The Sopranos), Jay Mohr and Luis Guzman. Directed
by Ron Underwood.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Enough
PG13 Time: 115
A pretty waitress's storybook romance with a handsome customer takes
a nightmarish turn in this thriller starring Jennifer Lopez. Slim
(Lopez) waits tables in a small L.A. diner when she quickly finds
herself swept off her feet--and right down the aisle--by a wealthy
contractor named Mitch (Billy Campbell). Several years and a baby
later, Slim discovers that Mitch has been cheating, but her
accusation leaves her beaten and on the run for her life. With no
one to help her, Slim learns to defend herself--while bracing for an
inevitable confrontation with the malevolent Mitch. Juliette Lewis,
Dan Futterman and Noah Wyle co-star. Directed by Michael Apted (The
World is Not Enough).
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Groundhog Day
PG Time: 101
What if you had to keep living the same day over and over-and
over-again--until you got it right? It happens to Bill Murray as a
conceited, obnoxious Pittsburgh weatherman in this "lovable and
sweet" (New York Daily News) hit comedy. In Punxsutawney, Pa., to
cover Groundhog Day, he treats everyone badly, including pretty
producer Andie MacDowell. Then, when he wakes up the next morning,
it's February 2 again...and again...and again! Is there no way out
of this time warp? With Chris Elliott.
5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Joe Somebody
PG Time: 98
Tim Allen and director John Pasquin (The Santa Clause, TV's Home
Improvement) reteam in this comedy about a nobody who decides to
become a somebody. Allen stars as Joe Scheffer, a quiet, unassertive
single dad and office worker who constantly seems to be the victim
of cheap shots. When the office bully (Patrick Warburton) shows him
up, it's the last straw. Enter Chuck Scarett (James Belushi), a
small-time action-film hero and martial-arts instructor who teaches
Joe a few moves--and a little something about dealing with bullies!
Julie Bowen (Happy Gilmore), Greg Germann (TV's Ally McBeal) and
Kelly Lynch (Charlie's Angels) co-star.
7:00PM
ET/6:00 C
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash
PG13 Time: 94
Eddie Murphy inspires intergalactic laughs in this loony lunar
comedy about a maverick former space smuggler who transforms a seedy
nightclub on the moon into a thriving business. Set in the late 21st
century on a colony on the moon, the film chronicles the adventures
of Pluto Nash, the notorious smuggler-turned-club-czar who finds
himself on the run from greedy mob goons who torch Pluto's
livelihood. Rosario Dawson co-stars as Pluto's lovely lounge singer
and Randy Quaid plays his robotic bodyguard. Also with Joe
Pantoliano (HBO's The Sopranos), Jay Mohr and Luis Guzman. Directed
by Ron Underwood.
11:50PM ET/10:50 C
Everyday People
TVMA Time: 90
If you think you know everyday people by what they look like...you'd
better think again. Written and directed by Jim McKay (Girls Town),
this intimate ensemble drama tells the interconnected stories of a
group of racially diverse New Yorkers--cashiers, cooks, bosses,
employees, parents, children, realists, dreamers--who rub elbows at
a venerable Brooklyn diner whose owner has just revealed his plans
to sell the place to make way for condominiums. Told over the course
of one day, the film provides a rich slice-of-life portrait of
people thrown together by pain and love who generate disturbing
conflicts and surprising bonds that challenge the conventional
assumptions about class and racial identity. The ensemble cast
includes Stephen Axelrod, Bridget Barkan, Ron Butler and Reg E.
Cathey. Widescreen.
3:55AM ET/2:55 C
A Bright Shining Lie
TVMA Time: 118
This epic drama tells the powerful story of America's 10-year
involvement in Vietnam, as seen through the eyes of a charismatic
soldier. Bill Paxton (Titanic) stars as Lt. Colonel John Paul Vann,
whose experiences in this tragic and controversial war symbolized
America's fatal and complicated involvement in Vietnam. Based on the
Pulitzer Prize- and National Book Award-winning book by Neil
Sheehan. Also starring Amy Madigan, Vivian Wu and Eric Bogosian.
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7:15AM
ET/6:15 C
Jack
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVPG 1h 45m
As if the fact that his parents are divorcing isn't enough to deal
with for 15-year-old Jack (Anton Yelchin of "Hearts in Atlantis"),
there's also the stunning revelation that his father (Ron Silver) is
gay. Based on the novel by A.M. Homes, this moving family drama from
director Lee Rose ("A Girl Thing," "The Truth About Jane") costars
Stockard Channing ("The West Wing").
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Ten Minutes Older: The Trumpet
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
TV14 - D 1h 33m
Some of the world's top filmmakers offer their interpretations of
time's passage in this anthology of short films from the series "Ten
Minutes Older." Included are projects from Spike Lee, Jim Jarmusch and
Wim Wenders.
12:35AM ET/11:35 C
Power And Beauty
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 34m
Natasha Henstridge stars in this fact-based drama about Judith
Campbell Exner, a beautiful Hollywood socialite who, after a fling
with Frank Sinatra (John Ralston), becomes the lover of presidential
candidate John F. Kennedy (Kevin Anderson) as well as Kennedy's
go-between with mobster Sam Giancana (Peter Friedman). As Kennedy
takes office, his mistress realizes there can be no future with the
man she loves, while her secret behind-the-scenes role brings her to
the attention of the FBI. Katie Griffen costars.
2:15PM
ET/1:15 C
Moll Flanders
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Writer and director Pen Densham's new take on Daniel Defoe's
18th-century novel stars Robin Wright as a prostitute who is
befriended by her madam's noble servant (Morgan Freeman) and loved by
an impoverished artist (John Lynch). Stockard Channing costars in this
memorable period picaresque.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Ash Wednesday
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 39m
Edward Burns and Elijah Wood star in this tense crime drama about a
pair of Irish-American brothers in 1983, one of whom is supposed to
have been dead for the past three years. When he shows up very much
alive on Ash Wednesday, he puts his life and the lives of everyone who
loves him - and conspired to help him disappear - very much in danger
with an organized crime boss. Rosario Dawson and Oliver Platt costar
in this film from writer/director Burns ("The Brothers McMullen").
11:00PM
ET/10:00 C
Casamayor vs. Seda / Moorer vs. Castillo
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
2h 14m
Still smarting from his controversial loss of the WBO junior
lightweight crown to Diego Corrales, former WBA super-featherweight
champion and 1992 Olympic gold medalist Joel Casamayor (30-2, 19 KOs)
climbs back into the ring to take on Puerto Rico's Daniel Seda
(20-0-1, 16 KOs) at AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami, Florida.
1:15AM ET/12:15 C
The Last Picture Show
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
R 2h 7m
Director Peter Bogdanovich logged an American classic with this
brilliant study of life in a small Texas town during the 1950s.
Timothy Bottoms, Jeff Bridges, Ben Johnson, Cloris Leachman, Ellen
Burstyn, Cybill Shepherd, Eileen Brennan, Clu Gulager, Sam Bottoms and
Randy Quaid are the fabulous ensemble cast. Adapted from the Larry
McMurtry novel by the author and Bogdanovich. Ben Johnson and Cloris
Leachman won well-deserved Oscars.
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9:15AM
ET/8:15 C
Secondhand Lions
A young boy is sent to live with his eccentric great-uncles.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Secondhand Lions
A young boy is sent to live with his eccentric great-uncles.
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9:35AM
ET/:00 C
The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 32m
Dan Hedaya and Gia Carides costar with stunt-performing,
death-defying comic thrillseeker Super Dave Osborne (Bob Einstein)
in this comic adventure that finds the accident-prone klutz of an
Evel Knievel emerging from retirement to aid the cause of a sick
little boy - setting the stage for mishaps galore, an encounter with
mimes and a half-mile leap over trucks loaded with toxic waste and
dynamite!
11:10AM ET/:00 C
For Those Who Think Young
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
TVPG 1h 37m
James Darren, Tina Louise and Paul Lynde star in this raucous beach
musical about a group of partying kids who blackmail the grandfather
who owns their favorite hangout into keeping the place open after
they learn he was once a bootlegger wanted by the law! Pamela
Tiffin, George Raft, Nancy Sinatra, Ellen Burstyn and Bob Denver
costar in this infectiously fun surfside romp.
3:00PM
ET/2:00 C
Married To The Mob
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 44m
Michelle Pfeiffer stars in this comic mob story from director
Jonathan Demme ("Something Wild," "The Silence of the Lambs") as
Angie Demarco, a grieving widow who wants to start life over after
her philandering husband (Alec Baldwin) is whacked by Mafia boss
Tony "The Tiger" Russo (Dean Stockwell). But Tony now has his eyes
set on the beautiful Angie, while she's developing a gradual
affection for her nerdy neighbor (Matthew Modine) - a seemingly nice
guy who's really an FBI agent trying to nab Tony. Mercedes Ruehl and
Nancy Travis costar.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 32m
Dan Hedaya and Gia Carides costar with stunt-performing,
death-defying comic thrillseeker Super Dave Osborne (Bob Einstein)
in this comic adventure that finds the accident-prone klutz of an
Evel Knievel emerging from retirement to aid the cause of a sick
little boy - setting the stage for mishaps galore, an encounter with
mimes and a half-mile leap over trucks loaded with toxic waste and
dynamite!
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
What's Cooking?
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 50m
Gurinder Chadha ("Bhaji on the Beach," "Bend It Like Beckham") wrote
and directed this multicultural ensemble drama that examines the
crises unfolding in four ethnically diverse households, while
sumptuous feasts are prepared for the Thanksgiving holiday. Dennis
Haysbert, Alfre Woodard, Douglas Spain, Mercedes Ruehl, Kyra
Sedgwick, Julianna Margulies and Joan Chen star.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Bound
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 49m
Ex-con Corky (Gina Gershon) finds an unlikely soulmate in next-door
neighbor Violet (Jennifer Tilly), a gangster's moll with whom she
teams to relieve said mobster Caesar (Joe Pantoliano) of two million
dollars - a plan that goes horribly awry and leaves the two
sexually-attracted femmes fatale awash in blood. Christopher Meloni
("Law & Order: SVU") costars in this thriller, the debut feature
from writing/directing brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski ("The
Matrix").
3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Married To The Mob
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 44m
Michelle Pfeiffer stars in this comic mob story from director
Jonathan Demme ("Something Wild," "The Silence of the Lambs") as
Angie Demarco, a grieving widow who wants to start life over after
her philandering husband (Alec Baldwin) is whacked by Mafia boss
Tony "The Tiger" Russo (Dean Stockwell). But Tony now has his eyes
set on the beautiful Angie, while she's developing a gradual
affection for her nerdy neighbor (Matthew Modine) - a seemingly nice
guy who's really an FBI agent trying to nab Tony. Mercedes Ruehl and
Nancy Travis costar.
5:30AM
ET/3:30 C
What's Cooking?
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 50m
Gurinder Chadha ("Bhaji on the Beach," "Bend It Like Beckham") wrote
and directed this multicultural ensemble drama that examines the
crises unfolding in four ethnically diverse households, while
sumptuous feasts are prepared for the Thanksgiving holiday. Dennis
Haysbert, Alfre Woodard, Douglas Spain, Mercedes Ruehl, Kyra
Sedgwick, Julianna Margulies and Joan Chen star.
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