HDTV Daily Programming Guide for Saturday, July 17, 2004

SATURDAY, JULY 17 2004
 

No HDTV TONIGHT.
 

COMING PGA HDTV TELECAST FROM CBS

 

July 24 and 25 (3-6PM ET/PT)
Greater Milwaukee Open Brown Deer Park Golf Course
Milwaukee, WI

July 31 and August 1 (3-6PM ET/PT)
Buick Open Warwick Hills Golf & CC
Grand Blanc, MI

August 7 and 8 (3-6PM ET/PT)
The International Castle Pines Golf Club
Castle Rock, CO

Aug. 19 and 20 (12:55-1:10AM ET/PT), August 21 (2-7PM ET/PT) and August 22 (2:30-7PM ET/PT)
World Golf Championship: Firestone Country Club
NEC Invitational
Akron, OH

August 28 and 29 (3-6PM ET/PT)
Buick Championship Tournament Players Club at River Highlands
Cromwell, CT
 

TONIGHT

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"Not Landing"
No Description Available.

No HDTV TONIGHT

No HDTV TONIGHT

This appears to be in HD. At least it is not stretched.

9:00 PM ET

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Houston: Mulberry Hill Lane"
No Description Available.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Marvel Superheroes' Guide To Nyc

Since the 1930s, New York City has been the home of comics and their creators. Follow the thrilling exploits of Spider-Man and his comic book cohorts while revealing the real-life New York landmarks that inspired their stories.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Motorcycle Mania 3: Jesse James Rides Again

Two maverick bikers have left the civilized world and are headed for parts unknown. Jesse James, bike builder extraordinaire, is joined by music star Kid Rock on a soul searching trek through America.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Last Total Eclipse, The

Scientists around the world gathered in Turkey during the last total eclipse of the sun to study this solar phenomena. Experts from NASA provide insight and explanations about solar eclipses.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
What's Coming

"July 2004"
Join host Frank Payne as he takes you on a guided tour of Discovery HD Theater's top premieres for July 2004 featuring scenes from Discovery's hit series "American Chopper," and Discovery HD Theater exclusive, "Dawn of the Pamir."

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Golf Escapes

"Episode 6: Golden Horseshoe Golf Club - Colonial Williamsburg"
No Description Available.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Royal Road To The Final Outpost"
In the final episode of Desert Speaks, take a trip along El Camino Real de Tierra Adentro which includes a visit to Hildago del Parral and its monument to the famous soldier of Mexican independence, Pancho Villa.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An Inside Look: Survival Training

Go deep into the life and death situations faced everday by the elite commanders of the US Air Force's SERE unit. In the air and on the ground rescue teams must predict the victim's movements in a race agains the clock.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 49: Philadelphia - Brown Street"
No Description Available.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Southern Cascades"
Go on an off road adventure in high definition to some of the most beautiful mountain vistas in Cascades, Pacific Northwest. On the trail meet llamas, take a bike ride along a scenic river and explore volcanic activity in Lassen National Park.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Quebec City"
Where else in North America can you ski all day long, and spend the evening soaking up European atmosphere? White Hot Winter in Quebec City is all about ice. Go ice climbing at Montemorency Falls and visit the Ice Hotel.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
World's Best Beaches 2004

Remote, ritzy or romantic, get the skinny on ten of the planet's premiere beaches. From a swanky vacation town on the Mediterranean and a stunning beach in the Seychelles to action-packed Brazil, these are the best destinations on the sand.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
American Chopper

"Ep 31: Mikey/vinnie"
No Description Available.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
The Amber Room, Part 1: Lost In Time

The Amber Room represented the height of Amber craft during the 18th century and was once considered the 8th wonder of the world. But that was before World War II, when German Troops looted the Catherine Palace in St. Petersburg, Russia and carted it awa

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
The Amber Room, Part 2: Lost In Time

The search for this missing Russian treasure has spanned sixty years ever since German troops looted the Catherine Palace in St. Petersburg and carted The Amber Room back to Germany. If found, the original Amber Room could be worth more than $200 million.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Fantastic Festivals Of The World

"Canada - Quebec Carnival"
The beautiful, the colorful, the unusual, and in some cases, even the bizarre are explored in this exclusive high definition series. "Festivals of the World" focuses on and chronicles some of the world's most endearing traditions, it's festivals. Join Discovery HD Theater as we take you on a tour around the world to see how it celebrates; up close and personal.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Windermere"
Visit the birthplace of Peter Rabbit and the other Betrix Potter characters in this most English of countrysides. Sail on beautiful Lake Windermere, work with endangered birds at the World Owl Trust and hike the dales with bizarre looking Highland Cattle.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
An Inside Look: Gold - From The Center Of The Earth To Madison Avenue

Learn where the world's most sought after element comes from. How do me mine it? Once we've unearthed it, how does it evolve from raw mineral to refined and precious? Find out why we're so captivated and learn just how dependent upon gold we need to be.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Mysterious Hanging Coffins Of China

China's leading explorers have been trying to save the last vestiges of a society that buried their dead in coffins hanging off the side of limestone cliffs. Pollution, encroaching urbanization and graverobbers threaten to destroy these artifacts.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
People Of The Lake

Migrating over 500 years ago from the south of what was then known as Burma, the Intha people of Myanmar spend virtually their entire existence afloat. Some 80,000 people, whose name means "Sons of the Lake," live in stilted villages along Lake Isnle.

11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Windermere"
Visit the birthplace of Peter Rabbit and the other Betrix Potter characters in this most English of countrysides. Sail on beautiful Lake Windermere, work with endangered birds at the World Owl Trust and hike the dales with bizarre looking Highland Cattle.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
An Inside Look: Gold - From The Center Of The Earth To Madison Avenue

Learn where the world's most sought after element comes from. How do me mine it? Once we've unearthed it, how does it evolve from raw mineral to refined and precious? Find out why we're so captivated and learn just how dependent upon gold we need to be.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Mysterious Hanging Coffins Of China

China's leading explorers have been trying to save the last vestiges of a society that buried their dead in coffins hanging off the side of limestone cliffs. Pollution, encroaching urbanization and graverobbers threaten to destroy these artifacts.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
People Of The Lake

Migrating over 500 years ago from the south of what was then known as Burma, the Intha people of Myanmar spend virtually their entire existence afloat. Some 80,000 people, whose name means "Sons of the Lake," live in stilted villages along Lake Isnle.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Lost Kingdom Of The Himalayas

High atop the Ngari Plateau in Western Tibet rest the remnants of a forgotten Buddhist civilization, the Guge Empire. Recently discovered and now nearly uninhabited the ruins provide clues to the history of Buddhism dating back to the 11th century.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Houston: Mulberry Hill Lane"
No Description Available.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Brazil: Saving The Tamarin"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
An Inside Look: Gold - From The Center Of The Earth To Madison Avenue

Learn where the world's most sought after element comes from. How do me mine it? Once we've unearthed it, how does it evolve from raw mineral to refined and precious? Find out why we're so captivated and learn just how dependent upon gold we need to be.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"Miramichi, The"
The Miramichi, the largest producer of Atlantic Salmon in North America forms a 13,000 square kilometer watershed spread out over a quarter of New Brunswick. The Miramichi valley is dotted with small settlements that have thrived for centuries.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Eye of the Beholder

For more than 40 years, from a work/live compound in San Diego's backcountry, James Hubbell has directed his childhood interest in painting and sculpture to an architectural vision that has breached the world of straight lines and right angles. His creations test dimension, inspire wonder and instill introspection.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
InFocus

The Nature World of Mitsuaki Iwago: Face to Face with the Ice Bear - Over a period of 18 months, world-renowned photographer Mitsuaki Iwago captured the life that teemed around him, and the resulting High-Definition footage is as amazing as it is rare.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Weekend Explorer

Cascades, Pacific Northwest - Go on an off-roading adventure to some beautiful mountain vistas, enjoy a picnic on the trail with some friendly llamas, and take a relaxing bike ride along a scenic river. Explore mud pots, fumeroles, beautiful blue pools of boiling water, and other volcanic activity in spectacular Lassen National Park.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
HDNet This Month

July 2004 - Take a look at HDNet's weekly schedule with segments from the HDNet World Report, Across America, Hollywood HD, Haunted and our newest series Up Close with Roy Firestone. Also highlighted: live Major League Soccer, HDNet's live season coverage of the 2004 Champ Car World Series and the NASCAR Grand National Division. HDNet This Month also gives you a sneak peak at the films you can see this month on HDNet Movies. HDNet is television like you've never seen before.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Miss Austin USA Pageant 2004

HDNet takes you to the Miss Austin USA Pageant 2004, complete with backstage passes, where 40 women don swimsuits and evening gowns to compete for the crown.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
A Look Back: The Tribeca Film Festival

A 30 minute retrospective from the Tribeca Film Festival, held in Lower Manhattan from May 1-9, 2004. With Robert DeNiro and Jane Rosenthal, co-founders of the Tribeca Film Festival. Also includes candid interviews with independent filmmakers, panel discussions, previews of films featured at the festival, red carpet interviews with Jim Jarmusch, Steve Buscemi, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Vin Diesel, Eddie Izzard and David Duchovny with commentary from host Jack Edwards.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
InFocus

IMAX Wild Australia - The Edge - Filmed on the doorstep of Australia's largest city, Wild Australia - The Edge is about an ancient wilderness, a labyrinth of lost worlds and magical places - beautiful and treacherous waterfalls, canyons and underground rivers, carved by streams that lead back into a world as it was ninety million years ago.

11:10AM ET/10:10 C
Hollywood HD

I, Robot Premiere, Golden Age of Broadway - The only thing more dangerous to Will Smith than killer robots are probing paparazzi at the I, Robot premiere and the stars of old Broadway reminisce about the golden age of the Great White Way.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Sixties Pop Rock Reunion

Seven music legends of the sixties reunite to perform together in a new live concert, taped in front of an enthusiastic audience in Cleveland, Ohio - August 2003.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship

The Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship from Montreal, Canada. The first round of quarterfinals features Luc Salvas and Mario Morra.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Champ Car World Series on HDNet

Molson Indy Toronto
Special Encore Presentation

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
InFocus

Lords of the Water - With 25 consecutive NCAA National Championships, the men's swim team of Kenyon College has enjoyed unparalleled success. Join us for an in-depth look at the storied swimming program and the man behind the team coach Jim Steed.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
True Music

Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - This week on True Music, Katie Daryl will introduce you to blues artists extraordinaire Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise. Plus, make sure you tune in to see bluegrass group Open Road and the chillin sounds of Carbon Leaf.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Dion Live

Dion Live is the music of Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Dion DiMucci seen from two different points of view. The classic hits like "Runaround Sue", "The Wanderer", "Teenager in Love", and "Abraham, Martin, and John" are presented in concert, taped at the Tropicana in Atlantic City. The musical influences on one of the first legends of rock and roll are presented by Dion in a series of stories and songs in an intimate studio setting.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
InFocus

IMAX Wild Australia - The Edge - Filmed on the doorstep of Australia's largest city, Wild Australia - The Edge is about an ancient wilderness, a labyrinth of lost worlds and magical places - beautiful and treacherous waterfalls, canyons and underground rivers, carved by streams that lead back into a world as it was ninety million years ago.

6:40PM ET/5:40 C
Higher Definition

John Cho and Kal Penn, Anthony Mackie - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with John Cho and Kal Penn, the stars of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, plus, actor Anthony Mackie, of The Manchurian Candidate and She Hate Me.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
HDNet World Report

America: Church and State, Candidates and Communion - World Report cameras are traveling throughout America to learn more about the differing viewpoints being expressed by senior members of the Catholic Church, regarding Holy Communion and political candidates. In the past, most candidates scrupulously avoided any appearance that their religion might affect their decisions, but times may be changing.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Get Out!

New Orleans, Mardi Gras Orpheus Parade - See the inside workings of a Mardi Gras parade as Lindsay gets invited to join the fun with the crew of Orpheus and visits the sights and sound of Mardi Gras.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Hotlines

Florida - Stacy, Ivana, Deirdre and Scott get a rush of adventure as they swim with the oceans' most feared predators, fly a jet fighter and go fishing for sharks.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Major League Soccer - LIVE!

Kansas City Wizards @ Dallas Burn

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet - LIVE!

Coors Light 200, Evergreen Speedway

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
World Extreme Cagefighting X: Bragging Rights

Lemore, California: World Extreme Cagefighting X Bragging Rights. The WEC returns to HDNet, fighters scheduled to appear include Olaf, Shonie Carter, Karo Parisyan, Doug Marshall and Anthony Arria.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Bikini Destinations

Palm Springs - Bikini Destinations descends upon the desert oasis of Palm Springs. Our models find adventure from dusk till dawn at the celebrities' pick of premier retreats.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Still Surfin': Dick Dale at the Hard Rock Cafe

He was given the title "King of the Surf Guitar" by his fellow surfers, with whom he surfed from sun-up to sun-down. Dick Dale invented surf music in the 1950's and HDNet is proud to bring back the music of the surfers. Join Dick Dale as he plays some of his greatest tunes at the Hard Rock Cafe on a don't miss HDNet Concert Series presentation.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
2004 MuchMusic Video Awards

HDNet rocks out with "Canada's Biggest Party", the 2004 MuchMusic Video Awards. Scheduled performers include The Beastie Boys, Evanescence, and Hoobastank. Schedule presenters include Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan and Nickelback.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: Neve Campbell - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky chats with actress Neve Campbell about working with Robert Altman in The Company, how her past has shaped her, and which types of roles she's looking for next.

 
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6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Strange Brew

PG - 1:30 - 1983
Cast: Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Max Von Sydow Director: Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas
Bob and Doug MacKenzie take over the family's brewery and battle with the brewmaster.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Big Hand For The Little Lady

NR - 1:35 - 1966
Cast: Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards Director: Fielder Cook
A couple, headed out west, gets involved in a high stakes poker game. When the husband has a heart-attack, the wife must step in, unsure of how to play the game.

9:35AM ET/8:35 C
The Music Man

NR - 2:31 - 1962
Cast: Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, Buddy Hackett Director: Morton DaCosta
A con man travels to River City, Iowa, and convinces the town to finance a children's marching band. He plans on stealing the money before the instruments arrive, but that's before he falls in love with the town librarian.

12:15PM ET/11:15 C
The Man Who Would Be King

PG - 2:09 - 1975
Cast: Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Christopher Plummer Director: John Huston
Adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's story about two British soldiers stationed in India, who decide to travel to and conqueor Kafiristan and become kings.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Bad Day At Black Rock

NR - 1:21 - 1955
Cast: Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Anne Francis Director: John Sturges
Story based on Howard Breslin's novel about a one-armed man who discovers a secret in the town of Black Rock.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Distant Thunder

R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet and his estranged son reunite.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Mrs. Soffel

PG-13 - 1:50 - 1984
Cast: Diane Keaton, Mel Gibson, Matthew Modine Director: Gillian Armstrong
Based on the 1901 true story of the wife of a Pittsburgh prison warden, who falls in love with a convicted murderer.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Navy Seals

R - 1:53 - 1990
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer Director: Lewis Teague
While on a rescue mission in the Middle East, members of an elite U.S. commando unit discover hidden high-tech weapons.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Serpent and The Rainbow

R - 1:38 - 1988
Cast: Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae Director: Wes Craven
Based on the real-life experience of an anthropologist's visit to Haiti and his investigation into black magic and voodoo.

11:45PM ET/10:45 C
The Elite

R - 1:43 - 2000
Cast: Maxine Bahns, Robin Givens, Steven Williams Director: Terry Cunningham
On their latest mission, an elite, covert division, fighting against global terroism, is faced with an enemy from their past.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Serpent and The Rainbow

R - 1:38 - 1988
Cast: Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae Director: Wes Craven
Based on the real-life experience of an anthropologist's visit to Haiti and his investigation into black magic and voodoo.

3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Heaven and Earth

R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after the war.

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Navy Seals

R - 1:53 - 1990
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer Director: Lewis Teague
While on a rescue mission in the Middle East, members of an elite U.S. commando unit discover hidden high-tech weapons.
 

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Londinium

TVMA Time: 87  
This breezy romantic comedy traces the romantic ups and downs of two couples involved in the London television world. Very British Allen produces a sitcom for his American actress wife Carly. American Ben, a Seinfeld-bred writer for the show, meets French makeup artist Fiona on the set. Ben and Fiona fall in love just as Allen and Carly are losing interest in each other...but nothing is as simple as it seems. With Mike Binder (HBO's The Mind of the Married Man), Irene Jacob (Othello), Colin Firth (Bridget Jones's Diary), Mariel Hemingway (The Contender).

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Frantic

R Time: 119  
What do you do when your wife suddenly disappears in a foreign city and you don't even speak the language? That's the unnerving situation facing Harrison Ford, as an American doctor in Paris, in this taut thriller from Roman Polanski. The City of Light becomes a dark, impenetrable maze as he teams up with the beautiful woman who holds the key to the mystery. Together, they uncover a plot involving stolen nuclear technology and international terrorists.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
The Ring

PG13 Time: 115  
"Seven days," a chilling voice snarls over the telephone. For investigative reporter Rachel Keller, the words are a death sentence. Naomi Watts stars as the scribe whose investigation into a legendary videotape--one that supposedly kills you one week after you watch it--takes a terrifying turn after she views it's contents. Haunted by bizarre visions, Rachel desperately races to uncover the dark secrets of the tape's origin before its evil curse comes to claim her. Martin Henderson and Brian Cox co-star in this blockbuster horror film remake of the Japanese hit Ringu. Directed by Gore Verbinski (The Mexican).

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Basic

R Time: 98  
John Travolta stars as a maverick D.E.A. agent who is sent to interrogate the two survivors of a U.S. Army Rangers training mission that went awry. Assisted by straight-laced Lt. Julia Osborne (Nielsen), Agent Tom Hardy (Travolta) questions the two men, but their stories--told in flashbacks--reveal two conflicting reports that appear to be far from the truth. Samuel L. Jackson turns in an electrifying performance as the despised Ranger leader. Directed by John McTiernan; written by James Vanderbilt.

2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Missing In Action

R Time: 101  
A former Vietnam prisoner of war blasts his way through Southeast Asia, determined to rescue missing Americans. Chuck Norris stars in the blistering saga of one man's battle against brutality--and the greatest odds. A fighter of quiet strength and controlled power, Norris takes on the Vietnamese military almost single-handedly.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Grind

PG13 Time: 104  
An amateur skateboarder who is determined to go pro enlists the help of his friends to follow a summer skate tour. Eric Rivers knows his eye-catching stunts are worthy of sponsorships. The trouble is catching the eye of the renowned Jimmy Wilson, a professional skateboarder, in order to join his team. When Eric attempts to meet Jimmy at a local tour stop, he is unable to break through his entourage to get noticed. With the help of his friends Dustin, Matt and Sweet Lou, Eric and company follow the tour for the summer hoping his gripping stunts will earn him some recognition from his idol. With Mike Vogel, Adam Brody, Vince Vieluf, Joey Kern, Jennifer Morrison, Bobcat Goldthwait, Randy Quaid and Tom Green. Written by Ralph Sall. Directed by Casey La Scala.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Basic

R Time: 98  
John Travolta stars as a maverick D.E.A. agent who is sent to interrogate the two survivors of a U.S. Army Rangers training mission that went awry. Assisted by straight-laced Lt. Julia Osborne (Nielsen), Agent Tom Hardy (Travolta) questions the two men, but their stories--told in flashbacks--reveal two conflicting reports that appear to be far from the truth. Samuel L. Jackson turns in an electrifying performance as the despised Ranger leader. Directed by John McTiernan; written by James Vanderbilt.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bad Boys II

R Time: 146  
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith reteam for another go-round as maverick Miami cops who put their lives on the line to stop a rising drug kingpin in this slam-bang action sequel. Marcus Burnett (Lawrence) and Mike Lowrey (Smith) are the police duo who share a hilariously volatile friendship...especially after a bullet from Mike's gun winds up lodged in Marcus's posterior! When Marcus's D.E.A. agent sister Syd--another amusing source of contention between the pair--winds up under the control of the Cuban villain (Jordi Molla), the pair must put their differences aside in order to save the day. Gabrielle Union, Peter Stormare, Theresa Randle and Joe Pantoliano co-star. Directed by Michael Bay (Armageddon, Pearl Harbor); story by Marianne Wibberley & Comac Wibberley and Ron Shelton; screenplay by Ron Shelton and Jerry Stahl.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Secretary

R Time: 111  
A young secretary with a history of mental illness takes a liking to her boss who has a fetish for administering spankings in this quirky comedy. Maggie Gyllenhaal stars as Lee Holloway, a recently discharged mental patient who begins a career as a secretary. Bored by her sexually inexperienced boyfriend, Lee takes a liking to her domineering boss Edward--who disciplines her with a spanking for mistakes in a business letter. Lee's typing slip-ups and the sadomasochist behavior continue until Edward catches on to her little game. James Spader, Jeremy Davies and Lesley Ann Warren co-star. Directed by Steven Shainberg.

4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Bad Boys II

R Time: 146  
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith reteam for another go-round as maverick Miami cops who put their lives on the line to stop a rising drug kingpin in this slam-bang action sequel. Marcus Burnett (Lawrence) and Mike Lowrey (Smith) are the police duo who share a hilariously volatile friendship...especially after a bullet from Mike's gun winds up lodged in Marcus's posterior! When Marcus's D.E.A. agent sister Syd--another amusing source of contention between the pair--winds up under the control of the Cuban villain (Jordi Molla), the pair must put their differences aside in order to save the day. Gabrielle Union, Peter Stormare, Theresa Randle and Joe Pantoliano co-star. Directed by Michael Bay (Armageddon, Pearl Harbor); story by Marianne Wibberley & Comac Wibberley and Ron Shelton; screenplay by Ron Shelton and Jerry Stahl.
 

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Tall Tale

PG Time: 96
A little boy whose father is being threatened by an evil land baron is surprised to find himself in a magical world where he meets an unlikely group of allies--Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, John Henry and Calamity Jane. Scott Glenn, Oliver Platt, Nick Stahl, Stephen Lang and Roger Aaron Brown co-star. Also with Catherine O'Hara and Patrick Swayze. Directed by Jeremiah Chechik, written by Steven L. Bloom and Robert Rodat.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash

PG13 Time: 94
Eddie Murphy inspires intergalactic laughs in this loony lunar comedy about a maverick former space smuggler who transforms a seedy nightclub on the moon into a thriving business. Set in the late 21st century on a colony on the moon, the film chronicles the adventures of Pluto Nash, the notorious smuggler-turned-club-czar who finds himself on the run from greedy mob goons who torch Pluto's livelihood. Rosario Dawson co-stars as Pluto's lovely lounge singer and Randy Quaid plays his robotic bodyguard. Also with Joe Pantoliano (HBO's The Sopranos), Jay Mohr and Luis Guzman. Directed by Ron Underwood.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
French Kiss

PG13 Time: 111
She's an adorable, neurotic American in search of her wayward fiance. He's a suave, handsome French jewel thief. Throw them into each other's arms in Paris, and you've got "a delightful cinematic bonbon" (Hollywood Reporter). Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline play the mismatched pair, who fall in love tracking a stolen necklace all over the City of Light--while a friendly policeman tracks them! With Timothy Hutton and Jean Reno.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Enough

PG13 Time: 115
A pretty waitress's storybook romance with a handsome customer takes a nightmarish turn in this thriller starring Jennifer Lopez. Slim (Lopez) waits tables in a small L.A. diner when she quickly finds herself swept off her feet--and right down the aisle--by a wealthy contractor named Mitch (Billy Campbell). Several years and a baby later, Slim discovers that Mitch has been cheating, but her accusation leaves her beaten and on the run for her life. With no one to help her, Slim learns to defend herself--while bracing for an inevitable confrontation with the malevolent Mitch. Juliette Lewis, Dan Futterman and Noah Wyle co-star. Directed by Michael Apted (The World is Not Enough).

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Look Who's Talking

PG13 Time: 95
A baby's got the gift of gab in this "warm and lovable comedy" blockbuster (New York Daily News). Mikey's not just another cute kid--in fact, he sounds just like wiseguy Bruce Willis and he's got a knack for getting what he wants. The Die Hard star is the voice of little Mikey's thoughts even before his birth to unwed mom Kirstie Alley (TV's Cheers). Mom, a CPA, dates a series of upscale New York dweebs, but Mikey knows what he likes--he thinks cabbie John Travolta would be the perfect dad! Olympia Dukakis and George Segal co-star.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas

PG Time: 85
Sinbad the sailor must retrieve the stolen Book of Peace from a goddess with a penchant for chaos in this mythological animated tale. Brad Pitt is the voice of Sinbad, a sailor who is mistakenly fingered as the culprit who stole the renowned Book of Peace from Prince Proteus of Syracuse. But the benevolent prince, a childhood friend of Sinbad's, believes in his pal's innocence and claims Sinbad's death sentence as his own--giving the sailor only days to hunt down the real thief before the Prince's execution. The all-star cast of voices include Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michelle Pfeiffer and Joseph Fiennes. Written by John Logan. Directed by Tim Johnson and Patrick Gilmore.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash

PG13 Time: 94
Eddie Murphy inspires intergalactic laughs in this loony lunar comedy about a maverick former space smuggler who transforms a seedy nightclub on the moon into a thriving business. Set in the late 21st century on a colony on the moon, the film chronicles the adventures of Pluto Nash, the notorious smuggler-turned-club-czar who finds himself on the run from greedy mob goons who torch Pluto's livelihood. Rosario Dawson co-stars as Pluto's lovely lounge singer and Randy Quaid plays his robotic bodyguard. Also with Joe Pantoliano (HBO's The Sopranos), Jay Mohr and Luis Guzman. Directed by Ron Underwood.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
S.W.A.T.

PG13 Time: 117
An elite team of heavily armed L.A. cops gear up for the ultimate assignment in danger in this explosive update of the '70s TV series. Returning to the Special Weapons and Tactics unit, Sgt. Dan "Hondo" Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson) is assigned to recruit a strike force that consists of six surly officers, led by disgraced ex-S.W.A.T. member Jim Street (Colin Farrell). When international criminal Alex Montel offers $100 million to anyone who will break him out, it's up to Hondo's S.W.A.T. unit to fend off a violent attack on the streets of L.A.--while delivering Montel to federal prison. Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Brian Van Holt, Jeremy Renner, Josh Charles and Olivier Martinez co-star. Directed by Clark Johnson, story by Ron Mita & Jim McClain, screenplay by David Ayer and David McKenna.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Six Feet Under 43: Can I Come Up Now?

TVMA Time: 56
David's ex-fiancee re-enters his life in search of answers to the question, "Why me?" Meanwhile, Nate has a psychic rendezvous, Keith's new job sends him into the closet, Federico identifies with David's past, Claire decides not to let life pass her by, George dumps some surprise baggage on Ruth, and Margaret weighs in on daughter Brenda's new relationship.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Night Of The Running Man

TVMA Time: 92
Las Vegas cab driver Andrew McCarthy is on the run...for his life. He's got a cool million of the mob's money, and they want it back. Their best hit man is on the job, and it'll be no sweat taking out the inexperienced cabbie...or will it? With John Glover and Wayne Newton.

3:55AM ET/2:55 C
S.W.A.T.

PG13 Time: 117
An elite team of heavily armed L.A. cops gear up for the ultimate assignment in danger in this explosive update of the '70s TV series. Returning to the Special Weapons and Tactics unit, Sgt. Dan "Hondo" Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson) is assigned to recruit a strike force that consists of six surly officers, led by disgraced ex-S.W.A.T. member Jim Street (Colin Farrell). When international criminal Alex Montel offers $100 million to anyone who will break him out, it's up to Hondo's S.W.A.T. unit to fend off a violent attack on the streets of L.A.--while delivering Montel to federal prison. Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Brian Van Holt, Jeremy Renner, Josh Charles and Olivier Martinez co-star. Directed by Clark Johnson, story by Ron Mita & Jim McClain, screenplay by David Ayer and David McKenna.
 

7:15AM ET/6:15 C
Best Men

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 30m
This all-star comedy follow unlucky parolee Jesse Reilly (Luke Wilson), who plans to go straight from prison into the arms of his girlfriend (Drew Barrymore), whom he intends to marry. If only he hadn't allowed his buddy Billy (Sean Patrick Flanery) to stop off at the bank. It seems Billy is a famed Shakespeare-quoting robber known as "Hamlet," and soon Jesse is among those held hostage in the bank while his buddy squares off with his law-enforcing father (Fred Ward). Andy Dick and Dean Cain costar in this action farce.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Lost Treasure

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 30m
Crime thriller starring Stephen Baldwin as a man out to find a lost fortune stashed on a Caribbean island, while rescuing his brother, who has been kidnapped by ruthless thugs after the same hoard. Nicolette Sheridan costars with Jerry Doyle in this fast-paced action drama.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 51m
Steve Martin and Michael Caine are rival confidence men out to part naive but wealthy women from their riches in the posh resort towns of the Riviera, until they must unite to scam a particularly loaded target (Glenne Headly) from her millions in this hilarious remake of 1963's "Bedtime Story" from director Frank Oz ("In & Out," "Bowfinger").

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Jack

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVPG 1h 45m
As if the fact that his parents are divorcing isn't enough to deal with for 15-year-old Jack (Anton Yelchin of "Hearts in Atlantis"), there's also the stunning revelation that his father (Ron Silver) is gay. Based on the novel by A.M. Homes, this moving family drama from director Lee Rose ("A Girl Thing," "The Truth About Jane") costars Stockard Channing ("The West Wing").

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Days Of Thunder

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 48m
It's "Top Gun" on the tarmac in this adrenaline-fueled drama starring Tom Cruise as Cole Trickle, a stock-car-racing prodigy whose talent far exceeds his experience, forcing a visionary owner (Randy Quaid) to team Cole with the sport's best pit man (Robert Duvall) and a sexy doctor (Nicole Kidman) who heals then steals the racer's fragile heart. Michael Rooker and Cary Elwes costar in this dazzlingly photographed, blisteringly fast-paced sports melodrama from director Tony Scott ("Man on Fire").

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Bowling for Columbine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 0m
Director and star Michael Moore ("Roger & Me") stirred up controversy - and won an Oscar for Best Documentary Feature - with this dissection of America's fascination with firearms, a skillful work of agitprop that is by turns infuriating, disturbing and hilarious as the rotund host gets a free gun with his new bank account, pays an impromptu visit to NRA chief Charlton Heston, and visits with a survivor of the Columbine High School shootings.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Sum of All Fears

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 4m
Ben Affleck takes over the role of hero CIA agent Jack Ryan in this box office hit based on the best-selling novel by Tom Clancy. Low-level analyst Ryan is elevated to prominence by his expertise on an obscure strongman (Ciaran Hinds) after the politician's surprising ascendancy to the Russian presidency. But that's just the tip of a very large, very lethal iceberg involving neo-Nazis and a nuclear warhead smuggled into the U.S. by terrorists. Morgan Freeman, Bridget Moynihan and Liev Schreiber costar in this espionage adventure.

10:05PM ET/9:05 C
The Ranch

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VSLD 1h 30m
Amy Madigan is a recently widowed single mother whose unusual occupation is running The Diamond Ranch, a legal brothel outside of Reno, Nevada that employs a diverse group of prostitutes with very different backgrounds and motivations for plying their controversial trade. Jennifer Aspen, Jessica Collins, Samantha Ferris, Nicki Micheaux, Paige Moss, and Bonnie Root costar in this original production from writer/producer Lisa Melamed ("Party of Five") and director Susan Seidelman ("Sex and the City," "Power and Beauty").

12:05AM ET/11:05 C
Episode #6

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - LD 27m
Johnny poses nude for Paula's art class then gets thrown in jail with Clay - where he runs into Dad; Grandma finds love through email with convicts.

1:25AM ET/12:25 C
Double Whammy

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Wry comedy from writer/director Tom DiCillo ("Living in Oblivion") stars Denis Leary as Ray, a widowed New York cop on disability leave since his botched handling of a fast food restaurant hold-up led to a bad back and bad PR. As Ray begins to shed his "loser" self-image with help from a pretty chiropractor (Elizabeth Hurley), some residents of his apartment building - including the vengeful, spoiled daughter of his super (Luis Guzman) and a pair of devious screenwriters - hatch dangerous schemes. Steve Buscemi and Donald Faison costar.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Jack

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVPG 1h 45m
As if the fact that his parents are divorcing isn't enough to deal with for 15-year-old Jack (Anton Yelchin of "Hearts in Atlantis"), there's also the stunning revelation that his father (Ron Silver) is gay. Based on the novel by A.M. Homes, this moving family drama from director Lee Rose ("A Girl Thing," "The Truth About Jane") costars Stockard Channing ("The West Wing").
 

10:35AM ET/9:35 C
Secondhand Lions

A young boy is sent to live with his eccentric great-uncles.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Freddy Vs. Jason

Unable to terrorize the children of Elm Street, Freddy Krueger summons up undead Jason Vorhees for help.

10:45PM ET/9:45 C
A Man Apart

A DEA agent tracks down the drug lord who killed his wife. Starring Vin Diesel.

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
Freddy Vs. Jason

Unable to terrorize the children of Elm Street, Freddy Krueger summons up undead Jason Vorhees for help.
 

7:15AM ET/6:15 C
A Shot at Glory

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 55m
In the tradition of "Rudy" and "Hoosiers" comes this rousing sports drama about a Scottish soccer coach (Robert Duvall) forced by his team's new owner (Michael Keaton) to accept the addition of his talented but volatile former son-in-law (Ally McCoist) to his struggling team's roster. Soon the rag-tag footballers, accompanied by their American goalie (Cole Hauser), are on their way to a showdown with Glasgow's legendary Rangers. Kirsty Mitchell costars in this inspiring international success boasting a score by Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey!

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Rollerball

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Deuces Wild

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 37m
From the director of "The Basketball Diaries" comes this blazing drama about New York street gang warfare circa 1958. After their brother died of a drug overdose, Deuces gang members Leon (Stephen Dorff) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) vowed to keep narcotics off their Brooklyn turf - but during a sweltering summer of violence and conflict with a rival outfit called the Vipers theirs is an increasingly tough promise to keep. Matt Dillon, Fairuza Balk, Drea De Matteo, Vincent Pastore, Frankie Muniz and James Franco costar in this pulpy period picture.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele, Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to Mooseport").

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
A Shot at Glory

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 55m
In the tradition of "Rudy" and "Hoosiers" comes this rousing sports drama about a Scottish soccer coach (Robert Duvall) forced by his team's new owner (Michael Keaton) to accept the addition of his talented but volatile former son-in-law (Ally McCoist) to his struggling team's roster. Soon the rag-tag footballers, accompanied by their American goalie (Cole Hauser), are on their way to a showdown with Glasgow's legendary Rangers. Kirsty Mitchell costars in this inspiring international success boasting a score by Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Rollerball

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and LL Cool J star in this fast-paced sci-fi remake about a brutally violent new sport of the future. The game's biggest star is Jonathan Cross (Klein), a talented athlete savoring his fame and fortune - until he learns the truth about the sinister corporate manipulation that's behind Rollerball's bloody trademark: increasingly lethal but crowd-pleasing injuries. Jean Reno costars in this revamping of a cult classic from director John McTiernan ("Die Hard," "The Hunt for Red October").

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Deuces Wild

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 37m
From the director of "The Basketball Diaries" comes this blazing drama about New York street gang warfare circa 1958. After their brother died of a drug overdose, Deuces gang members Leon (Stephen Dorff) and Bobby (Brad Renfro) vowed to keep narcotics off their Brooklyn turf - but during a sweltering summer of violence and conflict with a rival outfit called the Vipers theirs is an increasingly tough promise to keep. Matt Dillon, Fairuza Balk, Drea De Matteo, Vincent Pastore, Frankie Muniz and James Franco costar in this pulpy period picture.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey!

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