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8:00PM
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My Wife and Kids
"The Funeral"
The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee,
Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But
Larry goes overboard when, at the funeral, he asks little Kady to kiss
his "Grammy" goodbye and for Jay to sing his beloved grandmother's
favorite R&B song.
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George Lopez
"Angie Gets Tanked"
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school
fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing
position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y.
Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped c
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According to Jim
"Paintball"
Cheryl cajoles Jim into attending a couples cooking class, which turns
into a disaster, so she lets Jim pick out the next couples activity --
paintball.
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8:00PM
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Still Standing
"Still Interfering""
With the big homecoming dance approaching, Bill and Judy volunteer to
become chaperones, which mortifies Brian and Lauren. But Bill and Judy
take it one step further when they interfere with their dates for the
dance and leave them both sitting home alone.
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Yes, Dear
"Spare Parts"
Jimmy asks Greg to help him get a pitch meeting for his futuristic,
sci-fi, romantic, action-adventure feature film idea.
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9:00PM
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Everybody Loves Raymond
"The Mentor"
Robert and Ray are shocked to find out that someone their age
considers Frank to be their mentor.
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9:30PM
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Two And A Half Men
"Just Like Buffalo"
When Jake imitates one of Charlieâs sexist remarks in front of
Judithâs support group, the women decide that Charlieâs home is an
unfit environment for him. With their approval, Judith agrees to let
Alan see Jake on weekends, but not at Charlieâs place. Charlie must
now turn on the charm in order to win his nephew back.
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CSI: Miami
"Rap Sheet"
No Description Available.
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11:34PM
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
GUESTS TONIGHT...
Senator
John McCain
Benjamin Bratt
John Meyar
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8:00PM
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7th Heaven
"A Cry For Help"
In the midst of a career crisis and much to Annie's (Catherine Hicks)
dismay, Eric (Stephen Collins) takes a job as a talk DJ at a college
radio station, but things become serious fast when Eric and his
producer (guest star Usher) find themselves counseling a male student
who calls in threatening suicide. Meanwhile, Lucy (Beverley Mitchell)
refuses to spend time with Roxanne (Rachel Blanchard) which puts Kevin
(George Stults) in an impossible situation; Ben (Geoff Stults) is
almost arrested when he accompanies Simon (David Gallagher) and
Cecilia (Ashlee Simpson) to an underage club; and Ruthie (Mackenzie
Rosman) tries to figure out a way to breakup with her boyfriend (guest
star Oliver Adams) without making him cry.
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Summerland
"Secrets"
Ava (Lori Loughlin) becomes increasingly worried about Bradin's (Jesse
McCartney) relationship with his wild girlfriend Sarah (guest star
Sara Paxton) and even Bradin contemplates breaking up with her, but
finds it harder to do than he expected. Meanwhile, Derrick (Nick
Benson) misinterprets a friendly embrace between Susannah (Merrin
Dungey) and Johnny (Shawn Christian) on a camping trip.
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6:00AM
ET/5:00 C
Great Books
"Arabian Nights"
Arabian Nights is hymn to storytelling, a vast compendium of tales of
wonder, adventure, eroticism and romance. It tells of its origins, its
translations and communicates the delight in storytelling which is at
the heart of the book.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
National Parks: Greater Washington Dc
Travel through time to uncover our nationâs past. From the pristine
alabaster architecture of the National Mall to the wilds of the
Potomac River, these National Parks are a living tribute to the people
and events that have shaped our democracy.
7:30AM
ET/6:30 C
National Parks: Santa Monica Mountains
Think of the city of Los Angeles and what comes to mind? The glitz and
glamour of Hollywood? The din of freeway traffic and strip malls?
Surfers and palm trees? Images synonymous with a city we've all come
to know through movies and Television. You p
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part One
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and follow the
evolution of modern scientific theories. Utilizing present-day science
fact, follow Verne's Victorian explorers of science fiction by
comparing their methods to practical methodology.
9:00AM
ET/8:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor
"The Profilers"
Serial killers are often twisted geniuses; so cunning that catching
them seems almost impossible. But from Jack The Ripper to those who
terrify us today, their bizarre behavior is as specific as a
signature. In this episode of Foresic Factor" sophisticated crime
fighters map the psychological and physical terrain of multiple
murderers.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Paradise For Predators: Sharks Of Palau
A crew of divers journey to Palau to document the island natives and
their deep connection to sharks. Tradition and superstition are
examined to reveal the secrets of the Palauan relationship with these
ocean predators.
11:00AM
ET/10:00 C
Beauty Of Snakes, The
Despite their fearsome reputation snakes are some of the most
beautiful and fascinating of all creatures. Celebrate some of the
worldâs most spectacular snakes from the majestic King Cobra to the
tiny thread snake to the desert horned viper.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Jan & Matthew"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Sleeping Beauties"
No Description Available.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Back To The Future"
Nine-year-old Bradley Estes has broken his back at his little sister's
skating party. He hasn't been out to play in quite some time and he
has been such a good sport that his family wants to reward him with a
fantasy bedroom.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Mind Of Their Own"
Find out how a 1960s bungalow became an art project that never ended.
Also check out a fruit stand that turned into a "juicy" home, and a
house built with the help of a banjo and a dog named Bill.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Anything Goes"
Discover a fascinating collection of wheeled wonders that are
guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
National Parks: Greater Washington Dc
Travel through time to uncover our nationâs past. From the pristine
alabaster architecture of the National Mall to the wilds of the
Potomac River, these National Parks are a living tribute to the people
and events that have shaped our democracy.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
National Parks: Santa Monica Mountains
Think of the city of Los Angeles and what comes to mind? The glitz and
glamour of Hollywood? The din of freeway traffic and strip malls?
Surfers and palm trees? Images synonymous with a city we've all come
to know through movies and Television. You p
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part One
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and follow the
evolution of modern scientific theories. Utilizing present-day science
fact, follow Verne's Victorian explorers of science fiction by
comparing their methods to practical methodology.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor
"The Profilers"
Serial killers are often twisted geniuses; so cunning that catching
them seems almost impossible. But from Jack The Ripper to those who
terrify us today, their bizarre behavior is as specific as a
signature. In this episode of Foresic Factor" sophisticated crime
fighters map the psychological and physical terrain of multiple
murderers.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
Baby Human, The
"To Talk"
Babies are born citizens of the world with the capacity to learn and
communicate in any language. They actually begin to learn language
while still in the womb. They come into the world ready to communicate
and needing to do so.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
African Garden Of Eden
While most of the year the Kalahari Desert is as inhospitable as any
place on earth, the rains briefly transform it into a lush oasis.
Follow the animals that travel hundreds of miles lured by the water,
but stay only until the land becomes barren again.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Debunked! - Secrets Of The Great Stone Spheres
In the last century, almost 300 ancient stone spheres were unearthed
in Costa Rica's tropical forests. Alexei Vranich and Paul Harmon have
teamed up to unravel the mystery of where the balls came from, how
they were made and who made them.
9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Episode 51: Philadelphia - Durfor Street"
No Description Available.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom
Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of Nubia.
At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was so powerful they
actually conquered the Egyptians. Long forgotten, it has been eclipsed
by the treasures of Ancient Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally
coming into its own.
11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Debunked! - Secrets Of The Great Stone Spheres
In the last century, almost 300 ancient stone spheres were unearthed
in Costa Rica's tropical forests. Alexei Vranich and Paul Harmon have
teamed up to unravel the mystery of where the balls came from, how
they were made and who made them.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Episode 51: Philadelphia - Durfor Street"
No Description Available.
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom
Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of Nubia.
At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was so powerful they
actually conquered the Egyptians. Long forgotten, it has been eclipsed
by the treasures of Ancient Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally
coming into its own.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Quest For The Lost Pharaoh
Follow Egyptologist Vassil Dobrev as he uncovers a hidden tomb of
enormous proportions. By analyzing the hieroglyphics and the structure
and placement of the tomb, Vassil reveals that the tomb dates back
some 4,500 years.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Debunked! - Secrets Of The Great Stone Spheres
In the last century, almost 300 ancient stone spheres were unearthed
in Costa Rica's tropical forests. Alexei Vranich and Paul Harmon have
teamed up to unravel the mystery of where the balls came from, how
they were made and who made them.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Episode 51: Philadelphia - Durfor Street"
No Description Available.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom
Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of Nubia.
At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was so powerful they
actually conquered the Egyptians. Long forgotten, it has been eclipsed
by the treasures of Ancient Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally
coming into its own.
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6:00AM
ET/5:00 C
Charlie's Angels
The Blue Angels - When two men are found murdered under suspicious
circumstances in a massage parlor, Charlie's Angels are called in to
investigate the policeman who reported the crime. Sabrina goes
undercover on the vice squad as an assistant to the officer who is
suspected of extorting money from massage parlor owners. Kelly signs
up for the police academy training course to locate two recruits
suspected of aiding in the coercion. Meanwhile, Jill reopens the
massage parlor where the murders took place.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes
To the Gestapo With Love - The Gestapo assigns three beautiful
German girls to lure military secrets from Hogan and his fellow
POWs.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
In-Laws
Halloween: Resurrection - Matt inadvertently reignites a fierce
competition for the best decorated house on the block.
8:00AM
ET/7:00 C
Square Pegs
To Serve Weemawee All My Days - Lauren and Patty are pitted against
the wiles of Muffy when they to bat for their favorite teacher,
whose "radical" lifestyle and unconventional teaching methods
threaten to get him fired from Weemawee.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
White Hot Winter
Quebec City (Mont Ste. Anne, LeMassif) - Where else in North America
can you ski all day long, and spend the evening soaking up European
atmosphere? White Hot Winter in Quebec City is all about ice. We go
ice climbing at Montemorency Falls, the tallest (frozen) waterfall
in North America. Yep, taller than Niagara Falls. After a day of
skiing LeMassif, and Mount Ste. Anne, we visit the Ice Hotel.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition
Take Two: Kevin Costner, David Cronenberg, Eli Roth, Robert
Rodriguez - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky revisits
interviews from some of his favorite directors, starting with
actor/director, Kevin Costner. Kevin talks about his movie Open
Range and how he seems to be out of step with Hollywood. Next, David
Cronenberg talks about his movie Spider and how he got started as a
filmmaker. Director Eli Roth talks about his movie Cabin Fever, plus
an interview with Robert Rodriguez on the set of Spy Kids 3-D, Game
Over.
9:30AM
ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD
Around the World in 80 Days Premiere - Jackie Chan flies around the
red carpet for the premiere of Around the World in 80 Days and Fox
Television parties with its new stars from shows The Simple Life 2
to Method and Red.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America
Austin Pageant, Bartending Competition - The city of Austin, Texas
crowns a pageant queen, and bartenders compete on dramatic flair in
Rhode Island.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Discoveries...Spain: The Pilgrim Route
Since the tenth century religious pilgrims have been traveling
across Spain on their journeys of religious homage...creating what
has been described by many as the internet of the middle ages,
spreading commerce culture, communication, ideas and language. In
the 21st century, travelers still make the journey to Santiago de
Compostella for reasons equally spiritual, but perhaps not as
religious as their predecessors.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
New Orleans: The Big Easy is Slowly Sinking - HDNet World Report
travels to one of America's most unique cities; New Orleans, where
the city's very existence is being threatened by slowly...but
persistently rising waters.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
American Mid-West: Tornadoes & Storm Chasers - World Report cameras
are in the American Mid-West, with storm chasers seeking to learn
more about the destructive tornadoes that seem to be striking more
often. New technology is helping to prepare for the storms as well
as find them as they hit.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Salzburg and the Lakes District - In musical Salzburg, we focus on
Austria's easy approach to life, take a funicular to Europe's
greatest medieval fort, and shop along fine baroque streets. We
visit the house where the young Mozart was composed his first
masterpiece. Then we relax in Austria's woodsy Sound of Music land,
the Salzkammergut Lakes District.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
True Music
Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Are you
ready to rock? Today on True Music, our host Katie Daryl catches up
with Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
This show is dedicated to true musicians with true talent. Enjoy!
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
The Hostage - Marya, a beautiful White Russian, virtually assures
Hogan's death by one of his own sabotage bombs.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Fugitive
drrichardkimble.com - Narrowly escaping capture by deputies in
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Kimble is rescued by a computer whiz,
who shows the fugitive a Web site launched by a group of people
dedicated to proving his innocence.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life
Gutterball - Lydia agrees to a casual date with Gavin, an attractive
grad student/ teaching assistant she meets at school. At the same
time, Paulie gets discouraged while studying for his sergeants exam.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Born Again Beauties - As the saying Goes "Every thing Old is new
again" and that couldn't be more true than in this episode.
4:30PM
ET/3:30 C
Dion Live
Dion Live is the music of Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Dion DiMucci
seen from two different points of view. The classic hits like
"Runaround Sue", "The Wanderer", "Teenager in Love", and "Abraham,
Martin, and John" are presented in concert, taped at the Tropicana
in Atlantic City. The musical influences on one of the first legends
of rock and roll are presented by Dion in a series of stories and
songs in an intimate studio setting.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Academy of Digital Television Pioneers Awards 2003
Through a variety of award categories, the Academy members recognize
outstanding achievements in bringing high definition television to
consumers.
6:10PM ET/5:10 C
InFocus
IMAX - The Greatest Places - The Greatest Places will take you on a
journey to seven of the most geographically dynamic locations on
Earth. Witness the greatest collection of diversity ever produced.
7:00PM
ET/6:00 C
Higher Definition
John Cho and Kal Penn, Anthony Mackie - Pop-culture critic Robert
Wilonsky talks with John Cho and Kal Penn, the stars of Harold and
Kumar Go to White Castle, plus, actor Anthony Mackie, of The
Manchurian Candidate and She Hate Me.
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report
Richmond Schools - Fighting Back on Budget Cuts - World Report
cameras visit California to look at the problem of underfunded
schools. Parents in the Richmond school district are doing
everything they can to improve their schools in the face of serious
state budget cuts. The students, however, are the ones who will
suffer now and in the future.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere
The Merchant of Death - Vinnie retrieves secret records that enable
Mel Proffit to blackmail a French official into buying munitions.
9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Pilot - Andy discovers that he is sharing a new office with a new
co-worker and schemes to rectify the situation.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere
Jamaica - Ja'man, join the party crowd as the girls hit Hedonism III
in Jamaica. Take in the fetish fantasy parties and toga parties,
plus check out the Canopy Jungle tour during this raucous episode.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations
South Beach - Take a trip with our bikini models into the Everglades
as they get up close and personal with alligators. Then view Miami
from a cigarette boat and party the night away at Nikki's beach.
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone - Premiere
Chad Pennington - Following a record setting college career, Chad
Pennington was the first quarterback picked in the 2000 NFL draft.
During the past two seasons Pennington's performance has rekindled
Jets fan's enthusiasm and propelled the Jets to the upper-echelon of
NFL teams.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy
The Merchant of Death - Vinnie retrieves secret records that enable
Mel Proffit to blackmail a French official into buying munitions.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Pilot - Andy discovers that he is sharing a new office with a new
co-worker and schemes to rectify the situation.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!
Jamaica - Ja'man, join the party crowd as the girls hit Hedonism III
in Jamaica. Take in the fetish fantasy parties and toga parties,
plus check out the Canopy Jungle tour during this raucous episode.
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations
South Beach - Take a trip with our bikini models into the Everglades
as they get up close and personal with alligators. Then view Miami
from a cigarette boat and party the night away at Nikki's beach.
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone
Chad Pennington - Following a record setting college career, Chad
Pennington was the first quarterback picked in the 2000 NFL draft.
During the past two seasons Pennington's performance has rekindled
Jets fan's enthusiasm and propelled the Jets to the upper-echelon of
NFL teams.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
HDNet World Report
Richmond Schools - Fighting Back on Budget Cuts - World Report
cameras visit California to look at the problem of underfunded
schools. Parents in the Richmond school district are doing
everything they can to improve their schools in the face of serious
state budget cuts. The students, however, are the ones who will
suffer now and in the future.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Philly
Here Comes the Judge - Terry asks Ripley to step down from a case
because he caught him kissing Kathleen. Will hires a talented law
clek and gets stuck in an elevator with Lisa.
3:30AM
ET/2:30 C
Odyssey 5
Pilot - A team of astronauts is sent back in time five years in an
effort to stop the Earth from being destroyed.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Equal Justice
Do No Harm - Rogan prosecutes a doctor accused of killing a
terminally ill woman with her consent. Julie and Mirelli explore
each other's worlds. Briggs dumps a messy case on JoAnn.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Ladies Man
Donna and Jimmy welcome their new neighbors with a token gift
basket, and they're happy to find that Shirl and Harve Henderson
seem to be very nice people. But when Shirl comes over to thank the
Stiles with a much bigger basket filled with very expensive gifts,
Donna cries foul and decides her next door neighbors may be nice --
but with an agenda.
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7:15AM
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The Woman In Red
PG-13 - 1:27 - 1984
Cast: Gene Wilder, Charles Grodin, Kelly LeBrock Director: Gene
Wilder
A businessman falls in love with a stunning woman in a red dress,
wreaking havoc on the rest of his life.
8:45AM
ET/7:45 C
Butterfield 8
NR - 1:49 - 1960
Cast: Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey, Eddie Fisher Director:
Daniel Mann
A high-class prostitute starts a relationship with a married lawyer,
and convinces herself that she is in love with him.
10:45AM ET/9:45 C
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
NR - 1:47 - 1958
Cast: Elizabeth Taylor, Paul Newman, Burl Ives Director: Richard
Brooks
A Southern family is torn apart by greed when they learn that "Big
Daddy" is dying of cancer.
12:35PM ET/11:35 C
The Conqueror Worm
NR - 1:38 - 1968
Cast: Vincent Price, Ian Ogilvy, Rupert Davies Director: Michael
Reeves
Story of real-life 17th century witchhunter Matthew Hopkins, who
profited from "witches" confessing.
2:05PM ET/1:05 C
Obsession
PG - 1:38 - 1976
Cast: Cliff Robertson, Genevieve Bujold, John Lithgow Director:
Brian De Palma
Robertson loses his wife and child to kidnappers, then miraculously
finds wife "reborn" in another woman.
3:45PM
ET/2:45 C
The Astronaut's Wife
R - 1:49 - 1999
Cast: Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron, Joe Morton Director: Rand
Ravitch
When an astronaut comes home from his mission, his wife feels he has
changed. She becomes pregnant, and as time passes, she believes that
the lives inside of her are not of this world.
5:45PM ET/4:45 C
White Nights
PG-13 - 2:16 - 1985
Cast: Mikhail Baryshnikov, Gregory Hines, Isabella Rossellini
Director: Taylor Hackford
After his defection to the U.S, a Russian dancer finds himself back
in the Soviet Union after a plane crash. With the help of an
American tap dancer, he plans to escape again.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Wind and The Lion
NR - 1:59 - 1975
Cast: Sean Connery, Candice Bergen, John Huston Director: John
Milius
An American woman and her children are kidnapped by a Moroccon
sheik, launching international and political intervention.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
12:05AM ET/11:05 C
The Emerald Forest
R - 1:53 - 1985
Cast: Powers Boothe, Meg Foster, Charley Boorman Director: John
Boorman
Based on a true story of an American father, searching for his son,
who was kidnapped by an Amazon tribe.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
4:05AM
ET/3:05 C
Final Analysis
R - 2:04 - 1992
Cast: Richard Gere, Kim Basinger, Uma Thurman Director: Phil Joanou
San Francisco psychiatrist gets involved with a patient's married
sister, which leads to murder and deception.
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Bad Boys II
R Time: 146
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith reteam for another go-round as maverick
Miami cops who put their lives on the line to stop a rising drug
kingpin in this slam-bang action sequel. Marcus Burnett (Lawrence) and
Mike Lowrey (Smith) are the police duo who share a hilariously
volatile friendship...especially after a bullet from Mike's gun winds
up lodged in Marcus's posterior! When Marcus's D.E.A. agent sister Syd--another
amusing source of contention between the pair--winds up under the
control of the Cuban villain (Jordi Molla), the pair must put their
differences aside in order to save the day. Gabrielle Union, Peter
Stormare, Theresa Randle and Joe Pantoliano co-star. Directed by
Michael Bay (Armageddon, Pearl Harbor); story by Marianne Wibberley &
Comac Wibberley and Ron Shelton; screenplay by Ron Shelton and Jerry
Stahl.
10:30AM
ET/9:30 C
Moving
R Time: 88
The good news for just-fired Richard Pryor is that he has a new job.
The bad news is that it's on the other side of the country! And that
means a van-load of hilarious horrors in this zany farce. Sight gags
and slapstick galore, with Randy Quaid, Dana Carvey and Rodney
Dangerfield.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Lethal Weapon
R Time: 109
Two L.A. cops take on a vicious narcotics ring in this scalding,
high-voltage crime thriller. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover play
mismatched partners, one a daredevil with a short fuse and a suicidal
streak, the other a cautious, more experienced family man. But when
they hit the streets, watch out! With Gary Busey.
1:50PM
ET/12:50 C
Private Parts
R Time: 109
An offbeat, amusing and utterly winning look at the hot career and
wild times of America's wildest, raunchiest-and most
controversial-radio host. From geeky teen to dingbat hubby to on-air
bad boy, Howard Stern lights up the screen with his mad
shenanigans...and surprisingly sweet charm. "Lucid, funny and
outrageous...often hilarious" (Ne
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
White Oleander
PG13 Time: 109
Alison Lohman stars as a teenage girl bounced through the foster care
system during her mother's incarceration for murder in this moving
drama. Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) poisons her lover and is sent to
prison while her daughter Astrid (Lohman) is forced into the state's
foster care program. Shuffled through various foster parents including
a born-again Christian, a former B-movie star and an eccentric
Russian, Astrid is forced to grow up quickly in several families while
she also attempts to keep her mother in her life. Based on the novel
by Janet Fitch. Co-starring Robin Wright Penn and Renee Zellweger.
Directed by Peter Kosminsky.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
Lethal Weapon
R Time: 109
Two L.A. cops take on a vicious narcotics ring in this scalding,
high-voltage crime thriller. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover play
mismatched partners, one a daredevil with a short fuse and a suicidal
streak, the other a cautious, more experienced family man. But when
they hit the streets, watch out! With Gary Busey.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Bad Boys II
R Time:1 46
Martin Lawrence and Will Smith reteam for another go-round as maverick
Miami cops who put their lives on the line to stop a rising drug
kingpin in this slam-bang action sequel. Marcus Burnett (Lawrence) and
Mike Lowrey (Smith) are the police duo who share a hilariously
volatile friendship...especially after a bullet from Mike's gun winds
up lodged in Marcus's posterior! When Marcus's D.E.A. agent sister Syd--another
amusing source of contention between the pair--winds up under the
control of the Cuban villain (Jordi Molla), the pair must put their
differences aside in order to save the day. Gabrielle Union, Peter
Stormare, Theresa Randle and Joe Pantoliano co-star. Directed by
Michael Bay (Armageddon, Pearl Harbor); story by Marianne Wibberley &
Comac Wibberley and Ron Shelton; screenplay by Ron Shelton and Jerry
Stahl.
10:30PM
ET/9:30 C
National Security
PG13 Time: 88
Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn play former cops turned security guards
who team up in spite of their mutual distrust to stop a group of
smugglers. After he is tossed from the police academy, Earl Montgomery
(Lawrence) exacts revenge by lying that dedicated cop Hank Rafferty
beat him up. Hank gets kicked off the force, serves six months in the
slammer and, as luck would have it, winds up working in the same
security firm as Earl. Can the pair stand each other long enough to
stop the bad guys and possibly get reinstated on the police force...or
will they kill each other first? Colm Feore, Bill Duke and Eric
Roberts co-star. Directed by Dennis Dugan; written by Jay Scherick &
David Ronn. "A funny, raucous action comedy" (L.A. Times).
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8:45AM
ET/7:45 C
Groundhog Day
PG Time: 101
What if you had to keep living the same day over and over-and
over-again--until you got it right? It happens to Bill Murray as a
conceited, obnoxious Pittsburgh weatherman in this "lovable and
sweet" (New York Daily News) hit comedy. In Punxsutawney, Pa., to
cover Groundhog Day, he treats everyone badly, including pretty
producer Andie MacDowell. Then, when he wakes up the next morning,
it's February 2 again...and again...and again! Is there no way out
of this time warp? With Chris Elliott.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Antwone Fisher
PG13 Time: 120
Denzel Washington's directorial debut is an extraordinary true story
of a hot-tempered Navy man who begins to confront his anger with the
help of a psychiatrist who learns a few things about himself as
well. Derek Luke stars as Antwone Fisher, a black sailor whose
history of physical violence lands him on the couch of Navy shrink
Jerome Davenport (Washington). But as the sessions progress, Antwone
discovers that the source of his rage traces back to his unhappy
childhood--and it is only then that his healing can begin. Joy
Bryant and Denzel Washington co-star. Screenplay by Antwone Fisher,
based on his book.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Spy Hard
PG13 Time: 80
Leslie Nielsen stars as Secret Agent WD-40, a retired spy called
back to duty in order to stop a global villain in this hilarious
action-comedy spoof. When General Rancor plots for world domination,
Dick Steele (Nielsen) is the only agent who can foil the evildoer's
plans. Under his alter-ego, Agent WD-40, Steele teams up with a
beautiful spy whose scientist father is imprisoned under Rancor and
the duo pursue the sinister Rancor on his secluded tropical island.
Co-starring Nicollette Sheridan, Charles Durning, Marcia Gay
Harding, Barry Bostwick and Andy Griffith. Directed by Rick
Friedberg, s
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Daredevil
PG13 Time: 103
Left blinded by a childhood accident and orphaned by a vicious crime
boss, Matt Murdock (Affleck) has grown up with a single goal in
mind: revenge. Based on the classic Marvel Comics character created
by Stan Lee and Bill Everett comes this action-drama that follows
the adventures of Murdock--a crime-fighting New York City lawyer by
day and a masked superhero named Daredevil by night. Led by his
ultra-enhanced remaining senses and his incredible acrobatic
abilities, Murdock exacts vigilante justice on evildoers who escape
the system...while vowing to hunt down the elusive crime lord
Kingpin (Michael Clarke Duncan). Jennifer Garner (TV's Alias) and
Colin Farrell (Phone Booth) co-star. Written and directed by Mark
Steven Johnson (Simon Birch).
4:45PM
ET/3:45 C
The Tuxedo
PG13 Time: 98
Jackie Chan takes dressing for success to a comical new level in
this action-comedy about a hapless cab driver who dons a high-tech
tuxedo that transforms its wearer into a martial arts master. Jimmy
Tong (Chan) is the easy-going cabbie whose job chauffeuring a
wealthy secret agent takes a hilarious turn when the man is injured
and Jimmy is forced to put on the battle-ready threads in an effort
to stop an arch-villain with plans to control the world's water
supply. Jennifer Love Hewitt co-stars as a sexy, straight-laced
scientist who thinks Jimmy is the real secret agent. Also with Jason
Isaacs, Debi Mazar and Peter Stormare. Directed by Kevin Donovan.
8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Antwone Fisher
PG13 Time: 120
Denzel Washington's directorial debut is an extraordinary true story
of a hot-tempered Navy man who begins to confront his anger with the
help of a psychiatrist who learns a few things about himself as
well. Derek Luke stars as Antwone Fisher, a black sailor whose
history of physical violence lands him on the couch of Navy shrink
Jerome Davenport (Washington). But as the sessions progress, Antwone
discovers that the source of his rage traces back to his unhappy
childhood--and it is only then that his healing can begin. Joy
Bryant and Denzel Washington co-star. Screenplay by Antwone Fisher,
based on his book.
11:50PM ET/10:50 C
The Tuxedo
PG13 Time: 98
Jackie Chan takes dressing for success to a comical new level in
this action-comedy about a hapless cab driver who dons a high-tech
tuxedo that transforms its wearer into a martial arts master. Jimmy
Tong (Chan) is the easy-going cabbie whose job chauffeuring a
wealthy secret agent takes a hilarious turn when the man is injured
and Jimmy is forced to put on the battle-ready threads in an effort
to stop an arch-villain with plans to control the world's water
supply. Jennifer Love Hewitt co-stars as a sexy, straight-laced
scientist who thinks Jimmy is the real secret agent. Also with Jason
Isaacs, Debi Mazar and Peter Stormare. Directed by Kevin Donovan.
2:50AM ET/1:50 C
Max
R Time: 108
John Cusack stars in this searing portrait of a fictional friendship
of sorts between two German World War I veterans: a wealthy Jewish
art dealer who lost his arm in the war and a frustrated young artist
named Adolf Hitler. Seeking to find talented examples of the "new
art" in 1918 Munich, gallery owner Max Rothman (Cusack) discovers an
intense, penniless artist in Hitler. But as Rothman attempts to
inspire his intense young pupil, the future Fuhrer becomes
increasingly drawn to a field that he believes is the real "new
art": politics. Noah Taylor co-stars as Hitler. Also with Molly
Parker and Leelee Sobieski. Written and directed by Menno Meyjes.
4:45AM
ET/3:45 C
Daredevil
PG13 Time: 103
Left blinded by a childhood accident and orphaned by a vicious crime
boss, Matt Murdock (Affleck) has grown up with a single goal in
mind: revenge. Based on the classic Marvel Comics character created
by Stan Lee and Bill Everett comes this action-drama that follows
the adventures of Murdock--a crime-fighting New York City lawyer by
day and a masked superhero named Daredevil by night. Led by his
ultra-enhanced remaining senses and his incredible acrobatic
abilities, Murdock exacts vigilante justice on evildoers who escape
the system...while vowing to hunt down the elusive crime lord
Kingpin (Michael Clarke Duncan). Jennifer Garner (TV's Alias) and
Colin Farrell (Phone Booth) co-star. Written and directed by Mark
Steven Johnson (Simon Birch).
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10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Bullshot
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 26m
The comic book-style adventures of Captain Hugh "Bullshot" Crummond
(Alan Shearman), a British WWI flying ace-cum-detective, Olympic
athlete and race-car driver who has his capable hands full when he's
called upon to defeat the malevolent Count Otto von Bruno (Ronald E.
House), his war-time nemesis and would-be ruler of the world! Diz
White, Mel Smith, Frances Tomelty and Billy Connolly costar in this
silly, slapstick serving of pulpy action and humor.
11:30AM
ET/10:30 C
Mean Machine
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 40m
Winning British comedy starring Vinnie Jones as a combative
professional soccer player whose incarceration on assault charges
leads to the organization of a prison team - and a high-stakes
match-up against the facility's guards. David Hemmings, David Kelly,
Ralph Brown, Jason Flemyng, Jason Statham and Sally Phillips costar in
this kicking cousin to the classic "The Longest Yard."
1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Zero to Sixty
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 42m
Dick Martin, Mark Hudson and Darren McGavin star in this thoroughly
bonkers crime caper about a teenager and a middle-aged man who team up
to repossess a mobster's car - but the auto has a corpse in it and is
soon the object of a feverish chase. Sylvia Miles and Joan Collins
costar with Hudson's brothers Bill and Brett.
3:00PM
ET/2:00 C
Moll Flanders
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Writer and director Pen Densham's new take on Daniel Defoe's
18th-century novel stars Robin Wright as a prostitute who is
befriended by her madam's noble servant (Morgan Freeman) and loved by
an impoverished artist (John Lynch). Stockard Channing costars in this
memorable period picaresque.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Unforgettable
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 57m
Suspected of murdering his wife, a medical examiner (Ray Liotta) uses
new technology to implant himself with his wife's memories so that he
can root out the killer. Linda Fiorentino, Peter Coyote, Christopher
McDonald, Kim Cattrall and David Paymer costar in director John Dahl's
speculative thriller.
10:45PM ET/9:45 C
Phoenix
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 48m
Ray Liotta is a well-intentioned Arizona cop who becomes embroiled in
illegal gambling and other forms of departmental corruption in this
dark crime noir costarring Anthony LaPaglia, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy
Piven, Tom Noonan, Giancarlo Esposito and Kari Wuhrer.
3:50AM
ET/2:50 C
The Last Picture Show
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
R 2h 7m
Director Peter Bogdanovich logged an American classic with this
brilliant study of life in a small Texas town during the 1950s.
Timothy Bottoms, Jeff Bridges, Ben Johnson, Cloris Leachman, Ellen
Burstyn, Cybill Shepherd, Eileen Brennan, Clu Gulager, Sam Bottoms and
Randy Quaid are the fabulous ensemble cast. Adapted from the Larry
McMurtry novel by the author and Bogdanovich. Ben Johnson and Cloris
Leachman won well-deserved Oscars.
5:55AM ET/4:55 C
Moll Flanders
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 3m
Writer and director Pen Densham's new take on Daniel Defoe's
18th-century novel stars Robin Wright as a prostitute who is
befriended by her madam's noble servant (Morgan Freeman) and loved by
an impoverished artist (John Lynch). Stockard Channing costars in this
memorable period picaresque.
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11:00AM ET/10:00 C
I Capture The Castle
Impoverished family of once-promising author lives in rural English castle,
where the two daughters become romantically entangled with their landlords.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
Tears Of The Sun
Bruce Willis stars as a Special-Ops commander who leads his team into the jungle
of Nigeria to rescue a relief worker, played by Monica Belluci, who agrees to go
with them only if they consent to take along an additional 70 refugees.
3:35PM ET/2:35 C
Blank Check
A young boy's bike is run over by a money-laundering con man and a blank check
falls into his hands. He decides to go on a spending spree.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Tears Of The Sun
Bruce Willis stars as a Special-Ops commander who leads his team into the jungle
of Nigeria to rescue a relief worker, played by Monica Belluci, who agrees to go
with them only if they consent to take along an additional 70 refugees.
1:15AM
ET/12:15 C
Menace II Society
Graphically depicts the cycle of violence, peer pressure and drug problems for
youth in the Watts area of Los Angeles.
2:55AM ET/1:55 C
Basquiat
Self-destructiveness and disdain for the middle class mark the life of artist
Jean Michel Basquiat.
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6:30AM
ET/5:30 C
Look Who's Talking Too
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 21m
Baby Mikey (voice of Bruce Willis) returns in this comedy sequel
that has the precocious youngster dealing with a new addition to the
family: a cranky baby sister (voice of Roseanne Arnold). Kirstie
Alley, John Travolta, Olympia Dukakis, Elias Koteas and Damon Wayans
(as the voice of baby Eddie, Mikey's best pal) costar, while comic
Gilbert Gottfried and bandleader Paul Shaffer put in special
appearances.
10:00AM
ET/9:00 C
Tart
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 32m
A spoiled New York City high school student (Dominique Swain)
experiments with sex, drugs and murder at a luxurious country
estate, along with her rich friends and the boy (Brad Renfro) of her
fantasies in this stark coming-of-age drama costarring Bijou
Phillips and Mischa Barton.
11:35AM
ET/10:35 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy
about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the
perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult
than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect
man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating
from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele,
Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this
infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to
Mooseport").
1:35PM
ET/12:35 C
Bloody Sunday
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 48m
British TV veteran Paul Greengrass ("The Murder of Stephen
Lawrence") dramatically recreates the events of January 30, 1972,
when in Derry, Northern Ireland, British troops opened fire and
killed 14 unarmed civil rights marchers. In the decades since,
specifics regarding the events of that day have fueled debate and
charges of a cover-up. Using a documentary-like approach similar to
"The Battle of Algiers" (1965), Greengrass presents a vivid and
emotionally gripping dramatization which is "dense and alive with
detail" ("Sight and Sound").
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 56m
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey star in this hit romantic comedy
about a magazine writer assigned to seduce and then alienate the
perfect man in just ten days - a task that proves more difficult
than it sounds when the guy she picks turns out to be the perfect
man...for her. However, it seems that Mr. Right is also operating
from a career-related secret agenda. Bebe Neuwirth, Michael Michele,
Robert Klein, Adam Goldberg and Shalom Harlow costar in this
infectiously funny film from director Donald Petrie ("Welcome to
Mooseport").
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Look Who's Talking Too
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 21m
Baby Mikey (voice of Bruce Willis) returns in this comedy sequel
that has the precocious youngster dealing with a new addition to the
family: a cranky baby sister (voice of Roseanne Arnold). Kirstie
Alley, John Travolta, Olympia Dukakis, Elias Koteas and Damon Wayans
(as the voice of baby Eddie, Mikey's best pal) costar, while comic
Gilbert Gottfried and bandleader Paul Shaffer put in special
appearances.
11:30PM
ET/10:30 C
Exotica
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 44m
Sexual obsession is the subject of this intriguing intellectual
puzzle of a drama from the always-challenging writer/director Atom
Egoyan ("The Sweet Hereafter"). The action centers around the
eponymous strip club, where a tax professional (Bruce Greenwood) is
haunted by a beautiful showgirl (Mia Kirshner) while interacting
with the joint's eccentric coterie of regulars, including an angry
deejay (Elias Koteas) and a gay pet store owner (Don McKellar).
Arsinee Khanjian, Sarah Polley and Victor Garber costar in this
acclaimed independent film.
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