HDTV Daily Programming Guide — Monday, July 26, 2004

MONDAY, JULY 26 2004
 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Michael's Band"
When Michael's old friend and former bandmate, Johnny "Saxophone" Watson (Clarence Clemons), comes to town for a gig, it turns out Johnny's piano player can't make it. Michael eagerly accepts an invitation to take the man's place, but refuses to admit that his musical skills have gotten rusty. Meanwhile, love is blind when it comes to Franklin realizing that his little sister, Aretha (Jamiah Simone Nash), is a much better singer than the tone-deaf Kady.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
George Lopez

"The Art of Boxing"
Unbeknownst to his mom, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself) in order to relieve stress and insomnia. George and Benny run in circles trying to keep Max's new pastime a secret from Angie.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
According to Jim

"When You Wish to Be a Star, Parts 1 & 2"
Dana's first task in her new ad agency job is to cast the perfect TV family for Disney's cruise line. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but for the role of "dad" Dana's new boss picks a handsome actor over Jim, on a two-part story arc.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hope & Faith

"Charley's Baseball"
When Justin accidentally destroys Charley's beloved baseball autographed by Roger Clemens, Faith sets out to replace it with Hope's help. Hearing that Clemens will be in Columbus for a charity game, the two women end up masquerading as reporters in the team locker room to buttonhole Clemens. But when a tenacious security guard gives chase, the women have to hide out in the players' whirlpool tubs. Meanwhile, Hayley leads the family in a sit-down protest when Charley must cut down the tree that holds their treehouse.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond

"Home from School"
When Michael claims he's too sick to go to school, Debra enlists Ray's parental aid.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Two And A Half Men

"Last Thing You Want is to Wind up with a Hump"
Charlie, reluctantly dragged to one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night in Vegas, lucks out when he winds up with a date with a hot mama. Meanwhile, two single moms who have just discovered that Alan is newly available hit on him--literally.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
CSI: Miami

"The Best Defense"
No Description Available.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Tom Arnold, Morris Day

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven

"Gossip"
While ugly rumors spread about Mary's (Jessica Biel) sudden departure, Simon (David Gallagher) is persuaded to use his sister's bad reputation to boost his "cool" quotient at school and gets into some trouble of his own with identical twin "bad girls" Carol and Sue Murphy (guest stars Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Full House).

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Summerland

"Skipping School"
Ava (Lori Loughlin) thinks that it may be in Nikki's (Kay Panabaker) best interest to skip her last year of junior high and go straight to high school, but Nikki has a different opinion. Bradin (Jesse McCartney) is invited by Sarah (guest star Sara Paxton) to run away with her to Mexico, but he discovers that she's actually attempting to get out of going away to a strict boarding school. Erika's (Taylor Cole) estranged mother (guest star Rosanna Arquette, Pulp Fiction) shows up unannounced and attempts to get Erika to leave Jay (Ryan Kwanten) and Playa Linda to come home to live with her.

NO HDTV TONIGHT

UPCONVERSIONS STRETCHED

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Urban Wild

"New York"
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels, raccoons and turtles. In addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird watching list in the U.S. with more than 350 different species inhabiting the park during migration season.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Best Of The National Parks

Each year, millions of people are amazed by majestic vistas, geysers, smoldering volcanoes and rugged country where wildlife roam free. Visit the most spectacular places and open spaces in North America, from Yosemite to the Everglades.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part Two

In the conclusion of this two-part presentation, Verne's adventurers advance deeper toward the center of the Earth, encountering ruins of anceint civilizations, pitch-black caverns and living dinosaurs. Can future explorers reach the center of the Earth?

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor

"Lasting Impressions"
From the tips of their ears to the soles of their feet - criminals are betrayed by the clues their own bodies leave behind. "Lasting Impressions" takes a look at how a killer's ear against a wall, his hand on a door, the path that he walks - even the slightest impressions left at the scene help crime fighters find their man.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Valley Of The T-rex

Travel along with the most famous paleontologist in the world, "Jack" Horner, as he continues in his search for the lost world of the most famous dinosaur of all time. His research indicates that the T-Rex might not have been a predator after all.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
African Garden Of Eden

While most of the year the Kalahari Desert is as inhospitable as any place on earth, the rains briefly transform it into a lush oasis. Follow the animals that travel hundreds of miles lured by the water, but stay only until the land becomes barren again.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Anya & Stan"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Driven Docs"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"A New Hope"
Last summer while Andrea was newly pregnant, she lost her father in a car accident. It caused her to go into labor seven weeks early. Her husband David wants to surprise Andrea with a beautiful new family room for her and their new baby.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Daring Decor"
Think way beyond beige: these homeowners have. One woman in small-town Ontario never met a paint color (or zebra or jungle) she didn't like. A backyard in Michigan is so full of strange delights it gives Disneyland a run for its money. The Karmen Miranda house has 'produced' a colourful tribute to a festive actress.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Best In Show"
Every April Houston,Texas hosts the wildest collection of wheels out there during the annual World Art Car Parade. Over 150 bizarre vehicles such as the Fruitmobile and the Cathedral Hearse take over the streets.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Best Of The National Parks

Each year, millions of people are amazed by majestic vistas, geysers, smoldering volcanoes and rugged country where wildlife roam free. Visit the most spectacular places and open spaces in North America, from Yosemite to the Everglades.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Journey To The Center Of The Earth - Part Two

In the conclusion of this two-part presentation, Verne's adventurers advance deeper toward the center of the Earth, encountering ruins of anceint civilizations, pitch-black caverns and living dinosaurs. Can future explorers reach the center of the Earth?

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor

"Lasting Impressions"
From the tips of their ears to the soles of their feet - criminals are betrayed by the clues their own bodies leave behind. "Lasting Impressions" takes a look at how a killer's ear against a wall, his hand on a door, the path that he walks - even the slightest impressions left at the scene help crime fighters find their man.


6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Viking Voyages

Celebrate the 1000th anniversary of Leif Ericson's discovery of North America. He sailed from Iceland, via Greenland, to New Foundland to build the first "European" settlement on the new continent almost 500 years before Columbus arrived.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Chasing Giants: On The Trail Of The Giant Squid

Ageless tales of sea monsters include reports of an eight-legged beast with eyes the size of volleyballs - the Giant Squid. New Zealand scientist Steve O'Shea attempts to track this elusive creature and to provide the first image of the animal alive.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Secrets Of Gold

The glitter of gold defines prized works of art, ornaments of royalty and coinage, as well as tools and devices essential to modern life. Explore fascinating stories and remarkable properties that make gold the most coveted of precious metals.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 52: Utah - Mountain Berry Drive"
No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Journey To A Lost World

The Guiana Highlands of South America is one of the last unexplored regions in the world. These sinkholes, discovered only 38 years ago, are host to a wide variety of unique plant and animal life found nowhere else in the world.

11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Secrets Of Gold

The glitter of gold defines prized works of art, ornaments of royalty and coinage, as well as tools and devices essential to modern life. Explore fascinating stories and remarkable properties that make gold the most coveted of precious metals.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 52: Utah - Mountain Berry Drive"
No Description Available.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Journey To A Lost World

The Guiana Highlands of South America is one of the last unexplored regions in the world. These sinkholes, discovered only 38 years ago, are host to a wide variety of unique plant and animal life found nowhere else in the world.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Wyoming Wild

The Great Plains of Wyoming are a rugged paradise where many creatures thrive. A visit to Yellowstone National Park in the fall reveals valleys filled with coyote, moose, otters and swans.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Wild Hawaii

Explore the sublime nature of the Hawaiian Islands. The islands' contrasting ecosystems accomodate many endangered species.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Secrets Of Gold

The glitter of gold defines prized works of art, ornaments of royalty and coinage, as well as tools and devices essential to modern life. Explore fascinating stories and remarkable properties that make gold the most coveted of precious metals.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 52: Utah - Mountain Berry Drive"
No Description Available.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Journey To A Lost World

The Guiana Highlands of South America is one of the last unexplored regions in the world. These sinkholes, discovered only 38 years ago, are host to a wide variety of unique plant and animal life found nowhere else in the world.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
First Monday

Pilot - Questions of cruel and unusual punishment when the court is asked to rule on the case of a death row inmate struck by lightning while in the state's care.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes

No Names Please - The Germans are amazed to read an American newspaper story about a sabotage and rescue unit at work in one of their prison camps.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
In-Laws

Matt Goes Into Labor - Showdown time: When Matt fills in at the office as Vic's assistant, he learns that his father-in-law has lied to his employees about Matt, creating the son-in-law he'd always wanted.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
That's Life

Pilot - 32-year-old Lydia DeLucca astonishes everyone by breaking off her six-year engagement and enrolling in college.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: Jack Black - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky sits down with The School of Rock's Jack Black to talk movies, music, HD and more.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD

ESPY Awards, Cinderella Story Premiere - Superstar athletes and celebrities prove they're good sports on the red carpet of the ESPY awards and Hilary Duff dons her glass slippers for the Cinderella Story premiere.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America

Bat Lady, Sideshow School - A woman affectionately known as the Bat Lady educates the public about the the good bats do, while a New Orleans man covers New Orleans graffiti with spray paint. Also, Ron Kruck learns tricks of the trade at Sideshow School in Coney Island, New York.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
InFocus

Paris' National Opera - Opera Bastille - Behind the scenes of William Tell, where the three months preceding opening night constituted a non-stop struggle to get every detail just right.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

America: Church and State, Candidates and Communion - World Report cameras are traveling throughout America to learn more about the differing viewpoints being expressed by senior members of the Catholic Church, regarding Holy Communion and political candidates. In the past, most candidates scrupulously avoided any appearance that their religion might affect their decisions, but times may be changing.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Richmond Schools - Fighting Back on Budget Cuts - World Report cameras visit California to look at the problem of underfunded schools. Parents in the Richmond school district are doing everything they can to improve their schools in the face of serious state budget cuts. The students, however, are the ones who will suffer now and in the future.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe

Classical Europe: Ancient Greece and Rome - Here's where we pull together some of Europe's most rewarding sites from the classical world. Ancient Greek and Roman remnants are more than cold stone. They hold centuries of stories. It's the Greeks in Athens, Delphi, Delos, Paestum, and Syracuse--and the Romans, in Pompeii, Rome, and Provence.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Extended Play: Lisa Loeb - Lisa Loeb first hit it big after her single Stay( I Miss you) hit number one on the charts after being featured in the movie Reality Bites. Now on True Music Extended Play, Lisa Loeb sits down with Katie Daryl to talk about her music and TV career as well as perform the songs we've all grown to love.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

Sticky Wicket Newkirk - Prisoner Newkirk sneaks a pretty German girl into Stalag 13, not knowing she's an informer for the Gestapo.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Fugitive

Lagniappe - In New Orleans, Kimble must choose between saving an unborn child's life and escaping with his freedom. Gerard's professional future is jeopardized.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet

New England 125, New Hampshire International Speedway
Special Encore Presentation

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Across America

Undiscovered Arches, Gospel Choir, Tree Sculptures - Across America transcends the everyday realm with explorers searching for undiscovered arches; a booming Tennessee gospel choir; and artists who carve sculptures out of fallen trees.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: Errol Morris - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky sits down with Academy Award winner, Errol Morris, to talk about his career in documentaries, and the making of his latest, the Oscar winning The Fog of War.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
LIVE! from Central Park SummerStage

Ben Folds - Singer/pianist Ben Folds took a detour into uncharted waters last winter before recording the follow-up to his solo-debut Rockin the Suburbs. The singer-songwriter recorded a pair of EPs leading up to a full-length album, something no other artist had tried before, that were released only on the internet. Folds has a new solo album due out during the summer of 2004.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report

Jamaica: Tourism without Terrorism - World Report cameras are in Jamaica, which is becoming a more popular tourism destination for American vacationers who are staying closer to home. Jamaica is making plans to prevent terrorism even as the island's residents are looking more closely at their biggest neighbor.


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere

Not for Nothing - Small-time hood Aldo Baglia notices a photo of Vinnie in a newspaper, and tracks him down and shoots him for revenge.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone - Premiere

Mike Tyson - Featuring former Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson. Deemed one of the most dynamic sports personalities of the 20th century, Mike Tyson sits down for an exclusive and personal interview with Roy Firestone. Tyson speaks on his turbulent life of fame and failure as well as his current campaign to captivate the boxing world.
Special Time!

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere

Bahamas - Get Out! gets invited to the ultra exclusive Nygard Cay, home to fashion magnate Peter Nygard. Bahamian beats, Junkanoo music and Nassau nights make this an episode not to be missed.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
HDNet News Special Report - LIVE!

America 2004 - The 2004 Democratic National Convention - Coverage of America 2004: The Democratic Convention features a speech by former President Bill Clinton.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy

Not for Nothing - Small-time hood Aldo Baglia notices a photo of Vinnie in a newspaper, and tracks him down and shoots him for revenge.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

Mike Tyson - Featuring former Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike Tyson. Deemed one of the most dynamic sports personalities of the 20th century, Mike Tyson sits down for an exclusive and personal interview with Roy Firestone. Tyson speaks on his turbulent life of fame and failure as well as his current campaign to captivate the boxing world.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!

Bahamas - Get Out! gets invited to the ultra exclusive Nygard Cay, home to fashion magnate Peter Nygard. Bahamian beats, Junkanoo music and Nassau nights make this an episode not to be missed.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
HDNet News Special Report

America 2004 - The 2004 Democratic National Convention - Coverage of America 2004: The Democratic Convention features a speech by former President Bill Clinton.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
HDNet World Report

Jamaica: Tourism without Terrorism - World Report cameras are in Jamaica, which is becoming a more popular tourism destination for American vacationers who are staying closer to home. Jamaica is making plans to prevent terrorism even as the island's residents are looking more closely at their biggest neighbor.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Philly

Thanks for the Mammaries - Clyde assists Will in proving that a client has been framed for a robbery at the strip club where she works, and discovers evidence that will doom Cabretti's bid for District Attorney.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Odyssey 5

The Choices We Make... - A mysterious being tests the Odyssey 5's commitment to their mission by giving them each a glimpse of a future that might happen if they choose to alter their pasts.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Equal Justice

Who Speaks for the Children?

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Ladies Man

Jimmy and Donna are in a continual amorous mood and at every turn, someone manages to walk in on them while they're "getting close." Jimmy makes his first appearance on-site as the building contractor at Alex Trebek's house. It seems our celebrity client has some pretty outrageous ideas for his home.
 

 
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6:45AM ET/5:45 C
Strange Brew

PG - 1:30 - 1983
Cast: Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Max Von Sydow Director: Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas
Bob and Doug MacKenzie take over the family's brewery and battle with the brewmaster.

8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Career Opportunities

PG-13 - 1:24 - 1991
Cast: Frank Whaley, Jennifer Connelly, Dermot Mulroney Director: Bryan Gordon
Teen con-artist gets a job as a department story night janitor. During his first shift, he discovers a girl sleeping in the dressing room, who turns out to be the daughter of the town's richest man.

9:45AM ET/8:45 C
The Glass Bottom Boat

NR - 1:50 - 1966
Cast: Doris Day, Rod Taylor, Arthur Godfrey Director: Frank Tashlin
A woman falls in love with her research scientist boss. While trying to spend more time together, she is mistaken as a Russian spy.

11:35AM ET/10:35 C
The Wind and The Lion

NR - 1:59 - 1975
Cast: Sean Connery, Candice Bergen, John Huston Director: John Milius
An American woman and her children are kidnapped by a Moroccon sheik, launching international and political intervention.

1:35PM ET/12:35 C
Distant Thunder

R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet and his estranged son reunite.

3:35PM ET/2:35 C
White Nights

PG-13 - 2:16 - 1985
Cast: Mikhail Baryshnikov, Gregory Hines, Isabella Rossellini Director: Taylor Hackford
After his defection to the U.S, a Russian dancer finds himself back in the Soviet Union after a plane crash. With the help of an American tap dancer, he plans to escape again.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
One Man's Hero

R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.

8:05PM ET/7:05 C
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

PG-13 - 1:59 - 1993
Cast: Jason Scott Lee, Lauren Holly, Robert Wagner Director: Rob Cohen
The moving life story of martial arts legend Bruce Lee.

10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Serpent and The Rainbow

R - 1:38 - 1988
Cast: Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae Director: Wes Craven
Based on the real-life experience of an anthropologist's visit to Haiti and his investigation into black magic and voodoo.

11:45PM ET/10:45 C
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

PG-13 - 1:59 - 1993
Cast: Jason Scott Lee, Lauren Holly, Robert Wagner Director: Rob Cohen
The moving life story of martial arts legend Bruce Lee.

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
Serpent and The Rainbow

R - 1:38 - 1988
Cast: Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae Director: Wes Craven
Based on the real-life experience of an anthropologist's visit to Haiti and his investigation into black magic and voodoo.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Screamers

R - 1:48 - 1995
Cast: Peter Weller, Roy Dupuis, Jennifer Rubin Director: Christian Duguay
On a distant planet in 2078, human survivors battle against killer robots called "Screamers"

5:20AM ET/4:20 C
Delusion

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Jim Metzler, Jennifer Rubin, Kyle Secor Director: Carl Colpaert
An executive on the run with embezzled money, finds himself involved with a Vegas showgirl and her killer boyfriend.





 

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Iron Eagle IV

PG13 Time: 95  
Retired Air Force General Louis Gossett Jr. and a young pilot run a flying school that trains delinquent youths. When they stumble on a military plot to launch a chemical war against Cuba, they and their street-smart students take to the skies to stop it!

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Grind

PG13 Time: 104  
An amateur skateboarder who is determined to go pro enlists the help of his friends to follow a summer skate tour. Eric Rivers knows his eye-catching stunts are worthy of sponsorships. The trouble is catching the eye of the renowned Jimmy Wilson, a professional skateboarder, in order to join his team. When Eric attempts to meet Jimmy at a local tour stop, he is unable to break through his entourage to get noticed. With the help of his friends Dustin, Matt and Sweet Lou, Eric and company follow the tour for the summer hoping his gripping stunts will earn him some recognition from his idol. With Mike Vogel, Adam Brody, Vince Vieluf, Joey Kern, Jennifer Morrison, Bobcat Goldthwait, Randy Quaid and Tom Green. Written by Ralph Sall. Directed by Casey La Scala.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Love And Action In Chicago

R Time: 91  
Courtney B. Vance stars as a hired assassin for the U.S. government in this darkly humorous comedy-thriller. Tired of his single life, the hit man begins dating a pushy young lady (Regina King). Forced to finally admit his bloody line of work to her, Vance decides to hang up his holster and retire...but his superiors have other ideas about what to do with him! Jason Alexander, Kathleen Turner and Edward Asner co-star.

1:35PM ET/12:35 C
100 Mile Rule

R Time: 92  
A family man is convinced by his conniving co-worker that an affair does not count if the act occurs more than 100 miles from home. So when the married Bob is set up to have sex with another woman, he believes it is all right...until she demands $60,000 not to show a videotape of their lovemaking to his wife. Through a series of bluffs, sex and lies, Bob must untangle the truth from his colleague and the "other woman" in order to save his marriage. Starring Jake Weber (HBO's The Mind of the Married Man), Maria Bello, David Thornton and Michael McKean (A Mighty Wind). Directed by Brent Huff.

3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Two Weeks Notice

PG13 Time: 101  
A Harvard-educated attorney prepares to leave her job to rid herself of her egotistical boss's trifling demands in this witty romantic comedy. Sandra Bullock stars as the pretty, intelligent Lucy Kelson whose work as an environmental lawyer-activist crosses paths with arrogant real-estate mogul George Wade (Hugh Grant). Impressed by her style and savvy, George hires Lucy as his Chief Counsel, but when she spends more time bickering with her boss and choosing his wardrobe, she throws in the towel and sends George her two weeks notice. Co-starring Alicia Witt, Dana Ivey, Robert Klein, Heather Burns, David Haig and Dorian Missick. Written and directed by Marc Lawrence.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Love And A Bullet

R Time: 85  
When a hired contract killer falls in love with his target--his boss's girlfriend--he begins to reconsider his deadly career. Malik is a cold-blooded assassin, but when he's hired by a notorious mob boss to knock off his moll, the last thing Malik expected was to fall in love. Unfortunately, the only way out for Malik is to wipe out the crime czar's dangerous henchmen. Anthony "Treach" Criss (of the music group Naughty by Nature), Kent Masters King, and Freez Luv star in this gritty crime-drama. Directed by Ben Ramsey.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Londinium

TVMA Time: 87  
This breezy romantic comedy traces the romantic ups and downs of two couples involved in the London television world. Very British Allen produces a sitcom for his American actress wife Carly. American Ben, a Seinfeld-bred writer for the show, meets French makeup artist Fiona on the set. Ben and Fiona fall in love just as Allen and Carly are losing interest in each other...but nothing is as simple as it seems. With Mike Binder (HBO's The Mind of the Married Man), Irene Jacob (Othello), Colin Firth (Bridget Jones's Diary), Mariel Hemingway (The Contender).

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
Cabin Fever

R Time: 92  
It will make your skin crawl...literally! An idyllic vacation to the mountains takes a horrifying turn for five college youths who come into contact with a fast-acting flesh-eating disease. Paul, Karen, Marcy, Jeff and Bert check into their rental cabin with one thing in mind: party! But an unexpected encounter with a horribly afflicted local ends with the virus infecting the area's water supply. One by one, the young people contract the virus leaving them to roam the woods in search of help...while their flesh decomposes before their very eyes. Starring Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Rider Strong, Joey Kern and Cerina Vincent. Directed by Eli Roth; screenplay by Roth and Randy Pearlstein.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Analyze That

R Time: 95  
Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal reteam in this hilarious sequel to Analyze This that follows the continuing comic adventures of a hapless shrink and an unbalanced patient who happens to be a mob boss. This time around, gangster Paul Vitti is in prison singing songs from West Side Story. Believing he's lost his mind, the authorities agree to let him out--but only into the care of his doctor. Enter nervous therapist Ben Sobel who is forced to accept an offer he can't refuse and live with the neurotic Vitti...who is still up to old criminal tricks with the help of his sidekick Jelly. Lisa Kudrow and Joe Viterelli co-star. Directed by Harold Ramis; written by Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and Ramis.

11:40PM ET/10:40 C
Grind

PG13 Time: 104  
An amateur skateboarder who is determined to go pro enlists the help of his friends to follow a summer skate tour. Eric Rivers knows his eye-catching stunts are worthy of sponsorships. The trouble is catching the eye of the renowned Jimmy Wilson, a professional skateboarder, in order to join his team. When Eric attempts to meet Jimmy at a local tour stop, he is unable to break through his entourage to get noticed. With the help of his friends Dustin, Matt and Sweet Lou, Eric and company follow the tour for the summer hoping his gripping stunts will earn him some recognition from his idol. With Mike Vogel, Adam Brody, Vince Vieluf, Joey Kern, Jennifer Morrison, Bobcat Goldthwait, Randy Quaid and Tom Green. Written by Ralph Sall. Directed by Casey La Scala.

3:10AM ET/2:10 C
Cabin Fever

R Time: 92  
It will make your skin crawl...literally! An idyllic vacation to the mountains takes a horrifying turn for five college youths who come into contact with a fast-acting flesh-eating disease. Paul, Karen, Marcy, Jeff and Bert check into their rental cabin with one thing in mind: party! But an unexpected encounter with a horribly afflicted local ends with the virus infecting the area's water supply. One by one, the young people contract the virus leaving them to roam the woods in search of help...while their flesh decomposes before their very eyes. Starring Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Rider Strong, Joey Kern and Cerina Vincent. Directed by Eli Roth; screenplay by Roth and Randy Pearlstein.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
Ishtar

PG13 Time: 107  
Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman star in this goofy comedy as two hopelessly untalented singer/songwriters on the loose in a revolution-prone North African country. They can't crack the top 40, but they do make the hit list: of the CIA, the KGB, local leftists and some hungry buzzards!
 

6:45AM ET/5:45 C
All I Want For Christmas

G Time: 92
Santa Claus really has his work cut out for him in this warmhearted family comedy. The O'Fallon kids don't want toys or video games. All they want is for their divorced parents to get back together! With Leslie Nielsen as Santa.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
El Diablo

PG13 Time: 107
A mild-mannered schoolteacher facing off against the deadly outlaw El Diablo? Anything's possible in this rowdy western with a dash of offbeat humor. Anthony Edwards (TV's E.R.) plays a young Easterner teaching at a Texas school who vows to rescue a kidnapped girl from the desperado. This bumbling tenderfoot finds an ally in tough old gunslinger Louis Gossett Jr. Can they save the girl and their necks--and get some gold, too?

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Brown Sugar

PG13 Time: 109
Two childhood best friends with a mutual love for hip-hop music reconnect after several years and question their current relationships and their feelings for each other. Sidney and Dre discovered hip-hop on a New York street corner when they were kids and their passion for the beat followed them into adulthood when both pursued music-oriented careers on opposite coasts. After years apart, Sidney returns to their stomping ground to find out that her rhythm with Dre still exists...as he prepares to marry another woman. Starring Taye Diggs, Sanaa Lathan and Nicole Ari Parker. Directed by Rick Famuyiwa.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Ladybugs

PG13 Time: 89
What's Rodney Dangerfield doing coaching a girls' losing soccer team? He wants to impress his boss, whose daughter is on the team. But with what he knows about soccer, he'll never impress anyone. That's when he decides to enlist the help of his fiancee's athletic teenage son...disguised as a girl!

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Baby's Day Out

PG Time: 98
When three klutzy kidnappers grab a wealthy couple's baby, they think the $5 million ransom is a sure thing. Wrong! The nine-month-old escapes, and leads the trio on a slapstick chase around Chicago, getting into one dangerous situation after another that always end badly for the bad guys. A comedy that's "undeniably, irresistibly, irrationally funny...an attractive package that the kids will love" (Ne

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Iron Eagle

PG13 Time: 116
When a teenager's Air Force officer father is shot down in the Mideast, State Department bureaucrats drag their heels in getting him back. So, with the aid of retired officer Louis Gossett Jr., the boy "borrows" a couple of jets and sets out to rescue Dad himself!

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Phone Booth

R Time: 80
Answering a call at a midtown Manhattan phone booth puts an arrogant publicist in the sights of a demented sniper in this heart-stopping Hitchcockian thriller. Colin Farrell (Daredevil) stars as Stu Shepard, a media guru who is trapped by an unseen gunman who is armed with bullets...as well as with intimate personal details of Stu's life. When the crisis turns deadly, it's up to Stu to turn the tables on the madman--but first he must convince the cops that he's not the killer! Forest Whitaker, Katie Holmes, Radha Mitchell and Kiefer Sutherland co-star. Directed by Joel Schumacher; written by Larry Cohen.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Catch Me If You Can

PG13 Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale Jr.

3:10AM ET/2:10 C
Eyes Wide Shut

R Time: 159
See it for yourself and decide. Legendary director Stanley Kubrick's final picture instantly became one of the most debated and controversial films ever made. Tom Cruise is Dr. Bill Harford, a respected Manhattan physician. Nicole Kidman is his sultry wife Alice. After Alice reveals a vivid erotic fantasy, Bill angrily storms out, beginning a dreamlike adventure in which he encounters one increasingly sexual situation after another. "A spellbinding addition to the Kubrick canon" (New York Times). Also with Sydney Pollack, Marie Richardson, Todd Field, Vinessa Shaw, Alan Cumming, Leelee Sobieski and Thomas Gibson.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Who Is Cletis Tout?

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Tim Allen, Portia de Rossi and Christian Slater star in this comic heist story about a hitman who loves quoting lines of movie dialogue and the con man who spins a fascinating, complex tale of stolen diamonds and thwarted romance to keep him entertained. Richard Dreyfuss, Billy Connolly and RuPaul costar in this offbeat yarn from writer/director Chris Ver Wiel.

4:05PM ET/3:05 C
Flatliners

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 55m
Five medical students flirt with the line between life and death as a medical experiment, but find themselves haunted by terrifying images that follow them back from beyond. A stylish supernatural thriller from director Joel Schumacher ("St. Elmo's Fire") starring Kiefer Sutherland, Julia Roberts, Kevin Bacon, William Baldwin and Oliver Platt.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Clean Slate

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 47m
Every day means a brand new start for amnesiac private eye Maurice Pogue (Dana Carvey) after a head injury causes him to awaken each morning with no memory of the past. That's no memory, zero. And seeing as Pogue's both a murder witness and a current target of Mafia hit men, every day also means a brand new batch of comic confusion. Valeria Golino, James Earl Jones, Kevin Pollak, Michael Murphy, Michael Gambon, Olivia D'Abo and a dog named Barkley costar in this "unforgettable" comedy.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
What's Love Got To Do With It

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne turn in a pair of towering, Oscar-nominated performances as legendary rockers Ike and Tina Turner in this widely acclaimed adaptation of the latter's best-selling autobiography, "I, Tina." It's a painful recollection of her life, from a church choir childhood in Nut Bush, Tennessee through her abusive marriage to Ike, to not just one but two separate trips to the pinnacle of international stardom. Vanessa Bell Calloway and Khandi Alexander costar.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Standing in the Shadows of Motown

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 48m
This acclaimed documentary charts the not-so-secret history of the Funk Brothers, an ensemble culled from the best of Detroit's jazz and blues scene by producer Berry Gordy in 1959 to back up the singers of his then-fledgling Motown label. Though largely forgotten in later years, theirs was a 14-year run of legendary songs unrivaled in the annals of popular music, creating more number-one hits than the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Rolling Stones and Elvis Presley combined. A treasure trove of the era's best sounds.

5:15AM ET/4:15 C
Clean Slate

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 47m
Every day means a brand new start for amnesiac private eye Maurice Pogue (Dana Carvey) after a head injury causes him to awaken each morning with no memory of the past. That's no memory, zero. And seeing as Pogue's both a murder witness and a current target of Mafia hit men, every day also means a brand new batch of comic confusion. Valeria Golino, James Earl Jones, Kevin Pollak, Michael Murphy, Michael Gambon, Olivia D'Abo and a dog named Barkley costar in this "unforgettable" comedy.

9:05AM ET/8:05 C
Little Buddha

In Bernardo Bertolucci's epic, a Tibetan monk searches for a Seattle boy believed to be the reincarnation of Siddhartha.

1:05PM ET/12:05 C
Trial And Error

Michael Richards brings disorder to the court as an actor stuck impersonating a lawyer.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Secondhand Lions

A young boy is sent to live with his eccentric great-uncles.

1:25AM ET/12:25 C
Trial And Error

Michael Richards brings disorder to the court as an actor stuck impersonating a lawyer.

3:05AM ET/2:05 C
Albino Alligator

Fugitives on the lam take bar patrons hostage while contemplating their next move.


 

7:35AM ET/6:35 C
Manhattan Murder Mystery

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 48m
A sudden death plus a suspicious set of circumstances times four befuddled Manhattan stereotypes equals one juicy Big Apple comedy, a fresh and inventive whodunit from writer/director/star Woody Allen. Diane Keaton, Alan Alda and Jerry Adler costar in this sly, witty and very entertaining film, one of the Woodman's finest.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
CrissCross

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 41m
In 1969, professional opportunities for uneducated women in Key West, Florida run from waitress to topless dancer. Tracy Cross (Goldie Hawn) ends up doing both to provide for her son Chris, who isn't happy about his mom's sacrifices. So when he stumbles upon a lost cache of cocaine, Chris decides to go into business - with dangerous consequences. Arliss Howard, James Gammon, Keith Carradine and Steve Buscemi costar in this drama from director Chris Menges.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Wes Craven Presents: They

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
When lifelong pals and college students Julia (Laura Regan) and Billy (Jon Abrahams) begin to experience the horrifying "night terrors" that plagued them as children, Julia is convinced that a real-life supernatural force is pursuing them - and it won't rest until they're both dead. Ethan Embry, Marc Blucas and Dagmara Dominczyk costar in this bloodcurdling horror story from the director of "The Hitcher."

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Manhattan Murder Mystery

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 48m
A sudden death plus a suspicious set of circumstances times four befuddled Manhattan stereotypes equals one juicy Big Apple comedy, a fresh and inventive whodunit from writer/director/star Woody Allen. Diane Keaton, Alan Alda and Jerry Adler costar in this sly, witty and very entertaining film, one of the Woodman's finest.

6:05PM ET/5:05 C
CrissCross

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 41m
In 1969, professional opportunities for uneducated women in Key West, Florida run from waitress to topless dancer. Tracy Cross (Goldie Hawn) ends up doing both to provide for her son Chris, who isn't happy about his mom's sacrifices. So when he stumbles upon a lost cache of cocaine, Chris decides to go into business - with dangerous consequences. Arliss Howard, James Gammon, Keith Carradine and Steve Buscemi costar in this drama from director Chris Menges.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wes Craven Presents: They

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
When lifelong pals and college students Julia (Laura Regan) and Billy (Jon Abrahams) begin to experience the horrifying "night terrors" that plagued them as children, Julia is convinced that a real-life supernatural force is pursuing them - and it won't rest until they're both dead. Ethan Embry, Marc Blucas and Dagmara Dominczyk costar in this bloodcurdling horror story from the director of "The Hitcher."

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 2h 7m
Filmmaker, animator and Monty Python alumnus Terry Gilliam brings dazzling vision to this fantasy about the exploits of Europe's most notorious liar. While war wages during the Age of Reason, the swashbuckling Baron Munchausen (John Neville) travels to the Moon in a hot air balloon, takes a ride on a flying cannonball and dances on air with Venus (Uma Thurman), the goddess of love. A sly, visual smorgasbord of a film, featuring cinematography by Giuseppe Rotunno, music by Michael Kamen and a number of memorable star cameos.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
Manhattan Murder Mystery

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 48m
A sudden death plus a suspicious set of circumstances times four befuddled Manhattan stereotypes equals one juicy Big Apple comedy, a fresh and inventive whodunit from writer/director/star Woody Allen. Diane Keaton, Alan Alda and Jerry Adler costar in this sly, witty and very entertaining film, one of the Woodman's finest.
 

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