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JULY 27 2004
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According to Jim
"When You Wish to Be a Star, Parts 1 & 2"
Dana's first task in her new ad agency job is to cast the perfect TV
family for Disney's cruise line. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but
for the role of "dad" Dana's new boss picks a handsome actor over Jim,
on a two-part story arc.
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Less Than Perfect
"22 Minus 1 Equals 4"
Claude's boyfriend uses his influence to have Lydia moved to another
floor. Claude is thrilled until she learns that Lydia is now working
on the fourth floor with Owen and Ramona, and things are not going
well. Jeb enjoys Lydia's absence and he and Kipp do some male bonding.
Meanwhile, the cafeteria is converted into a blood donation center and
Carl is mesmerized by a beautiful nurse who tricks him into donating
blood.
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8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Navy Ncis
"Missing"
Gibbs and his team are called to investigate when a Marine disappears
from outside a nightclub.
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10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
"Mean"
When a teenage girl is murdered, Detectives Stabler (Christopher
Meloni) and Benson (Mariska Hargitay) search for a suspect. However,
when they discover their victim was a fearsome high school bully who
enjoyed tormenting other girls, the detectives are left with a school
full of suspects. Dann Florek, Richard Belzer, Ice-T and Diane Neal
also star.
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Ashley Judd, John Cho, Kal Penn, ricky Fante
 
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8:00PM
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Gilmore Girls
"Scene in a Mall"
Rory (Alexis Bledel) runs into Dean (Jared Padalecki) for the second
time at the Dragonfly Inn and gets a glimpse of his new life. Later,
Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Rory decide to spend a day window-shopping
together at the mall, but they run into Emily (Kelly Bishop) and are
caught up in her wild shopping spree. When Lorelai questions her
mother on her out-of-control spending, Emily breaks down and admits
that she is getting back at Richard (Edward Herrmann), who has been
ignoring her to concentrate on his new business. Meanwhile, although
Lane (Keiko Agena) is excited to be moving into her first apartment
with two of her bandmates, she is also hurt by her mother's coldness.
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9:00PM
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Summerland
"Kicking and Screaming"
When Ava (Lori Loughlin) and Johnny (Shawn Christian) chaperone
Derrick (Nick Benson) and his friend Martha (guest star Abigail Mavity)
at the movies, they find themselves enjoying the date a little more
than they expected. Meanwhile, Jay (Ryan Kwanten) invites Erika
(Taylor Cole) to move in with him, and Susannah (Merrin Dungey)
contemplates leaving her partnership with Ava to work for a high-end
French designer.
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6:00AM
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Urban Wild
"Paris"
Some of the most spectacular monuments in Paris, the Opera and the Arc
de Triumphe, are new residential units for the cities wildlife.
Examine the creatures such as birds of prey and rabbits that thrive in
the City of Lights.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Secrets Of Gold
The glitter of gold defines prized works of art, ornaments of royalty
and coinage, as well as tools and devices essential to modern life.
Explore fascinating stories and remarkable properties that make gold
the most coveted of precious metals.
8:00AM
ET/7:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Episode 52: Utah - Mountain Berry Drive"
No Description Available.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Journey To A Lost World
The Guiana Highlands of South America is one of the last unexplored
regions in the world. These sinkholes, discovered only 38 years ago,
are host to a wide variety of unique plant and animal life found
nowhere else in the world.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Urgan, Child Of The Himalayas
To the north of the Himalayas, the Nubra valley in Ladakh has only
been open to visitors since 1993. It takes several days of hiking to
reach the isolated 3,800 meter high village of Tangyer. The people
here have always observed Buddhist traditions, inc
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Feast Of Dates
Travel to the United Arab Emirates where the date palm serves as the
tree of life for the desert dwellers. Known as the phoenix by
scientists, for its ability to survive in the driest and harshest
places, the date palm is an extraordinary species.
12:00AM
ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Lavina And Joey"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Latin Ladies"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Whirwind Romance"
Brenton is a hopeless romantic and wants to create a stunning new
bedroom for his wife. Kristy gets the memory of a lifetime and the
bedroom of her dreamsâall on her anniversary.
2:00PM
ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Bursting At The Seams"
Pop art, postcards, sock monkeys, smiley faces, chrome, cartoons,
bright-work, missiles, space suits, kitsch and flamingos overwhelm the
houses of these folks who just can't resist crowding one more item
into the cupboard. Just don't talk to them about dustingâ¦
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Crazy Competitions"
These are a few of the oddest contests on the roster. Cheer on the
winners of a combine harvester demolition derby in farm country and
get a glimpse at the brotherhood of urban bicycle couriers in the
North American Cycle Courier Championships. In British Columbia, bed
races are the only place you can legally sleep at the wheel.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Secrets Of Gold
The glitter of gold defines prized works of art, ornaments of royalty
and coinage, as well as tools and devices essential to modern life.
Explore fascinating stories and remarkable properties that make gold
the most coveted of precious metals.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces
"Episode 52: Utah - Mountain Berry Drive"
No Description Available.
5:00PM
ET/4:00 C
Journey To A Lost World
The Guiana Highlands of South America is one of the last unexplored
regions in the world. These sinkholes, discovered only 38 years ago,
are host to a wide variety of unique plant and animal life found
nowhere else in the world.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Hardcore Physique
Bodybuilding has its own language of symmetry and shape, and some
would say unnatural proportion. Meet the men and women who seek the
ultimate perfection of the human form, and learn how East and West
often pursue different visions of the "perfect" body.
7:00PM
ET/6:00 C
Africa's Elephant Kingdom
An extended elephant family, featuring a venerable Old Bull, embarks
upon a life-and-death journey across the vast African plains. Through
oppressive conditions they persevere, facing extraordinary joys and
sorrows in life.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Golf Escapes
"Episode 4 - Hawaii - Mauna Kea Resort"
Golf is the signature sport at Mauna Kea Resort on the Big Island of
Hawaii. Delight in the designs of Robert Trent Jones, Arnold Palmer
and Ed Seay as we pay tribute to The Prince of Golf.
8:30PM
ET/7:30 C
White Hot Winter
"Eastern Townships"
A quick 45-minute drive south of Montreal, Quebec's charming Eastern
Townships is a winter playground. With five ski hills in the region,
you're never far from hitting the slopes. Also, meet a race-car driver
at North America's only 'ice' car race.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
America's Best Beaches 2004
Join the Travel Channel for a tour of America's ten most amazing
strips of sand. From Caribbean crescents of unparalleled romance to
secluded Washington coastlines, get the lowdown on the best of the
USA's coastal paradises.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Road Trip
"Nashville - Kitty Hawk"
Set out from Nashville to Kitty Hawk. In the Country Music Capital,
jam at the Grand Ole Opry and shake it up on the sidelines of a
football game. Enjoy massages and mineral pools at the Grove Park Inn
Resort and Spa, and mouthfuls of Carolina barbeque.
11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Golf Escapes
"Episode 4 - Hawaii - Mauna Kea Resort"
Golf is the signature sport at Mauna Kea Resort on the Big Island of
Hawaii. Delight in the designs of Robert Trent Jones, Arnold Palmer
and Ed Seay as we pay tribute to The Prince of Golf.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
White Hot Winter
"Eastern Townships"
A quick 45-minute drive south of Montreal, Quebec's charming Eastern
Townships is a winter playground. With five ski hills in the region,
you're never far from hitting the slopes. Also, meet a race-car driver
at North America's only 'ice' car race.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
America's Best Beaches 2004
Join the Travel Channel for a tour of America's ten most amazing
strips of sand. From Caribbean crescents of unparalleled romance to
secluded Washington coastlines, get the lowdown on the best of the
USA's coastal paradises.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Road Trip
"Nashville - Kitty Hawk"
Set out from Nashville to Kitty Hawk. In the Country Music Capital,
jam at the Grand Ole Opry and shake it up on the sidelines of a
football game. Enjoy massages and mineral pools at the Grove Park Inn
Resort and Spa, and mouthfuls of Carolina barbeque.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Uganda: The Presidential Tour
News journalist Forrest Sawyer and Ugandan President Yoweri Kaguta
Museveni takes viewers on a colorful tour of Uganda, a country blessed
with beauty, dramatic diversity, numerous cultures and an abundance of
wildlife.
3:00AM
ET/2:00 C
Golf Escapes
"Episode 4 - Hawaii - Mauna Kea Resort"
Golf is the signature sport at Mauna Kea Resort on the Big Island of
Hawaii. Delight in the designs of Robert Trent Jones, Arnold Palmer
and Ed Seay as we pay tribute to The Prince of Golf.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
White Hot Winter
"Eastern Townships"
A quick 45-minute drive south of Montreal, Quebec's charming Eastern
Townships is a winter playground. With five ski hills in the region,
you're never far from hitting the slopes. Also, meet a race-car driver
at North America's only 'ice' car race.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
America's Best Beaches 2004
Join the Travel Channel for a tour of America's ten most amazing
strips of sand. From Caribbean crescents of unparalleled romance to
secluded Washington coastlines, get the lowdown on the best of the
USA's coastal paradises.
5:00AM
ET/4:00 C
Road Trip
"Nashville - Kitty Hawk"
Set out from Nashville to Kitty Hawk. In the Country Music Capital,
jam at the Grand Ole Opry and shake it up on the sidelines of a
football game. Enjoy massages and mineral pools at the Grove Park Inn
Resort and Spa, and mouthfuls of Carolina barbeque.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
First Monday
Age of Consent - A pregnant teenager wants to have an abortion over
the wishes of her parents. Also, the Supreme Court is asked to rule
whether a bully's speech is protected by the First Amendment.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes
Bad Day in Berlin - The heroes join forces with an undercover agent
and travel to Berlin to capture a defector who can compromise their
entire operation.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
In-Laws
Two Rooms - Matt, Alex, Victor and Marlene go away for the weekend
and unwisely stay in adjoining hotel rooms.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Test Patterns
Wonder how your home theatre is doing? Wish you had test patterns to
help set it up? Well, HDNet is here to help. This short program will
help you get the most out of your home theatre setup by providing
you with the same professional test patterns HDNet uses to set their
gear.
8:10AM ET/7:10 C
That's Life
The Screw-Up - A series of financial setbacks prompts Lydia to
consider dropping out of school.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition
Take Two: Denys Arcand - Pop culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks
with 2004 Academy Award Winner Denys Arcand, writer and director of
The Barbarian Invasions.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD
Stepford Wives, The Terminal - The stars of The Stepford Wives are
perfect models of propriety and good manners on the red carpet and
Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg make a perfect landing at the
premiere of their latest collaboration, The Terminal.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America
Hollywood Actor, Broncos Cheerleader Tryouts - Co-host Ron Kruck
pounds the pavement with a struggling Hollywood actor, and
Colorado's peppiest beauties vie to become Denver Broncos
Cheerleaders.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
HDNet News Special Report
America 2004 - The 2004 Democratic National Convention - Coverage of
America 2004: The Democratic Convention features a speech by former
President Bill Clinton.
Special Encore Presentation
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
Alternative Farming... New Ways to Feed America - World Report
cameras travel to the American heartland to learn about alternative
methods of farming. Science is now helping America's farmers use
improved techniques to help provide greater yields and better crops.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Jamaica: Tourism without Terrorism - World Report cameras are in
Jamaica, which is becoming a more popular tourism destination for
American vacationers who are staying closer to home. Jamaica is
making plans to prevent terrorism even as the island's residents are
looking more closely at their biggest neighbor.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Renaissance Europe - Travelers adore Italy, and Italy adores the
Renaissance. In this half-hour, we follow Western Europe's
transition from medieval to modern times. In Florence, Milan, and
Venice, we find works by Brunelleschi, Michelangelo, Raphael,
Leonardo, and Titian. Side-tripping to France's lush Loire Valley,
we visit Renaissance castles and abbeys, including the timeless
haunts of Ambois, Chenanceiu, and a few less-traveled chateaux along
the way. And we drop into the Northern Renaissance with a visit to
Hampton Court and Henry VIII.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
Gin Blossoms, Valve, Sponge - This week True Music covers Valve,
Sponge and the surprise return of the Gin Blossoms.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
War Takes a Holiday - Hogan engineers a hoax to make Germans Col.
Klink and Major Hochstetter believe that World War II has ended.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Fugitive
New Orleans Saints - Kimble takes pity on the One-Armed Man's
wife--but she's got a deadly secret.
3:00PM
ET/2:00 C
High School Basketball
2004 Coca-Cola Global Games: Championship Game - Ukraine vs. Croatia
in the Gold Medal game of the 2004 Coca-Cola Global Games. The
Coca-Cola Global Games is the pre-eminent international basketball
event played in the United States. The Coca-Cola Global Games exist
to highlight the rising stars in the world of international
basketball and to promote the growth of international basketball in
the United States.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Academy of Digital Television Pioneers Awards 2003
Through a variety of award categories, the Academy members recognize
outstanding achievements in bringing high definition television to
consumers.
5:10PM ET/4:10 C
InFocus
IMAX - The Greatest Places - The Greatest Places will take you on a
journey to seven of the most geographically dynamic locations on
Earth. Witness the greatest collection of diversity ever produced.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
InFocus
The Nature World of Mitsuaki Iwago: Face to Face with the Ice Bear -
Over a period of 18 months, world-renowned photographer Mitsuaki
Iwago captured the life that teemed around him, and the resulting
High-Definition footage is as amazing as it is rare.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
True Music
Dexter Danger, Chomsky, Pleasure Club - True Music host Katie Daryl
hung out with three amazing bands this week that you won't want to
miss. Dexter Danger and Chomsky add a fun punk-pop flavor to the
show, while Pleasure Club takes the alternative rock 'I'm too cool'
attitude to a new level as they put on a killer show for HDNet!
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone
Mike Tyson - Featuring former Heavyweight Champion of the World Mike
Tyson. Deemed one of the most dynamic sports personalities of the
20th century, Mike Tyson sits down for an exclusive and personal
interview with Roy Firestone. Tyson speaks on his turbulent life of
fame and failure as well as his current campaign to captivate the
boxing world.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
HDNet World Report - Premiere
Wal-Mart: The Big Boy on the Block - World Report cameras take a
look at the nation's largest retailer. Wal-Mart uses a unique system
to keep their prices low... but there are critics who think lower
prices cost workers too much.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Across America - Premiere
Mascots, Elephant Refuge - Ron Kruck mixes it up with the big-headed
contestants at the National Mascot Championship in Daytona, Florida;
and pachyderm lovers take on massive responsibilities at an elephant
refuge in Greenbrier, Arkansas.
9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
Hollywood HD - Premiere
Manchurian Candidate Premiere, Garden State Premiere - We elect to
follow Denzel Washington to the Manchurian Candidate premiere and
Natalie Portman rockets from the Star Wars set to the Garden State
premiere.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Designing America - Premiere
Purple Power - Tour Time takes us to the home that "Barney the
Purple Dinosaur" built, we tour a Dick Clark original, create a
pasta party for two in How Do You Do, and visit with J. Peterman in
the Finishing Touch.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
HDNet News Special Report - LIVE!
America 2004 - The 2004 Democratic National Convention - Coverage of
America 2004: The Democratic Convention features Teresa Heinz Kerry
speaking to the Convention about her husband's values.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report
Wal-Mart: The Big Boy on the Block - World Report cameras take a
look at the nation's largest retailer. Wal-Mart uses a unique system
to keep their prices low... but there are critics who think lower
prices cost workers too much.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Across America
Mascots, Elephant Refuge - Ron Kruck mixes it up with the big-headed
contestants at the National Mascot Championship in Daytona, Florida;
and pachyderm lovers take on massive responsibilities at an elephant
refuge in Greenbrier, Arkansas.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hollywood HD
Manchurian Candidate Premiere, Garden State Premiere - We elect to
follow Denzel Washington to the Manchurian Candidate premiere and
Natalie Portman rockets from the Star Wars set to the Garden State
premiere.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Designing America
Purple Power - Tour Time takes us to the home that "Barney the
Purple Dinosaur" built, we tour a Dick Clark original, create a
pasta party for two in How Do You Do, and visit with J. Peterman in
the Finishing Touch.
1:30AM
ET/12:30 C
HDNet News Special Report
America 2004 - The 2004 Democratic National Convention - Coverage of
America 2004: The Democratic Convention features Teresa Heinz Kerry
speaking to the Convention about her husband's values.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
InFocus
Lords of the Water - With 25 consecutive NCAA National
Championships, the men's swim team of Kenyon College has enjoyed
unparalleled success. Join us for an in-depth look at the storied
swimming program and the man behind the team coach Jim Steed.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Philly
Mojo Rising - Kathleen represents a storeowner who shot and
paralyzed the boy who robbed him and Will's client, a witch accused
of fraud, has a mesmerizing affect on the participants in her trial,
and later helps Will to discover some hard truths about himself.
3:30AM
ET/2:30 C
Odyssey 5
Rapture - As Neil discovers his friends are using a highly addictive
Sentient drug, the Odyssey 5 find evidence that the aliens are
plotting from inside NASA.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Equal Justice
Do the Wrong Thing
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Ladies Man
No Cinco Seis - Jimmy and Sabrina still find themselves trying to
meet Alex Trebek's expectations on his new dream home. Jimmy and
Donna push Bonnie to let them meet the new boy she's been dating and
are happily surprised to learn he's not a thug or hoodlum.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Conqueror Worm
NR - 1:38 - 1968
Cast: Vincent Price, Ian Ogilvy, Rupert Davies Director: Michael
Reeves
Story of real-life 17th century witchhunter Matthew Hopkins, who
profited from "witches" confessing.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Nicolas
NR - 1:26 - 2001
Cast: Marcus Graham, Jason Connery, Gretchen Egolf Director: Pete
Shaner
A woman must choose between the man she loves and the man she once
loved.
10:00AM
ET/9:00 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
12:05PM ET/11:05 C
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
PG-13 - 1:59 - 1993
Cast: Jason Scott Lee, Lauren Holly, Robert Wagner Director: Rob
Cohen
The moving life story of martial arts legend Bruce Lee.
2:05PM
ET/1:05 C
Wild Rovers
PG - 2:10 - 1971
Cast: William Holden, Ryan O'Neal, Karl Malden Director: Blake
Edwards
An aging cowboy goes on a bank robbing-spree with a younger cowboy.
4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Happy New Year
PG - 1:25 - 1987
Cast: Peter Falk, Charles Durning, Wendy Hughes Director: John G.
Avildsen
Remake of the French comedy caper about two thieves planning an
elaborate jewel heist.
5:45PM
ET/4:45 C
The Man Who Would Be King
PG - 2:09 - 1975
Cast: Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Christopher Plummer Director:
John Huston
Adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's story about two British soldiers
stationed in India, who decide to travel to and conqueor Kafiristan
and become kings.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Mackenna's Gold
M - 2:08 - 1969
Cast: Gregory Peck, Omar Sharif, Telly Savalas Director: J. Lee
Thompson
Western adventure epic about the search for a legendary canyon
filled with gold.
10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Bad Day At Black Rock
NR - 1:21 - 1955
Cast: Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Anne Francis Director: John
Sturges
Story based on Howard Breslin's novel about a one-armed man who
discovers a secret in the town of Black Rock.
11:45PM
ET/10:45 C
Mackenna's Gold
M - 2:08 - 1969
Cast: Gregory Peck, Omar Sharif, Telly Savalas Director: J. Lee
Thompson
Western adventure epic about the search for a legendary canyon
filled with gold.
2:00AM
ET/1:00 C
Bad Day At Black Rock
NR - 1:21 - 1955
Cast: Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Anne Francis Director: John
Sturges
Story based on Howard Breslin's novel about a one-armed man who
discovers a secret in the town of Black Rock.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Heaven and Earth
R - 2:21 - 1993
Cast: Hiep Thi Le, Tommy Lee Jones, Joan Chen Director: Oliver Stone
Follows the life struggles of a Vietnamese woman during and after
the war.
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6:35AM
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Paulie
PG Time: 91
Birdbrain antics fill this magical family comedy about a talking
parrot who keeps putting his foot in his beak! Paulie doesn't want a
cracker, he just wants to share the story of his search for the little
girl who was forced to give him up. From a science lab to a pawn shop
to his stint as a dancer in a taco stand, Paulie soars into all types
of incredible adventures with an assortment of wacky characters. A
sweet, funny film "brimming with warmth and humor" (The New York
Post).
12:00PM ER/11:00 C
Men In Black II
PG13 Time: 88
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay (Smith)
and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret government agency
whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space variety) have gone
their separate ways. Jay has become one of the agency's top guys while
Kay has had his memory wiped and quietly retired to the employ of the
U.S. Postal Service. But an evil alien disguised as a sexy model
arrives with plans to uncover a mysterious light weapon--prompting Jay
into an impromptu reunion with his humorless former mentor. From
there, it's time to break out the big guns as the
sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space creature
in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville,
Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn co-star. Directed by Barry
Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon, screenplay by Robert Gordon and
Barry Fanaro.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
The 'burbs
PG Time: 101
Tom Hanks stars as a stressed-out suburbanite who vacations at home in
order to spy on his bizarre new neighbors in this dark comedy directed
by Joe Dante (The Howling, Gremlins). Carrie Fisher, Bruce Dern, Corey
Feldman and Dick Miller co-star.
3:15PM
ET/2:15 C
X2
PG13 Time: 133
An uneasy co-existence between humans and mutants threatens to explode
in this powerful sequel based on Stan Lee's popular Marvel Comics
series. After battling one another in the first film, bitter mutant
enemies Professor Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and the imprisoned
Magneto--who forever wants to destroy the humans--are forced to team
up against a common human foe who has one simple plan: eradicate all
mutants. Hugh Jackman returns as the formidable, volatile Wolverine,
who discovers that his search for his past is irrevocably linked to
the mutants' present enemy. Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen,
James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Alan
Cumming co-star. Directed by Bryan Singer; screenplay by Michael
Dougherty, Dan Harris; story by Singer, David Hayter, Zak Penn.
5:30PM
ET/4:30 C
Private Parts
R Time: 109
An offbeat, amusing and utterly winning look at the hot career and
wild times of America's wildest, raunchiest-and most
controversial-radio host. From geeky teen to dingbat hubby to on-air
bad boy, Howard Stern lights up the screen with his mad
shenanigans...and surprisingly sweet charm. "Lucid, funny and
outrageous...often hilarious" (Ne
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Stevie
R Time: 145
More than ten years after serving as a Big Brother to a troubled
11-year-old boy named Stevie Fielding, filmmaker Steve James renewed
contact with Stevie--only to be shocked by what he had become. James'
film--which began as a profile of the forces that had shaped Stevie's
life--turned into a compelling four-and-a-half year chronicle of
Stevie, his broken family and the criminal justice system as they all
struggle to deal with Stevie's arrest on charges of molesting his
eight-year-old cousin.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Men In Black II
PG13 Time: 88
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay (Smith)
and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret government agency
whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space variety) have gone
their separate ways. Jay has become one of the agency's top guys while
Kay has had his memory wiped and quietly retired to the employ of the
U.S. Postal Service. But an evil alien disguised as a sexy model
arrives with plans to uncover a mysterious light weapon--prompting Jay
into an impromptu reunion with his humorless former mentor. From
there, it's time to break out the big guns as the
sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space creature
in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville,
Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn co-star. Directed by Barry
Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon, screenplay by Robert Gordon and
Barry Fanaro.
1:05AM
ET/12:05 C
Wrong Turn
R Time: 84
A group of teens runs afoul of inbred cannibal rednecks in a backwoods
West Virginia town in this shocking horror film. Taking a shortcut to
a job interview proves bad luck for med student Chris Finn when he
slams into a car full of young people. Though stranded on a deserted
back road, they are most definitely not alone--thanks to a local
family of mutants who get their decorating tips from The Texas
Chainsaw Massacre! Eliza Dushku (TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer),
Desmond Harrington, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jeremy Sisto (HBO's Six
Feet Under). Directed by Rob Schmidt; screenplay by Alan McElroy.
2:30AM
ET/1:30 C
Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal
R Time: 96
Successful heavy-metal singer Slide Craven plans his farewell concert:
an epic live broadcast performed in an airplane that will zip him from
L.A. to Toronto. The show must go on...but it won't be Slide on stage
after the plane is hijacked by a madman whose plan is to crash the jet
into a church and open a portal to Hell! With Joe Mantegna, Rutger
Hauer, Craig Sheffer and Gabrielle Anwar.
4:10AM ET/3:10 C
The Winslow Boy
G Time: 104
An accusation of theft against a small schoolboy becomes an affair of
national importance in this drama, a change of pace for director David
Mamet that is "finely crafted, intelligent and old-fashioned in the
best sense" (New York Post). When Ronnie Winslow is dismissed from
military academy for stealing a five-shilling postal note, his father
refuses to believe that the boy is guilty and hires a noted lawyer,
Sir Robert Morton, who must oppose the British government itself. Sir
Robert faces an almost equally formidable sparring partner in the
Winslows' lovely suffragette daughter. Meanwhile, the family must
sacrifice its security and its privacy to "let right be done." Adapted
from Terence Rattigan's play, inspired by a true story. With Nigel
Hawthorne, Jeremy Northam, Rebecca Pidgeon.
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6:15AM ET/5:15 C
Fairy Tale A True Story
PG Time: 97
Enchantment becomes fetching reality in this fact-based tale of two
little English girls in 1917 who discover fairies--and try to prove
their existence!
9:00AM
ET/8:00 C
Malibu's Most Wanted
PG13 Time: 86
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the
biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a.
"B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about
thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap
aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American
actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through
L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't
prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills
among the i
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
The Saint
PG13 Time: 116
Long before James Bond ,there was The Saint: shrewd thief, master of
disguises and suave lover. Now Val Kilmer stars as the dashing
mercenary in The Saint's flashiest adventure yet. Hired by a mad
Russian to steal a top-secret formula for cold fusion, he battles
bad guys through the streets and sewers of Moscow to save the world
from evil domination. A very cool production with a great theme song
by the techno-punk group, Orbital. Elisabeth Shue (Leaving Las
Vegas) plays the secret formula's inventor.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Wind
PG13 Time: 126
Yachtsman Matthew Modine is determined to redeem himself after
losing the America's Cup race to his Australian rival in this
breathtaking sports drama. Along with a maverick crew of sailors and
designers, he builds a new kind of boat and heads for the next big
race. "The sailing sequences...surpass anything I've ever seen on
screen. [They] exhilarate as they threaten to stop the heart" (New
York Times).
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
French Kiss
PG13 Time: 111
She's an adorable, neurotic American in search of her wayward fiance.
He's a suave, handsome French jewel thief. Throw them into each
other's arms in Paris, and you've got "a delightful cinematic
bonbon" (Hollywood Reporter). Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline play the
mismatched pair, who fall in love tracking a stolen necklace all
over the City of Light--while a friendly policeman tracks them! With
Timothy Hutton and Jean Reno.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
Daredevil
PG13 Time: 103
Left blinded by a childhood accident and orphaned by a vicious crime
boss, Matt Murdock (Affleck) has grown up with a single goal in
mind: revenge. Based on the classic Marvel Comics character created
by Stan Lee and Bill Everett comes this action-drama that follows
the adventures of Murdock--a crime-fighting New York City lawyer by
day and a masked superhero named Daredevil by night. Led by his
ultra-enhanced remaining senses and his incredible acrobatic
abilities, Murdock exacts vigilante justice on evildoers who escape
the system...while vowing to hunt down the elusive crime lord
Kingpin (Michael Clarke Duncan). Jennifer Garner (TV's Alias) and
Colin Farrell (Phone Booth) co-star. Written and directed by Mark
Steven Johnson (Simon Birch).
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Malibu's Most Wanted
PG13 Time: 86
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the
biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a.
"B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about
thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap
aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American
actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through
L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't
prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills
among the i
9:30PM
ET/8:30 C
Old School
R Time: 90
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again
in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for
the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their
own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as
the wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in
boozing, streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while
eliciting the wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU),
Ellen Pompeo (Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born
Killers) co-star. Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by
Court Crandall and Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by
Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong.
11:00PM
ET/10:00 C
Six Feet Under 45: Terror Starts At Home
TVMA Time: 57
Fisher & Diaz hosts two very different parties in one night.
Meanwhile, David is uncomfortable with all the comfort he's
receiving; Nate finds temporary relief at a "canine retreat," Claire
and her art-school friends go on a trip, Ruth grows frustrated with
George's "nasty little secrets," Federico gets his phone wires
crossed, and Brenda and Joe find a basket to house their eggs.
1:45AM ET/12:45 C
The Good Girl
R Time: 93
Jennifer Aniston sparkles as a discount-store cashier whose drab
marriage leads her to leap into an affair with a young new
co-worker. Jake Gyllenhaal stars as the brainy college dropout who
lands a job at the Retail Rodeo and gets involved with the
desperately unhappy Justine (Aniston). Their trysts--which go from a
hotel room to the stock room--inject Justine with a temporary
euphoria, but she soon finds herself entwined in a series of
entanglements that bring her to a crossroads in her life...and in
her various relationships. John Carroll Lynch, Tim Blake Nelson and
John C. Reilly co-star. Directed by Miguel Arteta; written by Mike
White.
4:10AM
ET/3:10 C
The Hard Word
R Time: 103
Bank robbing brothers with corrupt connections pull off a risky
heist in this drama. The three Twentymen brothers work as
professional bank robbers, enlisting the help of their corrupt
lawyer who provides their alibis. But when their lawyer sets them up
for a risky mid-afternoon heist, the trio begins to question his
motives--especially when one discovers the lawyer's affair with his
wife! Starring Guy Pearce, Rachel Griffiths, Joel Edgerton, Damien
Richardson, Robert Taylor, Paul Sonkkila, and Vince Colosimo.
Written and directed by Scott Roberts.
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8:35AM
ET/7:35 C
Mrs. Dalloway
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
1h 38m
Based on the novel by Virginia Woolf, this costume drama follows the
reminiscences of Mrs. Dalloway (Vanessa Redgrave), a prominent British
citizen who recalls her youthful decision between two men, one safe
and secure, the other passionate and truly in love with her. Natascha
McElhone (The Truman Show) costars as the young Mrs. Dalloway.
10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Zero to Sixty
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 42m
Dick Martin, Mark Hudson and Darren McGavin star in this thoroughly
bonkers crime caper about a teenager and a middle-aged man who team up
to repossess a mobster's car - but the auto has a corpse in it and is
soon the object of a feverish chase. Sylvia Miles and Joan Collins
costar with Hudson's brothers Bill and Brett.
12:00AM
ET/11:00 C
The Hours
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 55m
Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman stars in this meditative drama as famed
author Virginia Woolf, who is beginning work on her literary
masterpiece "Mrs. Dalloway" even as she battles a crippling depression
- and as a pair of similarly desperate women (Julianne Moore and Meryl
Streep) in other eras deal with crises of their own by reading Woolf's
seminal work. Ed Harris, Jeff Daniels and John C. Reilly costar in
this acclaimed adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel,
directed by Stephen Daldry ("Billy Elliott").
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Best Men
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 30m
This all-star comedy follow unlucky parolee Jesse Reilly (Luke
Wilson), who plans to go straight from prison into the arms of his
girlfriend (Drew Barrymore), whom he intends to marry. If only he
hadn't allowed his buddy Billy (Sean Patrick Flanery) to stop off at
the bank. It seems Billy is a famed Shakespeare-quoting robber known
as "Hamlet," and soon Jesse is among those held hostage in the bank
while his buddy squares off with his law-enforcing father (Fred Ward).
Andy Dick and Dean Cain costar in this action farce.
3:30PM
ET/2:30 C
The Mean Season
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
R 1h 44m
A vicious Miami serial killer opens a line of communication with his
favorite reporter (Kurt Russell), transforming the journalist into a
city-wide celebrity - but also endangering the newspaperman's innocent
schoolteacher girlfriend (Mariel Hemingway). Richard Jordan, Richard
Masur, Joe Pantoliano and Andy Garcia costar in this suspenseful,
effectively chilling crime thriller based on the novel "In the Heat of
the Summer" by John Katzenbach ("Just Cause," "Hart's War").
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Yentl
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
PG 2h 14m
Barbra Streisand stars in and directs this musical adaptation of a
story by Isaac Bashevis Singer, a moving, turn-of-the-century tale of
a young Jewish woman (Streisand) who wants an education studying
religious scripture, an activity that is restricted only to men -
forcing her to disguise herself as a man and complicating the lives of
everyone she loves. Mandy Patinkin and Amy Irving costar in this
lavish, "Fiddler on the Roof"-style period piece, nominated for four
Academy Awards.
8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Unforgettable
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 57m
Suspected of murdering his wife, a medical examiner (Ray Liotta) uses
new technology to implant himself with his wife's memories so that he
can root out the killer. Linda Fiorentino, Peter Coyote, Christopher
McDonald, Kim Cattrall and David Paymer costar in director John Dahl's
speculative thriller.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Narc
OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 46m
Jason Patric and Ray Liotta star in this gritty, critically acclaimed
crime drama about a disgraced Detroit cop (Patric) brought back into
his old department to team with a narcotics detective (Liotta) who's
breaking any number of procedural rules on his zealous quest to find
his partner's murderer. Writer/director Joe Carnahan's film was
nominated for numerous awards, including 3 Independent Spirit Awards
and the Sundance Film Festival's Grand Jury Prize.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
The Hours
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 55m
Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman stars in this meditative drama as famed
author Virginia Woolf, who is beginning work on her literary
masterpiece "Mrs. Dalloway" even as she battles a crippling depression
- and as a pair of similarly desperate women (Julianne Moore and Meryl
Streep) in other eras deal with crises of their own by reading Woolf's
seminal work. Ed Harris, Jeff Daniels and John C. Reilly costar in
this acclaimed adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel,
directed by Stephen Daldry ("Billy Elliott").
2:05AM ET/1:05 C
Breathless
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
R 1h 41m
Richard Gere and Valerie Kaprisky star in this glossy remake of the
1959 Godard classic, about a torrid love affair between a car thief
turned cop killer and a French student studying in Los Angeles. Art
Metrano costars in director Jim McBride's impassioned film.
4:00AM
ET/3:00 C
Snapshots
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
An intelligent, aging former hippie who owns a second-hand book shop
in Amsterdam, Larry (Burt Reynolds) is a recluse whose life has been
frozen in time since his heart was broken 30 years ago in Morocco.
When a beautiful young woman named Aisha (Carmen Chaplin) walks into
his store who's a dead ringer for the woman that abandoned him, Larry
finally risks giving his heart away once more. Julie Christie costars
in writer/director Rudolf van den Berg's romantic drama, also known as
"The Hermit of Amsterdam."
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9:30AM
ET/8:30 C
Radio
A true story of a High School football coach who helps a mentally challenged man
become a part of the community.
1:05PM
ET/12:05 C
Secondhand Lions
A young boy is sent to live with his eccentric great-uncles.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Radio
A true story of a High School football coach who helps a mentally challenged man
become a part of the community.
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8:30AM ET/7:30 C
She's Having A Baby
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 46m
Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern are cute Chicago Yuppie couple
Jake and Kristy Briggs, whose brand-new marriage is tested when they
have trouble getting pregnant and struggle with money in this
sharply observed domestic comedy-drama from writer/director John
Hughes ("The Breakfast Club," "Sixteen Candles"). Alec Baldwin, Edie
McClurg, Paul Gleason, Holland Taylor and William Windom costar.
11:45AM
ET/10:45 C
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in
this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter
wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has
swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the
CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri
try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to
safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging
poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey!
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
TV's hyperactive Aussie naturalist Steve Irwin stars as himself in
this good-natured family adventure that finds the fearless critter
wrangler trying to protect an endangered croc - one that has
swallowed a top-secret satellite beacon that's being sought by the
CIA. Believing the agents to be poachers, Irwin and his wife Terri
try to evade their pursuers while getting the scaly reptile to
safety in the Outback, adopting a baby kangaroo, and dodging
poisonous spiders and snakes in the process. Crikey!
9:30PM
ET/8:30 C
She's Having A Baby
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 46m
Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern are cute Chicago Yuppie couple
Jake and Kristy Briggs, whose brand-new marriage is tested when they
have trouble getting pregnant and struggle with money in this
sharply observed domestic comedy-drama from writer/director John
Hughes ("The Breakfast Club," "Sixteen Candles"). Alec Baldwin, Edie
McClurg, Paul Gleason, Holland Taylor and William Windom costar.
2:35AM ET/1:35 C
Where It's At
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 46m
Writer/director Garson Kanin ("Born Yesterday," "Pat and Mike")
created this drama about the widening generation gap between a tough
casino owner (David Janssen) and his spoiled Ivy League son (Robert
Drivas), a blue-blood wannabe who resents being forced to give up a
European sojourn and instead spend his summer vacation learning his
father's business - until he learns it all too well. Rosemary
Forsyth, Golden Globe nominee Brenda Vaccaro and Don Rickles costar.
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