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AUGUST 6, 2004
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George Lopez
"She Drives Me Crazy"
Though concerned about his daughter's maturity and readiness to be out
on her own, George teaches Carmen to drive. But when Carmen and Jason
break up just before the prom, Carmen's grace proves that she is much
more grown up than her parents had expected. Meanwhile Benny has a
run-in with the law.
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8 Simple Rules
"Let's Keep Going, Part 1"
Cate sends Bridget and Kerry to their grandmother's house for a visit
after the Hennessys decide against vacationing at the family cabin.
But while on their road trip to grandma's, the girls are shocked to
find Cate at their father's favorite saloon with a mysterious
stranger. Meanwhile, Kerry makes Rory's life miserable when she
discovers that he has a crush on her friend.
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9:00PM
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Hope & Faith
No Description Available.
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9:30PM
ET/8:30 C
Less Than Perfect
"Claude's Roxanne"
Claude's best friend, Roxanne (Tori Spelling), comes to town for a visit
and decides she wants to move to New York. Will ends up hiring her as
his personal assistant, but Roxanne's lack of attention to detail causes
her to screw up Will's important John McEnroe interview, leaving Claude
to complete the interview on her own. Meanwhile, Carl and Owen play a
trick on Kipp that leads Jeb and Lydia to think Kipp's losing his mind.
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8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Joan Of Arcadia
"The Boat"
Joan enthusiastically tackles her God-given project to build a boat,
but despite believing itâs a school assignment, Helen fears her
daughter is becoming a bit eccentric.
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9:00PM
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JAG
"What if?"
As the JAG crew celebrates Coatesâ promotion at a Chinese restaurant,
the ritual reading of fortune cookies causes each of them to imagine
what might have been if they had made different decisions over the
years.
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11:34PM
ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Steve O, Chris Pontius,
Gavin Degraw
 
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8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
What I Like...
"Val and Holly's 'Not-Boyfriends'"
When Vince's (Nick Zano) grandfather dies, Holly (Amanda Bynes)
travels upstate to comfort him, then misreads his reaction to her
thoughtfulness. Meanwhile, when Rick (guest star Ed Kerr) has a
near-death experience that gives him a deeper appreciation of life,
Val (Jennie Garth) finds her former boyfriend more attractive than
ever.
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9:00PM
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Reba
"All Growed Up"
Van (Steve Howey) decides put his college education on hold to try out
for Arena Football, but Reba's (Reba McEntire) disapproval makes him
so nervous that he blows his chance. Realizing she has to let her kids
make their own decisions, Reba steps in to get Van a second chance at
a football career. Christopher
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6:00AM
ET/5:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art
Rome: Art In The Imperial Era
Rome is known as "the eternal city." Historically, this small city of
farmers and warriors grew to be a great power and colonized a large
part of the ancient world. Examine the extraordinary artwork Roman
conquerors brought back as prizes.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Great White Shark: Uncaged
Twenty years after a massive great white shark attacked and killed a
spear-fisherman in Mexico, Manny Puig travels back to the scene to get
an up-close look at these man-eaters. Without a shark cage, Manny
hopes to free swim with these giants.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Blue Realm, The
Shark Business
From warm seas to the cold waters of Canada, sharks are big business
in a new adreline ecotourism: industry. Shark Business unravels some
of the mysteries surrounding sharks with controversial behaviorist Dr.
Erich Ritter.
9:00AM
ET/8:00 C
Sharks Under Glass
Explore the latest shark programs at aquariums across the country.
From the Shark Bay exhibit in Tampa, Florida, to the great white shark
exhibit at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, research is yielding exciting
information about these fearsome predators.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
City Slickers
Find out how the penguin and human populations of South Africa share
limited coastal resources with minimal friction. The clean-up of the
areaâs largest oil spill in history evoked an unprecedented outpouring
of affection between these unlikely partners.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Truk Lagoon
Explore the unique undersea habitats of Truk Lagoon in Micronesia. The
once featureless sea floor is now alive with exotic sea creatures
living in and around the 60 coral-shrouded World War II warships
resting on the bottom.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
Shari & James
When their matchmaker parents brought them together, this Florida
couple had no idea they would soon be headed to the altar. James fell
in love with Sheri's engaging personality, and he didn't waste any
time getting her father's permission to propose.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
Manhattan Double
No Description Available.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
Family Room Disaster
Marlie and Javier have a beautiful, four-year-old daughter, Daniella,
who has Down syndrome. Because of her special needs, they spend much
of their time with on Daniella. They haven't invested any energy into
decorating, and need a family room makeover.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
Making Their Mark
These homeowners go the extra mile. One man's carvings have sprawled
out of his Nova Scotia yard into the rest of the town. 'Art is life;'
that's the motto of a Georgia man who has crammed his yard with
sculpture. Heiress/artist Jaina Davis has collaborated with talented
friends to make every room in her Victorian home something
spectacular.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
Water Wheels
Sail down the highway in nautically themed vehicles. Ply the asphalt
channels with Bob in Austin with his Toyboata. In Seattle, experience
land and sea in Bob's Amphicar. In Nova Scotia, bob along the road
with David in an art car all about the ocean.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Great White Shark: Uncaged
Twenty years after a massive great white shark attacked and killed a
spear-fisherman in Mexico, Manny Puig travels back to the scene to get
an up-close look at these man-eaters. Without a shark cage, Manny
hopes to free swim with these giants.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Blue Realm, The
Shark Business
From warm seas to the cold waters of Canada, sharks are big business
in a new adreline ecotourism: industry. Shark Business unravels some
of the mysteries surrounding sharks with controversial behaviorist Dr.
Erich Ritter.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Sharks Under Glass
Explore the latest shark programs at aquariums across the country.
From the Shark Bay exhibit in Tampa, Florida, to the great white shark
exhibit at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, research is yielding exciting
information about these fearsome predators.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
Arctic Mission
Washed Away
Take a critical, humanist approach to examining the anticipated social
and geopolitical consequences of global warming. Get a glimpse into
the future as scientists provide their long-term projections of the
Earthâs future.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Killer Crocs Of Costa Rica
Amidst Costa Rica's breathtaking Pacific coast, rivers and tropical
forest, follow the lives of a female crocodile and her young. Along
the way they encounter a variety of wildlife, including caiman,
predatory fish, army ants and coati.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
What's Coming
August 2004
Join host, Frank Payne and enjoy a tour of HD Theater's top premieres
for August 2004- Discovery's hit series "Monster Garage," the
Discovery HD Theater exclusive, "Miracle of Pantanal," and the third
episode of "The Blue Realm: Giants of San Benedicto."
8:30PM
ET/7:30 C
Golf Escapes
Episode 7: The Bear Trace
Tennessee now boasts a classic collection of Jack Nicklaus designed
golf courses. Tour The Bear Trace, and learn how Nicklaus provides
scenic, well conditioned and challenging courses for the average
golfer that rival the best private resort courses.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Wonders Of The Wild West
The wonders of the west are a testament to the endless possibilities
of the American Dream. From the engineering marvel of Hoover Dam to
the expansive beauty of the Grand Canyon, explore marvelous natural
wonders and man-made monuments alike.
11:00PM ET/12:00 C
What's Coming
August 2004
Join host, Frank Payne and enjoy a tour of HD Theater's top premieres
for August 2004- Discovery's hit series "Monster Garage," the
Discovery HD Theater exclusive, "Miracle of Pantanal," and the third
episode of "The Blue Realm: Giants of San Benedicto."
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Golf Escapes
Episode 7: The Bear Trace
Tennessee now boasts a classic collection of Jack Nicklaus designed
golf courses. Tour The Bear Trace, and learn how Nicklaus provides
scenic, well conditioned and challenging courses for the average
golfer that rival the best private resort courses.
12:00AM
ET/11:00 C
Wonders Of The Wild West
The wonders of the west are a testament to the endless possibilities
of the American Dream. From the engineering marvel of Hoover Dam to
the expansive beauty of the Grand Canyon, explore marvelous natural
wonders and man-made monuments alike.
2:00AM
ET/1:00 C
Manassas: End Of Innocence
This intimate, immersive docudrama tells the true story of the first
major battle of the Civil War, First Manassas. Civilians see violence
literally erupt in their front yards and naive soldiers' romantic
notions of war die as their comrades fall.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
What's Coming
August 2004
Join host, Frank Payne and enjoy a tour of HD Theater's top premieres
for August 2004- Discovery's hit series "Monster Garage," the
Discovery HD Theater exclusive, "Miracle of Pantanal," and the third
episode of "The Blue Realm: Giants of San Benedicto."
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Golf Escapes
Episode 7: The Bear Trace
Tennessee now boasts a classic collection of Jack Nicklaus designed
golf courses. Tour The Bear Trace, and learn how Nicklaus provides
scenic, well conditioned and challenging courses for the average
golfer that rival the best private resort courses.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Wonders Of The Wild West
The wonders of the west are a testament to the endless possibilities
of the American Dream. From the engineering marvel of Hoover Dam to
the expansive beauty of the Grand Canyon, explore marvelous natural
wonders and man-made monuments alike.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
First Monday
Secrets and Lies - Justice Snow gets in trouble by autotape. The
Court must decide whether a 17 year old boy, who doctored a video
that includes his classmates, is in violation of the Child
Pornography Protection Act.
7:00AM
ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes
The Ultimate Weapon - Hogan maneuvers to siphon a fighter aircraft
away from an important German target so it becomes vulnerable to
Allied bombing.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Love and Money
Make Room for Daddy - After Nicholas collapses, his doctor,
Fielding, says it wasn't a fainting spell, but a stress episode. To
find out what's causing it, Dr. Fielding hooks Nicholas up to a
stress meter.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
That's Life
When Good Ideas Go Bad - Lydia is conflicted when Lou buys "their"
dream house; Dolly gets hooked on the Internet; Jackie opens her
salon to younger clientele.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition
Robert Drew, Errol Morris - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky
sits down with two documentary filmmakers; Rober Drew, director of
Crisis and Primary, and Oscar-winner Errol Morris, director of The
Fog of War.
9:30AM
ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD
I, Robot Premiere, Golden Age of Broadway - The only thing more
dangerous to Will Smith than killer robots are probing paparazzi at
the I, Robot premiere and the stars of old Broadway reminisce about
the golden age of the Great White Way.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America
Steel Conflict, Cowboy Mounted Shooting Competition - Sparks fly as
metal takes on metal during the Robot Fighting League's Steel
Conflict in Anaheim, California. Then men take on balloons for the
cowboy mounted shooting competition in Tennessee.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
HDNet This Month
August 2004 - Take a look at HDNet's weekly schedule with segments
from the HDNet World Report, Higher Definition, Queens Supreme and
Bikini Destinations: Wild Side. We highlight our live sports
coverage with clips from Major League Soccer, the 2004 Champ Car
World Series, the NASCAR Grand National Division, HDNet Boxing, and
the Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship. HDNet This Month also gives you
a sneak peak at the films you can see this month on HDNet Movies.
HDNet is truly television like you've never seen before.
11:30AM
ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
Boston: Safe & Secure? - HDNet cameras are in Boston to see the
security preparations and plans for the Democratic National
Convention. Since the attack of 9/11, security measures throughout
America have advanced substantially, with this convention being
taken very seriously as a potential target for terrorists.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Wal-Mart: The Big Boy on the Block
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Designing America
Possum Kingdom, Pets, and Perfectly Wonderful Junk! - This show will
take you from a Western-style dream home on a lake to a traditional
suburban dream home with a backyard twist. Gather great tips for
those with a flea market obsession and see how one man's pet
portrait is another person's prized possession.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
True Music
Faceplant, Outspoken - True Music rocks a bit harder than usual this
week. Houston band Faceplant rocks out while on tour with
Systematic. These two energetic bands work together to debut the
newly signed band Outspoken.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere
Watch the Trains Go By - Hogan hopes Gen. Burkhalter's
sister--marriage-minded Gertrude-- will distract Klink long enough
to allow Hogan to blow up a train.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Fugitive
Flesh And Blood - Kimble's sister has leukemia, and the only
suitable bone marrow donor is Kimble.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
InFocus
Furano: Life in Hokkaido's Frozen Forest - Where temperatures fall
so low that even the trees can freeze and explode, the flora and
fauna of a certain forest in Japan's northernmost island of Hokkaido
have evolved clever and curious ways to survive the cold.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Across America
Democratic Convention Delegates - Politics by day, parties by night:
Kandace Krueger mixes with the delegates at the Democratic National
Convention in Boston.
4:30PM
ET/3:30 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet
NAPA Auto Parts 150, Irwindale Speedway
Special Encore Presentation
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
HDNet This Month
August 2004 - Take a look at HDNet's weekly schedule with segments
from the HDNet World Report, Higher Definition, Queens Supreme and
Bikini Destinations: Wild Side. We highlight our live sports
coverage with clips from Major League Soccer, the 2004 Champ Car
World Series, the NASCAR Grand National Division, HDNet Boxing, and
the Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship. HDNet This Month also gives you
a sneak peak at the films you can see this month on HDNet Movies.
HDNet is truly television like you've never seen before.
7:30PM
ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report
Boston: Unifying the Democratic Party - HDNet World Report is in
Boston for the Democratic Convention, a convention Democrats hope to
make the most unified in years. In addition to presenting the
Democratic message, the convention is an opportunity to introduce
all of America to the Democratic presidential candidate: Senator
John Kerry.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Higher Definition - Premiere
Take Two: John Landis - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks
with John Landis, director of Animal House and The Blues Brothers.
Landis shares stories from three decades of movie-making, plus, he
talks about his latest project, the documentary Slasher.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Hollywood HD
Puma Party, Thunderbirds Are Go! Premiere - There's plenty of action
at the Puma Sports Gear Hollywood Party and Bill Paxton and his
Thunderbirds Are Go! on the red carpet.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
HDNet Movie Night - Premiere
Focus - Film adaptation of Arthur Miller's 1945 novel, about a
gentile man and his wife who are mistakenly persecuted as Jews
during the final years of WWII. William H. Macy and Laura Dern star.
(PG-13 - 2001)
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Higher Definition
Take Two: John Landis - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks
with John Landis, director of Animal House and The Blues Brothers.
Landis shares stories from three decades of movie-making, plus, he
talks about his latest project, the documentary Slasher.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Hollywood HD
Puma Party, Thunderbirds Are Go! Premiere - There's plenty of action
at the Puma Sports Gear Hollywood Party and Bill Paxton and his
Thunderbirds Are Go! on the red carpet.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
HDNet Movie Night
Focus - Film adaptation of Arthur Miller's 1945 novel, about a
gentile man and his wife who are mistakenly persecuted as Jews
during the final years of WWII. William H. Macy and Laura Dern star.
(PG-13 - 2001)
2:00AM
ET/1:00 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone
John Elway, Donald Trump - Superbowl MVP John Elway's success is
bittersweet. He discusses the loss of his father and sister as he
celebrates the triumphant mark of his induction into the Pro
Football Hall of Fame. Then business mogul and Apprentice
personality, Donald Trump talks finance and fame with Roy Firestone.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division
City of Strivers - After gang members shoot and kill a security
guard during a robbery at a high-end appliance warehouse, a witness
who comes forward with the identity of the killer is found dead.
Since the only person who knew the witness's identity was the
killer's lawyer, Cole begins to suspect that the attorney is part of
the crime.
3:30AM
ET/2:30 C
Odyssey 5
Vanishing Point - Taggart is led to believe that Paige's death was
just a dream.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
The Newsroom
Pushy Moneygrubbing Cosmopolitan Racist - A Jew and an Arab walk
into a bar...racism infects the newsroom.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
An American in Canada
The Bare Naked Lady - When the news anchor job opens up, Jake finds
himself in competition with his new receptionist, whose only
previous experience was hosting The Russian Naked News.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
What About Joan
Testing, Testing - A standardized test is coming up and Joan's
strategy for her students won't cut it with the principal. Her
reluctant answer is 'Sir Answerlot': the accomplished test-taker
Jake, who offers to prepare the kids.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
The Wager
NR - 1:27 - 2003
Cast: Chris Devlin, Kristine Alexandria, Burt Young Director: Sigur-Bjorn
An independent producer bets a studio boss he can make a movie in
three days.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
The Hindenburg
PG - 2:05 - 1975
Cast: George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, William Atherton Director:
Robert Wise
Fictional account of a conspiracy plot which leads to the Hindenburg
airship disaster.
9:35AM
ET/8:35 C
Wild Rovers
PG - 2:10 - 1971
Cast: William Holden, Ryan O'Neal, Karl Malden Director: Blake
Edwards
An aging cowboy goes on a bank robbing-spree with a younger cowboy.
11:45AM ET/10:45 C
The Cincinnati Kid
NR - 1:42 - 1965
Cast: Steve McQueen, Edward G. Robinson, Ann-Margret Director:
Norman Jewison
Cardsharks meet up in New Orleans for a high-stakes poker match.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
One Man's Hero
R - 2:01 - 1999
Cast: Tom Berenger, Joaquim de Almeida, Daniela Romo Director: Lance
Hool
Based on the true story of a troop of Irishmen fighting in the
American Army who defect to Mexico during the Mexican-American War.
3:35PM ET/2:35 C
Havana
R - 2:20 - 1990
Cast: Robert Redford, Lena Olin, Alan Arkin Director: Sydney Pollack
During the revolution in Cuba, a professional gambler falls in love
with the wife of a communist revolutionary.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
Distant Thunder
R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick
Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet
and his estranged son reunite.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Daniel Baldwin Director: Simon
Wincer
An ex-Rodeo cowboy and a drifter biker rob a corrupt bank in order
to save an old friend's bar from being destroyed.
9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Juice
R - 1:34 - 1992
Cast: Omar Epps, Tupac Shakur, Jermaine Hopkins Director: Ernest R.
Dickerson
The lives of four inner-city teens spiral out of control when they
are caught up in a fatal robbery.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Mute Witness
R - 1:36 - 1994
Cast: Marina Zudina, Fay Ripley, Evan Richards Director: Anthony
Waller
A mute makeup artist witnesses a brutal murder and soon finds
herself running from the Russian mafia.
1:15AM
ET/12:15 C
Juice
R - 1:34 - 1992
Cast: Omar Epps, Tupac Shakur, Jermaine Hopkins Director: Ernest R.
Dickerson
The lives of four inner-city teens spiral out of control when they
are caught up in a fatal robbery.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Daniel Baldwin Director: Simon
Wincer
An ex-Rodeo cowboy and a drifter biker rob a corrupt bank in order
to save an old friend's bar from being destroyed.
4:45AM ET/3:45 C
Distant Thunder
R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick
Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet
and his estranged son reunite.
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10:30AM
ET/9:30 C
Ghost Ship
R Time: 90
The crew of a salvage boat thinks their ship has finally come in after
they claim an abandoned ocean liner in international waters--until
they discover it's a floating house of horrors! On board the empty
vessel, the salvagers discover a treasure trove of gold, but strange
visions begin to plague them, and when their own boat is mysteriously
destroyed, they find themselves stranded on the open sea with the
bloodthirsty spirits of a bygone era. Gabriel Byrne, Julianna
Margulies (TV's E.R.), Ron Eldard, Desmond Harrington and Isaiah
Washington star. Directed by Steve Beck.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
American Gigolo
R Time: 116
Julian (Richard Gere) is a boyish, sensual hustler who makes love for
a living. His clientele: older, wealthy women. But business takes a
dangerous turn when murder enters the picture. With Lauren Hutton.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Above The Law
R Time: 99
Don't mess with Nico Toscani. Once a CIA agent, now an undercover
detective, he's a martial-arts master who's as potent with kicks,
chops and punches as he is with a police revolver. Tough Nico's out to
clean up Chicago--and that means getting rid of the city's drug kings,
as well as battling a murderous CIA agent. Martial-arts expert Steven
Seagal plays Nico in this action-packed drama. With Pam Grier and
Sharon Stone.
3:45PM
ET/2:45 C
Trapped
R Time: 105
A husband and wife fight back against the ruthless kidnappers who have
abducted their daughter in a shrewdly planned ransom scheme. Will and
Karen Jennings are the perfect couple whose lives are thrown into
tumult when their six-year-old daughter Abby is snatched by
cold-blooded criminal Joe Hickey, whose wife Cheryl and cousin Marvin
assist him. Their bold plan--holding Abby for ransom, while
simultaneously taking her parents hostage in separate locations--seems
perfectly devised, but Will and Karen know a few tricks too, leading
to a tension-packed finale. With Charlize Theron, Courtney Love and
Kevin Bacon. Stuart Townsend and Pruitt Taylor Vince co-star. Directed
by Luis Mandoki, based upon the novel 24 Hours by Greg Iles,
screenplay by Greg Iles. "A stylishly filmed thriller" (Hollywood
Reporter).
5:30PM
ET/4:30 C
Femme Fatale
R Time: 114
Brian De Palma's "ingeniously twisty and audaciously twisted" (San
Francisco Chronicle) neo-noir thriller stars Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as
a dangerous blonde whose picture attracts the attention of a former
paparazzo--and exposes her sordid past. Seven years after a daring
(and very erotic) jewel heist at the Cannes Film Festival in which she
left her partners high and dry, Laure Ash (Romijn-Stamos) returns to
Paris under the identity of an U.S. ambassador's wife. But
photographer Nicolas Bardo (Antonio Banderas) recognizes her--from a
photo he took of her assuming a different alias--and sets into motion
a series of twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the
end! Peter Coyote co-stars.
7:45PM ET/6:45 C
John Grisham's The Rainmaker
PG13 Time: 135
Rookie lawyer Matt Damon battles a big insurance company for his dying
client, a leukemia victim denied benefits. It's a fiery courtroom
crackler from renowned director Francis Ford Coppola and best-selling
legal eagle John Grisham. With Mickey Rourke.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Ghost Ship
R Time: 90
The crew of a salvage boat thinks their ship has finally come in after
they claim an abandoned ocean liner in international waters--until
they discover it's a floating house of horrors! On board the empty
vessel, the salvagers discover a treasure trove of gold, but strange
visions begin to plague them, and when their own boat is mysteriously
destroyed, they find themselves stranded on the open sea with the
bloodthirsty spirits of a bygone era. Gabriel Byrne, Julianna
Margulies (TV's E.R.), Ron Eldard, Desmond Harrington and Isaiah
Washington star. Directed by Steve Beck.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Philadelphia Experiment II
PG13 Time: 98
The sole survivor of the original Philadelphia Experiment finds
himself hurtled into an alternate reality in this intriguing sequel. A
mad scientist had sent a stealth bomber back to 1943, enabling the
Nazis to destroy Washington and win the war. Now America struggles
under the yoke of a totalitarian regime. Can the time traveler survive
a trip into the past to set things right?
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UHF
PG13 Time: 97
A down-on-his-luck loser turns a local TV station into a serious
network competitor with his unique creative programming in this
comedy. 'Weird Al' Yankovic stars as George Newman who takes a TV
programming gig when his uncle wins local station UHF in a poker
game. After sacking the current execs, George takes UHF in a new
direction by giving the station custodian (Seinfeld's Michael
Richards) his own show and greenlighting some ingenious and unusual
programs. When the shows become bona fide hits, the networks start
to sweat when they see UHF ratings go through the roof. With
Victoria Jackson, Kevin McCarthy, David Bowe, Stanley Brock and
Anthony Geary. Directed by Jay Levey.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-ya Sisterhood
PG13 Time: 116
Ellen Burstyn and Sandra Bullock star as a lifelong feuding mother
and daughter whose troubled relationship can only be saved with the
help of her childhood best friends. Siddalee Walker (Bullock) is a
successful New York playwright whose interview with Time magazine
pinpoints her mother Vivi's (Burstyn) shortcomings and ignites a
bitter feud between the two. After hurling hurtful words and angry
promises, Sidda is drugged and kidnapped by Vivi's old pals, the
Ya-Yas, who bring Sidda back to Louisiana where they unlock the
secrets of Vivi's past in order to give Sidda a better understanding
of her mother's eccentric and obstinate ways. With Ashley Judd, Dame
Maggie Smith, Shirley Knight, James Garner and Fionnula Flanagan.
Based on the novel by Rebecca Wells.
10:00AM
ET/9:00 C
Cookie's Fortune
PG13 Time: 117
This quirky ensemble comedy-drama directed by Robert Altman (MASH,
Short Cuts) stars Glenn Close as an obsessive woman who tries to
make the suicide of her mother, Cookie (Patricia Neal), appear to be
murder to save the family's reputation. The resulting case lands
Cookie's kindly caretaker (Charles S. Dutton) in jail on a murder
rap, where he is held reluctantly by the local sheriff (Ned Beatty)
while he tries to get to the bottom of things. Liv Tyler, Chris
O'Donnell and Courtney B. Vance also star.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
Bruce Almighty
PG13 Time: 100
Miracles happen every day...but when Jim Carrey's at the controls,
watch out! The rubber-faced comic is allowed to reign supreme in
this riotous comedy that tells the story of Bruce Nolan (Carrey), a
miserable Buffalo TV reporter who blames God for his faltering life
and career. What's the Lord to do? Morgan Freeman co-stars as the
kindly Almighty who endows Bruce with all of his powers to see if he
can do a better job. The result is unholy hysteria as Bruce's
hilarious miracle working (all to benefit himself) leads to disaster
and celestial mayhem! Also with Jennifer Aniston as Bruce's
girlfriend. Directed by Tom Shadyac; screenplay by Steve Koren, Mark
O'Keefe and Steve Oedekerk.
1:45PM ET/12:45 C
"Noises Off..."
PG13 Time: 103
A group of American thespians travel across the country to bring
their play to the Broadway stage in this comedy. An all-star cast
stars in this film about a theater troupe that takes its production
of "Nothing On" to the road with hopes of perfecting it to Broadway
standards. But a series of off-stage romantic interludes, demanding
divas and lack of organization bring comedy chaos to the cast and
crew. Starring Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Denholm Elliott, Julie
Hagerty, Marilu Henner, Christopher Reeve, John Ritter and
Nicollette Sheridan. Screenplay by Marty Kaplan based on the play by
Michael Frayn. Directed by Peter Bodganovich (The Last Picture
Show).
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Boys
PG13 Time: 86
A New England prep school student falls for an older woman after an
accident and becomes entangled in her complicated past in this
endearing coming-of-age story. Lukas Haas stars as John, a high
schooler who saves an older woman, Patty, (Winona Ryder) after she
falls from a horse. Captivated by her beauty and intrigue, John
decides to hide Patty in his dorm room. But as romance kindles
between the two, a devastating secret is revealed that further
complicates their relationship. Based on the short story "Twenty
Minutes" by James Salter. Co-starring John C. Reilly, James LeGros,
Skeet Ulrich, Chris Cooper and Catherine Keener.
5:00PM
ET/4:00 C
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
PG13 Time: 116
Ellen Burstyn and Sandra Bullock star as a lifelong feuding mother
and daughter whose troubled relationship can only be saved with the
help of her childhood best friends. Siddalee Walker (Bullock) is a
successful New York playwright whose interview with Time magazine
pinpoints her mother Vivi's (Burstyn) shortcomings and ignites a
bitter feud between the two. After hurling hurtful words and angry
promises, Sidda is drugged and kidnapped by Vivi's old pals, the
Ya-Yas, who bring Sidda back to Louisiana where they unlock the
secrets of Vivi's past in order to give Sidda a better understanding
of her mother's eccentric and obstinate ways. With Ashley Judd, Dame
Maggie Smith, Shirley Knight, James Garner and Fionnula Flanagan.
Based on the novel by Rebecca Wells.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Bruce Almighty
PG13 Time: 100
Miracles happen every day...but when Jim Carrey's at the controls,
watch out! The rubber-faced comic is allowed to reign supreme in
this riotous comedy that tells the story of Bruce Nolan (Carrey), a
miserable Buffalo TV reporter who blames God for his faltering life
and career. What's the Lord to do? Morgan Freeman co-stars as the
kindly Almighty who endows Bruce with all of his powers to see if he
can do a better job. The result is unholy hysteria as Bruce's
hilarious miracle working (all to benefit himself) leads to disaster
and celestial mayhem! Also with Jennifer Aniston as Bruce's
girlfriend. Directed by Tom Shadyac; screenplay by Steve Koren, Mark
O'Keefe and Steve Oedekerk.
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
The Peacekeeper
TVMA Time: 98
Washington, D.C. has been targeted for a deadly missile attack, and
the countdown has begun. Only one lone Air Force major can save the
day by keeping America's nuclear "go codes" secret...if he lives
long enough. With Montel Williams and Michael Sarrazin.
3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Pale Rider
R Time: 115
Clint makes your day in this two-fisted, pistol-packing adventure in
the tradition of the great Hollywood westerns. A stranger known as
the "Preacher" rides into a Gold Rush town ruled by a corrupt
banker. Will he be able to help the terrorized miners whose land is
threatened by the robber baron? Eastwood also directed this "classic
western of style and excitement" (Chicago Sun-Times). With Michael
Moriarty, Christopher Penn and Carrie Snodgress.
5:15AM
ET/4:15 C
Lone Hero
R Time: 90
An actor who plays a cowboy is propelled to real cowboy status by
shattering events in his Arizona town. John plays a villain in a
wild-west show, but he turns into a hero when he is one of the only
locals to take a stand against murderous bikers who have invaded the
town. The ensuing conflict affects everything in John's
life--including his job and his relationship--and turns into a
pitched battle that sets real law enforcement and fake cowboys
against the biker gang. With Lou Diamond Phillips, Sean Patrick
Flanery, Robert Forster, Tanya Allen and Mark Metcalf (National
Lampoon's Animal House). Written and directed by Ken Sanzel.
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10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Backflash
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 31m
A bored video store owner (Robert Patrick) wishes he could rewind his
road-trip vacation through the desert after he picks up a beautiful
hitchhiker (Jennifer Esposito) who turns out to have stolen a fortune
from one very angry mobster (Colm Meaney). Melissa Joan Hart costars
in this neatly crafted noir thriller, the final film of actor-director
Philip J. Jones ("Hellborn").
2:00PM
ET/1:00 C
Fatal Instinct
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
From "Fatal Attraction" and "Double Indemnity" to "Night of the
Hunter" and "Basic Instinct," director Carl Reiner's outrageous spoof
of everything from controversial cop thrillers to film noir favorites
is a joke-a-minute jamboree of slapstick and verbal volleys. Armand
Assante, Sherilyn Fenn, Kate Nelligan and Sean Young top the familiar
cast, which also includes Christopher MacDonald, James Remar, Tony
Randall, Clarence Clemmons and Eartha Kitt.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Car 54, Where Are You?
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 29m
Officers Muldoon (John C. McGinley) and Toody (David Johansen) are
back in this slapstick comedy that updates the classic 1961 TV sitcom
to present-day Brooklyn, where the bungling boys in blue attempt to
protect a mob witness...who is promptly left in the trunk of a stolen
car. Fran Drescher, Rosie O'Donnell, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy Piven and
series veterans Nipsey Russell and "Grampa" Al Lewis costar in this
farcical lampoon.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Home Of Our Own, A (1993)
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 45m
A struggling single mom (Kathy Bates) moves herself and her six
children from Los Angeles to Idaho where they find a place to live
with the aid of a kindly Asian farmer (Soon-Teck Oh). Director Tony
Bill's period drama also stars Edward Furlong, Tony Campisi, Clarissa
Lassig, Sarah Schaub, Miles Feulner and Amy Sakasitz.
6:45PM ET/5:45 C
Evelyn
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 35m
No Description Available.
8:30PM
ET/7:30 C
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 35m
No Description Available.
10:05PM ET/9:05 C
The Ledger
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VLD 47m
A darkly satirical, imaginative vision of the afterlife is the setting
for this comically offbeat new Showtime Original Series from creator
Bryan Fuller ("Star Trek: Voyager"). Ellen Muth stars as Georgia
"George" Lass, a disaffected teen surprised to find her spirit still
exists after she's killed by a chunk of space station that hurtles to
Earth. George soon begins her new job - as a "reaper," gathering souls
under the watchful eye of her boss Rube (Mandy Patinkin). Rebecca
Gayheart, Jasmine Guy and Cynthia Stevenson costar.
12:30AM
ET/11:30 C
Highlander III: The Final Dimension
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 39m
No Description Available.
5:35AM
ET/4:35 C
Car 54, Where Are You?
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 29m
Officers Muldoon (John C. McGinley) and Toody (David Johansen) are
back in this slapstick comedy that updates the classic 1961 TV sitcom
to present-day Brooklyn, where the bungling boys in blue attempt to
protect a mob witness...who is promptly left in the trunk of a stolen
car. Fran Drescher, Rosie O'Donnell, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy Piven and
series veterans Nipsey Russell and "Grampa" Al Lewis costar in this
farcical lampoon.
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7:15AM
ET/6:15 C
The Master Of Disguise
A shy Italian waiter fights off criminals with his inherited powers of
disguise.
8:40AM ET/7:40 C
Jefferson In Paris
Acting as the US Ambassador in France, Thomas Jefferson (Nick Nolte)
falls in love with a married woman (Greta Scacchi) and impregnates his
youngest daughter's slave (Thandie Newton).
2:35PM ET/1:35 C
The Master Of Disguise
A shy Italian waiter fights off criminals with his inherited powers of
disguise.
7:15PM
ET/6:15 C
Muppet Treasure Island
Kermit the Frog is Captain Smollett, Miss Piggy is 'Benjimina' Gunn in
this comic update on Robert Louis Stevenson.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Master Of Disguise
A shy Italian waiter fights off criminals with his inherited powers of
disguise.
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10:10AM
ET/9:10 C
Chasing Holden
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 42m
Psychologically troubled, a 19-year-old prep school student (D.J.
Qualls) whose father is the governor of New York, runs away to the
city in search of reclusive "The Catcher in the Rye" author J.D.
Salinger, along with his new girlfriend T.J. (Rachel Blanchard),
who's hiding a tragic secret. Colin Fox, Sean Kanan (who also wrote
the screenplay) and Tom Rack costar in this teen melodrama.
4:45PM ET/3:45 C
Chasing Holden
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 42m
Psychologically troubled, a 19-year-old prep school student (D.J.
Qualls) whose father is the governor of New York, runs away to the
city in search of reclusive "The Catcher in the Rye" author J.D.
Salinger, along with his new girlfriend T.J. (Rachel Blanchard),
who's hiding a tragic secret. Colin Fox, Sean Kanan (who also wrote
the screenplay) and Tom Rack costar in this teen melodrama.
8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
The Four Feathers
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 11m
Heath Ledger ("A Knight's Tale," "The Patriot') stars in this
rollicking 19th century adventure based on the classic novel about a
conscientious objector whose opposition to England's war in the
Middle East estranges him from his fiancee (Kate Hudson) and his
best friend (Wes Bentley) - until a tragic turn of events forces him
to heroically rescue the latter from a remote Sudanese prison.
Djimon Hounsou costars in this film from director Shekhar Kapur
("Elizabeth").
10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Learning Curves
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
TV14 - SLD 1h 24m
Art scholarship student (Rodney Scott) falls for his girlfriend's
thesis advisor, a professor at their college whose passionate affair
spells trouble for Brad's life, relationship and soon-to-be
real-life career. Lindsay Frost, Sophia Bush, Brett Cullen and Meat
Loaf costar in this coming-of-age drama.
1:15AM
ET/12:15 C
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Ryan Reynolds ("Two Guys and a Girl," "The In-Laws") is the title
character in this gross-out comedy, a collegiate lifer in his
seventh year of matriculation, forced by his wealthy father's
disinheritance to launch a lucrative enterprise as a party planner
for his fellow students - much to the chagrin of his school's
administrators. Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn, Edie McClurg and
Erik Estrada costar in this politically incorrect farce from the
producers of "Animal House" and "Vacation."
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
The Four Feathers
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 11m
Heath Ledger ("A Knight's Tale," "The Patriot') stars in this
rollicking 19th century adventure based on the classic novel about a
conscientious objector whose opposition to England's war in the
Middle East estranges him from his fiancee (Kate Hudson) and his
best friend (Wes Bentley) - until a tragic turn of events forces him
to heroically rescue the latter from a remote Sudanese prison.
Djimon Hounsou costars in this film from director Shekhar Kapur
("Elizabeth").
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