HD Programming Guide for Saturday, August 7, 2004 — No HDTV Tonight on Major Networks

SATURDAY, AUGUST 7,  2004
 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Saturday Night at the Movies: Mystic Pizza

Comedy
Three women, sisters Daisy and Kat and their friend Jojo, work at a pizza parlor in the town of Mystic, Connecticut, the summer after their high-school graduation and before they go their separate ways. JoJo wants to stay in Mystic and take over the pizza parlor someday but is unsure about whether she really wants to marry her high-school sweetheart. Kat is headed for Yale, but stops to have an affair with an older architect whose child she babysits, while her sister Daisy has visions of marrying a rich man and moving up in the world.
MPAA Rating: R.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"Big Brother"
No Description Available.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
NBC Movie: The Replacements

"The Replacements" When pro footballers go on strike, a former NFL coach (Academy Award winner Gene Hackman) is called out of retirement to rally a group of replacement players, including an injured "star" quarterback (Keanu Reeves). TVPG




No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order: Criminal Intent

"Shrink-wrapped"
Detectives Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) and Eames (Kathryn Erbe) delve into the murder of a young musician who was romantically linked to his married psychiatrist (as Eloise, guest star TBA) and they focus on her psychologist-husband (as Graham, guest star TBA) -- but they discover the head-shrink couple are obsessed by playing dangerous mind games with each other. Knowing that acid was used on the victim's face further bolsters the Major Case squad's theory that the slaying was personal, and the key could be the pair's adult daughter (as Camilla, guest star TBA) who grew up as her parents' referee. Jamey Sheridan and Courtney B. Vance also star.

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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Winding Willow Drive"
No Description Available.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
What's Coming

"August 2004"
Join host, Frank Payne and enjoy a tour of HD Theater's top premieres for August 2004- Discovery's hit series "Monster Garage," the Discovery HD Theater exclusive, "Miracle of Pantanal," and the third episode of "The Blue Realm: Giants of San Benedicto."

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Golf Escapes

"Episode 7: The Bear Trace"
Tennessee now boasts a classic collection of Jack Nicklaus designed golf courses. Tour The Bear Trace, and learn how Nicklaus provides scenic, well conditioned and challenging courses for the average golfer that rival the best private resort courses.


8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Wonders Of The Wild West

The wonders of the west are a testament to the endless possibilities of the American Dream. From the engineering marvel of Hoover Dam to the expansive beauty of the Grand Canyon, explore marvelous natural wonders and man-made monuments alike.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Moments In Time

"Napoleon's Lost Army"
In 2002 in Vilnius, Lithuania, scientists are stunned to discover the remains of nearly three-thousand French soldiers, the first mass grave of its kind ever uncovered. How they died opens a window on one of the greatest military disasters in his story.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Best Of The National Parks

Each year, millions of people are amazed by majestic vistas, geysers, smoldering volcanoes and rugged country where wildlife roam free. Visit the most spectacular places and open spaces in North America, from Yosemite to the Everglades.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor

"Lasting Impressions"
From the tips of their ears to the soles of their feet, criminals are betrayed by the clues their own bodies leave behind. Crime fighters catch their killer with the shrewd detection of the slightest impression- an ear against a wall or a hand on a door.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 52: Utah - Mountain Berry Drive"
No Description Available.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Episode 6, Conwy, Wales"
Tour this scenic country from a base in historic Conwy, a town that sits within the protective walls of a majestic Medieval castle. Horseback ride a mountain that overlooks the scenic Irish Sea and hike in a national park with wild goats.




2:30PM ET/1:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Eastern Townships"
A quick 45-minute drive south of Montreal, Quebec's charming Eastern Townships is a winter playground. With five ski hills in the region, you're never far from hitting the slopes. Also, meet a race-car driver at North America's only 'ice' car race.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
America's Best Beaches 2004

Join the Travel Channel for a tour of America's ten most amazing strips of sand. From Caribbean crescents of unparalleled romance to secluded Washington coastlines, get the lowdown on the best of the USA's coastal paradises.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Monster Garage

"Pike's Peak Car"
No Description Available.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
American Chopper

"Davis Love Bike"
Golfer Davis Love III is shocked when his wife enlists the Teutels to build him a personalized chopper. Several awkward golf games later, the Teutels are working at a frenzied pace to get the bike done in time for the Buick Classic golf tournament.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Blue Realm, The

"Tentacles"
Do squids talk? Scientists come together in a quest to unravel the mysteries of some of the sea's most enigmatic creatures, cephalopods. It features the bizarre courtship and egg-laying rituals of the reef squid and giant octopus.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Great Honeymoons

These top ten honeymoon spots for lovers are the perfect marriage of relaxing resorts and action-packed hotspots, secluded hideaways and jet-set getaways. From Paris to Las Vegas, newlyweds will revel in these romantic destinations.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Episode 7"
No Description Available.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
An Inside Look: Secrets Of The Inca

Just the mention of the word "Inca" conjures up fascinating images of wealth, power, and mystery. Though the complexity and achievements of the Inca remain a source of admiration for anthropologists, the greater part of this civilization's mysteries.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
World's Best Limo Rides

Roll down the one way window for a look inside the world of sleek, sophisticated limousines. From a 1970s flashback with shag carpeting to the high-tech features in presidential limos, find out how it feels to pull up to the red carpet in a shiny stretch.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
World's Best Beaches 2004

Remote, ritzy or romantic, get the skinny on ten of the planet's premiere beaches. From a swanky vacation town on the Mediterranean and a stunning beach in the Seychelles to action-packed Brazil, these are the best destinations on the sand.

11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Weekend Explorer

"Episode 7"
No Description Available.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
An Inside Look: Secrets Of The Inca

Just the mention of the word "Inca" conjures up fascinating images of wealth, power, and mystery. Though the complexity and achievements of the Inca remain a source of admiration for anthropologists, the greater part of this civilization's mysteries.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
World's Best Limo Rides

Roll down the one way window for a look inside the world of sleek, sophisticated limousines. From a 1970s flashback with shag carpeting to the high-tech features in presidential limos, find out how it feels to pull up to the red carpet in a shiny stretch.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
World's Best Beaches 2004

Remote, ritzy or romantic, get the skinny on ten of the planet's premiere beaches. From a swanky vacation town on the Mediterranean and a stunning beach in the Seychelles to action-packed Brazil, these are the best destinations on the sand.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Moments In Time

"Valley Forge: The Crucible"
During the brutal winter of 1777-78, the Continental Army encamped at Valley Forge undergoes a miraculous transformation, thanks to both the inspiring leadership of General George Washington and the intensive training of a dynamic Prussian aristocrat.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Winding Willow Drive"
No Description Available.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
The Jeff Corwin Experience

"Mexico: The Great Snake Hunt"
Wild experiences with a guy who loves adventure as much as he loves wild animals. A television series with a goal...to explore the planet in search of the most fantastic wildlife and wildest adventures before they disappear.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Desert Speaks Desert Speaks, The

"Driest Desert In The World"
Hit the road on an adventure through this driest desert in the world. First, the Ballestas Islands for a look at the marine life. Marvel at a 600-foot geoglyph of a San Pedro cactus. Then ride through the desert town of Ica and a visit to Toro Muerto.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers

"The Churchill"
A voyage down the Churchill River is a journey through quintessential Canadian wilderness. The Churchill is actually a series of lakes connected by rapids and waterfalls in Northern Sakatchewan, a canoeist's paradise.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Les Miserables

The story of the fall and redemption of Jean Valjean, arrested for stealing some bread for his starving family. An ill-fated, student-led revolution makes for the mother of all climaxes for this beauty of a production.

8:10AM ET/7:10 C
InFocus

Paris' National Opera - Opera Bastille - Behind the scenes of William Tell, where the three months preceding opening night constituted a non-stop struggle to get every detail just right.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
HDNet This Month

August 2004 - Take a look at HDNet's weekly schedule with segments from the HDNet World Report, Higher Definition, Queens Supreme and Bikini Destinations: Wild Side. We highlight our live sports coverage with clips from Major League Soccer, the 2004 Champ Car World Series, the NASCAR Grand National Division, HDNet Boxing, and the Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship. HDNet This Month also gives you a sneak peak at the films you can see this month on HDNet Movies. HDNet is truly television like you've never seen before.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
NATPE Super Session: Highlights

Part 1 - Highlights from the panels Hit Seekers and Is Free TV Worth Saving?

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: John Landis - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with John Landis, director of Animal House and The Blues Brothers. Landis shares stories from three decades of movie-making, plus, he talks about his latest project, the documentary Slasher.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Nothing But Trailers

Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Across America

Democratic Convention Delegates - Politics by day, parties by night: Kandace Krueger mixes with the delegates at the Democratic National Convention in Boston.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
HDNet World Report

Wal-Mart: The Big Boy on the Block

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Smart Travels Europe

Europe's Getaways - 30 minutes outside of any city there lurks a get-away, a quiet spot to catch one's breath. This time we explore a few such magic places. We begin in Holland with visits to the windmills and canals. Then in the Bavarian Alps we breathe-in pristine Mittenwald, and in Austria a spectacular Baroque abbey. Finally in Tuscany, we go underground to ancient Etruscan tombs and we sample great wine at Castello Banfi.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Hollywood HD

Puma Party, Thunderbirds Are Go! Premiere - Find out what it really takes to be a soap star as General Hospital looks for its next heartthrob, and Ben Kingsley and his Thunderbirds are "go" on the red carpet.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Champ Car World Series on HDNet - LIVE!

Grand Prix of Road America Qualifying

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
LIVE! from Central Park SummerStage

Guster - Guster, the Boston based trio, has garnered critical and popular acclaim for its galvanizing live shows, near-constant touring and series of groundbreaking albums. Affirming the enduring virtues of solid songwriting, understated and openhearted performances, and a penchant for off-kilter moments of ecstatic inspiration Guster has earned a fervent national following.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Trans-Am Road Racing Series - LIVE!

Grand Prix of Road America

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
True Music

Toby Lightman, The Burden Brothers - Today on True Music you'll get even more music than usual! The two acts we selected were so good, we just couldn't cut them short. Host Katie Daryl talked with singer-songwriter Toby Lightman about her steller performance and new CD on Lava-Atlantic records. Plus, the killer rock band -The Burden Brothers are welcomed back to True Music... their lead singer (formerlly of The Toadies) has a voice none can compare to... you won't want to miss this show.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Get Out!

San Francisco - The City by the Bay... What more romantic city could our Get Out! hostess' experience than San Francisco? The bridges, the wharf, and the clubs. Come, Get Out! in style in the most beautiful city in the world!

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Boxing - Premiere

The Mohegan Sun Arena - The main event pits Nate Campbell against Bronx native "Tiger" Martinez. The co-feature of the night includes Aneudi Santos and Sam Reese. Santos is preparing to avenge his loss to Reese earlier in the year. Other fighters scheduled to appear include Anthony Mace, William Johnson, Deandre McCole and Ehinomen Ehikhamenor.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

John Elway, Donald Trump - Superbowl MVP John Elway's success is bittersweet. He discusses the loss of his father and sister as he celebrates the triumphant mark of his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Then business mogul and Apprentice personality, Donald Trump talks finance and fame with Roy Firestone.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Major League Soccer - LIVE!

D.C. United @ San Jose Earthquakes

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Trans-Am Road Racing Series

Grand Prix of Road America
Special Encore Presentation

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
HDNet Boxing

The Mohegan Sun Arena - The main event pits Nate Campbell against Bronx native "Tiger" Martinez. The co-feature of the night includes Aneudi Santos and Sam Reese. Santos is preparing to avenge his loss to Reese earlier in the year. Other fighters scheduled to appear include Anthony Mace, William Johnson, Deandre McCole and Ehinomen Ehikhamenor.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Bikini Destinations

Acapulco - Bikini Destinations touches down in the famous Mexican City of Acapulco. Join top Hawaiian Tropic Models as they experience the sensational nightlife, exotic beaches and the rush of La Quebrada cliff diving.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Get Out!

San Francisco - The City by the Bay... What more romantic city could our Get Out! hostess' experience than San Francisco? The bridges, the wharf, and the clubs. Come, Get Out! in style in the most beautiful city in the world!

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Still Surfin': Dick Dale at the Hard Rock Cafe

He was given the title "King of the Surf Guitar" by his fellow surfers, with whom he surfed from sun-up to sun-down. Dick Dale invented surf music in the 1950's and HDNet is proud to bring back the music of the surfers. Join Dick Dale as he plays some of his greatest tunes at the Hard Rock Cafe on a don't miss HDNet Concert Series presentation.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

John Elway, Donald Trump - Superbowl MVP John Elway's success is bittersweet. He discusses the loss of his father and sister as he celebrates the triumphant mark of his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Then business mogul and Apprentice personality, Donald Trump talks finance and fame with Roy Firestone.
 

 
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6:45AM ET/5:45 C
None But The Brave

NR - 1:45 - 1965
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands Director: Frank Sinatra
American troops agree to a temporary truce with Japanese soldiers when they are both stranded on an island.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Friendly Persuasion

NR - 2:17 - 1956
Cast: Gary Cooper, Dorothy McGuire, Anthony Perkins Director: William Wyler
In the midst of the Civil War, a Quaker family living in southern Indiana struggles to maintain their values and way of life.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Big Hand For The Little Lady

NR - 1:35 - 1966
Cast: Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards Director: Fielder Cook
A couple, headed out west, gets involved in a high stakes poker game. When the husband has a heart-attack, the wife must step in, unsure of how to play the game.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Daniel Baldwin Director: Simon Wincer
An ex-Rodeo cowboy and a drifter biker rob a corrupt bank in order to save an old friend's bar from being destroyed.

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
North Shore

PG - 1:34 - 1987
Cast: Matt Adler, Gregory Harrison, Nia Peeples Director: William Phelps
A mainland surfer from Arizona makes his way to Hawaii to surf the big waves.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Rough Magic

PG-13 - 1:44 - 1995
Cast: Bridget Fonda, Russell Crowe, Jim Broadbent Director: Clare Peploe
Following through with the dying wish of a magician, his apprentice travels to Mexico to find a secret serum that will enhance her talents.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Serpent and The Rainbow

R - 1:38 - 1988
Cast: Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae Director: Wes Craven
Based on the real-life experience of an anthropologist's visit to Haiti and his investigation into black magic and voodoo.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Night Falls on Manhattan

R - 1:53 - 1997
Cast: Andy Garcia, Ian Holm, James Gandolfini Director: Sidney Lument
A former cop is elected as District Attorney, and is chosen to lead the prosecution in a sensational New York trial, eventually uncovering a full-blown police scandal.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Network

R - 2:01 - 1976
Cast: Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch Director: Sidney Lumet
Satire about a TV network that exploits the mental breakdown of an ex-TV anchor.

12:05AM ET/11:05 C
Night Falls on Manhattan

R - 1:53 - 1997
Cast: Andy Garcia, Ian Holm, James Gandolfini Director: Sidney Lument
A former cop is elected as District Attorney, and is chosen to lead the prosecution in a sensational New York trial, eventually uncovering a full-blown police scandal.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Network

R - 2:01 - 1976
Cast: Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch Director: Sidney Lumet
Satire about a TV network that exploits the mental breakdown of an ex-TV anchor.

4:05AM ET/3:05 C
Serpent and The Rainbow

R - 1:38 - 1988
Cast: Bill Pullman, Cathy Tyson, Zakes Mokae Director: Wes Craven
Based on the real-life experience of an anthropologist's visit to Haiti and his investigation into black magic and voodoo.

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Final Analysis

R - 2:04 - 1992
Cast: Richard Gere, Kim Basinger, Uma Thurman Director: Phil Joanou
San Francisco psychiatrist gets involved with a patient's married sister, which leads to murder and deception.
 

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Down With Love

PG13 Time: 101  
A popular book about female empowerment catches the eye of a chauvinistic magazine writer who vows to expose the author as a traditional woman in this sex farce based on the Rock Hudson-Doris Day comedies of the 1950s and '60s. It's 1962 and Barbara Novak's bestseller Down With Love has rocketed up the charts with its shocking pronouncement that women can be leaders--in the boardroom and in the bedroom! Magazine cad Catcher Block has other ideas however...like seducing Barbara to prove she's really an "old school" girl at heart. But will love stand in the way of his sneaky game? 2003 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R)-winner Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain) and Ewan McGregor (Big Fish) star. Also with Sarah Paulson and David Hyde Pierce. Directed by Peyton Reed (Bring It On)

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Kiss Of Death

R Time: 100  
David Caruso stars in this "sleek, muscular thriller" (Ne

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Up Close & Personal

PG13 Time: 124  
A veteran reporter takes a chance on a bright, young novice and turns her into a TV news star in this romantic film. Tally Atwater (Pfeiffer) begins her reporting career as a weather woman at a local Miami station. But it isn't long before her boss, Warren Justice (Redford), notices her natural on-air talent and trains her to become a successful field correspondent. As Tally's ambitious career moves her to Philadelphia, Warren follows his young protege and falls in love with her behind the cameras. With Stockard Channing, Joe Mantegna, Kate Nelligan, Glenn Plummer and James Rebhorn. Directed by Jon Avnet, written by Joan Didion & John Gregory Dunne.

2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Volcano

PG13 Time: 103  
The coast is toast! Get ready for the year's biggest fireworks as a raging volcano erupts right in the middle of Los Angeles. The City of Angels is about to get its wings burned as fireballs erupt from the La Brea Tarpits and a river of lava heads down Wilshire Boulevard! Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche play the urban troubleshooter and the brilliant seismologist working to minimize the disaster.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Identity

R Time: 90  
A group of strangers are stranded at a remote motel where a maniac begins slaying them one by one in this pulse-pounding thriller with a dynamite twist. With torrential rains washing out roads and cell phone signals alike, the various characters--including a cop and the killer he's transporting--are forced to bed down for the night at a small Nevada motel. But when bodies begin turning up, it's up to the survivors to flush out the killer...and uncover the shocking revelation that connects them all. With John Cusack, Ray Liotta, Amanda Peet, John Hawkes, Alfred Molina, Clea DuVall, John C. McGinley and Rebecca De Mornay. Directed by James Mangold; screenplay by Michael Cooney.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Crimson Tide

R Time: 115  
Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington deliver gripping performances as a submarine commander and his top lieutenant who wind up in a mutinous standoff after disrupted communications appear to call off orders for a nuclear strike against Russia. "A '90s-style Caine Mutiny...a topical, and eerily credible, brink-of-disaster movie" (Hollywood Reporter). Also with Matt Craven, George Dzundza, Viggo Mortensen, James Gandolfini and Rick Schroder. Directed by Tony Scott.


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
X2

PG13 Time: 133  
An uneasy co-existence between humans and mutants threatens to explode in this powerful sequel based on Stan Lee's popular Marvel Comics series. After battling one another in the first film, bitter mutant enemies Professor Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and the imprisoned Magneto--who forever wants to destroy the humans--are forced to team up against a common human foe who has one simple plan: eradicate all mutants. Hugh Jackman returns as the formidable, volatile Wolverine, who discovers that his search for his past is irrevocably linked to the mutants' present enemy. Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Alan Cumming co-star. Directed by Bryan Singer; screenplay by Michael Dougherty, Dan Harris; story by Singer, David Hayter, Zak Penn.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
American Wedding

TVMA Time: 103  
He's sexually assaulted an apple pie, had a major erotic failure broadcast on the Internet, and even accidentally glued his hand to his private area. So walking down the aisle should be nothing for pastry-loving pariah Jason Biggs in this hysterical third film in the American Pie series, right? Not if Stifler (Seann William Scott) has anything to do with it! After proposing to band-camp bimbo Michelle, hapless Jim (Biggs) enlists help from his family and friends to prepare for the big day. Naturally, the twisted Stifler creates non-stop problems--including a stripper-strewn bachelor party--that leave Kevin, Finch and Jim's dad trying to keep the disaster to a minimum. Eugene Levy, Alyson Hannigan, Thomas Ian Nicholas and Eddie Kaye Thomas co-star. Directed by Jesse Dylan; screenplay by Adam Herz.

2:15AM ET/1:15 C
Identity

R Time: 90  
A group of strangers are stranded at a remote motel where a maniac begins slaying them one by one in this pulse-pounding thriller with a dynamite twist. With torrential rains washing out roads and cell phone signals alike, the various characters--including a cop and the killer he's transporting--are forced to bed down for the night at a small Nevada motel. But when bodies begin turning up, it's up to the survivors to flush out the killer...and uncover the shocking revelation that connects them all. With John Cusack, Ray Liotta, Amanda Peet, John Hawkes, Alfred Molina, Clea DuVall, John C. McGinley and Rebecca De Mornay. Directed by James Mangold; screenplay by Michael Cooney.

3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Drive

R Time: 99  
When a down-on-his-luck San Francisco writer is taken hostage by a man on the run, they find themselves on a wild ride to L.A., pursued by murderous thugs intent on eliminating them both. As they're ambushed, beaten and imprisoned, they realize that their only hope of survival is each other. Mark Dacascos and Kadeem Hardison play the odd-couple fugitives in this fast-paced action flick.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
American Wedding

TVMA Time: 103  
He's sexually assaulted an apple pie, had a major erotic failure broadcast on the Internet, and even accidentally glued his hand to his private area. So walking down the aisle should be nothing for pastry-loving pariah Jason Biggs in this hysterical third film in the American Pie series, right? Not if Stifler (Seann William Scott) has anything to do with it! After proposing to band-camp bimbo Michelle, hapless Jim (Biggs) enlists help from his family and friends to prepare for the big day. Naturally, the twisted Stifler creates non-stop problems--including a stripper-strewn bachelor party--that leave Kevin, Finch and Jim's dad trying to keep the disaster to a minimum. Eugene Levy, Alyson Hannigan, Thomas Ian Nicholas and Eddie Kaye Thomas co-star. Directed by Jesse Dylan; screenplay by Adam Herz.
 

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Malibu's Most Wanted

PG13 Time: 86
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a. "B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills among the i

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Stealing Home

PG13 Time: 97
A struggling professional baseball player is forced to confront his past after the suicide of a childhood friend. "Mark Harmon is flinty, tough and engaging" (Hollywood Reporter) in this bittersweet romantic drama as the man whose memories may hold the key to his future. With Jodie Foster, Harold Ramis, Blair Brown and Jonathan Silverman.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
The Mighty Ducks

PG Time: 103
A former ice-hockey ace turned arrogant lawyer must coach a clumsy team of misfits in this comedy. When high and mighty lawyer Gordon Bombay is arrested on DUI charges, he's forced into a community service project--coaching ice-hockey to a team of sloppy, unskilled kids who lose annually to their crosstown rivals, The Hawks. Although initially apathetic, the competition-driven Gordon warms up to his players and with new equipment, new recruits and a new name--The Ducks--the ragtag team may have their first shot to settle an old score. Starring Emilio Estevez, Joss Ackland, Lane Smith, Heidi Kling, Josef Sommer and Joshua Jackson. Screenplay by Steven Brill and directed by Stephen Herek.

2:15PM ET/1:15 C
D3 The Mighty Ducks

PG Time: 103
The championship-winning Ducks are back and enrolled in a prep school with a prestigious hockey program and pretentious student body in this sequel. Fresh off their success in the Junior Goodwill Games, the Ducks are given full scholarships to Eden Hall Academy--a snooty private school with a winning hockey team. But the environment changes also bring a strict new coach who places an emphasis on solid defense, and a wealthy student body composed of arrogant varsity players who have little love for their underclassmen counterparts. When the losses start outnumbering their wins, the team must get their quack back as they face off against the varsity team or risk losing their prep-school scholarships. Starring Emilio Estevez, Jeffrey Nordling, Heidi Kling and Joss Ackland. Directed by Robert Lieberman, story by Kenneth Johnson and Jim Burnstein, screenplay by Steven Brill and Jim Burnstein.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Malibu's Most Wanted

PG13 Time: 86
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a. "B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills among the i

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

PG Time: 142
Ten years after the events of Episode I--The Phantom Menace, George Lucas's epic Star Wars series continues! With Queen Padme Amidala (now a Senator) under death threats, it's up to Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi and his rebellious teen apprentice Anakin Skywalker to keep her safe. But while Obi-Wan investigates the source of the threats and a rumored clone army, the dark side within Anakin begins to awaken--while he is simultaneously pulled toward a passionate, but forbidden romance with Padme. Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Frank Oz, Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee star. (C) 2003 Lucasfilm Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Seabiscuit

PG13 Time: 140
It was the greatest underdog story every told--and it would grip the hearts of a nation at a time when it was needed the most. Written for the screen and directed by Gary Ross, this inspiring drama tells the story of a horse whom no one in their right mind would gamble on...and the three men who rode him to the top. Based on Laura Hillenbrand's bestseller Seabiscuit: An American Legend, the film chronicles the astonishing Depression-era story from the perspective of an undersized longshot thoroughbred who caught the eyes of three human underdogs: owner Charles Howard, trainer Tom Smith and jockey Red Pollard. Tobey Maguire, Jeff Bridges and Oscar(R)-winner Chris Cooper (2002's Adaptation) star as the trio. Also with Elizabeth Banks, Gary Stevens and William H. Macy.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Six Feet Under 46: The Dare

TVMA Time: 56
Ruth goes on a fossil hunt with George, and digs up Sarah and Bettina. Claire focuses her talents on Edie; Federico tries to unload on Sophia; Vanessa does some part-time detective work; Keith goes "out" to a bar with his co-workers; David drowns his stress; Nate dares Brenda to be honest with Joe, and receives some relationship advice himself.

12:55AM ET/11:55 C
New Jack City

R Time: 100
Nobody knows the mean streets of Harlem like drug czar Nino Brown; nobody, that is, except Detective Stone. Brown's crack kingdom is ripping Harlem apart, but Stone's out to destroy this "new jack" gangster--and he's got three street-smart cops behind him! Mario Van Peebles stars in and directs this "straight-from-the-front-pages-big-city cop drama" (Hollywood Reporter). With Ice-T.

2:40AM ET/1:40 C
Adrenalin Fear The Rush

R Time: 76
Christopher Lambert (The Highlander films) and Natasha Henstridge (Species) team up in the year 2007 as cops on the hunt for a deranged and deformed killer who carries a virus capable of wiping out the entire human race. Also with Norbert Weisser, Elizabeth Barondes, Craig Davis and Xavier Declie. Written and directed by Albert Pyun.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Seabiscuit

PG13 Time: 140
It was the greatest underdog story every told--and it would grip the hearts of a nation at a time when it was needed the most. Written for the screen and directed by Gary Ross, this inspiring drama tells the story of a horse whom no one in their right mind would gamble on...and the three men who rode him to the top. Based on Laura Hillenbrand's bestseller Seabiscuit: An American Legend, the film chronicles the astonishing Depression-era story from the perspective of an undersized longshot thoroughbred who caught the eyes of three human underdogs: owner Charles Howard, trainer Tom Smith and jockey Red Pollard. Tobey Maguire, Jeff Bridges and Oscar(R)-winner Chris Cooper (2002's Adaptation) star as the trio. Also with Elizabeth Banks, Gary Stevens and William H. Macy.


 

7:05AM ET/6:05 C
The Inkwell

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 53m
Set in the year 1976, in an all-black neighborhood in an otherwise all-white New England village, director Matty Rich's ("Straight Out of Brooklyn") sophomore effort is the story of a troubled teen's transformation over the course of one long, eventful summer. Larenz Tate, Joe Morton, Suzzanne Douglas, Glynn Turman, Vanessa Bell-Calloway, Adrienne Joi-Johnson, Morris Chestnut, Jada Pinkett and Duane Martin head the cast.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
What's Cooking?

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 50m
Gurinder Chadha ("Bhaji on the Beach," "Bend It Like Beckham") wrote and directed this multicultural ensemble drama that examines the crises unfolding in four ethnically diverse households, while sumptuous feasts are prepared for the Thanksgiving holiday. Dennis Haysbert, Alfre Woodard, Douglas Spain, Mercedes Ruehl, Kyra Sedgwick, Julianna Margulies and Joan Chen star.



11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Rock My World

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 47m
Strapped for cash, an English lord and lady (Peter O'Toole and Joan Plowright) act as hired servants for a rock band that temporarily occupies their stately countryside manor in this culture-clash comedy that costars Alicia Silverstone ("Clueless'), Jaimz Woolvett, Martin Clune and Lochlyn Munro. Also known as "Global Heresy."

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 35m
No Description Available.

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 40m
Super-spy siblings Carmen and Juni (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) are back to rid the world of another villainous menace in this sci-fi action sequel from writer/director Robert Rodriguez ("El Mariachi"). This time, the Cortez kids - now official government agents - are assigned to find and stop the nefarious energy-sapping plans of Romero (Steve Buscemi), a mad scientist whose tropical island lair is populated with mutant experiments-gone-awry. Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor costar.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
K-19: The Widowmaker

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 19m
Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson star in this gripping, fact-based action drama about the crew of a crippled Russian submarine - the communist country's first nuclear vessel, and one that's nearing a meltdown that could spark a worldwide conflagration at the height of the Cold War. Kathryn Bigelow ("Near Dark") directed this taut thriller costarring Peter Sarsgaard and Joss Ackland.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
The Distinguished Gentleman

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 53m
Eddie Murphy heads for Washington D.C. as a con man who fast-talks his way into a congressional seat but finds that representing the public isn't all about power, money and fame. Lane Smith, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Joe Don Baker, Victoria Rowell, Grant Shaud, Kevin McCarthy and Charles S. Dutton costar in this capitol comedy.


4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 25m
No Description Available.

5:25AM ET/4:25 C
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 40m
Super-spy siblings Carmen and Juni (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) are back to rid the world of another villainous menace in this sci-fi action sequel from writer/director Robert Rodriguez ("El Mariachi"). This time, the Cortez kids - now official government agents - are assigned to find and stop the nefarious energy-sapping plans of Romero (Steve Buscemi), a mad scientist whose tropical island lair is populated with mutant experiments-gone-awry. Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor costar.

 

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
Krippendorf's Tribe

Tastelessly entertaining story of renowned anthropology professor who, having spent a grant for personal expenses, has to invent a remote South Pacific tribe with the help of his family and an eager grad student.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Austin Powers In Goldmember

Mike Myers returns as both Austin Power and Dr. Evil in this third installment of the series featuring the international man of leisure and part time hero of the free world.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Trial And Error

Michael Richards brings disorder to the court as an actor stuck impersonating a lawyer.

6:45PM ET/5:45 C
About Schmidt

A new retiree has to face the death of his wife and his daughter's impending marriage to a loser. Starring Jack Nicholson.

10:45PM ET/9:45 C
Austin Powers In Goldmember

Mike Myers returns as both Austin Power and Dr. Evil in this third installment of the series featuring the international man of leisure and part time hero of the free world.
 

6:45AM ET/5:45 C
The Curse Of The Pink Panther

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 51m
When the legendary Inspector Clouseau disappears, it's up to his equally bumbling New York colleague Clifton Sleigh (Ted Wass) to track the French detective down in this comedy from longtime "Pink Panther" director Blake Edwards. Robert Wagner, Herbert Lom, Capucine, Harvey Korman, Roger Moore and Denise Crosby costar in this broadly funny farce.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Hero

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 59m
Petty thief Bernie Laplante (Dustin Hoffman) is enraged when handsome, homeless war veteran John Bubber (Andy Garcia) fakes being the anonymous hero that saved dozens of victims in an airplane crash. John is soon a media darling who's making the heart of a pretty TV reporter (Geena Davis) do flip flops, but will Bernie come out from his rock and expose the truth? This all-star satire from director Stephen Frears ("High Fidelity") costars Joan Cusack, Chevy Chase, Tom Arnold and Stephen Tobolowsky.

10:45AM ET/9:45 C
Dancer, Texas-Pop.81

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 38m
Anyone who grew up in a small American town and yearned to escape will find much to enjoy in Texas-born writer-director Tim McCanlies's witty audience pleaser. Four 11-year-old friends make a vow to leave their tiny West Texas town of Dancer once they graduate high school. When the day finally arrives, the townsfolk watch and make bets on whether they will stick by their words. For his directorial debut, McCanlies was blessed with talented ensemble acting from his four leads (Breckin Meyer, Ethan Embry, Peter Facinelli and Eddie Mills).

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Hey Arnold! The Movie

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 16m
Nickelodeon's popular hero with the football-shaped head gets his very own feature film with this animated family adventure that finds Arnold and his friends trying to stop a crooked developer from ruining their neighborhood, with the help of a superhero and a shadowy inside source. Featuring the voices of Paul Sorvino, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Christopher Lloyd.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Curse Of The Pink Panther

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 51m
When the legendary Inspector Clouseau disappears, it's up to his equally bumbling New York colleague Clifton Sleigh (Ted Wass) to track the French detective down in this comedy from longtime "Pink Panther" director Blake Edwards. Robert Wagner, Herbert Lom, Capucine, Harvey Korman, Roger Moore and Denise Crosby costar in this broadly funny farce.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Hero

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 59m
Petty thief Bernie Laplante (Dustin Hoffman) is enraged when handsome, homeless war veteran John Bubber (Andy Garcia) fakes being the anonymous hero that saved dozens of victims in an airplane crash. John is soon a media darling who's making the heart of a pretty TV reporter (Geena Davis) do flip flops, but will Bernie come out from his rock and expose the truth? This all-star satire from director Stephen Frears ("High Fidelity") costars Joan Cusack, Chevy Chase, Tom Arnold and Stephen Tobolowsky.

6:10PM ET/5:10 C
Dancer, Texas-Pop.81

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 38m
Anyone who grew up in a small American town and yearned to escape will find much to enjoy in Texas-born writer-director Tim McCanlies's witty audience pleaser. Four 11-year-old friends make a vow to leave their tiny West Texas town of Dancer once they graduate high school. When the day finally arrives, the townsfolk watch and make bets on whether they will stick by their words. For his directorial debut, McCanlies was blessed with talented ensemble acting from his four leads (Breckin Meyer, Ethan Embry, Peter Facinelli and Eddie Mills).

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Possessed

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VL 1h 51m
Timothy Dalton stars in this true story of Father Bill Bowdern, a Jesuit priest struggling with World War II-induced post traumatic stress disorder when he's called upon to perform an exorcism on a tormented young boy (Jonathan Malen) in 1950s St. Louis. Despite the misgivings of his monsignor (Christopher Plummer) and his best friend (Henry Czerny), Father Bill proceeds with the controversial ceremony, one that could exorcise his own demons as well. Piper Laurie costars.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Roger Dodger

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 46m
Campbell Scott and Jesse Eisenberg star as a slick, New York make-out artist and his naive nephew in this "smart, sophisticated" ("Washington Post") coming-of-age comedy, filmmaker Dylan Kidd's feature debut. While visiting Manhattan to look over some colleges, 16-year-old Nick (Eisenberg) checks in with his uncle Roger (Scott) to glean some secrets from a supposed master of the dating game. What follows is an astute, occasionally cynical and fiercely observant look at two American men, whose actions define their essential character.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Smoke

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 53m
No Description Available.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Possessed

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VL 1h 51m
Timothy Dalton stars in this true story of Father Bill Bowdern, a Jesuit priest struggling with World War II-induced post traumatic stress disorder when he's called upon to perform an exorcism on a tormented young boy (Jonathan Malen) in 1950s St. Louis. Despite the misgivings of his monsignor (Christopher Plummer) and his best friend (Henry Czerny), Father Bill proceeds with the controversial ceremony, one that could exorcise his own demons as well. Piper Laurie costars.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Dancer, Texas-Pop.81

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 38m
Anyone who grew up in a small American town and yearned to escape will find much to enjoy in Texas-born writer-director Tim McCanlies's witty audience pleaser. Four 11-year-old friends make a vow to leave their tiny West Texas town of Dancer once they graduate high school. When the day finally arrives, the townsfolk watch and make bets on whether they will stick by their words. For his directorial debut, McCanlies was blessed with talented ensemble acting from his four leads (Breckin Meyer, Ethan Embry, Peter Facinelli and Eddie Mills).


 

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