HD Programming Guide for Wednesday, August 11, 2004

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11,  2004
 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Michael's Tribe"
When Michael decides to be the Indian Chief for Kady's friends for their Indian Princess sleepover, he ends up planning a trap to keep Claire from breaking curfew to go to a rave with Tony.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
My Wife and Kids

"Jury Duty"
Michael and Jay end up serving together on the same jury, but Michael, a big fan of "The Godfather" movies, suspects a man (Steve Schirripa) he meets is part of the Mafia and wants Michael to find the defendant innocent -- or else.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Drew Carey Show

"No Booze For Drew"
Drew promises to stop drinking while Kellie is pregnant, since she can't imbibe -- but it's easier said than done, especially with Lewis and Oswald as friends. Meanwhile, Mimi becomes fixated on the handsome new messenger (guest star Reichen Lehmkuhl) and invents any excuse to have a package delivered.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
The Drew Carey Show

"Drew's Best Friend"
Kellie, feeling sorry for the lonely couple who just moved in next door, insists that Drew make friends with the husband (guest star French Stewart), but her plan backfires when Drew's new best friend won't give him a moment's peace.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The King Of Queens

"Precedent Nixin'"
Carrie’s attempt to set a precedent with the accommodations arrangements backfires when they visit Doug’s parents in Florida.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
The King Of Queens

"Thanks Man"
Carrie’s attempt to set a precedent with the accommodations arrangements backfires when they visit Doug’s parents in Florida.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Law & Order

"Veteran's Day"
When a highly confrontational peace activist is found strangled to death, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) investigate the homicide, discovering that in his final hours the victim was involved in several verbal disputes with police and a local armed forces veteran - Dan Silva (guest star TBD). However, when their investigation uncovers a previous confrontation between the victim and Silva, the detectives believe the homicide to be linked to the veteran's hatred over the victim's beliefs, which he felt were anti-American. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.Epatha Merkerson also star.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order

"Vendetta"
When the most hated Yankee's fan in New York is stabbed to death at a local dive bar, Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) search for a suspect believing the killer to be a vengeful baseball fan. However, when their prime suspect turns out to be a recently released convict who had been serving a twenty year sentence for a murder he did not commit, the detectives adopt a new theory on the motive for this murder. Sam Waterston, Elisabeth Rohm, Fred Thompson and S.Epatha Merkerson also star.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Pj Harvey

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Smallville

"Asylum"
Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) teams up with three krypto-villains to lure Clark (Tom Welling) to the hospital to enlist his help in escaping after he hears that Lionel (John Glover) has requested Lex be given electroshock therapy to erase his memory. However, the plan goes awry when the villains double-cross Lex and use kryptonite to steal Clark's powers. Meanwhile, Lana (Kristin Kreuk) meets a mysterious new stranger (Ian Somerhalder, Rules of Attraction) in the hospital.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Smallville

"Whisper"
Attempting to stop a robbery, Clark (Tom Welling) is temporarily blinded when he shoots off a burst of heat vision that is reflected back into his eyes by a piece of kryptonite. He soon realizes that his body has developed super-hearing to compensate for his lack of sight. However, as it was in the beginning with his other gifts, Clark doesn't quite have his new power under control.

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UPCONVERSIONS STRETCHED

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Secrets Of Ancient China

Explores facets of ancient China - The Great Wall, The Forbidden City Palace, The Temple of Heaven and others - that continue to play a part in the cultural and tourist makeup of this vast country.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Golf Escapes

"Episode 6: Golden Horseshoe Golf Club - Colonial Williamsburg"
No Description Available.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Best Of The Back Country (alberta)"
Today's skier wants something more than a double-black diamond run at the usual ski hill. If you can do it on snow, you can do it in the backcountry. G backcountry snow mobiling, snow boarding and skiing.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Over America

Experience a spectacular visual travelogue on the beauty and grandeur that is America. From the Northwest, to the historic Atlantic, New England, painted deserts of the Southwest and the vast Midwest including the extreme contrasts of Alaska and Hawaii.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Road Trip

"Boston - Montreal"
Steven and Tina wind their way from New England into Canada, beginning in Boston with stops at the historic landmarks along Freedom Trail. After snow tubing in New Hampshire and dog sledding in Vermont, they race cars on the ice in Montreal.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Inside The Vatican

Explore the inner workings of the Vatican and gain an overview of its history, governance, architecture and restoration projects. Follow 3 American deacons attending College at the Vatican as they share their thoughts about their future as priests.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Wild Nights

"A Night In The Savannah"
On the Savannah, the animals savor the moment when the temperature falls and the sky ceases to be blinding. Soon, another world will appear which we call night. State of the art imaging and lighting technology open a world of undisturbed animal behavior.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Corinna & Vince"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Sentenced To Style"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Island In The Sun"
New Yorker Craig never imagined that one day he'd be living in Miami. Two years ago, Craig and his wife Drew packed up their worldly possessions and headed south after Drew got a great job offer. Drew wants to surprise him with an all-new master bedroom.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Dream Homes"
Dreamy, thoughtful, whimsical abodes including Clement Côté in Quebec, a railroad car-turned houseboat in California, and the 'Cosmic Muffin,' also a houseboat that, in a former life, flew eccentric millionaire Howard Hughes hither, thither and yon.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Rough Riders"
Watch as former stuntman Vaughn Schafer has broken world speed records on his motorized skateboard. Extreme mountain biker Ryan Leech blasts down BC's mountainsides and speed freak Terry Nish raises the 'bar' with his high-speed electric bar stool.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Golf Escapes

"Episode 6: Golden Horseshoe Golf Club - Colonial Williamsburg"
No Description Available.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Best Of The Back Country (alberta)"
Today's skier wants something more than a double-black diamond run at the usual ski hill. If you can do it on snow, you can do it in the backcountry. G backcountry snow mobiling, snow boarding and skiing.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Over America

Experience a spectacular visual travelogue on the beauty and grandeur that is America. From the Northwest, to the historic Atlantic, New England, painted deserts of the Southwest and the vast Midwest including the extreme contrasts of Alaska and Hawaii.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Road Trip

"Boston - Montreal"
Steven and Tina wind their way from New England into Canada, beginning in Boston with stops at the historic landmarks along Freedom Trail. After snow tubing in New Hampshire and dog sledding in Vermont, they race cars on the ice in Montreal.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Jesus In The Himalayas

Explore a popular legend of the Indian subcontinent, namely that Jesus spent part of his life travelling through the Himalayas. Anthropologist Jeff Salz re-traces the journey allegedly made by Jesus.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Valley Of The T-rex

Travel along with the most famous paleontologist in the world, "Jack" Horner, as he continues in his search for the lost world of the most famous dinosaur of all time. His research indicates that the T-Rex might not have been a predator after all.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig

An oil rig is a monster extreme machine. Thousands of tons of steel are welded together to form a platform on legs above the sea. Underneath, a gigantic pump plunges through the water, penetrating the earth's crust to extract a valuable resource, oil.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Monster Garage

"Monster Trucks"
No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
American Chopper

"Episode 36"
No Description Available.

11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig

An oil rig is a monster extreme machine. Thousands of tons of steel are welded together to form a platform on legs above the sea. Underneath, a gigantic pump plunges through the water, penetrating the earth's crust to extract a valuable resource, oil.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Monster Garage

"Monster Trucks"
No Description Available.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
American Chopper

"Episode 36"
No Description Available.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Extreme Machines: Oil Rig

An oil rig is a monster extreme machine. Thousands of tons of steel are welded together to form a platform on legs above the sea. Underneath, a gigantic pump plunges through the water, penetrating the earth's crust to extract a valuable resource, oil.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Monster Garage

"Monster Trucks"
No Description Available.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
American Chopper

"Episode 36"
No Description Available.
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
First Monday

Family Secrets - The Justices debate on the 1st Amendment & National Security. When a book is published that could hurt National Security information. Ellie wants the book published so she can learn how her dad died.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere

The Witness - The Germans plan to show Hogan their "ultimate weapon," hoping this will make Hogan persuade the Allies to surrender.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Love and Money

Puff the Magic Sister - Finn delivers news that a mysterious young man has been breaking into all the apartments and stealing knicknacks. Though all signs point to it, Nicholas and Effie don't think for a minute that it might be Nicky -- until Kiki Farrington visits to spell it out for them.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
That's Life

Nomads - Lydia has the worst week on record when her car breaks down, her apartment is robbed, and she must struggle with a psychology paper; Jackie looks forward to her first date with Professor Leski.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition

Maia Morgenstern, Nathanel Kahn - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky and Actress Maia Morgenstern discuss her role in The Passion of the Christ; and Nathaniel Kahn talks about searching for a father in his Oscar nominated documentary, My Architect.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD

Collateral Premiere, Sunset and Vine - Tom Cruise thrills fans on the red carpet of Collateral and if you ever wanted to live in Hollywood we'll show you the hottest spot in town -- Sunset and Vine.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America

Undiscovered Arches, Gospel Choir, Tree Sculptures - Across America transcends the everyday realm with explorers searching for undiscovered arches; a booming Tennessee gospel choir; and artists who carve sculptures out of fallen trees.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
InFocus

El Camino - This chronicle of pilgrimages across the Iberian Peninsula presents travelers with the rare chance to distance themselves from daily problems and gain a fresh perspective on the real meaning of their lives. It is a visual testimony of people's efforts to overcome the anxieties of modern mankind.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

Richmond Schools - Fighting Back on Budget Cuts - World Report cameras visit California to look at the problem of underfunded schools. Parents in the Richmond school district are doing everything they can to improve their schools in the face of serious state budget cuts. The students, however, are the ones who will suffer now and in the future.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

America: Hiding Out for Safety - World Report cameras look at a very unusual concept and product. During the Cold War, personal bomb shelters became popular as a way to "survive the big blast." Now, following the attack of 9/11, people are once again looking at the shelters as a way to protect themselves.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Designing America

Possum Kingdom, Pets, and Perfectly Wonderful Junk! - This show will take you from a Western-style dream home on a lake to a traditional suburban dream home with a backyard twist. Gather great tips for those with a flea market obsession and see how one man's pet portrait is another person's prized possession.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

The Atari's, Seven Story Drop - This week on True Music, pop rock sensation The Atari's headline the show and perform their national hit song "In My Diary". Also, Seven Story Drop gives HDNet an exclusive look at their very first acoustic concert! Finally, you don't want to miss the true rock sound of Altered.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere

Klink vs. the Gonculator - Carter constructs a rabbit trap so complicated that it's mistaken for a secret electronic device by Col. Klink.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Fugitive

Thanatos - Kimble captures the One-Armed Man and brings him to Chicago. But as Gerard prepares to make a long-awaited arrest, tragedy occurs.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
InFocus

Red Bull Hangar 7 - Taurus Rubens - The flight theater Taurus Rubens was a breathtaking highlight at the opening of the Hangar-7, Hubert Lepka's theater for airplanes. In Taurus Rubens, people and machines took on the roles of the Greek mythological heroes as Harriers, Draken, and Eurofighter Typhoon jets and Blackhawk helicopters were all part of the show. The spectacle turned the sky above Salzburg, Austria into the stage for a sensational performance that thrilled 10,000 visitors.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
InFocus

Furano: Life in Hokkaido's Frozen Forest - Where temperatures fall so low that even the trees can freeze and explode, the flora and fauna of a certain forest in Japan's northernmost island of Hokkaido have evolved clever and curious ways to survive the cold.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Eye For an Eye

The Bum Roomate - A family's roommate skips out owing them back rent.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Hotlines

Extreme Encounters - Extended - A special episode jam packed with unbelievable encounters from some of the most beautiful and dangerous creatures on earth. Species of all shapes and sizes come out to play as the Hotlines crew finds themselves face to face with constant adventure!

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

Charles Barkley - As a 5 time All-star, League MVP, and member of the 1992 Olympic "Dream Team" Charles Barkley knows basketball, but that's not all he knows. His recent autobiography, I May be Wrong, But I Doubt it, sums up the tenacious attitude he brings to life off the court. With zeal, Barkley breaks down the current era of the NBA, the Olympics and the Presidential election.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Champ Car World Series on HDNet

Grand Prix of Road America
Special Encore Presentation

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Greetings from Tucson - Premiere

Family Honor

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship - Premiere

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Champ Car World Series on HDNet

Grand Prix of Road America

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Molson Cup 9-Ball Championship

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division

Had - Cole visits a Death Row inmate to eliminate any possibility of an 11th-hour appeal from the man who murdered his former partner. Cole reluctantly pursues leads that could exonerate the condemned man.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Odyssey 5

Rage - A series of murders draws the Odyssey 5 to a small town where the water supply is being poisoned by the Sentients.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
The Newsroom

One of Us - George hires a temp from an old established WASP family thinking that connections will pay off. They don't. George pays.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
An American in Canada

Back to the Good Ole USA - Jake is heading back to Phoenix for a vacation and a job offer. Is he coming back?

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
What About Joan

You Can't Go Home Again - Ruby begins dating Joan's ex, Justin, which doesn't sit well with Joan. Meanwhile, Jake and Steinie plan one final visit to their favorite childhood hangout before it is demolished.

 

 
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6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Midnight In St. Petersburg

R - 1:29 - 1997
Cast: Michael Caine, Michelle Rene Thomas, Jason Connery Director: Doug Jackson
Michael Caine reprises his role as a British secret agent hunting down terrorists with stolen plutonium.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
The Wager

NR - 1:27 - 2003
Cast: Chris Devlin, Kristine Alexandria, Burt Young Director: Sigur-Bjorn
An independent producer bets a studio boss he can make a movie in three days.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Daniel Baldwin Director: Simon Wincer
An ex-Rodeo cowboy and a drifter biker rob a corrupt bank in order to save an old friend's bar from being destroyed.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
None But The Brave

NR - 1:45 - 1965
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Clint Walker, Tommy Sands Director: Frank Sinatra
American troops agree to a temporary truce with Japanese soldiers when they are both stranded on an island.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Point Blank

NR - 1:32 - 1967
Cast: Lee Marvin, Angie Dickinson, Keenan Wynn Director: John Boorman
A man who was shot and believed to be dead by his mobster friend and unfaithful wife, returns to get revenge on the criminal organization.

2:35PM ET/1:35 C
Midnight In St. Petersburg

R - 1:29 - 1997
Cast: Michael Caine, Michelle Rene Thomas, Jason Connery Director: Doug Jackson
Michael Caine reprises his role as a British secret agent hunting down terrorists with stolen plutonium.

4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Distant Thunder

R - 1:54 - 1988
Cast: Ralph Macchio, John Lithgow, Kerrie Keane Director: Rick Rosenthal
After abandoning his family 10 years earlier, a troubled Vietnam Vet and his estranged son reunite.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Daniel Baldwin Director: Simon Wincer
An ex-Rodeo cowboy and a drifter biker rob a corrupt bank in order to save an old friend's bar from being destroyed.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wild Rovers

PG - 2:10 - 1971
Cast: William Holden, Ryan O'Neal, Karl Malden Director: Blake Edwards
An aging cowboy goes on a bank robbing-spree with a younger cowboy.

10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Duck You Sucker (aka A Fistful of Dynamite)

PG - 2:37 - 1971
Cast: James Coburn, Rod Steiger, Maria Monti Director: Sergio Leone
Spaghetti western about a Mexican peasant thief and an Irish explosives expert, who team up to rob a bank during the Mexican Revolution.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Wild Rovers

PG - 2:10 - 1971
Cast: William Holden, Ryan O'Neal, Karl Malden Director: Blake Edwards
An aging cowboy goes on a bank robbing-spree with a younger cowboy.

3:10AM ET/2:10 C
Duck You Sucker (aka A Fistful of Dynamite)

PG - 2:37 - 1971
Cast: James Coburn, Rod Steiger, Maria Monti Director: Sergio Leone
Spaghetti western about a Mexican peasant thief and an Irish explosives expert, who team up to rob a bank during the Mexican Revolution.

5:50AM ET/4:50 C
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

R - 1:40 - 1991
Cast: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Daniel Baldwin Director: Simon Wincer
An ex-Rodeo cowboy and a drifter biker rob a corrupt bank in order to save an old friend's bar from being destroyed.
 

9:15AM ET/8:15 C
I Spy

PG13 Time: 96  
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson team up as the classic mismatched spy duo who must retrieve a valuable stolen aircraft from an international felon in this comical remake of the hit TV show. Murphy and Wilson reprise the roles made famous by Bill Cosby and Robert Culp as the international espionage partners who pursue global villains for the U.S. government. When the President reports a vital U.S. Stealth plane called the Switchblade stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy), a suave boxing champ, is paired with Alex Scott (Wilson) a socially awkward, but bright government agent to find the criminals and recover the high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke Janssen and Malcolm McDowell. Directed by Betty Thomas; based on a story by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley; screenplay by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Jay Scherick & David Ronn.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Down With Love

PG13 Time: 101  
A popular book about female empowerment catches the eye of a chauvinistic magazine writer who vows to expose the author as a traditional woman in this sex farce based on the Rock Hudson-Doris Day comedies of the 1950s and '60s. It's 1962 and Barbara Novak's bestseller Down With Love has rocketed up the charts with its shocking pronouncement that women can be leaders--in the boardroom and in the bedroom! Magazine cad Catcher Block has other ideas however...like seducing Barbara to prove she's really an "old school" girl at heart. But will love stand in the way of his sneaky game? 2003 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R)-winner Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain) and Ewan McGregor (Big Fish) star. Also with Sarah Paulson and David Hyde Pierce. Directed by Peyton Reed (Bring It On)

12:45PM ET/11:45 C
American Wedding

TVMA Time: 103  
He's sexually assaulted an apple pie, had a major erotic failure broadcast on the Internet, and even accidentally glued his hand to his private area. So walking down the aisle should be nothing for pastry-loving pariah Jason Biggs in this hysterical third film in the American Pie series, right? Not if Stifler (Seann William Scott) has anything to do with it! After proposing to band-camp bimbo Michelle, hapless Jim (Biggs) enlists help from his family and friends to prepare for the big day. Naturally, the twisted Stifler creates non-stop problems--including a stripper-strewn bachelor party--that leave Kevin, Finch and Jim's dad trying to keep the disaster to a minimum. Eugene Levy, Alyson Hannigan, Thomas Ian Nicholas and Eddie Kaye Thomas co-star. Directed by Jesse Dylan; screenplay by Adam Herz.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Biker Boyz

PG13 Time: 110  
Burning rubber is the name of the game in this "adrenaline spiked and action packed" (New York Daily News) thriller about a champion motorcycle racer who faces the challenge of a fearless young upstart. Laurence Fishburne stars as Smoke, the leader of an underground bike club whose upscale members participate in illegal races. Derek Luke, who shined in Denzel Washington's Antwone Fisher, plays Kid, a fiery youth who has racing in his blood and a desire to torch Smoke on the strip...despite a shocking secret that links the pair together. Orlando Jones, Djimon Hounsou, Lisa Bonet, Brendan Fehr, Larenz Tate and Kid Rock co-star. Directed by Reggie Rock Bythewood, written by Craig Fernandez and Reggie Rock Bythewood.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Ghost Ship

R Time: 90  
The crew of a salvage boat thinks their ship has finally come in after they claim an abandoned ocean liner in international waters--until they discover it's a floating house of horrors! On board the empty vessel, the salvagers discover a treasure trove of gold, but strange visions begin to plague them, and when their own boat is mysteriously destroyed, they find themselves stranded on the open sea with the bloodthirsty spirits of a bygone era. Gabriel Byrne, Julianna Margulies (TV's E.R.), Ron Eldard, Desmond Harrington and Isaiah Washington star. Directed by Steve Beck.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Crimson Tide

R Time: 115  
Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington deliver gripping performances as a submarine commander and his top lieutenant who wind up in a mutinous standoff after disrupted communications appear to call off orders for a nuclear strike against Russia. "A '90s-style Caine Mutiny...a topical, and eerily credible, brink-of-disaster movie" (Hollywood Reporter). Also with Matt Craven, George Dzundza, Viggo Mortensen, James Gandolfini and Rick Schroder. Directed by Tony Scott.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Le Divorce

PG13 Time: 117  
An American girl crosses the Atlantic to visit her pregnant Parisian stepsister whose husband has just left her in this French comedy. Kate Hudson stars as Isabel Walker, a California native who sets off to Paris to visit her half-sister Roxeanne (Naomi Watts) and her family. But upon her arrival, Isabel learns that Roxeanne's husband has left her for another woman while she is pregnant with their second child. As Roxeanne deals with her anguish and pregnancy pains, Isabel flirts about Paris and finds a lover in the City of Lights--the uncle of Roxeanne's soon-to-be-ex-husband! With Jean-Marc Barr, Leslie Caron, Stockard Channing, Glenn Close, Romain Duris and Stephen Fry. Screenplay by Ruth Prawer Jhabvala and James Ivory based on the novel by Diane Johnson. Directed by James Ivory.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
American Wedding

TVMA Time: 103  
He's sexually assaulted an apple pie, had a major erotic failure broadcast on the Internet, and even accidentally glued his hand to his private area. So walking down the aisle should be nothing for pastry-loving pariah Jason Biggs in this hysterical third film in the American Pie series, right? Not if Stifler (Seann William Scott) has anything to do with it! After proposing to band-camp bimbo Michelle, hapless Jim (Biggs) enlists help from his family and friends to prepare for the big day. Naturally, the twisted Stifler creates non-stop problems--including a stripper-strewn bachelor party--that leave Kevin, Finch and Jim's dad trying to keep the disaster to a minimum. Eugene Levy, Alyson Hannigan, Thomas Ian Nicholas and Eddie Kaye Thomas co-star. Directed by Jesse Dylan; screenplay by Adam Herz.

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
Auto Focus

R Time: 105  
The startling rise and fall of television actor Bob Crane is detailed in all of its sordid, pornographic detail in this darkly satirical story of sex addiction. Greg Kinnear delivers a "creepy, brilliant performance" (Roger Ebert) as the Hogan's Heroes star whose incessant desire for sex is fueled by his newfound stardom as well as his friendship with an electronics salesman (Willem Dafoe) who provides Crane with all the latest video products--as well as a pal to join him on his swinging conquests. "Strangely wonderful and weirdly touching (L.A. Times). Also with Rita Wilson, Maria Bello and Ron Leibman. Directed by Paul Schrader (Taxi Driver); ba

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
House Of 1,000 Corpses

R Time: 88  
Director Rob Zombie's shocking homage to '70s-era horror films finds four young travelers trapped in a house of horrors with a family of murderous miscreants. It's Halloween eve, 1977, and the fright-loving foursome of tourists find themselves at a horror theme park known as Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. When the clownish Captain Spaulding reveals that the town's most ferocious maniac, Dr. Satan, was executed nearby, it's too much for the group to resist. But their search for the landmark leaves them stranded at an eerie old mansion whose homicidal residents have a habit of leaving their visitors resting...six feet under! Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black and Chris Hardwick star.
 

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Ice Age

PG Time: 81
A trio of migrating mammals put the good times on ice while attempting to return a human baby to its tribe in this ultra-cool 2002 Academy Award(R) nominee for Best Animated Feature. Set during the onset of the Ice Age, the film follows Manfred the woolly mammoth and Sid the Sloth, two dwellers on the brink of extinction whose discovery of a misplaced child launches them on a mission to bring the baby home. They are joined by a saber-toothed tiger named Diego who vows to help the duo as they encounter various challenges along the way (deadly dodos!), but who hides a much more bloodthirsty agenda. Voice cast includes Ray Romano, John Leguizamo

9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Steel

PG13 Time: 97
Basketball star Shaquille O'Neal scores big-time as the champion of might and right in the neighborhood. With a heart of gold, a vest of steel and an ironclad stash of secret weapons, he's out to wipe up the seamier side of L.A.--and that means every terrorist, gangster, punk and sleazebag on the block. Based on the popular D.C. Comics(R) superhero. With Annabeth Gish, Richard Roundtree, Judd Nelson.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Club Paradise

PG13 Time: 95
Normalcy takes a holiday when Robin Williams opens up a Caribbean resort! All comedy heck breaks loose as Williams and reggae star Jimmy Cliff try to turn a seedy hotel into a tropical Eden. The plumbing's a joke, guests vanish without a trace and the locals are plotting an uprising. And then things start to get really wild! The off-the-wall cast boasts Peter O'Toole as the pompous island governor, Twiggy as Robin's lady friend and Rick Moranis as a randy nerd.

12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Stealing Home

PG13 Time: 97
A struggling professional baseball player is forced to confront his past after the suicide of a childhood friend. "Mark Harmon is flinty, tough and engaging" (Hollywood Reporter) in this bittersweet romantic drama as the man whose memories may hold the key to his future. With Jodie Foster, Harold Ramis, Blair Brown and Jonathan Silverman.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Ice Age

PG Time: 81
A trio of migrating mammals put the good times on ice while attempting to return a human baby to its tribe in this ultra-cool 2002 Academy Award(R) nominee for Best Animated Feature. Set during the onset of the Ice Age, the film follows Manfred the woolly mammoth and Sid the Sloth, two dwellers on the brink of extinction whose discovery of a misplaced child launches them on a mission to bring the baby home. They are joined by a saber-toothed tiger named Diego who vows to help the duo as they encounter various challenges along the way (deadly dodos!), but who hides a much more bloodthirsty agenda. Voice cast includes Ray Romano, John Leguizamo

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
"Noises Off..."

PG13 Time: 103
A group of American thespians travel across the country to bring their play to the Broadway stage in this comedy. An all-star cast stars in this film about a theater troupe that takes its production of "Nothing On" to the road with hopes of perfecting it to Broadway standards. But a series of off-stage romantic interludes, demanding divas and lack of organization bring comedy chaos to the cast and crew. Starring Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Denholm Elliott, Julie Hagerty, Marilu Henner, Christopher Reeve, John Ritter and Nicollette Sheridan. Screenplay by Marty Kaplan based on the play by Michael Frayn. Directed by Peter Bodganovich (The Last Picture Show).

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
White Oleander

PG13 Time: 109
Alison Lohman stars as a teenage girl bounced through the foster care system during her mother's incarceration for murder in this moving drama. Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) poisons her lover and is sent to prison while her daughter Astrid (Lohman) is forced into the state's foster care program. Shuffled through various foster parents including a born-again Christian, a former B-movie star and an eccentric Russian, Astrid is forced to grow up quickly in several families while she also attempts to keep her mother in her life. Based on the novel by Janet Fitch. Co-starring Robin Wright Penn and Renee Zellweger. Directed by Peter Kosminsky.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Six Feet Under 47: Coming And Going

TVMA Time: 52
Nate and Brenda take Maya on a train ride, getting caught in their tracks when they go a little too far. Meanwhile, David tries to "sex-orcise" his demons; Keith straightens out a conflict of interest; Federico starts sleeping on the job; Ruth schools George when he treads on her garden; Vanessa and Angelica take some female matters into their own hands; and Claire enjoys "dancing" with Edie--as a spectator sport.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Road To Perdition

R Time: 117
"Sons are put on the Earth to trouble their fathers," growls Paul Newman as mob boss John Rooney. Set in 1931 Illinois, this compelling period gangster film from Oscar(R)-winning director Sam Mendes (American Beauty) focuses on the various father-son relationships that collapse amidst the violence of mob life. Tom Hanks stars as Michael Sullivan, a coldly intelligent enforcer whose father-figure boss Rooney is forced to order Sullivan's death--thanks to the tragic actions of Rooney's own uncontrollable son. With an assassin on his tail who likes to photograph corpses, Sullivan takes his surviving son on the run...while formulating a plan to avenge the brutal slayings of his wife and youngest boy. Jennifer Jason Leigh and Stanley Tucci co-star in this adaptation of the graphic novel by Max Allan Collins and Richard Piers Rayner. Screenplay by David Self.

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
Confidence

R Time: 97
"A stylish, compelling crime caper full of smoothly navigated plot twists" (Variety). Ed Burns stars as Jake Vig, a cocky con man who agrees to pull off a scam for a big-time swindler (Dustin Hoffman) known as the King after he accidentally treads on the man's turf. Joined by his usual partners in addition to a pair of crooked cops, one of the King's henchmen and a sexy brunette (Rachel Weisz) with a penchant for picking pockets, Jake artfully sets up a seemingly impossible job: to lift a huge amount of cash from a sleazy banker with mob connections. Andy Garcia co-stars as a cop on Jake's trail. Also with Paul Giamatti (American Splendor), Donal Logue and Luis Guzman. Directed by James Foley; screenplay by Doug Jung.
 

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Car 54, Where Are You?

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 29m
Officers Muldoon (John C. McGinley) and Toody (David Johansen) are back in this slapstick comedy that updates the classic 1961 TV sitcom to present-day Brooklyn, where the bungling boys in blue attempt to protect a mob witness...who is promptly left in the trunk of a stolen car. Fran Drescher, Rosie O'Donnell, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy Piven and series veterans Nipsey Russell and "Grampa" Al Lewis costar in this farcical lampoon.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Fatal Instinct

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
From "Fatal Attraction" and "Double Indemnity" to "Night of the Hunter" and "Basic Instinct," director Carl Reiner's outrageous spoof of everything from controversial cop thrillers to film noir favorites is a joke-a-minute jamboree of slapstick and verbal volleys. Armand Assante, Sherilyn Fenn, Kate Nelligan and Sean Young top the familiar cast, which also includes Christopher MacDonald, James Remar, Tony Randall, Clarence Clemmons and Eartha Kitt.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Joe's Apartment

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 21m
A fresh-faced kid from Iowa (Jerry O'Connell) shares a squalid New York City apartment with singing and dancing cockroaches, who advise the young man on matters of life and love. Megan Ward and Robert Vaughn costar in this fantasy.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Home Of Our Own, A (1993)

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 45m
A struggling single mom (Kathy Bates) moves herself and her six children from Los Angeles to Idaho where they find a place to live with the aid of a kindly Asian farmer (Soon-Teck Oh). Director Tony Bill's period drama also stars Edward Furlong, Tony Campisi, Clarissa Lassig, Sarah Schaub, Miles Feulner and Amy Sakasitz.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
The Favor

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 38m
Bored with her marriage, a wife (Harley Jane Kozak) asks her best friend (Elizabeth McGovern) to look up and sleep with an old high-school beau so that she can experience the affair vicariously. Needless to say, things don't work out quite as planned in this romantic comedy costarring Brad Pitt, Bill Pullman, Ken Wahl, Larry Miller and Holland Taylor.

7:15PM ET/6:15 C
Evelyn

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 35m
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5:50AM ET/4:50 C
The Favor

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 38m
Bored with her marriage, a wife (Harley Jane Kozak) asks her best friend (Elizabeth McGovern) to look up and sleep with an old high-school beau so that she can experience the affair vicariously. Needless to say, things don't work out quite as planned in this romantic comedy costarring Brad Pitt, Bill Pullman, Ken Wahl, Larry Miller and Holland Taylor.
 

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Austin Powers In Goldmember

Mike Myers returns as both Austin Power and Dr. Evil in this third installment of the series featuring the international man of leisure and part time hero of the free world.

7:20PM ET/6:20 C
Austin Powers In Goldmember

Mike Myers returns as both Austin Power and Dr. Evil in this third installment of the series featuring the international man of leisure and part time hero of the free world.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Blade II

Blade the Daywalker teams up with his sworn enemy The Bloodpack to hunt down a more deadly form of vampire.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
The Puppet Masters

A security agent (Donald Sutherland) discovers that aliens are taking over the bodies of Iowa inhabitants.
 

6:55AM ET/5:55 C
Clean Slate

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 47m
Every day means a brand new start for amnesiac private eye Maurice Pogue (Dana Carvey) after a head injury causes him to awaken each morning with no memory of the past. That's no memory, zero. And seeing as Pogue's both a murder witness and a current target of Mafia hit men, every day also means a brand new batch of comic confusion. Valeria Golino, James Earl Jones, Kevin Pollak, Michael Murphy, Michael Gambon, Olivia D'Abo and a dog named Barkley costar in this "unforgettable" comedy.

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Flash Gordon

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 52m
Featuring a memorable pop score from the rock band Queen and a refreshingly hip, tongue-in-cheek sense of the absurd, this bombastic adaptation of the classic sci-fi comic strip stars Sam J. Jones as the titular hero, a square-jawed, blonde football star who becomes the "savior of the universe" when he takes on the evil interstellar despot Emperor Ming (Max von Sydow). Melody Anderson and Topol costar with Timothy Dalton and Brian Blessed in this charmingly high-camp action-adventure in outer space.

10:45AM ET/9:45 C
Avalon

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 2h 8m
Director Barry Levinson's poignant, semi-autobiographical drama focuses on the rise of the Krichinsky family, Maryland immigrants that go from rags to riches over the course of three generations - but lose their traditional values and even their ethnic name. Aidan Quinn, Elizabeth Perkins, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Joan Plowright and Elijah Wood star in this compelling companion piece to Levinson's other Baltimore-set films "Diner" and "Tin Men."

12:55AM ET/11:55 C
Clifford

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
He's funny, he's obnoxious, he's Martin Short, and he's ten years old. Ten years old? That's right, ten years old, and he's out to turn his weary uncle's (Charles Grodin) life upside-down. Kid's stuff gets a whole new meaning in this rather unusual comedy effort. Mary Steenburgen, Dabney Coleman, G.D. Spradlin, Anne Jeffreys, Richard Kind, Jennifer Savidge and Ben Savage costar.

4:10PM ET/3:10 C
Flash Gordon

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 52m
Featuring a memorable pop score from the rock band Queen and a refreshingly hip, tongue-in-cheek sense of the absurd, this bombastic adaptation of the classic sci-fi comic strip stars Sam J. Jones as the titular hero, a square-jawed, blonde football star who becomes the "savior of the universe" when he takes on the evil interstellar despot Emperor Ming (Max von Sydow). Melody Anderson and Topol costar with Timothy Dalton and Brian Blessed in this charmingly high-camp action-adventure in outer space.

6:05PM ET/5:05 C
Clean Slate

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 47m
Every day means a brand new start for amnesiac private eye Maurice Pogue (Dana Carvey) after a head injury causes him to awaken each morning with no memory of the past. That's no memory, zero. And seeing as Pogue's both a murder witness and a current target of Mafia hit men, every day also means a brand new batch of comic confusion. Valeria Golino, James Earl Jones, Kevin Pollak, Michael Murphy, Michael Gambon, Olivia D'Abo and a dog named Barkley costar in this "unforgettable" comedy.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Clifford

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
He's funny, he's obnoxious, he's Martin Short, and he's ten years old. Ten years old? That's right, ten years old, and he's out to turn his weary uncle's (Charles Grodin) life upside-down. Kid's stuff gets a whole new meaning in this rather unusual comedy effort. Mary Steenburgen, Dabney Coleman, G.D. Spradlin, Anne Jeffreys, Richard Kind, Jennifer Savidge and Ben Savage costar.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Igby Goes Down

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 38m
Writer/director Burr Steers' critically acclaimed comedy-drama stars Kieran Culkin as the titular Igby Slocumb, a 17-year-old prep school dropout who struggles to avoid being pulled into the intellectually and spiritually vapid world of his privileged but dysfunctional Manhattan family. Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Susan Sarandon, Claire Danes, Amanda Peet, Ryan Phillippe and Jared Harris costar in this "Catcher in the Rye"-style independent charmer.

11:15PM ET/10:15 C
Gorky Park

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
R 2h 9m
A fascinating murder mystery set in the Soviet Union, headlining William Hurt as a Russian cop investigating the discovery of three bodies found in Gorky Park. Lee Marvin, Brian Dennehy, Ian Bannen and Joanna Pacula costar.

5:15AM ET/4:15 C
Avalon

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 2h 8m
Director Barry Levinson's poignant, semi-autobiographical drama focuses on the rise of the Krichinsky family, Maryland immigrants that go from rags to riches over the course of three generations - but lose their traditional values and even their ethnic name. Aidan Quinn, Elizabeth Perkins, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Joan Plowright and Elijah Wood star in this compelling companion piece to Levinson's other Baltimore-set films "Diner" and "Tin Men."

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