Summary

HDTV owners expressed sharp frustration with NBC's handling of the 2004 Athens Olympics in high definition, citing a 24-hour broadcast delay, repeated SD Sony commercials, and looped content as signs that NBC and Sony treated HDTV viewers as second-class. Viewers on DirecTV, Dish Network, and VOOM received the same substandard feed as over-the-air audiences, with some Dish Network subscribers blacked out entirely.

Source document circa 2004 preserved as-is

 




MONDAY, AUGUST 16,  2004

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The comments so far received about the NBC coverage of the Olympics are unforgiving. Most of the veteran HDTV owners think its a pretty cheap presentation from a huge media company to people who have plunked down hard earned cash for HDTV. The one day delay is particularly grating. High level criticism of the picture has resulted from this and other "failings". It is a clear warning to the signal providers that HDTV viewing is a special thing to the owners and to let them down is to disinvite them to your party.

COMMENTS:

The opening ceremonies telecast was worse than I could have imagined.  Several segments were repeated in error.  The commercial (the same Sony SD spot over and over again) was run over parts of the delayed broadcast yet 10 minutes of fill was necessary at the end of the telecast (which was a 2 minute travel loop run 4 times).

 Both NBC and Sony have no respect for the HDTV viewer.

__Anonymous executive from the television industry

Why a 24 hour delay  They must pick up the cameras at the time of the event live  - so why delay the HD broadcast?

This is another NBC and Sony dumb idea that HDTV is a second class designation.  I do not think that people who paid $3000 or more for a TV would want the football games to be 24 hours delayed So why the Olympics.

_Steve Chapman

I agree with all the disgruntled viewers about the effort NBC put forth providing the Olympics in HD.  And, oh, by the way.  Sony, if I already didn't have a Sony hi def tuner, I wouldn't buy another Sony product.  Your commercial proved to me you don't know anything about high definition television and the ability to provide quality HDTV products, including the commercials that promote them.  Yeah, I agree, it is nice to get ANY high definition coverage of the Olympics, but as one viewer said "NBC really screwed it up"!  Maybe the Super Bowl has a chance.

 _J. Noah

Huntington, WV

Just in case anyone cares.  What we get on DirecTV, Dishnetwork and VOOM is
the same junk the public is getting OTA.

If you can't get it in HD don't worry.  You got analog to watch.  At least
that is what NBC is saying to me.  I don't watch analog unless I actually
have to so I don't watch NBC.


_Ed Romain
Magnolia Travel Center

Those who can get delayed coverage of the Olympics in HD are better off than I am.  I am one of those who have had their coverage blacked out entirely by Dishnetwork.  I wrote to them to find out why and I have not received an answer.  I sent an e-mail to our local NBC affiliate and they said they had nothing to do with it.  Do you know why?  I live in Jefferson City, MO.  I also noticed that all those getting the coverage are in large cities.

_Richard Nagel

They did the loop during the 2002 winter Olympics and that was fine......once.  Now I am used to
watching non-delayed live sports coverage and I expect to see it all the time anything is done in
HD.  Never did NBC think it would be better for new adopters, only cheaper.

_Hugh C.
As I watched the opening ceremonies last night this came to mind...

Having the olympics looped is a positive for the new owner of an HDTV. No
recorder required, just flip to the channel and there is some HD content on
your screen. If looked at this way all of this makes perfect sense to
promote HDTV.

It was also a positive to this old hat.

I have been too busy to keep up but took a break last night to see what I
could catch. I fired up my Zenith HDR230 and put it on time shift and went
to dinner so when I returned I would be able to watch this from the
beginning. That worked really great until about 3 hours into it the Zenith
glitched making the audio go dead. No matter what button I pushed I could
not resolve this. The only way to get it back was to turn the unit off which
would kill the process and it did and the audio started working again, ARGH.
If it were not for the loop I would not have been able to return about an
hour later and pick up live where my recording died.

And that commercial... Good God! For that last hour I had to watch it rather
than skip over it. And to add insult to injury they went to a break and
returned repeating 15 minutes of the show while I was forced to watch it
live... again...

_Richard

 

 


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
ABC Monday Movie of the Week: Jurassic Park III


Anxious to fund research for his new theory of velociraptor intelligence, renowned paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) is persuaded by a wealthy adventurer (William H. Macy) and his wife (Tea Leoni) to accompany them on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna. This infamous island has become both a primordial breeding ground for John Hammond's magnificent creations and a magnet for thrill-seekers eager to encounter them. When a tragic accident maroons the party of seven, Grant discovers the true reason his deceptive hosts have invited him along.

                        


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Still Standing


"Still Stressing""
In order to pay for a tutor to help him study for the PSAT, a stressed-out Brian takes a job with Bill and runs circles around his father and his slothful co-workers. Meanwhile, Linda uses Lauren to nab a divorcee with a son.


8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Yes, Dear

"Kim and Gordon"
Kim takes on the challenge of remodeling the living room fireplace without Greg. But when she hires a contractor who screws up the project, everyone is surprised to see how Kim can take control.


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond


"The Contractor"
When Ray hires his contractor friend Gianni to replace their kitchen stove, Gianni’s laziness winds up giving Debra a slow burn.


9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men


"Phase One, Complete"
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie’s one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.


10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"Extreme"
No Description Available.

  

 


8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven


"Angel"
The Camdens grow concerned that an unusually joyful Annie (Catherine Hicks) isn't dealing with her true emotions following the death of her father, but the happiness proves to be infectious as it soon spreads through the family and all over town. Meanwhile, Eric (Stephen Collins) tries to convince an unhappy Chandler (Jeremy London) that he should consider adoption, which leads to a meeting with a lawyer (guest star Randy Spelling, Malibu Shores).


9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Summerland


"Yummy Mummy"
Without her partner Susannah (Merrin Dungey), Ava (Lori Loughlin) has a hard time finding the self-assurance to run a successful fashion business and likewise, finds it difficult to muster the confidence to take her relationship with Simon (guest star Jay Harrington) to the next level. Meanwhile, Jay (Ryan Kwanen) helps Bradin (Jesse McCartney) with his surfing techniques to help him get on the Playa Linda High Surf Team.

 

 

 

NO HDTV TONIGHT



 

 

 

 

UPCONVERSIONS STRETCHED

 

 

  

MORNING  
6:00am Boohbah
The Bed
6:30am Boohbah
7:00am Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks
Good Neighbor
7:30am Clifford's Puppy Days
The Monster in 3B /Cat-tastrophe
8:00am Nature
Ravens
9:00am Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
10:00am Ocean Wilds
Sperm Whale Oasis
11:00am Nature
Ravens
AFTERNOON 
noon Ayers Rock, A 'Naked Planet' Special
1:00pm The Dead Sea: A 'Naked Planet' Special
The Dead Sea
2:00pm Niagara Falls, A 'Naked Planet' Special
3:00pm Ocean Wilds
Realm of the Killer Whales
4:00pm Ocean Wilds
Sperm Whale Oasis
5:00pm Great Museums
5:30pm Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
EVENING  
6:00pm Smart Gardening
6:30pm Tracks Ahead
7:00pm The Desert Speaks
7:30pm Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
8:00pm Buffalo's Houses of Worship
9:00pm History Detectives
Episode 7 - Ventriloquist Dummy, Witch's House, Poems
10:00pm Nature
Ravens
LATE NIGHT  
11:00pm Buffalo's Houses of Worship
midnight History Detectives
Episode 7 - Ventriloquist Dummy, Witch's House, Poems
1:00am Nature
Ravens
2:00am Great Museums
2:30am Chefs A' Field: Culinary Adventures That Begin On The Farm
3:00am Smart Gardening
3:30am Tracks Ahead
4:00am The Desert Speaks
4:30am Smart Travels - Europe With Rudy Maxa
5:00am Digital TV: A Cringely Crash Course
5:30am The Desert Speaks
Lilies of the Desert

 

 

 
6:00 AM The West Wing
305 - War Crimes
7:00 AM Don Giovanni: Mozart
9:45 AM Schubert: La Harpe Enchantee
10:30 AM Schubert - Anne Sofie von Otter Lieder
11:30 AM Music in High Places
Goo Goo Dolls: Alaska
12:30 PM Claudio Abbado, Maurizio Pollini - Choral Fantasy
2:00 PM The West Wing
305 - War Crimes
3:00 PM Don Giovanni: Mozart
5:45 PM Schubert: La Harpe Enchantee
6:30 PM Schubert - Anne Sofie von Otter Lieder
7:30 PM Music in High Places
Goo Goo Dolls: Alaska
8:30 PM Claudio Abbado, Maurizio Pollini - Choral Fantasy
10:00 PM The West Wing
305 - War Crimes
11:00 PM Don Giovanni: Mozart
1:45 AM Schubert: La Harpe Enchantee
2:30 AM Schubert - Anne Sofie von Otter Lieder
3:30 AM Music in High Places
Goo Goo Dolls: Alaska
4:30 AM Claudio Abbado, Maurizio Pollini - Choral Fantasy

 


 



6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Books

"Arabian Nights"
Arabian Nights is hymn to storytelling, a vast compendium of tales of wonder, adventure, eroticism and romance. It tells of its origins, its translations and communicates the delight in storytelling which is at the heart of the book.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Med Air


"Orbis - Survival Flight"
The ORBIS DC-10 is a one-of-a-kind flying eye hospital dedicated to restoring the sight of citizens in Tanzania. In the U.S., unique custom designed helicopters have been turned into intensive care wards in the sky.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Big

"Popcorn"
Witness the fabrication of an antique style popcorn popper and popcorn box. The complete popcorn popper reaches 23 ft in height, 10 ft in width and 8 ft in depth. BIG's larger than life host Frank Payne makes three field trips to get all the popcorn ingre

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor


"Murder Weapons"
Weapons are the hallmark of violent crimes, tools designed to harm or kill. Blood spatter, explosive residue, ballistics and trauma wounds tell their story. Join crime scene investigators for the techniques used to track and identify these devices.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
City Slickers


Find out how the penguin and human populations of South Africa share limited coastal resources with minimal friction. The clean-up of the area’s largest oil spill in history evoked an unprecedented outpouring of affection between these unlikely partners.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story


"Marni & Praveen"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story


"Ringside Revealed"
Pro-wrestlers and best friends, Michele and Valerie, are down for the count when it comes to fashion. They usually wear halter-tops, spandex, sweatpants and sweatshirts. These tomboys are ready to shock their friends with a feminine style.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design


"Pillar Of Strength"
Pam and Karen are sisters and best friends who live three blocks from each other. Pam's husband, Chris, died suddenly seven years ago. Karen wants to help boost Pam's spirits with a special bedroom makeover.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Hign 'n Dry"
Sometimes a different perspective on life makes all the difference. A family in Florida has battled city hall for years to keep their tree house. A woman has carved an unusual home for herself in the Granite Gap Map. And home that resembles a flying UFO.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels


"Born To Be Weird"
Does the driver make the car weird or does the car make the driver weird? The Leopard Lady of Seattle and the owner of the Cow Car in Maryland might be able to answer that question. And a Canadian couple help their daughter connect with her inner weirdo.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Med Air

"Orbis - Survival Flight"
The ORBIS DC-10 is a one-of-a-kind flying eye hospital dedicated to restoring the sight of citizens in Tanzania. In the U.S., unique custom designed helicopters have been turned into intensive care wards in the sky.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Big

"Popcorn"
Witness the fabrication of an antique style popcorn popper and popcorn box. The complete popcorn popper reaches 23 ft in height, 10 ft in width and 8 ft in depth. BIG's larger than life host Frank Payne makes three field trips to get all the popcorn ingre

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
F2: Forensic Factor


"Murder Weapons"
Weapons are the hallmark of violent crimes, tools designed to harm or kill. Blood spatter, explosive residue, ballistics and trauma wounds tell their story. Join crime scene investigators for the techniques used to track and identify these devices.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Dinosaur Planet

"Pod's Travels"
Pod is alone in the world after his sisters die in a tidal wave that sweeps him out to sea. After landing on an island populated with dwarf-sized dinosaurs, Pod discovers that he's become the apex predator. But, Pod learns it's lonely at the top.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Beauty Of Snakes, The


Despite their fearsome reputation snakes are some of the most beautiful and fascinating of all creatures. Celebrate some of the world’s most spectacular snakes from the majestic King Cobra to the tiny thread snake to the desert horned viper.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Baby Human


"To Belong"
Explore the early attachment between mother and child as well as the baby human's expanding relationships with other family members, caregivers and peers until they eventually develop an awareness of self and the social world around them.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces


"Episode 55: Illinois - County Road"
No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Art Of Tattoo

Tattooing is an ancient art, found among traditional cultures all over the globe. Now it's become a ritual for a whole new generation. Get under the skin of devoted tattoo lovers who often go to extremes for their passion.

11:00PM ET/12:00 C
The Baby Human


"To Belong"
Explore the early attachment between mother and child as well as the baby human's expanding relationships with other family members, caregivers and peers until they eventually develop an awareness of self and the social world around them.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 55: Illinois - County Road"
No Description Available.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Art Of Tattoo

Tattooing is an ancient art, found among traditional cultures all over the globe. Now it's become a ritual for a whole new generation. Get under the skin of devoted tattoo lovers who often go to extremes for their passion.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Conquistadors

"Inca Rebellion"
Learn how Francisco Pizarro and his group of Spaniards conquered The Incas and discover why this brutal invasion led to a massive rebellion and changed the destiny of a continent.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
The Baby Human


"To Belong"
Explore the early attachment between mother and child as well as the baby human's expanding relationships with other family members, caregivers and peers until they eventually develop an awareness of self and the social world around them.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces


"Episode 55: Illinois - County Road"
No Description Available.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Art Of Tattoo

Tattooing is an ancient art, found among traditional cultures all over the globe. Now it's become a ritual for a whole new generation. Get under the skin of devoted tattoo lovers who often go to extremes for their passion.

 


7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody


PG
Runtime: 1:28

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Discoveries...America: Alabama

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: The Emerald Isle

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Democratic National Convention In Review

TV-G
Runtime: 0:25

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
In Theaters

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
World Team Tennis 07/14/04

NR
Runtime: 3:00

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Discoveries...America: Alabama

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Fuel & Fury 2

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Rustlers' Rhapsody

PG
Runtime: 1:28

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
In Theaters

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
MLB: 08/16 Oakland @ Baltimore

NR
Runtime: 3:30

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Democratic National Convention In Review

TV-G
Runtime: 0:25

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Best of the Best 2


R
Runtime: 1:41

12:45AM ET/11:45 C
Back in the U.S.S.R.


R
Runtime: 1:30

2:15AM ET/1:15 C
Venus Bikini Photo Shoot

TV-14
Runtime: 0:30

2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Nike Training Camp #9 (Coach: R. Comely)

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:23

3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Over Philadelphia

TV-G
Runtime: 0:50

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
World Team Tennis 07/14/04


NR
Runtime: 3:00



 

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Bible

TV-PG
Runtime: 2:54

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
INHD to the MAX #13

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:30

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Laura McKenzie's Traveler: Italian Country

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Elvis Meets Nixon

PG-13
Runtime: 1:43

1:45PM ET/12:45 C
Love Me Tender

TV-14
Runtime: 1:30

3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Ocean Oasis (IMAX)

TV-G
Runtime: 0:40

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Discoveries...Ireland: The Emerald Isle

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
In Theaters

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
INHD to the MAX #13

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:30

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Sea Forest

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #12: Azoth the Avenger

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Laura McKenzie's Traveler: Naples

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Royal Links #5

TV-G
Runtime: 0:25

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
World Team Tennis 07/14/04

NR
Runtime: 3:00

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Twilight Zone #21: Future Trade

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:21

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
INHD to the MAX #13

TV-PG
Runtime: 1:30

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Laura McKenzie's Traveler: Naples

TV-G
Runtime: 0:28

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Love Me Tender

TV-14
Runtime: 1:30

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Elvis Meets Nixon

PG-13
Runtime: 1:43

5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Ocean Oasis (IMAX)


TV-G
Runtime: 0:40

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Order In


TV-G
Runtime: 0:30
 


 



6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Wolf Lake


Soup to Nuts - Kanin imagines Ruby seducing him. She tells him that they are two of a kind and he sees himself half-transformed in the mirror. Willard and Vivian share a quiet moment and a dance.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere


The Gasoline War - Hogan and his men are determined to eliminate a new Nazi gasoline refueling station installed at Stalag 13.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Love and Money

Everybody Doesn't Love Eamon - At Molly's, Eamon runs into an old rival of his, Stupak, who has mocked him ever since he screwed up royally on the hockey field. Allison attempts to patch things up between them, but only manages to exacerbate the situation.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
That's Life


Or What's a Heaven For? - To Dolly's dismay, Frank quits his job at the tollbooth without consulting her; Lydia tries to help J.T. get his G.E.D, despite his resistance; Victor proposes to Jackie.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition

David Carradine, Laura Harring - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks to David Carradine about his role as Bill in Kill Bill: Vol. 2 and Laura Harring joins us from The Punisher.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD


Puma Party, Thunderbirds Are Go! Premiere - Find out what it really takes to be a soap star as General Hospital looks for its next heartthrob, and Ben Kingsley and his Thunderbirds are "go" on the red carpet.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America

Sturgis - See what happens when half a million Harley Davidson riders take over a small town in South Dakota, at the annual Sturgis motorcycle rally. Needless to say, it's one big party.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
InFocus


Paris' National Opera - Opera Bastille - Behind the scenes of William Tell, where the three months preceding opening night constituted a non-stop struggle to get every detail just right.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

Boston: A Review of the Kerry Convention

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

America: Hiding Out for Safety - World Report cameras look at a very unusual concept and product. During the Cold War, personal bomb shelters became popular as a way to "survive the big blast." Now, following the attack of 9/11, people are once again looking at the shelters as a way to protect themselves.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Designing America

Paris in Springtime! - Tour Time travels to Paris, a 1950's bungalow turns into a modern "land loft", meet a wrought iron artist, and experience a media room makeover!

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Kings X, Southern Affair - Kings X has been playing for over 25 years, and after several radio hits, MTV videos and being ranked in the top 100 rock bands of all time, the band finally performs for True Music. Also on this week's episode is the southern rock sound of Southern Affair. And if you enjoy the melodic sound of Coldplay, then you will surely enjoy the sound and energy produced by Mur.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes - Premiere

The Return of Major Bonacelli - An Italian agent goes along with a daring plan to photograph a new Nazi anti-aircraft installation.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
In-Laws

The Mattress Kings - After their squeaky mattress puts their sex-life on display, Matt and Alex want a new bed and are talked into going to the "Mattress King" by Victor - which leads to a male struggle for dominance as both of the men in Alex' life try to prove their superiority through a mattress purchase.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Philly

Pilot - Kathleen's partner has a nervous breakdown and she is forced to handle all of her cases, one which includes a suspected thief who turns out to be a murderer.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet


Mohegan Sun 150, Watkins Glen
Special Encore Presentation

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
LIVE! from Central Park SummerStage

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's - Yeah Yeah Yeah's formed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, two-and-a-half years ago when Karen O (vocals) and Nick Zinner (guitar) stumbled upon one another in a New York bar. They wrote some pretty acoustic folk songs together before the lightening bolt realization struck that they could, conceivably, be the best rock-n-roll, art-punk, disco-sleaze whatever-you-wanna-call-it band in the city.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report


Coastal America: High Seas Security - World Report cameras travel off the East coast of the United States with the U.S. Coast Guard. The latest effort to ensure Homeland Security involves the Coast Guard intercepting ships headed for the United States, and boarding them to make sure they have nothing on board that threatens the safety of the country.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere

Phantom Pain - After Susan is arrested for Mel's murder, Vinnie refuses McPike's order to pull out of the Profitt case, because Susan, who has seemingly lost her grip on reality, has told him she is pregnant with his child.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe


Second Episode - When yet another person is assigned to Andy's office, he seeks solace with his new frat rat neighbors.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Eye For an Eye - Premiere

He's a Poodle - A neglected poodle is the reason a feuding gay couple is at court.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations - Premiere


Wild Side: Ft. Lauderdale/Acapulco - The premier episode of Bikini Destination's Wild Side puts you right in the thick of spring break. Take in Ft. Lauderdale, South Beach Miami, Acapulco and more on this non-stop after-hours adventure with hosts Art Mann and Jennifer Brown.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone - Premiere


Jack McKeon, Dontrelle Willis - Roy talks with Florida Marlins Manager Jack McKeon and Pitcher Dontrelle Willis. McKeon managed the Florida Marlins to a World Series Victory over the New York Yankees in 2003. As the National League's Rookie of the year, Willis posted a 14-6 record during the Marlins' championship campaign.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy


Phantom Pain - After Susan is arrested for Mel's murder, Vinnie refuses McPike's order to pull out of the Profitt case, because Susan, who has seemingly lost her grip on reality, has told him she is pregnant with his child.


12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Second Episode - When yet another person is assigned to Andy's office, he seeks solace with his new frat rat neighbors.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Eye For an Eye


He's a Poodle - A neglected poodle is the reason a feuding gay couple is at court.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations

Wild Side: Ft. Lauderdale/Acapulco - The premier episode of Bikini Destination's Wild Side puts you right in the thick of spring break. Take in Ft. Lauderdale, South Beach Miami, Acapulco and more on this non-stop after-hours adventure with hosts Art Mann and Jennifer Brown.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

Jack McKeon, Dontrelle Willis - Roy talks with Florida Marlins Manager Jack McKeon and Pitcher Dontrelle Willis. McKeon managed the Florida Marlins to a World Series Victory over the New York Yankees in 2003. As the National League's Rookie of the year, Willis posted a 14-6 record during the Marlins' championship campaign.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
World Extreme Cagefighting: Cold Blooded

World Extreme Cagefighting from The Palace, in Lemoore, CA. Watch as fierce competitors battle it out in the cage!

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Get Out!

Cancun - Party it up as the Get Out! girls hit the hottest super clubs in Cancun. Then come along as Misty swims with the dolphins and the gang takes a day trip to the island of women, Isla Mujeres.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Thieves


Pilot - Johnny and Rita collide while trying to single-handedly pull off the biggest diamond heist of all time. They're caught by the FBI but are offered a deal: Johnny and Rita can avoid jail time by recovering missing government property--national art treasures, underworld secrets, nuclear launch codes. Anything the government has lost, Johnny and Rita must find. Tone Loc guest stars.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
The Newsroom

Slow Leak - Jim finds the perfect woman who is also heir to an $800 million fortune. This makes George insane with jealousy and leads to his arrest for stealing $8 per pound cherries at in a high-end grocery store.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
An American In Canada

Jake and the Fat Men - When Bill is inaugurated as skip of his curling team, Jake and Judy find themselves dating -- other people. Bill sets up Judy with a curling buddy, Derricks sets up Jake with his sister and Dennis tries to smuggle porn into Canada.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
A Caribbean Workout 2003


In Sugar Hill, Barbados overlooking the Caribbean Sea features Step aerobics.
 


 

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7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Duck You Sucker (aka A Fistful of Dynamite)


PG - 2:37 - 1971
Cast: James Coburn, Rod Steiger, Maria Monti Director: Sergio Leone
Spaghetti western about a Mexican peasant thief and an Irish explosives expert, who team up to rob a bank during the Mexican Revolution.

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Wild Rovers


PG - 2:10 - 1971
Cast: William Holden, Ryan O'Neal, Karl Malden Director: Blake Edwards
An aging cowboy goes on a bank robbing-spree with a younger cowboy.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Rough Magic

PG-13 - 1:44 - 1995
Cast: Bridget Fonda, Russell Crowe, Jim Broadbent Director: Clare Peploe
Following through with the dying wish of a magician, his apprentice travels to Mexico to find a secret serum that will enhance her talents.

2:15PM ET/1:15 C
The Endless Summer II

PG - 1:49 - 1994
Cast: Robert August, T.J. Baron, Jeff Booth Director: Bruce Brown
Sequel to The Endless Summer, which follows two hard core surfers as they search the globe for the perfect wave.

4:05PM ET/3:05 C
Hail! Hail! Rock 'n' Roll

PG - 2:00 - 1987
Cast: Chuck Berry, Eric Clapton, Bo Diddley Director: Taylor Hackford
A documentary that explores the career of rock legend Chuck Berry. Highlights include a concert to commemorate his 60th birthday and interviews with Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Bruce Springsteen, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, and The Everly Brothers.

6:05PM ET/5:05 C
The Man Who Loved Women

R - 1:50 - 1983
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Julie Andrews, Kim Basinger Director: Blake Edwards
A Los Angeles playboy discusses his love for women with his psychoanalyst.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Elvis: That's The Way It Is


NR - 1:34 - 1970
Cast: Elvis Presley, James Burton, Richard Davis Director: Denis Sanders
Backstage documentary of singer Elvis Presley preparing for an opening-night performance in Las Vegas.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio

R - 1:42 - 1995
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow Vegas buddies to help send him home. One of them has more personal matters in mind.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Elvis: That's The Way It Is

NR - 1:34 - 1970
Cast: Elvis Presley, James Burton, Richard Davis Director: Denis Sanders
Backstage documentary of singer Elvis Presley preparing for an opening-night performance in Las Vegas.

1:15AM ET/12:15 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio

R - 1:42 - 1995
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow Vegas buddies to help send him home. One of them has more personal matters in mind.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Night Falls on Manhattan

R - 1:53 - 1997
Cast: Andy Garcia, Ian Holm, James Gandolfini Director: Sidney Lument
A former cop is elected as District Attorney, and is chosen to lead the prosecution in a sensational New York trial, eventually uncovering a full-blown police scandal.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
The Man Who Loved Women

R - 1:50 - 1983
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Julie Andrews, Kim Basinger Director: Blake Edwards
A Los Angeles playboy discusses his love for women with his psychoanalyst.

 


 
 



9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Biker Boyz


PG13 Time: 110  
Burning rubber is the name of the game in this "adrenaline spiked and action packed" (New York Daily News) thriller about a champion motorcycle racer who faces the challenge of a fearless young upstart. Laurence Fishburne stars as Smoke, the leader of an underground bike club whose upscale members participate in illegal races. Derek Luke, who shined in Denzel Washington's Antwone Fisher, plays Kid, a fiery youth who has racing in his blood and a desire to torch Smoke on the strip...despite a shocking secret that links the pair together. Orlando Jones, Djimon Hounsou, Lisa Bonet, Brendan Fehr, Larenz Tate and Kid Rock co-star. Directed by Reggie Rock Bythewood, written by Craig Fernandez and Reggie Rock Bythewood.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
Mr. Holland's Opus

PG Time: 142  
A composer-turned-teacher spends thirty years in the classroom inspiring students with music in this drama. Richard Dreyfuss stars as Glenn Holland, a composer who aspires to write memorable and influential music in his lifetime. In the meantime, Mr. Holland takes a teaching position during the mid-1960s reaching students with little musical aptitude and turning them on to rock-n-roll and the classics. Throughout the next thirty years, Holland motivates and inspires students in school, while allowing music to eventually resolve his familial challenges on the home front. Co-starring Glenn Headly, Jay Thomas, Olympia Dukakis, W.H. Macy, Alicia Witt, Jean Louisa Kelly, Nicholas John Renner, Joseph Anderson and Anthony Natale. Screeplay by Patrick Sheane Duncan. Directed by Stephen Herek.

1:45PM ET/12:45 C
Down With Love


PG13 Time: 101  
A popular book about female empowerment catches the eye of a chauvinistic magazine writer who vows to expose the author as a traditional woman in this sex farce based on the Rock Hudson-Doris Day comedies of the 1950s and '60s. It's 1962 and Barbara Novak's bestseller Down With Love has rocketed up the charts with its shocking pronouncement that women can be leaders--in the boardroom and in the bedroom! Magazine cad Catcher Block has other ideas however...like seducing Barbara to prove she's really an "old school" girl at heart. But will love stand in the way of his sneaky game? 2003 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R)-winner Renee Zellweger (Cold Mountain) and Ewan McGregor (Big Fish) star. Also with Sarah Paulson and David Hyde Pierce. Directed by Peyton Reed (Bring It On)

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Ghost Ship

R Time: 90  
The crew of a salvage boat thinks their ship has finally come in after they claim an abandoned ocean liner in international waters--until they discover it's a floating house of horrors! On board the empty vessel, the salvagers discover a treasure trove of gold, but strange visions begin to plague them, and when their own boat is mysteriously destroyed, they find themselves stranded on the open sea with the bloodthirsty spirits of a bygone era. Gabriel Byrne, Julianna Margulies (TV's E.R.), Ron Eldard, Desmond Harrington and Isaiah Washington star. Directed by Steve Beck.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Matrix Reloaded

R Time: 138  
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion-- the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix. But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo. Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski Brothers.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
I Spy


PG13 Time: 96  
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson team up as the classic mismatched spy duo who must retrieve a valuable stolen aircraft from an international felon in this comical remake of the hit TV show. Murphy and Wilson reprise the roles made famous by Bill Cosby and Robert Culp as the international espionage partners who pursue global villains for the U.S. government. When the President reports a vital U.S. Stealth plane called the Switchblade stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy), a suave boxing champ, is paired with Alex Scott (Wilson) a socially awkward, but bright government agent to find the criminals and recover the high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke Janssen and Malcolm McDowell. Directed by Betty Thomas; based on a story by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley; screenplay by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Jay Scherick & David Ronn.

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
The Matrix Reloaded


R Time: 138  
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion-- the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix. But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo. Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski Brothers.

 

                        
 



7:30AM ET/6:30 C
D3 The Mighty Ducks

PG Time: 103
The championship-winning Ducks are back and enrolled in a prep school with a prestigious hockey program and pretentious student body in this sequel. Fresh off their success in the Junior Goodwill Games, the Ducks are given full scholarships to Eden Hall Academy--a snooty private school with a winning hockey team. But the environment changes also bring a strict new coach who places an emphasis on solid defense, and a wealthy student body composed of arrogant varsity players who have little love for their underclassmen counterparts. When the losses start outnumbering their wins, the team must get their quack back as they face off against the varsity team or risk losing their prep-school scholarships. Starring Emilio Estevez, Jeffrey Nordling, Heidi Kling and Joss Ackland. Directed by Robert Lieberman, story by Kenneth Johnson and Jim Burnstein, screenplay by Steven Brill and Jim Burnstein.

9:15AM ET/8:15 C
White Oleander


PG13 Time: 109
Alison Lohman stars as a teenage girl bounced through the foster care system during her mother's incarceration for murder in this moving drama. Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) poisons her lover and is sent to prison while her daughter Astrid (Lohman) is forced into the state's foster care program. Shuffled through various foster parents including a born-again Christian, a former B-movie star and an eccentric Russian, Astrid is forced to grow up quickly in several families while she also attempts to keep her mother in her life. Based on the novel by Janet Fitch. Co-starring Robin Wright Penn and Renee Zellweger. Directed by Peter Kosminsky.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
For Better Or For Worse


PG13 Time: 93
Kim Cattrall (HBO's Sex and the City) and Robert Hays (Airplane!) are having a swell honeymoon--until her secret life as a spy puts every agent in Europe on their heels. Love, laughs and action co-starring Christopher Lee.

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Stealing Home

PG13 Time: 97
A struggling professional baseball player is forced to confront his past after the suicide of a childhood friend. "Mark Harmon is flinty, tough and engaging" (Hollywood Reporter) in this bittersweet romantic drama as the man whose memories may hold the key to his future. With Jodie Foster, Harold Ramis, Blair Brown and Jonathan Silverman.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Swimfan


PG13 Time: 84
A hunky high-school swimmer with a great future finds his life sinking to the bottom after a lusty fling with a slinky, but psychotic new girl on campus. Jesse Bradford stars as the swim-team standout Ben Cronin whose private lesson with attractive new co-ed Madison (Erika Christensen) leads to steamy antics in the pool. Madison claims its only a one-night stand, but it's not long before the sultry sexpot becomes a full-fledged stalker leading Ben down a dangerous path that could cost him his girlfriend, his career--and even his life. Shiri Appleby, Kate Burton and Dan Hedaya co-star. Directed by John Polson.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Nell


PG13 Time: 112
Nell is a "wild child"--a free-spirited, innocent young woman living in the backwoods of North Carolina who dances to her own secret music. She trusts no one...and no one can understand her strange language. When doctor Liam Neeson and psychologist Natasha Richardson begin to study Nell, they find that she has more to teach them than they thought possible. Jodie Foster gives a tour-de-force performance as Nell in this "movingly effective" (New York Daily News) drama.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Dreamcatcher

R Time: 133
Stephen King's nerve-wracking novel is the basis for this shocker that chronicles the otherworldly horrors experienced by four old friends during a hunting trip in the woods. Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Damian Lewis and Timothy Olyphant star as the quartet who share unique telepathic powers as a result of helping a handicapped boy during their childhood. When they are ensnared by a horrifying alien menace and the subsequent military cover-up, they realize that only those abilities--and their old pal--can help them survive. Morgan Freeman co-stars as a power-mad Army commander who will stop at nothing to end the crisis. Also with Tom Sizemore and Donnie Wahlberg. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan; screenplay by William Goldman and Kasdan.

10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Analyze That

R Time: 95
Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal reteam in this hilarious sequel to Analyze This that follows the continuing comic adventures of a hapless shrink and an unbalanced patient who happens to be a mob boss. This time around, gangster Paul Vitti is in prison singing songs from West Side Story. Believing he's lost his mind, the authorities agree to let him out--but only into the care of his doctor. Enter nervous therapist Ben Sobel who is forced to accept an offer he can't refuse and live with the neurotic Vitti...who is still up to old criminal tricks with the help of his sidekick Jelly. Lisa Kudrow and Joe Viterelli co-star. Directed by Harold Ramis; written by Peter Tolan, Peter Steinfeld and Ramis.

1:20AM ET/12:20 C
Pale Rider


R Time: 115
Clint makes your day in this two-fisted, pistol-packing adventure in the tradition of the great Hollywood westerns. A stranger known as the "Preacher" rides into a Gold Rush town ruled by a corrupt banker. Will he be able to help the terrorized miners whose land is threatened by the robber baron? Eastwood also directed this "classic western of style and excitement" (Chicago Sun-Times). With Michael Moriarty, Christopher Penn and Carrie Snodgress.

4:45AM ET/3:45 C
U.S. Seals

R Time: 94
In this modern-day pirate adventure, Lieutenant Michael Bradley and his team of Navy SEALS accept a mission to attack a group of renegade pirates who have been robbing ships. But when the group's leader sets up a bombing of his own, Bradley's wife is killed, sending him into a blind rage of vengeance. Starring Jim Fitzpatrick, Greg Collins.
 

                               

 



6:45AM ET/5:45 C
Mona Lisa


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
R 1h 45m
Bob Hoskins gives a bravura performance in this Oscar-nominated crime drama from director Neil Jordan ("The Crying Game," "The Good Thief") as George, a low-level mob flunky just released from prison. Ordered to chauffeur high-class call girl Simone (Cathy Tyson) around London by his sleazy boss Mortwell (Michael Caine), George soon takes a protectively romantic interest in his enigmatic passenger - but the truth about Simone won't lead him to true love. Robbie Coltrane and Sammi Davis costar in this gritty, "Taxi Driver"-style character study.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Comes a Horseman

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
CCAP
PG 1h 59m
A long-brewing conflict between modern-day Western ranchers Ewing (Jason Robards) and Ella (Jane Fonda) heats up into all-out war when an oil company starts pressuring both land-owners to sell drilling rights to their properties in this drama from director Alan J. Pakula ("Klute," "All the President's Men") costarring James Caan and Richard Farnsworth.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Married To It

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo
R 1h 52m
A high school committee brings together three couples from different strata of New York society in this engaging comedy drama from director Arthur Hiller ("Love Story"). Newlyweds Chuck (Robert Sean Leonard) and Nina (Mary Stuart Masterson) admire the stability of the union between John (Beau Bridges) and Iris (Stockard Channing), while upper crust couple Leo (Ron Silver) and Claire (Cybill Shepherd) find their relationship on the rocks.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 28m
The well-read real-life sex primer gets the funny-bone touch of filmmaker Woody Allen with this anthology satirizing all things erotic, from aphrodisiacs to inter-species romance. Gene Wilder, Burt Reynolds, Lynn Redgrave, Louise Lasser, John Carradine and Tony Randall costar in this side-splitting interpretation from the master of movie mayhem.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Manhattan

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
R 1h 37m
One of Woody Allen's greatest films is this love letter to New York's most famous island, the setting for failed romances between disenchanted TV writer Isaac (Allen) and his lesbian ex-wife (Meryl Streep), his best friend's mistress (Diane Keaton) and a teenager (Mariel Hemingway) who proves to be wise beyond her years. Michael Murphy and Anne Byrne costar in this black-and-white masterpiece photographed by cinematographer Gordon Willis ("The Godfather") and scored with unforgettable George Gershwin compositions.

7:25PM ET/6:25 C
Extreme Ops

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Content
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 34m
No Description Available.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Lion In Winter


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VSLD 2h 37m
Patrick Stewart and Glenn Close star in this original costume drama as quarreling royals King Henry II and his banished queen Eleanor of Aquitaine, locked in marital combat that's as vicious and lethal as any battlefield warfare. John Light, Rafe Spall, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Yuliya Vysotskaya costar in this remake of the 1968 original, based on the same Oscar-winning script from James Goldman.
 

                         
 


11:35AM ET/10:35 C
Austin Powers In Goldmember


Mike Myers returns as both Austin Power and Dr. Evil in this third installment of the series featuring the international man of leisure and part time hero of the free world.

4:35PM ET/3:35 C
The Master Of Disguise


A shy Italian waiter fights off criminals with his inherited powers of disguise.

10:45PM ET/9:45 C
Austin Powers In Goldmember

Mike Myers returns as both Austin Power and Dr. Evil in this third installment of the series featuring the international man of leisure and part time hero of the free world.

                          

 


6:05AM ET/5:05 C
The Front


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 35m
Woody Allen stars in this political comedy-drama as Howard Prince, a small-time bookie who finds unexpected fame and fortune when an old friend enlists him to masquerade as a TV writer for a group of scribes that have been blacklisted during the Communist witch hunts of the 1950s. Zero Mostel, Herschel Bernardi, Michael Murphy, Danny Aiello and Andrea Marcovicci head the supporting cast of this classic that represents the creative input of many blacklisted artists.

7:45AM ET/6:45 C
The Cherry Orchard


WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
TVPG 2h 22m
An "exquisite performance" ("L.A. Times") by Charlotte Rampling forms the centerpiece of this classic Anton Chekhov drama, adapted by writer-director-producer-editor Michael Cacoyannis ("Zorba the Greek"). Rampling plays a turn-of-the-last-century Russian matriarch, who returns home after a five-year absence only to be told that a financial emergency requires the destruction of the family estate's magnificent cherry orchard. Alan Bates, Katrin Cartlidge and Owen Teale costar in this elegant and bittersweet portrait of aristocratic inaction.

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Serving Sara

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy as a process server who falls for the spurned wife (Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's supposed to deliver divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore, Cedric the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable romp from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The Ladies Man").

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Modern Romance

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 34m
Writer and director-star Albert Brooks' second film is a comedy about a neurotic film editor who struggles to maintain a relationship with his girlfriend (Kathryn Harrold) while editing a cheap sci-fi knockoff with his assistant (Bruno Kirby). James L. Brooks costars with George Kennedy and Meadowlark Lemon, who play themselves.

1:35PM ET/12:35 C
The Unforgiven


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
TV14 - VL 2h 2m
Trouble arises on the Texas plains when two pioneer families come to odds with a tribe of Indians, who claim that Audrey Hepburn is one of their own. The final result, an all-out Indian attack, is breathtaking. Set during the 1850s, this acclaimed 1960 epic from director John Huston costars Burt Lancaster, Audie Murphy, John Saxon, Charles Bickford, Lillian Gish and Doug McClure.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Serving Sara


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Matthew Perry of "Friends" stars in this romantic comedy as a process server who falls for the spurned wife (Elizabeth Hurley) to whom he's supposed to deliver divorce papers. Bruce Campbell, Vincent Pastore, Cedric the Entertainer and Jerry Stiller costar in this likable romp from director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," "The Ladies Man").

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Bowling for Columbine


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 0m
Director and star Michael Moore ("Roger & Me") stirred up controversy - and won an Oscar for Best Documentary Feature - with this dissection ofAM ET/:00 Cerica's fascination with firearms, a skillful work of agitprop that is by turns infuriating, disturbing and hilarious as the rotund host gets a free gun with his new bank account, pays an impromptu visit to NRA chief Charlton Heston, and visits with a survivor of the Columbine High School shootings.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Modern Romance


WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 34m
Writer and director-star Albert Brooks' second film is a comedy about a neurotic film editor who struggles to maintain a relationship with his girlfriend (Kathryn Harrold) while editing a cheap sci-fi knockoff with his assistant (Bruno Kirby). James L. Brooks costars with George Kennedy and Meadowlark Lemon, who play themselves.

 


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