HDTV Daily Programming Guide — Tuesday, August 24, 2004

TUESDAY, AUGUST 24,  2004

COMING IN A FEW DAYS--FULL HDTV GRID GUIDE WITH 2 WEEKS ADVANCED LOOKUP
 

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
According to Jim

"Who's the Boss?"
Andy resents a rich, bossy client (Nana Visitor), then dates her.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Less Than Perfect

"The Pimp Hat"
Claude is upset after her break-up with Mitch, so Owen decides to cheer her up with a game of "Pimp Hat," where everyone must draw a name from a hat and fix that person up. Claude directs all her romantic energy to finding Owen the perfect girl, while Carl, Kipp and Ramona each have memorable first dates.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Navy NCIS

"UnSEALed"
When a Navy lieutenant’s mummified remains are discovered almost 10 years after he was reported missing along with one million dollars from his ship’s safe, Gibbs and his team investigate the death as well as the theft.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Gilmore Girls

"Afterboom"
When Jason (Chris Eigeman) reveals that he and Richard (Edward Herrmann) are no longer in business together, Lorelai (Lauren Graham) has an ugly confrontation with her father about his treatment of Jason. Later, after an extremely uncomfortable Friday night family dinner, Lorelai and Rory (Alexis Bledel) spy on Emily (Kelly Bishop) and make a shocking discovery about the state of the elder Gilmores' marriage. Meanwhile, Luke (Scott Patterson) tells Lorelai that he and Nicole (Tricia O'Kelley) are getting a divorce.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
One Tree Hill

"Life in A Glass House"
The night of Dan (Paul Johansson) and Deb's (guest star Barbara Alyn Woods) annual basketball appreciation party stirs up old wounds and new feelings as Karen (Moira Kelly) makes a new friend, Keith (Craig Sheffer) faces off with his younger brother once again and Lucas (Chad Michael Murray) finally makes his move on Peyton (Hilaire Burton). Also, Haley (Bethany Joy Lenz) and Nathan (James Lafferty) grow closer until Brooke (Sophia Bush) spreads a vicious rumor that leaves Haley devastated.

NO HDTV TONIGHT



 

UPCONVERSIONS STRETCHED

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Urban Wild

"Tokyo"
Much of Tokyo's wildlife was displaced after the destruction and rebuilding after World War II. Uncover the resilient flora and fauna that have created new and unique habitats in this Japanese city.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
America's Favorite Boardwalks

From curvy coasters and carnival cuisine to crazy characters, visit the greatest boardwalks coast to coast. Pump iron with a 70-year-old man at Muscle Beach, and swallow swords with the fascinating freaks at Coney Island's Circus Sideshow.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 56: Evanston - Northwestern University"
No Description Available.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Hardcore Physique

Bodybuilding has its own language of symmetry and shape, and some would say unnatural proportion. Meet the men and women who seek the ultimate perfection of the human form, and learn how East and West often pursue different visions of the "perfect" body.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Weather Extreme

"Tornado"
Situated in "Tornado Alley", Dallas has been preparing for the highest-class tornado, an F-5, with blasts of wind of up to 300 mph. Find out how this city of steel and glass has prepared itself for an emergency of this magnitude.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
In Search Of The King Cobra

Herpetologist and adventurer, Austin Stevens takes to the remote jungles of Southern India in pursuit of the world's largest venomous snake, the king cobra! Follow Austin as he tracks, catches and photographs one of these deadly giants.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Double Wedding"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Tangled Sheets"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Above And Beyond"
Barry Bain and his wife, Lee Anne, have been married for 11 years, but Lee Anne's medical problems have put the burden of work and family on Barry. Lee Anne wants to reward Barry with a front porch makeover that will give him a place to play and relax.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Buried Treasures"
Everything good in life is worth looking for. See the largest collection of magic memorabilia in North America. Also a dome home looks simpe from above, but below ground it's a different story.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Ideas In Collision"
Watch as two strange elements combine to make something great. Like the pastor who drives like a demon in his Denomination Derby. Or the man in who likes to take Sunday drives in his easy chair. Don't forget the motorized office building in Texas.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
America's Favorite Boardwalks

From curvy coasters and carnival cuisine to crazy characters, visit the greatest boardwalks coast to coast. Pump iron with a 70-year-old man at Muscle Beach, and swallow swords with the fascinating freaks at Coney Island's Circus Sideshow.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 56: Evanston - Northwestern University"
No Description Available.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Eye Of The Beholder With Serena Yang: The Hardcore Physique

Bodybuilding has its own language of symmetry and shape, and some would say unnatural proportion. Meet the men and women who seek the ultimate perfection of the human form, and learn how East and West often pursue different visions of the "perfect" body.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Uncharted Waters: Florida's Aqua Caves

In the southern coastal state of Florida lies a large, underground water vein which spreads out across several kilometers and descends to known depths of nearly 100 meters. What lies underneath its hidden depths where nearly 300 divers have perished.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Feast Of Dates

Travel to the United Arab Emirates where the date palm serves as the tree of life for the desert dwellers. Known as the phoenix by scientists, for its ability to survive in the driest and harshest places, the date palm is an extraordinary species.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Golf Escapes

"Colorado Springs"
Tours of the most beautiful golf courses in the world. This episode features courses located at Colorado Springs: The Broadmoor, Cheyenne Mountain Resort Country Club of Colorado, The Lodge of the Four Seasons and The Ridge at Castle Pines North.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Whistler / Blackcomb"
A fast-paced, high-energy guide to some Canada's coolest and most attractive winter destinations. Join a collection of charismatic locals who will guide you on a tour of this beautiful destination.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Best Of The National Parks

Each year, millions of people are amazed by majestic vistas, geysers, smoldering volcanoes and rugged country where wildlife roam free. Visit the most spectacular places and open spaces in North America, from Yosemite to the Everglades.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Over Ireland

Take a journey to Ireland and soar over famous landmarks from the Cliffs of Moher to the Giant's Causeway. View the country's fabled four provinces through a flow of stunning imagery showcasing its landscapes.

11:00PM ET/12:00 C
Golf Escapes

"Colorado Springs"
Tours of the most beautiful golf courses in the world. This episode features courses located at Colorado Springs: The Broadmoor, Cheyenne Mountain Resort Country Club of Colorado, The Lodge of the Four Seasons and The Ridge at Castle Pines North.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Whistler / Blackcomb"
A fast-paced, high-energy guide to some Canada's coolest and most attractive winter destinations. Join a collection of charismatic locals who will guide you on a tour of this beautiful destination.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Best Of The National Parks

Each year, millions of people are amazed by majestic vistas, geysers, smoldering volcanoes and rugged country where wildlife roam free. Visit the most spectacular places and open spaces in North America, from Yosemite to the Everglades.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Over Ireland

Take a journey to Ireland and soar over famous landmarks from the Cliffs of Moher to the Giant's Causeway. View the country's fabled four provinces through a flow of stunning imagery showcasing its landscapes.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Viking Voyages

Celebrate the 1000th anniversary of Leif Ericson's discovery of North America. He sailed from Iceland, via Greenland, to New Foundland to build the first "European" settlement on the new continent almost 500 years before Columbus arrived.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Golf Escapes

"Colorado Springs"
Tours of the most beautiful golf courses in the world. This episode features courses located at Colorado Springs: The Broadmoor, Cheyenne Mountain Resort Country Club of Colorado, The Lodge of the Four Seasons and The Ridge at Castle Pines North.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
White Hot Winter

"Whistler / Blackcomb"
A fast-paced, high-energy guide to some Canada's coolest and most attractive winter destinations. Join a collection of charismatic locals who will guide you on a tour of this beautiful destination.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Best Of The National Parks

Each year, millions of people are amazed by majestic vistas, geysers, smoldering volcanoes and rugged country where wildlife roam free. Visit the most spectacular places and open spaces in North America, from Yosemite to the Everglades.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Over Ireland

Take a journey to Ireland and soar over famous landmarks from the Cliffs of Moher to the Giant's Causeway. View the country's fabled four provinces through a flow of stunning imagery showcasing its landscapes.

 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Wolf Lake

If These Wolves Could Talk - Crackpot Web adventurer Arthur Van Halen, who has been chasing shape-shifting wolves for some time, traps Ruby while she's in wolfen form after escaping from Tyler and plans to expose the Wolf Lake community to his Internet audience.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes

The Empty Parachute - The heroes attempt to foil an enemy plot to flood the neutral countries with counterfeit U.S. currency.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Some of My Best Friends

Scenes from an Italian Party - When Frankie is looking for the perfect gift for his parents' 25th anniversary, Warren suggests that a big elaborate party would be perfect. Unfortunately, everything that can go wrong does, but each of the mishaps that occurs can be swept under the rug -- except for one.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Test Patterns

Wonder how your home theatre is doing? Wish you had test patterns to help set it up? Well, HDNet is here to help. This short program will help you get the most out of your home theatre setup by providing you with the same professional test patterns HDNet uses to set their gear.

8:10AM ET/7:10 C
That's Life

The Devil and Miss DeLucca - Lydia dates a hockey player and gets a false impression about him as well as Eric; a new employee starts working at the restaurant; Jealousy gets the better of Paulie

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition

John Cho and Kal Penn, Anthony Mackie - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky talks with John Cho and Kal Penn, the stars of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, plus, actor Anthony Mackie, of The Manchurian Candidate and She Hate Me.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD

Collateral Premiere, Sunset and Vine - Tom Cruise thrills fans on the red carpet of Collateral and if you ever wanted to live in Hollywood we'll show you the hottest spot in town -- Sunset and Vine.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America

Hypnosis, UFO Capital of the World - Ron Kruck tries hypnosis and whistles a happy tune, while a math teacher-turned-hypnotist brings a party full of teenagers under his spell. And Across America escapes abduction in Roswell, New Mexico, UFO capital of the world.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
InFocus

Chicago by 'L' - Explore the history, cultural life and architectural features of Chicago's diverse neighborhoods from street level and as they're woven together by Chicago's elevated train lines, simply known as the 'L'.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

Coastal America: High Seas Security - World Report cameras travel off the East coast of the United States with the U.S. Coast Guard. The latest effort to ensure Homeland Security involves the Coast Guard intercepting ships headed for the United States, and boarding them to make sure they have nothing on board that threatens the safety of the country.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Florida: Orange Juice Getting the Squeeze - World Report cameras are in "The Sunshine State" for an unusual situation where a popular diet is putting Orange Juice "on the outs." The South Beach Diet, named after the Florida locale, bans O.J. in its early stages and that ban seems to be having a dramatic, negative effect on the sale of Orange Juice.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Designing America

Got Junk? - If your garage is stressing you out, watch this week for a marvelous makeover! Catch up on the latest kitchen gadgets, tour an East Texas Cabin and get some great new baby gift ideas.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Jason Mraz, Patrice Pike - Jason Mraz headlines this True Music episode. This young self taught guitarist is making waves across the country with his hit song "Remedy". Patrice Pike is another great guitarist joining the show this week. Pike's magic fingers on the guitar and amazing story telling lyrics will leave you staring blank at your HD set! Also featured this week is the award winning goup Isola, an up and coming alternative rock act ready to explode on the music circuit.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

The Antique - Hogan sets up Col. Klink in the "antique" business when he sees a way to smuggle information to Allied agents.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
In-Laws

Games People Play - After initially beating Vic in a racquetball game, Matt throws the next game at Alex' request.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Philly

Prisoner of Love - Kathleen defends a lonely prison guard who is charged with having sex with an inmate.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Major League Soccer

New York MetroStars @ Colorado Rapids
Special Encore Presentation

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

This concert show captures the timeless high energy performance of the only band to survive the Swing fad of a few years back. After watching this concert special you'll know why.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Eye For an Eye

Mi Casa Sue Landlord - A landlord sues a runaway for back owed rent.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Nothing But Trailers

Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

Trent Green and Carson Palmer - Roy talks X's and O's with quarterbacks Carson Palmer of the Cincinnati Bengals and Trent Green of the Kansas City Chiefs. Now with one NFL season under his belt, a more mature but still inexperienced Palmer looks to transform the Bengals into contender. Green, after 11 years in the NFL and stints with four different teams, posted the fourth highest passer rating last year with a 92.6.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
HDNet World Report - Premiere

5600 Ready Reserves Get Called Up - World Report cameras in America visit reservists, many of whom thought their military obligation time had passed. But the needs of the war in Iraq and the continuing conflict in Afghanistan have stretched the limit of active duty troops. Many reservists are having to dust off their uniforms once again to respond to the call of active duty.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Across America - Premiere

Dirt Track Dreams - A special Across America, dedicated to drivers with a passion for dirt track racing, either as a way to light up their weekends, or, rarely, a route to car racing's big leagues.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Hollywood HD - Premiere

"Exorcist: The Beginning", Standup School - Fright fans and filmmakers haunt the premiere of Exorcist: the Beginning and, no joke, we'll take you to one of the top training grounds in the country for stand up comics.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Designing America - Premiere

Possum Kingdom, Pets, and Perfectly Wonderful Junk! - This show will take you from a Western-style dream home on a lake to a traditional suburban dream home with a backyard twist. Gather great tips for those with a flea market obsession and see how one man's pet portrait is another person's prized possession.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
InFocus

Over® Canada - Take a spectacular helicopter tour of our neighbor to the north.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report

5600 Ready Reserves Get Called Up - World Report cameras in America visit reservists, many of whom thought their military obligation time had passed. But the needs of the war in Iraq and the continuing conflict in Afghanistan have stretched the limit of active duty troops. Many reservists are having to dust off their uniforms once again to respond to the call of active duty.

11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Across America

Dirt Track Dreams - A special Across America, dedicated to drivers with a passion for dirt track racing, either as a way to light up their weekends, or, rarely, a route to car racing's big leagues.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hollywood HD

"Exorcist: The Beginning", Standup School - Fright fans and filmmakers haunt the premiere of Exorcist: the Beginning and, no joke, we'll take you to one of the top training grounds in the country for stand up comics.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Designing America

Possum Kingdom, Pets, and Perfectly Wonderful Junk! - This show will take you from a Western-style dream home on a lake to a traditional suburban dream home with a backyard twist. Gather great tips for those with a flea market obsession and see how one man's pet portrait is another person's prized possession.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
InFocus

Over® Canada - Take a spectacular helicopter tour of our neighbor to the north.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: Robert Benton - Pop-culture critic Robert Wilonsky sits down with three-time Oscar winner, Robert Benton, the critically acclaimed director of such films as Places in the Heart, Kramer vs. Kramer and The Human Stain.

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

Trent Green and Carson Palmer - Roy talks X's and O's with quarterbacks Carson Palmer of the Cincinnati Bengals and Trent Green of the Kansas City Chiefs. Now with one NFL season under his belt, a more mature but still inexperienced Palmer looks to transform the Bengals into contender. Green, after 11 years in the NFL and stints with four different teams, posted the fourth highest passer rating last year with a 92.6.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Face 2 Face with Roy Firestone

Jack McKeon, Dontrelle Willis - Roy talks with Florida Marlins Manager Jack McKeon and Pitcher Dontrelle Willis. McKeon managed the Florida Marlins to a World Series Victory over the New York Yankees in 2003. As the National League's Rookie of the year, Willis posted a 14-6 record during the Marlins' championship campaign.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Thieves

Casino - Johnny and Rita are sent to Atlantic City to uncover a secret crime ring. The risks are great when the agents must steal a briefcase from a corrupt gambler. Meanwhile, Johnny tries to make Rita jealous with a highly paid escort. Tone Loc guest stars as Agent Al Trundel.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
In-Laws

Fleetwood Matt - Matt's smashup of Victor's vintage Cadillac is but a prelude to other revelations of covered-up accidents that befell the prized vehicle.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
An American In Canada

Frisky Business - Moose mating season makes everyone at Channel 5 frisky. Judy seduces Jake while Jake thinks he's seducing Judy and Derrick has to choose between dating Mara and working at The Moose. Meanwhile, Dennis endeavors to cleanse himself with coffee enemas.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
A Caribbean Workout 2003

In the Oceanside Barclay Park, Barbados features Urban Rebound Circuit.
 

 
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
June

NR - 1:32 - 2003
Cast: Felicia Day, Ellen Geer, Cindy Dolenc Director: Chris Hutson
A crush on the boy next door inspires a quirky girl to follow her heart with the help of her eclectic friends.

8:35AM ET/7:35 C
North Shore

PG - 1:34 - 1987
Cast: Matt Adler, Gregory Harrison, Nia Peeples Director: William Phelps
A mainland surfer from Arizona makes his way to Hawaii to surf the big waves.

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Big Hand For The Little Lady

NR - 1:35 - 1966
Cast: Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards Director: Fielder Cook
A couple, headed out west, gets involved in a high stakes poker game. When the husband has a heart-attack, the wife must step in, unsure of how to play the game.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
1776

G - 2:45 - 1972
Cast: William Daniels, Howard DaSilva, Ken Howard Director: Peter H. Hunt
Film version of the Broadway musical comedy, which follows the days leading up to July 4, 1776.

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Escape To Victory (aka Victory)

PG - 1:56 - 1981
Cast: Michael Caine, Sylvester Stallone, Max von Sydow Director: John Huston
In order to escape a German Prison camp during WWII, American POW's agree to a soccer match against Nazi soldiers.

4:45PM ET/3:45 C
The Cincinnati Kid

NR - 1:42 - 1965
Cast: Steve McQueen, Edward G. Robinson, Ann-Margret Director: Norman Jewison
Cardsharks meet up in New Orleans for a high-stakes poker match.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Tap

PG-13 - 1:51 - 1989
Cast: Gregory Hines, Suzzanne Douglass, Sammy Davis Jr. Director: Nick Castle
After serving time in prison for committing robbery, a former gifted tap dancer must choose between a life of crime or life on the dance floor.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
The Elite

R - 1:43 - 2000
Cast: Maxine Bahns, Robin Givens, Steven Williams Director: Terry Cunningham
On their latest mission, an elite, covert division, fighting against global terrorism, is faced with an enemy from their past.

10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Shattered

R - 1:37 - 1991
Cast: Tom Berenger, Bob Hoskins, Greta Scacchi Director: Wolfgang Petersen
After surviving a car accident, a man struggles to regain his memory while he uncovers certain truths about his former life.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Indiscreet

R - 1:40 - 1998
Cast: Luke Perry, Gloria Reuben, Lisa Edelstein Director: Marc Bienstock
An investigator becomes a murder suspect after getting involved with his client''s wife.

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
Shattered

R - 1:37 - 1991
Cast: Tom Berenger, Bob Hoskins, Greta Scacchi Director: Wolfgang Petersen
After surviving a car accident, a man struggles to regain his memory while he uncovers certain truths about his former life.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Man Who Loved Women

R - 1:50 - 1983
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Julie Andrews, Kim Basinger Director: Blake Edwards
A Los Angeles playboy discusses his love for women with his psychoanalyst.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Tap

PG-13 - 1:51 - 1989
Cast: Gregory Hines, Suzzanne Douglass, Sammy Davis Jr. Director: Nick Castle
After serving time in prison for committing robbery, a former gifted tap dancer must choose between a life of crime or life on the dance floor.

 

8:35AM ET/7:35 C
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

PG Time: 160  
For Harry Potter and his friends, life at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is about to get even more thrilling--and dangerous! Director Chris Columbus returns to author J.K. Rowling's fantastic world of magic and sorcery in this sensational sequel that finds young Harry back at Hogwarts for his second year of training. And it's an education he'll never forget, especially when he and his pals Ron and Hermione discover that someone has opened the school's much-feared Chamber of Secrets. It's up to the young wizard to get to the bottom of an eerie mystery that leaves him hearing voices and some of his fellow students literally petrified. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson star. Also with Jason Isaacs, Alan Rickman, Dame Maggie Smith, Robbie Coltrane and the late Richard Harris in his final role. Screenplay by Steve Kloves.

11:15AM ET/10:15 C
All The Real Girls

R Time: 107  
A young man with a reputation for loving and leaving local ladies falls for his best friend's younger sister in this tender drama. Paul and his buddies are good-looking guys with a long history of bedding local girls, but when Paul meets Noel, his best friend's younger sister, he develops intimate feelings for the first time. Can they overcome her brother's staunch disapproval as well as Paul's reputation? Paul Schneider, Zooey Deschanel, Patricia Clarkson, Benjamin Mouton, Maurice Compte and Danny McBride star. Directed and written by David Gordon Green. Story by David Gordon Green and Paul Schneider.

1:05PM ET/12:05 C
The Matrix Reloaded

R Time: 138  
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion-- the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix. But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo. Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski Brothers.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
The Transporter

PG13 Time: 92  
He will transport anything for anyone, and he operates under three simple rules, the most important of which is to never look in the package. Jason Statham (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) stars as the former Special Forces operative who runs an unscrupulous criminal delivery enterprise. When he breaks his cardinal rule by opening a bag that contains a beautiful young woman, Martin's conscience gets put to the test...until the Chinese human slave importers he's dealing with come calling on him with bullets instead of cash! Shu Qi and Francois Berleand co-star. Directed by Corey Yuen.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
The Substitute 2 School's Out

R Time: 89  
To avenge the murder of his brother, an ex-mercenary becomes a teacher in an inner-city school, where he is challenged by a bunch of young punks. A slam-bang story of fistfights, shoot-outs and street action.

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
I Spy

PG13 Time: 96  
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson team up as the classic mismatched spy duo who must retrieve a valuable stolen aircraft from an international felon in this comical remake of the hit TV show. Murphy and Wilson reprise the roles made famous by Bill Cosby and Robert Culp as the international espionage partners who pursue global villains for the U.S. government. When the President reports a vital U.S. Stealth plane called the Switchblade stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy), a suave boxing champ, is paired with Alex Scott (Wilson) a socially awkward, but bright government agent to find the criminals and recover the high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke Janssen and Malcolm McDowell. Directed by Betty Thomas; based on a story by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley; screenplay by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Jay Scherick & David Ronn.

8:15PM ET/7:15 C
American Wedding

TVMA Time: 103  
He's sexually assaulted an apple pie, had a major erotic failure broadcast on the Internet, and even accidentally glued his hand to his private area. So walking down the aisle should be nothing for pastry-loving pariah Jason Biggs in this hysterical third film in the American Pie series, right? Not if Stifler (Seann William Scott) has anything to do with it! After proposing to band-camp bimbo Michelle, hapless Jim (Biggs) enlists help from his family and friends to prepare for the big day. Naturally, the twisted Stifler creates non-stop problems--including a stripper-strewn bachelor party--that leave Kevin, Finch and Jim's dad trying to keep the disaster to a minimum. Eugene Levy, Alyson Hannigan, Thomas Ian Nicholas and Eddie Kaye Thomas co-star. Directed by Jesse Dylan; screenplay by Adam Herz.

 

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
The Matrix Reloaded

R Time: 138  
The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel that finds Neo on a quest to understand how he can save humanity from destruction. In the aftermath of his realization of his powers as "the One," Neo (Keanu Reeves) and his crewmates Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) head for Zion-- the last semblance of humanity that isn't controlled by the Matrix. But while Neo seeks out the all-knowing Oracle (Gloria Foster) to find out his next move, an army of mechanized sentinels prepares to decimate Zion. Then there's Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving)--seemingly dead after his battle with Neo--who has learned to replicate himself creating a legion of clones whose sole purpose is to eliminate Neo. Jada Pinkett Smith co-stars. Written, directed by the Wachowski Brothers.

12:50AM ET/11:50 C
Devil In The Flesh

TVMA Time: 88  
Hell hath no fury like a bad girl scorned. Ask Debbie's crazed grandmother. Ask her stormy love rival. Ask the drop-dead gorgeous teacher who rejected her amorous advances. It's not that Debbie throws teen temper tantrums, it's just that she'd rather kill than take "no" for an answer. Homicide never takes a holiday when Debbie's around. Rose McGowan stars.

2:20AM ET/1:20 C
American Wedding

TVMA Time: 103  
He's sexually assaulted an apple pie, had a major erotic failure broadcast on the Internet, and even accidentally glued his hand to his private area. So walking down the aisle should be nothing for pastry-loving pariah Jason Biggs in this hysterical third film in the American Pie series, right? Not if Stifler (Seann William Scott) has anything to do with it! After proposing to band-camp bimbo Michelle, hapless Jim (Biggs) enlists help from his family and friends to prepare for the big day. Naturally, the twisted Stifler creates non-stop problems--including a stripper-strewn bachelor party--that leave Kevin, Finch and Jim's dad trying to keep the disaster to a minimum. Eugene Levy, Alyson Hannigan, Thomas Ian Nicholas and Eddie Kaye Thomas co-star. Directed by Jesse Dylan; screenplay by Adam Herz.
 

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
White Oleander

PG Time: 109
Alison Lohman stars as a teenage girl bounced through the foster care system during her mother's incarceration for murder in this moving drama. Ingrid (Michelle Pfeiffer) poisons her lover and is sent to prison while her daughter Astrid (Lohman) is forced into the state's foster care program. Shuffled through various foster parents including a born-again Christian, a former B-movie star and an eccentric Russian, Astrid is forced to grow up quickly in several families while she also attempts to keep her mother in her life. Based on the novel by Janet Fitch. Co-starring Robin Wright Penn and Renee Zellweger. Directed by Peter Kosminsky.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Boys

PG13 Time: 86
A New England prep school student falls for an older woman after an accident and becomes entangled in her complicated past in this endearing coming-of-age story. Lukas Haas stars as John, a high schooler who saves an older woman, Patty, (Winona Ryder) after she falls from a horse. Captivated by her beauty and intrigue, John decides to hide Patty in his dorm room. But as romance kindles between the two, a devastating secret is revealed that further complicates their relationship. Based on the short story "Twenty Minutes" by James Salter. Co-starring John C. Reilly, James LeGros, Skeet Ulrich, Chris Cooper and Catherine Keener.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Johnny English

PG Time: 87
"Mr. Bean goes 007" (Variety) in this riotous James Bond spoof starring British funnyman Rowan Atkinson as a screwball spy. Johnny English (Atkinson) is a small fry in the British Secret Service until his incredible ineptitude results in the deaths of every agent above him. With no one else to turn to, the powers that be have no choice but to promote English...who promptly allows the Crown Jewels to be stolen under his watch. But since there's no one else, it's up to English, his partner Bough and a pretty Interpol agent to stop the archvillain who is behind the theft. With John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia and Ben Miller. Directed by Peter Howitt; screenplay by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and William Davies.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Swimfan

PG13 Time: 84
A hunky high-school swimmer with a great future finds his life sinking to the bottom after a lusty fling with a slinky, but psychotic new girl on campus. Jesse Bradford stars as the swim-team standout Ben Cronin whose private lesson with attractive new co-ed Madison (Erika Christensen) leads to steamy antics in the pool. Madison claims its only a one-night stand, but it's not long before the sultry sexpot becomes a full-fledged stalker leading Ben down a dangerous path that could cost him his girlfriend, his career--and even his life. Shiri Appleby, Kate Burton and Dan Hedaya co-star. Directed by John Polson.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book

PG Time: 111
Kipling's classic story of a boy raised in the jungle by animals is given an exciting live-action adaptation in this striking 1994 film. Jason Scott Lee stars as the jungle boy-turned-man Mowgli who rejoins civilization only to find that the girl he loves is engaged to a sleazy army captain--who wants Mowgli to lead him to a lost treasure-filled city. With Cary Elwes, Lena Headey, Sam Neill and John Cleese. Directed by Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns). "A full-throttled, technically superb adventure" (Variety).

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-ya Sisterhood

PG13 Time: 116
Ellen Burstyn and Sandra Bullock star as a lifelong feuding mother and daughter whose troubled relationship can only be saved with the help of her childhood best friends. Siddalee Walker (Bullock) is a successful New York playwright whose interview with Time magazine pinpoints her mother Vivi's (Burstyn) shortcomings and ignites a bitter feud between the two. After hurling hurtful words and angry promises, Sidda is drugged and kidnapped by Vivi's old pals, the Ya-Yas, who bring Sidda back to Louisiana where they unlock the secrets of Vivi's past in order to give Sidda a better understanding of her mother's eccentric and obstinate ways. With Ashley Judd, Dame Maggie Smith, Shirley Knight, James Garner and Fionnula Flanagan. Based on the novel by Rebecca Wells.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Johnny English

PG Time: 87
"Mr. Bean goes 007" (Variety) in this riotous James Bond spoof starring British funnyman Rowan Atkinson as a screwball spy. Johnny English (Atkinson) is a small fry in the British Secret Service until his incredible ineptitude results in the deaths of every agent above him. With no one else to turn to, the powers that be have no choice but to promote English...who promptly allows the Crown Jewels to be stolen under his watch. But since there's no one else, it's up to English, his partner Bough and a pretty Interpol agent to stop the archvillain who is behind the theft. With John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia and Ben Miller. Directed by Peter Howitt; screenplay by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and William Davies.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Six Feet Under 49: The Black Forest

TVMA Time: 48
Nate gives Maya "one last look" at a memorial for Lisa, where some surprise discoveries ensue. David and Keith are inspired by a same-sex wedding; George agrees to Ruth's marriage stipulations; Federico is disturbed by the "new and improved" Vanessa; Brenda crosses a bridge with her therapy client; and Claire and Billy develop something in the darkroom.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Gang Related

R Time: 111
Scrambling for big bucks, two crooked detectives hatch an unscrupulous scheme that's surefire...or so they think. The scam: pose as drug peddlers, strike a deal, rub out the real pushers and make it look like a drive-by gangland shooting. These guys think they can get away with murder--until fate turns the tables with a vengeance. Wait until you see the late Tupac Shakur, critically hailed as "impressive in his final acting turn" (Variety). With Lela Rochon (Waiting to Exhale), Dennis Quaid, James Earl Jones, David Paymer.

4:50AM ET/3:50 C
Mighty Aphrodite

R Time: 94
Woody Allen wrote and directed this bittersweet comedy about a married sportswriter whose obsession with finding his adopted son's birth mother results in an intriguing friendship with a hooker. F. Murray Abraham, Allen, Claire Bloom, Helena Bonham Carter, Olympia Dukakis and Michael Rapaport star. Mira Sorvino won the 1995 Best Supporting Actress Oscar(R) for her "bawdy, hilarious, genuinely touching" (New York Post) performance as the hooker with a heart of gold.

 

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 32m
Dan Hedaya and Gia Carides costar with stunt-performing, death-defying comic thrillseeker Super Dave Osborne (Bob Einstein) in this comic adventure that finds the accident-prone klutz of an Evel Knievel emerging from retirement to aid the cause of a sick little boy - setting the stage for mishaps galore, an encounter with mimes and a half-mile leap over trucks loaded with toxic waste and dynamite!

9:05AM ET/8:05 C
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG 1h 28m
The well-read real-life sex primer gets the funny-bone touch of filmmaker Woody Allen with this anthology satirizing all things erotic, from aphrodisiacs to inter-species romance. Gene Wilder, Burt Reynolds, Lynn Redgrave, Louise Lasser, John Carradine and Tony Randall costar in this side-splitting interpretation from the master of movie mayhem.

10:35AM ET/9:35 C
Joe's Apartment

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 21m
A fresh-faced kid from Iowa (Jerry O'Connell) shares a squalid New York City apartment with singing and dancing cockroaches, who advise the young man on matters of life and love. Megan Ward and Robert Vaughn costar in this fantasy.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Fatal Instinct

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
From "Fatal Attraction" and "Double Indemnity" to "Night of the Hunter" and "Basic Instinct," director Carl Reiner's outrageous spoof of everything from controversial cop thrillers to film noir favorites is a joke-a-minute jamboree of slapstick and verbal volleys. Armand Assante, Sherilyn Fenn, Kate Nelligan and Sean Young top the familiar cast, which also includes Christopher MacDonald, James Remar, Tony Randall, Clarence Clemmons and Eartha Kitt.

3:05PM ET/2:05 C
Nobody's Baby

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 53m
Skeet Ulrich and Gary Oldman star as a pair of witless cons on the run in this dark amalgam of comedy and violence from filmmaker David Seltzer. After breaking out of custody with his old buddy (Oldman, hardly recognizable in mutton chops and ten-gallon hat), naive Billy (Ulrich) happens upon a baby girl who has survived a car accident. Taking care of her sets in motion a wild series of events that eventually brings them into a trailer park of eccentrics (played by Radha Mitchell, Mary Steenburgen and Peter Greene, among others).

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Good Fences

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 59m
Determined to live the American dream, upwardly mobile black lawyer Tom Spader (Danny Glover) is proud to win a high-profile case and move his family to the white, wealthy enclave of Greenwich, Connecticut. While his wife Mabel (Whoopi Goldberg) has mixed feelings about their new life, Tom's on the fast track to a State Supreme Court appointment - until another African-American family moves into the neighborhood, a presence Tom feels will jeopardize his plans. Mo'nique costars in this original drama.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Step Into Liquid

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 28m
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8:30PM ET/7:30 C
K-19: The Widowmaker

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 2h 19m
Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson star in this gripping, fact-based action drama about the crew of a crippled Russian submarine - the communist country's first nuclear vessel, and one that's nearing a meltdown that could spark a worldwide conflagration at the height of the Cold War. Kathryn Bigelow ("Near Dark") directed this taut thriller costarring Peter Sarsgaard and Joss Ackland.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Pumpkin

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 58m
Doing double duty as star and producer, Christina Ricci headlines in a satiric comedy that "refuses to play it safe" ("Chicago Sun-Times") about sororities, political correctness and complacent middle-class values, written and directed by Anthony Abrams and Adam Larson Broder. Pert, naive Carolyn McDuffy (Ricci) is the most popular sister at Alpha Omega Pi. Yet when she becomes romantically involved with a "challenged athlete" (Hank Harris) during a sorority charity project, the AO Pi sisters aren't the only ones whose world is upended.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Joe's Apartment

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 21m
A fresh-faced kid from Iowa (Jerry O'Connell) shares a squalid New York City apartment with singing and dancing cockroaches, who advise the young man on matters of life and love. Megan Ward and Robert Vaughn costar in this fantasy.
 

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Happy Gilmore

A hockey player who can't skate, takes his killer slap shot to the golf course, but brings the hockey fans with him in this loud mouthed romp across the greens.

5:35PM ET/4:35 C
Willard

A lonely man finds revenge on his enemies with the help of his army of killer rats. Starring Crispin Glover.

7:20PM ET/6:20 C
Happy Gilmore

A hockey player who can't skate, takes his killer slap shot to the golf course, but brings the hockey fans with him in this loud mouthed romp across the greens.

2:20AM ET/1:20 C
Willard

A lonely man finds revenge on his enemies with the help of his army of killer rats. Starring Crispin Glover.

4:05AM ET/3:05 C
Highlander: The Final Dimension

Immortal warrior Connor battles his arch-enemy and evil magician Cane in Modern-day New York.

 

6:55AM ET/5:55 C
In The Army Now

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 33m
All he really wanted was the benefits, but enlisted man Pauly Shore is gonna get the chance to be all that he can be in this sidesplitting military comedy. Boot camp's a brouhaha and mess hall's a mess, but when duty calls Pauly to action in the Sahara, the stage is set for the emergence of one highly unlikely American hero. Esai Morales, Lori Petty, David Alan Grier, Ernie Hudson and Andy Dick costar.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Empire of the Ants

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
The classic H.G. Wells story becomes this sci-fi adventure from writer/director Bert I. Gordon ("Earth vs. the Spider"). Joan Collins stars as a greedy Florida real estate maven whose quest to unload shares in a shady housing development is seriously complicated by the presence of humongous, mutated ants. Robert Lansing, John Carson, Albert Salmi and Jacqueline Scott costar.

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
Local Boys

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Two young brothers struggle with their mother's destructive romantic relationship as they spend a sunny Southern California summer surfing at the beach in this coming-of-age drama starring Eric Christian Olsen, Jeremy Sumpter, Archie Kao, Stacy Edwards and Mark Harmon.

1:25PM ET/12:25 C
The Front

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 35m
Woody Allen stars in this political comedy-drama as Howard Prince, a small-time bookie who finds unexpected fame and fortune when an old friend enlists him to masquerade as a TV writer for a group of scribes that have been blacklisted during the Communist witch hunts of the 1950s. Zero Mostel, Herschel Bernardi, Michael Murphy, Danny Aiello and Andrea Marcovicci head the supporting cast of this classic that represents the creative input of many blacklisted artists.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Empire of the Ants

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 30m
The classic H.G. Wells story becomes this sci-fi adventure from writer/director Bert I. Gordon ("Earth vs. the Spider"). Joan Collins stars as a greedy Florida real estate maven whose quest to unload shares in a shady housing development is seriously complicated by the presence of humongous, mutated ants. Robert Lansing, John Carson, Albert Salmi and Jacqueline Scott costar.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Local Boys

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
PG13 1h 40m
Two young brothers struggle with their mother's destructive romantic relationship as they spend a sunny Southern California summer surfing at the beach in this coming-of-age drama starring Eric Christian Olsen, Jeremy Sumpter, Archie Kao, Stacy Edwards and Mark Harmon.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
In The Army Now

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 33m
All he really wanted was the benefits, but enlisted man Pauly Shore is gonna get the chance to be all that he can be in this sidesplitting military comedy. Boot camp's a brouhaha and mess hall's a mess, but when duty calls Pauly to action in the Sahara, the stage is set for the emergence of one highly unlikely American hero. Esai Morales, Lori Petty, David Alan Grier, Ernie Hudson and Andy Dick costar.

9:35PM ET/8:35 C
The Hollywood Sign

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
As part of their risky comeback scheme, three washed-up Hollywood has-beens (Tom Berenger, Rod Steiger and Burt Reynolds) hatch a plot to steal $10 million in this comic crime caper based on the novel by Leon de Winter. Jacqueline Kim, Dominic Keating, Al Sapienza and David Proval costar.

11:15PM ET/10:15 C
.com For Murder

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VLD 1h 37m
Bored as she recovers from a skiing accident, Sondra Brummel (Nastassja Kinski) is pulled into the darkest corners of the information superhighway when she piques the interest of a murderer in an Internet chat room. Nicolette Sheridan, Roger Daltrey and Huey Lewis costar in this techno-thriller.

4:25AM ET/3:25 C
In The Army Now

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 33m
All he really wanted was the benefits, but enlisted man Pauly Shore is gonna get the chance to be all that he can be in this sidesplitting military comedy. Boot camp's a brouhaha and mess hall's a mess, but when duty calls Pauly to action in the Sahara, the stage is set for the emergence of one highly unlikely American hero. Esai Morales, Lori Petty, David Alan Grier, Ernie Hudson and Andy Dick costar.
 

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