Return to Top =ABC=
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter "Paul Meets
His Match"
After meeting his new editor, Nick, Paul becomes quick friends with the man when he
discovers they both have a common bond being harried fathers of teenage girls. But
Paul soon learns that he may have something else in common with Nick having the
reputation of being an overprotective "psycho dad." Meanwhile, Paul wants to
make Thanksgiving a family affair and forbids Bridget and Kerry from inviting their
boyfriends to the festive feast. (Originally aired 11/26/02)
8:30 PM ET/7:30 C
Life With Bonnie
"Till Next Time"
On the season finale, Gloria's friend Mary Ellen passes away, forcing the Molloy family to
deal with issues of mortality. At Gloria's request, Bonnie, Mark and the Morning Chicago
gang attend Mary Ellen's funeral and give her the send-off she deserves. (Original
Airdate: 3/25/03)
 9:00 PM ET/8:00 C
According To Jim
"Punch and Ruby"
Cheryl is concerned that Jim is being a bad influence on the kids when he takes
them to a Bears game and they witness him punching a spectator; but Cheryl's disparaging
remarks about her body image put her equally at fault as an example. (Originally aired
11/05/02)
9:30 PM ET/8:30 C
Less Than Perfect
"Ice Cream with Lydia"
Claude is shocked, but elated, when Will asks her to dinner. Lydia is jealous at first,
but when the "date" doesn't go as Claude had hoped, she and Lydia bond over ice
cream. Meanwhile, Owen tries to enforce his office supply rules when he sees Kipp with a
special executive-level pen. (Original Airdate: 8/2/02)
10:00 PM ET/9:00 C
NYPD Blue
"Maybe Baby"
McDowell and Sipowicz investigate Frank Colohan's parents in an attempt to keep them from
gaining rights to Connie's sister's baby. Meanwhile, the detectives suspect a martial arts
expert in the murder of a young man, and Jones investigates the attack of Haywood.
(Originally aired 05/06/03)
U.S. Open
HIGHLIGHTS
12:37 - 1:07 AM ET
Return to Top =CBS=
 CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR TIMES
The Young and the Restless
Welcome to Genoa City... Where the Newmans and Abbots
do battle in the bedroom.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Judging Amy
"CSO: Hartford"
When Bruce participates in "Take Your Daughter to
Work Day" with Rebecca, she disappears after being left with a co-worker and lands in
the emergency room. Meanwhile, Amy has lunch with Stu and his mother DeeDee, but doesn't
make a good first impression.
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10:00 ET/9:00 C
Law & Order
B*TCH
LUCIE ARNAZ GUEST-STARS AS COSMETICS MAVEN -- Lucie Arnaz ("Here's Lucy") makes
a rare television appearance as rich cosmetics maven Jackie Kohl in an episode that
features scandalous affairs, controversial stock transactions and hormone replacement
therapy. Melissa Errico (Broadway's "My Fair Lady") and Fred Grandy ("The
Love Boat") also guest-star. Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Sam Waterston, Elisabeth
Rohm, Fred Thompson and S. Epatha Merkerson also star. TV-14
=NBC=
1135 ET/10:35 C
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO
Return to Top =THE WB=
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Smallville
Visitor
After a schoolmate (guest star Jeremy Lelliott) claims to be an alien and
seemingly backs it up by using heat vision, Clark (Tom Welling) investigates and begins to
believe that the guy is from his planet Krypton. Meanwhile, after Helen (guest star
Emmanuel Vaugier) discovers a locked room in the mansion she demands to know what is
behind it, forcing Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) to come clean about his investigation of Clark.
Return to Top =PBS=
COMING SOON TO PBS HDTV
| Date |
Time[ET] |
Program
Name |
| 9/3 |
8:00 PM |
The Sacred Balance |
| 9/4 |
10:00 PM |
Soundstage |
| 9/10 |
8:00 PM |
The Sacred Balance |
| 9/11 |
10:00 PM |
Soundstage |
| 9/17 |
8:00 PM |
The Sacred Balance |
| 9/18 |
10:00 PM |
Soundstage |
| 9/24 |
8:00 PM |
The Sacred Balance |
| 9/28 |
9:00 PM |
The Blues |
| 10/4 |
9:00 PM |
The Blues |
6:00A ET 5:00A CT 4:00A MT 3:00A PT
GREAT BOOKS
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE
[TV PG] Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is one of the classic horror stories of all time. This
program interweaves the plot, major themes and the life of Robert Louis Stevenson into a
fascinating and thought-provoking hour long documentary.
7:00A ET 6:00A CT 5:00A MT 4:00A PT
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH - PART ONE
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and follow the evolution of modern
scientific theories. Utilizing present-day science fact, follow Verne's Victorian
explorers of science fiction by comparing their methods to practical methodology.
8:00A ET 7:00A CT 6:00A MT 5:00A PT
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH - PART TWO
In the conclusion of this two-part presentation, Verne's adventurers advance deeper toward
the center of the Earth, encountering ruins of anceint civilizations, pitch-black caverns
and living dinosaurs. Can future explorers reach the center of the Earth?
9:00A ET 8:00A CT 7:00A MT 6:00A PT
THE LAST TOTAL ECLIPSE
Scientists around the world gathered in Turkey during the last total eclipse
of the sun to study this solar phenomena. Experts from NASA provide insight and
explanations about solar eclipses.
10:00A ET 9:00A CT 8:00A MT 7:00A PT
A WEDDING STORY
VIVIANA & ROB [TV G]
No Description Available.
10:30A ET 9:30A CT 8:30A MT 7:30A PT
A WEDDING STORY
EPISODE 28 [TV G]
No Description Available.
11:00A ET 10:00A CT 9:00A MT 8:00A PT
A MAKEOVER STORY
SHAKESPEARE IN STYLE [TV G]
No Description Available.
11:30A ET 10:30A CT 9:30A MT 8:30A PT
A MAKEOVER STORY
RAGS TO RICHES
No Description Available.
12:00P ET 11:00A CT 10:00A MT 9:00A PT
WEIRD HOMES
HOME ALONE [TV PG]
Meet three bachelors who have created unique environments that perhaps only a man could
love.
12:30P ET 11:30A CT 10:30A MT 9:30A PT
WEIRD WHEELS
CRAZY COMPETITIONS [TV G]
These are a few of the oddest contests on the roster. Cheer on the winners of a
combine harvester demolition derby in farm country and get a glimpse at the brotherhood of
urban bicycle couriers in the North American Cycle Courier Championships. In British
Columbia, bed races are the only place you can legally sleep at the wheel.
1:00P ET 12:00P CT 11:00A MT 10:00A PT
INSECTIA
SCORPIONS [TV G]
Head to the Sahara desert to examine the 1400 species of scorpions deep in its sands.
Divided into nine main families, only 25 are strong enough to kill a human and even then
they strike only when their pincers cannot overwhelm their prey.
1:30P ET 12:30P CT 11:30A MT 10:30A PT
GREAT CANADIAN RIVERS
THE FRENCH
The French River is one of Canada's most historic waterways, used as a both a
travel corridor and trade route. It emerges from Lake Nipissing and travels through the
Canadian Shield to the Georgian Bay.
2:00P ET 1:00P CT 12:00P MT 11:00A PT
JAGUAR: YEAR OF THE CAT
A creature of stealth, the jaguar is almost impossible to spot in the wild. Travel to the
rainforests of Belize to witness this sleek predatory cat in action.
3:00P ET 2:00P CT 1:00P MT 12:00P PT
A WEDDING STORY
VIVIANA & ROB [TV G]
No Description Available.
3:30P ET 2:30P CT 1:30P MT 12:30P PT
A MAKEOVER STORY,
SHAKESPEARE IN STYLE [TV G]
No Description Available.
4:00P ET 3:00P CT 2:00P MT 1:00P PT
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH - PART ONE
Venture into the pages of Jules Verne's classic book and follow the evolution of modern
scientific theories. Utilizing present-day science fact, follow Verne's Victorian
explorers of science fiction by comparing their methods to practical methodology.
5:00P ET 4:00P CT 3:00P MT 2:00P PT
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH - PART TWO
In the conclusion of this two-part presentation, Verne's adventurers advance deeper toward
the center of the Earth,encountering ruins of anceint civilizations, pitch-black caverns
and living dinosaurs. Can future explorers reach the center of the Earth?
6:00P ET 5:00P CT 4:00P MT 3:00P PT
WEIRD HOMES
PERSONAL EXPRESSIONS [TV PG]
Passion for life, art and pastimes infuses these homes. In this episode you will find a
"fantasyland" and model railroad and record collections, and acre after acre
filled with unique art including a bowling ball pyramid.
6:30P ET 5:30P CT 4:30P MT 3:30P PT
WEIRD WHEELS
KINETIC WONDERS [TV PG]
Ever seen a couple of meatballs driving a giant plate of spaghetti? No? At the Port
Townsend Kinetic Sculpture Race, learn the true meaning of "fast food" and
experience other amazing and highly creative oddities.
7:00P ET 6:00P CT 5:00P MT 4:00P PT
INSECTIA
INSECTS FOR SALE [TV G]
Beyond the scientific uses of entomologists, insects have become part of a complex and
sometimes illicit trade. Begin the investigation in the outskirts of Iquitos, Peru where
curiosity and controversy can lead to profits.
7:30P ET 6:30P CT 5:30P MT 4:30P PT
GREAT CANADIAN RIVERS
THE GATAGA [TV G]
Join four intrepid adventurers as they float down British Columbia's wild Gataga River
from the heart of the Northern Rocky Mountains and into the Rocky Mountain trench.
PRIMETIME
8:00P ET 7:00P CT 6:00P MT
5:00P PT
SECRETS OF THE SOUTHWEST
Journey through a land of unending surprises, a land of dramatic highlands and badlands
and ancient panoramas. We'll explore Monument Valley, the Grand Canyon, mazes in the
Goosenecks, dinosaur tracks in Painted Desert and Lake Powell.
9:00P ET 8:00P
CT 7:00P MT 6:00P PT
WASHINGTON, D.C.: OUR NATION'S CAPITAL
Experience the grandeur, history and vitality that gives Washington, D.C. its character.
Tour the Smithsonian and all the landmark monuments then journey out to the surrounding
countryside to view the sites of legendary battles.
10:00P ET 9:00P CT 8:00P MT 7:00P PT
URBAN WILD
NEW YORK [TV G]
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels, raccoons and turtles. In
addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird watching list in the U.S. with more than 350
different species inhabiting the park during migration season.
11:00P ET 10:00P CT 9:00P MT 8:00P PT
SECRETS OF THE SOUTHWEST
Journey through a land of unending surprises, a land of dramatic highlands and badlands
and ancient panoramas. We'll explore Monument Valley, the Grand Canyon, mazes in the
Goosenecks, dinosaur tracks in Painted Desert and Lake Powell.
12:00M ET 11:00P CT 10:00P MT 9:00P PT
WASHINGTON, D.C.: OUR NATION'S CAPITAL
Experience the grandeur, history and vitality that gives Washington, D.C. its character.
Tour the Smithsonian and all the landmark monuments then journey out to the surrounding
countryside to view the sites of legendary battles.
1:00A ET 12:00M CT 11:00P MT 10:00P PT
URBAN WILD
NEW YORK [TV G]
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels, raccoons and turtles. In
addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird watching list in the U.S. with more than 350
different species inhabiting the park during migration season.
2:00A ET 1:00A CT 12:00M MT 11:00P PT
INSECTIA
INSECTS FOR SALE [TV G]
Beyond the scientific uses of entomologists, insects have become part of a
complex and sometimes illicit trade. Begin the investigation in the outskirts of Iquitos,
Peru where curiosity and controversy can lead to profits.
2:30A ET 1:30A CT 12:30A MT 11:30P PT
GREAT CANADIAN RIVERS
THE GATAGA [TV G]
Join four intrepid adventurers as they float down British Columbia's wild Gataga River
from the heart of the Northern Rocky Mountains and into the Rocky Mountain trench.
3:00A ET 2:00A CT 1:00A MT 12:00M PT
SECRETS OF THE SOUTHWEST
Journey through a land of unending surprises, a land of dramatic highlands and badlands
and ancient panoramas. We'll explore Monument Valley, the Grand Canyon, mazes in the
Goosenecks, dinosaur tracks in Painted Desert and Lake Powell.
4:00A ET 3:00A CT 2:00A MT 1:00A PT
WASHINGTON, D.C.: OUR NATION'S CAPITAL
Experience the grandeur, history and vitality that gives Washington, D.C. its character.
Tour the Smithsonian and all the landmark monuments then journey out to the surrounding
countryside to view the sites of legendary battles.
DAYTIME
5:00A ET 4:00A CT 3:00A MT 2:00A PT
URBAN WILD
NEW YORK [TV G]
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels, raccoons and turtles. In
addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird watching list in the U.S. with more than 350
different species inhabiting the park during migration season.
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. . . Coming Soon to ESPN HD . . .
 |
| Date |
Sport |
Event |
Time [ET] |
| 9/2 |
ESPN Original Entertainment |
PLAYMAKERS Episode 2 |
9:00PM, 10:00PM, 12:00AM |
| 9/6 |
College Football |
Oklahoma @ Alabama |
7:45 |
| 9/7 |
National Football League |
Oakland @ Tennessee |
8:30 |
| 9/9 |
ESPN Original Entertainment |
PLAYMAKERS episode 3 |
9:00PM, 10:00PM, 12:00AM |
| 9/13 |
College Football |
Teams TBD |
7:45 |
| 9/14 |
National Football League |
Chicago @ Minnesota |
8:30 |
| 9/16 |
ESPN Original Entertainment |
PLAYMAKERS episode 4 |
9:00PM, 10:00PM, 12:00AM |
| 9/20 |
College Football |
Teams TBD |
7:45 |
| 9/21 |
National Football League |
Buffalo @ Miami |
8:30 |
| 9/23 |
ESPN Original Entertainment |
PLAYMAKERS episode 5 |
9:00PM, 10:00PM, 12:00AM |
|
Return to Top =I
TODAY
INHD is airing the US Open from 11:00 AM
- 6:00 PM ET and again from 7:00 PM 0 11:00 PM ET.
September 3, 2003 INHD will be airing the US Open
from 11AM - 6 PM ET and again from 7PM -11PM ET.
September 4, 2003, INHD will be airing the US Open from
11AM - 5PM ET and again from 7PM - 11PM ET.
The official kick off for these two channels is September 15th. There is some
programming listed, however, for today.
I 1 |
2 |
| 1 AM
5 AM
7 AM
9 AM
11 AM
7 PM
11 PM
|
INHD Preview
Runtime: 1:55 INHD Preview
Runtime: 1:55
INHD Preview
Runtime: 1:55
INHD Preview
Runtime: 1:55
US Open Men's 4th Rounds/Women's Quarterfinals
Runtime: 6:58
US
Open Men's 4th Rounds/Women's Quarterfinals
Runtime: 3:58
INHD Preview
Runtime 1:55 |
|
Programming for INHD2 launches September 15. Please check her
for Schedules. |
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=DIRECTV=
The DIRECTV HD package includes:
 ESPN
HD - A 24-hour high-definition simulcast service of ESPN that delivers the best
lineup of quality sports events, news and information and entertainment telecasts
currently available, including games from Major League Baseball, the National Basketball
Association , the National Football League and the National Hockey League.
 Discovery
HD Theater - Discovery HD Theater is the new 24/7 channel filmed entirely in
high-definition. The channel delivers programs about nature, science and technology,
geography, travel and world culture all designed to provide the highest-quality
viewing experience available. It offers the world's most spectacular images delivered in
the world's most stunning quality. Discovery HD Theater is like having a movie theater
right in your own home.
 HDNet - A 24-hour network
featuring live sports like NHL® and MLS® games, boxing, drama
series, concerts and original news and documentary programming including HDNet World
Report and Across America.
 HDNet
Movies - Delivers a 24-hour schedule of blockbuster movie titles from Warner
Bros., Sony, and other major studios, as well as made-for-TV movies , independent films
and shorts.
With the addition of the HD package, DIRECTV will offer seven HD channels to its more than
11.4 million customers nationwide. DIRECTV customers are currently receiving HBO®
HDTV and SHOWTIME HDTV® as part of their premium packages, as well as HD PPV
movies for $4.99 each. In addition, under terms of its new five-year agreement with the
National Football League for exclusive rights to NFL SUNDAY TICKETTM, DIRECTV
also plans to begin offering high-definition telecasts of professional football games
during the 2003 regular NFL season.
To access HDTV channels, consumers may purchase any HDTV set with a built-in DIRECTV®
Receiver or a DIRECTV-enabled high-definition set-top receiver, and a single 18 x 20- or
18 x 24-inch multi-satellite dish with three LNBs. HDTV sets integrated with the DIRECTV
Receiver, DIRECTV-enabled HD receivers and triple-LNB satellite dishes are available from
authorized DIRECTV retailers nationwide.
We are awaiting arrival of
the month's pay per view schedule from DirecTV as their web site is too time-consuming to
research.
|
Return to
Top =HDNET=
 6:00
AM ET / 3:00 AM PT
Speed Racer
The Most Dangerous Race, Part 3 - Can Speed beat Snake Oiler? Does he really need
Racer X's help? Find out in part three of The Most Dangerous Race.
6:30 AM ET / 3:30 AM PT
Speed Racer
The Secret Engine, Part 1 - Speed Racer comes to the aid of a mysterious old man
whose Model T has broken down. While Pops tries to fix his car, Speed uncovers an old
engine the man had buried long before.
7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT
HDNet Sampler
Highlights and previews of HDNet programming
 8:00 AM ET
/ 5:00 AM PT
Train Ride in the Sky: The Copper Canyon
Journey to America's largest canyon and meet its inhabitants on a 400 mile
journey.
8:30 AM ET / 5:30 AM PT
The HDNet Horse Racing Challenge
Trainers, jockeys and wagerers compete in a five week challenge.
10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT
A Caribbean Workout 2003
In Sugar Hill, Barbados overlooking the Caribbean Sea features Step 'N Box
aerobics.
10:30 AM ET / 7:30 AM PT
Molten Paradise: Kilauea Volcano
Hot lava from the summer 2002 eruptions at Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano oozes, drips
and explodes into the sea. Volcanologists, a park ranger, and a helicopter pilot present
the dramatic story of Hawaiian volcanism and the particularly exciting events of the past
twenty years.
11:00 AM ET / 8:00 AM PT
Nothing But Trailers
Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half
hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.
11:30 AM ET / 8:30 AM PT
Music Videos
12:00 PM ET / 9:00 AM PT
Higher Definition
Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky catches up with filmmakers Mark and
Michael Polish to talk about their new movie Northfork, and how HD is changing the way
they make movies. David Spade drops in for a conversation about his career and new film,
plus, previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.
12:30 PM ET / 9:30 AM PT
HDNet World Report
Russia: Boom, Bust, or Back to the Old Ways? - World Report travels to Russia to
learn if the people there have adjusted to their new democracy or if they would rather
return to the old Soviet ways. See first hand the new Capitalist invaders as well as what
has replaced the legendary food lines. There are even some surprises to make you feel as
though you never left home.
1:00 PM ET / 10:00 AM PT
Wolf Lake
Four Feet Under - During what he thinks is a routine traffic stop, Sheriff Donner
is shot three times and hangs on the brink of death as Sophia and Sherman try to convince
him that he must become a wolf in order to save himself.
2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT
College Football
University of Southern Mississippi @ University of California-Berkeley
Special Encore Presentation
5:00 PM ET / 2:00 PM PT
Friday Night Trojans
Feel the excitement of Texas high school football and follow the Trojans as they
pursue another state championship.
6:00 PM ET / 3:00 PM PT
SuperMoto Race
Join the biggest names in motorcycle racing in this event that combines dirt and
asphalt! The list includes seven time Supercross champion Jeremy McGrath, Motocross
champion Jeff Ward, World Superbike champion Scott Russell, World GP champion Kevin
Schwantz and X Games champion Mike Metzger (first to do a back flip on a motorcycle).
7:00 PM ET / 4:00 PM PT
HDNet World Report
Russia: Boom, Bust, or Back to the Old Ways? - World Report travels to Russia to
learn if the people there have adjusted to their new democracy or if they would rather
return to the old Soviet ways. See first hand the new Capitalist invaders as well as what
has replaced the legendary food lines. There are even some surprises to make you feel as
though you never left home.
7:30 PM ET / 4:30 PM PT * Premiere *
Square Pegs
It's All How You See Things - Patty "blindly" ventures out to prove her
theory that glasses decrease popularity at Weemawee, but her visionary experiment could
jeopardize her longtime relationship with best friend Lauren.
8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT * Premiere *
Ladies Man
Jimmy lands a new -- and very lucrative -- job at a company that sells furniture
on the Internet. The rest of the family is convinced that this is their ticket to wealth,
and they immediately begin making out shopping lists for cars, houses and horses.
Surprise! Jimmy learns the hard way that he was most happy working at home, working hard
and making less money...as long as he could spend more time with his family.
8:30 PM ET / 5:30 PM PT * Premiere *
Bette
Polterguest - Jon Lovitz shows up at Bette's front door and announces he's her
new neighbor and while his home is being remodeled he needs a place to stay. He's rude,
demanding, and tells Bette her house is "spiritually toxic" and its evil vibes
are the reason her movie career is in the toilet so she considers moving.
9:00 PM ET / 6:00 PM PT * Premiere *
Hogan's Heroes
A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse - General Burkhalter orders Hogan to disarm what
Hogan thinks is a fake, delayed-action bomb resting in the center of Stalag 13.
9:30 PM ET / 6:30 PM PT
Love and Money
The Music Box - To Nicholas' dismay, Effie invites Finn up to their place for
cocktails in an effort to get to know her daughter's boyfriend's father better.
10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT * Premiere *
That's Life
Something Battered, Something Blue - Lydia learns that a physical-therapy aid is
assisting the football coach in getting an edge over the competition; Jackie has an
unpleasant encounter with Victor's mother; Paulie and Plum elope when Dolly won't accept
their engagement.
11:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM PT
Wolf Lake
Four Feet Under - During what he thinks is a routine traffic stop, Sheriff Donner
is shot three times and hangs on the brink of death as Sophia and Sherman try to convince
him that he must become a wolf in order to save himself.
12:00 AM ET / 9:00 PM PT
HDNet Movie Night
Rocky V - Rocky Balboa, one-time champ, has hit rock bottom in his old
Philadelphia neighborhood. After training a young fighter who turns ingrate, Rocky decides
to risk everything on one more bout.
2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT
Friday Night Trojans|
Feel the excitement of Texas high school football and follow the Trojans as they
pursue another state championship.
3:00 AM ET / 12:00 AM PT
Nothing But Trailers
Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half
hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.
3:30 AM ET / 12:30 AM PT
Vital Signs
This is a fantasy like no other. Loosely based on Dante's "Divine
Comedy," it considers the nature of the afterlife and the limits of reason. Will
Dante go through the gate? You'll have to watch to find out.
4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT
HDNet Sampler
Highlights and previews of HDNet programming
5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT
Floating Down the Past
Go on a fascinating search for clues about ancient life along the San Juan River.
When the Anasazi people thrived in this region up to ',000 years ago, they left behind
many stories in the form of petroglyphs on rocks. The crew and some friends travel along
the river in southern Utah providing interpretations of the art and the Anasazi lifestyle.
Return to Top =HDNET MOVIES=
 7:45 AM ET
/ 4:45 AM PT
Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan
PG - 2:11
Cast: Christopher Lambert, Andie MacDowell, Sir Ralph Richardson, Director: Hugh Hudson
A baby whose parents are killed is raised by apes. Twenty years later he is discovered by
a Captain who becomes determined to return him to civilization.
10:05 AM ET / 7:05 AM PT
Four Musketeers
PG - 1:48
Cast: Oliver Reed, Faye Dunaway, Richard Chamberlain, Director: Richard Lester
The musketeers continue their merry-making, fighting for the queen and engage in many
sword battles.
12:00 PM ET / 9:00 AM PT
Beyond the Poseidon Adventure
PG - 1:54
Cast: Michael Caine, Sally Field, Telly Savalas, Director: Irwin Allen
A group of fortune hunters out to salvage the mysterious unknown cargo in the Poseidon's
hold encounter a medical team looking for survivors.
2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT
Blood Alley
NR - 1:55
Cast: John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Anita Ekberg, Director: John Wayne / William Wellman
An American merchant marine captain ferries a group of Chinese refugees down the Yangtze
River to escape the communists.
4:00 PM ET / 1:00 PM PT
Going In Style
PG - 1:31
Cast: George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg, Director: Martin Brest
Three senior citizens, who are slowly withering away, decide to liven things by organizing
a bank robbery.
5:45 PM ET / 2:45 PM PT
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
NR - 2:12
Cast: Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Victor Buono, Director: Robert Aldrich
Psychopathic relationship between two sisters, one a former child vaudeville star and the
other a crippled ex-silent star of the screen, who are bound together in hate in a house
of fear.
8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT
The Great Bank Hoax
PG - 1:29
Cast: Richard Basehart, Ned Beatty, Burgess Meredith, Director: Joseph Jacoby
Three bank managers decide to rob their own bank to cover up the fact that all the assets
have been embezzled.
9:35 PM ET / 6:35 PM PT
Ocean's Eleven
NR - 2:07
Cast: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Jr. Davis, Director: Lewis Milestone
Eleven friends who know each other from World War II service plan to rob five of the
biggest casinos in Las Vegas in one night.
11:45 PM ET / 8:45 PM PT Going In Style
PG - 1:31
Cast: George Burns, Art Carney, Lee Strasberg, Director: Martin Brest
Three senior citizens, who are slowly withering away, decide to liven things by organizing
a bank robbery.
1:30 AM ET / 10:30 PM PT
Looker
PG - 1:34
Cast: Albert Finney, Susan Dey, James Coburn, Director: Michael Crichton
A plastic surgeon gets suspicious when models he has operated on begin to die in
mysterious ways.
3:05 AM ET / 12:05 AM
PT McQ
PG - 1:56
Cast: John Wayne, Eddie Albert, Diana Muldaur, Director: John Sturges
An aging cop pursues the gangster who murdered his partner.
5:00 AM ET / 2:00 AM PT
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
NR - 2:12
Cast: Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Victor Buono, Director: Robert Aldrich
Psychopathic relationship between two sisters, one a former child vaudeville star and the
other a crippled ex-silent star of the screen, who are bound together in hate in a house
of fear.
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7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT
MAC AND ME
Time:99
Genre:Family, Fantasy
PG A wheelchair-bound boy and his young female pal attempt to reunite an extraterrestrial
with his parents while protecting the adolescent creature from probing authorities in this
fun-filled family flick. Christine Ebersole, Jonathan Ward, Katrina Caspary, Lauren
Stanley and Jade Calegory star. Directed by Stewart Raffill.
8:45 AM ET / 5:45 AM PT
CAPTAIN RON
Time:100
Genre:Adventure, Comedy
PG13 Kurt Russell and Martin Short star in this hilarious story about a family whose dream
of life on the high seas aboard their newly inherited yacht sinks like a stone when they
hire a drunken incompetent to sail the craft. Mary Kay Place, Meadow Sisto and Benjamin
Harvey co-star in this comedy written and directed by Thom Eberhardt.
10:30 AM ET / 7:30 AM PT
TRAPPED IN PARADISE
Time:111
Genre:Comedy
PG13 Did you ever find a town that seemed too good to be true? Well, welcome to Paradise!
When brothers Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey rob the local bank on Christmas
Eve, their escape attempts are stymied by the friendliness of the townspeople, who just
can't bear to let these nice guys leave their picture-postcard town. Before it's all over,
will the brothers learn that it's a wonderful life, after all? With Madchen Amick (Stephen
King's Sleepwalkers) and Donald Moffat (The Thing).
2:15 PM ET / 11:15 AM PT
JUWANNA MANN
Time:91
Genre:Comedy, Sports
PG13 When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is fired from the
NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive behavior, he immediately loses his
girlfriend, his home and his party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is
inspired by neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal
cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro basketball league.
Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through
a series of comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love with
a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and
'Lil Kim.
 4:00 PM ET /
1:00 PM PT
MRS. DOUBTFIRE
Time:125
Genre:Comedy
PG13 Life is a drag--literally!--for a divorced actor whose wife gets full custody of his
adored kids. To be near them, Robin Williams dresses up as sweet Mrs. Doubtfire and gets
hired as the family nanny! "Williams is a drag-out hit" (Hollywood Reporter) as
the loving dad in this hit family comedy. Sally Field is his long-suffering wife, and
Pierce Brosnan plays her new beau. With Harvey Fierstein (Torch Song Trilogy).
6:15 PM ET / 3:15 PM PT
CAPTAIN RON
Time:100
Genre:Adventure, Comedy
PG13 Kurt Russell and Martin Short star in this hilarious story about a family whose dream
of life on the high seas aboard their newly inherited yacht sinks like a stone when they
hire a drunken incompetent to sail the craft. Mary Kay Place, Meadow Sisto and Benjamin
Harvey co-star in this comedy written and directed by Thom Eberhardt.
8:00 PM ET / 12:30 PM PT
INSOMNIA
Time:118
Genre:Crime, Thriller
R An LAPD detective sent to Alaska to investigate a homicide commits a mortal mistake that
forces him into a deadly game of cat and mouse with a serial killer in this "taut,
tense and terrific" (Rolling Stone) remake of the 1997 Norwegian thriller. Al Pacino
stars as Will Dormer, a veteran cop whose questionable methods have sparked an Internal
Affairs inquiry that has him sent to look into a serial slaying in the town of
Nightmute--where it's daylight around the clock. But Dormer's stress and inability to
sleep result in a critical error that connects him to the killer...and forces him into the
terrible dilemma of deciding between saving his career and stopping the madman. Robin
Williams and Hilary Swank (Boys Don't Cry) co-star. Directed by Christopher Nolan
(Memento).
10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT
JUWANNA MANN
Time:91
Genre:Comedy, Sports
PG13 When star basketball player Jamal Jefferies (Miguel A. Nunez Jr.) is fired from the
NBA for his on- and off-court arrogance and offensive behavior, he immediately loses his
girlfriend, his home and his party lifestyle. Jamal vows to get his life back and is
inspired by neighborhood girls playing ball. Wearing a big wig and falsies, Jamal
cross-dresses into Juwanna Mann (a woman!) to join the all-female pro basketball league.
Juwanna instantly becomes the star player, but fame doesn't come easy as he learns through
a series of comic gender-benders--including awkward shower scenes and falling in love with
a teammate (Vivica A. Fox)! With Tommy Davidson, Kevin Pollak, Ginuwine, Kim Wayans and
'Lil Kim.
12:45 AM ET / 9:45 PM PT
THE GHOST AND THE DARKNESS
Time:109
Genre:Suspense, Thriller
R They stalk with superhuman cunning...they kill with no mercy...and their prey is man! In
this "rousing, tooth-and-claw adventure tale" (New York Post), two vicious
killers terrorize the workers struggling to build a railroad across turn-of-the-century
Africa. The predators are huge lions. But are they just lions, as engineer Val Kilmer and
hunter Michael Douglas say...or, as the natives believe, something infinitely more evil? A
heart-stopping thriller based on a true story.
3:15 AM ET / 12:15 AM PT
I MARRIED A STRANGE PERSON!
Time:72
Genre:Animation, Comedy
R New York animator Bill Plympton brings his twisted visual style and darkly humorous
storytelling into focus in this wicked comedy. Grant Boyer is a newly married gentleman
who, thanks to a boil on his neck, is suddenly given power over everything--from
transforming his wife into his fantasy girl during sex to dealing with his nasty in-laws.
Everything's great until Grant finds himself being hunted by a power-mad mogul who wants
the magic boil for himself.
3:30 PM ET / 12:30 PM PT
INSOMNIA
Time:118
Genre:Crime, Thriller
R An LAPD detective sent to Alaska to investigate a homicide commits a mortal mistake that
forces him into a deadly game of cat and mouse with a serial killer in this "taut,
tense and terrific" (Rolling Stone) remake of the 1997 Norwegian thriller. Al Pacino
stars as Will Dormer, a veteran cop whose questionable methods have sparked an Internal
Affairs inquiry that has him sent to look into a serial slaying in the town of
Nightmute--where it's daylight around the clock. But Dormer's stress and inability to
sleep result in a critical error that connects him to the killer...and forces him into the
terrible dilemma of deciding between saving his career and stopping the madman. Robin
Williams and Hilary Swank (Boys Don't Cry) co-star. Directed by Christopher Nolan
(Memento).
7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT
ANNIE
Time:127
Genre:Family, Musical
PG America's favorite orphan from the popular comic strip will win your heart in this
joyful musical based on the Broadway hit. Carol Burnett has a field day as the wicked,
tippling warden of the orphanage, and Albert Finney plays Daddy Warbucks.
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7:00 AM ET / 3:00 PT
Huckleberry Finn (1974)
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
STEREO
1974, 1 h 54 m
G Musical version of Mark Twain's classic novel starring Jeff East ("Superman")
as the titular hero, a mischievous runaway who befriends an escaped slave named Jim (Paul
Winfield) for a river adventure down the Mississippi. A sequel to the smash musical hit
"Tom Sawyer" (1973), this follow-up also features music from the sibling
composing team of Robert and Richard Sherman ("Mary Poppins," "Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang").
12:30 PM ET / 9:30 AM PT
Car 54, Where Are You?
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
STEREO / CCAP / ESP
1994, 1 h 28 m
PG13 Officers Muldoon (John C. McGinley) and Toody (David Johansen) are back in this
slapstick comedy that updates the classic 1961 TV sitcom to present-day Brooklyn, where
the bungling boys in blue attempt to protect a mob witness...who is promptly left in the
trunk of a stolen car. Fran Drescher, Rosie O'Donnell, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy Piven and
series veterans Nipsey Russell and "Grampa" Al Lewis costar in this farcical
lampoon.
2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT
Once Bitten
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONVERTED
1985, 1 h 32 m
PG13 Phenomenally funny comic actor Jim Carrey ("Dumb and Dumber," "Bruce
Almighty") makes his big-screen debut with this horror comedy about a female vampire
(Lauren Hutton) seeking the three male virgins whose blood she needs to drink in order to
maintain her immortality. Cleavon Little and Robert Klein costar in this biting farce.
3:35 PM ET / 12:35 AM PT
The Sum Of Us
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
STEREO / ESP
1 h 39 m
R Before he became a Hollywood sensation, Russell Crowe made a number of acclaimed films
Down Under, such as this touching comedy from Geoff Burton and Kevin Dowling, about the
ultimate Aussie odd couple: Harry (Jack Thompson), a widower, and his beloved gay son Jeff
(Crowe). The pair are not only father and son, they are also roomies. Despite some
hilariously awkward moments caused by Harry's blind acceptance of his son's lifestyle, the
two form a loving bond even as they each try to find a long-term romantic mate.
5:30 PM ET / 2:30 PM PT
Cousins
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
1989, 1 h 50 m
PG13 When they discover at a wedding that their spouses, who are distant cousins, have
enjoyed a sexual encounter, new friends Ted Danson and Isabella Rossellini embark on a
passionate relationship of their own - but what began as half-hearted revenge transforms
into a genuine romance. Sean Young, William Petersen and Lloyd Bridges costar in this
touchingly funny remake of the French classic "Cousin, Cousine" from director
Joel Schumacher ("St. Elmo's Fire," "The Lost Boys").
7:30 PM ET / 4:30 PM PT
Zoolander
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1 / CCAP / ESP
2001, 1 h 29 m
PG13 Ben Stiller created and stars in this fashion industry spoof as IQ-challenged
supermodel Derek Zoolander, a vain and sweetly stupid hunk who is brainwashed by evil
designer Mugatu into becoming a top-secret assassin. Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell costar
in this comedy that began as a skit at the 1996 VH1 Fashion Awards.
 9:00 PM ET / 6:00 PM PT
Vanilla Sky
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
2001, 2 h 15 m
R Tom Cruise delivers one of his finest performances in this unforgettable film that
reunites him with Cameron Crowe, the director of "Jerry Maguire." The charmed
life of young, handsome and wealthy publishing tycoon David Aames (Cruise) seems somehow
incomplete until he meets the woman of his dreams (Penelope Cruz). But a fateful encounter
with a jealous lover (Cameron Diaz) sends David's world out of control, rocketing him on a
rollercoaster ride of romance, sex, suspicion and dreams...leading to a shocking, final
awakening.
11:15 PM ET / 8:25 PM PT
Dead Like Me: Business Unfinished
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
DOLBY DIGITAL 5.1
45 m
TV14 When a wealthy society matron refuses to cross over, Daisy enlists George's help in
fleecing her son.
12:00 AM ET / 9:00 PM PT
Dead In The Water
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONVERTED
1 h 28 m
R Gloria (Dominique Swain) is the spoiled daughter of a wealthy Brazilian
businessman, accustomed to getting anything and anyone she wants. When her summer pleasure
cruise on daddy's yacht with a trio of smitten boyfriends takes a sudden, dangerous turn,
Gloria will commit any sin to preserve her pampered existence. Scott Bairstow and Henry
Thomas costar in this sexy thriller.
5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT
Cousins
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
STEREO / ESP
1989, 1 h 50 m
PG13 When they discover at a wedding that their spouses, who are distant cousins, have
enjoyed a sexual encounter, new friends Ted Danson and Isabella Rossellini embark on a
passionate relationship of their own - but what began as half-hearted revenge transforms
into a genuine romance. Sean Young, William Petersen and Lloyd Bridges costar in this
touchingly funny remake of the French classic "Cousin, Cousine" from director
Joel Schumacher ("St. Elmo's Fire," "The Lost Boys").
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