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According to Jim
"Scary Movie"
Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim secretly takes them to
see a scary movie.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
According to Jim
"We Have a Bingo"
Jim wrestles with his conscience after he cheats at a church
fundraiser bingo game.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
2004 State Of The Union Address
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Navy NCIS
"Hung Out to Dry"
When a Marine dies from crashing into a parked car after his
parachute fails to open during a training exercise, Gibbs and his
agents take on the case.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
2004 State Of The Union Address
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Two and a Half Men

"Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump"
Charlie, reluctantly dragged to one of Jake's soccer games after a
drunken night in Vegas, lucks out when he winds up with a date
with a hot mama. Meanwhile, two single moms who have just
discovered that Alan is newly available hit on him--literally.
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The Tracy Morgan
"Show The Value Of Money"
When Derrick (Marc John Jefferies) and Jimmy (Bobb'e J.
Thompson) demand their father buy a new video-game system to
replace the one they broke, Tracy (Tracy Morgan) decides to
teach his boys the value of a dollar through a little hard work
at the garage. However, when Tracy's lesson in money backfires,
the boys believe their father's lecture indicates that they are
broke. Meanwhile, an offer from an old boss prompts Alicia (Tamala
Jones) to go back to work in the hopes of finding some adult
interaction. John Witherspoon, Heavy D and Katt Williams also
star.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C

Whoopi
"Don't Hide Your Bag"
When the nation's security threat level is elevated to an orange
alert, Nasim's (Omid Djalili) paranoia over an abandoned
designer briefcase in the hotel lobby and fear of getting SARS
from a group of Toronto tourists, carries over to Mavis (Whoopi
Goldberg), who calls the police bomb squad to blow up the
attache. But when Mavis discovers that her brother Courtney
(Wren T. Brown) is missing his expensive new briefcase -- which
was a gift from girlfriend, Rita (Elizabeth Regen), she
scrambles to find an inexpensive knockoff.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
2004 State Of The Union Address
11:34PM ET/10:34 C The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

GUESTS

Noah Wyle

Toby
Keith
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Gilmore Girls
"The Nanny and the Professor"
Lorelai (Lauren Graham) makes Jason (Chris Eigeman) promise
not to tell her parents about their budding romance, but she
is still shocked to hear that Richard (Edward Herrmann) and
Emily (Kelly Bishop) attended a charity event and saw Jason
there with a date. When Rory (Alexis Bledel) and Paris (Liza
Weil) take part in an all-night hazing ritual for new
staffers of the Yale newspaper, Rory finds herself making
excuses to the paper's neurotic editor, Doyle (guest star
Danny Strong, "Seabiscuit"), after Paris sneaks out to meet
Professor Flemming, (guest star Michael York). Meanwhile,
Lane (Keiko Agena) gets a job working for Luke (Scott
Patterson) at the diner and Michel (Yanic Truesdale)
babysits for Sookie's (Melissa McCarthy) son.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
One Tree Hill
"You Gotta Go There to Come Back"
After Whitey (Barry Corbin) cancels basketball practice,
Brooke (Sophia Bush) convinces Lucas (Chad Michael Murray)
to let loose and takes him out for a wild night out on the
town. Meanwhile, Deb (Barbara Allyn Woods) instructs Dan
(Paul Johansson) to take Nathan (James Lafferty) away for a
father-son weekend to try and rebuild their relationship,
but things don't go exactly as she had hoped.
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JAKERS! THE ADVENTURES OF PIGGLEY WINKS
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AMERICAN FAMILY
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Bravo HD+ will turn any hi-tech home theater into an entertainment powerhouse with breathtaking high-caliber performance arts, exclusive high-stakes sports coverage including the Olympics and the Triple Crown, plus The West Wing like you've never experienced it before.
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The most honored series in television history premiered on Bravo HD+ in September 2003.
Bravo HD+ is this only place to see The West Wing from the very beginning in stunning HD.
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The arts come alive in full HD on Bravo HD+. From music, to dance, to the stage, Bravo HD+ is the network to turn to for compelling performance arts including Music in High Places, "Cirque du Soleil: Varekai," and "All Access on TV." |
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The unequivocal talent of this Grammy Award-winning tenor saxophonist, world-renowned for his musical scope that spans from jazz to classical to pop, can be seen and heard in this wonderful concert.
This beautiful dance interpretation of the fairytale Cinderella is exquisitely captured in high definition.
This visually stunning production pays tribute to the nomadic soul, to the spirit and art of the circus tradition, and to the infinite passion of those whose quest takes them along the path that leads to "Varekai."
Directed by Spike Lee, the cinematically and thematically compelling film, Malcolm X, earned Denzel Washington a "Best Actor" Oscar nomination for his brilliant performance in the title role as the famous leader
The ultimate international music and travel adventure series featuring top recording artists such as Ryan Adams, The Goo Goo Dolls, Tha Calling and India Arie in the most ancient sites on earth. Each expedition takes music's biggest artists to the four corners of the globe & features exciting acoustic performances of their best loved hits set against the backdrop of earth's most intriguing natural locations. In December see The Calling: Live From Italy.
Described as "one of the most confident comedians, man or woman, to step on the Improv stage," by the Dallas Morning News, comedienne Suzanne Westenhoefer (I'm not Cindy Brady, A Family Affair), keeps audiences laughing with her uproarious humor.
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Surprise By
Design II
Our guests surprise a loved one with a makeover of part of
their home or yard, with the help of designers Robert Verdi
and Rebecca Cole. Armed with some paint, a slide rule or two,
and their own brand of creative ingenuity, Robert and Rebecca
depend on the kindness of strangers in this case, the
homeowner's family and friends to get the job done. In one
day. With a budget that can't exceed $2,500. In each episode,
they squeeze in a "Quick Change": a super-fast, and
super-cheap, smaller project. Now in Hi-Definition every
weekday on Discovery HD Theater.
Starting
January: Monday Friday every week, 1 p.m. ET/PT
South Georgia Island: Life Under the Furious Fifties
An island lost at the end of the world. A land battered by the
furious winds of the Arctic. A cemetery of ships and whaling
settlements. Witness nature's struggle for survival on one of
the most remote and unforgiving islands on the planet.
On
Superbowl Sunday...
...technology trend watchers expect
many football fans will be as excited about watching the big
game in high definition as they are about the actual event.
But what if the game's a
rout? What if youve got one of the over 600,000 new HD sets
purchased last December alone and want to take your friends
for an HD test drive? Or - could this be real - what if
there's not a football fan in the house? What other
programming could possibly compete on February 1st?
Discovery HD Theater, a
24/7 network offering true high def content, plans to offer an
extraordinary evening of HD viewers in any one of the above
situations. Offering the best of the HD best, Superbowl
Sunday will feature programs of especially eye-popping
features in 1080i HD. Called Super Bowl Showcase: The Xs and
Os of HD, the Discovery HD Theater extravaganza will feature a
broad range of entertainment options all in crystal clear HD.
Plus, viewers who tune in will be treated to the first-ever
sneak peek trailers of ARCTIC MISSION, a high def adventure
through the beautiful, unexplored region of the world - the
Arctic. The series begins on Feb. 24 at 9 pm ET.
Below are brief
descriptions of programming planned for Super Bowl Showcase.
For more information, please contact me. Thanks for your
time.
Dinosaur Planet: White
Tip's Journey
Velociraptor named White
Tip loses the rest of her pack and must struggle to survive
on her own. In time, she locates a new pack, as well as a
mate, only to find that her hardships are just beginning in
the harsh desert environment. NARRATED by Christian Slater.
South Georgia Island:
Life Under the Furious Fifties
An island lost at the end
of the world and battered by the furious winds of the 50th
parallel. A cemetery of ships and settlements and a
paradise for Antarctic species. Life here remains in its
original state: pure, tenacious, violent and savage, but
above all, profoundly beautiful.
XMA: Xtreme Martial
Arts
The World's legendary
fighting styles, seen in an entirely new way. Two young
martial artists fight their way through the world's most
prestigious tournament and through the power of modern
scientific analysis and motion-capture animation, viewers
travel inside a secretive, hidden world.
Dinosaur Planet: Pod's
Travels
Pod, a Male Pyroraptor,
is alone in the world after his sisters die in a tidal wave
that sweeps him out to sea. After landing on an island
populated with dwarf-sized dinosaurs, Pod discovers that
he's become the apex predator. But, as a gregarious and
social pack animal, Pod learns that it's lonely at the top
of the food chain. NARRATED BY Christian Slater


6:00AM ET/5:00 CRoyal Secrets
"Glory"
Follow the lives of three legendary English and French rulers
- Elizabeth I, Edward I and Louis XIV. Each leader faced
tremendous challenges during their reigns from creating
spectacular palaces to proving their bravery on the
battlefield.
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Royal Secrets
"Folly"
When monarchs erred, they erred on a grand scale. Queen
Adelaide of Sicily married a cad and was conned out of her
large dowry. James IV of Scotland fell under the spell of a
drunken quack.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Manassas: End Of Innocence
This intimate, immersive docudrama tells the true story of the
first major battle of the Civil War, First Manassas. Civilians
see violence literally erupt in their front yards and naive
soldiers' romantic notions of war die as their comrades fall.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Mysteries Of The Alaskan Mummies
Alaska's Aleutian Islands have been a hotbed of exploration
for anthropologists and their hated counterparts the treasure
hunter. Caves on the islands served as the final resting place
for the only North American mummies discovered - The Aleutian
Mummies.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The
Baby Human
"To Think"
An infant in a crib possesses the most powerful learning
machine in the world. Having arrived on this planet, this
intuitive scientist begins its observations in its laboratory,
the world around it.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Feast Of Dates
Travel to the United Arab Emirates where the date palm serves
as the tree of life for the desert dwellers. Known as the
phoenix by scientists, for its ability to survive in the
driest and harshest places, the date palm is an extraordinary
species.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Sacred Monuments Of Asia
"India"
India bustles with life of every imaginable sort. Her people
are a rainbow of backgrounds and beliefs. Travel to India to
meet the people and their religions.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Erin & Spencer"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Shakespeare In Style"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Marry Me, Melissa!"
Engaged four years before finally setting a wedding date, Marc
and Melissa's plans were changed when Marc's mother was
diagnosed with cancer. Marc wants to surprise Melissa with a
makeover of their Florida room.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Imaginations Run Wild"
There are no limits to creativity a Tucson, Arizona couple are
rebels with a cause - some of their art defies city code. And
known as 'the old wreckin' yard' a man has turned his home
into an incredible gallery of kinetic sculptures and steel
vegetation.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Rust In Peace"
For those of us who weren't around when these classics were in
their glory, here's our chance to see some of them aging
gracefully.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Insectia
"Time Travellers"
Go back in time to discover the insects of old, trapped in
amber and perfectly preserved in little time machines.
Scientists have even extracted ancient insects' DNA from the
huge number caught in the prehistoric amber of the Dominican
Republic.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers
"Columbia, The"
The Columbia River, 2,000 kilmoters in legnth, originates from
the marshes of Columbia Lake in southeastern British Columbia.
Flowing through the Arrow Lakes, the river meets the Pacific
near Astoria, Oregon. The river produces nearly 1/3 of BC's
power.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Manassas: End Of Innocence
This intimate, immersive docudrama tells the true story of the
first major battle of the Civil War, First Manassas. Civilians
see violence literally erupt in their front yards and naive
soldiers' romantic notions of war die as their comrades fall.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Mysteries Of The Alaskan Mummies
Alaska's Aleutian Islands have been a hotbed of exploration
for anthropologists and their hated counterparts the treasure
hunter. Caves on the islands served as the final resting place
for the only North American mummies discovered - The Aleutian
Mummies.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Baby Human, The
"To Think"
An infant in a crib possesses the most powerful learning
machine in the world. Having arrived on this planet, this
intuitive scientist begins its observations in its laboratory,
the world around it.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Africa's Elephant Kingdom
An extended elephant family, featuring a venerable Old Bull,
embarks upon a life-and-death journey across the vast African
plains. Through oppressive conditions they persevere, facing
extraordinary joys and sorrows in life.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom (wt)
Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of
Nubia. At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was
so powerful they actually conquered the Egyptians. Long
forgotten, it has been eclipsed by the treasures of Ancient
Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally coming into its
own.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Quest For The Lost Pharaoh
Follow Egyptologist Vassil Dobrev as he uncovers a hidden tomb
of enormous proportions. By analyzing the hieroglyphics and
the structure and placement of the tomb, Vassil reveals that
the tomb dates back some 4,500 years.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Uganda: The Presidential Tour
News journalist Forrest Sawyer and Ugandan President Yoweri
Kaguta Museveni takes viewers on a colorful tour of Uganda, a
country blessed with beauty, dramatic diversity, numerous
cultures and an abundance of wildlife.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom (wt)
Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of
Nubia. At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was
so powerful they actually conquered the Egyptians. Long
forgotten, it has been eclipsed by the treasures of Ancient
Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally coming into its
own.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Quest For The Lost Pharaoh
Follow Egyptologist Vassil Dobrev as he uncovers a hidden tomb
of enormous proportions. By analyzing the hieroglyphics and
the structure and placement of the tomb, Vassil reveals that
the tomb dates back some 4,500 years.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Uganda: The Presidential Tour
News journalist Forrest Sawyer and Ugandan President Yoweri
Kaguta Museveni takes viewers on a colorful tour of Uganda, a
country blessed with beauty, dramatic diversity, numerous
cultures and an abundance of wildlife.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Insectia
"Life In The Desert"
Find out how insects can stay alive in the arid expanses of
the Sahara desert by preserving their precious water supply.
Locusts, Desert Beetles, and many other insects store this
resource to survive the Moroccan sun.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers
"The Coppermine"
From its headwaters at Lac de Gras, the Coppermine River flows
swiftly down through stark Arctic tundra, dense spruce
forests, and the low lying mountain ranges to its mouth at the
Coronation Gulf of the Arctic Ocean, at the community of
Kuglugtuk.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Nubia: The Forgotten Kingdom (wt)
Buried in the sands of modern Sudan is the ancient kingdom of
Nubia. At one point, this civilization of black pharaohs was
so powerful they actually conquered the Egyptians. Long
forgotten, it has been eclipsed by the treasures of Ancient
Egypt to the north. But, it is now finally coming into its
own.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Quest For The Lost Pharaoh
Follow Egyptologist Vassil Dobrev as he uncovers a hidden tomb
of enormous proportions. By analyzing the hieroglyphics and
the structure and placement of the tomb, Vassil reveals that
the tomb dates back some 4,500 years.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Uganda: The Presidential Tour
News journalist Forrest Sawyer and Ugandan President Yoweri
Kaguta Museveni takes viewers on a colorful tour of Uganda, a
country blessed with beauty, dramatic diversity, numerous
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Fish Face At Sea Exhibition
Underwater HD videographer Ikuo
Nakamura takes viewers into the sub-tropical waters off the
island chain of Okinawa, Japan to visit the massive
stretches of coral reef and the resident marine life.
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Penguins: Antarctic & Sub-Antarctic
Explore the remote islands of the "Penguin Kingdom"
in HDTV. Protected by Australia and New Zealand, the isles
boast the richest diversity of penguin species in the world.
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Space
Join the crew of the Space Shuttle
Endeavor as they orbit the earth capturing stunning images
of our planet in HD.
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:24
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Crystal Kingdom #1
This is the first in a documentary series
highlighting the incredible beauty and rich history of
Sweden's glass and crystal factories. With fascinating
interviews, one of a kind art pieces, and an inside look at
the factories of Orrefors, Kosta Boda, Afors, SEA,
Studioglas, and many others. This is an exciting and
educational series for viewers of all ages.
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Sweet Addition: Eat Dessert First...
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Big Wednesday
This coming-of-age story follows the
lives of three carefree surfer buddies who return to the
coast and reunite after serving tours of duty in Vietnam.
PG
Runtime: 1:59
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Bundy's Last Great Adventure
TV-G
Runtime: 0:54
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
College Hockey: Air Force @ Army
Its war on ice when fierce college
hockey rivals Air Force and Army face off at West Point.
NR
Runtime: 2:58
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Brain Game #15
TV-G
Runtime: 0:24
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Penguins: Antarctic & Sub-Antarctic
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Space
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:24
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Sweet Addition: Eat Dessert First...
Chef Dannielle Myxter shows you why desserts should
start any meal
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Crystal Kingdom #1
This is the first in a documentary
series highlighting the incredible beauty and rich history
of Sweden's glass and crystal factories. With fascinating
interviews, one of a kind art pieces, and an inside look at
the factories of Orrefors, Kosta Boda, Afors, SEA,
Studioglas, and many others. This is an exciting and
educational series for viewers of all ages.
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #26: Another Life
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
TNA Xplosion #13
This action-packed recap of the
latest TNA wrestling event as well as first-run, never seen
before matches and classified previews of upcoming action.
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
College Hockey: Air Force @ Army
NR
Runtime: 2:58
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
TNA Xplosion #13
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
College Hockey: Air Force @ Army
NR
Runtime: 2:58
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Twilight Zone #26: Another Life
A successful hip-hop artist has such shocking visions
of suffering as a result of a brutal police interrogation
that he begins to doubt his own innocence and identity.
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Space
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:24
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Innocent Blood
This film has an amusing blend of
black comedy, horror and romance, where a lonely and
consciencious vampire who restricts her feeding requirements
to the violent Pittsburgh gangsters who are at large in the
city . Her victims become vampires themselves if she fails
to permanently immobilise them, so when this happens, the
gangsters become a serious problem which she has to fix.
R
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Under The Rainbow
When the nephew of a hotel manager
is asked to take over the Culver Hotel for the weekend, the
stage is set for chaos and comedy. The new manager overbooks
the hotel with secret agents, royalty, Nazis, Japanese spies
and the midget cast of the Wizard of Oz.
PG
Runtime: 1:37
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Discoveries...America: New Hampshire
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Discoveries...America: Washington
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Discoveries...America: Wyoming
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Warren Miller's Vertical Reality
Filmmaker Warren Miller takes viewers on an
entertaining around-the-world trip, capturing the greatest
skiers and snowboarders in action. Travel through Austria,
Canada, India, Italy, New Zealand, Russia and the United
States on a journey filled with humor and amazing stunts.
TV-PG
Runtime: 1:42
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Stars Fell On Henrietta
PG
Runtime: 1:45
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Big Wednesday
PG
Runtime: 1:59
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Henri Matisse And Midi
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Wild Blue Yonder
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Penguins: Antarctic & Sub-Antarctic
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Henri Matisse And Midi
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Fish Face At Sea Exhibition
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Minnesota Extreme
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
TNA Xplosion #13
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Sea Forest
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #26: Another Life
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Henri Matisse And Midi
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Under The Rainbow
PG
Runtime: 1:37
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Stars Fell On Henrietta
PG
Runtime: 1:45
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
TNA Xplosion #13
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Big Wednesday
PG
Runtime: 1:59
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Wild Secrets
Galapagos: Evolution at the Speed of Life - The effect of El Nino
weather patterns on wildlife has been documented worldwide for
years, but scientists are now uncovering some startling new facts.
On the Galapagos Islands lack of food has caused a colony of
marine iguanas to physically shrink. In the hunt for food, these
iguanas are forced to venture ashore, and some are beginning to
breed with their land-based cousins.
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
HDNet This Month
January 2004 - Take a look at HDNet's weekly programming and
specials. HDNet This Month also gives you a sneak peak at the
films you can see this month on HDNet Movies. HDNet is television
like you've never seen before.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Smart Travels Europe
Provence - Sun, olive trees, and cicadas - we're in the heart of
France. Take in the delights of Arles, Avignon, and take a dip in
the Mediterranean. Plus, tips on renting a vacation home in
France.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Test Patterns
Wonder how your home theatre is doing? Wish you had test patterns
to help set it up? Well, HDNet is here to help. This short program
will help you get the most out of your home theatre setup by
providing you with the same professional test patterns HDNet uses
to set their gear.
8:10AM ET/7:10 C
The Desert Speaks
Tehuacan: A Spanish Legacy - A trip through valley of Tehuacan to
the ancient city of Oaxaca in southern
Mexico is an exploration of
Spanish influence. From the construction of immense missions to
the introduction of the plants (like the mango), and even the
distillation process, the Spanish impact on native culture in
undeniable. However, there were things the Spaniards knew not to
change. Even today, salt mining occurs in the same places and in
the same way as it has for centuries before the Spaniards arrived.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
HDNet's Across America
Times Square, New York City - Visit the "hub of the world", New
York City's famed Times Square.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition
Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky sits down with "Dark
Angel" Jessica Alba, to talk about her new movie Honey, and her
transition from TV to film. Plus, don't miss previews of what's
coming soon in HDNet Entertainment.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
White Hot Winter
Eastern Townships (Sutton, Owl's Head, Orford) - A quick 45-minute
drive south of Montreal, Quebec's charming Eastern Townships is a
winter playground. With five ski hills in the region, you're never
far from hitting the slopes. In the Eastern Townships, White Hot
Winter spends an afternoon with a race-car driver at North
America's only 'ice' car race. Plus, meet a group of Washington DC
tourists getting sweet at an old-fashioned Sugar Shack.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing Texas
This week on Designing Texas we tour a home away from home for
actress Janine Turner and her daughter Juliette. Plus we check out
Austin's best rooms with a view, and a Finishing Touch that's a
rewarding romp thru an intriguing place called Forty Five Ten.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
New York International Auto Show
Take a high definition tour of the 2003 New York Auto Show, where
we focus on new cars from Maserati and Mini.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Weekend Explorer
Cascades, Pacific Northwest - Go on an off-roading adventure to
some beautiful mountain vistas, enjoy a picnic on the trail with
some friendly llamas, and take a relaxing bike ride along a scenic
river. Explore mud pots, fumeroles, beautiful blue pools of
boiling water, and other volcanic activity in spectacular Lassen
National Park.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Beautiful Landscapes of Japan
A Night View of Kobe
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Iraq: Unseen Danger - HDNet World Report continues its coverage of
Iraq with a program focused on the RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade).
This low-tech weapon, used mostly by so-called insurgents in Iraq
is having a devastating effect on some of America's high tech
weaponry. Take an up-close look at the enemy's weapon of choice to
combat the Coalition.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
HDNet World Report
Liberia: Putting Lives and Families Back Together After the War -
World Report travels to war-torn Liberia to witness the
devastation of that Nation's war, and the efforts being made to
put the country and the country's families back together.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music
True Music's Katie Daryl will be debuting the latest HD music
video from DJ Acucrac. Performing on the show this week will be
the indie-rock sound of Switchfoot, a fresh band signed to
Columbia Records. Plus, the hip-hop act Hydroponic Sound System
let us tag along as they performed at a benefit concert.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
The Top Secret Top Coat - Hogan and his boys filch a secret German
military document from Col. Klink and thereby save him from being
arrested.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
First Monday
Right to Die - The Court must decide if a wife can have her
husband, who's in a coma, taken off life support. Meanwhile, his
daughter still sees signs of life in her dad.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Weekend Explorer
Wales - Tour this scenic country from a base in historic Conwy, a
town that sits within the protective walls of a majestic Medieval
castle. Horseback ride a mountain that overlooks the scenic Irish
Sea, hike in a national park with wild goats and a bizarre looking
type of seal, and visit a local woolen mill that takes wool from
the sheep's back all the way to tweed blazers.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Hotlines
Hawaii II - In Hawaii, Stacy, Deirdre and Ivana conquer sea and
sky as they windsurf the locals only Sprecklesville Beach before
heading to the heights of Kona for an out-of this-world helicopter
adventure and ATV wilderness journey. A night shark fishing
expedition tops off their South Pacific dream adventure.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
College Basketball
ASU @ USC
Special Encore Presentation
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
True Music
Join True Music host Katie Daryl for with the melodic band Eisley
- a group ranging in age from 16-20, recently signed to Warner
Brothers Records and just off tour with Coldplay. Also featured
this week is the underground band Ween. Plus, don't tune out
before seeing the latest HD music video from the LA rock band What
Goes Around.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
HDNet's Across America
Ron Kruck goes to NY City and attends DJ scratch school. Then join
fans of anime at Anime USA 5 in Tyson's Corner, Virginia.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
NHL Hockey LIVE!
Boston @New York Rangers
9:30PM ET/8:00 C
Hogan's Heroes

Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari - The Gestapo assigns a seductive
female agent to entice information about Stalag 13 from gullible
Sgt. Schultz.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Hogan's Heroes
Casanova Klink - General Burkhalter's attempt to match his widowed
sister Gertrude with reluctant Col. Klink threatens Hogan's
sabotage project.
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Hot Money - Hogan sets out to destroy counterfeiting equipment and
a Nazi plan to flood the world markets with phony Allied currency.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
NHL Hockey
Boston @New York Rangers
Special Encore Presentation
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari - The Gestapo assigns a seductive
female agent to entice information about Stalag 13 from gullible
Sgt. Schultz.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Hogan's Heroes
Casanova Klink - General Burkhalter's attempt to match his widowed
sister Gertrude with reluctant Col. Klink threatens Hogan's
sabotage project.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Hot Money - Hogan sets out to destroy counterfeiting equipment and
a Nazi plan to flood the world markets with phony Allied currency.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Designing America
Janine Turner - Todd Oldhams' artistic brother Brad Oldham, plus
actress Janine Turner and her daughter Juliette.
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Equal Justice
Courting Disaster - Michael believes his client is just as guilty
as the client's ex-wife, who pled insanity after murdering the
man's new wife. Searls tries to evade the seductress daughter of a
judge.
4:30AM ET/3:00 C
Beat the Devil/Hostage/Ticker
Decades ago the legendary James Brown sold his soul for fame and
fortune. Now he wishes to renogiate. Tony Scott directs Clive Owen
in a satirical duel between good and evil. Preeminent action
director John Woo and star Clive Owen pair up to create this
fast-paced action thriller. Acclaimed new director Joe Carnahan
helms a thrilling race against time, starring Clive Owen, Don
Cheadle and F. Murray Abraham.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
That's Life
Gutterball - Lydia agrees to a casual date with Gavin, an
attractive grad student/ teaching assistant she meets at school.
At the same time, Paulie gets discouraged while studying for his
sergeants exam.
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7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Sylvester
PG - 1:40
Cast: Melissa Gilbert, Richard Farnsworth, Constance Towers
Director: Tim Hunter
A teenage girl works to train a horse for the National
Equestrian Trials all while caring for her younger brothers.
9:15AM ET/8:15 C
City Slickers 2: The Legend Of Curly's Gold
PG-13 - 1:56
Cast: Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby Director: Ron
Underwood
Three friends return to the wild west after discovering Curly's
treasure map, and begin a new adventure.
11:15AM ET/10:15 C
The Towering Inferno
PG - 2:45
Cast: Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, William Holden Director: Allen
Irwin and John Guillermin
Disaster film about a near completed skyscrapper that has faulty
wiring, which leads to a massive fire and no rescue plan.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Formula
R - 1:57
Cast: George C. Scott, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud Director:
John G. Avildsen
A detective investigates a murdered friend's involvement with a
secret formula developed by the Nazis to make gasoline from
synthetic products.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
The Shawshank Redemption
R - 2:22
Cast: Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton Director: Frank
Darabont
Film based on a Stephen King story about a young banker, who is
wrongly convicted of murdering his wife, and sentenced to life
in prison.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
City Slickers 2: The Legend Of Curly's Gold
PG-13 - 1:56
Cast: Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby Director: Ron
Underwood
Three friends return to the wild west after discovering Curly's
treasure map, and begin a new adventure.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Strange Brew

PG - 1:30
Cast: Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Max Von Sydow Director: Rick
and Dave Thomas Moranis
Bob and Doug MacKenzie take over the family's brewery, and
battle with the brewmaster.
10:05PM ET/9:05 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio
R - 1:42
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack
Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow
Vegas buddies to help send him home. One of them, has more
personal matters in mind.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Blue Velvet
R - 2:01
Cast: Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper
Director: David Lynch
A college kid happens upon the secret and disturbing under belly
of his quiet neighborhood.
2:05AM ET/1:05 C
Bride of the Wind
R - 1:40
Cast: Sarah Wynter, Jonathan Pryce, Vincent Perez Director:
Bruce Beresford
A talented composer and musician is forced to give up her music
when she marries Gustav Mahler. Frustrated and craving to use
her talent, she strays from him toward other talented men of the
time.
3:45AM ET/2:45 C
Destiny Turns on the Radio
R - 1:42
Cast: Dylan McDermott, Nancy Travis, James LeGros Director: Jack
Baran
A mysterious character, Johnny Destiny, recruits his fellow
Vegas buddies to help send him home. One of them, has more
personal matters in mind.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Strange Brew
PG - 1:30
Cast: Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Max Von Sydow Director: Rick
and Dave Thomas Moranis
Bob and Doug MacKenzie take over the family's brewery, and
battle with the brewmaster.
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6:05AM ET/5:05 C
Barabbas
TVPG Time: 137
This spectacular 1962 biblical epic tells the story of the thief
who was pardoned by Pontius Pilate instead of Christ. Anthony
Quinn plays the criminal who spends the rest of his life trying
to find answers to his questions about the man who died in his
place. Based on the novel by Nobel Prize winner Par Lagerkvist.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Pink Cadillac
PG13 Time: 121
Clint Eastwood takes a vacation from his usual tough-guy roles
in this freewheeling, pedal-to-the-metal action comedy. As a
modern-day bounty hunter, he's after a jailbird's bail-jumping
wife who's on the lam with her baby. But neither Clint nor his
quarry knows that the screamin'-pink getaway Caddy is loaded
with loot, and the bad guys want it back! Half the fun here is
watching macho man Clint steal his own show in a variety of
silly disguises. Rocker Michael des Barres co-stars.
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
John Carpenter's Escape From L.a.
R Time: 100
Ever since the big earthquake of 1998, Los Angeles has been an
island, populated by the dregs of American society. Into this
dangerous, lawless world comes rebel-with-a-cause Snake Plissken
(Kurt Russell). His mission: find the Peruvian terrorist who
stole the deadly "doomsday box"--along with the President's
rebellious daughter. With Steve Buscemi (Fargo), Stacy Keach,
Valeria Golino, Peter Fonda, Pam Grier and Cliff Robertson.
12:15PM ET/11:15 C
Big Headache
TVPG Time: 12
A college professor's meticulous plot to have his wife murdered
gets turned around on him when she decides to kill him! Victor
Warren and Julie Moses star in this short film with a great
final twist.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Road To Perdition
R Time: 117
"Sons are put on the Earth to trouble their fathers," growls
Paul Newman as mob boss John Rooney. Set in 1931 Illinois, this
compelling period gangster film from Oscar(R)-winning director
Sam Mendes (American Beauty) focuses on the various father-son
relationships that collapse amidst the violence of mob life. Tom
Hanks stars as Michael Sullivan, a coldly intelligent enforcer
whose father-figure boss Rooney is forced to order Sullivan's
death--thanks to the tragic actions of Rooney's own
uncontrollable son. With an assassin on his tail who likes to
photograph corpses, Sullivan takes his surviving son on the
run...while formulating a plan to avenge the brutal slayings of
his wife and youngest boy. Jennifer Jason Leigh and Stanley
Tucci co-star in this adaptation of the graphic novel by Max
Allan Collins and Richard Piers Rayner. Screenplay by David
Self.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Catch Me If You Can
PG13 Time: 140
Frank Abagnale Jr. was a pilot, a doctor and a lawyer. Not bad
for a guy with no license, no degrees--and who had not even
graduated from high school. From director Steven Spielberg comes
this dazzling, humorous tale starring Leonardo DiCaprio as the
young con-man who forged jobs, checks and identities on a daily
basis while outwitting the FBI throughout the late 1960s. Tom
Hanks co-stars as the driven FBI agent who makes stopping
Abagnale his personal quest. Also with Christopher Walken,
Martin Sheen and Nathalie Baye. Written by Jeff Nathanson and
based on the book by Stan Redding and the real Frank Abagnale
Jr.
4:50PM ET/3:50 C
The Good Girl
R Time: 93
Jennifer Aniston sparkles as a discount-store cashier whose drab
marriage leads her to leap into an affair with a young new
co-worker. Jake Gyllenhaal stars as the brainy college dropout
who lands a job at the Retail Rodeo and gets involved with the
desperately unhappy Justine (Aniston). Their trysts--which go
from a hotel room to the stock room--inject Justine with a
temporary euphoria, but she soon finds herself entwined in a
series of entanglements that bring her to a crossroads in her
life...and in her various relationships. John Carroll Lynch, Tim
Blake Nelson and John C. Reilly co-star. Directed by Miguel
Arteta; written by Mike White.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Creature Features: She Creature
R Time: 89
A freak show operator and his crew set sail on a cruise to
spine-tingling terror in this scary remake of the 1956 cult
classic. Set in 1905 Ireland, the film stars Rufus Sewell as a
sideshow owner named Angus whose freaky performers include a
walking zombie and a mermaid. But Angus believes his ship has
really come in when he meets an old sea captain who happens to
own a real mermaid. When the sailor dies, Angus and his pals
steal the mermaid and charter a schooner to bring her to America
so they can cash in, but when the full moon rises, the group
discover that there is something very fishy about their new
passenger. With Carla Gugino, Gil Bellows and Jim Piddock.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Road To Perdition
R Time: 117
"Sons are put on the Earth to trouble their fathers," growls
Paul Newman as mob boss John Rooney. Set in 1931 Illinois, this
compelling period gangster film from Oscar(R)-winning director
Sam Mendes (American Beauty) focuses on the various father-son
relationships that collapse amidst the violence of mob life. Tom
Hanks stars as Michael Sullivan, a coldly intelligent enforcer
whose father-figure boss Rooney is forced to order Sullivan's
death--thanks to the tragic actions of Rooney's own
uncontrollable son. With an assassin on his tail who likes to
photograph corpses, Sullivan takes his surviving son on the
run...while formulating a plan to avenge the brutal slayings of
his wife and youngest boy. Jennifer Jason Leigh and Stanley
Tucci co-star in this adaptation of the graphic novel by Max
Allan Collins and Richard Piers Rayner. Screenplay by David
Self.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Above The Law
R Time: 99
Don't mess with Nico Toscani. Once a CIA agent, now an
undercover detective, he's a martial-arts master who's as potent
with kicks, chops and punches as he is with a police revolver.
Tough Nico's out to clean up Chicago--and that means getting rid
of the city's drug kings, as well as battling a murderous CIA
agent. Martial-arts expert Steven Seagal plays Nico in this
action-packed drama. With Pam Grier and Sharon Stone.
11:45PM ET/10:45 C
Tell Me No Lies
R Time: 84
A beautiful blonde talk-show host at a college radio station is
haunted by a psychotic caller who claims to be her sister's
killer. Is it a deranged stranger...or is it somebody much
closer to her? The sultry, late-night gab queen hops into
numerous beds to find out in this sizzling erotic thriller. With
Amber Smith, Byron Bay and L. Clyde Irvine. Directed by Emmanuel
Itier.
1:10AM ET/12:10 C
Animal Factory
R Time: 94
A young drug dealer learns the ropes of life behind bars from a
veteran convict in this gritty drama directed by Steve Buscemi
(Trees Lounge). Willem Dafoe is the kind inmate willing to risk
his freedom for Edward Furlong, a young punk whose lack of jail
smarts could cost him everything. "A fine prison drama"
(Variety). Also with Seymour Cassell, Mickey Rourke, Tom Arnold,
John Heard, Danny Trejo and Buscemi.
2:45AM ET/1:45 C
Intimate Sessions 01: Tamara
TVMA Time: 26
Thirteen women tell their innermost secrets--and seek help for
their most intimate problems--in this sizzling adult series.
3:15AM ET/2:15 C
The Exorcist

R Time: 32
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5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Cinemax Transmission Test
NR Time: 90
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What About Bob?
PG Time: 99
Bill Murray is hilarious as a multi-phobic mental case who
latches onto pompous psychiatrist Richard Dreyfuss in this
uproarious comedy. Bob Wiley (Murray) is a typical psychiatric
patient: obsessive, compulsive and generally neurotic. But when
his new therapist, Dr. Leo Marvin (Dreyfuss), tells him he's
taking a month's vacation, it's too much for Bob to handle...so
he decides to join the doc and his family! Naturally, Bob's
arrival drives the anal-retentive shrink insane, but it's not
long before the patient wins over Marvin's family...and teaches
the good doctor a lesson about himself in the process. Julie
Hagerty (Airplane!), Charlie Korsmo and Kathryn Erbe co-star.
Directed by Frank Oz (The Score).
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Teen Witch
PG13 Time: 93
A class frump uses her newfound magical powers to cast a spell
over her entire school in this bewitching teen comedy. A week
before her Sweet Sixteen, Louise goes to a fortune-teller and
discovers she's descended from the Salem witches. Soon she's
conjuring up all sorts of real-life fantasies...including a
romance with the school hunk!
10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Men In Black II
PG13 Time: 88
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay
(Smith) and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret
government agency whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space
variety) have gone their separate ways. Jay has become one of
the agency's top guys while Kay has had his memory wiped and
quietly retired to the employ of the U.S. Postal Service. But an
evil alien disguised as a sexy model arrives with plans to
uncover a mysterious light weapon--prompting Jay into an
impromptu reunion with his humorless former mentor. From there,
it's time to break out the big guns as the
sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space
creature in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle,
Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn
co-star. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon,
screenplay by Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
The Mighty Ducks
PG Time: 103
A former ice-hockey ace turned arrogant lawyer must coach a
clumsy team of misfits in this comedy. When high and mighty
lawyer Gordon Bombay is arrested on DUI charges, he's forced
into a community service project--coaching ice-hockey to a team
of sloppy, unskilled kids who lose annually to their crosstown
rivals, The Hawks. Although initially apathetic, the
competition-driven Gordon warms up to his players and with new
equipment, new recruits and a new name--The Ducks--the ragtag
team may have their first shot to settle an old score. Starring
Emilio Estevez, Joss Ackland, Lane Smith, Heidi Kling, Josef
Sommer and Joshua Jackson. Screenplay by Steven Brill and
directed by Stephen Herek.
1:45PM ET/12:45 C
Blue Vinyl: America Undercover
TVPG Time: 95
Long Island filmmaker and cancer survivor Judith Helfand is not
one to look the other way when it comes to potentially deadly
toxins. So when her parents re-sided their home using vinyl
siding, Judith decides to investigate the potential toxicity of
the seemingly harmless material. This documentary provides a
light, colorful take on a serious subject as Helfand--armed with
a camera and a chunk of her parents' blue siding--undertakes a
journey from Louisiana and San Francisco to Venice, Italy, to
find the truth behind the potential hazards of vinyl's
production, use and disposal.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Behind Enemy Lines
PG13 Time: 105
Owen Wilson stars as a Navy pilot who is shot down over enemy
territory and must rely on the rule-breaking tactics of his
commanding officer to save his life in this intense thriller.
Gene Hackman co-stars as Reigart, a veteran commander who is
faced with the ultimate decision after Lt. Chris Burnett
(Wilson) crashlands in the Balkans. With the enemy hot on the
young aviator's trail, Reigart must defy NATO orders to send a
rescue mission to find him...and risk his own career in the
process! With Joaquim de Almeida, David Keith and Olek Krupa.
Directed by John Moore; screenplay by Zak Penn.
5:15PM ET/4:15 C
What About Bob?
PG Time: 99
Bill Murray is hilarious as a multi-phobic mental case who
latches onto pompous psychiatrist Richard Dreyfuss in this
uproarious comedy. Bob Wiley (Murray) is a typical psychiatric
patient: obsessive, compulsive and generally neurotic. But when
his new therapist, Dr. Leo Marvin (Dreyfuss), tells him he's
taking a month's vacation, it's too much for Bob to handle...so
he decides to join the doc and his family! Naturally, Bob's
arrival drives the anal-retentive shrink insane, but it's not
long before the patient wins over Marvin's family...and teaches
the good doctor a lesson about himself in the process. Julie
Hagerty (Airplane!), Charlie Korsmo and Kathryn Erbe co-star.
Directed by Frank Oz (The Score).
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Men In Black II
PG13 Time: 88
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back in black! Agents Jay
(Smith) and Kay (Jones) of the Men in Black (a top-secret
government agency whose agents monitor aliens of the outer-space
variety) have gone their separate ways. Jay has become one of
the agency's top guys while Kay has had his memory wiped and
quietly retired to the employ of the U.S. Postal Service. But an
evil alien disguised as a sexy model arrives with plans to
uncover a mysterious light weapon--prompting Jay into an
impromptu reunion with his humorless former mentor. From there,
it's time to break out the big guns as the
sunglasses-and-suit-attired duo deal with all manor of space
creature in an effort to save the galaxy! Lara Flynn Boyle,
Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn
co-star. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, story by Robert Gordon,
screenplay by Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Ghost Ship
R Time: 90
The crew of a salvage boat thinks their ship has finally come in
after they claim an abandoned ocean liner in international
waters--until they discover it's a floating house of horrors! On
board the empty vessel, the salvagers discover a treasure trove
of gold, but strange visions begin to plague them, and when
their own boat is mysteriously destroyed, they find themselves
stranded on the open sea with the bloodthirsty spirits of a
bygone era. Gabriel Byrne, Julianna Margulies (TV's E.R.), Ron
Eldard, Desmond Harrington and Isaiah Washington star. Directed
by Steve Beck.
12:50AM ET/11:50 C
Pretty Woman
R Time: 119
Julia Roberts earned megastar status with her knockout
performance in this 1990 love story about a ruthless businessman
whose hiring of a good-hearted hooker leads to romance. Richard
Gere co-stars as the handsome corporate raider who hires Roberts
to be his companion for a weeklong series of business events.
What begins as a job proposition starts taking a turn toward the
romantic in this "Cinderella meets Pygmalion" (New York Post)
tale. Ralph Bellamy, Jason Alexander and Laura San Giacomo
co-star in this 1990 smash directed by Garry Marshall (The
Princess Diaries) and written by J.F. Lawton.
2:55AM ET/1:55 C
Sniper 2
R Time: 90
Tom Berenger is back as an ex-Marine sniper who gets hired to
assassinate a rogue general in Eastern Europe in this action
sequel. Looking only to have his dishonorable discharge
reversed, ace sharpshooter Tom Beckett (Berenger) takes the job
and is paired with a death-row inmate to make the kill. The
mission is a success, but when things go awry, Beckett discovers
the real reason he was sent to do the dirty work...and it might
cost him his life. With Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Butler and Linden
Ashby. Directed by Craig R. Baxley (Action Jackson, Stone Cold).
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Love And A Bullet
R Time: 85
When a hired contract killer falls in love with his target--his
boss's girlfriend--he begins to reconsider his deadly career.
Malik is a cold-blooded assassin, but when he's hired by a
notorious mob boss to knock off his moll, the last thing Malik
expected was to fall in love. Unfortunately, the only way out
for Malik is to wipe out the crime czar's dangerous henchmen.
Anthony "Treach" Criss (of the music group Naughty by Nature),
Kent Masters King, and Freez Luv star in this gritty
crime-drama. Directed by Ben Ramsey.
6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Look Who's Talking
PG13 Time: 95
A baby's got the gift of gab in this "warm and lovable comedy"
blockbuster (New York Daily News). Mikey's not just another cute
kid--in fact, he sounds just like wiseguy Bruce Willis and he's
got a knack for getting what he wants. The Die Hard star is the
voice of little Mikey's thoughts even before his birth to unwed
mom Kirstie Alley (TV's Cheers). Mom, a CPA, dates a series of
upscale New York dweebs, but Mikey knows what he likes--he
thinks cabbie John Travolta would be the perfect dad! Olympia
Dukakis and George Segal co-star.
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The Sum of Us
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 40m
Before he became a Hollywood sensation, Russell Crowe made a
number of acclaimed films Down Under, such as this touching
comedy from Geoff Burton and Kevin Dowling, about the ultimate
Aussie odd couple: Harry (Jack Thompson), a widower, and his
beloved gay son Jeff (Crowe). The pair are not only father and
son, they are also roomies. Despite some hilariously awkward
moments caused by Harry's blind acceptance of his son's
lifestyle, the two form a loving bond even as they each try to
find a long-term romantic mate.
11:45AM ET/10:45 C
Hannah And Her Sisters
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG13 1h 47m
Writer and director Woody Allen's acclaimed comedy drama
documents the lives and loves of three New York sisters over the
course of one tumultuous year. Mia Farrow, Barbara Hershey,
Dianne Wiest, Michael Caine and Max von Sydow star in this
winner of three Oscars, for Best Supporting Actor (Caine)
Actress (Wiest) and Allen's original screenplay.
1:35PM ET/12:35 C
Roxanne
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 47m
Brilliantly funny modern twist on "Cyrano de Bergerac" starring
writer/actor Steve Martin as C.D. Bales, a small-town fire chief
convinced that the only thing standing between him and a lovely
astronomer (Daryl Hannah) is his lengthy nose. A hopeless
romantic, C.D. places his passion aside to help his lady love
find happiness with a handsome dolt (Rick Rossovich) - but fate
has other ideas in mind. Shelley Duvall, Fred Willard, John
Kapelos and Michael J. Pollard costar.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Enigma
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 59m
Espionage and intrigue are the name of the game in this spy
drama about an intelligence operative (Dougray Scott) during
World War II whose brilliant work on the "Enigma" code-breaking
machine has driven him to nervous exhaustion. After a
much-needed leave, he returns to discover that the Germans have
devised an unbreakable code - and that a one-time lover and
co-worker (Saffron Burrows) has disappeared. Kate Winslet and
Jeremy Northam costar in this tense war thriller from director
Michael Apted ("The World is Not Enough").
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Men With Brooms
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 44m
The unusual but highly competitive sport of curling is the
subject of this comedy-drama starring writer-director Paul Gross
as Chris Cutter, a Toronto native who abandoned his team, his
hometown and even his bride-to-be ten years ago. Now he's back
and ready to sweep those curling stones once again, but he'll
have to overcome opposition from a number of sources, not the
least of which are his own father (Leslie Nielsen) and the lover
he jilted at the altar. Molly Parker and Canadian rockers The
Tragically Hip costar.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Reagans
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVPG - L 2h 52m
No Description Available.
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7:10PM ET/6:10 C
Dumb & Dumber

Two dim witted buddies travel cross country to return a
suitcase full of money to a beautiful woman they both fall
for. Starring Jim Carrey.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Tuck Everlasting
A girl falls in love with a mysterious young man who lives
in a family of immortals.
10:35PM ET/9:35 C
8 Mile
A young white rapper (Eminem) struggles with poverty and
frustration while trying to make a name for himself in
Detroit's cutthroat underground music scene.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
The Final Curtain
Peter O'Toole stars as an aging British game show host whose
ratings start to slip thanks to the popularity of a rival
game show hosted by a much younger man.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Wide Sargasso Sea
An Englishman weds the daughter of a mad Frenchwoman,
bringing lust amid voodoo in 1840s Jamaica.
3:45AM ET/2:45 C
In The Mouth Of Madness

An insurance investigator is driven insane by the horror
novels of someone called Sutter Cane. Directed by John
Carpenter.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Hollywood One On One
Host Scott Patrick interviews the stars of recent, big-hit
movies.
6:00AM ET/5:00 C
What's Cooking
Tensions between family members arise and hilarity ensues
when four ethnically diverse Los Angeles families set about
preparing a Thanksgiving meal.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Soccer Dog: The Movie
Superstar canine leads inept boys soccer team to victory.
James Marshall, Olivia D'Abo.
9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Dumb & Dumber

Two dim witted buddies travel cross country to return a
suitcase full of money to a beautiful woman they both fall
for. Starring Jim Carrey.
11:35AM ET/10:35 C
Green Card

A New Yorker (Andie MacDowell) agrees to marry a Frenchman
(Gerard Depardieu) facing deportation.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
The Importance Of Being Earnest
Rupert Everett, Judi Dench, and Reese Witherspoon star in
this comedy of mistaken identity in English high society in
the 1890's. Based on the play by Oscar Wilde.
3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Terminal Velocity

A sky diver lands in the middle of a deadly spy caper with
his student, who is not what she appears to be.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Awakenings
Using a new drug, a doctor rouses patients from years of
catatonic sleep.
7:05PM ET/6:05 C
What's Cooking

Tensions between family members arise and hilarity ensues
when four ethnically diverse Los Angeles families set about
preparing a Thanksgiving meal.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Knockaround Guys

The sons of some well known New York mobsters try to make a
name for themselves in a sleepy Montana town.
10:35PM ET/9:35 C
Undisputed
A heavyweight champion boxer (Ving Rhames) is sent to
prison, where he must face the reigning incarcerated champ
(Wesley Snipes) in the ring.
12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Terminal Velocity

A sky diver lands in the middle of a deadly spy caper with
his student, who is not what she appears to be.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
The Dark Half
An author's evil alter ego goes on a killing spree under his
successful pen name. Based on the Stephen King novel.
4:05AM ET/3:05 C
Knockaround Guys
The sons of some well known New York mobsters try to make a
name for themselves in a sleepy Montana town.
5:45AM ET/4:45 C
Impromptu
Several noteworthy 19th-century figures--including novelist
George Sand and composer Frederic Chopin--go on holiday
together.
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11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Crimes And Misdemeanors
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG13 1h 45m
Three Oscar nods went to this masterful comedy-drama
from writer/director Woody Allen starring Martin
Landau as an ophthalmologist who secretly orders the
murder of his mistress (Anjelica Huston) while a
beloved rabbi (Sam Waterston) loses his sight and an
idealistic documentary filmmaker (Allen) profiles
his famous, obnoxious brother-in-law (Alan Alda).
Mia Farrow, Jerry Orbach and Joanna Gleason costar
in one of Allen's most acclaimed efforts, a potent
examination of right and wrong, winners and losers,
and modern morality.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Crimes And Misdemeanors
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
SHOWTIME ADVISORIES: Adult Content
CCAP
PG13 1h 45m
Three Oscar nods went to this masterful comedy-drama
from writer/director Woody Allen starring Martin
Landau as an ophthalmologist who secretly orders the
murder of his mistress (Anjelica Huston) while a
beloved rabbi (Sam Waterston) loses his sight and an
idealistic documentary filmmaker (Allen) profiles
his famous, obnoxious brother-in-law (Alan Alda).
Mia Farrow, Jerry Orbach and Joanna Gleason costar
in one of Allen's most acclaimed efforts, a potent
examination of right and wrong, winners and losers,
and modern morality.
9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Double Whammy
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Wry comedy from writer/director Tom DiCillo ("Living
in Oblivion") stars Denis Leary as Ray, a widowed
New York cop on disability leave since his botched
handling of a fast food restaurant hold-up led to a
bad back and bad PR. As Ray begins to shed his
"loser" self-image with help from a pretty
chiropractor (Elizabeth Hurley), some residents of
his apartment building - including the vengeful,
spoiled daughter of his super (Luis Guzman) and a
pair of devious screenwriters - hatch dangerous
schemes. Steve Buscemi and Donald Faison costar.
12:10AM ET/11:10 C
Orange County
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 23m
The stressful rite of passage known as the college
admissions process is gleefully lampooned in this
comedy starring Colin Hanks as privileged teen Shaun
Brumder, whose shoo-in application to Stanford is
botched by his scrambled guidance counselor (Lily
Tomlin), leaving him to repair the damage with his
slacker brother Lance (Jack Black) and girlfriend
Ashley (Schuyler Fisk). Catherine O'Hara, John
Lithgow, and Harold Ramis costar in this hilarious
farce from screenwriter Mike White ("Freaks and
Geeks") and director Jake Kasdan ("Zero Effect").
3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Domestic Disturbance
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 30m
John Travolta stars in this thriller as a divorced
boat builder who believes his 11-year-old son is
lying about witnessing his new step-dad (Vince
Vaughn) committing a murder - until a little
investigation reveals that the new man in his
family's life is not who he claims to be. Teri Polo,
Steve Buscemi and Matthew O'Leary costar in this
film from director Harold Becker ("The Onion Field,"
"Sea of Love").
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