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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Outbreak Monkey"
When an ecstatic Michael scores
a ticket to see basketball star
LeBron James play at Madison
Square Garden, his excitement
quickly turns to paranoia when,
just days before the game,
everyone in the Kyle household —
except Michael — comes down with
the flu. To ensure that he won't
miss the game, he goes to absurd
extremes to keep from getting
sick, including spraying
disinfectant on his family and
using a ten-foot grabber to hand
Jay her orange juice.
8:30PM ET/7:30
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It's All Relative

"Oscar Interruptus"
Philip's plans to view the
Oscars are spoiled when Mace
accidentally breaks the remote
control. Their desperate attempt
to get the remote fixed lands
them in the emergency room with
a nurse (Louise Fletcher) who
certainly wouldn't win any
awards for her bedside manner.
Meanwhile Simon teaches Audrey
the fine art of "dissing
celebrities" on the red carpet
and, to her own amazement, she
unleashes a hidden talent.
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THE YOUNG AND
THE RESTLESS
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The King of Queens

"Multiple Plots"
When Arthur tries to sell Spence his
adjoining burial plot, he somehow winds
up selling it to SpenceÂ’s mother,
Veronica. Meanwhile, Carrie takes on dog
walking to make some money after being
unemployed for several months, but
immediately hates the job and hires a
kid to do the walking for her.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Everybody Loves Raymond

"Security"
After Robert takes a second job selling
home security systems, he reveals he's
been asked to join the security firm
full-time and is mulling over retiring
from the police force. While Marie is
overjoyed, Amy questions if this is
really what Robert wants or if he's only
retiring early to make his mother happy.
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9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The West Wing
"Full Disclosure"
The Bartlet administration reels
from press leaks that ex-Vice
President Hoynes (guest star Tim
Matheson) is preparing a tell-all
book that will
embarrass the
President (Martin Sheen) and Leo
(John Spencer) as the Veep plans to
make his own run for the White
House. The news flash first stuns
C.J. (Allison Janney) live on the
air as she jousts with acerbic
pundit Taylor Reid (guest star Jay
Mohr, NBC's "The Last Comic
Standing"). Elsewhere, while Josh
(Bradley Whitford) welcomes
Washington's mayor (guest star James
Pickens, Jr., "The Lyon's Den") to
the White House to discuss school
vouchers, Josh also faces a
political firestorm when Ryan (guest
star Jesse Bradford) proposes
closing a military base in a
district belonging to a powerful
Congressman. Toby (Richard Schiff)
parleys with trade union bosses who
get hung up over import safeguards
for brassieres. Dule Hill, Janel
Moloney and Joshua Malina also star.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Law & Order
"Can I Get A Witness?"
When a low level drug dealer is
gunned down in front of her friends,
Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach)
and Green (Jesse L. Martin) depend
on one of the witnesses to the
murder to help find their suspect.
However, when their star witness
dies, A.D.A. Jack McCoy (Sam
Waterston) vows to prosecute his
killer. Elisabeth Rohm, Fred
Thompson and S. Epatha Merkerson
also star
11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

GUESTS

Bill Paxton,
Little J.j.
3 Days Grace
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Smallville

"Resurrection"
While his father (John Schneider) is awaiting
surgery, Clark (Tom Welling) befriends a young
boy, Garrett (guest star James Kirk), whose
brother Vince (guest star Tahmoh Penikett)
just died from liver failure. However,
everyone is shocked when Vince shows up at the
hospital alive and seemingly well - until his
liver starts failing again. In a desperate
attempt to keep his brother alive, Garrett
straps a Kryptonite bomb to himself and
demands that Vince be given Jonathan's liver
or he will blow up the building.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Angel

"A Hole in the World"
When Fred (Amy Acker) opens up an ancient
sarcophagus that was anonymously sent to her,
she is infected by a mysterious, parasitic
demon called Illyria. When Angel (David
Boreanaz) and Spike (James Marsters) learn
that Illyria is an ancient demon who existed
before recorded time, they must return her to
the demon burial ground before she kills Fred
and thousands of other innocent victims.
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9:00/8:00 C
STAR TREK ENTERPRISE
"Hatchery"
When
Enterprise stumbles upon a damaged
Xindi-Insectoid ship on a barren
planet, Archer and the crew search
the ship and discover a cache of
several dozen Insectoid eggs, but
with nurseryÂ’s bio-support
failing, Archer becomes fiercely
determined to help his enemy's
offspring hatch.

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Sundays at
2:30 PM ET
February 1-29
check local listings |
JAKERS! THE ADVENTURES OF PIGGLEY
WINKS
Note: High Definition |
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Sundays at
7:00 PM ET
February 1 - 29
check local listings |
AMERICAN FAMILY
Note: High Definition |
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Wednesdays at
8:00 PM ET
February 4 - 25
check local listings |
IN SEARCH OF SHAKESPEARE
Note: High Definition |
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Tuesdays at 9:00 PM ET
starting February 10
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INNOVATION
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February 22
8:00 PM ET
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NATURE: Holy Cow
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Great Books
"Wuthering Heights"
Emily Brontë lived like a recluse in a fantasy
world that she and her siblings started when she
was six. "Wuthering Heights," a novel of
thwarted passion and cruelty that was considered
immoral when first published.
7:00AM ET/6:00 C
South Georgia Island: Life Under The Furious
Fifties
An island lost at the end of the world. A land
battered by the furious winds of the Arctic. A
cemetery of ships and whaling settlements.
Witness nature's struggle for survival on one of
the most remote and unforgiving islands on the
planet.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Arctic Mission
"Voyage Of The Sedna"
Set out on the research vessel, Sedna, to
retrace the legendary Northwest Passage from
Montreal to Vancouver. Meet the filmmakers and
the crew. Come face to face with the wildlife,
the people and the weather on this harrowing
"Arctic Mission" (Pt.1 of 5).
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Secrets Of Glacier National Park

Explore a land of exhilarating beauty where no
one mountain dominates, it's just one
spectacular snow capped chorus of peaks.
Icebergs float in aquamarine colored pools and
rivers wind through dense forests into pristine
lakes and waterfalls.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Anaconda!

South African photographer and adventurer Austin
Stevens is travelling to the Amazon to catch a
wild anaconda in the water, and attempt to bring
it to land.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Great Moments In Italian Art

"Leonardo"
Leonardo da Vinci truly embodied the phrase
Renaissance man. In addition to his talent as a
painter, he was a gifted sculptor, architect,
inventor, and scientist as well. Look closely at
da Vincis' work to see how he captured his
subject's soul.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story
"Suzanne & Michael"
No Description Available.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story
"Beach Bunny Bachlorette"
No Description Available.
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design
"Back To The Future"
Nine-year-old Bradley Estes has broken his back
at his little sister's skating party. He hasn't
been out to play in quite some time and he has
been such a good sport that his family wants to
reward him with a fantasy bedroom.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes
"Labor Of Love"
A love of history compelled one couple to build
a home out of thousands of square feet of tin.
Love for friends drove another couple to create
a whole village in the woods. And a cat-loving
couple redesigned their house for the enjoyment
of their pets.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels
"Water Wheels"
Sail down the highway in some nautically themed
vehicles. Bob in Texas plies the asphalt
channels of Austin with his Toyboata, Bob in
Seattle likes land and sea in his Amphicar and
David in Nova Scotia goes bobbing along the road
in an art car all about the ocean.
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Insectia
"Time Travellers"
Go back in time to discover the insects of old,
trapped in amber and perfectly preserved in
little time machines. Scientists have even
extracted ancient insects' DNA from the huge
number caught in the prehistoric amber of the
Dominican Republic.
3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers
"The St. Croix"
Located in picturesque, historic western New
Brunswick, the St. Croix International Waterway
has been an important travel way for close to
12,000 years. Since 1798, it has marked the
boundary between the United States and Canada.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
South Georgia Island: Life Under The Furious
Fifties
An island lost at the end of the world. A land
battered by the furious winds of the Arctic. A
cemetery of ships and whaling settlements.
Witness nature's struggle for survival on one of
the most remote and unforgiving islands on the
planet.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Arctic Mission
"Voyage Of The Sedna"
Set out on the research vessel, Sedna, to
retrace the legendary Northwest Passage from
Montreal to Vancouver. Meet the filmmakers and
the crew. Come face to face with the wildlife,
the people and the weather on this harrowing
"Arctic Mission" (Pt.1 of 5).
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Secrets Of Glacier National Park
Explore a land of exhilarating beauty where no
one mountain dominates, it's just one
spectacular snow capped chorus of peaks.
Icebergs float in aquamarine colored pools and
rivers wind through dense forests into pristine
lakes and waterfalls.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Niagara Falls: Raging Rapids
As her 10 million annual visitors know, the
spectacular Niagara Falls and the magnificent
gorge they created leave a lasting impression.
Created 12,500 years ago by glacial movement,
the gorge's sheer face opens a window into the
earth.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Revolution On Wheels
From the bike-jammed streets of Sturgis to the
country roads of the Isle of Man, motorcycles
have run the landscape since the early 1900s.
Explore the development of the motorcycle, from
its invention to the latest advances in racing
technology.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Rides 2
"Fast Foward Fast Back"
Ace designer and hot rod builder Troy Trepanier
turns a 1976 Mustang into a one-of-a-kind muscle
car. Explore the long and tantalizing history of
this Ford classic as an American icon that
inspires hot rod builders around the world.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Beyond All Limits
"Capsized Barge & Bomb Disposal"
In the Pacific Northwest off the coast of
Canada, a salvage team prepares to right a
capsized logging barge. And on Kahoolawe Island
in Hawaii, bomb disposal teams labor to clean up
an island that was used for over 40 years to
test U.S. military ordinace.
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Revolution On Wheels
From the bike-jammed streets of Sturgis to the
country roads of the Isle of Man, motorcycles
have run the landscape since the early 1900s.
Explore the development of the motorcycle, from
its invention to the latest advances in racing
technology.
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Rides 2
"Fast Foward Fast Back"
Ace designer and hot rod builder Troy Trepanier
turns a 1976 Mustang into a one-of-a-kind muscle
car. Explore the long and tantalizing history of
this Ford classic as an American icon that
inspires hot rod builders around the world.
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Beyond All Limits
"Capsized Barge & Bomb Disposal"
In the Pacific Northwest off the coast of
Canada, a salvage team prepares to right a
capsized logging barge. And on Kahoolawe Island
in Hawaii, bomb disposal teams labor to clean up
an island that was used for over 40 years to
test U.S. military ordinace.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Insectia
"Life In The Desert"
Find out how insects can stay alive in the arid
expanses of the Sahara desert by preserving
their precious water supply. Locusts, Desert
Beetles, and many other insects store this
resource to survive the Moroccan sun.
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Great Canadian Rivers
"The Margaree"
The Margaree's southwest branch begins at Lake
Ainslie and the northeast arm rises in the wilds
of the Cape Breton Highlands. These two meet,
and make their way over waterfalls, through deep
salmon pools and across floodplains to the Gulf
of St. Lawrence.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Revolution On Wheels
From the bike-jammed streets of Sturgis to the
country roads of the Isle of Man, motorcycles
have run the landscape since the early 1900s.
Explore the development of the motorcycle, from
its invention to the latest advances in racing
technology.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Rides 2
"Fast Foward Fast Back"
Ace designer and hot rod builder Troy Trepanier
turns a 1976 Mustang into a one-of-a-kind muscle
car. Explore the long and tantalizing history of
this Ford classic as an American icon that
inspires hot rod builders around the world.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Beyond All Limits
"Capsized Barge & Bomb Disposal"
In the Pacific Northwest off the coast of
Canada, a salvage team prepares to right a
capsized logging barge. And on Kahoolawe Island
in Hawaii, bomb disposal teams labor to clean up
an island that was used for over 40 years to
test U.S. military ordinance.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Warren Miller's Vertical Reality
Filmmaker
Warren Miller takes viewers on an
entertaining around-the-world trip,
capturing the greatest skiers and
snowboarders in action. Travel through
Austria, Canada, India, Italy, New
Zealand, Russia and the United States
on a journey filled with humor and
amazing stunts. TV-PG
Runtime: 1:42
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Train Ride In The Sky: The Copper
Canyon

TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Wild Hawaii
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
For Better Or Worse
Jason Alexander stars with
James Wood and Jay Mohr in this crime
comedy about larceny, lust and lunacy.
PG-13
Runtime: 1:45
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Sea Forest
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
NBA Classics: Magic @ Pistons G2 '03
Playoffs
NR
Runtime: 1:59
3:00PM ET/2:00 C
TNA Xplosion #18
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Ultimate G's (IMAX)
Ultimate G's (IMAX)
Feel the thrill of flying in a world
class, aerobatics competition aircraft
through the Grand Canyon! Containing
the most dynamic aerial stunts ever
shot in large format woven into a
delightful story of a young boy's
dream to fly, "Ultimate G's" is a
story about having a dream and
pursuing it despite all odds. The
aerial adventure takes place over the
spectacular backdrop of the Grand
Canyon, Little Colorado River and Lake
Powell and the flying talents of both
pilots give the audience the thrill of
a lifetime!
TV-G
Runtime: 0:37
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
For Better Or Worse
PG-13
Runtime: 1:45
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Wild Hawaii
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Twilight Zone #10: Harsh Mistress
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Tropical Rainforest (IMAX)
TV-G
Runtime: 0:40
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Ultimate G's (IMAX)
TV-G
Runtime: 0:37
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Olympic Treasures: Seoul 1988
NR
Runtime: 2:45
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Tropical Rainforest (IMAX)
TV-G
Runtime: 0:40
2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Ultimate G's (IMAX)
TV-G
Runtime: 0:37
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Train Ride In The Sky: The Copper
Canyon
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Twilight Zone #10: Harsh Mistress
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
For Better Or Worse
PG-13
Runtime: 1:45
6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Sea Forest
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25

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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Rodin/Ansel Adams Special
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Vincent Van Gogh And Provence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Paul Cezanne: A Life In Provence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:27
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Henri Matisse And Midi
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
TNA Xplosion #18
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
On The Edge Of Destruction: Frank
Slide
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:49
12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Tower On The Hill
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Space
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:24
1:00PM ET/12:00 C
The Cape Light
TV-G
Runtime: 0:50
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Warren Miller's Snowriders II
TV-PG
Runtime: 1:35
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Wild Blue Yonder
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
TNA Xplosion #18
TV-14
Runtime: 0:58
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Paul Cezanne: A Life In Provence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:27
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Tower On The Hill
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Kamui Of The Okhotsk
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28
7:30PM ET/6:30 C
Alaska: Last Frontier
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:20
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Route 66 #2
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:25
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Space
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:24
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Rodin/Ansel Adams Special
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:50
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Crystal Kingdom #2
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:22
10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Wild Hawaii
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Twilight Zone #10: Harsh Mistress
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Bridge Dwellers: The Bats Of Austin
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:28
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
On The Edge Of Destruction: Frank
Slide
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:49
1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Tower On The Hill
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:29
1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Warren Miller's Snowriders II
TV-PG
Runtime: 1:35
3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Space
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:24
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
In Theaters
TV-G
Runtime: 0:28
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Henri Matisse And Midi
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Paul Cezanne: A Life In Provence
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:27
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Henri Matisse And Midi
TV-PG
Runtime: 0:26
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Rodin/Ansel Adams Special
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EVENT |
TIME [ET] |
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2/25 |
National Basketball
Association |
Cleveland @ Houston |
9:00 |
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2/27 |
National Basketball
Association |
Toronto @ Boston |
7:00 |
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3/1 |
College Basketball |
Seton Hall @ Connecticut |
7:00 |
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3/1 |
College Basketball |
Texas @ Oklahoma State |
9:00 |
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3/3 |
National Basketball
Association |
LA Lakers @ Houston |
9:00 |
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3/5 |
National Basketball
Association |
Dallas @ San Antonio |
8:00 |
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3/6 |
College Basketball |
North Carolina @ Duke |
9:00 |
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3/10 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
12:00 |
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3/10 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
2:00 |
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3/10 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
7:00 |
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3/10 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
9:00 |
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3/11 |
College Basketball |
Big Ten Tournament |
12:00 |
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3/11 |
College Basketball |
Big Ten Tournament |
2:00 |
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3/11 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
9:30 |
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3/12 |
College Basketball |
Big Ten Tournament |
12:00 |
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3/12 |
College Basketball |
Big Ten Tournament |
2:00 |
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3/12 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
7:00 |
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3/12 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
9:30 |
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3/13 |
College Basketball |
Big East Tournament |
8:00 |
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3/14 |
College Basketball |
Big 12 Tournament |
3:00 |
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3/17 |
National Basketball
Association |
Portland @ Indiana |
7:00 |
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3/19 |
National Basketball
Association |
Houston @ Golden State |
10:30 |
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3/21 |
National Basketball
Association |
Houston @ Sacramento |
7:30 |
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3/24 |
National Basketball
Association |
Sacramento @ LA Lakers |
10:30 |
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3/25 |
National Hockey League |
Detroit @ Colorado |
8:00 |
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3/26 |
National Basketball
Association |
Minnesota @ LA Lakers |
10:30 |
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3/27 |
NCAA Women's Basketball
Championships |
East Regional Semifinal-
Hartford, CT |
12:00 |
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3/27 |
NCAA Women's Basketball
Championships |
East Regional Semifinal-
Hartford, CT |
2:30 |
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3/29 |
NCAA Women's Basketball
Championships |
East Regional Final-
Hartford, CT |
7:00 |
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Conservation Pathfinders
From Zimbabwe to New Mexico and
Zambia to Colorado, a look at
how landowners are once again
becoming the heart of the
conservation enterprise.
7:00AM ET/6:00
C
Island Time

British Virgin Islands - Scott
knows very little about boats.
But that doesn't stop him from
renting a yacht in the beautiful
British Virgin Islands and going
sailing with author Justin
Matott.
7:30AM ET/6:30
C
HDNet This Month
February 2004 - Take a look at
HDNet's weekly schedule with
segments from the HDNet World
Report, Across America, the NHL
on HDNet, a new season of An
American In Canada, the premiere
of Odyssey 5, and exclusive high
definition concerts from chart
topping artists. HDNet This
Month also gives you a sneak
peak at the films you can see
this month on HDNet Movies.
HDNet is television like you've
never seen before.
8:30AM ET/7:30
C
Designing America
Cinemark Movie Theatre - The
owners of Cinemark Movie
Theatres takes us on tour of
their home. And you won't
believe their media room! In
"How Do You Do" we talk tool
talk and a Lagniappe that's all
about the bath. "The Finishing
Touch" focuses on faux painting
by artist Mary Mohr.
9:00AM ET/8:00
C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Boarder Dude - Insulation,
fireplaces, the first phase of
the Macauley/Clark House
restorations begin, and
financing options.
9:30AM ET/8:30
C
Smart Travels Europe
Venice - Surrender yourself to
the charms of magical Venice.
Tour the famous sites and find
out how to escape the crowds in
less well known neighborhoods.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America
Across America has tips for
revving up your weekend--from a
dog. And co-host Kandace Krueger
finds all kinds of creative ways
to get rid of your leftover
holiday fruitcake.
10:30AM
ET/9:30 C
Hollywood HD
"Miracle" Hockey Event with the
1980 US Hockey team and the
stars who portray them in the
movie. Chef to the stars
Wolfgang Puck shares his menu
for the Academy Awards. Plus,
Oscar winner Michael Caine signs
a three-picture deal for the new
Batman.
11:00AM
ET/10:00 C
An American in Canada
The Bare Naked Lady - When the
news anchor job opens up, Jake
finds himself in competition
with his new receptionist, whose
only previous experience was
hosting The Russian Naked News.
11:30AM
ET/10:30 C
Square Pegs

To Serve Weemawee All My Days -
Lauren and Patty are pitted
against the wiles of Muffy when
they to bat for their favorite
teacher, whose "radical"
lifestyle and unconventional
teaching methods threaten to get
him fired from Weemawee.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Iraq: Attack on the General -
HDNet World Report was embeded
with Centcom Commander General
John P. Abizaid when his
military convoy came under
direct attack by insurgents.
Hear the sounds and witness the
attack in high definition, and
hear exclusively what General
Abizaid had to say immediately
after the attack.
12:30PM
ET/11:30 C
HDNet World Report
Key West: Fighting Fair Over
Fowl - HDNet World Report
travels to Key West, Florida for
a conflict between long-time
residents and new arrivals. It's
status quo versus nouveau, with
a free ranging chicken at the
center of the struggle.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
True Music
Join True Music for the country
rock sounds of Jack Ingram and
Scott Whitaker: both musicians
bring new meaning to stage
performance! Also True Music
catches up with Poppies 3 and
Cindy Alexander during acoustic
perfomances in Austin.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

Will the Real Colonel Klink
Please Stand Against the Wall? -
Hogan's plan to sabotage a
German train carrying aircraft
engines sets up Col. Klink as a
candidate for the firing squad.
2:00PM ET/1:00
C
The Fugitive
Smith282 - Kimble learns
shocking details of his wife's
murder from her sister and an
e-mail informant.
3:00PM ET/2:00
C
Bette
Diva, Interrupted - Bette fails
to make People magazine's list
of "The 50 Hottest People in
Hollywood" and realizes she
needs to come up with a clever
career gimmick. A high-powered,
trendy publicist concocts the
perfect comeback plan for her,
but all doesn't go as planned.
3:30PM ET/2:30
C
Love and Money
Career Daze - Allison plans a
career day for her kindergarten
class, and Nicholas, Finn and
Eamon agree to go to tell the
kids what they do for a living.
4:00PM ET/3:00
C
NHL Hockey
Calgary @ Colorado
Special Encore Presentation
6:30PM ET/5:30
C
Red Bull Flugtag, Austin
Contestants launch themselves
off of a 30-foot high ramp into
Town Lake in their own human
powered machines for cash and
prizes.
7:00PM ET/6:00
C
Minnesota Extreme
The frozen winter of Minnesota
has spawned the evolution of two
new sports. Minnesota Extreme
travels to Lake Minnetonka for
the first ever Red Bull Kite
Freeze event. Then its up to
Duluth the home of hockey for
the Red Bull Crashed Ice, a
blend of downhill speed skating
and skier cross on skates.
7:30PM ET/6:30
C
On the Set: An American in
Canada
On the Set: An American in
Canada is a tongue in cheek look
at a "typical" day on the set of
this award winning Canadian
comedy.
8:00PM ET/7:00
C
Hollywood HD Premiere
A look at the Screen Actors
Guild--a true superstar
celebration, more awards fever
with the guys who put the words
into the superstars mouths, the
Writers Guild of America, and a
new Star Trek series launches
into the final frontier of DVD
with an out-of-this-world party.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Across America Premiere
New York magicians teach some
tricky sleight-of-hand, and
carnival-goers in Austin, Texas
make their inhibitions
disappear.
9:00PM ET/8:00
C
HDNet World Report Premiere
Peru: Rescuing the Rainforest -
HDNet World Report travels to
the rainforest of Peru to see
how indigenous people are
learning to use the rainforest
without destroying it.
Rehabilitation and marketing are
now replacing "slash and burn"
destruction.
9:30PM ET/8:30
C
Designing America Premiere
Dean Fearing - Tour Time at the
home of superstar chef Dean
Fearing.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
What's Kewl at CES 2004 Premiere
HDNet takes a tour of all the "kewlest"
new products at this year's
Consumer Electronics Show in Las
Vegas
11:00PM
ET/10:00 C
Hollywood HD
A look at the Screen Actors
Guild--a true superstar
celebration, more awards fever
with the guys who put the words
into the superstars mouths, the
Writers Guild of America, and a
new Star Trek series launches
into the final frontier of DVD
with an out-of-this-world party.
11:30PM
ET/10:30 C
Across America
New York magicians teach some
tricky sleight-of-hand, and
carnival-goers in Austin, Texas
make their inhibitions
disappear.
12:00AM
ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
Peru: Rescuing the Rainforest -
HDNet World Report travels to
the rainforest of Peru to see
how indigenous people are
learning to use the rainforest
without destroying it.
Rehabilitation and marketing are
now replacing "slash and burn"
destruction.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Designing America
Dean Fearing - Tour Time at the
home of superstar chef Dean
Fearing.
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
What's Kewl at CES 2004

HDNet takes a tour of all the "kewlest"
new products at this year's
Consumer Electronics Show in Las
Vegas
2:00AM ET/1:00
C
The Cult in Concert
The Cult's original lineup
returns to the stage for a hard
core live performance. Bridging
the gap between heavy metal and
Goth-style punk, they harness
the white-hot war horse of rock
and roll. Songs include: Edie
(Ciao Baby), and Fire Woman.
3:30AM ET/2:30
C
What About Joan
Jake's Dilemma - Jake shocks
everyone when he announces he
quit his job. Joan encourages
him to find a job he has passion
for, while Alice runs over a
stray dog and Mark is encouraged
to care for it.
4:00AM ET/3:00
C
Ladies Man
Jimmy finally receives a
settlement check from an
accident that totaled his car
and left him in a neck brace.
Having an extra $20,000 leaves
the whole family dreaming about
what they could spend it on.
Disregarding what the kids or
Donna would want, Jimmy decides
to join the posh class
amenities. However, once the
family gets there, they realize
there are a lot of rules that
come with the place. Rules they
don't like.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Equal Justice
A Sucker's Bet - Peter Bauer is
frustrated by his inability to
prove a man's innocence, Jo Ann
Harris and Briggs are victims of
a con game, and Mike James
pursues his love interest.
5:30AM ET/4:30
C
The Desert Speaks
Bolivia: The Cold Desert
Frontier - Our journey to the
highest desert in the world
begins in Potosi, at ',000 feet
above sea level, the highest
city in the world. The
indigenous people of this high
cold desert have used llama
trains for thousands of years to
transport the salt harvested in
the area's dry lakebeds.
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Night Moves
R - 1:38
Cast: Gene Hackman, Melanie Griffith,
James Woods Director: Arthur Penn
A has-been actress hires a down-on-his
luck detective to find her kidnapped
daughter.
7:40AM ET/6:40 C
Her Alibi

PG - 1:34
Cast: Tom Selleck, Paulina Porizkova,
William Daniels Director: Charlie Peters
While seeking inspiration for his latest
novel, a successful writer becomes an
alibi to a beautiful Romanian immigrant
accused of murder.
9:15AM ET/8:15 C
Hero At Large

PG - 1:38
Cast: John Ritter, Anne Archer, Bert Convy
Director: Martin Davidson
An actor tries his luck as a superhero
after he accidently stops a crime while
dressed in his cape.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Sylvester
PG - 1:40
Cast: Melissa Gilbert, Richard Farnsworth,
Constance Towers Director: Tim Hunter
A teenage girl works to train a horse for
the National Equestrian Trials, all while
caring for her younger brothers.
12:45PM ET/11:45 C
Songwriter
R - 1:34
Cast: Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson,
Melinda Dillon Director: Alan Rudolph
Two country singers rock their way out of
a bad deal.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Man In The Wilderness
PG - 1:45
Cast: Richard Harris, John Huston,
Prunella Ransome Director: Richard C.
Sarafian
A group of men leave their guide to die
after a bear attack. When he recovers, he
goes out for revenge.
4:15PM ET/3:15 C
Days Of Wine and Roses

NR - 1:57
Cast: Jack Lemmon, Lee Remick, Charles
Bickford Director: Blake Edwards
A man introduces his wife to alcohol and
they both spiral down together.
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Countdown
NR - 1:41
Cast: James Caan, Joanna Moore, Robert
Duvall Director: Robert Altman
As the race for the moon reaches its
climax, an astronaut must survive in space
while his family watches from Earth.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Some Mother's Son
R - 1:52
Cast: Helen Mirren, Fionnula Flanagan,
Aidan Gillen Director: Terry George
True story about the mother of an IRA
prisoner getting involved in protests
regarding the treatment of prisoners.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
To Kill A Priest

R - 1:57
Cast: Ed Harris, Christopher Lambert,
Cherie Lunghi Director: Agnieszka Holland
A young priest speaks out against his
church and is killed for it.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Some Mother's Son
R - 1:52
Cast: Helen Mirren, Fionnula Flanagan,
Aidan Gillen Director: Terry George
True story about the mother of an IRA
prisoner getting involved in protests
regarding the treatment of prisoners.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
To Kill A Priest
R - 1:57
Cast: Ed Harris, Christopher Lambert,
Cherie Lunghi Director: Agnieszka Holland
A young priest speaks out against his
church and is killed for it.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Pick Up
R - 1:50
Cast: Roy Scheider, Ann-Margret, Vanity
Director: John Frankenheimer
A secret fling between a man and his
mistress leads to blackmail and murder.
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The Letter (B&W)

TVPG Time: 95
Bette Davis burns up the screen in this 1940
classic of love, adultery and murder. A
married woman, she kills her lover after he
threatens to leave her, then claims he
attacked her. But there is a piece of
incriminating evidence--a letter asking him
to come to her. "This Davis gal turns in a
performance which rips the insides out of
you" (New York World-Telegram). With James
Stephenson, Gale Sondergaard, Cecil Kellaway
and Bruce Lester. Directed by William Wyler.
7:35AM ET/6:35 C
Stuart Little 2

PG Time: 77
Stuart the mouse is led by his heart on a
series of spectacular adventures after he
meets a pretty little bird in this
fun-filled live-action/animated sequel.
Though Stuart has become happily ensconced
in the Little family in New York City, he
still longs for a mate of his own size. When
a wounded bird named Margalo literally drops
into his lap, it seems all of his prayers
have been answered...until Margalo's dubious
affiliation with a mean falcon becomes
clear! Geena Davis and Hugh Laurie reprise
their roles from the first film as Stuart's
ultra-upbeat human parents, while Jonathan
Lipnicki (Jerry Maguire) returns as his
"big" brother. Directed by Rob Minkoff,
story by Douglas Wick and Bruce Joel Rubin,
screenplay by Bruce Joel Rubin.
9:00AM ET/8:00 C
The Pallbearer
PG13 Time: 97
Friends star David Schwimmer plays a
going-nowhere college grad whose drab life
takes a strange turn when he's asked to be a
pallbearer at the funeral of a high-school
classmate whom he doesn't remember. Gwyneth
Paltrow co-stars as a mourner who happens to
be Schwimmer's childhood crush, while
Barbara Hershey plays the dead youth's
seductress mother. Also with Michael
Rapaport (TV's Boston Public), Toni Collette
(About a Boy) and Carol Kane (Annie Hall).
Directed by Matt Reeves (TV's Felicity);
written by Jason Katims & Matt Reeves.
10:35AM ET/9:35 C
Point Of No Return
R Time: 108
Maggie is a beautiful, violent, young
cop-killing junkie. When she's caught, she's
given a choice: die for her crime or become
a government assassin! Bridget Fonda plays
Maggie, whose new life brings her a new
love...and the hope that she can escape the
violence that rules her existence. A
stylish, fast-paced drama based on the
French thriller, La Femme Nikita. With Anne
Bancroft.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Basic

R Time: 98
John Travolta stars as a maverick D.E.A.
agent who is sent to interrogate the two
survivors of a U.S. Army Rangers training
mission that went awry. Assisted by
straight-laced Lt. Julia Osborne (Nielsen),
Agent Tom Hardy (Travolta) questions the two
men, but their stories--told in
flashbacks--reveal two conflicting reports
that appear to be far from the truth. Samuel
L. Jackson turns in an electrifying
performance as the despised Ranger leader.
Directed by John McTiernan; written by James
Vanderbilt.
2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Mr. Deeds

PG13 Time: 96
Longfellow Deeds is a man who enjoys the
simple small-town life, but when a company
worth $40 billion dollars falls into his
lap, it's time to hit the big city! Adam
Sandler stars as Deeds in this uproarious
comedy remake of Frank Capra's endearing
1936 film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town. When an
elderly relative drops dead atop Mount
Everest, his monstrous media company is
turned over to Deeds. Once in the big city,
nice-guy Deeds must use his small-town
values--and some old-school physical
intimidation--to keep the company together
and save thousands of jobs despite being
undermined by a greedy corporate executive
and a devious reporter. Peter Gallagher
co-stars. Directed by Steven Brill.
4:00PM ET/3:00 C
True Lies
R Time: 140
To Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife and
daughter, he's a boring computer salesman.
To sidekick Tom Arnold and everyone else,
he's a top international spy. What happens
when his two lives collide? Jamie Lee Curtis
co-stars in this "furiously inventive,
thrill-packed movie" (New York Times) as the
wife who discovers that she doesn't know her
husband at all...but really likes the one
she's just discovered! With Tia Carrere
(Wayne's World), Bill Paxton, Art Malik and
Charlton Heston.
6:20PM ET/5:20 C
One Hour Photo

R Time: 95
Robin Williams delivers a chillingly
restrained performance in this creepy tale
about a photo-processing worker who develops
an unhealthy obsession with a young family.
Sy Parrish (Williams) performs his duties at
the giant SavMart store with meticulous care
and precision, especially when the Yorkin
family--mom Nina, dad Will and son
Jake--arrive with their undeveloped film.
Beneath his cheerful veneer, however, lies a
deep-seated loneliness and rage that sends
him over the edge when he loses the two
things he values most--his job and his trust
in the Yorkins. Connie Nielsen, Michael
Vartan, Gary Cole and Eriq La Salle co-star
in this "absorbing and unsettling
psychological drama" (Hollywood Reporter).
Directed by Mark Romanek.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Robocop
R Time: 102
Motown gets the ultimate law enforcer in a
crime-riddled future when scientists use a
murdered cop's body to create an unstoppable
cyborg crime fighter. Director Paul
Verhoeven's sci-fi cult classic stars Peter
Weller as Murphy, a member of Detroit's
finest until his murder lands his remains
inside a metal shell. Robocop is a huge
success in stopping crime...until Murphy's
human memories begin to invade his
computerized brain and lead him on a bloody
mission of revenge. With Nancy Allen
(Dressed to Kill), Ronny Cox (Deliverance),
Kurtwood Smith (TV's That 70s Show) and
Miguel Ferrer (Traffic).
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Basic
R Time: 98
John Travolta stars as a maverick D.E.A.
agent who is sent to interrogate the two
survivors of a U.S. Army Rangers training
mission that went awry. Assisted by
straight-laced Lt. Julia Osborne (Nielsen),
Agent Tom Hardy (Travolta) questions the two
men, but their stories--told in
flashbacks--reveal two conflicting reports
that appear to be far from the truth. Samuel
L. Jackson turns in an electrifying
performance as the despised Ranger leader.
Directed by John McTiernan; written by James
Vanderbilt.
11:45PM ET/10:45 C
The Best Sex Ever 08: Class Act
TVMA Time: 24
Beautiful, wealthy Margot (Chloe) has a
series of blue-collar sex fantasies that she
can't act on, but after she catches her
boyfriend cheating, she decides to enjoy a
romp in the hay with a rugged carpenter.
With Angela Davies, Rafe, Nick Manning and
Lexington Steele.
12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Lord Of The G-strings
TVMA Time: 87
A sex-craved Throbbit and her two friends
are forced into a quest by the omnipotent
wizard Smirnoff to destroy a powerful
G-string with mysterious powers in this
seductive fantasy. The brave Throbbit, Bildo
Saggins, enlists the help of her friends
Hornee and Spam through the enchanted woods
where they find erotic companionship with
various forest creatures--including the
renowned Queen Araporn--as they thwart
danger on their journey to destroy the
G-String. Starring Misty Mundae, Darian
Caine, A.J. Khan and Barbara Joyce. Directed
by Terry M. West.
1:50AM ET/12:50 C
True Lies
R Time: 140
To Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife and
daughter, he's a boring computer salesman.
To sidekick Tom Arnold and everyone else,
he's a top international spy. What happens
when his two lives collide? Jamie Lee Curtis
co-stars in this "furiously inventive,
thrill-packed movie" (New York Times) as the
wife who discovers that she doesn't know her
husband at all...but really likes the one
she's just discovered! With Tia Carrere
(Wayne's World), Bill Paxton, Art Malik and
Charlton Heston.
4:15AM ET/3:15 C
Spider
R Time: 98
David Cronenberg's "brilliantly realized"
(New York Times) adaptation of Patrick
McGrath's novel stars Ralph Fiennes as a
recently released mental patient who is
tormented by the memory of his horrific
past. Set in a bleak London of the 1980s,
Fiennes is thoroughly disturbing as Spider,
an unstable schizophrenic whose troubled
childhood is relived over and over in his
mind--while leaving its mark on his current
situation. Miranda Richardson, Gabriel
Byrne, John Neville, Bradley Hall and Lynn
Redgrave co-star.
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C
Clubhouse Detectives In Big
Trouble
TVPG Time: 82
The four young detectives must
find the treasure hidden in Red
Rock Canyon in order to rebuild
their beloved clubhouse. When a
strange boy makes an impressive
offer to buy an old violin
during the gang's garage sale,
the detectives decide to take a
closer look at its value. A
treasure map hidden inside the
violin case leads the gang to
Red Rock Canyon, but they have
greedy people on their tail who
might cause them big trouble.
With Jonathan Cronin, Brittany
Armstrong, Michael Glauser,
Cameron Mainwaring and Brian
Patterson.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Miss Evers' Boys

PG Time: 117
Winner of the 1997 Emmy(R) for
Best TV Movie! In the 1930s,
U.S. government doctors began a
controversial experiment. They
withheld treatment from a group
of African-American men infected
with syphilis in order to study
the fatal course of the
disease...and they didn't tell
the men what they were doing.
Alfre Woodard plays a dedicated
nurse caught in the web of
official lies in this drama
based on one of the most
shameful episodes in U.S.
medical history. Laurence
Fishburne co-stars.
9:30AM ET/8:30
C
Baby's Day Out

PG Time: 98
When three klutzy kidnappers
grab a wealthy couple's baby,
they think the $5 million ransom
is a sure thing. Wrong! The
nine-month-old escapes, and
leads the trio on a slapstick
chase around Chicago, getting
into one dangerous situation
after another that always end
badly for the bad guys. A comedy
that's "undeniably,
irresistibly, irrationally
funny...an attractive package
that the kids will love" (Ne
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Houseguest
PG Time: 108
On the run from thugs, a warm,
street-smart dreamer named Kevin
(Sinbad) is mistaken for a rich
man's childhood friend and
seizes the opportunity to stay
as a guest in his luxurious
suburban home. Unfortunately,
the real friend is everything
Kevin is not--including a wine
connoisseur, an athlete, a
vegetarian and a famous
dentist--and hilarity results as
Kevin tries to fill his golf
shoes! In the meantime, he has a
lot to teach the family he's
living with in this "enjoyable
romp" (The New York Post). With
Phil Hartman, Jeffrey Jones, Kim
Greist. Directed by Randall
Miller; written by Michael J. Di
Gaetano and Lawrence Gay.
1:30PM
ET/12:30 C
Cool Runnings

PG Time: 98
An Olympic bobsled team from
Jamaica? An absurd
concept--based on a true story!
When a runner thwarted in his
quest for Olympic glory learns
about a disgraced Olympian
bobsledder living in his midst,
he recruits three other local
athletes and convinces the
former star to coach them for
the biggest competition of all
in this "highly entertaining"
(Variety) family film. With
Leon, Doug E. Doug, Rawle D.
Lewis, Malik Yoba and John
Candy. Directed by Jon
Turtletaub, story by Lynn
Siefert & Michael Ritchie,
screenplay by Lynn Siefert,
Tommy Swerdlow & Michael
Goldberg.
3:15PM ET/2:15
C
Iron Jawed Angels

TV14 Time: 123
They had no vote, no political
clout and no equal rights. But
what they lacked under the law,
they made up for with brains,
determination and courage.
Oscar(R)-winner Hilary Swank
(1999's Boys Don't Cry) stars in
this inspirational true story of
two defiant and brilliant young
women who dared to make a stand
for women's rights--and wound up
shaping the future of America.
Oscar(R)-winner Anjelica Huston
(1985's Prizzi's Honor), Frances
O'Connor, Molly Parker, Julia
Ormond and Patrick Dempsey
co-star in this stellar
production that boasts the
daring directorial style of
Katja von Garnier (Bandits) and
a pulsating modern music score
from artists including Lauryn
Hill, Vertical Horizon and Sarah
McLachlan. Widescreen.
5:30PM ET/4:30
C
Two Much
PG13 Time: 118
A professional con artist who
moonlights as an art gallery
owner juggles a romance with two
sisters by creating an alter ego
for himself in this delightful
comedy. Antonio Banderas stars
as Art Dodge, an art gallery
owner and compelling liar who
cons new widows into believing
their deceased beloveds
purchased his artwork. Melanie
Griffith co-stars as a mobster's
ex-wife and Daryl Hannah plays
her sister, both of whom Art
romances by creating a
fictitious twin brother.
Co-starring Danny Aiello, Joan
Cusack and Eli Wallach.
Screenplay by Fernando Trueba
and David Trueba based on the
novel by Donald Westlak
12:05AM
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Iron Jawed Angels
TV14 Time: 123
They had no vote, no political
clout and no equal rights. But
what they lacked under the law,
they made up for with brains,
determination and courage.
Oscar(R)-winner Hilary Swank
(1999's Boys Don't Cry) stars in
this inspirational true story of
two defiant and brilliant young
women who dared to make a stand
for women's rights--and wound up
shaping the future of America.
Oscar(R)-winner Anjelica Huston
(1985's Prizzi's Honor), Frances
O'Connor, Molly Parker, Julia
Ormond and Patrick Dempsey
co-star in this stellar
production that boasts the
daring directorial style of
Katja von Garnier (Bandits) and
a pulsating modern music score
from artists including Lauryn
Hill, Vertical Horizon and Sarah
McLachlan. Widescreen.
2:15AM ET/1:15
C
Unfaithful
R Time: 123
Diane Lane stars in her 2002
Best Actress Oscar(R)-nominated
role as Connie Sumner, a married
housewife who is literally blown
into a handsome French antique
bookseller during a fierce
windstorm in Manhattan. The
intense chemistry between the
two book lovers results in
Connie beginning a thrilling,
perfidious affair with her
French lover. But just as
feelings of obsession and guilt
begin to consume Connie, her
husband grows dangerously
suspicious of his wife's
fidelity. Based on Claude
Chabrol's La Femme Infidele.
Richard Gere, Olivier Martinez
and Erik Per Sullivan co-star.
4:20AM ET/3:20 C
Super Troopers
R Time: 100
You have the right to remain
laughing when you watch this
outrageous comedy about a pack
of screwball state troopers in a
remote small town. Spurbury,
Vermont isn't exactly a mecca of
criminal activity, but when a
dead body turns up, the "staties"
go all out to break the case and
save their jobs while competing
with local cops. The result is a
film that is guilty of being
hilarious in the first degree!
The cast is part of the comedy
troupe Broken Lizard and
features director/star Jay
Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan,
Steve Lemme, Paul Sot
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Heaven Can Wait (1978)
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 41m
Warren Beatty stars in, co-wrote
and co-directed this romantic
comedy remake of "Here Comes Mr.
Jordan" (1941) about a pro
football player who's reincarnated
into the body of a middle-aged
millionaire but remains determined
to take the L.A. Rams to the Super
Bowl - despite the fact that his
former coach (Jack Warden) thinks
he's nuts and his wife (Dyan
Cannon) and accountant (Charles
Grodin) are trying to murder him.
Julie Christie, Buck Henry and
James Mason costar in this
delightful box office smash.
9:10AM ET/8:10 C
The Wishing Tree
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
TVG 1h 42m
Alfre Woodard stars in this moving
family drama as attorney Clara
Collier, who returns home to her
rural Georgia roots when her
mother (Mary Alice), a local
storyteller, passes away. Clara
reunites with the family that once
took the Colliers in during hard
times, and discovers that local
tales of a "magic man" who guides
lost travelers back to safety from
the dense forest might be true.
Blair Underwood, Leslie Carlson,
Helen Shaver, Stephen Joffe and
Kaleigh Nevin costar in this tale
of healing and hope.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Mixed Company
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG 1h 50m
Joseph Bologna stars in this
good-natured family film as a
struggling basketball coach whose
problems are compounded at home
when his wife decides to adopt
three minority children, doubling
their number of kids and sparking
trouble between neighbors,
spouses, and siblings alike.
Barbara Harris, Lisa Gerritsen and
Ariane Heller costar in this
warm-hearted cult classic from
co-writer / director Melville
Shavelson ("The Seven Little Foys,"
"Yours, Mine and Ours").
6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Deacons For Defense
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 40m
Forest Whitaker, Jonathan
Silverman and Ossie Davis star in
this original drama, the true
story of brave African-American
men from Bogalusa, Louisiana who
armed themselves to fight against
the KKK, taking a more militant
stance than most activists during
the Civil Rights movement of the
1960's. Paul Benjamin costars in
this film about a lost chapter in
U.S. history from director Bill
Duke ("Sister Act 2," "A Rage in
Harlem").
8:15PM ET/7:15 C
Barbershop

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 43m
An all-star cast enlivens this box
office smash, a sleeper hit
starring Ice Cube as Calvin, the
owner of a Chicago barbershop who
wants to sell the establishment
and move away from his
crime-ridden neighborhood. But
when he finally decides to accept
a buyer's offer, Calvin finally
begins to see the value of his
long-time family business to his
tight-knight community. Eve,
Cedric the Entertainer, Anthony
Anderson, Troy Garity and Sean
Patrick Thomas costar in this
feel-good hit from the producers
of "Soul Food."
10:00PM ET/9:00
C
Pagan Poetry
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TV14 - VLD 48m
The FBI blackmails Lem; Ahmad is
arrested for robbery; Teri
struggles with the pain of her
breakup with Damon.
10:50PM ET/9:50
C
Losing It
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 50m
A rising artist in New York tests
Bette's commitment while the sperm
donor's girlfriend discovers a
lonely Tina and starts harassing
her; Tim returns home alone while
Jenny gets a ride from two
disaffected teenagers.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Threesome

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 34m
A computer error assigns college
students Alex (Lara Flynn Boyle),
Stuart (Stephen Baldwin) and Eddy
(Josh Charles) to the same dorm
room, resulting in an unusual
triangle of love, friendship and
sex. Alexis Arquette and Martha
Gehman costar in this witty adult
comedy.
3:35AM ET/2:35 C
Perfume
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 47m
Director Michael Rymer crafted
this semi-improvisational,
ensemble docudrama set behind the
scenes in the fashion world, where
a famed designer (Paul Sorvino)
has just learned that he is going
to die, an acclaimed photographer
(Jared Harris) tries to reinvent
his "heroin chic" style, and a
young businesswoman (Leslie Mann)
wrestles with the break-up of her
professional partnership. Jeff
Goldblum, Rita Wilson, Peter
Gallagher, Michelle Williams, Omar
Epps, Sonia Braga, Carmen Electra
and Harry Hamlin costar.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Lizzie and her pals find adventure in Rome
after Junior High graduation.
7:35AM ET/6:35 C
A River Runs Through It
A preacher teaches his two sons about love
and life through fly-fishing, which
becomes the only bond as their lives
diverge.
9:45AM ET/8:45 C
Bringing Down The House
A lonely lawyer takes to an online chat
room and meets who he thinks is another
lawyer but ends up being an escaped con.
Starring Queen Latifah and Steve Martin.
11:35AM ET/10:35 C
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
Audrey Tautou ("Amelie") stars as a woman
obsessed with a married doctor.
1:15PM ET/12:15 C
On The Set: Chicago
A behind-the-scenes look at the film
adaptation of the hit Broadway musical
'Chicago.'
1:35PM ET/12:35 C
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Lizzie and her pals find adventure in Rome
after Junior High graduation.
3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Marvin's Room
After 17 years of separation, two
estranged sisters are brought together
during a time of turmoil.
5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Hollywood One On One
Host Scott Patrick interviews the stars of
recent, big-hit movies.
5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Lone Star State Of Mind
Young lovers try to escape their small
Texas town to find fame and fortune.
7:05PM ET/6:05 C
Bringing Down The House
A lonely lawyer takes to an online chat
room and meets who he thinks is another
lawyer but ends up being an escaped con.
Starring Queen Latifah and Steve Martin.
9:00PM ET/8:00 C
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Lizzie and her pals find adventure in Rome
after Junior High graduation.
10:35PM ET/9:35 C
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Tenenbaum family is reunited under one
roof when long estranged Royal Tenenbaum
comes home to die.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Red Dragon
An FBI agent must rely on the help of a
madman to catch a serial killer. Starring
Ed Norton and Anthony Hopkins.
2:40AM ET/1:40 C
Bringing Down The House
A lonely lawyer takes to an online chat
room and meets who he thinks is another
lawyer but ends up being an escaped con.
Starring Queen Latifah and Steve Martin.
4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Cherish
HDTV
A young woman awaiting trial for a crime
she didn't commit convinces her electronic
bracelet officer to help her find the real
killer.
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11:05AM ET/10:05 C
Awakenings
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 2h 1m
A dedicated New York
doctor (Robin Williams)
uses his gift for
ground-breaking research
to bring a long-comatose
patient (Robert De Niro)
back to life in this
gentle, emotionally
engaging drama based on
the true-life account by
neurologist and
best-selling author
Oliver Sacks ("At First
Sight"). Penelope Ann
Miller, John Heard,
Julie Kavner and Max von
Sydow costar in this
Oscar-nominated film
from director Penny
Marshall ("Big").
1:05PM
ET/12:05 C
Crossroads

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 34m
Pop music sensation
Britney Spears stars in
this teen road-trip
drama about a trio of
high school pals that
heads for the bright
lights of Los Angeles,
meeting up with both
romance and loss along
the way. Zoe Saldana,
Taryn Manning, Anson
Mount, Dan Aykroyd and
Kim Cattrall costar in
this film from director
Tamra Davis ("Billy
Madison").
8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Crossroads
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 34m
Pop music sensation
Britney Spears stars in
this teen road-trip
drama about a trio of
high school pals that
heads for the bright
lights of Los Angeles,
meeting up with both
romance and loss along
the way. Zoe Saldana,
Taryn Manning, Anson
Mount, Dan Aykroyd and
Kim Cattrall costar in
this film from director
Tamra Davis ("Billy
Madison").
9:35PM
ET/8:35 C
Awakenings
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 2h 1m
A dedicated New York
doctor (Robin Williams)
uses his gift for
ground-breaking research
to bring a long-comatose
patient (Robert De Niro)
back to life in this
gentle, emotionally
engaging drama based on
the true-life account by
neurologist and
best-selling author
Oliver Sacks ("At First
Sight"). Penelope Ann
Miller, John Heard,
Julie Kavner and Max von
Sydow costar in this
Oscar-nominated film
from director Penny
Marshall ("Big").
11:40PM ET/10:40 C
Hollywood Palms
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
TV14 - VSLD 1h 31m
Observed by a skunk that
lives in the ductwork of
their building, the
lives and loves of a
group of Hollywood
twenty-somethings
intersect in surprising
ways in this Generation
X comedy starring
Patrick Labyorteaux,
Matt Winston, Paget
Brewster, Elizabeth
Mitchell, Judge
Reinhold, Dean Cameron
and Kristin Bauer.
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