HD Programming Guide: Monday, April 12, 2004 — CBS, WB, PBS, Discovery HD, Bravo HD

MONDAY, APRIL 12, 2004


 

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Daytime HDTV From CBS

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Two And A Half Men

"ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats"
Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Two And A Half Men

"merry Thanksgiving"
Charlie tries to win back a former flame and convince her that he is ready for a commitment by hosting Thanksgiving dinner with his extended family.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Two And A Half Men

"Sarah Like Puny Alan"
Charlie arranges a double date for himself and his reluctant, flu-ridden brother, Alan.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men

"An Old Flame With A New Wick"
Charlie is stunned when he discovers that his old girlfriend, Jill, has had a sex change.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Csi: Miami

"Blood Moon"
No Description Available.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno


John Travolta, Robie Rosa

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven

"Don't Speak Ill of the Living or the Dead"
Annie's (Catherine Hicks) half-sister Lilly (guest star Michelle Phillips Knots Landing and The Mamas and The Papas) shows up on her doorstep to discuss an important family matter. Meanwhile, Cecilia (Ashlee Simpson) sets Martin's (Tyler Hoechlin) friend Mac (guest star Kyle Searles) up with a girl from school, but he doesn't want to go out with her because of something embarrassing that happened 10 years ago; Ruthie (Mackenzie Rosman) and Peter (Scotty Leavenworth) put a bad spin on a school project that lands them in trouble; and Roxanne (Rachel Blanchard) turns to Chandler (Jeremy London) when she finds herself faced with a moral dilemma.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everwood

"Last Looks"
Against Andy's (Treat Williams) better judgment, ex-sweethearts Ephram (Gregory Smith) and Madison (guest star Sarah Lancaster) decide it would be in Delia's (Vivien Cardone) best interest if Madison resumed her job as Delia's babysitter. Meanwhile, Amy (Emily VanCamp) contemplates going off her anti-depressant medication after Linda (guest star Marcia Cross) suggests she might be ready and Bright (Chris Pratt) anxiously awaits his college acceptance letters.

NO HDTV PROGRAMMING TONIGHT

Bravo HD Programming Information Not Available Today
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Sacred Monuments Of Asia

"Bhutan To Katmandu"
Travel to Bhutan and Katmandu to visit many of the temples and monuments used by Buddhists and Hindus.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Canada's Castle In The Rockies

“Canada’s Castle in the Rockies” features stunning visuals of the rugged Canadian west. This film gives viewers a look into the history of the Canadian Pacific Railway, and the beautiful Banff Springs Hotel.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Golf Escapes

"Colorado Springs"
Tours of the most beautiful golf courses in the world. This episode features courses located at Colorado Springs: The Broadmoor, Cheyenne Mountain Resort Country Club of Colorado, The Lodge of the Four Seasons and The Ridge at Castle Pines North.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Ancient Andean Civilizations"
Visit La Paz, Bolivia, the mystical home to a variety of religious beliefs. Explore the archaeological wonders and take a trip down the most dangerous road in the world. Examine the traditional reed boats used to transfer stones to Tiahuanac and visit the site said to be the origin of the Incas.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
An Inside Look: Crash Test Dummies

Go behind the scenes of accident research. Explore the role of the crash test dummy in the automobile safety industry. See the laws of physics at work and see how these large, life-like dolls are helping automakers keep you safe on the road.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
World Of American Indian Dance

No Description Available.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Mystery Of The Tibetan Mummy

In a lost corner of Tibet, a team of Discovery scientists have uncovered the story of a centuries old body... perfectly intact. It wasn't embalmed like the Egyptian pharaohs or preserved in a glacier. Could this mysterious man have mummified himself?

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
African Garden Of Eden

While most of the year the Kalahari Desert is as inhospitable as any place on earth, the rains briefly transform it into a lush oasis. Follow the animals that travel hundreds of miles lured by the water, but stay only until the land becomes barren again.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Tarah & Leo"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Ringside Revealed"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Newlywed Bliss"
Amy and Dannie are newlyweds who are in need of a serious bedroom facelift, but their budget won't allow it. Amy wants to surprise Dannie with a beautiful boudoir.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"Young At Heart"
If you can't be young at heart in your own home, where can you? Meet some really big kids who've created adventures in the backyard, filled the house with vinyl toys, and turned a shabby barn into a fairy tale stage.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"High Octane Art"
These Wheels put the pedal to artistic metal in very different ways. Silver Space-Bugs wouldn't look out of place on the moon but they're cute in Earth traffic too. It struggles for lift-off, but Leo Naugler's maritime Fish Copter has high hopes.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Canada's Castle In The Rockies

“Canada’s Castle in the Rockies” features stunning visuals of the rugged Canadian west. This film gives viewers a look into the history of the Canadian Pacific Railway, and the beautiful Banff Springs Hotel.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Golf Escapes

"Colorado Springs"
Tours of the most beautiful golf courses in the world. This episode features courses located at Colorado Springs: The Broadmoor, Cheyenne Mountain Resort Country Club of Colorado, The Lodge of the Four Seasons and The Ridge at Castle Pines North.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Desert Speaks, The

"Ancient Andean Civilizations"
Visit La Paz, Bolivia, the mystical home to a variety of religious beliefs. Explore the archaeological wonders and take a trip down the most dangerous road in the world. Examine the traditional reed boats used to transfer stones to Tiahuanac and visit the site said to be the origin of the Incas.

4:30PM ET/3:30 C
An Inside Look: Crash Test Dummies

Go behind the scenes of accident research. Explore the role of the crash test dummy in the automobile safety industry. See the laws of physics at work and see how these large, life-like dolls are helping automakers keep you safe on the road.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
World Of American Indian Dance

No Description Available.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Baby Human, The

"To Think"
An infant in a crib possesses the most powerful learning machine in the world. Having arrived on this planet, this intuitive scientist begins its observations in its laboratory, the world around it.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Chasing Giants: On The Trail Of The Giant Squid

Ageless tales of sea monsters include reports of an eight-legged beast with eyes the size of volleyballs - the Giant Squid. New Zealand scientist Steve O'Shea attempts to track this elusive creature and to provide the first image of the animal alive.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Arctic Mission

"Lords Of The Arctic"
No Description Available.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Amelia Avenue"
Doug Wilson will redo Autumn and Jeff's family room. Hildi Santo Tomas will redecorate Kelly and Anthony's family room.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Urgan, Child Of The Himalayas

To the north of the Himalayas, the Nubra valley in Ladakh has only been open to visitors since 1993. It takes several days of hiking to reach the isolated 3,800 meter high village of Tangyer. The people here have always observed Buddhist traditions, inc

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Arctic Mission

"Lords Of The Arctic"
No Description Available.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Amelia Avenue"
Doug Wilson will redo Autumn and Jeff's family room. Hildi Santo Tomas will redecorate Kelly and Anthony's family room.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Urgan, Child Of The Himalayas

To the north of the Himalayas, the Nubra valley in Ladakh has only been open to visitors since 1993. It takes several days of hiking to reach the isolated 3,800 meter high village of Tangyer. The people here have always observed Buddhist traditions, inc

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Conquistadors

"Empire Of The Sun"
Francisco Pizarro journeyed high into the Andes Mountains of South America to discover unimaginable riches of gold and silver and conquer one of the greatest empires in history. It was a savage and ruthless attack by one great civilization on another.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
Arctic Mission

"Lords Of The Arctic"
No Description Available.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Tampa: Amelia Avenue"
Doug Wilson will redo Autumn and Jeff's family room. Hildi Santo Tomas will redecorate Kelly and Anthony's family room.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Urgan, Child Of The Himalayas

To the north of the Himalayas, the Nubra valley in Ladakh has only been open to visitors since 1993. It takes several days of hiking to reach the isolated 3,800 meter high village of Tangyer. The people here have always observed Buddhist traditions, inc
 

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
A Caribbean Workout 2003

In Almond Beach along the west coast of Barbados features Rebound exercises.

6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Over® Chicago/Born to Fly

With the glittering lights and night, and spectacular daytime views, Over® Chicago is a "must see". Born to Fly is a visually uplifting tour of British Columbia's Lower Mainland, from the city of Vancouver to the slopes of Grouse Mountain.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Desert Speaks

Baja Journeys: Volcanoes/Oceans - The journey through Baja California begins on the twice-weekly ferry from the Mexican mainland port of Guaymas. After disembarking from the ferry, the exploration begins around the coastal town of Santa Rosalia. This area provides some of the best cultural, historical and natural history treasure found on the Gulf side of Baja California.

7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Bette

True Story - Bette appears on The View to promote her latest CD, but she doesn't look forward to chatting with the girls because she simply can't think of any new stories to tell. When it's time to talk, she makes a story up, and has to face the consequences.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Love and Money

Diagnosis: Effie - A new couple, Emma and Hugh Lanston, move into the building. Nicholas doesn't want to know them, but Effie forces him to. It turns out they're English, whom Effie is so infatuated with that she invites them for dinner.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Higher Definition

Take Two: Edward Burns - Pop culture writer/host Rober Wilonsky plays pool with writer, actor and director Edward Burns and talks with him about his latest film, Confidence.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Across America

Hearse Club, Bungee Jumping - You've heard of car clubs...for Maserati, Jaguar, or Porsche owners. Across America joins a Hearse Club for a cemetery tour in Denver. Then host Ron Kruck takes a leap (or doesn't he?)...bungee jumping in Las Vegas.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

Not the Holiday Show - Decorating all year 'round and doing small creative things in the home for ambience and that extra touch.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Designing America

Frills and Drills! - Tour Time takes us to the home of designer Ann Fox and her husband, builder Randall Underwood. It's country cottage meets renovation luxury! In How Do You Do, it's Part 1 in a series following the design and implementation of a fabulous backyard pool!

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
HDNet World Report

Alternative Energy - HDNet World Report visits the concept of alternative energy, focusing on some traditional alternatives for gas and electricity, like solar and wind, and taking a look at some new, unlikely alternatives as well.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report

America: Weekend Warriors No More - HDNet World Report visits with American soldiers who will spend time in combat in Iraq. These soldiers are not the typical members of the all volunteer Army. Instead, they are members of the National Guard and the Reserve, who now find themselves on the front lines in this battle, rather than training once a year in America.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Hollywood HD

Dirty Dancing 2 Premiere, Starsky and Hutch Premiere - We samba down the red carpet with the stars of Dirty Dancing 2, bust Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson at the premiere of Starksy and Hutch, and visit the Playboy Mansion for a special musical announcement.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet This Month

April 2004 - Take a look at HDNet's weekly schedule with segments from the HDNet World Report, Across America, Hollywood HD, Wiseguy and Robbery Homicide Division. Also highlighted: A new season of live Major League Soccer, a preview of HDNet's live season coverage of the 2004 Champ Car World Series and the upcoming NASCAR Grand National Division. HDNet This Month also gives you a sneak peak at the films you can see this month on HDNet Movies. HDNet is television like you've never seen before.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Edgewater, Tripp Fontainne, Ghoultown - True Music host Katie Daryl has put together a great rock show this week. Straight from Wind-up Records, the band Edgewater plays an acoustic and intimate show for True Music. Plus Tripp Fontainne explains to us how they go their name! And you won't want to miss Ghoultown...a band that can only be described as goth meets Johnny Cash!

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

The Prisoner's Prisoner - Hogan blows up an ammunition dump and captures a German general, whom he forwards to an English prison.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
That's Life

What's Family Got To Do With It? - Jackie's friendship with Lydia hits a rocky patch, at the same time she faces a major dilemma about whether to leave for Mexico with Ray or stay in New Jersey with a visiting Abigail Leski Meanwhile, Lydia is charmed into getting Mack's irresponsible brother a job at the sports clinic; and a generous gift from Plum makes Frank feel uncomfortable.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Presidio Med

Do No Harm - Jackie becomes more involved than she wished when the girlfriend of a badly burned fireman reconsiders her decision to marry him. Worried about her age and cancerous ovary, Jules considers using a sperm donor and harvesting her embryo--and Slingerland volunteers to donate

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Over® Ireland

From the rough-hewn beauty of its towering bluffs and weathered granite tors to the ancient mystery of its Celtic monasteries and storybook cottages, this program reaches far back in the Ireland's history, landmarks, literature and culture. Truly a rare view of the island that has captivated so many people for centuries.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
Live from the House of Blues: The House of Yes

Classic rockers perform old favorites and new hits at the House of Blues.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
True Music

Extended Play: Rusted Root - One of our famous 30-minute Extended Play episodes dedicated to the band Rusted Root. Rusted Root has gained a legion of fans across the world who love their jam band sound. True Music host Katie Daryl sits down with the band before their concert to find out the real reason they take so much time off from touring and what's up with their latest album Welcome to My Party.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report

America: Weekend Warriors No More - HDNet World Report visits with American soldiers who will spend time in combat in Iraq. These soldiers are not the typical members of the all volunteer Army. Instead, they are members of the National Guard and the Reserve, who now find themselves on the front lines in this battle, rather than training once a year in America.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere

Pilot - Street-wise undercover Federal agent Vinnie Terranova is released from prison after serving a false rap to establish his cover. His mission: infiltrate the organized crime syndicate in Atlantic City where, with one slip of his cover, he could end up a dead man.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out!

South Beach - Travel to South Beach, Miami Florida! Learn the best places to shop, eat and have a night out, South Beach style.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere

Wedding - The gang attends the wedding of a co-worker.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Bikini Destinations - Premiere

Acapulco - Bikini Destinations touches down in the famous Mexican City of Acapulco. Join top Hawaiian Tropic Models as they experience the sensational nightlife, exotic beaches and the rush of La Quebrada cliff diving.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy

Pilot - Street-wise undercover Federal agent Vinnie Terranova is released from prison after serving a false rap to establish his cover. His mission: infiltrate the organized crime syndicate in Atlantic City where, with one slip of his cover, he could end up a dead man.

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!

South Beach - Travel to South Beach, Miami Florida! Learn the best places to shop, eat and have a night out, South Beach style.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Wedding - The gang attends the wedding of a co-worker.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
Bikini Destinations

Acapulco - Bikini Destinations touches down in the famous Mexican City of Acapulco. Join top Hawaiian Tropic Models as they experience the sensational nightlife, exotic beaches and the rush of La Quebrada cliff diving.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
City of Industry

Betrayal and revenge are key ingredients in this tale of a retired thief lured out of retirement for one last heist.

3:40AM ET/2:40 C
The Fugitive

Gotterdammerung - Gerard learns that Kimble's sister-in-law and attorney plan to help Kimble flee the country.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Charlie's Angels

Death On Wheels - Jill becomes the hated star of a roller derby team when she goes undercover to investigate the mysterious death of a beautiful skater. Skating champ Karen Jason is killed after being forced over the guardrail and into the audience during a rough and tumble race. Charlie's client believes Karen was murdered, despite the police report stating that the death was accidental. In search of clues, Sabrina poses as a state insurance investigator, Kelly as a pushy writer for a national magazine and Jill as a member of the roller derby team.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
An American In Canada

Some Like It Hot Zone - Stampede Fever breaks out and the Channel 5 team find themselves quarantined at the station. Judy's ex-boyfriend, Gord, wants to ask Judy an important question, Bill tries to keep his sex pact with his wife and Jake sees his opportunity to report live from the hot zone.
 

7:15AM ET/6:15 C
The Power of One

PG-13 - 2:07 - 1992
Cast: Stephen Dorff, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Morgan Freeman Director: John G. Avildsen
An English boy, P.K., is taken in by a professor after he is ostricized by his German classmates. Through the professor, he meets a man who teaches him how to box and stand up for his rights.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Ghosts of Mississippi

PG-13 - 2:10 - 1996
Cast: Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Virginia Madsen Director: Rob Reiner
Sixty years after the murder of a civil rights leader, his killer is brought to trial.

11:45AM ET/10:45 C
Article 99

R - 1:39 - 1992
Cast: Ray Liotta, Kiefer Sutherland, Forest Whitaker Director: Howard Deutch
A group of doctors will do whatever they can to help their patients in a veterans hospital, despite the hospital's rules and regulations.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Empire Records

PG-13 - 1:31 - 1995
Cast: Anthony LaPaglia, Rory Cochrane, Liv Tyler Director: Allan Moyle
When the owner of a small music store fails to raise enough money to stay in business, his eccentric employees take on the mission.

3:15PM ET/2:15 C
Honeysuckle Rose

NR - 1:59 - 1980
Cast: Willie Nelson, Dyan Cannon, Amy Irving Director: Jerry Schatzberg
A Country-Western star falls in love with the newest addition to his band, causing serious problems with his wife.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Swing Shift

PG - 1:40 - 1984
Cast: Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Christine Lahti Director: Jonathan Demme
The wife of a man fighting overseas in WWII goes to work and has a relationship with one of her coworkers.

7:15PM ET/6:15 C
Ghosts of Mississippi

PG-13 - 2:10 - 1996
Cast: Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Virginia Madsen Director: Rob Reiner
Sixty years after the murder of a civil rights leader, his killer is brought to trial.

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Out Of Bounds

R - 1:31 - 1986
Cast: Anthony Michael Hall, Jenny Wright, Jeff Kober Director: Richard Tuggle
A small town kid moves to L.A. and gets mixed up with a drug dealer when he picks up the wrong bag at the airport.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
29 Palms

R - 1:33 - 2003
Cast: Chris O'Donnell, Rachel Leigh Cook, Jeremy Davies Director: Leonardo Ricagni
When a bag of money from a casino goes missing, an eclectic group of misfits race to find it.

12:35AM ET/11:35 C
Blue Velvet

R - 2:01 - 1986
Cast: Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper Director: David Lynch
A college kid happens upon the secret and disturbing underbelly of his quiet neighborhood.

2:35AM ET/1:35 C
29 Palms

R - 1:33 - 2003
Cast: Chris O'Donnell, Rachel Leigh Cook, Jeremy Davies Director: Leonardo Ricagni
When a bag of money from a casino goes missing, an eclectic group of misfits race to find it.

4:15AM ET/3:15 C
Blue Velvet

R - 2:01 - 1986
Cast: Isabella Rossellini, Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper Director: David Lynch
A college kid happens upon the secret and disturbing underbelly of his quiet neighborhood.
 

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Waiting For Guffman

R Time: 83  
A Missouri town's 150-year celebration is highlighted by an outlandish musical stage show organized by an eccentric o

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Malibu's Most Wanted

PG13 Time: 86  
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a. "B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills among the i

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Kiss Of Death

R Time: 100  
David Caruso stars in this "sleek, muscular thriller" (Ne

1:15PM ET/12:15 C
Unfaithful

R Time: 123  
Diane Lane stars in her 2002 Best Actress Oscar(R)-nominated role as Connie Sumner, a married housewife who is literally blown into a handsome French antique bookseller during a fierce windstorm in Manhattan. The intense chemistry between the two book lovers results in Connie beginning a thrilling, perfidious affair with her French lover. But just as feelings of obsession and guilt begin to consume Connie, her husband grows dangerously suspicious of his wife's fidelity. Based on Claude Chabrol's La Femme Infidele. Richard Gere, Olivier Martinez and Erik Per Sullivan co-star.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Femme Fatale

R Time: 114  
Brian De Palma's "ingeniously twisty and audaciously twisted" (San Francisco Chronicle) neo-noir thriller stars Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as a dangerous blonde whose picture attracts the attention of a former paparazzo--and exposes her sordid past. Seven years after a daring (and very erotic) jewel heist at the Cannes Film Festival in which she left her partners high and dry, Laure Ash (Romijn-Stamos) returns to Paris under the identity of an U.S. ambassador's wife. But photographer Nicolas Bardo (Antonio Banderas) recognizes her--from a photo he took of her assuming a different alias--and sets into motion a series of twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the end! Peter Coyote co-stars.

5:30PM ET/4:30 C
Minority Report

PG13 Time: 145  
Director Steven Spielberg and star Tom Cruise form a superstar team in this fantastic futuristic tale about a cop who turns fugitive after the crime-forecasting unit in which he works predicts he will commit a murder. John Anderton (Cruise) is the Chief of "Pre-Crime," a police division that taps into the brains of three pre-cognitive humans (pre-cogs) to predict and stop deadly crimes before they happen. The result is a society that hasn't had a murder in six years, but when the pre-cogs deliver a shocking prediction--that Anderton will kill a man--the stunned cop must run for his life while trying to prove the prognostication is wrong. Colin Farrell (Phone Booth), Samantha Morton (Sweet and Lowdown) and Max von Sydow (The Exorcist) co-star. Written by Scott Frank and Jon Cohen; based on a short story by Philip K. Dick (Blade Runner). "A triumph...four stars" (Roger Ebert).

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Malibu's Most Wanted

PG13 Time: 86  
Politician Bill Gluckman may be California's next governor. But the biggest threat to his campaign is his embarrassing son Brad, a.k.a. "B-Rad" (Jamie Kennedy), a wannabe white rapper who rhymes about thug life on the streets...of Malibu. To shake his son's rap aspirations, Gluckman's campaign manager hires two African-American actors to pose as gangsters who kidnap B-Rad and haul him through L.A.'s rough streets. But the theater-taught thespians aren't prepared for South Central, leaving B-Rad to showcase his rap skills among the i

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
The Fugitive

PG13 Time: 130  
A one-armed man killed Dr. Kimble's wife, but the police think he did it. Now he's got to find the killer before the cops catch him. That's the simple plot of this blockbuster action hit starring Harrison Ford as the doctor on the run and 1993 Best Supporting Actor Oscar(R) winner Tommy Lee Jones as the cop on his trail. "A propulsive mix of action, suspense and humor" (Hollywood Reporter). "A consummate nail biter...it leaves you breathless" (Variety). "A smashing success...a home run" (New York Times).

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
Protection

R Time: 96  
A young mobster ends up in the witness protection program after betraying his boss to the feds. Paulie's treachery was the result of his survival instinct; his boss had already tried to have him killed. After relocating with his wife and son, Paulie can't seem to help himself from making contact with a local mobster and pursuing a similar way of life...at least, until it turns out that the suburbs can be dangerous, too. With Stephen Baldwin, Peter Gallagher, Katie Griffin.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Femme Fatale

R Time: 114  
Brian De Palma's "ingeniously twisty and audaciously twisted" (San Francisco Chronicle) neo-noir thriller stars Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as a dangerous blonde whose picture attracts the attention of a former paparazzo--and exposes her sordid past. Seven years after a daring (and very erotic) jewel heist at the Cannes Film Festival in which she left her partners high and dry, Laure Ash (Romijn-Stamos) returns to Paris under the identity of an U.S. ambassador's wife. But photographer Nicolas Bardo (Antonio Banderas) recognizes her--from a photo he took of her assuming a different alias--and sets into motion a series of twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the end! Peter Coyote co-stars.
 

6:50AM ET/5:50 C
For Better Or For Worse

PG13 Time: 93
Kim Cattrall (HBO's Sex and the City) and Robert Hays (Airplane!) are having a swell honeymoon--until her secret life as a spy puts every agent in Europe on their heels. Love, laughs and action co-starring Christopher Lee.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Black Knight

PG13 Time: 95
Martin Lawrence brings the 'hood into the Middle Ages in this "rip-roaring time-travel comedy" (L.A. Times) that is loosely based on Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Jamal Walker (Lawrence) works for a struggling medieval theme park until a fall into a time warp lands him in f

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
Solaris

PG13 Time: 98
Steven Soderbergh's cerebral remake of the 1972 Russian sci-fi classic follows a doctor who encounters his late wife on a space station where things have spiraled out of control into a metaphysical conundrum. George Clooney plays Dr. Chris Kelvin, a psychologist beckoned to convince the station's crew to come home. What he finds there takes him far beyond the boundaries of his science and into the realm of the supernatural as he must come to grips with the appearance of his wife who committed suicide years earlier. Natascha McElhone, Jeremy Davies and Viola Davis co-star in this "example of sophisticated, challenging filmmaking" (L.A. Times). Based on the book by Stanislaw Lem.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Eight Legged Freaks

PG13 Time: 99
Writer-director and big-bug filmmaker Ello

2:45PM ET/1:45 C
Quiz Show

PG13 Time: 132
"Four stars" (New York Post). Nominated for three Oscars(R) including Best Picture and Director (Robert Redford), this acclaimed 1994 drama details the shocking television quiz-show scandal of the late 1950s. John Turturro stars as Herbert Stempel, a Jewish man from Queens whose incredible reign as champion on the wildly popular game show Twenty-One was brought to a surprising end when he failed to answer a simple question. New champion Charles Van Doren (Ralph Fiennes)--a handsome intellectual from a well-to-do literary family--would go on to achieve national fame...until Stempel revealed that he had been paid to lose, resulting in an explosive national scandal and a congressional investigation. Also with David Paymer and Best Supporting Actor Oscar(R) nominee Paul Scofield.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Black Knight

PG13 Time: 95
Martin Lawrence brings the 'hood into the Middle Ages in this "rip-roaring time-travel comedy" (L.A. Times) that is loosely based on Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Jamal Walker (Lawrence) works for a struggling medieval theme park until a fall into a time warp lands him in f

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Drumline

PG13 Time: 118
A talented, but cocky marching band drummer's inability to march to anything but his own beat lands him in hot water with everything--and everyone--he cares about in a Georgia university. Nick Cannon stars as Devon, a Harlem native whose incredible talent for pounding the skins earns him a scholarship to Atlanta A & T, but whose showboating earns him the wrath of bandmates, his band leader and his girlfriend. Can Devon learn to become a team player before they perform at an annual competition with rival schools? Zoe Saldana and Orlando Jones co-star in this "entertaining and enthusiastically told tale" (L.A. Times). Directed by Charles Stone; written by Tina Gordon Chism and Shawn Schepps.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Solaris

PG13 Time: 98
Steven Soderbergh's cerebral remake of the 1972 Russian sci-fi classic follows a doctor who encounters his late wife on a space station where things have spiraled out of control into a metaphysical conundrum. George Clooney plays Dr. Chris Kelvin, a psychologist beckoned to convince the station's crew to come home. What he finds there takes him far beyond the boundaries of his science and into the realm of the supernatural as he must come to grips with the appearance of his wife who committed suicide years earlier. Natascha McElhone, Jeremy Davies and Viola Davis co-star in this "example of sophisticated, challenging filmmaking" (L.A. Times). Based on the book by Stanislaw Lem.

12:35AM ET/11:35 C
A Mighty Wind

PG13 Time: 91
Christopher Guest's mockumentary-style of comedy skewers a reunion of '60s folk music acts in this hilarious ensemble film. Guest reunites with his This Is Spinal Tap cohorts Harry Shearer and Michael McKean to portray the Folksmen, one of three folk groups reuniting for a public television reunion concert. Joining them are the annoyingly upbeat New Main Street Singers led by Terry and Laurie Bohner (who follow a religion that worships colors), and Mitch & Mickey (Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara), a duet whose longtime romance ended in a public breakup that left Mitch institutionalized--and definitely questionable to appear onstage with Mickey. With Bob Balaban, Ed Begley Jr., Parker Posey and Fred Willard in a priceless role.

3:50AM ET/2:50 C
The Rules Of Attraction

R Time: 110
A group of undergraduates find themselves mutually attracted to one another in the sex-and-drugs setting of a New England university in this twisted drama based on the novel by Bret Easton Ellis (author of American Psycho). James Van Der Beek stars as Sean Bateman (brother of American Psycho's Patrick Bateman), a popular and attractive university drug dealer who pines for a virginal classmate who is smitten with her long-distance boyfriend. Their love triangle becomes even more complicated by a frustrated bisexual student and a mysterious secret admirer...both of whom are in love with Sean. Shannyn Sossamon, Ian Somerhalder, Kip Pardue, Jessica Biel and Eric Stoltz co-star. Directed by Roger Avary (Killing Zoe).
 

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Once Bitten

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
PG13 1h 33m
Phenomenally funny comic actor Jim Carrey ("Dumb and Dumber," "Bruce Almighty") makes his big-screen debut with this horror comedy about a female vampire (Lauren Hutton) seeking the three male virgins whose blood she needs to drink in order to maintain her immortality. Cleavon Little and Robert Klein costar in this biting farce.

2:05PM ET/1:05 C
The Inkwell

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 53m
Set in the year 1976, in an all-black neighborhood in an otherwise all-white New England village, director Matty Rich's ("Straight Out of Brooklyn") sophomore effort is the story of a troubled teen's transformation over the course of one long, eventful summer. Larenz Tate, Joe Morton, Suzzanne Douglas, Glynn Turman, Vanessa Bell-Calloway, Adrienne Joi-Johnson, Morris Chestnut, Jada Pinkett and Duane Martin head the cast.

5:45PM ET/4:45 C
Bowling for Columbine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 0m
Director and star Michael Moore ("Roger & Me") stirred up controversy - and won an Oscar for Best Documentary Feature - with this dissection of America's fascination with firearms, a skillful work of agitprop that is by turns infuriating, disturbing and hilarious as the rotund host gets a free gun with his new bank account, pays an impromptu visit to NRA chief Charlton Heston, and visits with a survivor of the Columbine High School shootings.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
National Lampoon's Van Wilder

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 33m
Ryan Reynolds ("Two Guys and a Girl," "The In-Laws") is the title character in this gross-out comedy, a collegiate lifer in his seventh year of matriculation, forced by his wealthy father's disinheritance to launch a lucrative enterprise as a party planner for his fellow students - much to the chagrin of his school's administrators. Tara Reid, Tim Matheson, Kal Penn, Edie McClurg and Erik Estrada costar in this politically incorrect farce from the producers of "Animal House" and "Vacation."

9:35PM ET/8:35 C
Changing Lanes

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 39m
A vengeful game of one-upmanship turns deadly in this urban thriller about a hotshot young attorney (Ben Affleck) and a recovering alcoholic (Samuel L. Jackson) whose minor fender-bender devastates both of their lives and quickly leads to an escalating war of dirty tricks and manipulation. William Hurt, Toni Collette, Dylan Baker, Amanda Peet and Sydney Pollack costar in this provocative, acclaimed film from director Roger Michell ("Notting Hill").

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
The Inkwell

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 53m
Set in the year 1976, in an all-black neighborhood in an otherwise all-white New England village, director Matty Rich's ("Straight Out of Brooklyn") sophomore effort is the story of a troubled teen's transformation over the course of one long, eventful summer. Larenz Tate, Joe Morton, Suzzanne Douglas, Glynn Turman, Vanessa Bell-Calloway, Adrienne Joi-Johnson, Morris Chestnut, Jada Pinkett and Duane Martin head the cast.
 

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Little Secrets

An aspiring violinist learns that a secret kept is not always the best course of action.

1:05PM ET/12:05 C
A Far Off Place

Two teens follow a bushman across the African desert to elude the poachers that killed their parents.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Tears Of The Sun

Bruce Willis stars as a Special-Ops commander who leads his team into the jungle of Nigeria to rescue a relief worker, played by Monica Belluci, who agrees to go with them only if they consent to take along an additional 70 refugees.

11:05PM ET/10:05 C
Tears Of The Sun

Bruce Willis stars as a Special-Ops commander who leads his team into the jungle of Nigeria to rescue a relief worker, played by Monica Belluci, who agrees to go with them only if they consent to take along an additional 70 refugees.


 

 

8:35AM ET/7:35 C
Festival in Cannes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 41m
Dazzling Mediterranean vistas frame this wry and acerbic tale of cinema art versus mass-market commerce from Henry Jaglom. A legendary European screen star (Anouk Aimee) becomes the decisive player in a face-off pitting an actress-turned-independent filmmaker (Greta Scacchi) against a high-powered Hollywood producer (Ron Silver), both of whom are trying to put together deals for prospective film projects at the Cannes Film Festival. "A giddy comic fantasy, full of romance, chicanery and beguiling, sophisticated players" - "Los Angeles Times."

10:15AM ET/9:15 C
In God's Hands

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
A trio of surfer dudes escapes from prison and embark on a global search for the perfect wave that takes them from Madagascar to Bali and Hawaii, where fate awaits. Patrick Shane Dorian, Matt George and Matty Liu star with Brion James in director Zalman King's totally rad adventure tale.

11:55AM ET/10:55 C
Men With Brooms

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 44m
The unusual but highly competitive sport of curling is the subject of this comedy-drama starring writer-director Paul Gross as Chris Cutter, a Toronto native who abandoned his team, his hometown and even his bride-to-be ten years ago. Now he's back and ready to sweep those curling stones once again, but he'll have to overcome opposition from a number of sources, not the least of which are his own father (Leslie Nielsen) and the lover he jilted at the altar. Molly Parker and Canadian rockers The Tragically Hip costar.

3:25PM ET/2:25 C
Festival in Cannes

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo / CCAP
PG13 1h 41m
Dazzling Mediterranean vistas frame this wry and acerbic tale of cinema art versus mass-market commerce from Henry Jaglom. A legendary European screen star (Anouk Aimee) becomes the decisive player in a face-off pitting an actress-turned-independent filmmaker (Greta Scacchi) against a high-powered Hollywood producer (Ron Silver), both of whom are trying to put together deals for prospective film projects at the Cannes Film Festival. "A giddy comic fantasy, full of romance, chicanery and beguiling, sophisticated players" - "Los Angeles Times."

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Men With Brooms

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 44m
The unusual but highly competitive sport of curling is the subject of this comedy-drama starring writer-director Paul Gross as Chris Cutter, a Toronto native who abandoned his team, his hometown and even his bride-to-be ten years ago. Now he's back and ready to sweep those curling stones once again, but he'll have to overcome opposition from a number of sources, not the least of which are his own father (Leslie Nielsen) and the lover he jilted at the altar. Molly Parker and Canadian rockers The Tragically Hip costar.

9:45PM ET/8:45 C
When A Man Loves A Woman

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 6m
Meg Ryan and Andy Garcia are Michael and Alice Green, parents whose seemingly perfect home crumbles under the weight of the latter's alcoholism. Through near tragedy, twelve-step treatment, and many painful moments, Michael tries to be Alice's support. But does his strength and self-sufficiency have more to do with the problem than he ever realized? A moving, thought-provoking drama costarring Lauren Tom, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tina Majorino and Ellen Burstyn.

4:35AM ET/3:35 C
In God's Hands

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 38m
A trio of surfer dudes escapes from prison and embark on a global search for the perfect wave that takes them from Madagascar to Bali and Hawaii, where fate awaits. Patrick Shane Dorian, Matt George and Matty Liu star with Brion James in director Zalman King's totally rad adventure tale.
 

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