HD Programming Guide for Monday, June 21, 2004 — Network Listings and Salem's Lot TNT Premiere

MONDAY, JUNE 21 2004

 

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
My Wife and Kids

"Jay The Artist"
When Michael inspires Jay to reconnect with her artistic side, he becomes her subject - in a nude painting. Now Michael must struggle with her creative interpretation as well as bear the brunt of everyone's jokes about him, including his newly-divorced buddy, Steve. The artistic bug has also bitten the kids, including Kady, who is inspired to take up the piano like her friend, Franklin.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
George Lopez

"No One Gets Out Alive"
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
According to Jim

"Cheryl Sings"
Cheryl tries to impress her braggart cousin, Mindy (Rachel Harris), by telling her that she is the singer in Jim's band.

 

 

 

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Hope & Faith

"Summary Judgement
Faith must pay her former employer $5,000 for damages due to arson -- or go to jail. It seems she "accidentally" burned down sets in the studio after she was fired from the soap opera. To earn money, diva Faith must work as housewife Hope's personal assistant, a prospect that horrifies both sisters.

The Young and The Restless
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8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Still Standing

"Still Our Kids"
After the kids complain about their lack of spending money, Bill and Judy encourage Brian and Lauren to get part-time jobs. But when they realize that their kids respect their employers more than them, Bill and Judy try to reel them back in.

8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Yes, Dear

"Big Jimmy Babysits"
While visiting the family, Big Jimmy comes to the conclusion that he has not bonded enough with his grandchildren and decides to spend the day with them at an amusement park. Jimmy foolishly agrees to let him take the kids alone, and gets very defensive when the rest of the family balks at the idea. After reminiscing about his childhood, Jimmy quickly regrets his decision and secretly sends along the boy’s babysitter to monitor Big Jimmy.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Everybody Loves Raymond

"Golf For It"
Ray and Robert’s sibling rivalry reaches epic proportions when the brothers get into tricky territory over who will have responsibility for Marie in the future.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Two And A Half Men

"Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
Charlie and Alan find a sexy-but-seemingly crazy woman hitting a car with a baseball bat, and Charlie falls for her against Alan's warnings.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
CSI: Miami

"Innocent"
No Description Available.

11:34PM ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Kiera Knightley, Dan Abrams, Avril Lavigne

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
7th Heaven

"Angel"
The Camdens grow concerned that an unusually joyful Annie (Catherine Hicks) isn't dealing with her true emotions following the death of her father, but the happiness proves to be infectious as it soon spreads through the family and all over town. Meanwhile, Eric (Stephen Collins) tries to convince an unhappy Chandler (Jeremy London) that he should consider adoption, which leads to a meeting with a lawyer (guest star Randy Spelling, Malibu Shores).

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Summerland

"Into My Life"
Bradin (Jesse McCartney) falls for a rich party girl, and Ava (Lori Loughlin) finds herself in a tough predicament when she discovers a joint in Bradin's jeans. Meanwhile, Johnny's (Shawn Christian) promises to help Derrick (Nick Benson) with his baseball practice go unfulfilled when his work at the realty office consumes all of his time.

 

 

 

 

 

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Rob Lowe, Andre Braugher, Donald Sutherland, Samantha Mathis with Rutger Hauer and James Cromwell Star in TNT Miniseries SALEM'S LOT

SALEM'S LOT, an original dramatic miniseries event based on the best-selling Stephen King novel, is coming to Turner Network Television (TNT). Emmy® and Golden Globe® nominee Rob Lowe, Emmy® and Golden Globe®-winner Donald Sutherland (The Italian Job, Cold Mountain), Emmy®-winner Andre Braugher (Homicide), Golden Globe® winner Rutger Hauer (Escape from Sobibor), Oscar® nominee James Cromwell (Babe) and Samantha Mathis (TNT's The Mists of Avalon) are set to star in SALEM'S LOT.

TNT and Warner Bros. Television co-produce the four-hour miniseries, with Mark Wolper (TNT's The Mists of Avalon, The Thornbirds) executive-producing for The Wolper Organization, and Jeff Hayes executive-producing for Coote/Hayes. Mikael Salomon (Band of Brothers) directs from a script by Peter Filardi (Flatliners, The Craft), based on Stephen King's best-selling novel.

In SALEM'S LOT, King's vicious take on the perfect All-American community, Lowe will play Ben Mears, a journalist who returns to his hometown to research the mysteries surrounding the memories that have haunted him since his childhood. The close-held secrets of small-town life turn into unimaginable terror when a mysterious stranger arrives in town and ultimately reveals himself to be a vampire looking to sink his teeth into a new home.

Sutherland will play Richard Straker, a mysterious antique store owner who is actually the evil partner of head vampire Kurt Barlow, played by Hauer; Braugher will portray Matt Burke, Ben's former grade school teacher who teams up with him to uncover the town's secrets; Mathis will play Susan Norton, a small-town waitress who falls for Ben and Cromwell will portray Father Donald Callahan, a priest who helps Ben investigate the mysterious deaths of his parishioners.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Urban Wild

"New York"
This vertical city boasts animal life in the form of squirrels, raccoons and turtles. In addition, Central Park makes the top ten bird watching list in the U.S. with more than 350 different species inhabiting the park during migration season.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Blue Realm, The

"Shark Business"
From warm seas to the cold waters of Canada, sharks are big business in a new adreline ecotourism: industry. Shark Business unravels some of the mysteries surrounding sharks with controversial behaviorist Dr. Erich Ritter.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
Monster Garage

"Tornado Car"
No Description Available.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
American Chopper

"Episode 30"
No Description Available.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Weather Extreme

"Tornado"
Situated in "Tornado Alley", Dallas has been preparing for the highest-class tornado, an F-5, with blasts of wind of up to 300 mph. Find out how this city of steel and glass has prepared itself for an emergency of this magnitude.

11:00AM ET/12:00 C
African Garden Of Eden

While most of the year the Kalahari Desert is as inhospitable as any place on earth, the rains briefly transform it into a lush oasis. Follow the animals that travel hundreds of miles lured by the water, but stay only until the land becomes barren again.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
A Wedding Story

"Cher & Johnny"
No Description Available.

12:30PM ET/1:30 C
A Makeover Story

"Richmond Ringdance"
No Description Available.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
Surprise By Design

"Family Room Disaster"
Marlie and Javier have a beautiful, four-year-old daughter, Daniella, who has Down syndrome. Because of her special needs, they spend much of their time with on Daniella. They haven't invested any energy into decorating, and need a family room makeover.

 

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Weird Homes

"My Home, My Castle"
Eduard Krautter can't help it - every home he builds becomes his castle. Bob & Beth Orson were too busy to build their own castle, so they bought one from Ed. Sam & Pam Olemaniec kept adding to their hacienda until it had towers, columns, and a windmill.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Weird Wheels

"Salt Fever"
When speedy people head to Bonneville, Utah, they really are the salt of the earth. Here on the hard-packed, see-for-miles salt flats vehicles from all over North America (streamliners, roadsters, train cars, bikes and barstools) set record speeds.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
Blue Realm, The

"Shark Business"
From warm seas to the cold waters of Canada, sharks are big business in a new adreline ecotourism: industry. Shark Business unravels some of the mysteries surrounding sharks with controversial behaviorist Dr. Erich Ritter.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Monster Garage

"Tornado Car"
No Description Available.

5:00PM ET/4:00 C
American Chopper

"Episode 30"
No Description Available.

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Valley Of The T-rex

Travel along with the most famous paleontologist in the world, "Jack" Horner, as he continues in his search for the lost world of the most famous dinosaur of all time. His research indicates that the T-Rex might not have been a predator after all.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Chasing Giants: On The Trail Of The Giant Squid

Ageless tales of sea monsters include reports of an eight-legged beast with eyes the size of volleyballs - the Giant Squid. New Zealand scientist Steve O'Shea attempts to track this elusive creature and to provide the first image of the animal alive.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 47"
No Description Available.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
People Of The Lake

Migrating over 500 years ago from the south of what was then known as Burma, the Intha people of Myanmar spend virtually their entire existence afloat. Some 80,000 people, whose name means "Sons of the Lake," live in stilted villages along Lake Isnle.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 47"
No Description Available.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
People Of The Lake

Migrating over 500 years ago from the south of what was then known as Burma, the Intha people of Myanmar spend virtually their entire existence afloat. Some 80,000 people, whose name means "Sons of the Lake," live in stilted villages along Lake Isnle.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
Truk Lagoon

Explore the unique undersea habitats of Truk Lagoon in Micronesia. The once featureless sea floor is now alive with exotic sea creatures living in and around the 60 coral-shrouded World War II warships resting on the bottom.

3:00AM ET/2:00 C
America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World

They're some of the most thrilling theme park attractions anywhere. Viewers can experience the sensation of blasting off into space, falling to their doom in a runaway elevator or trekking through a primeval forest with man-eating dinosaurs on their tail.

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Trading Spaces

"Episode 47"
No Description Available.

5:00AM ET/4:00 C
People Of The Lake

Migrating over 500 years ago from the south of what was then known as Burma, the Intha people of Myanmar spend virtually their entire existence afloat. Some 80,000 people, whose name means "Sons of the Lake," live in stilted villages along Lake Isnle.

6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Charlie's Angels

Hell Ride - Three bright, beautiful, athletic and police-trained private detectives become involved in a whirlwind of danger when they investigate the death of a woman stock car racer. They discover a conspiracy that extends far beyond the track.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Wolf Lake

Four Feet Under - During what he thinks is a routine traffic stop, Sheriff Donner is shot three times and hangs on the brink of death as Sophia and Sherman try to convince him that he must become a wolf in order to save himself.

8:00AM ET/7:00 C
What About Joan

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Joan - Joan struggles to write a college recommendation for Jody, a popular former student, whom she does not like, and later finds Jody stole Joan's traumatic high-school shyness story for her admissions interview.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

The Urban Show - Optimizing space, condominium terminology, winterizing your garden, and Mission furniture.

9:00AM ET/8:00 C
Designing America

Frills and Drills! - Tour Time takes us to the home of designer Ann Fox and her husband, builder Randall Underwood. It's country cottage meets renovation luxury! In How Do You Do, it's Part 1 in a series following the design and implementation of a fabulous backyard pool!

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Smart Travels Europe

Greek Islands - We island hop the Aegean to sun-drenched, upscale and exotic, Santorini on the rim of an ancient volcano. The island of Naxos offers serenity, a low-keyed pace and bargain accommodations. It's massive marble quarries and kouros sculptures were the toast of ancient Greece. We catch some R&R on trendy Mykonos, and then head to sacred Delos – an uninhabited island covered entirely with ancient ruins.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Higher Definition

Ed Burns, Javier Bardem - Pop-culture writer/host Robert Wilonsky talks with actor Ed Burns about his career and new crime movie Confidence, actor Javier Bardem chats with us about his starring role in John Malkovich's directorial debut The Dancer Upstairs. Plus, previews of what's coming soon in HDNet entertainment.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
Across America

Hearse Club, Bungee Jumping - You've heard of car clubs...for Maserati, Jaguar, or Porsche owners. Across America joins a Hearse Club for a cemetery tour in Denver. Then host Ron Kruck takes a leap (or doesn't he?)...bungee jumping in Las Vegas.

11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Hollywood HD

Charities, Barry Manilow - Celebrities from Minnie Driver to Ben Stiller give their all for their favorite charities, young moguls Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen graduate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Barry Manilow serenades fans at a free concert in Hollywood.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report

Florida: Making Every Vote Honestly Count - World Report travels to Florida to learn how the voting process has changed since the "hanging chads" of 2000. Surprisingly, there may still be problems for Florida voters, four years later.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report

Nicaragua: Fair Trade, Fair Price for Coffee - World Report travels to the coffee fields of Nicaragua to meet the coffee workers there. As coffee prices and styles have changed dramatically in the West, the question remains: Have the new economic realities of the coffee industry changed the lives of the coffee workers for the better?

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
An American In Canada

Citizen Jake - When Jake refers to Canadian culture as "undeveloped" and "just out of the trees", Bill is forced to give Jake an ultimatum -- become a 'little less American' or leave.

1:00PM ET/12:00 C
True Music

Nayroc, OHNO - This week's True Music episode is made up of bands with unusual names! Taking charge of the soulful rock category is the talented Nayroc, sister of the famed Eryka Badu. Playing the latest alternative rock (with a UK feel) is the band OHNO. And finally, True Music host Katie Daryl will be introducing Stoney LaRue and his country/southern rock tunes to you.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes

Reverend Commandant Klink - Hogan restores a French pilot's faith in himself by sneaking the pilot's fiancee into camp and tricking Klink into marrying them.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
In-Laws

Love is the Key - Matt is looking forward to a private, romantic repeat of their wedding dinner, but Alex has forgotten to tell her parents they will need the house to themselves. She promises to fix the situation, but discovers that Victor has ordered an important pay-per-view fight for that night—and winds up invited to join him.

2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Bette

Silent but Deadly - Bette gets laryngitis after pushing herself too hard but refuses to admit to Roy that he was right when he suggested that she take it easy.

3:00PM ET/2:00 C
That's Life

Or What's a Heaven For? - To Dolly's dismay, Frank quits his job at the tollbooth without consulting her; Lydia tries to help J.T. get his G.E.D, despite his resistance; Victor proposes to Jackie.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Major League Soccer

Kansas City Wizards @ New England Revolution
Special Encore Presentation

6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome

R&R The Leisure Show - Home spas, the right plant for the right place, backyard golfing greens, click lock flooring, and mechanical systems.

 

6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Nothing But Trailers

Sometimes the best part of the movie is the preview! So HDNet presents a half hour of Nothing But Trailers. See the best trailers, old and new in HDNet's collection.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Hollywood HD

Stepford Wives, The Terminal - The stars of The Stepford Wives are perfect models of propriety and good manners on the red carpet and Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg make a perfect landing at the premiere of their latest collaboration, The Terminal.

7:30PM ET/6:30 C
HDNet World Report

Nicaragua: Fair Trade, Fair Price for Coffee - World Report travels to the coffee fields of Nicaragua to meet the coffee workers there. As coffee prices and styles have changed dramatically in the West, the question remains: Have the new economic realities of the coffee industry changed the lives of the coffee workers for the better?

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wiseguy - Premiere

Independent Operator - Vinnie's assignment to check out a contract killer leads him into a huge global contraband syndicate run by brother and sister Mel and Susan Profitt.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Premiere

Duh Dog - Not available.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Get Out! - Premiere

Phoenix - Lindsay gets invited to check out the Angels and Texas play at spring training as the Get Out! crew hits Phoenix, takes to the mountain biking trails, and parties with the playmates at a Playboy party.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Bikini Destinations

Lima, Peru - Join Bikini Destinations in Lima, Peru as they drop in on a local beauty pageant and explore the sights and sounds of this magical city.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
The Newsroom - Premiere

Reality Strikes - A documentary film crew invades the newsroom. George keeps one eye on the camera and one eye on his back.

11:00PM ET/10:00 C
Wiseguy

Independent Operator - Vinnie's assignment to check out a contract killer leads him into a huge global contraband syndicate run by brother and sister Mel and Susan Profitt.

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Duh Dog - Not available.
HDNet Exclusive: Previously Unaired Episode

12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Get Out!

Phoenix - Lindsay gets invited to check out the Angels and Texas play at spring training as the Get Out! crew hits Phoenix, takes to the mountain biking trails, and parties with the playmates at a Playboy party.

1:00AM ET/12:00 C
Bikini Destinations

Lima, Peru - Join Bikini Destinations in Lima, Peru as they drop in on a local beauty pageant and explore the sights and sounds of this magical city.

1:30AM ET/12:30 C
The Newsroom

Reality Strikes - A documentary film crew invades the newsroom. George keeps one eye on the camera and one eye on his back.

2:00AM ET/1:00 C
True Music

Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Are you ready to rock? Today on True Music, our host Katie Daryl catches up with Flickerstick, Cowboy Mouth and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. This show is dedicated to true musicians with true talent. Enjoy!

2:30AM ET/1:30 C
Odyssey 5

Vanishing Point - Taggart is led to believe that Paige's death was just a dream.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
The Fugitive

New Orleans Saints - Kimble takes pity on the One-Armed Man's wife--but she's got a deadly secret.

4:30AM ET/3:30 C
Robbery Homicide Division

Wild Ride - Cole and his team try to protect a woman from her ex-husband, a white supremacist gang member just released from prison.

5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Ladies Man

Jimmy and Donna prepare for the birth of their baby. Having been told that it's a girl, plans are under way for pink blankets and butterflies. When the day finally arrives, they get the surprise of their life -- it's a boy!
 

 
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6:30AM ET/5:30 C
Fool's Parade

PG - 1:38 - 1971
Cast: James Stewart, George Kennedy, Anne Baxter Director: Andrew V. McLaglen
A crooked prison guard hunts down three ex-cons in hopes of relieving them of the money they saved while incarcerated.

8:15AM ET/7:15 C
Hooper

PG - 1:39 - 1978
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Jan-Michael Vincent, Sally Field Director: Hal Needham
Aging Hollywood stuntman competes with a talented younger rival.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
City Hall

R - 1:51 - 1996
Cast: Al Pacino, John Cusack, Bridget Fonda Director: Harold Becker
New York's Deputy Mayor sets out to uncover the scandal that killed a six year old boy.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
In Country

R - 1:55 - 1989
Cast: Bruce Willis, Emily Lloyd, Joan Allen Director: Norman Jewison
A Kentucky teenage girl, who lives with her Vietnam Veteran uncle, tries to learn more about her father, who died in Vietnam.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Formula

R - 1:57 - 1980
Cast: George C. Scott, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud Director: John G. Avildsen
A detective investigates a murdered friend's involvement with a secret formula developed by the Nazis to make gasoline from synthetic products.

4:05PM ET/3:05 C
Revenge

R - 2:03 - 1990
Cast: Kevin Costner, Anthony Quinn, Madeleine Stowe Director: Tony Scott
A pilot falls in love with a powerful and dangerous man's beautiful wife.

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Hooper

PG - 1:39 - 1978
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Jan-Michael Vincent, Sally Field Director: Hal Needham
Aging Hollywood stuntman competes with a talented younger rival.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
The Endless Summer II

PG - 1:49 - 1994
Cast: Robert August, T.J. Baron, Jeff Booth Director: Bruce Brown
Sequel to The Endless Summer, which follows two hard core surfers as they search the globe for the perfect wave.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
North Shore

PG - 1:34 - 1987
Cast: Matt Adler, Gregory Harrison, Nia Peeples Director: William Phelps
A mainland surfer from Arizona makes his way to Hawaii to surf the big waves.

11:45PM ET/10:45 C
The Endless Summer II

PG - 1:49 - 1994
Cast: Robert August, T.J. Baron, Jeff Booth Director: Bruce Brown
Sequel to The Endless Summer, which follows two hard core surfers as they search the globe for the perfect wave.

1:45AM ET/12:45 C
North Shore

PG - 1:34 - 1987
Cast: Matt Adler, Gregory Harrison, Nia Peeples Director: William Phelps
A mainland surfer from Arizona makes his way to Hawaii to surf the big waves.

3:30AM ET/2:30 C
Hooper

PG - 1:39 - 1978
Cast: Burt Reynolds, Jan-Michael Vincent, Sally Field Director: Hal Needham
Aging Hollywood stuntman competes with a talented younger rival.

5:15AM ET/4:15 C
The Formula

R - 1:57 - 1980
Cast: George C. Scott, Marlon Brando, John Gielgud Director: John G. Avildsen
A detective investigates a murdered friend's involvement with a secret formula developed by the Nazis to make gasoline from synthetic products.
 

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
A Mighty Wind

PG13 Time: 91  
Christopher Guest's mockumentary-style of comedy skewers a reunion of '60s folk music acts in this hilarious ensemble film. Guest reunites with his This Is Spinal Tap cohorts Harry Shearer and Michael McKean to portray the Folksmen, one of three folk groups reuniting for a public television reunion concert. Joining them are the annoyingly upbeat New Main Street Singers led by Terry and Laurie Bohner (who follow a religion that worships colors), and Mitch & Mickey (Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara), a duet whose longtime romance ended in a public breakup that left Mitch institutionalized--and definitely questionable to appear onstage with Mickey. With Bob Balaban, Ed Begley Jr., Parker Posey and Fred Willard in a priceless role.

10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Swimfan

PG13 Time: 84  
A hunky high-school swimmer with a great future finds his life sinking to the bottom after a lusty fling with a slinky, but psychotic new girl on campus. Jesse Bradford stars as the swim-team standout Ben Cronin whose private lesson with attractive new co-ed Madison (Erika Christensen) leads to steamy antics in the pool. Madison claims its only a one-night stand, but it's not long before the sultry sexpot becomes a full-fledged stalker leading Ben down a dangerous path that could cost him his girlfriend, his career--and even his life. Shiri Appleby, Kate Burton and Dan Hedaya co-star. Directed by John Polson.

11:30AM ET/10:30 C
Murder In The First

R Time: 122  
An idealistic young lawyer takes a case he seems sure to lose: a convict accused of killing a fellow inmate in front of 200 witnesses. But the killer is a physical and mental wreck, the result of three years in solitary confinement. After enduring such inhumane punishment, is he responsible for his crime? Christian Slater stars as the dedicated attorney who puts the prison system on trial in this fact-based drama that "tells its story with riveting intensity and blazingly brilliant performances" (N.Y. Post). Kevin Bacon plays the convict; Gary Oldman is the brutal assistant warden. With William H. Macy, Brad Dourif and Kyra Sedgwick.

1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

PG Time: 142  
Ten years after the events of Episode I--The Phantom Menace, George Lucas's epic Star Wars series continues! With Queen Padme Amidala (now a Senator) under death threats, it's up to Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi and his rebellious teen apprentice Anakin Skywalker to keep her safe. But while Obi-Wan investigates the source of the threats and a rumored clone army, the dark side within Anakin begins to awaken--while he is simultaneously pulled toward a passionate, but forbidden romance with Padme. Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Frank Oz, Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee star. (C) 2003 Lucasfilm Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
Alien Resurrection

R Time: 108  
Space captain Ellen Ripley is back--almost--when her DNA clone is created to hatch both a nasty plot and a batch of alien offspring. A greedy general schemes to capture a queen of the killer space monsters, but he forgets the most important element: terror. Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder star in this fourth Alien shocker, packed with sci-fi scares and special effects.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Wrong Turn

R Time: 84  
A group of teens runs afoul of inbred cannibal rednecks in a backwoods West Virginia town in this shocking horror film. Taking a shortcut to a job interview proves bad luck for med student Chris Finn when he slams into a car full of young people. Though stranded on a deserted back road, they are most definitely not alone--thanks to a local family of mutants who get their decorating tips from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Eliza Dushku (TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Desmond Harrington, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jeremy Sisto (HBO's Six Feet Under). Directed by Rob Schmidt; screenplay by Alan McElroy.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
I Spy

PG13 Time: 96  
Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson team up as the classic mismatched spy duo who must retrieve a valuable stolen aircraft from an international felon in this comical remake of the hit TV show. Murphy and Wilson reprise the roles made famous by Bill Cosby and Robert Culp as the international espionage partners who pursue global villains for the U.S. government. When the President reports a vital U.S. Stealth plane called the Switchblade stolen, Kelly Robinson (Murphy), a suave boxing champ, is paired with Alex Scott (Wilson) a socially awkward, but bright government agent to find the criminals and recover the high-tech jet. Co-starring Famke Janssen and Malcolm McDowell. Directed by Betty Thomas; based on a story by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley; screenplay by Marianne Wibberley & Cormac Wibberley and Jay Scherick & David Ronn.

1:05AM ET/12:05 C
Formula 51

R Time: 92  
Samuel L. Jackson concocts a formula for laughs in this comedy about a disgraced kilt-wearing chemist who creates a powerful drug that places him in the crosshairs of cops and criminals alike. More than 30 years after a pot bust cost him a pharmaceutical career, Elmo McElroy (Jackson) has honed his craft by designing drugs for a decrepit kingpin named Lizard. Elmo's valuable new creation--a drug 51 times more potent than crack--leads him to try selling the formula on his own, but Lizard has other ideas forcing the crafty chemist on the run from crazed skinheads, corrupt cops and a gorgeous assassin. Robert Carlyle, Emily Mortimer, Sean Pertwee and Ricky Tomlinson co-star. Directed by Ronny Yu.

3:15AM ET/2:15 C
Alien Resurrection

R Time: 108  
Space captain Ellen Ripley is back--almost--when her DNA clone is created to hatch both a nasty plot and a batch of alien offspring. A greedy general schemes to capture a queen of the killer space monsters, but he forgets the most important element: terror. Sigourney Weaver and Winona Ryder star in this fourth Alien shocker, packed with sci-fi scares and special effects.

5:05AM ET/4:05 C
Wrong Turn

R Time: 84  
A group of teens runs afoul of inbred cannibal rednecks in a backwoods West Virginia town in this shocking horror film. Taking a shortcut to a job interview proves bad luck for med student Chris Finn when he slams into a car full of young people. Though stranded on a deserted back road, they are most definitely not alone--thanks to a local family of mutants who get their decorating tips from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Eliza Dushku (TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Desmond Harrington, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jeremy Sisto (HBO's Six Feet Under). Directed by Rob Schmidt; screenplay by Alan McElroy.
 

6:45AM ET/5:45 C
Like Mike

PG Time: 99
Lil' Bow Wow stars as a young orphan who becomes an NBA superstar when he acquires a pair of sneakers once owned by a basketball legend. The shoes are electrocuted as young Calvin makes a wish to be like his idol and soon he's dribbling circles around the best ball players in the NBA. As Calvin tries to conceal his secret shoes from the media, he leads the L.A. Knights to the playoffs...and continues his search for an adoptive family. Morris Chestnut, Jonathan Lipnicki, Robert Forster, Crispin Glover and Eugene Levy co-star in this hilarious, heartwarming film.

9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Still Breathing

PG13 Time: 109
A young Texas street musician leaves for L.A. to find the one who is literally the girl of his dreams in this sweet, enchanting love story. Brendan Fraser stars as the hopeless romantic whose psychic underpinnings lead him to follow his heart west to meet jaded con-artist Joanna Going. Also starring Celeste Holm, Ann Magnuson and Lou Rawls.

12:00PM ET/11:00 C
Biker Boyz

PG13 Time: 110
Burning rubber is the name of the game in this "adrenaline spiked and action packed" (New York Daily News) thriller about a champion motorcycle racer who faces the challenge of a fearless young upstart. Laurence Fishburne stars as Smoke, the leader of an underground bike club whose upscale members participate in illegal races. Derek Luke, who shined in Denzel Washington's Antwone Fisher, plays Kid, a fiery youth who has racing in his blood and a desire to torch Smoke on the strip...despite a shocking secret that links the pair together. Orlando Jones, Djimon Hounsou, Lisa Bonet, Brendan Fehr, Larenz Tate and Kid Rock co-star. Directed by Reggie Rock Bythewood, written by Craig Fernandez and Reggie Rock Bythewood.

3:30PM ET/2:30 C
Like Mike

PG Time: 99
Lil' Bow Wow stars as a young orphan who becomes an NBA superstar when he acquires a pair of sneakers once owned by a basketball legend. The shoes are electrocuted as young Calvin makes a wish to be like his idol and soon he's dribbling circles around the best ball players in the NBA. As Calvin tries to conceal his secret shoes from the media, he leads the L.A. Knights to the playoffs...and continues his search for an adoptive family. Morris Chestnut, Jonathan Lipnicki, Robert Forster, Crispin Glover and Eugene Levy co-star in this hilarious, heartwarming film.

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
The First $20 Million Is Always The Hardest

PG13 Time: 105
Set during the dot.com boom of the mid 1990s, this whirling comedy focuses on a frustrated young professional who shakes off the shackles of the marketing world for a chance to make a difference. Andy Caspar sees his opportunity within a Silicon Valley research company where he's relegated to build a $99 computer with the help of a team of misfit geniuses. They amazingly succeed in their efforts, but they soon face another crisis--having their idea stolen by their treacherous boss. "Provides a tantalizing glimpse of what a dot.comedy might look like" (The Onion A.V. Club). With Adam Garcia, Rosario Dawson, Jake Busey and Enrico Colantoni. Directed by Mick Jackson; screenplay by Jon Favreau, Gary Tieche, based on the novel by Po Bronson.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Biker Boyz

PG13 Time: 110
Burning rubber is the name of the game in this "adrenaline spiked and action packed" (New York Daily News) thriller about a champion motorcycle racer who faces the challenge of a fearless young upstart. Laurence Fishburne stars as Smoke, the leader of an underground bike club whose upscale members participate in illegal races. Derek Luke, who shined in Denzel Washington's Antwone Fisher, plays Kid, a fiery youth who has racing in his blood and a desire to torch Smoke on the strip...despite a shocking secret that links the pair together. Orlando Jones, Djimon Hounsou, Lisa Bonet, Brendan Fehr, Larenz Tate and Kid Rock co-star. Directed by Reggie Rock Bythewood, written by Craig Fernandez and Reggie Rock Bythewood.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever

R Time: 91
Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu star in this "white-knuckle thriller" (All Movie Guide) about a lethal government assassin who plots revenge against her devious boss while a former FBI agent is lulled out of retirement to stop her. Sever (Liu) is the trained killer who leaves a trail of mayhem everywhere she goes; Ecks (Banderas) is a top Fed who quit after his wife's death, but returns for this one last job when his boss reveals that she may not be dead. The action is fast and furious as it builds towards an inevitable confrontation between Ecks and Sever...but should they be fighting each other or joining forces to battle the mutual enemy that evades them? With Gregg Henry, Talisa Soto, Roger R. Cross and Ray Park. Directed by Kaos.

11:35PM ET/10:35 C
Trapped

R Time: 105
A husband and wife fight back against the ruthless kidnappers who have abducted their daughter in a shrewdly planned ransom scheme. Will and Karen Jennings are the perfect couple whose lives are thrown into tumult when their six-year-old daughter Abby is snatched by cold-blooded criminal Joe Hickey, whose wife Cheryl and cousin Marvin assist him. Their bold plan--holding Abby for ransom, while simultaneously taking her parents hostage in separate locations--seems perfectly devised, but Will and Karen know a few tricks too, leading to a tension-packed finale. With Charlize Theron, Courtney Love and Kevin Bacon. Stuart Townsend and Pruitt Taylor Vince co-star. Directed by Luis Mandoki, based upon the novel 24 Hours by Greg Iles, screenplay by Greg Iles. "A stylishly filmed thriller" (Hollywood Reporter).

1:25AM ET/12:25 C
Devil In The Flesh

TVMA Time: 88
Hell hath no fury like a bad girl scorned. Ask Debbie's crazed grandmother. Ask her stormy love rival. Ask the drop-dead gorgeous teacher who rejected her amorous advances. It's not that Debbie throws teen temper tantrums, it's just that she'd rather kill than take "no" for an answer. Homicide never takes a holiday when Debbie's around. Rose McGowan stars.

2:55AM ET/1:55 C
Slc Punk!

R Time: 97
Blue-haired punk rocker Stevo and his buddy Heroin Bob raise rebellious hell while attending college in Salt Lake City during the 1980s in this edgy comedy-drama. With Matthew Lillard, Michael Goorjian, Annabeth Gish, Jennifer Lien, Christopher McDonald and Devon Sawa.
 

 

8:45AM ET/7:45 C
Strictly Ballroom

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 35m
Filmmaker Baz Luhrmann ("Moulin Rouge") first shot to prominence as the creator of this infectiously funny romance about a headstrong ballroom dancer (Paul Mercurio) who's determined to win a big championship on his own terms, dancing his own steps. With his own mother and the event's committee of judges allied against him, his only hope is a homely, amateur dance partner (Tara Morice) that believes in him with all her heart. Gia Carides costars in this Australian smash.

10:30AM ET/9:30 C
A Rumor of Angels

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 35m
Haunted by the car accident that claimed his mother's life, a 12-year-old Maine boy (Trevor Morgan) befriends an eccentric local woman (Vanessa Redgrave), whose presence in his life galvanizes his fractured family. Ray Liotta, Catherine McCormack and Ron Livingston costar in this drama based on the book "Thy Son Liveth: Messages from a Soldier to His Mother" by Grace Duffie.

12:15AM ET/11:15 C
Trail Of The Pink Panther

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1
PG 1h 37m
It seems that the lovable, bumbling Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) has created a mystery himself: the detective has disappeared. It's up to intrepid reporter Joanna Lumley to follow the Panther's tracks in this Blake Edwards film, made after the death of star Sellers and featuring outtakes and previously unseen footage. David Niven, Herbert Lom, Richard Mulligan, Robert Wagner, Capucine, Robert Loggia and Harvey Korman costar.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Personal Velocity

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 27m
Three women encounter unexpected moments of truth in this trio of short stories by Rebecca Miller, winner of the Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival. Troubled male relationships are weighing on Delia, Greta and Paula (played by Kyra Sedgwick, Parker Posey and Fairuza Balk). Delia must make a fateful decision regarding her abusive husband; Greta has to weigh ambition and the influence of a famous dad; and for Paula, a traumatic accident spurs her on a voyage of discovery. "One of the finest pictures of the year" ("New York Times").

5:15PM ET/4:15 C
Class

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
CCAP
R 1h 39m
Comedy-drama starring Rob Lowe as a prep school student who engages in an affair with an older, married woman (Jacqueline Bisset), only to discover that his lover is also the mother of his best friend (Andrew McCarthy). Costarring Cliff Robertson, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Alan Ruck, Virginia Madsen and Casey Siemaszko.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Mr. Jones

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 1h 54m
Richard Gere and Lena Olin weave a compelling web of human emotion as Mr. Jones, an oddly charming, manic-depressive piano prodigy, and Dr. Libby Bowen, the compassionate psychiatrist who's increasingly drawn to this extraordinary patient.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Angelitos Negros

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - VSLD 58m
Teri agrees to spend the weekend at Charles' cabin; Bird has an intimate encounter with Malik; Kenny's brother reveals that he is HIV positive.

10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Episode #402

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 54m
No Description Available.

10:55PM ET/9:55 C
Episode #406

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 54m
No Description Available.

11:50PM ET/10:50 C
Episode #407

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
TVMA - SLD 54m
No Description Available.

7:00AM ET/6:00 C
Blame It On The Bellboy

The names, mail and missions of three men get lost in translation at a hotel in Venice.

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
My Girl 2

An undertaker's teen-age daughter visits her uncle to learn about her mother in 1974 Los Angeles.

10:35AM ET/9:35 C
Medicine Man

A scientist resents the young woman sent to check on his cancer research in the Amazon. Starring Sean Connery.

12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd as teenagers trying to fit into regular high school life.

2:00PM ET/1:00 C
The Emperor's Club

A professor's life is changed when he gets a rebellious new student. Starring Kevin Kline.

4:00PM ET/3:00 C
The Horse Whisperer

Robert Redford directs and stars in this film about a rancher who helps a girl and her horse heal following a tragic accident, while simultaneously falling in love with the girl's mother.

7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Hero

A ne'er-do-well (Dustin Hoffman) saves a TV reporter (Geena Davis) in a plane crash, and an imposter (Andy Garcia) takes the credit.

9:00PM ET/8:00 C
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd as teenagers trying to fit into regular high school life.

10:30PM ET/9:30 C
Gigli

Comedic high jinks ensue when a macho hitman, assigned to kidnap the younger brother of a federal prosecutor, ends up falling in love with his beautiful lesbian partner..

12:35AM ET/11:35 C
National Lampoon's Senior Trip

A group of misfit teens write a letter to the President who in turns invites them to the White House.

5:40AM ET/4:40 C
The Emperor's Club

A professor's life is changed when he gets a rebellious new student. Starring Kevin Kline.
 

8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Fluke (1995)

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
PG 1h 36m
It's a dog's life for young businessman Matthew Modine when, after dying in a suspicious car accident, he suddenly finds himself living in the body of a pooch. With nowhere to go but back home or to the pound, he chooses the former and sets out to protect his family from his greedy former business partner (Eric Stoltz). Nancy Travis, Ron Perlman, Max Pomeranc and Jon Polito costar in this offbeat saga, which also features the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

10:05AM ET/9:05 C
Children On Their Birthdays

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 46m
The beloved short story by Truman Capote becomes this nostalgic period piece about a sleepy Alabama town that is rocked by the appearance of two strangers: a 13-year-old girl named Lily Jane Bobbit (Tania Raymonde) and a crooked con man (Tom Arnold) who fleeces the residents of their hard-earned life savings. Joe Pichler, Jesse Plemons, Sheryl Lee and Christopher McDonald costar in this family drama.

11:50AM ET/10:50 C
Mean Machine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 40m
Winning British comedy starring Vinnie Jones as a combative professional soccer player whose incarceration on assault charges leads to the organization of a prison team - and a high-stakes match-up against the facility's guards. David Hemmings, David Kelly, Ralph Brown, Jason Flemyng, Jason Statham and Sally Phillips costar in this kicking cousin to the classic "The Longest Yard."

6:15PM ET/5:15 C
Children On Their Birthdays

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 46m
The beloved short story by Truman Capote becomes this nostalgic period piece about a sleepy Alabama town that is rocked by the appearance of two strangers: a 13-year-old girl named Lily Jane Bobbit (Tania Raymonde) and a crooked con man (Tom Arnold) who fleeces the residents of their hard-earned life savings. Joe Pichler, Jesse Plemons, Sheryl Lee and Christopher McDonald costar in this family drama.

8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Ready To Wear (Pret-a-Porter)

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
R 2h 13m
Director Robert Altman ("M*A*S*H," "The Player") brings his typically restless, inquisitive and archly satirical style to this serio-comic look at Paris's "Fashion Week," the nexus of global glamour that draws a diverse group of designers, reporters, models, and artists to the City of Light. Starring a panoply of the world's greatest acting talents including Julia Roberts, Sophia Loren, Robert Downey Jr., Lili Taylor, Forest Whitaker, Kim Basinger, Stephen Rea, Anouk Aimee, Rupert Everett, Tim Robbins and Lauren Bacall.

 

 

10:15PM ET/9:15 C
Mean Machine

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 40m
Winning British comedy starring Vinnie Jones as a combative professional soccer player whose incarceration on assault charges leads to the organization of a prison team - and a high-stakes match-up against the facility's guards. David Hemmings, David Kelly, Ralph Brown, Jason Flemyng, Jason Statham and Sally Phillips costar in this kicking cousin to the classic "The Longest Yard."

12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Windtalkers

WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 2h 15m
Nicolas Cage and Christian Slater star with Adam Beach ("Smoke Signals") in this explosive, patriotic WWII drama about a severely wounded soldier (Cage) who takes on the assignment of safeguarding a "windtalker" (Beach), a Navajo whose dead native language provides an unbreakable code for the military - but whose life is jeopardized with every increasingly bloody battle against the Japanese in the Pacific. Christian Slater, Mark Ruffalo, Brian Van Holt and Noah Emmerich costar in this tense, stylish war epic from director John Woo ("Face/Off").

4:00AM ET/3:00 C
Darkness Falling

WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 31m
Thriller starring Janet Kidder as a lawyer trying to solve the mystery of her twin sister's murder - an investigation that leads to revelations about her sister's sexually adventurous lifestyle. Jason Priestley and Patsy Kensit costar in this whodunit also known as "Dark Side."
 

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