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TUESDAY
,SEPTEMBER 7, 2004
COMING LATER TODAY FULL HDTV
GRID GUIDE (beta test) WITH 2 WEEKS ADVANCED LOOKUP
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9:00PM
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According to Jim
"Everyone Gets Dumped"
Tensions rise when Cheryl discovers that Dana is dating one of her
ex-boyfriends, Doug, who dumped her without explanation 15 years ago.
When Jim learns that Doug has season tickets to the Cubs, bygones are
bygones and he's suddenly Doug's best friend. But when Doug,
characteristically, ends up dumping Dana â and Jim too - they all vow
to get to the truth about Doug.
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9:30PM
ET/8:30 C
According to Jim
"The Marriage Bank"
Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with
Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go
to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when
Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality
unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives - so that Dr. Ted must
intervene.
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8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Navy NCIS
"Split Decision"
Gibbs and his team are called to investigate when the grisly remains
of a Marine ordinance specialist are found.
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9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
Father Of The Pride
"Larry's Debut, And Sweet Darryl Hannah Too"
Settling into the fame of his new position as lead lion, Larry (voiced
by John Goodman) looks forward to his debut in the show until
Siegfried (voiced by Julian Holloway) and Roy (voiced by Dave Herman)
proclaim to Matt Lauer (voicing himself) during their appearance on
the Today Show that they will unveil the greatest magic trick the
world has ever seen with their new star. Panicked over the pressure
Larry turns to the crafty veteran performer -Sarmoti (voiced by Carl
Reiner) - to help prepare him. However, when the trick backfired
during practice, a concerned Seigfreid and Roy turn to their proven
veteran white tiger Blake (voiced by John O'Hurley) to save the day
much to the disappointment of Larry and Sarmoti. Cheryl Hines, Orlando
Jones, Danielle Andrea Harris, Daryl Sabara and Wendie Malick also
star.
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10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
"Poison"
The poisoning of couple's adopted son prompts Detectives Stabler
(Christopher Meloni) and Benson (Mariska Hargitay) to suspect the
child's mother based on testimony from her 6-year-old daughter that
she abused the child. However, when prosecuting the case, A.D.A. Novak
(Diane Neal) battles against an arrogant trial judge (guest star Tom
Skerritt, "Picket Fences") with a reputation for holding himself as
the true moral legal authority inn the New York City criminal justice
system. Marlo Thomas ("That Girl"), Cynthia Gibb ("Fame") and Barry
Bostwick ("Spin City") also guest-star. Dann Florek, Richard Belzer
and Ice-T also star.
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11:34PM
ET/10:34 C
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Donald Trump, Nelly
 
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8:00PM
ET/7:00 C
Gilmore Girls
"Last Week Fights, This Week Tights"
All of Stars Hollow turns out for Liz's (guest star Kathleen Wilhoite)
Renaissance-themed wedding. Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) walks Liz down the
aisle, and Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Luke (Scott Patterson) share a
romantic dance, after which Luke asks Lorelai out on a date.
Meanwhile, as Yale lets out for the summer, Rory (Alexis Bledel)
attends a drunken party and has to call Dean (Jared Padalecki) to
drive her back to the dorm. Dean tries to explain his unhappy marriage
to Rory, but they are interrupted when Jess arrives and makes Rory a
surprising offer.
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9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
One Tree Hill
"To Wish Impossible Things"
Lucas (Chad Michael Murray), Nathan (James Lafferty) and Jake (guest
star Bryan Greenberg) are auctioned off to the highest bidder in the
annual "Boy Toy" charity auction and the night leads to surprising
developments with old flames. Meanwhile, having missed out on the
auction, Brooke (Sophia Bush) ends up with Mouth (guest star Lee
Norris) and gives him the night of his life.
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NO HDTV TONIGHT
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MOST PROGRAMMING STILL UPCONVERTED AND STRETCHED
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From Mark Shubin's Monday Memo....
- According to a study conducted by BuyingHDTV.com, here are some
details of HD cable carriage in the top-25 U.S. markets:
- Channels carried:
- HBO ----------- 98%
- NBC ----------- 98%
- ABC ----------- 92%
- Showtime ------ 92%
- CBS ----------- 86%
- Discovery ----- 86%
- ESPN ---------- 82%
- PBS ----------- 74%
- Fox ----------- 70%
- INHD ---------- 70%
- INHD2 --------- 70%
- Starz --------- 52%
- Cinemax ------- 48%
- HDNet --------- 42%
- HDNet Movies -- 42%
- Region sports - 28%
- TNT HD -------- 18%
- WB ------------ 10%
- VOD/PPV ------- 8%
- UPN ----------- 6%
- Bravo --------- 4%
- Other --------- 4%
- NBA ----------- 2%
- Movie Channel - 2%
- Encore -------- 0%
- NFL ----------- 0%
- Adult --------- 0%
- Number of channels carried by market:
- Seattle ------- 15
- Chicago ------- 14
- Boston -------- 13.7
- Baltimore ----- 13
- Cincinnati ---- 13
- Denver -------- 13
- Houston ------- 13
- Miami --------- 13
- Tampa --------- 13
- Pittsburgh ---- 12.5
- New York ------ 12.3
- Atlanta ------- 12
- Detroit ------- 12
- Portland ------ 12
- Minneapolis --- 11.5
- Cleveland ----- 11.3
- Philadelphia -- 11.3
- Dallas -------- 11
- Phoenix ------- 11
- San Francisco - 11
- Los Angeles --- 10.8
- San Diego ----- 10.3
- Sacramento ---- 9
- St. Louis ----- 8
- Number of channels carried by MSO:
- Cablevision ---- 16
- Bright House --- 13
- Comcast -------- 12.8
- Wide Open West - 12
- Time Warner ---- 11.7
- Cox ------------ 10.6
- Adelphia ------- 10.2
- RCN ------------ 9.7
- Charter -------- 9
- Number of non-local channels carried by satellite:
- Voom ---- 33
- DirecTV - 11
- DISH ---- 10 <http://www.buyinghdtv.com/html/hdtv_study.html>
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Equal Justice
Sugar Blues - Briggs goes to trial against a prison inmate who is
defending himself; Julie goes to great lengths to get placed on a
high profile case.
7:00AM
ET/6:00 C
Hogan's Heroes
The Gestapo Takeover - The Gestapo takes control of Stalag 13 and
assigns Col. Klink and Sgt. Schultz to duty on the Russian front.
7:30AM ET/6:30 C
Bette
Diva, Interrupted - Bette fails to make People magazine's list of
"The 50 Hottest People in Hollywood" and realizes she needs to come
up with a clever career gimmick. A high-powered, trendy publicist
concocts the perfect comeback plan for her, but all doesn't go as
planned.
8:00AM ET/7:00 C
HDNet Test Patterns
Wonder how your home theatre is doing? Wish you had test patterns to
help set it up? Well, HDNet is here to help. This short program will
help you get the most out of your home theatre setup by providing
you with the same professional test patterns HDNet uses to set their
gear.
8:10AM ET/7:10 C
That's Life
Momento - Silent partner Paulie doesn't stay silent for very long
when distant cousin Lorenzo arrives from Italy to help at the Cucina
DeLucca; A laid-up Jackie thinks she's witnessed a murder.
9:00AM
ET/8:00 C
Higher Definition
Robert Rodriguez, Vince Pace - Pop-culture writer/host Robert
Wilonsky goes on the set of Spy Kids 3D with Director Robert
Rodriguez. Plus, the co-creator of the new HD 3D camera, Vince Pace,
talks with us about how this new technology is changing the way
movies are made.
9:30AM ET/8:30 C
Hollywood HD
Puma Party, Thunderbirds Are Go! Premiere - Find out what it really
takes to be a soap star as General Hospital looks for its next
heartthrob, and Ben Kingsley and his Thunderbirds are "go" on the
red carpet.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
Across America
Balloon Fiesta, Venice Beach - Across America takes to the sky for
the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta. Then we're back to earth - sort of -
to take in the local color of Venice Beach, California.
10:30AM
ET/9:30 C
Churchill Downs Sights and Sounds
An insider's look into Churchill Downs during the week of the
Kentucky Derby.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
InFocus
Lords of the Water - With 25 consecutive NCAA National
Championships, the men's swim team of Kenyon College has enjoyed
unparalleled success. Join us for an in-depth look at the storied
swimming program and the man behind the team coach Jim Steed.
11:30AM ET/10:30 C
HDNet World Report
New York City: Safe & Secure? - HDNet cameras are in New York City
to see the security preparations and plans for the Republican
National Convention which will include appearances by the President
and Vice President. Since the attacks of 9/11, security measures
throughout America have been given greater focus and support,
especially in New York City, ground zero for the attacks.
Authorities are taking this convention very seriously as a potential
target for terrorists.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
HDNet World Report
New York: The Republican Party Prepares for the Campaign - HDNet
cameras are in New York for the 2004 Republican National Convention,
recording a Republican Party determined to retain the Presidency.
12:30PM ET/11:30 C
Designing America
Mountains and Pigeons! - Share a rocky mountain high at the Aspen
ranch of the founders of the Michael's store chain, learn a lesson
in iced tea presentation, the Finishing Touch focuses on "Stool
Pigeons" and travel to Schulenberg, Texas and visit with an 89 year
old artist.
1:00PM
ET/12:00 C
True Music
DJ Acucrac, Switchfoot - True Music's Katie Daryl will be debuting
the latest HD music video from DJ Acucrac. Performing on the show
this week will be the indie-rock sound of Switchfoot, a fresh band
signed to Columbia Records. Plus, the hip-hop act Hydroponic Sound
System let us tag along as they performed at a benefit concert.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
Hogan's Heroes
Commandant Schultz - Sgt. Schultz is temporarily promoted to
commanding officer of Stalag 13, and chaos is imminent.
2:00PM ET/1:00 C
Smart Travels Europe
Naples & the Amalfi Coast - Deep in the heart of Italy, Naples is
the ideal launching point for exploring that country's great
historic treasures. Marvel at Pompeii, visit stylish Sorrento and
drive the thrilling Amalfi coast.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Philly
There's No Business Like No Business - A prosecutor's ego gets in
the way when he refuses to negotiate a plea for Kathleen's client.
When she brings him up on charges of prosecutorial misconduct, his
boss orders the office not to negotiate with Kathleen or Will.
3:30PM
ET/2:30 C
Charlie's Angels
To Kill An Angel - Kelly is accidentally wounded when she befriends
a little boy who becomes an eyewitness to murder. The trouble starts
when she loses sight of the child in a moment of confusion and two
hired killers bump into him while making a getaway from the tunnel
of horrors, where they have just murdered a man.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
NASCAR Grand National Division on HDNet
NAPA 200, Rocky Mountain Raceways
Special Encore Presentation
6:30PM
ET/5:30 C
matchbox twenty Live in Atlanta
Taped at the Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia, matchbox twenty's
show depicts a hard-working rock band in its prime and in its
element. The full spectacle of matchbox twenty's More Than You Think
You Are tour comes across, from the band's world-class lights to its
lock-tight playing.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
HDNet World Report - Premiere
Venezuela: Mixing Oil & Politics - HDNet cameras were in Venezuela,
one of the biggest oil suppliers to the United States, for the
recall election of President Hugo Chavez. He promotes himself as an
ally of Cuba and a champion of the poor, but his opposition says he
is pitting them against the nation's poor, and that the United
States should care because democracy is the big loser.
8:30PM ET/7:30 C
Across America - Premiere
2004 Republican National Convention - Co-hosts Ron Kruck and Kandace
Krueger explore the politics and the parties at the 2004 Republican
National Convention in New York City.
9:00PM
ET/8:00 C
Hollywood HD - Premiere
Criminal, Veronica Mars - We steal some time with the stars of
Criminal and visit the set of Veronica Mars, one of the most
anticipated new fall television shows.
9:30PM ET/8:30 C
Designing America - Premiere
Ultimate Garages and Backyards! - Travel with us on a journey to
Northville, Michigan, as we "muscle" our way into the garage of a
car collector, learn a new recipe suitable for the Four Seasons,
learn how to create the ultimate backyard, and visit the Iron
Chinchilla!
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
InFocus
Stalingrad - The Attack - In the summer of 1942, the Volga becomes
the target of Hitler's great offensive for the southern sector of
the Eastern Front. For the first time ever, the Battle of Stalingrad
- which claimed hundreds of thousands of lives and marked the tuning
point of World War II - is portrayed not only from a German
perspective. Hear eyewitness accounts of a name forever associated
with the horrors of war: Stalingrad.
11:00PM
ET/10:00 C
HDNet World Report
Venezuela: Mixing Oil & Politics - HDNet cameras were in Venezuela,
one of the biggest oil suppliers to the United States, for the
recall election of President Hugo Chavez. He promotes himself as an
ally of Cuba and a champion of the poor, but his opposition says he
is pitting them against the nation's poor, and that the United
States should care because democracy is the big loser.
11:30PM ET/10:30 C
Across America
2004 Republican National Convention - Co-hosts Ron Kruck and Kandace
Krueger explore the politics and the parties at the 2004 Republican
National Convention in New York City.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Hollywood HD
Criminal, Veronica Mars - We steal some time with the stars of
Criminal and visit the set of Veronica Mars, one of the most
anticipated new fall television shows.
12:30AM ET/11:30 C
Designing America
Ultimate Garages and Backyards! - Travel with us on a journey to
Northville, Michigan, as we "muscle" our way into the garage of a
car collector, learn a new recipe suitable for the Four Seasons,
learn how to create the ultimate backyard, and visit the Iron
Chinchilla!
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
InFocus
Stalingrad - The Attack - In the summer of 1942, the Volga becomes
the target of Hitler's great offensive for the southern sector of
the Eastern Front. For the first time ever, the Battle of Stalingrad
- which claimed hundreds of thousands of lives and marked the tuning
point of World War II - is portrayed not only from a German
perspective. Hear eyewitness accounts of a name forever associated
with the horrors of war: Stalingrad.
2:00AM ET/1:00 C
The Fugitive
drrichardkimble.com - Narrowly escaping capture by deputies in
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Kimble is rescued by a computer whiz,
who shows the fugitive a Web site launched by a group of people
dedicated to proving his innocence.
3:00AM ET/2:00 C
First Monday
Family Affairs - Joe Novelli's life is turned upside down when a
reporter learns his family may have ties to the mob.
4:00AM
ET/3:00 C
Presidio Med
Once Upon A Family - Letty and Matt work together on a patient, Dean
Carvell (recurring guest star John Rubinstein), who suffers severe
heart problems due to a previous car accident. Meanwhile, Harriet
unites a wealthy, infertile 42-year-old woman who desperately wants
a child with a troubled, pregnant teenager, Ellen O'Neal (Marina
Malota), who wants to give up her baby for adoption. But problems
with Ellen's father and teenage boyfriend could jeopardize the
transaction.
5:00AM ET/4:00 C
Square Pegs
A Simple Attachment - Marshall hopes his science fair project, a
"love detector," will convince lauren that she's in love with him.
Instead the gadget goes haywire, turning Weemawee High's social
circle into a social mess.
5:30AM ET/4:30 C
Johnathan Brownlee's atHome
Long Weekend - Home theatres, "smart homes" security, home gyms, hot
tubs, spas and barbeques.
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7:00AM ET/6:00 C
The Wager
NR - 1:27 - 2003
Cast: Chris Devlin, Kristine Alexandria, Burt Young Director: Sigur-Bjorn
An independent producer bets a studio boss he can make a movie in
three days.
8:30AM ET/7:30 C
Justice
NR - 1:20 - 2003
Cast: Erik Palladino, Catherine Kellner, Daphne Rubin-Vega Director:
Evan Oppenheimer
After a tragedy, a comic book writer searches for the perfect crime
fighting hero.
9:50AM ET/8:50 C
My Fair Lady
G - 2:50 - 1964
Cast: Audrey Hepburn, Rex Harrison, Stanley Holloway Director:
George Cukor
Academy Award winning musical about a high class professor who, in
order to win a bet, turns a common woman into a regal lady.
12:45PM
ET/11:45 C
Soul Man
PG-13 - 1:45 - 1986
Cast: C. Thomas Howell, Rae Dawn Chong, James Earl Jones Director:
Steve Miner
In order to receive a scholarship to Harvard, a privileged teen
poses as a black man.
2:30PM ET/1:30 C
Brewster's Millions
PG - 1:41 - 1985
Cast: Richard Pryor, John Candy, Lonette McKee Director: Walter Hill
In order to receive a major inheritance, an aging minor league
baseball player must spend 30 million in one month.
4:15PM ET/3:15 C
King Of The Hill
PG-13 - 1:43 - 1993
Cast: Jesse Bradford, Karen Allen, Elizabeth McGovern Director:
Steven Soderbergh
A character study of a young boy living during the depression and
his life without his parents.
6:00PM
ET/5:00 C
Price Of Glory
PG-13 - 1:58 - 2000
Cast: Jimmy Smits, Jon Seda, Clifton Collins Jr. Director: Carlos
Avila
A boxer pushes his sons to the limit to make up for his short lived
career.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Together (subtitled)
PG - 1:58 - 2002
Cast: Yun Tang, Peiqi Liu, Hong Chen Director: Kaige Chen
A 13 year-old violin prodigy travels to Beijing with his father, who
sacrifices anything for his son's education and opportunities. As
the boy gets older, he struggles with accepting his chosen path and
his true feelings.
10:00PM ET/9:00 C
Tap
PG-13 - 1:51 - 1989
Cast: Gregory Hines, Suzzanne Douglass, Sammy Davis Jr. Director:
Nick Castle
After serving time in prison for committing robbery, a former gifted
tap dancer must choose between a life of crime or life on the dance
floor.
12:00AM ET/11:00 C
Together (subtitled)
PG - 1:58 - 2002
Cast: Yun Tang, Peiqi Liu, Hong Chen Director: Kaige Chen
A 13 year-old violin prodigy travels to Beijing with his father, who
sacrifices anything for his son's education and opportunities. As
the boy gets older, he struggles with accepting his chosen path and
his true feelings.
2:00AM
ET/1:00 C
Tap
PG-13 - 1:51 - 1989
Cast: Gregory Hines, Suzzanne Douglass, Sammy Davis Jr. Director:
Nick Castle
After serving time in prison for committing robbery, a former gifted
tap dancer must choose between a life of crime or life on the dance
floor.
4:00AM ET/3:00 C
King Of The Hill
PG-13 - 1:43 - 1993
Cast: Jesse Bradford, Karen Allen, Elizabeth McGovern Director:
Steven Soderbergh
A character study of a young boy living during the depression and
his life without his parents.
5:45AM
ET/4:45 C
Man In The Wilderness
PG - 1:45 - 1971
Cast: Richard Harris, John Huston, Prunella Ransome Director:
Richard C. Sarafian
A group of men leave their guide to die after a bear attack. When he
recovers, he goes out for revenge.
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8:30AM
ET/7:30 C
Hamlet
PG Time: 134
Mel Gibson turns into a brawny, brawling Prince of Denmark, full of
fury and passion, in Franco Zeffirelli's exciting version of
Shakespeare's classic. Glenn Close co-stars as Hamlet's mother, the
beautiful, weak-willed queen who may have married a murderer. Alan
Bates plays the villainous Claudius and Helena Bonham-Carter (Howard's
End) is Ophelia. With Ian Holm and Paul Scofield.
11:00AM ET/10:00 C
Two Weeks Notice
PG13 Time: 101
A Harvard-educated attorney prepares to leave her job to rid herself
of her egotistical boss's trifling demands in this witty romantic
comedy. Sandra Bullock stars as the pretty, intelligent Lucy Kelson
whose work as an environmental lawyer-activist crosses paths with
arrogant real-estate mogul George Wade (Hugh Grant). Impressed by her
style and savvy, George hires Lucy as his Chief Counsel, but when she
spends more time bickering with her boss and choosing his wardrobe,
she throws in the towel and sends George her two weeks notice.
Co-starring Alicia Witt, Dana Ivey, Robert Klein, Heather Burns, David
Haig and Dorian Missick. Written and directed by Marc Lawrence.
12:45PM
ET/11:45 C
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
R Time: 92
All Steve Martin wants to do is get from New York to Chicago in time
for Thanksgiving. But bad weather and bad luck land him in Wichita
with pushy, talkative John Candy as his traveling companion. Using
every form of transportation known to man, Martin is determined to
make it to the family table in time for dinner unless Candy drives him
crazy first!
2:15PM ET/1:15 C
Sleepers
R Time: 147
The controversial best-seller about friendship and revenge in New
York's Hell's Kitchen explodes on the screen! In 1967, a boyish prank
causes a near-fatal accident, and four friends are sent to reform
school, where they are brutalized by sadistic guards. Years later,
they get their chance for revenge-and join forces in a daring scheme
to escape punishment.
4:45PM
ET/3:45 C
Ricochet
R Time: 102
Two old enemies battle to the death in this electrifying crime drama.
Denzel Washington is an assistant D.A. who once helped send John
Lithgow to prison. Now Lithgow's out of the joint--and out for
revenge! With Lindsay Wagner and Ice T.
6:30PM ET/5:30 C
Old School
TVMA Time: 91
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again
in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for
the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their
own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the
wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing,
streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the
wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo
(Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star.
Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and
Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot
Armstrong.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Brown Sugar
PG13 Time: 109
Two childhood best friends with a mutual love for hip-hop music
reconnect after several years and question their current relationships
and their feelings for each other. Sidney and Dre discovered hip-hop
on a New York street corner when they were kids and their passion for
the beat followed them into adulthood when both pursued music-oriented
careers on opposite coasts. After years apart, Sidney returns to their
stomping ground to find out that her rhythm with Dre still exists...as
he prepares to marry another woman. Starring Taye Diggs, Sanaa Lathan
and Nicole Ari Parker. Directed by Rick Famuyiwa.
10:00PM
ET/9:00 C
Two Weeks Notice
PG13 Time: 101
A Harvard-educated attorney prepares to leave her job to rid herself
of her egotistical boss's trifling demands in this witty romantic
comedy. Sandra Bullock stars as the pretty, intelligent Lucy Kelson
whose work as an environmental lawyer-activist crosses paths with
arrogant real-estate mogul George Wade (Hugh Grant). Impressed by her
style and savvy, George hires Lucy as his Chief Counsel, but when she
spends more time bickering with her boss and choosing his wardrobe,
she throws in the towel and sends George her two weeks notice.
Co-starring Alicia Witt, Dana Ivey, Robert Klein, Heather Burns, David
Haig and Dorian Missick. Written and directed by Marc Lawrence.
1:45AM ET/12:45 C
The Elite
R Time: 103
When a terrorist's bomb blows a plane out of the sky, a Marine Colonel
manages to save five children. He raises and trains them...to be an
elite special unit geared for revenge! This searing action-adventure
stars Jurgen Prochnow (The Seventh Sign), Maxine Ba
3:30AM
ET/2:30 C
Old School
TVMA Time: 91
Animal House producer Ivan Reitman skewers the frat house life again
in this raucous comedy about a trio of aging grads whose longing for
the good times of the college party life prompts them to start their
own fraternity. Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn star as the
wild-and-crazy threesome who join their screwball recruits in boozing,
streaking and various other methods of debauchery--while eliciting the
wrath of the school's ornery dean. Jeremy Piven (PCU), Ellen Pompeo
(Moonlight Mile) and Juliette Lewis (Natural Born Killers) co-star.
Directed by Todd Phillips (Road Trip), story by Court Crandall and
Todd Phillips & Scot Armstrong, screenplay by Todd Phillips & Scot
Armstrong.
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Drumline
PG13 Time: 118
A talented, but cocky marching band drummer's inability to march to
anything but his own beat lands him in hot water with
everything--and everyone--he cares about in a Georgia university.
Nick Cannon stars as Devon, a Harlem native whose incredible talent
for pounding the skins earns him a scholarship to Atlanta A & T, but
whose showboating earns him the wrath of bandmates, his band leader
and his girlfriend. Can Devon learn to become a team player before
they perform at an annual competition with rival schools? Zoe
Saldana and Orlando Jones co-star in this "entertaining and
enthusiastically told tale" (L.A. Times). Directed by Charles Stone;
written by Tina Gordon Chism and Shawn Schepps.
10:00AM ET/9:00 C
The Beautician And The Beast
PG Time: 107
Watch out, world, here comes Fran Drescher! As a beauty culture
graduate from Queens, wacky Fran comes to the tiny nation of
Slovetzia to tutor the president's kids--and ends up teaching his
excellency a thing or two about life--and hairspray. By the time
she's through, it's the beginning of love and the end of split ends
in Eastern Europe. Amour puts on a new face, laughter gets a new
"do" and lipstick reigns supreme in this endearingly campy comic
romp.
12:00PM
ET/11:00 C
Intolerable Cruelty
PG13 Time: 99
The Coen Brothers conjure the spirit of classic screwball in this
hilarious battle-of-the-sexes comedy starring George Clooney and
Catherine Zeta-Jones. Top L.A. divorce attorney Miles Massey
(Clooney) never met a case he couldn't win, but when Marylin Rexroth
(Zeta-Jones) enters the picture with an ironclad case against her
cheating hubby, the silver-tongued Miles is left smitten. Not that
it stops him from exposing her as a gold-digger and beating her in
court, however. But the fun and games are just beginning as Marylin
sets her sights on a long-range plan for revenge! Directed by Joel
Coen; screenplay by Robert Ramsey, Matthew Stone, Ethan Coen, Joel
Coen; story by Ramsey, Stone, John Romano. "A thoroughly
entertaining comedy about love, lawyers and fat divorce settlements"
(Variety).
1:45PM
ET/12:45 C
Gods And Generals
PG13 Time: 218
Jeff Daniels, Robert Duvall and Stephen Lang star as three officers
in this prequel to Gettysburg that brings to life three poignant
battles from the early years of the Civil War. Duvall stars as Gen.
Robert E. Lee who, with Gen. "Stonewall" Jackson (Lang), leads the
South into battle against the Union forces during the early 1860s.
The first battle of Bull Run is depicted in detail and followed by
equally thorough accounts of the battle of Fredericksburg, and the
battle of Chancellorsville. Jeff Daniels co-stars as Lt. Col. Joshua
Lawrence Chamberlain who fights for the North and the abolition of
slavery. Based on the book by Jeff Shaara. With Mira Sorvino, Kevin
Conway, C. Thomas Howell and Frankie Faison. Written and directed by
Ronald F. Maxwell.
6:00PM ET/5:00 C
Drumline
PG13 Time: 118
A talented, but cocky marching band drummer's inability to march to
anything but his own beat lands him in hot water with
everything--and everyone--he cares about in a Georgia university.
Nick Cannon stars as Devon, a Harlem native whose incredible talent
for pounding the skins earns him a scholarship to Atlanta A & T, but
whose showboating earns him the wrath of bandmates, his band leader
and his girlfriend. Can Devon learn to become a team player before
they perform at an annual competition with rival schools? Zoe
Saldana and Orlando Jones co-star in this "entertaining and
enthusiastically told tale" (L.A. Times). Directed by Charles Stone;
written by Tina Gordon Chism and Shawn Schepps.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Intolerable Cruelty
PG13 Time: 99
The Coen Brothers conjure the spirit of classic screwball in this
hilarious battle-of-the-sexes comedy starring George Clooney and
Catherine Zeta-Jones. Top L.A. divorce attorney Miles Massey
(Clooney) never met a case he couldn't win, but when Marylin Rexroth
(Zeta-Jones) enters the picture with an ironclad case against her
cheating hubby, the silver-tongued Miles is left smitten. Not that
it stops him from exposing her as a gold-digger and beating her in
court, however. But the fun and games are just beginning as Marylin
sets her sights on a long-range plan for revenge! Directed by Joel
Coen; screenplay by Robert Ramsey, Matthew Stone, Ethan Coen, Joel
Coen; story by Ramsey, Stone, John Romano. "A thoroughly
entertaining comedy about love, lawyers and fat divorce settlements"
(Variety).
9:45PM
ET/8:45 C
Executive Decision
R Time: 132
Two big action stars team up to recapture a hijacked airliner in
this high-flying thriller that "gives the adrenalin-crazed action
audience more than its money's worth...two crowded hours of tension
and thrills" (New York Post). Arab terrorists are taking the plane
to Washington, D.C., with a full load of hostages and a secret cargo
of deadly nerve gas that could wipe out the city! "A good, taut
movie for red-meat action audiences" (New York Times). "Its
action-and-excitement quotient is top-notch" (Variety). With Halle
Berry, John Leguizamo, Oliver Platt, Joe Morton, David Suchet and
B.D. Wong.
1:00AM
ET/12:00 C
Othello
R Time: 123
Laurence Fishburne stars as the Moorish general who is manipulated
by his best friend in this adaptation of the Shakespearean play.
Othello is the war hero married to the beautiful Desdemona. Othello
believes Iago and Cassio are his best friends and confidants, but
Iago has a deep secret loathing for Othello fueled by his choice to
promote Cassio to a top position. When Iago frames Cassio as
Desdemona's clandestine lover, he sets a tragic plot into motion in
which Othello reacts with wrath and jealousy beyond Iago's wildest
desires. Co-starring Kenneth Branagh, Irene Jacob, Nathaniel Parker
and Anna Patrick. Written and directed by Oliver Parker (An Ideal
Husband).
3:05AM
ET/2:05 C
Pretty Woman
R Time: 119
Julia Roberts earned megastar status with her knockout performance
in this 1990 love story about a ruthless businessman whose hiring of
a good-hearted hooker leads to romance. Richard Gere co-stars as the
handsome corporate raider who hires Roberts to be his companion for
a weeklong series of business events. What begins as a job
proposition starts taking a turn toward the romantic in this
"Cinderella meets Pygmalion" (New York Post) tale. Ralph Bellamy,
Jason Alexander and Laura San Giacomo co-star in this 1990 smash
directed by Garry Marshall (The Princess Diaries) and written by J.F.
Lawton.
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7:35AM
ET/6:35 C
The Lords Of Flatbush
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
CCAP
PG 1h 25m
Four Brooklyn toughs in the 1950s battle rival street gang members and
resist adulthood in this drama that introduced an all-star cast
including Henry Winkler, Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Perry
King and Susan Blakely.
1:30PM ET/12:30 C
The Bed Sitting Room
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 32m
Humans mutate into bizarre creatures thanks to nuclear radiation in
this post-apocalyptic black comedy from director Richard Lester ("A
Hard Day's Night") and British comic Spike Milligan. In the aftermath
of WWIII, the conflagration's survivors persevere, a task that becomes
more difficult as they are transformed into parrots or furniture,
suffer oddly long gestation periods, and ride escalators to nowhere.
Absurdist perfection starring Rita Tushingham, Ralph Richardson, Peter
Cook, Dudley Moore, Michael Hordern, Roy Kinnear and Marty Feldman.
5:00PM
ET/4:00 C
Star Trek: Nemesis
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG13 1h 57m
The tenth "Star Trek" feature film finds Captain Jean-Luc Picard
(Patrick Stewart) and the rest of the "Enterprise" crew tangling with
a new Romulan leader (Tom Hardy) who is hiding a mysterious secret
about his past. Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates
McFadden, Levar Burton, Jonathan Frakes, Ron Perlman, Steven Culp and
Dina Meyer costar.
7:00PM ET/6:00 C
Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1
PG 1h 48m
The rafters are set to rock all over again as "Sister Mary Clarence"-aka
Deloris Van Cartier (Whoopi Goldberg) joins the good sisters of St.
Catherine's Convent (including Kathy Najimy, Mary Wickes, Wendy
Makkena and Maggie Smith) for a much-anticipated musical-comedy
encore. With Barnard Hughes, James Coburn, Michael Jeter, Sheryl Lee
Ralph and Robert Pastorelli.
10:30PM
ET/9:30 C
In The Army Now
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
PG 1h 33m
All he really wanted was the benefits, but enlisted man Pauly Shore is
gonna get the chance to be all that he can be in this sidesplitting
military comedy. Boot camp's a brouhaha and mess hall's a mess, but
when duty calls Pauly to action in the Sahara, the stage is set for
the emergence of one highly unlikely American hero. Esai Morales, Lori
Petty, David Alan Grier, Ernie Hudson and Andy Dick costar.
12:05AM
ET/11:05 C
24 Hour Party People
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Surround / CCAP
R 1h 57m
In the early '80s, England's musical center shifted from London to
Manchester. Here, following punk's loss of manic energy, homegrown
bands like Joy Division and The Happy Mondays ruled. In this dramatic
flashback to a brief moment in pop history, Michael Winterbottom tells
the story through the eyes of Tony Wilson (Steve Coogan), rock
impresario and club owner, as he partakes in Manchester's sudden and
improbable rise to rock glory, and the city's sad decline into drugs
and despair. "Shines with a kind of inspired madness" - Roger Ebert.
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6:00AM ET/5:00 C
Unconditional Love
A middle-aged housewife and a British valet unite to avenge the death
of a mutual love interest.
8:05AM
ET/7:05 C
Medicine Man
A scientist resents the young woman sent to check on his cancer
research in the Amazon. Starring Sean Connery.
5:30PM
ET/4:30 C
The Glass Shield
The first black officer assigned to a racist Los Angeles Sheriff's
office discovers the facts of life.
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9:35AM ET/8:35 C
Nobody's Fool
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 48m
A small-town waitress (Rosanna Arquette) with an illegitimate child
crosses paths with a drifter (Eric Roberts). Mare Winningham and
Louise Fletcher costar in this romantic comedy.
11:30AM
ET/10:30 C
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 40m
Super-spy siblings Carmen and Juni (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) are
back to rid the world of another villainous menace in this sci-fi
action sequel from writer/director Robert Rodriguez ("El Mariachi").
This time, the Cortez kids - now official government agents - are
assigned to find and stop the nefarious energy-sapping plans of
Romero (Steve Buscemi), a mad scientist whose tropical island lair
is populated with mutant experiments-gone-awry. Antonio Banderas,
Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor costar.
4:30PM ET/3:30 C
Love Is All There Is
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Stereo
R 1h 45m
Husband and wife team Joseph Bologna and Renee Taylor star in, wrote
and directed this comic riff on "Romeo and Juliet" about feuding
restaurant owners who are dismayed when one family's son falls in
love with other's daughter. Angelina Jolie, Nathaniel Marston,
Barbara Carrera, Lainie Kazan and Paul Sorvino costar.
6:15PM
ET/5:15 C
Balmain Boys
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Stereo / CCAP
TV14 - VL 1h 35m
Australian crime drama from producer Hal McElvoy ("Picnic at Hanging
Rock," "The Last Wave") about a lawyer (Jeremy Sims) and his brother
(Paul Gleeson), a cop who's injured in the line of duty and
prohibited from serving on the force or play his beloved sport of
football as a result - so he persuades his sibling to join him in
forming a detective agency. Lara Cox, Pippa Grandison, Jeff Truman
and William Zappa costar in this mystery thriller.
8:00PM ET/7:00 C
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
WIDESCREEN OAR UPCONV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
PG 1h 40m
Super-spy siblings Carmen and Juni (Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara) are
back to rid the world of another villainous menace in this sci-fi
action sequel from writer/director Robert Rodriguez ("El Mariachi").
This time, the Cortez kids - now official government agents - are
assigned to find and stop the nefarious energy-sapping plans of
Romero (Steve Buscemi), a mad scientist whose tropical island lair
is populated with mutant experiments-gone-awry. Antonio Banderas,
Carla Gugino, Ricardo Montalban and Holland Taylor costar.
9:45PM ET/8:45 C
Nobody's Fool
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
PG13 1h 48m
A small-town waitress (Rosanna Arquette) with an illegitimate child
crosses paths with a drifter (Eric Roberts). Mare Winningham and
Louise Fletcher costar in this romantic comedy.
1 1:35PM
ET/10:35 C
CQ
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
Dolby Digital 5.1 / CCAP
R 1h 28m
In 1969, there's trouble brewing on the Paris set of the cartoon
sexpionage saga "Dragonfly." After firing the film's arty auteur
(Gerard Depardieu), its Italian producer (Giancarlo Giannini) gives
the reins to a young American filmmaker (Jeremy Davis) who has been
shooting his own film diary while abroad. Now he is faced with
coming up with a new ending for "Dragonfly," while coping with the
distractions of his sultry leading lady (Angela Lindvall). In his
feature debut, Roman Coppola recreates a loving tribute to the world
of late '60s pop.
1:05AM ET/12:05 C
Hammer
WIDESCREEN OAR HDTV
R 1h 32m
Fred Williamson stars in this literally two-fisted blaxploitation
drama as B.J. Hammer, a talented boxer in dutch to the mob through
his crooked manager - a situation that will lead him to choose
between his organized crime backers, a championship bout, and the
woman he loves. Bernie Hamilton and Vonetta McGee costar.
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